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My mother's name was Leanna.
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She was very beautiful.
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I was only a child when
she was taken from me.
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She was stolen from
us by a great giant.
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He said he was taking her
to his castle in the clouds,
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but I never stopped searching.
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Please, Hercules, find
out what happened to her.
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I will, Alyssa, but
how do I get there?
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There's a secret way.
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Promise me you'll do this.
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Promise, so that
I can die in peace.
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I promise.
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Piece of cake.
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Getting in was the easy part.
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Now, are you sure
this warlord, Otus,
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has whatever it is
we're looking for?
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I tracked it to Otus, who
stole it from another warlord,
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who stole it from the
warlord before him.
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So much for honor among thieves.
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Gives us all a bad name.
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Of course, now that
you're part of the gang...
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I told you, I tried the direct
approach with the last two warlords.
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Too many people got hurt.
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Uh-huh. And that's
why you needed a...
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Oh, what was it? Uh...
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Come on. You know I love
to hear you say the F word.
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I'd rather take on another army,
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what's a couple 100 more thugs?
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Well, then, I'll say it for you.
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You needed a favor.
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You're loving this, aren't you?
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Well, I suppose I
do owe you one.
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A favor, that is.
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After all, you did give
up your fruitless attempt
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to have me imprisoned,
way back when.
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Here it is.
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Ooh.
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Watch and learn, Hercules.
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Why do I do this to myself?
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Hmm.
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If the box is moved
or the lines touch,
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the weights shift,
sounding an alarm.
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Ah! This could be tricky.
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So, you've seen this before.
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Never.
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Please tell me
you're after the rocks.
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The pouch.
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Typical.
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Ha! Can you say genius?
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Let's go.
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Yeah.
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That would be a bad sound.
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Very bad.
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Uh, Hercules, wouldn't
the road be faster?
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That's where Otus' army will be.
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Of course, if you gave
back the jewels you took,
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maybe they'd stop chasing us.
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Moi? Jewels? Please!
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Just give me the pouch.
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Ah, yes, the precious
pouch. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
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A bean?
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All that for a bean?
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Just give it to me.
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This could ruin my reputation.
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King of Thieves raids evil
Warlords vault for a bean.
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I risk life and limb for a bean!
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Whoa!
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Who knew?
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This is the story
of a time long ago,
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a time of myth and legend,
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when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel.
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And they plagued
mankind with suffering.
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Only one man dared
to challenge their power.
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Hercules.
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Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,
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a strength surpassed only
by the power of his heart.
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He journeyed the earth, battling the
minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera,
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the all-powerful
queen of the gods.
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But wherever there was evil,
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wherever an
innocent would suffer,
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there would be Hercules.
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All right, now, let
me get this straight.
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You're going up there to search
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for someone's mother?
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That is, if she's still alive?
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I made a promise.
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My keen senses tell me
there's something else up there.
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Something, perhaps, of value?
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Nothing that would interest you,
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so don't get any ideas.
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Now, I still owe you that favor.
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You owe me nothing.
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I feel obligated.
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You'll recover.
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Somehow, whenever you're
around, things get complicated.
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So, please, don't do
me anymore favors.
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Thought you could get away, huh?
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Well, if you insist.
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Yo-ho! He hates
it when I do this.
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I hate it when he does that.
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Whoa, bad idea.
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Look up, look up!
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That's not a whole lot better.
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Autolycus! You don't know
what you're getting yourself into!
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Then again, neither do I.
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Ah, a castle!
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And where there's a castle,
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there's usually treasure.
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Seems solid enough.
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Got to watch that first step.
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Big castle, big
treasure. Big castle.
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Big castle, big, big treasure.
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Lots of treasure.
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Where is Hercules
when you need him?
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Fancy meeting you here.
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Hercules. There you
are. I was just, um...
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I was looking for you!
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Well, I'm here. Now, go back.
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Now, is that any way to
treat your partner, partner?
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We are not partners.
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It's locked.
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Not for long.
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Uh, just a thought. Maybe
we should go in quietly?
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We don't know what's in there.
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Fine, we'll do it your way.
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Always happy to do a favor.
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Ah!
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After you.
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No, no, no, no. After you.
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Big castle, big treasure.
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Ah, big castle.
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Big treasure!
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Big chair!
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We're here to find
Leanna, remember?
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Or at least someone
who knew her.
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Shh!
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Uh, excuse me, maybe
you could help us?
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How did you get here?
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I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to startle you.
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It's just so long since I've
seen anyone like you, like me!
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But you must leave immediately.
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Uh, but we just got here.
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Please! Before he wakes up.
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He?
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You don't want to
meet him. Believe me.
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We're looking for a
woman named Leanna.
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Her daughter asked me to
find out what happened to her.
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She's probably very
old... Alyssa sent you?
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You're Leanna?
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Time goes by
very slowly up here.
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Now, that's a great grandmother.
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Two hundred dinars
to hunt down those two.
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Hmm.
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You'll be paid the rest when
you return with my jewels.
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She had a full life.
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She had many,
many grandchildren.
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I've missed so much
being stuck up here.
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Well, then, come
back home with me.
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Home? Yeah.
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Don't touch those!
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No, I was just admiring them.
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Please, just leave
before it's too...
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late.
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Come on, come on! Get out. Now
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I'm not leaving you here.
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I'll be safe, but you won't.
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Perhaps, she has a point.
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Just come with me.
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I can't! Go!
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Typhon. You know this guy?
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Well, yeah. He's
one of the nicest...
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I'll kill him!
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Define nice.
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Kill who, Typhoon?
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Someone's after Fe, Fi, Fofum.
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I smell the blood
of a Grecian man.
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Where is he?
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Where is who?
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The Grecian man I smell!
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The nose knows.
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I have no idea what
you're talking about.
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I want to check
on Fe, Fi, Fofum.
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They're just eggs, Typhoon.
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And I can't believe
you're still insisting
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on those ridiculous
names for them.
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They're not ridiculous!
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And they're not just eggs!
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They're my responsibility!
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And yours, too.
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Oh, you just love to
rub that in, don't you?
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What are you doing?
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I'm going to go have
a talk with this guy.
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You do that. I've still
got a few good years left.
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Wait!
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No, but I wish you'd show
a little more dedication.
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Dedication? To eggs?
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They won't always be eggs.
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But you'll always be a grump.
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And I'm stuck here until
those stupid things hatch!
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And when they hatch,
they'll have feelings.
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They'll know you don't like them
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Oh! Oh, you are so...
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Ah-ha! I knew it!
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Dummy!
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Come here, you!
Why I ought to...
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I'm just a common thief.
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A common thief with
uncommonly good taste,
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which is why I
chose your lovely...
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Son of a...
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That'll teach you to toy
with the King of Thieves!
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Come on! Right behind you.
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We haven't met. I'm Autolycus.
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Perhaps, you've heard of me?
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Uh-oh.
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Uh, that's a nice helmet.
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Let me guess. You're
looking for some jewels.
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Man of a few words.
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I'll tell you what. I'll go save
Autolycus from certain death
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and bring back Otus'
jewels, you wait right there.
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Doesn't like to wait.
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Too much iron in his diet.
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Typhoon, there's no point
in killing him. Just let him go.
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Yes, let him go! Let him go!
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He broke into my house!
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So, he made a mistake.
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Can't you stop acting
like a bully just once?
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A bully? So, that's
what I am. A bully?
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No. Look.
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I just don't want this
man's blood on my hands.
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Oh, that's a good
inclination. I'd go with that.
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I try to keep you safe and
protected, and you call me a bully!
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Oh, you always have to
bring that up! The big protector.
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As if, given a choice, I
would have chosen you!
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Well, I wouldn't have
chosen you, either!
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Women! Sheesh.
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What would you know, thief?
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Actually, where I come from, I'm
considered something of a ladies' man.
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You see, wooing women is an art.
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It must be approached with
masterful skill and sensitivity.
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She must be engaged
and stimulated.
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She must be cultivated
like the little flower she is.
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She must be taken
for all she's worth.
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Um, romanced.
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Go on.
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Big protector. Ha!
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He doesn't know what fear is!
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Sorry. It's a bad habit.
So, uh, you ready to go?
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In a heartbeat. If I could.
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I swear, if he barks
one more order!
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He cares more about these
stupid eggs than he does about me.
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I mean, who would name
eggs Fee, Fi, Fofum?
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Leanna, these are Harpy eggs.
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You're telling me?
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They're why Hades ordered
Typhoon to bring me here.
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Hades ordered it?
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Our village was
plagued by Harpies,
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attacking children
and old people.
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Hades agreed to bring the
Harpies down to the underworld,
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but he decided the
last of the Harpies eggs
260
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,825
would be safer up
here with Typhoon.
261
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,989
What with his keen
sense of smell and all.
262
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,532
Well, he's got that, all right.
263
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:01,999
I was forced to become
caretaker of the eggs.
264
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,592
Those were Hades' rules.
265
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,363
For how long?
266
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,536
Until the eggs hatch.
267
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,075
Once they do, I'm out of here!
268
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,345
Whoa!
269
00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:07,318
I can't take those
eggs down to Earth.
270
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,820
Why not? They'll be safe.
271
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:10,999
But no one else will be after
they hatch. They're killers.
272
00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:13,151
Once you have Harpies,
you can't get rid of them.
273
00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:14,692
Well, then, I'm not leaving.
274
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,360
I have to stay with
them till they hatch.
275
00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:18,863
I know what happens when
one doesn't follow Hades' rules.
276
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:22,230
All right. All right. I'll take
them down to the underworld.
277
00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:24,668
I'm sure I can get Hades
to reconsider his rules.
278
00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:28,633
I'll get the eggs.
You get rid of him.
279
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:45,418
I, um, just wanted to say
that you look lovely today.
280
00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:48,653
Excuse me?
281
00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:52,898
Tell her she's got great
eyes like liquid moons.
282
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:57,198
Your eyes are watery.
283
00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:01,470
What's that supposed to mean?
284
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,809
No! I mean...
285
00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:06,777
Lips, lips. They're
big and luscious.
286
00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:09,541
You have a big mouth!
287
00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:11,778
A what?
288
00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:15,045
The man is a moron.
Talk about her legs.
289
00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:18,516
And a great set of eggs.
290
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,119
Well, I never...
291
00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:26,529
It's not enough I'm
forced to live with you.
292
00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:27,964
Now you insult me.
293
00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:29,296
Insult?
294
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,794
I was trying to be nice!
295
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:33,903
You call that nice?
296
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,442
Please, don't do me any favors.
297
00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:39,538
I give up. I just give up!
298
00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:41,240
Try her hair.
299
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,673
Tell her it's, um...
Oh, it's silken.
300
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,480
Like, you know, um,
301
00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:48,379
like silk.
302
00:24:48,854 --> 00:24:49,947
And you!
303
00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:51,923
Whoa!
304
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,335
Oh, landing in a bed of gold.
305
00:25:05,437 --> 00:25:06,871
How like me.
306
00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:13,813
Autolycus, maybe you
should get out of there.
307
00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:15,739
Slowly.
308
00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:18,010
Oh, I'll get out. Slowly!
309
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:25,824
Ah!
310
00:25:27,659 --> 00:25:29,423
Hercules! Get this off me!
311
00:25:35,401 --> 00:25:36,596
Mama!
312
00:25:41,507 --> 00:25:44,571
Did that thing
just say... No way!
313
00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:47,071
Huh?
314
00:25:58,223 --> 00:25:59,623
They don't look like Harpies.
315
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:06,359
Harpies?
316
00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:10,295
Oh, they're Harpies all right.
317
00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:12,167
They're cuter than the
Harpies I remember.
318
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,338
Cute, huh?
319
00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:19,703
Who cares about them?
320
00:26:19,778 --> 00:26:23,010
I'm free, do you
hear me? Free at last!
321
00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:30,686
Mama, Mama, Mama. Oh,
hey! Shoo! Beat it. Scram!
322
00:26:33,992 --> 00:26:35,790
Go on, kid. You bother me.
323
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:42,496
I'm ready to go
any time you are.
324
00:26:42,568 --> 00:26:45,163
All right. Let's head
to the beanstalk.
325
00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:52,603
Wait.
326
00:26:53,378 --> 00:26:55,847
Autolycus? Uh, coming!
327
00:26:58,083 --> 00:26:59,813
Love to stay and talk.
328
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,302
Very funny.
329
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,106
Hey!
330
00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:31,811
My hook!
331
00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:39,522
You know, it's all fun and games
until someone loses an eye.
332
00:27:45,764 --> 00:27:48,063
What in the Gods'
names is going on here?
333
00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:50,432
I hate to break
it to you, big guy,
334
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,629
you've got Harpies.
335
00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:55,904
Fee! Fi! Fofum!
336
00:27:57,943 --> 00:28:00,071
I've waited for so long!
337
00:28:01,046 --> 00:28:02,046
Whee!
338
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,984
Get off of me!
339
00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:12,117
This isn't funny anymore.
340
00:28:12,925 --> 00:28:16,020
Hey! Who are you?
341
00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:20,528
You know, maybe
I should explain.
342
00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:25,104
Guess he didn't think
much of my explanation.
343
00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:35,380
Oh, come on, Hercules. Why
can't you bend those bars?
344
00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:42,254
It doesn't make any
sense. Must be the altitude.
345
00:28:43,021 --> 00:28:44,683
Step aside, Hercules.
346
00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:46,884
Let me show you how it's done.
347
00:29:00,806 --> 00:29:01,899
Do you mind?
348
00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:03,067
It helps me think.
349
00:29:03,141 --> 00:29:04,404
Don't strain yourself.
350
00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:09,269
Here, throw this.
351
00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:11,786
Hercules, please. I'm
trying to get us out of here.
352
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:14,575
So am I. Just throw
it. Right over there.
353
00:30:31,697 --> 00:30:32,858
Oh, isn't this fun.
354
00:30:32,931 --> 00:30:34,797
Do it again. Further.
355
00:30:57,255 --> 00:31:00,953
Okay, not bad.
356
00:31:12,003 --> 00:31:14,939
It's better if you
just stay right here.
357
00:31:16,942 --> 00:31:19,241
It'll keep you out of trouble.
358
00:31:24,316 --> 00:31:25,579
Where are you going?
359
00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:29,086
Typhoon and I are
going to have a little chat.
360
00:31:33,291 --> 00:31:34,759
Hey, Typhoon.
361
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:36,361
What are you doing here?
362
00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:38,090
I just want to talk.
363
00:31:40,265 --> 00:31:42,757
We can do this the
hard way or we...
364
00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:46,600
Okay, the hard way.
365
00:31:56,148 --> 00:31:57,844
What we have here
366
00:31:57,949 --> 00:32:00,748
is a failure to communicate.
367
00:32:01,987 --> 00:32:03,819
What do you want?
368
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:07,791
Well, for starters, a little
honesty. Like about Leanna.
369
00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:12,661
That woman is impossible!
370
00:32:12,831 --> 00:32:15,858
Wait, so you're going to lie there
and tell me that all the fighting,
371
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,165
and the arguing,
all the bullying,
372
00:32:18,236 --> 00:32:21,035
is because you really don't like
her and wish she would leave?
373
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:25,072
Well... Come on. I
mean, it's so obvious.
374
00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:26,806
Obvious?
375
00:32:28,914 --> 00:32:29,938
It is?
376
00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:32,146
To everyone but the two of you.
377
00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:38,713
Look, I'm pretty good friends
with your brother, Typhon.
378
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,553
Typhon? You know Typhon?
379
00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:44,455
Well, yeah.
380
00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:47,658
I haven't seen him in so long.
381
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:50,659
"I'm a lover, not a fighter."
382
00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:53,671
That fool lets everyone
walk all over him.
383
00:32:54,072 --> 00:32:57,406
That fool is in love, married
and has a slew of kids.
384
00:32:57,943 --> 00:33:00,708
That fool is happy.
Can you say the same?
385
00:33:00,779 --> 00:33:02,509
You could have
all those things, too.
386
00:33:02,581 --> 00:33:04,743
Why don't you just tell
Leanna how you feel about her?
387
00:33:05,116 --> 00:33:06,641
She hates me.
388
00:33:07,452 --> 00:33:10,251
But what do you expect with you
trying to control her all the time?
389
00:33:11,356 --> 00:33:14,520
Well, you can't let a woman
do whatever she wants.
390
00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:15,991
Why not?
391
00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:19,191
Well, she might... Leave?
392
00:33:20,198 --> 00:33:23,965
You know, the tighter you hold
on, the more likely she is to leave.
393
00:33:24,035 --> 00:33:27,597
If you give her a little freedom
to make her own choices,
394
00:33:28,139 --> 00:33:30,699
well, she might surprise you.
395
00:33:41,486 --> 00:33:43,955
I'm never going
to get out of here.
396
00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:31,133
Thank you.
397
00:34:33,939 --> 00:34:35,840
I knew he'd finally
see things my way.
398
00:34:37,842 --> 00:34:39,071
Leanna?
399
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,342
You're free to go.
400
00:34:44,849 --> 00:34:47,444
I'll help you
gather your things.
401
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:51,049
Wait. I... I've got
everything already.
402
00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:52,249
Sort of.
403
00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:55,226
I mean, I didn't come up
here with much anyway.
404
00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:57,520
Everything I have
I got from you.
405
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,904
Well, now that that's settled...
406
00:35:07,405 --> 00:35:10,034
Let me say goodbye
to Fee, Fi and...
407
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,069
Where'd they go?
408
00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:16,339
The window!
409
00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:23,317
No! No!
410
00:35:26,191 --> 00:35:27,955
They're headed
for the beanstalk!
411
00:35:34,532 --> 00:35:36,000
Be careful with them.
412
00:35:36,067 --> 00:35:37,467
Yes, don't let them get hurt.
413
00:35:37,936 --> 00:35:39,268
Whoa!
414
00:35:40,105 --> 00:35:41,164
Hurt them?
415
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,105
Don't worry. We won't.
416
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,164
Pull up the beanstalk! Hurry!
417
00:36:10,235 --> 00:36:12,795
You can't let them
get down to Earth!
418
00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:23,008
Uh, point of debate.
419
00:36:23,081 --> 00:36:24,743
If he pulls it up,
how do we get down?
420
00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:26,842
Yeah, well, one
problem at a time.
421
00:36:36,327 --> 00:36:39,661
Well, uh, I guess they're gone.
422
00:36:40,665 --> 00:36:42,691
I don't see them anywhere.
423
00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:46,497
Ah!
424
00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:51,973
You two.
425
00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:59,078
We've got company, don't we?
426
00:37:00,919 --> 00:37:02,080
Uh, bad company.
427
00:37:03,655 --> 00:37:05,817
Okay, uh, go to Typhoon.
428
00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:29,270
Save him! Please!
429
00:37:53,905 --> 00:37:55,897
Typhoon, pick up the tail!
430
00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:04,915
To the moon, Herc.
431
00:38:10,555 --> 00:38:13,115
Nice shot!
432
00:38:13,658 --> 00:38:14,751
Yeah.
433
00:38:16,161 --> 00:38:17,424
The Harpies. They're gone!
434
00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:19,994
Don't worry, they'll come
back. They always do.
435
00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:24,094
Come on!
436
00:38:30,508 --> 00:38:34,240
Oh, come on, Hercules.
There's got to be a better way!
437
00:38:45,623 --> 00:38:47,353
Ooh, there you are.
438
00:38:48,393 --> 00:38:49,725
Got you!
439
00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:53,062
You aren't going to
give me warts, are you?
440
00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:56,434
Come here you little...
441
00:38:57,602 --> 00:39:00,299
There! Now, stop!
442
00:39:00,905 --> 00:39:02,785
Stop it or someone could
get hurt! Now, come on!
443
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,589
Harpies, you can't
get rid of them!
444
00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:26,095
Hercules, I'm no
expert on beanstalks,
445
00:39:26,164 --> 00:39:28,656
but this does not look good.
446
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:33,330
You okay?
447
00:39:33,671 --> 00:39:35,606
Oh, just fine, thanks.
448
00:39:39,177 --> 00:39:40,304
Fee!
449
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:46,216
Great!
450
00:39:47,619 --> 00:39:49,918
I hope this thing is attached.
451
00:39:52,957 --> 00:39:54,050
Don't look!
452
00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:05,136
It's okay, he's safe.
453
00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:11,400
Do me a favor.
454
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,311
Stay off the beanstalk.
455
00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:16,072
Okay.
456
00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:17,274
Good.
457
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,215
Hello! Hello!
458
00:40:20,285 --> 00:40:21,480
Hello!
459
00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:23,180
Hello!
460
00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:25,881
Well, I guess this is it.
461
00:40:26,124 --> 00:40:28,491
Yep. It's time to hit the stalk.
462
00:40:34,832 --> 00:40:36,027
Leanna?
463
00:40:37,902 --> 00:40:40,462
Thanks for staying
all these years.
464
00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:43,437
I know it's been hard for you.
465
00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:45,600
Oh, not really.
466
00:40:46,311 --> 00:40:47,939
We've had some good times.
467
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,406
Tell Typhon, his
brother envies him.
468
00:40:52,016 --> 00:40:53,917
Well, it's been fun.
469
00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:55,954
As far as near-death
experiences go.
470
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,122
Who am I kidding?
471
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,355
This is my home.
472
00:41:06,864 --> 00:41:08,423
I belong here.
473
00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:11,334
Don't I?
474
00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:13,895
Well, of course, you do.
475
00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:17,103
Thank the Gods!
476
00:41:17,542 --> 00:41:20,102
Oh, Leanna, you've
made me so happy!
477
00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:24,006
And the Harpies!
They need a mother.
478
00:41:26,951 --> 00:41:29,853
But, Typhoon, I insist we
raise those kids properly.
479
00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,218
Kids?
480
00:41:32,290 --> 00:41:33,656
Absolutely.
481
00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:37,617
No spoiling them, no
snacks before dinner,
482
00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:42,064
decent manners
and a good education.
483
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,699
And lots of love.
484
00:41:44,102 --> 00:41:45,764
Oh, that'll work.
485
00:41:46,904 --> 00:41:49,897
They'll grow up to
be good Harpies.
486
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:51,874
You'll see.
487
00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:07,791
Uh-oh.
488
00:42:14,399 --> 00:42:16,561
Okay, well, if anyone
can make it work,
489
00:42:16,634 --> 00:42:18,694
that would be the two of you.
490
00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:38,020
Well, that turned out okay.
491
00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:39,216
Yes.
492
00:42:39,657 --> 00:42:41,285
It wasn't a total loss.
493
00:42:41,359 --> 00:42:42,793
You never learn, do you?
494
00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:45,454
Now, Hercules, I need
to keep honing my skills.
495
00:42:45,530 --> 00:42:48,728
You never know when you
might need another favor.
496
00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,360
Yeah. That reminds me.
497
00:42:50,435 --> 00:42:53,064
Uh, thanks.
498
00:42:53,671 --> 00:42:56,106
I'm sorry, Hercules,
what was that?
499
00:42:56,441 --> 00:42:57,807
Thank you.
500
00:42:57,975 --> 00:42:59,443
Think nothing of it.
501
00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:07,628
Next time you need
the King of Thieves,
502
00:43:07,652 --> 00:43:10,019
you'll know where
to find me, partner.
503
00:43:10,221 --> 00:43:11,416
Whoo-hoo!
504
00:43:11,556 --> 00:43:13,422
We are not partners!
505
00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:19,261
I hate it when he does that.
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