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Lacking intense passion....
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Jen. Harry!
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Why are you recording my mum?
I just...
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You've got nowhere to go, have you?
No.
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I'd never cheat on you,
not in a million years.
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Let alone with a family member.
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I'm so sorry.
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I need you right now,
cos I've got nowhere else to stay.
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My biggest worry is that Dad's going
to get his roller skates out again.
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He always does that when
he's in a crisis.
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I think we both have to promise
each other now that we're never
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going to talk about this ever again.
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Leave a message.
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Call me as soon as you get this.
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You're not weeing in there, are you?
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Would that be a problem?
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Never mind.
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BUZZER SOUNDS
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Hi, Jess.
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It's Jen.
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Jed.
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Jen.
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Oh, Jen!
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I was going to say Jed.
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Sorry, we're in a bit of a rush
so... Oh, right.
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I won't keep you too long.
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Just, erm, I've got to do a quick
inspection. What, now?
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Yes, I'm afraid so.
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Well, aren't you supposed to call me
first? Not for spot checks.
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We just need to make sure you're
keeping to the terms
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of your agreement.
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Is someone in that shower?
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You know your agreement is only
for you and your son.
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Nobody else should be staying here.
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Yeah, it was just one night.
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Sorry.
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No way.
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Is that Nic?
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Nic Parker?
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Uh... Rachel.
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Rachel Turner? We sat next to
each other in assembly.
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Oh, God, yes!
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Rachel, of course.
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Are you still going out
with Jamie Houston?
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Oh. No, that ended!
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No way. When?
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Oh...
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I think when we both turned six.
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No way.
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Why?
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I can't remember.
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Did he dump you?
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Oh, God. Don't know.
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He did, yeah.
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Did he? Yeah, he did.
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Do you know why? No. Why?
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Because you brought in an egg
sandwich that stank like
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10,000 pigs all shitting at once.
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You'll never get him back.
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Never.
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There's literally nothing you could
ever do for him to take you back.
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You and your egg sandwiches
make him want to barf.
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You married him, I presume?
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Just a bit, yeah. Right...
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We talk about you often over
red wine.
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And we laugh, and we laugh,
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and we fucking laugh!
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So, that's, uh, the...
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..spot check all all right, then?
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I'll be in touch.
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Oh, erm...
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PHONE CAMERA CLICKS
Oh.
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Uh....
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I don't remember her at all.
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Let's begin
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Let me hear some noise
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Jump, rejoice
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A party over there
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Shake your derriere
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getting busy
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Hit me
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What is he doing?
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Dad! Hey!
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What you reckon?
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Yeah, it's time for school.
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Sure. School's cool.
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But I was thinking afterwards,
maybe we could hit the skate park.
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Try out a few...glides.
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Few hand plants.
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Few fakies, few elephant dumps,
few Hail Marys.
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Few switches, nollies, whatever.
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Keep it simple, just some grabs.
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Sound good?
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Home back afterwards with a Slush
Puppy. What do you reckon?
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I want to go to school,
that's what I reckon.
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OK, well, please, can you just
watch this first? Cos...
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Can you turn this music down?
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I've had a spirit trying to warn me
about a possible
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terror attack in the village.
I can't hear a word they're saying.
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I didn't know you were coming today,
Viv.
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No, well, I wasn't supposed to,
but, erm...
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..I told Nic I'd pick up some of
her clothes.
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What clothes?
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Like...sexy stuff?
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No, just her...
Just her flouncy stuff.
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Well, what does that mean?
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Like, what, is she going on
some dates?
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It's barely been 24 hours
since you, you know,
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kicked her out of the house. No.
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You know what she's like. I mean,
I wouldn't put anything past her.
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MUSIC CUTS
There you go - off.
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Anyway, why can't she get her
own clothes?
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Well, Viv's here now, isn't she?
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Viv, you know where everything is,
don't you? Yeah, yeah.
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You all right? You want some help?
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No, I'm fine. No?
You look after yourself, mate.
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Cool. Right, I will.
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See you later, Viv.
Yeah, see you, Ols. See you later.
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Ols? Yeah.
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Ollie, innit?
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Yeah, Ollie to you.
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Ols to me.
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If anything, Ols to me, and Ollie
to you. You know, it's not....
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Yeah.
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It's Ollie. It's Ollie. All right?
Ollie.
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All right, Ols.
THEY LAUGH
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What did he look like?
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Who?
Your old school boyfriend.
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Jamie? Yeah.
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Oh... I don't know.
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Sort of suave for a six-year-old.
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NIC SIGHS
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What?
I want to talk about it.
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Uh, OK... You...you go in.
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Quickly.
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Why did you record me?
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You sounded so...
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..trapped and miserable, and...
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I wanted to show it to you.
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So that you could see that...that...
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you don't have to live like that,
Nic. No-one does.
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You said that you'd never
recorded me.
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You've never recorded me, have you?
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Why would I do that?
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You're different.
I would never do that to you.
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No. No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
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No, I didn't. You did!
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Nic, I...I swear to God, I didn't,
OK?
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Come on. Mate, I love you.
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I wouldn't lie about something
like that.
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Nic!
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Maybe you didn't...
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Nic, are you OK? No.
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I just feel like I'm going mad.
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Yeah, well, I'm not fucking
surprised. You've been through hell.
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I can't think straight. I just...
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..keep having these horrible...
PHONE RINGS
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Shit. I'm...I'm so sorry.
I need to take this.
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Hi, Rachel!
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Farty sandwiches.
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OK, I'm going to go see Ollie.
Yeah.
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I promise you, Nic -
she's not a permanent resident.
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I don't know why we couldn't
just drive.
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Well, cos I'm trying to build up
my muscle memory, aren't I?
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So I need to put in all the hours
I can get.
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Yeah, Dad, you've been skating
since 6am.
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I mean, I'm the one that had to
placate Malcolm,
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who came banging on the door saying
that the music was too loud.
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Apparently, it was so loud that
a blue tit from his bird table
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flew into the pizza oven that was
still hot from the night before.
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Oh, shit! Ugh!
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Oh! Oh, no.
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Ah... Oh, gosh.
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Ow...!
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Dad, you all right?
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DAN GROANS
You OK? I'm sorry.
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It's OK, it's OK.
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No, cos it's not fair, is it?
I'm making you late for school.
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At least Mum got you there on time.
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Well, you say that...
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..but she didn't.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Mum didn't even walk me all the way
to school.
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She used to just stop at that hedge
back there, and just say,
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"Don't tell your dad."
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Well, that's just another thing
she was keeping
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from me, though, isn't it?
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DAN SOBS QUIETLY
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Dad? Yeah.
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Do you think we'll be like this now?
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Like, forever?
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Oh...
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I don't know, mate. It's
complicated, isn't it, you know?
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Right. Oh...
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Want help getting up?
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No, no. I'm...I'm good.
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Right, ready?
Will you give me a backie?
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Go on, then.
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Go.
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Thank you. This is it.
I love you.
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I love you too, Dad.
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We're going to do this.
Hard right. Sharp right.
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Mum.
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Mum. Oh, God. It's you.
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Just ignore them,
especially Daniel Radcliffe.
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Lucy told everyone?
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Everyone, yeah.
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Where were you staying last night?
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I stayed at Jen's. Jen's?!
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Sorry.
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What about the video?
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Look...it's fine, OK?
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I promise you, it's all sorted.
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It's actually more complicated
than you know.
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Do you trust her?
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I do, yeah.
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With my life, actually.
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And she's the only adult that
doesn't hate my guts right now.
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I'm starting to understand
how Kim Woodburn feels.
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It's horrible.
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Are you picking me up tonight?
Oh, not tonight, mate.
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I think it's Dad tonight.
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Right.
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Are you walking me to school
tomorrow?
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Yeah. Yeah?
Yeah. All right.
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SCHOOL BELL RINGS
Perfect. It's a date!
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Cool, it's a date. Lovely.
All right.
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Love you.
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"Go away, you adulterer!"
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OLLIE GASPS
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No, no, no, that wasn't meant
at you.
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I was doing the, uh,
the Kim Woodburn meme, when she...
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You know, when she snaps at
Jamie O'Hara on Celeb Big Brother?
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Bad timing. A little bit.
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Yeah. Yeah, bad timing.
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Oh, dear God...
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I know this probably isn't
a good time.
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But the PTA are on my back about
this charity witch trial,
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and I need to put your name down...
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Fuck off, Lucy.
Absolutely. Fucking off.
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So, are you OK if I put your name
down for the witch?
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Fuck off, Lucy. Understood.
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And are you OK if I put your name
down to play... Fuck off, Lucy.
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OK. Fab! See you both there.
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Excuse me.
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NIC SCOFFS
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What?
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I need to get past.
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Skate round.
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Why should I?
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Huh.
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Pathetic. YOU'RE pathetic.
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YOU are. YOU are.
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Look, I promise, she's not
interested in stealing Jamie back!
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Hello?
DISCONNECTED TONE
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Are you all right, mate?
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Can we just go back to yours
and watch that episode of
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Four in the Bed where the couple
puts nothing in the envelope?
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Erm, yeah. Thing is, about that,
it's just that, erm...
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I... We...
262
00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:15,200
I, technically, don't, uh, have a
home any more, according to Rachel.
263
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,320
Is she kicking you out?
Yeah, don't...
264
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,600
Don't panic, don't worry.
I'm going to sort it.
265
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,960
Why don't you...?
Uh, why don't you...?
266
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,320
Uh, you had some clothes to get
from Viv's, didn't you?
267
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,720
Is she kicking you out cos of me?
No.
268
00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,840
Is it cos of Jamie and my
farty sandwiches?
269
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,000
God, no! No?
270
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,240
No.
271
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,800
I love you. Aw.
272
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,520
Love you, too.
273
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,240
Thank you for lying to me.
274
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,320
Oh, of course. Yeah, always.
275
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,200
KNOCK ON GLASS
276
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,280
Oh, hello, friend.
277
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,680
Sorry, erm...
278
00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:00,160
Is Viv in? I came to pick up
my clothes.
279
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,000
She's not here right now.
280
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:06,640
Well, she is here, but she's astral
projecting, so her soul's not in.
281
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:10,960
Are you the one that fornicated
with your brother-in-law?
282
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,480
I'm sorry. Who the fuck are you?
283
00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:17,640
I'm Jurgen, Viv's lodger,
and owner of Rasputin IT Solutions.
284
00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:19,880
If you've got anything naughty
on your hard drive...
285
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,400
..I'm the guy that can
get it wiped.
286
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:26,000
You have penis pictures on there,
I presume, of your brother-in-law?
287
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,080
No. I just want my clothes.
288
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,080
Ooh. Uh, I...
289
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,320
Can I interest you in a friendship,
then? No.
290
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,440
May I interest you in
a psychic reading, then?
291
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,560
Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle.
292
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,800
Are you OK?
293
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,640
You bit of a grump?
294
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,320
No?
295
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,720
Viv has been training me
in channelling.
296
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,760
Yesterday, I very nearly channelled
a crusty old king.
297
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,000
Oh.
298
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,680
The Pringles you have over here
are crazy, no?
299
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,640
I don't know whether it's the size
of the tube, or....
300
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,400
I'm so sorry. Can we just get on
with this, please? Yes, OK.
301
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,920
Very good. Good start.
302
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,480
OK, now we're cooking.
303
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,560
The fool. Still good.
304
00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,000
Uh-oh.
305
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,040
What do you mean, uh-oh?
306
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,520
The Skellis.
307
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:27,400
OK, the Skellis is like a very
well-known ancient demon in...
308
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,440
in the Dutch folk world.
309
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,960
What does that mean?
Well, I show you, stupid.
310
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,160
Stupid?
311
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,400
Ah, Skellis.
312
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,680
OK.
313
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:45,720
The Skellis is like the devil's
debt collector.
314
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,360
Any unpunished sin the person
may commit is passed on
315
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,800
to the daughter or the son. Erm...
316
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,400
You pulling this card means that,
uh...
317
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,960
..uh, your child will inherit
your sins.
318
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,600
Do...do you have child??
319
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,720
Yeah, a son. Why? OK.
320
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,720
He will inherit your adulterous
ways...
321
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,440
..tenfold!
322
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,360
But, look, you have nothing to
worry about. Really?
323
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,800
Yeah. If adultery is your only sin,
it just means that your son will
324
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,760
grow up to be a bit of a little
bit of a...
325
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,920
Oh, how do you say this? Uh, uh...
326
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,200
A fuck boy. But that's OK.
327
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,440
You only really need to start to
worry if the sin you have committed
328
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,760
is, like, murder or something,
because that would be very bad.
329
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:28,040
And that would be bad because?
330
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:31,240
Because your son will inherit your
murderous ways tenfold.
331
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,440
Then he'll probably grow up to be
a serial killer
332
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,880
and collect people's...
333
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,960
I don't know the English for this,
334
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,240
but in Holland we call them
yibs yibs.
335
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,480
And then, the Skellis will come
336
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,840
and drag both your souls to
the gates of hell,
337
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,120
and you'll probably have to spend
the rest of eternity there.
338
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:50,600
But, uh, like I say, you have
nothing to worry about, so...
339
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,920
Are you busy later?
340
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,280
Do you want to hang out and
do some drawing?
341
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,720
Where are my clothes?
342
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:05,000
Ah! There's some crazy ass dragon
fruit in the kitchen we could draw.
343
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,200
Yeah, I just want my clothes.
344
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,680
And my handbag.
345
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,880
Are those my pants?
346
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,320
Oh, whoopsie.
347
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,120
Must have fallen there by accident.
348
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,800
Uh, they're very comfortable.
349
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,400
Oh, F&F.
350
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,160
Can I keep them? Bye. OK.
351
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,000
DOOR SHUTS
352
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000
Don't take it so personally, Jurgen.
353
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,640
Don't ever let it stop you
from being kind, Jurgen.
354
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:37,480
Tea and cakes are specifically
between 10 and 12pm,
355
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,240
and SHE is refusing to leave.
356
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,240
But I haven't finished my tea yet,
darling!
357
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,200
That's not tea. That's sherry!
358
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,120
You broke into my liquor cabinet!
359
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,760
Did I tell you she broke into
my liquor cabinet?
360
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,000
And she's started helping herself
to my drinks trolley!
361
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,560
I want you to leave.
362
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:57,000
I will in a minute, darling.
363
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,440
She's drunk, Katya.
She's drunk as a skunk.
364
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,280
You need to leave, you old bugger!
365
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,720
Yes, I will, darling.
366
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,920
Just give me a minute, darling.
I shan't.
367
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,280
I shan't give you a minute.
368
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,400
I was talking about my grandson,
369
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,520
and she started doing...
370
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,280
SHE EXAGGERATES YAWN
371
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:20,200
Well, he's...
He's so boring, darling.
372
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,800
And then she went to take
one of my scones,
373
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:26,760
and when she went to pick it up,
she did this...
374
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,200
..as if to imply that it was heavy.
375
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,600
But you put too much flour in,
darling.
376
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:32,960
I did tell you, darling.
377
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,440
Out!
378
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,760
Let me get one for the road,
eh, darling?
379
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:44,240
Mrs Baggott...about that caravan?
380
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,920
Hmm? Hmm?
381
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,640
Caravan. Here we go.
382
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,880
Oh. Yes?
383
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:54,200
You said that you would show me
the caravan.
384
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,440
Yes?
385
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,440
Will you show me the caravan?
Yes, yes.
386
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,280
BOTTLES CLINK
387
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,440
Will you show it to me now?
388
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,440
Yes.
389
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:06,880
Great.
390
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,520
LIQUID SLOSHES
391
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,000
Right. All sorted!
392
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,760
Right.
393
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,320
How much she want for it?
394
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,680
Nothing.
395
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,600
I mean, I'll do a bit of cleaning
for her.
396
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,720
And then, she said something
about listening to her...
397
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,640
..read her old diaries,
or something.
398
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,720
But it'll be fine!
399
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,400
And it's only temporary.
400
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,080
DOOR OPENS
401
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,640
Right.
402
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,240
After you.
403
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,920
There we go.
404
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,800
Look at this!
405
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,240
Right, well...
406
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,480
NIC SNIFFS
407
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,480
Just needs a bit of a tidy.
408
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:53,240
I mean, I know...
I know it's a bit small.
409
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,600
But, uh, it's, uh...
410
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,400
..it's better than nothing, right?
411
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,800
It's got this lovely little
hob situation here.
412
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,840
Look. This, as well.
413
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:06,280
I think that this pulls all the way
out into a bed,
414
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:09,600
so I've just got to move this,
then I just have to...
415
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,360
Come and help me, please!
All right.
416
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,920
It's stuck, isn't it? Come on!
417
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,720
Right, one, two, three.
418
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,720
THEY STRAIN
419
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,160
I can't!
420
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,920
It's just as calcified as her!
Look, it's-it's fine.
421
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:25,160
It just... We'll just have a couple
more goes, and it'll be...
422
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,640
It'll be fine.
I just cannot fucking believe
423
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,680
I've sunken so low in my life.
This isn't low!
424
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,680
This is purgatory!
It's like rustic living.
425
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,120
It's fine, we just...
426
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,840
Look, I tell you what, I've...
I've confiscated some stuff
427
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,560
from Daphne. Do you want to see
what I've got?
428
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:42,120
Please say it's alcohol.
Yeah, bingo. Is it?
429
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:45,400
I have got a tiny little bottle
of Babycham.
430
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,520
OK.
431
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,040
Or quite a lot of cooking sherry.
432
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,800
Or, this one is...
433
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,960
..ooh, a 1979 bottle of port.
434
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,480
Yes. Yeah.
435
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,440
Yes, I believe...
436
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,840
..we will start with the port.
437
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,920
That'll desensitise us...
438
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,080
..to the disgusting stuff.
439
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,920
Trouble
by Shampoo
440
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,720
Yes to the good life!
441
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,200
Happy about that. Yeah!
442
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,400
Oh, shit. Fuck.
443
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,880
You're not my mother!
444
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,400
Yes, I am!
445
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,440
Why, hello!
446
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,040
You can't park there, mate!
447
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,760
You're a wizard, Harry!
448
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,600
We're the guardians, very old style!
449
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,840
Do-do-do!
450
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,680
DOORBELL RINGS
Bestie fuck-boy!
451
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,560
Get out now!
452
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,920
Look at this guy.
453
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,080
He's the dad.
454
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,840
He's bracky as hell.
455
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,240
But he's still kind of fly.
456
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,640
Hedgehog, hedgehog sniffing around.
457
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,200
Sniffing all round all over
this town!
458
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,640
Oh-oh! Oh, look at you.
459
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,680
The King!
460
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,240
Hello!
461
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:59,080
Don't film this.
462
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,640
I've just... I'll just have another
drink. I'll be all right.
463
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,040
Sorry about that.
464
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:10,960
RUSHING LIQUID
465
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,360
Christ, you piss like a donkey.
466
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,240
What?
467
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,320
I said, "You piss like a..."
468
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,440
FRENZIED MUSIC
469
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,040
NIC SCREAMS
470
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,080
Eh? Oh, what is it?
NIC CONTINUES SCREAMING
471
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,640
He was just here! What...
472
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,200
What was?
473
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,240
Oh... Oh, mate.
474
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,320
Oh, it's such...
Oh, what is it?
475
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,920
Well, it's just such a fucking mess!
476
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,240
What is it?
477
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,560
NIC SOBS
Yeah, OK.
478
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:45,080
It is a mess, at the minute,
but, you know,
479
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,000
the worst of it's out now.
480
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,560
What am I doing?
I shouldn't be here -
481
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,880
I should be at home with Ollie.
I just...
482
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,000
He's fine.
483
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,440
No, he's not fine.
484
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,880
He's fucking...
485
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,960
Mr Miaowgi... You don't know!
486
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,720
Kids...experiment.
487
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,120
Him killing the cat has got nothing
to do with what you did.
488
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,120
He's just using it as... What?
489
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:09,680
What?
490
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:14,040
I never told you that Ollie
killed the cat.
491
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,920
What if I did something really bad?
492
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,000
Even then.
493
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,320
You don't even know what it is yet.
494
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:23,960
I think I already know.
495
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:29,360
You killed Mr Miaowgi
on purpose, didn't you?
496
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,360
CLATTERING
497
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,560
Yes, you did.
498
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,040
You did, Nic.
499
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,160
I must've done.
500
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,480
I'm so confused.
501
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,240
I don't trust myself.
Aw... Oh, hey, hey, hey,
502
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,240
don't get upset, please.
503
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,440
Hey, look. Look.
504
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,360
Look. We've got one more bottle
on us, yeah?
505
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:24,840
Oh, no, no, mate. I've had enough.
Come on. I can't.
506
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:28,040
Yeah. A little swig of this,
you'll feel much better.
507
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,720
Come on, a tiny little sip.
508
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,600
That's it.
509
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,120
Thank you.
510
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,520
I love you.
511
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,040
I love you too.
512
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,080
I love you more.
513
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,360
No, you don't.
514
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,600
I love you more.
515
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,160
So, so much more.
516
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,800
Mum, Mum...
517
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,160
Mum!
518
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,800
Oh.
519
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,680
I knew it.
520
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,400
You're homeless, aren't you?
521
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,600
Oh, no. Love, I'm fine.
522
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,640
I promise. I was just, erm...
523
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,200
God, where am I?
524
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:25,840
I was waiting here because
I knew that you would walk past
525
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,360
and I thought, "Oh, I tell you what,
I'll...
526
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:30,440
"..I'll take him to school."
527
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,280
Come on, then. We don't want
to be late.
528
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:35,440
Right.
529
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,240
What?
530
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,600
School's finished, Mum.
531
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,920
Are you serious?
532
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,000
Yeah, I am.
533
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,800
Oh, my God, what's the time?
534
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,520
Oh.
535
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,440
Oh, God. It's four o'clock!
536
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,760
God.
537
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,080
I knew it. You're...
538
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,880
You're like... Please don't say it.
539
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,120
Please don't say it.
540
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,520
You're like weirdy beardy
marrow baby lady.
541
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,000
You are.
542
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000
Well, where's Jen?
543
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,240
No idea.
544
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,800
Oh, she's messaged me.
545
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,680
"Where the hell are you?
546
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,160
"You ran away.
547
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,040
"I was worried.
548
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,600
"If I don't hear from you I'm going
to call the police."
549
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,600
Oh, Jesus!
550
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,800
Don't look at me like that.
551
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,640
Please don't look at me like that.
552
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,720
I... I just...
553
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,960
I just had to have a blowout.
554
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,840
When you're an adult,
you'll understand.
555
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:25,960
OK.
556
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,560
Can I walk you home?
557
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,400
Please. Yeah.
558
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,040
Come on. Come on, then.
559
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,520
Oh... You know, I had to throw
a stone at a dog earlier
560
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,680
to stop it weeing on you.
I love dogs!
561
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,000
Oh, can we just not talk about that?
562
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,280
Let's talk about... I don't know.
What did you do at school today?
563
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,600
You got any homework?
564
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:46,680
Don't know. Let's have a look.
565
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,320
That's not science or maths
or geography...
566
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,040
I hate geography! Yeah...
567
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,080
Ooh, art!
568
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,280
DRAMATIC OMINOUS MUSIC
569
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,040
Ollie? Hmm?
570
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,480
What is this?
571
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,200
It's a drawing I did.
572
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,840
Your son will inherit
your murderous ways. Tenfold.
573
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,480
Then he'll probably grow up
to be a serial killer.
574
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,920
Why did you draw this?
575
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,440
I don't know. Where have you
seen this, Ollie?
576
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,640
I don't know!
577
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,200
It was in a dream, I think.
578
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,280
It walked past my bedroom window.
579
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,760
When can you come home?
580
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,240
I mean...
581
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,000
..I just want my family back.
582
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,520
You know, I don't...
583
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,280
I don't understand
why you can't just try.
584
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,680
Oh.
585
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,960
Please, can you just try, Mum?
586
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,160
For me.
587
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,080
Oh, darling.
588
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,360
You all right?
589
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:08,560
Yeah.
590
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,560
When you sent me that message,
it got my hopes up.
591
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,280
I thought it might be a booty call.
592
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,760
Oh, it suits you.
593
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,760
I'm dead happy for you
594
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,040
No, you're not.
595
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,960
You're right. I'm not.
596
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:31,200
He's fucked off, by the way.
597
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,280
Shane?
598
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,520
Yeah.
599
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,520
Prick. Yeah.
600
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,240
Massive prick.
601
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:41,360
So a shag could still
be on cards, then?
602
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,280
That were a joke!
603
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,280
This is going to sound
so fucked, but... What?
604
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:57,080
I really worry that there's going
to be something wrong with the baby.
605
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,960
Why? Has the doctor said something?
606
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,080
No.
607
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,040
I just feel like
God's going to punish me.
608
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,960
What for?
609
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,880
For not saying anything.
610
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,040
About what?
611
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,960
You know what.
612
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,480
Look, the way I see it,
613
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:18,680
we didn't do anything.
614
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,640
Yeah, but she did.
615
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,440
I can't believe
we didn't say anything.
616
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:26,640
Why didn't we say anything?
617
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,600
Because your dad's a psycho,
618
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,480
and if he knew that you were
out with me
619
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,320
he'd have cut my clackers off.
620
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,320
If I went to the police,
621
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:35,560
would you come with me?
622
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,520
Fucking hell. What would we say?
623
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,720
I mean, can you even remember
what she looks like?
624
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,400
Cos, to me, she's a mix between,
like,
625
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,680
the woman from The Handmaid's Tale
and Gemma Collins.
626
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,120
I mean, she could be anywhere.
627
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,560
We've not even seen her
since that night.
628
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,560
I think I've found her.
629
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,760
How do you even know
that's her, like?
630
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,840
Because she's still wearing
the same minging coat.
631
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,640
Trouble
by Shampoo
632
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,400
it's burst our bubble
633
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:13,720
on the next space shuttle
634
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:20,160
it's burst our bubble
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