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Dad's gonna kill you
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if he finds out you took
his autographed pin.
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Let's see how far
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- we can shove it down our throats.
- Cool!
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You only got 4 inches.
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Help me push it in further.
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Okay!
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Hi.
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Can I play with you guys?
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- Hey, it's that crippled loser.
- Get him!
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Oh, Mr...
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S03E08
Bullies
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Huh?
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Tommy?
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The bullies beat me up.
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Who are the bullies?
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The Blorpton boys.
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Well, son, it's time I teach
you how to fight...
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And stand up for yourself like a man!
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- No!
- Okay. Sorry.
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Violence isn't the answer.
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I'm sure if I drive Tommy over there,
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we can work this out peacefully.
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But every time you drive my truck,
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it gets damaged.
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Why don't you get your old
bike from the barn, huh?
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Ugh.
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We're here.
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Phew.
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Hi. I'm Beverly.
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Oh, uh, and this is my son.
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- Hey, what's that loser doing here?
- Yeah, loser!
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Oh, uh,
we brought you some muffins because...
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What?
You think I can't feed my own family?
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Uh...
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Lunch is ready, boys!
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- Oh, great, I'm starving.
- Yay!
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Mmm.
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Hey, no teeth!
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Uh, aren't your kids a
little old to be nursing?
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Are you judging me?
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What the hell do you want anyway, bitch?
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Oh. See, our sons got into
a little fight, so I...
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Is this true, boys?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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We kicked his ass.
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Aah!
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And he's still walking?
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If you're gonna beat somebody
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up, take them all... the... way... down.
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- Stop!
- Huh?
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Hitting them won't solve anything.
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First you judge me, then my husband?
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No, I...
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You think you can be
a better parent to our kids?
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- Well, take them.
- What?
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Yeah. We hate our kids.
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Come on, bitch. Let's go bowling.
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But, Oh...
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Uh, no, wait.
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- Huh?
- Now what?
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Uh...
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- Ow.
- Hey!
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Boys, boys, boys!
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Boys, behave!
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I know what will calm you boys down.
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- Who wants sandwiches?
- Great, I'm starving.
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No! Oh!
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We want milk!
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No! Oh! No, stop!
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Let's see if the old man
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has any milk in those man boobs.
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Beverly, I can't believe
you took these hooligans in.
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- Hey! Get off of me!
- Feed us old man.
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Their parents went bowling
and just left them with me.
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Aw, he's all dried up.
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Boys, how would you like me
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to take you back to your parents, huh?
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Oh!
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I'll go find their parents.
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- Stop that.
- Huh?
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You boys need a spanking.
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No. I can handle this.
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Tommy,
go get some toys they can play with.
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- Okay, Mom.
- It's okay.
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- We brought our mom's toys.
- Mom's toys!
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Sword fight!
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- Aah!
- Boys, get back here!
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A 7-10 split, that shot is impossible.
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You can do it, Sheriff!
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Hey. What did you do that for?
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- This is our lane.
- Yeah!
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Do you know who you're messing with?
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- Yeah, pussies.
- Oh.
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You ain't bikers.
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You don't even ride motorcycles.
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Uh, we used to,
but they're too dangerous.
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Yoink!
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Aah! I hate bullies.
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Easy, Louie.
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Leave the Blorptons alone, huh?
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So you're the Blorptons?
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- Huh?
- Huh?
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You need to come get
your kids from my house.
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- We don't want them.
- Yeah!
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Why don't you bowl for it?
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Loser keeps the kids.
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What? That's ridiculous.
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What's the matter? Chicken?
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Bock, bock, bock, bock,
bock, bock, bock, bock.
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Chicken noises, huh?
That'll never work on me.
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Bock, bock, bock, bock,
bock, bock, bock, bock, bock.
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Chicken.
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- Stop!
- Sword fight!
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- No! Don't stab me!
- Get him!
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No! Please stop!
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Aah!
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Let's use the toys on Tommy...
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- No!
- ...the way Mom uses them on Dad.
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Yeah!
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No!
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Whoa!
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Boys.
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Huh?
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What is it gonna take for you to behave?
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Maybe some milk.
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- Oh.
- Milk, milk, milk, milk.
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Stop.
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Isn't there anything
you boys like to eat
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besides milk?
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No.
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Not even cake?
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- Uh...
- Uh, all right.
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We do like cake.
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Then let's walk to the
store and get some cake mix.
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Huh? Why can't you drive there?
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Uh...
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Dad doesn't let her drive the truck
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because she always damages it.
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- Ha! She can't drive.
- She can't drive.
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- She can't drive.
- She can't drive.
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- Oh!
- Ooh, gutter ball.
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I want to hurt those damn bullies.
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What's wrong, Rick?
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Usually you love hurting bullies.
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Eh, don't worry about it.
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Yeah.
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Squirt! Squirt! Whoa!
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Ohh! Ohh!
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Sheriff, they're cheating.
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Wow, a 7-10 split.
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- What?
- That shot is impossible.
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They're cheating. Sheriff, do something.
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How about I bowl for you?
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- Uh.
- Trust me, bud.
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I got this.
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- Oh!
- Oh, well.
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Guess the Blorptons' kids are yours now.
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See you later.
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Fine.
You're not fit to raise kids anyway.
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- What?
- Oh, yeah?
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This isn't over.
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We'll be seeing you real soon.
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Yeah.
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Oh. No!
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Oh, boys, behave. Stop!
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Hey! You need to control your kids.
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- They're not my kids.
- Come on. Let's take his legs.
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Hey! Oh, hey!
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Hey! Get out of the road.
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Shut up, pussy.
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Oh, damn.
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Bullies.
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Boys, what is going on out here?
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You need to handle your kids.
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Oh, they're not my kids.
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You need to spank your kids.
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No. Violence never solves anything.
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That's not true.
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Violence solves everything.
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What do you know?
You don't even ride motorcycles.
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None of you pussies do.
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Hey!
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Boys, motorcycles are dangerous.
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She's right. Listen to your mom, kids.
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- They're not my kids.
- What does she know about motorcycles?
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She can't even drive.
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Yeah, because she's a pussy.
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- Aah!
- Ow!
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What are you doing?
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Time to teach some bullies a lesson.
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- Bye.
- Where are you taking them?
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Bye!
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Oh,
they've got a clubhouse down that way,
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but you can't get in without wheels,
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and apparently, you can't drive,
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so oh, well.
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Mom, why did you get so much cake mix,
huh?
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Go get my mixer
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and everything else from the kitchen.
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So what are you doing, Mom?
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- Huh? Mom!
- Go play with Mr. Pickles.
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Mom is busy.
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Come on, Rick.
Let's spank these bullies.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah!
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Ah, I don't feel like it today.
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- What?
- Fine.
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I'll do it myself.
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You spank like a pussy,
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- you pussy.
- Pussy.
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Bring out the torture devices.
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All right.
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Oh. What's this big-ass cake doing here?
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Ah, guys, you did remember my birthday!
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Birthday?
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Uh, I mean, happy birthday.
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- Huh?
- What?
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You messed with the wrong mom.
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Come on, boys.
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- Get her!
- Dang, she slashed our tires.
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Get the motorcycles.
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Get her!
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- Watch out!
- Banana!
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Aah! Aah!
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Go get her!
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- Get her!
- All right.
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Oh, no!
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Hey.
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You need to punish your kids.
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Don't talk with your mouth full.
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Ohh! Ohh!
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You boys better be on your
best behavior from now on.
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We promise.
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See?
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Motorcycles are dangerous.
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Ow.
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- Please just...
- What are you doing?
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- Guys, come on.
- Really?
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All right. What seems to be the problem,
Mr. Goodman?
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- Really? Look.
- Oh, that's probably illegal.
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All right. Let's go to jail, Blorptons.
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- Huh?
- Mom?
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You took our kids on a motorcycle?
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- She's scary.
- Can we come home?
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Maybe you should 'cause I'm a bad,
bad mom.
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Nunh-unh, no take backs. Run!
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7-10 split.
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Beverly, my truck.
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As soon as we're out of these casts,
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we're gonna beat all your asses.
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- Get well soon, now.
- I can feed my own family.
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Oh, yum, yum, yum, yum.
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So you're the parents?
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Well, you're the problem.
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Ugh.
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Oh, guys, you did remember my birthday!
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Pinatas, my favorite!
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- I will.
- Bye, Dave.
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