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Murderer!
There's a murderer right there.
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Freeze, murderer.
Oh, that's just Garcia.
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But he's a murderer.
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He has "murder" tattooed on his face.
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Oh, he's no murderer.
In fact, he's my buddy.
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Right, Garcia?
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What's up dude?
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- Yeah.
- I got to go, Sheriff.
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All right. I'll see you at lunch later.
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Hmm, looks like Garcia is a...
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- Rat!
- Huh?
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Get it off of me. Get it off of me.
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Ow!
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Have a good day, now.
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There you are.
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Good boy.
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S03E06
Tommy Goes to School
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sync and corrected by ninh
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Hmm. The school got a new flag.
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Um, what is school?
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Uh-oh.
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The school year started 6 months ago.
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Why hasn't Tommy been in
school this whole time?
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Who are you again?
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I'm Principal Garcia,
and this is my schoooool!
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Uh, we just had a lot going on.
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Bye, Tommy.
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Come on, Mr. Pickles.
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Unh-unh-unh. No dogs allowed.
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Dinosaurs lived either or
4,000 or 65 million years ago.
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Both theories are equally valid.
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Children! This is Tommy.
He doesn't know anybody, so...
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I know those bullies. Hi, bullies!
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- Shut up, Pumpkin Head.
- Yeah Pumpkin.
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Knock it off. And remember,
tonight is the 1st grade dance.
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So, find that special someone,
or live a life of despair.
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Oh! That's Suzie, the girl I like.
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I'll go to the dance with Suzie.
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Tommy? I'll decide who I dance with.
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You've got a lot to learn, Tommy...
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like how dinosaurs did exist and didn't.
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Both theories are equally valid.
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She'll never go to the dance with you,
Tommy.
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- Why not?
- 'Cause you're a nobody.
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Huh?
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- See, you're a nobody, like us...
- Hi.
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The bottom of the social pyramid.
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Suzie's a regular kid,
right in the middle.
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She'll never dance with you
'cause you're not at her level.
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How do I become regular?
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You'd have to work your way
up from a nobody to a freak...
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Ha-ha. Look at those nobodies.
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Move, freaks, this is nerd turf.
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Nerds to goths. Headbangers.
We're better than goths.
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Headbangers to class clowns,
to bullies, to magicians, to...
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Who are they?
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The cool kids.
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They're the top of the social pyramid.
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To get to their level,
you have to go through the jocks,
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the preps, the robots...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna ask Suzie to dance again.
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- You can't. You're a nobody.
- Suzie, hey. It's me again.
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Tommy, what are you, a bully?
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Yeah, that was awesome.
I now pronounce you "bully."
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Watch out... bullies.
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Well looky, looky here.
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Nice office, Garcia.
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What are you guys doing here?
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I told you, I'm done with the gang.
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You got too much dirt on us...
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Yeah!
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And we know you're buddy-buddy
with the sheriff now.
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- Yeah!
- What?
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Sheriff just comes by school
for lunch every day. That's all.
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Well, as an insurance
that you don't rat us out,
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we need you to whack-a the sheriff.
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- Yeah.
- What? I can't do that.
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But you still have "murder"
tattooed on your face.
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I've changed. Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have a dance to prepare for.
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- Huh?
- Dance? Who cares about a dance?
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It was 1st grade.
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The girl I wanted to dance with left me,
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so I turned to a life of violence.
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But I have left that
life for the children.
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Then whack-a the sheriff,
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or we'll listen to all your dance music.
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- No!
- Pop all your balloons.
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- No!
- And drink all your punch.
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No! Those are for the children!
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Now, children,
there are all kinds of art.
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Whee!
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Come on, Tommy,
let's pee on this goth's art project.
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Yeah, pull out mine,
and I'll pull out Tommy's.
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- No!
- Tommy! I can't believe you bullies.
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Even this is art.
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Suzie, will you please dance with me?
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Tommy!
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You might be a bully, Tommy,
but even this is art.
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Suzie, wait. I'm not a bully.
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My science project.
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Cool.
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Come on, Tommy, cool kids to the front.
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But I'm not cool.
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- Whoa, Tommy, you look cool.
- Who wants Salisbury steaks?
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- Me, me.
- Sheriff...
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Oh, sorry. Cool kids first.
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- Sheriff.
- Yeah, what's up, dude?
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I need your help.
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Some guys from my past
want me to kill you.
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Sorry, off duty, lunch break.
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- Here you go.
- Oh, boy.
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Mama always me a sculpture
of Salisbusy steaks
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in the shape of my own head
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'cause Mama says I'm so yummy.
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Oh, yes, I am.
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So,
how's it feel to sit at the cool table?
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This is nerd turf. Dorks sit over there.
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What would be cool is if
Suzie would dance with me.
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Cool kids don't dance with regular kids.
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- They're beneath us.
- Maybe Tommy's right.
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What?
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I've already danced
with the coolest girls.
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I'll pronounce Suzie
cool and dance with her.
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No!
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- Hey, regular kid.
- What?
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Will you dance with...
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Hey! I wanted to dance with Suzie.
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This calls for a
Salisbury Steak Challenge.
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- A what?
- A Salisbury Steak Challenge.
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It's a tradition here
at Old Town Elementary.
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Whoever sticks the most Salisbury steaks
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to his face wins and
gets to dance with Suzie.
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But be careful.
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Many years ago, a girl named Matilda
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was in a Salisbury Steak Challenge.
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It gave her a zit that kept on growing.
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It was so gross that
she went into hiding.
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And was never seen again.
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Now, kids, clean up your trays.
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Come on. Move it. Move it. Move it.
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Now, I did what you asked.
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The sheriff is dead.
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Damn.
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You messed him up real bad.
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- He's barely recognizable.
- Now, we're done here.
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See yourself out.
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I have a dance to prepare for.
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Okay, bye. Hey, where's Johnny?
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Garcia must have killed him
when we weren't looking.
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No, no. I trust him.
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After all, he did whack-a the sheriff.
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I knew I smelled more Salisbury steaks.
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They're having a Salisbury
Steak Challenge right now.
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Yay!
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Hmm.
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And...
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Salisburys down.
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Tommy wins the Salisbury
Steak Challenge.
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Suzie, now will you dance with me?
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- No.
- Huh?
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I'm not some trophy to be won
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by sticking Salisbury
steaks to your face.
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I don't care how cool you are...
and you're really cool.
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But I would be a nobody
again just to dance with you.
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Really?
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Now, I'll go to the dance with you.
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- Everybody, look.
- Huh?
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- Tommy, how could you?
- What?
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Don't worry, Suzie. It's cool.
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Ew, Tommy.
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That's something I would never do.
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This is for pushing me into the trash.
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What? No. Let me out.
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Hello? Hello?
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Is somebody there?
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Oh, it was just a cat.
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What are you?
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It was 1st grade.
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I was in a Salisbury Steak Challenge
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over a boy named Toby
I wanted to dance with,
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but I got a zit on my face...
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That kept growing? You're Matilda.
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I've lived down here
in shame ever since.
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Nobody would dance with me.
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I'm gross.
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I would dance with you.
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Really?
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Okay, I'm ready.
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Ew.
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Now, the perfect selfie will
make your followers jealous,
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but also conceal the
emptiness inside you.
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All 1st graders,
head to to the 1st grade dance.
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Now, when we find Garcia,
I want you to whack him.
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- Whacky whack whack, okay?
- Yoink.
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Hey! What you do that for, huh?
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Huh.
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Hey, where did you go, huh?
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Damn.
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♪ Welcome to the 1st grade dance ♪
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♪ It's your boy,
Sheriff I'm your chaperone ♪
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♪ Hey, let's dance ♪
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Let me see some dancing out there.
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Whoa.
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Look,
Tommy's gonna dance with a giant zit.
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- She's a freak.
- She's worse than a freak.
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She's a monster.
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Monster. Monster.
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Everybody, shut up!
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Huh?
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If there's one thing I've learned today,
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it's that it's not right to judge people
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just 'cause they're different.
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- Hey, what you doing?
- They might be different...
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Ah, ah, ah, ahh!
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But it's what's on the
inside that matters.
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Oh, hey!
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Matilda?
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Matilda, where were you all these years?
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Toby Garcia?
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I wanted to dance with you,
but I got a zit.
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- Where's my group?
- Are you a cool kid?
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- No. Are you a nerd?
- We all look the same.
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Because we are all the same,
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no matter if you got tattoos
on your face or feet for hands.
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We are one. Now, dance together.
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♪ Why can't we live together ♪
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♪ In there's a world we share ♪
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♪ The world we share ♪
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I'm having fun dancing with you, Suzie.
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- You, too, Tommy.
- Mr. Pickles can dance, too.
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Hey, I told you, no dogs allowed.
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♪ Understanding long time gone ♪
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♪ Let's come together ♪
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♪ Come together ♪
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♪ It feels like we're... ♪
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sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com
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- Hi, Dave.
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