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Dad, is your job as fun as
eating cereal?!
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Oh, no.
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Huh?
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Aah! Mr. Pickles got a bunch
of animals glued to me!
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Really? Mr. Pickles glued ani...
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No! He told them to do it themselves!
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Mr. Pickles can speak to animals!
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He's evil!
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Aah! Damn you, Mr...
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S03E04
Telemarketers Are the Devil
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Hi! I'm selling guitar
weed wackers today, and...
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Well, I don't know why you'd need one.
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Hello?
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Goodman, you stink!
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Yeah,
you're the worst telemarketer ever.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Y-Y-Y-You suck.
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But these products are ridiculous.
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Nobody else complains.
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You just have to act like
these products are great.
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It's called acting, so make some sales,
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or go wash dishes for a living.
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Huh?
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Uh, are y'all dishwashers?
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No, we're telemarketers.
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Then you're exactly
who we're looking for.
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- Hey, no!
- Hyah!
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Hey! Where are you taking us?!
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Shut up, telemarketer! Get walking!
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Where are you taking us?!
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Stanley!
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Where could Stanley be at this hour?
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Huh? Footprints.
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You sure have a good sense of smell...
Ah!
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Come on, Mr. Pickles.
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Where the heck are we?!
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Welcome. My name is Mr. Montgomery.
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Well,
why the heck did you bring us here?!
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Well, my father once owned this farm,
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and, oh, what a wonderful life it was.
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Oh, what a wonderful life this is.
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Then, one day, the phone rang.
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Huh?
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- Someone called a "telemarketer."
- Hello? No, thanks.
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Father was polite at first,
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but after that, he couldn't do anything
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- without telemarketers interrupting.
- Hello? No I'm not interested.
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- Not made love to my mother,
- Hello?
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nor to Uncle Dimples.
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Leave me alone!
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And when it came time
to pay the workers,
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the phone rang,
and he dropped the money into the well!
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Workers drowned.
Father couldn't farm the land hisself.
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- Another telemarketer!
- And we had no food!
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Mother begged him... No more answering!
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So, he decided he wouldn't.
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- But then he did!
- Hello?!
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He was instantly engulfed in flames.
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He ran to the well,
but the phone rang again.
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Maybe it's not a telemarketer this time!
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I'll never forget his last words.
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Telemarketers are the devil!
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Make them pay!
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So, from this day forth,
you devils belong to me.
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What?!
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Aw, I knew that's where this was going.
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Stanley!
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Stanley! Hyah! Hup!
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Hi. Have you seen any telemarketers?
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They're property of Montgomery Farm now,
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so beat it.
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I'm sorry. You were saying?!
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Don't shoot us!
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Come on, Mr. Pickles!
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- Get her!
- Okay!
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Ugh.
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Not the dog, you Dum Dum!
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- But doggy tell horsey steal our guns.
- Huh?
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What if a doggy bark sounds
like words to animals?
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How dumb are you?!
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Goodman,
I thought you were a bad telemarketer,
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but you're even worse at farming!
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Do it like this!
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Quiet! We don't want trouble!
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No, do it like this, or you're fired!
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Who's making that noise?!
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- It was him.
- What?
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- Him right there.
- Hey.
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Okay. He just got you all a cording.
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No, wait. It wasn't me.
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No, I've been a good, uh, telemarketer.
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Mmm, save that for later.
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Devil on the run!
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I'll be back... for all of you!
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Get him!
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We gon' get you, devil!
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Hey, where'd he go?
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Just saying,
what if the doggy talked to animals?
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Ain't no dog can talk to animals!
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Doggy wake up.
Best eat him 'fore he talk to animals.
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Oh, that's it!
I can't take this anymore!
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Just throw him in that snake pit!
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But what if doggy talks to snakes?
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You dumb-dumb! The dog don't talk!
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Besides, snakes ain't got ears!
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How do they listen?
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Snakes hear through vibrations!
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I ain't got time to
explain everything to you!
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Now, just get the dog in the pit!
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Bye, doggy.
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Now, for trying to escape,
you shall be hanged dead.
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Goodman, this isn't easy,
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but I do feel an apology is in order.
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Boss, no need to apologize.
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No, an apology from you
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for being such a terrible telemarketer!
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Oh, just hang me.
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Okay!
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Hello!
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Livingston Bumblesworth?
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Uh, to what do we owe the honor?
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Just passing by.
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Can't control your telemarketers, I see.
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No, no, no.
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We were just preparing for a play!
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- Play?
- Yes.
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Uh, a play to show you just
how well my farm is driving.
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Cut him down!
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Snakes hear through vibrations!
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Vibrations!
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So, what's the vibration?
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Oh, for the last time, you dumb-dumb,
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a vibration is the oscillation
of the parts of a fluid
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or an elastic solid whose
equilibrium has been disturbed
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as it can transmit
sounds that can be felt!
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Huh?
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Now, you going to see how
well I'm doing, Bumblesworth.
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Start the play.
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Montgomery Farm is grape.
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Great!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Uh, isn't Mr. Montgomery powerful?
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Why, here he comes now.
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Now! Whoa!
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Oh.
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I'm Mr. Montgomery,
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and I'm a great farmer.
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Well, that's just like me.
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Actually...
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I just sit on my big fat ass all day
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because I can't do anything by myself.
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What?!
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Now, that's more like you!
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What?! Hey, running a farm is hard!
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That's son of a no good telemarketer
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would know nothing about it.
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Well,
why don't you try being a telemarketer
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and sell me something?
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What?! Never!
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Oh, come now!
This is quite entertaining!
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Hmm. All right. Bum, bum, bum.
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Ring!
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- Montgomery speaking.
- Hello.
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I'm a dumb telemarketer, and...
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- Not interested! Goodbye!
- Huh?
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But you didn't let me
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tell you what I was selling yet!
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Ring, ring!
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- Hello?
- Yeah, it's me again.
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Take me off your list!
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Well, that was rude of him.
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- Ring!
- Hello?
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Like I was saying...
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I'm not home right now,
so leave a message after the beep.
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Beep!
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Hey! Well, this is very frustrating.
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See? It's not easy being
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me,
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trying to sell guitar
weed wackers all day.
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Guitar weed wackers?
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Who'd want that?
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- Uhh...
- Goodman, you got it.
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Yeah!
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Uh, I use my guitar weed
wacker all the time!
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Nothing like playing some tunes
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while you're wacking some weeds.
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Huh, I've always wanted to play guitar,
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and if it was fun enough
to wack the weeds,
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I wouldn't need telemarketers!
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Today, I've realized that
farmers and telemarketers
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aren't so different.
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I hereby declare all telemarketers free!
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And I'll take a guitar weed wacker, too!
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Just let me get my wallet!
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- Huh?
- Listen up!
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I'm taking these telemarketers with me!
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Honey! Honey! Everything is good now!
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What are you doing?!
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You double-crossing telemarketer devil!
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Kill them all!
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Oh! Oh.
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Hey, where'd that snake come from?!
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Aah! Aah!
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Huh? Oh! That's the devil!
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What the hell's he doing?
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Get him!
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Huh? What the hell?
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Doggy can't talk to snakes!
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Stop dancing, Dum Dum, and help me!
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The snakes just like the
beat of his vibrations!
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You be a good boy now!
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Aah!!
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There you are, Mr. Pickles.
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Gee, I hope everybody's okay in there.
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Goodman, you did save us all,
so from now on,
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I won't give you such a hard time.
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Really? Well, thank...
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Aah! Get away from here, snake!
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Snakes don't have ears to hear you,
dumb-dumb!
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Huh...
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Hey, good afternoon.
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I'm selling guitar weed
wackers today. I...
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Hello?
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Make some sales,
or you're fired, dumb-dumb!
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