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Previously on "Mr. Pickles"...
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It's Steve in the picture!
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- Who?
- You know, Steve,
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the guardian of Mr. Pickles' lair.
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Ugh! Aah!
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My wife, Agnes,
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passed away years ago.
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- Where is she?
- Aah!
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An underground city?
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- Mr. Pickles!
- Ah!
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Where's Agnes?!
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Hello, Henry.
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Aah!
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Aah! No, Agnes, get off of me!
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I told you, my name is Steve,
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and where do you think you're going,
Henry?!
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To tell everybody the truth!
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Everybody,
you're not gonna believe this, but...
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Dad, wait!
You're not gonna believe this.
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- Wha...
- Mom is alive!
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Good boy!
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S03E01
Brain Download
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Mom, tell the doctor what you told us.
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All I remember is that dumb
kid finding me outside.
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I'm Tommy!
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She remembers. Mr. Pickles killed her,
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then revived her just to mess with me.
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She's Steve, Mr. Pickles' pet
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who lives under the dog hou... Oh! Aah!
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Oopsie. Maybe I was a clumsy person,
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but I don't remember.
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Well, it seems
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your mother is not dead.
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Oh, and she has amnesia.
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Amnesia?
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Well, I think I'll go clean the gutters.
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Stanley!
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You haven't said a word to mom.
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Oh, uh, Agnes, hi.
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Hey,
maybe this place can help her remember!
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It can recover and
record memories for free!
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- Huh?
- Great, then we can all see
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where Agnes has really been!
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Wow! Oh.
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Well, I'm gonna go buy some new socks.
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Hi, folks!
I'm Ace, the manager here at M,
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The Memory Download Store!
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What if you could remember where
you put that wig of yours?!
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Or want to prove to mom
you did brush your teeth?
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Maybe you just want to watch
some old memories to remember
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why you ever got married, all for free?
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Who's down to download today, hmm?
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- My grandma!
- Uh...
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But she has amnesty!
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Amnesia? Forget about it.
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M's process even
downloads lost memories.
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- It's going down... load.
- Wait.
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Stop, boy! He's going down on grandma!
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And boo-yah! Her memories are recovered!
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Yay!
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Now we can watch her memories!
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But some memories should be private,
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even if I don't remember anything.
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That's right!
Everybody is hiding shameful memories,
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so I'm gonna upload all
her shameful memories
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online for the world to see.
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Unless you pay me $50,000
by the end of the day!
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- What?
- You're blackmailing us?
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Yeah, you and everybody else.
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Oh, no! The whole town is in trouble!
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Don't worry, grandma,
I know who can help.
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Come on, Mr. Pickles!
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Oh, Tommy.
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I thought you were the
delivery guy bringing me fish.
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- Fish?
- No, thanks, Blade.
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I know you're good at computers,
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and I need your help!
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M has set up operations nationwide.
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These guys are the best hackers alive,
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but I could hack into Ace's computer
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and delete his memory files remotely.
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- Fish?
- No, thanks.
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You hear that?
He can delete the memories.
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Oh, no. He's coded each file,
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so that, to delete them,
I would have to download them
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back into their original brains.
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Sorry, I cannot help y-y-y-y-y-you.
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Lewis! I told you to stop
buying all these fish online!
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They're clogging up the toilet!
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Grandma, I told you to call me Blade.
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When are you gonna give
up this hacker thing
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and grow up, Lewis?
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What a cunt-tinuously annoying woman.
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Fish?
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No, thanks. Come on, boy.
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Oh, wait.
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What are we doing?
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I will download the
files into your brain,
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thus deleting the memories
from Ace's computer.
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The files are deleting.
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When you're good, you are good.
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Sir, what are you doing?
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I don't want to know that!
Ow, my head's hurting!
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My head, stop!
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Stopping mid-transfer
could cause brain failure.
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It must be stopped from
the original source.
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Fish?
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Hey, we got your money!
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Hey, what the hell's
happening to my computer?
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Why are my files deleting?
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Hey, what do you want, you stupid dog?
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Hey, what are you... No!
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Hey, you broke my computer!
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Error, error,
now transferring entire M database.
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Ace, what's happening to your computer?
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All of M's memory files are deleting
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and being transferred
into some kid's brain!
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You're the only hacker alive
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who knows how to get the memories
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out of that kid! Ace?!
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Oh, no. It's rapidly downloading
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the entire country's memories.
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I know too much!
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Are you okay?
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Uhh, I think so.
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And then, when I was 16,
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I wanted to be a ventriloquist,
but you said,
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"If you're looking for a dummy,
just look in the mirror."
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- Oh!
- We didn't always get along.
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Now we have a second chance.
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Oh! I wish I could remember.
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- She remembers!
- Well, I'm gonna...
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Hey, look, a spoon store.
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Stanley, what is up with you?!
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♪ La la la, spoons ♪
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They'll never believe you, Henry!
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Mr. Pickles showed me
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the way of the pavanastra
sluganotharats.
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I am forever Steve,
and now that I'm home,
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I'm gonna help Mr. Pickles
make your life hell!
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Ugh, who cares?
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You want to make me look crazy?
I'm used to it.
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Oh! Hey, what are you doing?
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Help! He's forcing himself on me!
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- What?
- Dad! This has gone too far!
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Oh.
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Oh, no, I'm stuck!
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Now I'll never stop the
town from being blackmailed.
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- Aww.
- Lewis, I told you not
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to put fish in my waterbed anymore!
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That's it, you're moving out!
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Aww. Wait.
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Let's move out!
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Oh! Whoa!
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Aah! Lewis, get back here
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with my house!
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- Blade! Watch out!
- Huh? Oh!
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Speeders!
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Oh, no, the po-po.
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Hold on.
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Aah!
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You in the house!
Slow down, or I will shoot!
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I can't see with this
stupid sign in the way!
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Oh, no, a dead end!
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- Slow down!
- Rock and roll.
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- Hey, I got your money!
- $50,000!
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Where the hell is he?
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- Oh!
- Whoa!
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- Tommy?
- Tommy?
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Hi, everybody!
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I've downloaded all of
the memories into my brain
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so nobody has to be blackmailed.
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Yeah, Tommy! Our memories are safe!
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That's right!
Some things should be private,
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'cause if they weren't,
everybody would know
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Mr. BoJenkins wears women's
clothes and spanks himself.
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The sheriff was a kid who
dressed his poops up like dolls.
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- Aww.
- And my grandma laid naked
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with my dad.
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Also, where my grandma has
really been all these years
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is with...
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Oh. What was I saying?
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Well, maybe I'll go get a haircut.
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You laid naked with my mother?!
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Uh, it was dark.
Your mother crawled into bed.
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But I knew it wasn't
you when I smelled...
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- Fish?
- Uh, no thanks.
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Is this true?
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Oh, of course it's true!
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But when I tried to screw Stanley,
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he acted like his
family was so important!
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Ha! His stupid dreamer of a wife
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and his idiot son!
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Yay, grandma remembers me!
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- Agnes, how could you...
- Henry!
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I told you to call me St...
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Oh! I've gotten carried away.
Don't be mad.
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How could I not be mad?
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No, don't kill me.
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I'll do anything you want! Anythi...
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Oh, Agnes!
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- Mom!
- Delivery for Blade?
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Boy, this place was hard to find. Oh!
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Now she's dead.
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Ugh!
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What's happening? I can't see.
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But destroying this is pointless.
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I've backed up all the memories
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on the M satellite in outer space.
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Mr. Pickles, I've got a bone to pick...
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Agnes?
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Henry, I'm sorry I hurt you,
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but I'll always remember the time
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we made wild love
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in the back of your '57 Chevy.
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I never had a '57 Chevy.
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Oops, I wonder who that was.
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Well, bye, Henry.
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Huh? What the hell?
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Oh, Agnes!
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More Steves?
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What happened today? Where's grandma?
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She's going to a better place, Tommy.
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Look, a shooting star!
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- Where?
- Maybe that's your grandma.
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Man, this is the weirdest memory yet.
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No, don't kill me.
I'll do anything, anything.
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Hey, what the hell is that?
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sync and corrected by ninh
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- Hi, Will.
- Hi, Dave.
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