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Everybody, come see
what Mr. Pickles is doing!
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What? No! Dad!
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What? What is all this racket?!
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Mr. Pickles and the three Steves
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were just in here
with some kind of monster.
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Oh, go to bed, Dad. Oh, Grandpa!
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Bye, everybody!
I'm off to school.
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Bye. Hey, who's truck is that?
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It's mine. Huh?!
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I bought a truck and a cabin
in the mountains.
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I'm moving out! What?!
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What, why?
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I'm tired of Mr. Pickles
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tormenting me all the time
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and everybody
thinking I'm crazy.
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I just want to live
out my days in peace.
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Don't worry, I'll be back
from time to time to say hi.
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Yeah, see you, Grandpa.
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Ooh, there's a sale
on Band-Aids!
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Morning, Merl.
Lovely day, isn't it?
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If by lovely, you mean
cold and lonely...
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Pornography.
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I'll keep ya company
up at your cabin.
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Oh, I sure do miss my wife.
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Morning. Morning!
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How did you find me?
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No! Aah!
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Got ya!
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I knew you'd come eventually.
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And when you did,
I'd be ready.
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You messed with me
for too long, Mr. Pickles.
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This ends today.
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Don't play cute with me.
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Why do you think I bought a
cabin in the middle of nowhere?
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So I could kill you and no one
would ever find out about it.
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Now, any last words?
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Of course not.
You're just a dumb dog.
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I may be a dog, Grandpa,
but I'm not dumb.
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Yeah, you are.
Look who's in the cage.
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Wait, you can talk
all of a sudden?
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Nah. I always could.
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But I only whip it out
on special occasions.
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What? I knew you were evil,
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but I always thought
you were still just a dog.
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How can you talk?
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Let me out of this cage,
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and I'll tell you
everything inside.
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It's cold out here.
Brr.
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I'm not stupid.
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I don't care if you can talk,
I'm gonna kill ya anyway.
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Fine. Then I guess
you'll never know why I'm evil.
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Now, tell me why you're evil.
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Well... it all started
a long, long time ago.
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In the lost city of
the Pabanatra Fagonopolis.
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The ancient ones would sacrifice
a dog to appease the gods.
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But on this particular day,
something unexpected happened.
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Merl? What are you doing here?
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Well, with the cold and the
recent passing of my wife,
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I thought you might entertain
the idea of some company.
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I could use a good cuddle. What?!
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Sorry, I'm kind of in
the middle of something...
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Nothing sexual.
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Just lie by the fire,
hold me tight,
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and tell me everything's
gonna be all right.
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No! I'm not gonna cuddle
with you. I'm busy.
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Here! Hey! You're gonna
cuddle me good.
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What? Hey, what are you doing,
Mr. Pickles?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Did you want to cuddle
with him or not?
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Wait, did that dog just talk...
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Now, Grandpa...
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did you want me
to finish my story,
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or should I just get to the part
where I kill you, hmm?
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Think you can make it all the
way to your truck, old man?
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I told you I was ready for you.
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I'm gonna get you, Grandpa!
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Oh, watch out!
Whoa!
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Now everybody will think I know
how to ski and be impressed.
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Help! Help me! Hey, get out of my selfie!
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An evil dog is after me!
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Get lost before
I selfie you in half.
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Oh.What? Hey, huh?
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What do you want,
you dumb dog?!
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Say. That's a nice blade.
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Here I come, Grandpa!
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Does this go to the bottom
of the mountain?
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No, you idiot.
This is the flight to Mexico.
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Hey, stewardess,
can I get another beer?
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I don't have any beer,
but how about a shot?
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Where do you think
you're going, Grandpa?
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I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
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Hey, stewardess, get back
in here with my beer!
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See you in hell, Mr. Pickles!
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Hey, is this Mexico?
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Help! There's an evil
talking dog after me!
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That the same evil talking dog
who lives with the troll
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next to the unicorn's
gingerbread house?
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I bet the evil talking dog
hangs out with the centaur
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over by the elf village!
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Hey, what about mermaids?!
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Shut up! Mermaids is real.
I seen one in a river once.
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- You did not!
- You liar!
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You calling him a liar?!
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He says he's seen a mermaid,
he's seen a mermaid.
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Huh? Oh! Hey, get out of here!
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No dogs allowed!
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Ah, you might want
to re-think that policy.
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Agh! That dog just talked!
You see that dog talk?!
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Uh, what are
you having, dog?
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Give me a rail bourbon
with a pickle back.
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Make that two.
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Did I say stop playing?
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Ah. Good stuff.
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Just get it over
with and kill me.
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Aren't ya gonna say anything?
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It didn't have to end
this way, you know?
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I just wanted to show you
I could talk
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so you'd
go tell everybody.
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Would have been hilarious.
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But you had to go
and try to kill me.
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Now things aren't
so funny, are they?
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Why do you hate me so much?
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You were always trying to tell
everybody the truth about me.
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What choice did I have
but to make you look crazy,
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so no one would believe you.
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I don't believe it, either. Shut up!
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This is between me and Grandpa.
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It's Grandpa and I.
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If you're gonna speak English,
at least use proper grammar.
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Oh, boy. Well, what now?
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We can't go back to normal.
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Like you said...
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What if I move
to another country
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and you never saw me again?
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I like it up here
in the mountains, Grandpa.
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You picked a good spot.
The fresh air is nice.
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Oh, get to it, you dumb dog.
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Fine.
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Any last words?
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Before I die, tell me,
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how are you able to talk.
Why are you evil?
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Breaking news! Huh?
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This grandpa is wanted in the
murder of Merl Cuddles Magginty.
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What? You set me up? Click.
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What's that? A speaker?
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And there's a big reward
for his capture.
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And it doesn't say
"dead or alive,"
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so dead will do just fine.
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What?!
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00:10:18,642 --> 00:10:21,369
Have fun in prison, Grandpa.
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What? Freeze, Grandpa!
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You're under arrest for murder!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, Grandpa.
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You done gone and done it now,
I tell you what.
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Don't worry.
Life in prison ain't so bad.
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You know, besides getting raped
and killed all the time.
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Watch out! Huh?
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Hey, you guys doing to Mexico?
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Grandpa, are you oka...
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Grandpa? Where'd ya go?
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- Hi, Will.
- Hi, Dave.
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