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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:43,377 Little Fishy . 2 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:48,376 Every relationship is a story. 3 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:52,213 Hopefully it goes something like this. 4 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,849 At the end, you're in Florida, 5 00:01:57,218 --> 00:02:00,953 in a sun-filled home with slanted ceilings decorated 6 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,557 in pastels and plastic flowers. 7 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:07,528 There's bland food, but it's plentiful, 8 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:12,799 and there are pink flamingos, bingo nights, 9 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,469 flu shots, and the occasional evening out, 10 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:20,440 a candlelit dinner where you ask for the low-sodium option. 11 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:25,779 At home, you talk about your children, 12 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:29,517 about how they're not all perfect, but you love them. 13 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:36,456 You reminisce about many years of marriage. 14 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:38,492 You imagine yourselves young. 15 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,462 But that's if you're lucky. 16 00:02:56,143 --> 00:02:58,511 I mean, we can see the flags go up. 17 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:01,615 I don't see why there has to be a bell, too. 18 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:07,320 Ugh, that guy asked for his avocado al dente. 19 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:09,189 What can that mean? 20 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:10,924 Exactly. 21 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:15,596 I got it. 22 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:28,408 Where's the other one, the other, the other girl? 23 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,042 We share sections here. 24 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,978 Is there something I can help you with? 25 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,713 These eggs are stringy, and I don't mean to be picky, 26 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,682 but are you trying to kill me? 27 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:38,618 I mean, I did ask that other one for the avocado al dente, 28 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:42,188 and this, look, this is practically brown. 29 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:43,990 It's inedible, look. 30 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:45,658 I'm sorry, I don't really know 31 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:48,461 what avocado al dente means. 32 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:54,601 Um, but if- if you could just give me a second, 33 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:56,536 I will figure it out. 34 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:00,307 Are you bored? 35 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:02,310 No, not at all, sweetie. 36 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:06,112 How good is that, I mean, this is just- 37 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:07,548 Mom. You're gonna get me fired 38 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:11,351 What? Oh, oh, oh, no, don't let me keep you 39 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:12,853 Came to say hi. - Hi. 40 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,722 Hey, are you still doing my hair tonight? 41 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:16,357 Yeah. 42 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,658 Okay, good, but not too dark, okay, 'cause you, 43 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:20,593 you know, your father likes me a little blonde and- 44 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,363 - Gross. - Listen, 45 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:25,932 that's not gross for him to be attracted to me. 46 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:26,966 That's good, trust me. 47 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,468 You taking a spa day? 48 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:32,005 I'm taking my 15 minute mandatory by law break 49 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,140 with my mom. 50 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:35,576 Hmm. 51 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,310 Helen is covering my tables. 52 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:38,312 You need to run that by me first. 53 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:41,048 Well, I couldn't find you. Helen said you were in the 54 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,516 bathroom for, like half an hour. 55 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:59,198 He tipped me 25 cents on a $40 check. 56 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:01,901 25 cents, he actually had to make the effort 57 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:04,203 to take the quarter out of his greasy wallet 58 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:05,705 and put it on the goddamn table. 59 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:08,007 He's a regular, Helen, so what about the tip? 60 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:10,610 You never have our backs, JonJon. 61 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:12,812 You both are phased. 62 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,313 Get your tables closed out. 63 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,682 Well, your drink flags are dumb, 64 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:17,718 and these uniforms are lame! 65 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,924 "Your drink flags are dumb and these uniforms are 66 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:27,595 lame." - Lame. 67 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:30,162 That's priceless, who are you 68 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:33,299 and what have you done with my roommate? 69 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:35,034 That felt so good. 70 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:38,506 It was like I could feel my heart racing as I was saying it. 71 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:42,675 I think I got roofied. 72 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,210 That's 'cause you never eat. 73 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:46,446 Hey, what you got there? 74 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:51,250 Oh, this? 75 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:53,586 Uh, are you guys hungry? 76 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:55,722 You can't eat some random guy's takeout. 77 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:58,791 - Oh my God . - Let me help you. 78 00:05:58,792 --> 00:05:59,959 It's okay, I got, I got this. 79 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,528 No. 80 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:02,862 I'm Adam. 81 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,231 Hi, I'm Trixie and this is Dottie, 82 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:06,466 and I- I got it from here. 83 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:08,100 My name is Helen. 84 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,402 Hi, Helen. 85 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:11,038 What? He's hot. 86 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,741 Do you live around here, Adam? 87 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:18,244 Yeah, I live on Fifth and Third. 88 00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:21,648 So why are you going the opposite direction, then? 89 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:23,049 Must have got turned around. 90 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,351 You want to come eat at our place? 91 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:26,420 That's okay. 92 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:28,055 - We live right here. - Helen. 93 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:30,424 Okay. 94 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,795 Oh, I almost forgot. 95 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:37,565 - Oh, no, thank you. - Aw! 96 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,167 Bye, Adam. 97 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:42,135 Goodbye? 98 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:45,972 Charlotte. 99 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:58,686 Let me into my home, please. 100 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:02,589 He could have impregnated you with that look. 101 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:03,990 You should have asked him out. 102 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:05,525 I would have been all over that guy 103 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:07,193 if he looked at me that way. 104 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:09,061 I cannot believe that you're eating that. 105 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:10,429 It's good. 106 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:12,833 Hi, hey. 107 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:15,301 What? 108 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:16,470 There he is. 109 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:20,173 What is he doing? 110 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:24,677 He looks lost. 111 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:25,913 Should we help him? 112 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,650 Go down and talk to him. 113 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,485 This is too weird. 114 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:40,894 Are you okay? 115 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:47,635 Yeah, yeah, I just forgot my phone. 116 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:49,870 Oh. 117 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:54,842 Here. 118 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:58,478 Okay. 119 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:01,313 Left. 120 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,684 Mr. Margarita Town. 121 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:06,586 Yes. 122 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:08,522 You live near Mr. Margarita Town? 123 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,792 Wanna go get a drink? 124 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:15,796 I work there. 125 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:18,631 I think. 126 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:20,900 Ooh, no, the drink flags are dumb. 127 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,469 I know a better place. 128 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:24,804 Right now? 129 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:27,007 No, next November. 130 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:29,609 Yes, right now. 131 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,044 Go with him! 132 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:33,880 Live a little. 133 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:35,215 Life's short. 134 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:39,820 Text me every five minutes, and you will be in public, 135 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:43,255 so don't get any ideas, takeout food guy. 136 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:51,931 Have fun! 137 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:08,214 So you created an app and then you quit? 138 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,751 How do you afford your fancy takeout? 139 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:15,155 I'm taking a break from work. 140 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:18,991 You don't seem like a tech guy. 141 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,593 What, like douche-y? 142 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:22,529 I mean, (laughs) you, you're out roaming the streets 143 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,163 in the middle of the night, 144 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,999 offering your takeout food to strangers. 145 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,870 I guess you could say I was an entrepreneur, 146 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:34,106 which still sounds douche-y, so. 147 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,275 Mm-hmm. 148 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:40,179 Do you have a nickname, Charlotte? 149 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,783 My dad calls me Paper Doll. 150 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,152 What does that mean? 151 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,055 It means that he thinks that I'm fickle. 152 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,757 Like, I'll float away in a gust of wind. 153 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,926 My dad says I have no follow through. 154 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,631 Boyfriend? 155 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,933 No, you? 156 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,468 I- I'm straight. 157 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,111 You're very beautiful, Charlotte. 158 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,584 And you're gonna chew your mouth off. 159 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:22,656 I do that a lot. 160 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,457 It's cute. 161 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,894 It's kind of gross. 162 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,267 You want to come over? 163 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,004 What, to your house? 164 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:42,074 Yeah, like, have a sleepover. 165 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,644 Honestly, that kind of freaks me out. 166 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:49,149 Okay, we'll just have our drinks then. 167 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:54,586 So, to answer your question from earlier, 168 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:57,790 if I'm roaming the streets carrying fancy takeout 169 00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:01,961 and holding your hand, I win. 170 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:04,697 And there's nothing more entrepreneurial than winning. 171 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,102 You're lucky you're so cute. 172 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,638 You think I'm cute? 173 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,074 Yeah, I do. 174 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:22,215 Do you want to help me paint something? 175 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,284 What? 176 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:25,918 But we have to be quick. 177 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,157 It's over here. 178 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:34,161 Holy shit. 179 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,735 What am I supposed to do? 180 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,236 Don't breathe. 181 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,805 ♪ I'm all right today ♪ 182 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,440 I'm kidding, don't think so hard. 183 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:52,846 ♪ You gonna find a way to cross and you gonna get there ♪ 184 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:56,315 ♪ And I'm on fire today ♪ 185 00:11:56,316 --> 00:12:01,789 ♪ Ain't no water here to calm or even put me out ♪ 186 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,825 ♪ I'll find a better way ♪ 187 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:10,296 ♪ Am I crazy or the wind is gonna blow me down ♪ 188 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:12,766 Yeah, okay, thanks. 189 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:17,537 ♪ I'm gonna leave it all out there to dry ♪ 190 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:22,109 ♪ I'm gonna leave it all out there ♪ 191 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:27,413 ♪ I'm gonna leave it all out there to dry up ♪ 192 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,984 ♪ I'm gonna leave it all out there ♪ 193 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,226 Let's take it over there. 194 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,730 ♪ You seem tired today ♪ 195 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,299 ♪ Were you up all night afraid ♪ 196 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:49,636 ♪ Of what the future might bring ♪ 197 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,038 All right, that's good. 198 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,439 Okay. 199 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,007 ♪ I feel fine today ♪ 200 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:59,913 ♪ I had dreams of you in places I've not seen before ♪ 201 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,715 ♪ You get so carried away ♪ 202 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:07,019 ♪ Like lovers new to bodies first to touch you here ♪ 203 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,159 ♪ This ain't a getaway ♪ 204 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:18,832 ♪ You build walls around your heart to try to lock it in ♪ 205 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:25,037 ♪ I'm gonna leave it all out there to dry ♪ 206 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,909 ♪ I'm gonna leave it all out there ♪ 207 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:34,080 ♪ I'm gonna leave it all out there to dry up ♪ 208 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:35,648 All clear. 209 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,549 ♪ I'm gonna leave it all out there ♪ 210 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,087 Do you bring all your girlfriends here? 211 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:42,355 No. 212 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,359 And I don't think I'd be a very good boyfriend. 213 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,363 All right. 214 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,867 Turn around, no peeking. 215 00:13:56,336 --> 00:14:01,541 ♪ Over the cities and the plains ♪ 216 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,776 ♪ You got time, you're on the mend, babe ♪ 217 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:10,782 ♪ And everybody wants the same ♪ 218 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:15,587 ♪ Everybody wants the same thing ♪ 219 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:20,392 ♪ I'm gonna leave it all out there to dry ♪ 220 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:25,097 ♪ I'm gonna leave it all out there ♪ 221 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,233 This all will make sense someday. 222 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:30,870 ♪ All out there to dry ♪ 223 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,174 I just got really sad. 224 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:36,476 What, why? 225 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,914 Thinking this night will eventually have to end. 226 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,423 Well. 227 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:58,398 Why don't we make it last as long as we can? 228 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:05,939 Do you want to come back to my place and have a sleepover? 229 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:07,806 You asked me that already. 230 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,442 What was your answer again? 231 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,046 Yes. 232 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:18,118 Absolutely, without a doubt. 233 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,021 Yes. 234 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:28,194 ♪ You worry me, you worry me ♪ 235 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:32,131 ♪ You worry me, you worry me ♪ 236 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:38,204 ♪ You worry me, you worry me ♪ 237 00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,538 What did you mean when you said, 238 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,574 "This will all make sense someday"? 239 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,146 There you are. 240 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,614 Oh, shit. 241 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,149 You left the front door unlocked again. 242 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,650 I think your bike's gone. 243 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,419 Oops. 244 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,388 I wrote you a little reminder. 245 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,927 I know it's late, sorry, thanks, Stacy. 246 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,433 So. 247 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:47,039 What's the plan? 248 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:51,243 We're just hanging out, getting to know each other. 249 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,380 What else would you be doing right now? 250 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,449 Uh, sleeping. 251 00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,551 I'll sleep when I'm dead. 252 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,690 Aren't you gonna pay these? 253 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,358 I only have so many shits to give, 254 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,961 and parking tickets is not one of them. 255 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,298 Are you hungry? I'm starving, 256 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:15,234 plus we've got to finish this. 257 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,369 It's the best Chinese food ever. 258 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:23,375 Oh, shit, I gave your friend the dumplings, oh, well. 259 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,011 You never answered my question. 260 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,317 Do you have a girlfriend? 261 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,952 No, that's my friends. 262 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,256 I'm working on portraits, too. 263 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,759 Does that bother you? 264 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,194 If you don't want to be here, I understand. 265 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,663 I can walk you home. 266 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,134 I'll stay for a little while. 267 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:49,769 Okay. 268 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:51,604 Let's eat. 269 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,747 You shouldn't stand near the microwave. 270 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,282 It'll cook your brains. 271 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,816 You don't actually believe that, do you? 272 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,285 Yeah, I do. 273 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,720 Wait, music. 274 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:52,198 ♪ One more fight ♪ 275 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:54,767 ♪ Before the night ends ♪ 276 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,002 Very nice. 277 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,643 ♪ For this glory ahead ♪ 278 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:09,248 This feels very familiar, 279 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,884 for two people who don't know each other. 280 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,188 It's been years, hasn't it? 281 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:20,126 I told you I'd make a terrible boyfriend. 282 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,662 I'm obviously forgetful. 283 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:29,134 Five, it's been five years. 284 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,101 Mm. 285 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,171 I like that. 286 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:37,544 Tell me about us, how did we meet? 287 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,381 I can't believe you don't remember. 288 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,482 I do, I just, 289 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,920 I want to hear you tell it again. 290 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,358 ♪ One more fight ♪ 291 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,560 ♪ Before the night ends ♪ 292 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,296 We met at a museum. 293 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,566 Right, what were you wearing again? 294 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:07,307 I was wearing a red dress. 295 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,678 My hair was up, Audrey Hepburn style. 296 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,383 That's right. 297 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,750 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 298 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,321 You were staring at that painting for a long time. 299 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,758 I wanted to kiss the back of your neck. 300 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:27,927 You didn't, though. 301 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,931 You just 302 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:36,702 said something absentminded, like, 303 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:40,071 "It's not as starry as the other one." 304 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:44,811 Sounds like something I would say. 305 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,515 I agreed with you. 306 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,218 Then you asked me on a date. 307 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,021 I politely declined. 308 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,457 Oh, of course you did. 309 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:03,330 But then you followed me around the whole museum all day, 310 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,965 making stupid jokes. 311 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:11,638 And we played I Spy in the romanticism section. 312 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:19,245 We laughed so hard, we almost got kicked out. 313 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:25,284 Then you asked me out again, 314 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:29,822 and I said yes. 315 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,102 ♪ Give us the good fight ♪ 316 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:49,542 ♪ The dawn is waking, no mistaking the ligh t ♪ 317 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:54,614 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 318 00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,883 ♪ This is all borrowed time ♪ 319 00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,419 ♪ So keep dancing ♪ 320 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,888 ♪ Never know when we're gonna die ♪ 321 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:08,127 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 322 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:11,830 ♪ Let the dawn have its way ♪ 323 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:16,668 ♪ This is our glory day ♪ 324 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:20,038 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 325 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:30,850 ♪ This is our glory day ♪ 326 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,718 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 327 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:33,820 We should get some sleep. 328 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,656 I'll make us breakfast in the morning. 329 00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:40,593 It is morning. 330 00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:45,598 Have I asked you to marry me yet? 331 00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:49,836 Every day. 332 00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:52,972 Well? 333 00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:58,878 I always say, "Not yet." 334 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:00,880 Why? 335 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,855 Because I never want you to stop asking. 336 00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:30,168 Church, please. 337 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:31,937 Tell Helen to come up with something better than that. 338 00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:34,774 I went to get Chinese food, yes, for breakfast. 339 00:24:35,608 --> 00:24:37,008 Did you need anything? 340 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:39,745 Oh, nice manners. 341 00:24:39,746 --> 00:24:41,880 I just called to say hi, am I allowed? 342 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:46,284 Of course, I'm fine, Mom, really. 343 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:48,587 Are you still coming to dinner tonight? 344 00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:50,456 You forgot about my hair. 345 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:52,791 Um. 346 00:24:55,394 --> 00:24:56,563 Do I hear a man's voice? 347 00:24:57,063 --> 00:25:00,466 No, (laughs) uh, yeah, I'll come to dinner, what time? 348 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,233 Around six. 349 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:03,502 That works. 350 00:25:04,571 --> 00:25:07,540 I gotta- I gotta go, I love you. 351 00:25:18,217 --> 00:25:19,118 Hey. 352 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:21,788 Are you okay? 353 00:25:24,423 --> 00:25:29,261 Yeah, yeah, just too much alcohol last night, 354 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,731 not enough sleep. 355 00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:35,001 Well, we didn't drink that much. 356 00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:41,140 You're not really my girlfriend. 357 00:25:42,508 --> 00:25:43,642 You know that, right? 358 00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:55,987 Trust me, I wasn't confused about last night. 359 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:04,797 Oh, what is happening right now? 360 00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:20,078 Tell me something. 361 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,013 What? 362 00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:23,549 Why did you lie? 363 00:26:26,018 --> 00:26:27,285 What do you mean? 364 00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:31,123 That story of us being together. 365 00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:33,559 Because. 366 00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:36,562 You lied, too. 367 00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:40,332 Because you wanted me to. 368 00:26:55,114 --> 00:27:00,319 ♪ Long time lover, have you gone ♪ 369 00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:06,391 ♪ I left you walking through the parking lot ♪ 370 00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:11,664 ♪ Of a Motel 6 as I turned our van back east ♪ 371 00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:15,033 I think you should just go over there and be like, 372 00:27:15,034 --> 00:27:17,302 "I'm a grownup and I know what a one night stand is," 373 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,872 and tell him that he doesn't have to be a dick. 374 00:27:21,273 --> 00:27:25,076 Charlie, you're letting all the cold air out. 375 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:27,979 Will you come to dinner at my parents' tonight? 376 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:30,181 Chuck E. Cheez-It's gonna be there? 377 00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:33,584 Please, I can't do this was by myself. 378 00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:35,020 I just hate how Mom dotes on him 379 00:27:35,021 --> 00:27:37,089 and how he treats Pops like shit. 380 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:42,261 You're not my actual sister. 381 00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:48,366 You know that, right? 382 00:27:56,809 --> 00:27:58,209 He is a good cook. 383 00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:00,511 You want to know what the secret is? 384 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:03,448 You make a couple of pieces of burnt toast, 385 00:28:03,449 --> 00:28:08,219 some runny eggs, and you never have to do it again. 386 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:09,520 Do what? 387 00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:18,964 Same goes for laundry, just one pair 388 00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:22,534 of tighty whiteys turned pink, and that's it. 389 00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:29,141 ♪ Pizza dough, pizza dough, pizza dough, pizza dough ♪ 390 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,983 I hope you girls aren't eating the food at that place, 391 00:28:37,984 --> 00:28:39,584 if you can even call it that. 392 00:28:39,585 --> 00:28:41,052 Honey. 393 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,188 I'm serious, if you're gonna be a waitress 394 00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:44,923 your whole life, the least you can do is get a job 395 00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:46,892 at a real restaurant so I can eat there. 396 00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:50,962 I like the Caesar and the flags. 397 00:28:50,963 --> 00:28:53,098 I'm just saying, you're gonna have 398 00:28:53,099 --> 00:28:55,901 to figure this thing out pretty soon, kiddo, 399 00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:58,303 'cause your college fund is almost gone, 400 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:01,072 and I can't keep bailing you out. 401 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,808 I have a career path, Dad. 402 00:29:02,809 --> 00:29:04,743 - You do? - You do? 403 00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:08,479 I know you don't want to talk about it anymore, 404 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:12,784 but I signed you up for that computer dating thingy, and- 405 00:29:12,785 --> 00:29:16,487 Bumble, Raya, Grindr, Swiper? 406 00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:17,422 That one. 407 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:18,290 Oh my God. 408 00:29:19,691 --> 00:29:21,159 Helen, get out of there. 409 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,694 Oh, no, I need to see it. 410 00:29:23,695 --> 00:29:25,430 This is the best day of my life. 411 00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:27,933 Your mommy made you a Swiper profile. 412 00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:30,101 Actually, your brother made it for you . 413 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:33,638 Mom, you used my prom photo. 414 00:29:33,639 --> 00:29:34,772 Wait, what is wrong with him? 415 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,707 I still had braces. 416 00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:38,143 I understand, sweetie. 417 00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:40,245 It's not the photo I would have picked. 418 00:29:40,246 --> 00:29:43,148 Well, I blame you and his extended breastfeeding. 419 00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:44,515 "Hi, my name is Charlotte. 420 00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:46,151 My breasts are small, my butt is big, 421 00:29:46,152 --> 00:29:48,253 and I have a moderately hairy upper lip"- 422 00:29:48,254 --> 00:29:49,587 Stop it. 423 00:29:49,588 --> 00:29:51,289 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 424 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,825 Okay, okay, what do you think the password is? 425 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:54,927 Fat butt. 426 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:56,594 Wow, really? 427 00:29:56,595 --> 00:29:59,164 Capital F, capital B. 428 00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:00,598 Okay, it's loading. 429 00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:04,135 When in doubt, blame the mother. 430 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,137 Girls, want to come back, please? 431 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:07,238 We're not finished eating. 432 00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:08,539 Okay, that worked, wow. 433 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:09,941 Uh, okay, you go sit down 434 00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:12,945 and I'll fix your profile, fat butt. 435 00:30:19,618 --> 00:30:22,955 You already have messages from men that want to date you. 436 00:30:26,592 --> 00:30:28,927 Read them to me. 437 00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:31,062 "This is Ben, I've got a sick loft in Hell's Kitchen. 438 00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:32,063 Hit me up, yo." 439 00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:33,764 - Next. - Next. 440 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:36,101 Okay. 441 00:30:36,102 --> 00:30:37,768 "This is Charles, some fools call me Chucky." 442 00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:39,570 Ugh, it's from your brother. 443 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,706 It says, "Hey, fat butt, guess who figured out the password? 444 00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:44,375 Please don't trick any poor saps into dating you 445 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,277 by lying about your disgusting habits 446 00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:50,248 and your sick-ass halitosis, love Chucky." 447 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,183 Okay, I have this photo of you from my phone. 448 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:54,585 You look vulnerable and your body looks hot. 449 00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:55,521 Excuse me. 450 00:30:58,757 --> 00:31:00,425 Perfect. 451 00:31:00,426 --> 00:31:02,760 How's this, "Charlotte, 29, mildly allergic to bees, 452 00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:05,563 but I do love being outside, going to the beach, 453 00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:07,832 live music, and American football." 454 00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,068 - What? - Guys love girls who 455 00:31:09,268 --> 00:31:11,637 are willing to watch sports with them. 456 00:31:12,338 --> 00:31:14,105 "I love life and adventure, 457 00:31:14,106 --> 00:31:16,841 especially when I have someone to share it with." 458 00:31:16,842 --> 00:31:19,045 That's you, that's beautiful. 459 00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:23,915 Fine, okay. 460 00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:26,851 You know I'm probably gonna delete it tomorrow anyway. 461 00:31:26,852 --> 00:31:28,453 I love you all and I appreciate it, 462 00:31:28,454 --> 00:31:30,021 and now that we've had a good laugh, 463 00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:31,557 can we please just stop? 464 00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:35,793 I am taking a break from dating 465 00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:38,396 for, I don't know, six months. 466 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:40,365 I'm sorry, but finding some dude 467 00:31:40,366 --> 00:31:44,971 on a dating app isn't gonna give me direction in my life. 468 00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:48,840 Honey? 469 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:50,675 I found the best shampoo 470 00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:53,244 to get that bacon grease smell out of my hair. 471 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:58,716 It's like $20, though, so I can't really justify it. 472 00:31:58,717 --> 00:32:03,121 Maybe I'll just quit, then my hair won't smell like bacon. 473 00:32:06,993 --> 00:32:08,094 Charlotte? 474 00:32:10,062 --> 00:32:11,429 He added to it. 475 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,099 What? 476 00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:21,639 He probably added to it with some other idiot. 477 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,909 What are you talking about, this? 478 00:32:25,911 --> 00:32:29,381 Oh, God, are you still thinking about that artist dude? 479 00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:34,252 It's me, I'm the paper doll. 480 00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:36,121 I told him Dad calls me Paper Doll, 481 00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,723 and he said that he didn't think that I was, 482 00:32:38,724 --> 00:32:40,525 what was the word that he used? 483 00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:44,063 It doesn't matter, he said he didn't think that I was that. 484 00:32:45,664 --> 00:32:47,565 Let's go home. 485 00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:49,067 This doesn't make any sense, like, 486 00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:50,535 is he trying to send me a message, 487 00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:54,272 or is he rubbing the whole night in my face? 488 00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:56,574 It may have nothing to do with you, sweetie. 489 00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:59,344 Helen, of all the images he could have picked. 490 00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:01,579 It was part of our conversation. 491 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:03,948 I think he's trying to reach out to me. 492 00:33:03,949 --> 00:33:06,084 Charlie, he knows where you live. 493 00:33:06,085 --> 00:33:08,120 If he wanted to find you, he. 494 00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:13,659 I'm sorry, baby. 495 00:33:16,795 --> 00:33:17,696 Oh. 496 00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:20,631 You want to get high? 497 00:33:20,632 --> 00:33:23,134 Yeah, no, bad idea, we have to do brunch tomorrow, 498 00:33:23,135 --> 00:33:26,271 and you know how JonJon gets. 499 00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:28,473 I only have so many shits to give, 500 00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:32,377 and JonJon is not one of them. 501 00:33:32,378 --> 00:33:34,679 You want to know the best way to get over someone? 502 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,282 Get under someone. 503 00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:38,949 I know you're gonna hate me for this, 504 00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:40,918 but it's for your own good. 505 00:33:40,919 --> 00:33:42,320 I went through your profile 506 00:33:42,321 --> 00:33:43,655 and I scrolled through the messages. 507 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:46,157 You went through my phone? 508 00:33:46,158 --> 00:33:47,892 Think of me as, like, a filter. 509 00:33:47,893 --> 00:33:50,829 You know, I'm doing the dirty work so you don't have to. 510 00:33:51,063 --> 00:33:52,297 Babe, there's this one guy, Seth, 511 00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:53,331 who seems really nice- - Ugh. 512 00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:54,799 And he's really hot, 513 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,167 and I'm just gonna read you his message. 514 00:33:56,168 --> 00:33:57,702 You don't even have to speak. 515 00:33:57,703 --> 00:33:59,270 Just give me a thumb's up or a thumb's down. 516 00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:02,740 "Charlotte, my name is Seth Taylor 517 00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:04,875 and I also have annoying family members 518 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:06,644 who think they're hilarious. 519 00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:09,347 I caught on pretty quick to your original profile details. 520 00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:10,781 I'm not great at emailing or texting, 521 00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:13,385 so if you want to talk, here's my number." 522 00:34:14,353 --> 00:34:16,354 Babe, he's clever. 523 00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:18,089 You know, you really should change your passcode. 524 00:34:18,090 --> 00:34:20,491 One, two, three, four, five, six is, like, very hackable. 525 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:22,227 Hello? 526 00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:23,762 Hi, Seth. 527 00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:26,631 This is Charlotte, the girl you matched with on Swiper. 528 00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:27,398 No! 529 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:28,899 Hi. 530 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,669 You cannot hang up now, that is too cruel, talk. 531 00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:34,038 I'm Seth, well, you know that. 532 00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:35,174 You called me . 533 00:34:36,975 --> 00:34:38,177 Hi, Seth. 534 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,178 Talk. 535 00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:43,181 Is now a good time for talking? 536 00:34:43,182 --> 00:34:44,615 Yeah. 537 00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:45,950 This isn't a booty call, by the way, 538 00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:47,218 so don't get the wrong idea. 539 00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:49,687 I would never . 540 00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:51,622 Um, I don't even know what he looks like. 541 00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:55,860 You know, I just realized that I never looked 542 00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:58,364 at your profile, I just saw your message. 543 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:01,866 I'll read it to you if you want. 544 00:35:01,867 --> 00:35:03,801 Okay, this is so absurd. 545 00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:05,970 I'm Seth Taylor, you already know that. 546 00:35:05,971 --> 00:35:08,005 I'm better looking than most people . 547 00:35:08,006 --> 00:35:10,841 I enjoy hunting large endangered animals 548 00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:15,113 and finding ways to get out of paying my taxes . 549 00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:21,520 This is awkward, are you doing anything tomorrow ? 550 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:26,491 Um, uh, what did you have in mind? 551 00:35:26,492 --> 00:35:27,893 Well, you said you liked football. 552 00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:30,127 Want to come to a practice tomorrow ? 553 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,562 I'm actually in training. 554 00:35:31,563 --> 00:35:32,763 Uh- 555 00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:34,300 Unless you just said that 556 00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:36,268 because you think that's what guys want to hear . 557 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:37,869 Sure, it sounds great. 558 00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:39,505 Yes! 559 00:35:40,105 --> 00:35:44,409 Uh, I look forward to meeting you in person . 560 00:35:44,410 --> 00:35:46,110 Likewise . 561 00:35:46,111 --> 00:35:47,479 Okay, bye. 562 00:35:48,914 --> 00:35:50,681 You're coming with me. 563 00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:51,983 Yeah, no shit. 564 00:36:02,361 --> 00:36:06,832 ♪ Couldn't wait around just to share a smoke ♪ 565 00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:12,070 ♪ Burned it down to the filter 'til it burned my throa t ♪ 566 00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:18,676 ♪ Made me start to think of what I ought to know ♪ 567 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:20,378 This is weird. 568 00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:21,746 Isn't this supposed to be, 569 00:36:21,747 --> 00:36:23,715 like, a Big 10 school or something? 570 00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,284 I googled it. 571 00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:29,520 Don't panic, we can go. 572 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:30,889 I'll give him 15 minutes. 573 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:37,027 Or we can stay for a little while and enjoy the show. 574 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,128 You mean the game? 575 00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:39,265 Yeah, the game. 576 00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:42,268 ♪ Everybody get ready ! ♪ 577 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:47,272 ♪ Party, party, party ♪ 578 00:36:47,273 --> 00:36:50,508 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 579 00:36:50,509 --> 00:36:54,144 ♪ Party, p- p- p- party, party ♪ 580 00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:57,582 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 581 00:36:57,583 --> 00:37:01,252 ♪ Party, p- p- p- party, party ♪ 582 00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:04,555 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 583 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,925 ♪ Party, p- p- p- party, party ♪ 584 00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:12,229 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 585 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,598 ♪ Here we go, hey ♪ 586 00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:17,736 ♪ Here we go, hey, here we go ♪ 587 00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:20,339 - What? - What? 588 00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:24,242 Did you wave, stupid? 589 00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:29,681 Uh, (stammers) hi. 590 00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:32,918 You made it. 591 00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:37,555 Yeah, I- I know what you're thinking. 592 00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:39,123 I- I can explain. 593 00:37:39,124 --> 00:37:42,560 Hey, man, (laughs) you were killing me out there. 594 00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:44,094 That's too funny, dude. 595 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:45,696 What's up? 596 00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:49,368 Hey, don't forget to stretch, it's cold out here. 597 00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:51,836 See you in 10? 598 00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:53,404 You know it. 599 00:37:53,405 --> 00:37:55,474 What's in 10, where? 600 00:38:01,713 --> 00:38:04,715 Oh, that looks good on you. 601 00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:05,650 Yeah? 602 00:38:05,651 --> 00:38:07,685 Yeah. 603 00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:09,654 You should come by the restaurant sometime. 604 00:38:09,655 --> 00:38:12,624 I can make you some avocado al dente. 605 00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:18,864 That's exactly how I like my avocados. 606 00:38:19,331 --> 00:38:22,801 And yes, I am a grown man 607 00:38:24,235 --> 00:38:26,170 in a costume. 608 00:38:27,673 --> 00:38:30,675 But before you judge, you should know 609 00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:33,978 that I do take this very seriously, okay? 610 00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:41,218 Now, before you say mascot, we call it crowd enhancement, 611 00:38:41,219 --> 00:38:43,654 and it requires just as much athletic ability, 612 00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:46,958 if not more, than, 613 00:38:48,694 --> 00:38:53,131 let me rephrase that, it, it- 614 00:38:53,499 --> 00:39:00,237 It requires just as much, um, dedication to the sport as, 615 00:39:00,238 --> 00:39:04,542 well, (stammers) how much do you care about football, 616 00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:06,744 on a scale of one to 10? 617 00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:07,545 Zero. 618 00:39:07,546 --> 00:39:10,315 I knew it, I knew it. 619 00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:13,885 Thank you for finally being honest with me. 620 00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:18,188 Let me ask you a question. 621 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:22,693 If you knew that my profile was fake, 622 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:25,363 or whatever, it was made by my idiot brother, 623 00:39:27,232 --> 00:39:28,999 why did you swipe right on me? 624 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:33,738 'Cause you're pretty, but I'm not allowed to say that. 625 00:39:33,739 --> 00:39:38,142 Then I thought, I'd like to get to know her. 626 00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:41,245 Maybe she'll surprise me, or maybe you won't. 627 00:39:42,648 --> 00:39:44,983 But won't know unless we try, right? 628 00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:49,054 I could race you. 629 00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:56,060 You said that mascot-ing requires 630 00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:59,697 as much if not more athletic ability, 631 00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:01,866 so let's see about it. 632 00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:04,401 Okay, on deck, circle and back. 633 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,470 What? 634 00:40:05,471 --> 00:40:07,137 Ready, set. 635 00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:09,339 Hey, what, hey! 636 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:24,622 Hey, hey! 637 00:40:24,623 --> 00:40:28,860 I hate ladder drills, it's not fair. 638 00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:32,530 Sorry. 639 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:40,304 ♪ You were a shameless child ♪ 640 00:40:40,305 --> 00:40:41,640 ♪ Bandied by stiff ♪ 641 00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:45,911 ♪ cross currents ♪ 642 00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:54,018 ♪ Anything but mild ♪ 643 00:40:54,019 --> 00:40:57,155 It's true, you don't have to go. 644 00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:00,091 Aw, man. 645 00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:03,728 ♪ Oh, yes, oh, no ♪ 646 00:41:03,729 --> 00:41:05,395 Your routine was pretty sick. 647 00:41:05,396 --> 00:41:06,565 Call me . 648 00:41:06,865 --> 00:41:09,066 ♪ Then one day you'd had it ♪ 649 00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:12,703 ♪ Exiled your close advisors ♪ 650 00:41:12,704 --> 00:41:14,539 Call me . 651 00:41:19,611 --> 00:41:25,050 ♪ Here we go mistaking clouds for mountains, autonomy ♪ 652 00:41:26,618 --> 00:41:28,153 You look pretty. 653 00:41:30,622 --> 00:41:31,890 Aren't you cold? 654 00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:34,560 Hmm. 655 00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:40,698 Oh, um, what the hell? 656 00:41:40,699 --> 00:41:41,699 Morning. 657 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:42,968 Morning, when did? 658 00:41:45,103 --> 00:41:47,972 - Hi. - I'm so confused . 659 00:41:47,973 --> 00:41:49,707 Well, we were on the phone late last night, 660 00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:52,778 and I was like, "What the heck, come over." 661 00:41:53,812 --> 00:41:55,312 Do you live near here? 662 00:41:55,313 --> 00:41:57,915 About an hour away, depending on traffic. 663 00:41:57,916 --> 00:42:00,551 You drove an hour in the middle of the night? 664 00:42:00,552 --> 00:42:03,221 It's totally worth it. 665 00:42:05,123 --> 00:42:09,493 I don't understand anything anymore. 666 00:42:09,494 --> 00:42:13,030 He asked me to move in with him. 667 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:16,066 What kind of guy asks a girl to move in after 24 hours? 668 00:42:16,067 --> 00:42:18,302 - I said yes. - Are you out of your mind? 669 00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:19,436 You just met him! 670 00:42:19,437 --> 00:42:21,105 I know, but I really like him, 671 00:42:21,106 --> 00:42:22,907 and why not just, like, go for it? 672 00:42:22,908 --> 00:42:26,143 And if it doesn't work out, then I'll move again. 673 00:42:27,112 --> 00:42:29,313 You don't even like sports. 674 00:42:37,623 --> 00:42:38,757 No, thank you. 675 00:42:41,526 --> 00:42:43,161 I'm just really happy. 676 00:42:47,132 --> 00:42:51,335 Just know that if you do hurt my best friend, 677 00:42:51,336 --> 00:42:55,272 I will make it very hard for you to catch a ball ever again. 678 00:42:57,776 --> 00:42:59,543 She's serious. 679 00:43:09,655 --> 00:43:15,026 ♪ Some say love is a burning thing ♪ 680 00:43:15,961 --> 00:43:20,865 ♪ That it makes a fiery ring ♪ 681 00:43:20,866 --> 00:43:23,267 ♪ Oh, but I know love ♪ 682 00:43:41,352 --> 00:43:43,020 Hey, fat butt. 683 00:43:43,021 --> 00:43:44,154 How did you get in? 684 00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:45,924 You left it unlocked, dipshit. 685 00:43:46,925 --> 00:43:49,661 What are you doing here? 686 00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:53,998 Oh. 687 00:43:53,999 --> 00:43:56,001 I thought you were working a double. 688 00:43:58,569 --> 00:43:59,805 What is happening? 689 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:02,873 I found you a new roommate. 690 00:44:02,874 --> 00:44:04,342 Well, Mom did. 691 00:44:05,711 --> 00:44:07,411 You called my mom? 692 00:44:07,412 --> 00:44:09,113 Our mom. 693 00:44:09,114 --> 00:44:10,716 Wait, you're moving out? 694 00:44:11,717 --> 00:44:13,851 What, now? 695 00:44:13,852 --> 00:44:15,786 Charlie, it was gonna happen someday, 696 00:44:15,787 --> 00:44:19,256 if not today, then, like, soon. 697 00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:20,524 I told you that. 698 00:44:20,525 --> 00:44:23,828 Listen, Charlotte, Mom is driving me crazy. 699 00:44:23,829 --> 00:44:25,162 I gotta get out of that house, 700 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:28,733 and this could be, like, perfect. 701 00:44:28,734 --> 00:44:30,167 And you know how reliable I am. 702 00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:32,838 I can pay half the rent and the utilities. 703 00:44:34,572 --> 00:44:39,443 Charlotte, you won't have to pay for utilities. 704 00:44:39,444 --> 00:44:41,211 I know Mom still cuts the crusts off your sandwiches, 705 00:44:41,212 --> 00:44:43,013 so don't expect that kind of shit around here. 706 00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:44,614 Whatever, I don't even expect it, I don't want it. 707 00:44:44,615 --> 00:44:47,384 I don't want you touching my crusty sandwiches. 708 00:44:47,385 --> 00:44:49,720 I don't even like that, I told her to stop doing it. 709 00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:51,256 Can I have a hug? 710 00:44:53,759 --> 00:44:55,160 JonJon said you quit. 711 00:44:56,227 --> 00:44:57,527 So, what, you're just gonna be 712 00:44:57,528 --> 00:45:00,264 some random live-in girlfriend? 713 00:45:00,265 --> 00:45:02,032 Seriously, you can't be happy for me? 714 00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:03,500 You know what, I'm just, 715 00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:05,336 I'm just gonna kind of, uh, leave. 716 00:45:11,910 --> 00:45:13,443 Roddy's waiting. 717 00:45:13,444 --> 00:45:15,579 Helen, I'm standing right here. 718 00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:17,114 Charlotte, please don't, okay? 719 00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:19,984 One of us had to make the first move. 720 00:45:19,985 --> 00:45:22,452 Hey, you're still my best friend. 721 00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:37,935 ♪ You see the moon is bright ♪ 722 00:45:37,936 --> 00:45:41,071 ♪ In that treetop night ♪ 723 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:46,511 ♪ I see the shadows that we cast in the cold, clean light ♪ 724 00:45:47,278 --> 00:45:49,046 ♪ Now my feet are gold ♪ 725 00:45:49,047 --> 00:45:52,150 ♪ And my heart is white ♪ 726 00:46:01,026 --> 00:46:02,927 I ordered pizza, don't judge me. 727 00:46:02,928 --> 00:46:04,628 Why would I judge you? 728 00:46:04,629 --> 00:46:07,431 Well, it's vegan anyway, if that's even possible. 729 00:46:07,432 --> 00:46:09,666 I just figured your brother's out on a date, 730 00:46:09,667 --> 00:46:12,837 and we, we should make it like a girl's night, 731 00:46:12,838 --> 00:46:16,573 treat ourselves, you know, so you don't feel like a FOMO. 732 00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:19,776 A what? 733 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:21,778 Charlotte, I know what a FOMO is. 734 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:24,148 I learned about it on Reddit. 735 00:46:24,149 --> 00:46:25,916 I'll be right down. 736 00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:29,487 Hello, I'm looking for Charlotte. 737 00:46:31,022 --> 00:46:33,657 Sure, hang on a second. 738 00:46:33,658 --> 00:46:34,792 Is it a boy? 739 00:46:35,693 --> 00:46:36,793 Yes. 740 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:37,761 For you? 741 00:46:37,762 --> 00:46:39,129 Yes. 742 00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:41,866 Why didn't you tell me? 743 00:46:41,867 --> 00:46:44,001 I'll hide in Chucky's room, and when the pizza comes, 744 00:46:44,002 --> 00:46:45,669 can you please just slide it under the door? 745 00:46:45,670 --> 00:46:47,804 No, Mom, I need to rinse your hair out! 746 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,239 I can do it, you think 747 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:50,841 I don't know how to wash my own hair? 748 00:46:50,842 --> 00:46:52,376 No, Mom, that's not how it works. 749 00:46:52,377 --> 00:46:54,311 It'll be fine, just pretend I'm not here. 750 00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:55,545 Mom. 751 00:46:57,782 --> 00:46:59,817 Oh, also, I like hot sauce. 752 00:47:06,024 --> 00:47:07,624 Roddy wants his hat back. 753 00:47:07,625 --> 00:47:09,693 What? 754 00:47:09,694 --> 00:47:11,295 I'm kidding, I'm totally kidding. 755 00:47:11,296 --> 00:47:14,465 I bought, uh, dinner, Thai. 756 00:47:17,368 --> 00:47:20,437 Uh, I guess I should have called. 757 00:47:20,438 --> 00:47:26,410 I just was thinking spontaneity would be fun? 758 00:47:26,411 --> 00:47:28,278 Roddy told me you were kind of bummed when Helen moved out, 759 00:47:28,279 --> 00:47:32,350 so I just thought I'd cheer you up? 760 00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:35,153 But you don't even know me. 761 00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:39,389 I'm sorry. 762 00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:42,226 Well, I am trying to get to know you, 763 00:47:42,227 --> 00:47:44,595 you know, if you'll let me. 764 00:47:48,633 --> 00:47:50,634 Give me a second, okay? 765 00:47:50,635 --> 00:47:51,768 Okay. 766 00:47:51,769 --> 00:47:52,769 I'll be back. 767 00:47:52,770 --> 00:47:53,905 All right. 768 00:47:55,173 --> 00:47:56,506 What the F is wrong with you? 769 00:47:56,507 --> 00:47:58,275 He is a very attractive young man. 770 00:47:58,276 --> 00:48:00,277 Oh my God, Mom, you don't even know him. 771 00:48:00,278 --> 00:48:01,878 I'm not deaf, Charlie, I mean, 772 00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:03,780 I could hear what he sounds like, he sounds hot. 773 00:48:03,781 --> 00:48:06,150 Mom! 774 00:48:06,151 --> 00:48:09,053 Are you hung up on some narcissist poet dude 775 00:48:09,054 --> 00:48:11,721 who ghosted you, is that the thing? 776 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:13,190 I'm quoting Helen. 777 00:48:13,191 --> 00:48:15,993 Okay, Charlotte, I need you to sit down. 778 00:48:15,994 --> 00:48:17,694 Um, no. 779 00:48:17,695 --> 00:48:19,563 Okay, okay, don't sit down, 780 00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:21,598 but what I'm going to tell you right now, 781 00:48:21,599 --> 00:48:25,336 I want you to remember and take it with you. 782 00:48:26,704 --> 00:48:27,904 Are you listening? 783 00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:30,874 Once Chucky asked me 784 00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:33,277 if I regretted getting married so young, and I said, 785 00:48:33,278 --> 00:48:36,746 "I have memories, shared memories with your father, 786 00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:39,616 and those go a long way when you're trying 787 00:48:39,617 --> 00:48:42,487 to ignore your own gray flabbiness." 788 00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:48,359 Rinse your hair in 20 minutes, seriously, set a timer. 789 00:48:49,527 --> 00:48:50,428 I love you! 790 00:48:57,568 --> 00:48:59,403 There's this hidden speakeasy place nearby 791 00:48:59,404 --> 00:49:03,608 that has, like, a secret passcode, or a secret knock. 792 00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:07,445 Let's just go for a walk. 793 00:49:11,382 --> 00:49:13,284 Okay. 794 00:49:21,092 --> 00:49:23,228 Been working on my back handspring. 795 00:49:23,694 --> 00:49:26,063 It's kind of tough going upside down, though. 796 00:49:26,064 --> 00:49:28,598 I think I might have torn a muscle. 797 00:49:28,599 --> 00:49:31,469 Shit. 798 00:49:32,370 --> 00:49:34,738 You find a roommate? 799 00:49:34,739 --> 00:49:36,474 Does Roddy do that, normally? 800 00:49:37,442 --> 00:49:39,609 Move in with a girl he just met? 801 00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:43,047 No, never. 802 00:49:43,048 --> 00:49:46,550 Well, it's either gonna be beautiful and amazing, 803 00:49:46,551 --> 00:49:48,952 or it'll go down in a heap of flames. 804 00:49:50,421 --> 00:49:52,290 I think it'll be beautiful and amazing. 805 00:49:54,359 --> 00:49:55,993 Can I show you something? 806 00:50:20,385 --> 00:50:22,652 I'm sorry, I- I thought- I thought it was cool. 807 00:50:22,653 --> 00:50:25,422 I mean, I thought you might like it. 808 00:50:25,423 --> 00:50:27,324 Yeah. 809 00:50:27,325 --> 00:50:30,995 Do you want to keep walking, or? 810 00:50:33,564 --> 00:50:34,465 No. 811 00:50:37,502 --> 00:50:39,003 Can I walk you back? 812 00:50:41,106 --> 00:50:43,173 Yes, thank you. 813 00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:56,786 I'd invite you upstairs, but my mom is upstairs. 814 00:50:56,787 --> 00:51:01,591 It's not like I live with my mom, it's a long story. 815 00:51:01,592 --> 00:51:03,661 I'm not trying to come home with you tonight. 816 00:51:07,532 --> 00:51:09,367 Are you okay? 817 00:51:14,004 --> 00:51:17,675 Well, thank you for taking a walk with me. 818 00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:28,286 Do you even want me to call you anymore? 819 00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:30,388 Yeah. 820 00:51:31,856 --> 00:51:32,723 I do. 821 00:51:42,233 --> 00:51:43,667 Goodnight. 822 00:51:43,668 --> 00:51:44,735 Goodnight. 823 00:52:03,321 --> 00:52:05,222 We got a birthday! 824 00:52:22,273 --> 00:52:25,443 I need you to work a double tomorrow, now that Helen quit. 825 00:52:30,815 --> 00:52:31,882 Sorry, we're closed. 826 00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:44,928 I'm glad I caught you. 827 00:52:44,929 --> 00:52:47,096 Adam said that you worked here, 828 00:52:47,097 --> 00:52:48,465 but I wasn't sure if I'd find you, 829 00:52:48,466 --> 00:52:50,801 or if that was even right. 830 00:52:53,037 --> 00:52:54,170 Stacy. 831 00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:55,573 Yeah, right. 832 00:52:57,342 --> 00:52:59,576 I'm sorry if this is weird. 833 00:52:59,577 --> 00:53:02,011 Are you, like, his girlfriend or something? 834 00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:03,881 No, (laughs) no. 835 00:53:06,651 --> 00:53:08,586 He wanted me to give you this. 836 00:53:10,388 --> 00:53:13,122 Well, he knows where I live, so. 837 00:53:13,123 --> 00:53:14,525 You don't know, do you? 838 00:53:18,396 --> 00:53:20,964 I haven't read it, 839 00:53:20,965 --> 00:53:23,800 but I can stay here while you read it 840 00:53:23,801 --> 00:53:27,671 and maybe answer any of your questions. 841 00:53:27,672 --> 00:53:29,707 I think he wrote it after that night. 842 00:53:42,152 --> 00:53:45,322 Dear Charlotte, I remembered your name just 843 00:53:45,323 --> 00:53:48,091 after you left, so I wrote it down. 844 00:53:48,092 --> 00:53:50,661 I wish I wouldn't have let you go just now . 845 00:53:51,829 --> 00:53:53,831 I hope you come back, but if you don't, 846 00:53:55,199 --> 00:53:56,834 I hope this letter finds you. 847 00:53:58,336 --> 00:54:01,639 Last night was by far and away the best night of my life. 848 00:54:02,907 --> 00:54:06,877 I've never felt so connected to anyone before. 849 00:54:09,213 --> 00:54:12,650 It was the first time I've ever really been afraid to die. 850 00:54:14,819 --> 00:54:17,387 When you made up that story, at first I believed it 851 00:54:17,388 --> 00:54:21,526 and I was confused because it seemed so real , 852 00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:23,894 like a memory . 853 00:54:25,730 --> 00:54:27,832 And then I realized it wasn't true. 854 00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:31,736 I wasn't mad at you, I was sad, 855 00:54:33,571 --> 00:54:35,805 sad that I hadn't met you sooner. 856 00:54:35,806 --> 00:54:37,507 I was sad that it wasn't real 857 00:54:37,508 --> 00:54:39,175 and that I didn't have enough time 858 00:54:39,176 --> 00:54:42,446 on this earth to love you well. 859 00:54:42,447 --> 00:54:45,849 I would have stayed in this loft with you until the very 860 00:54:45,850 --> 00:54:47,518 end if you would have agreed . 861 00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:50,555 I wish I would have asked you. 862 00:54:52,623 --> 00:54:56,960 My days are numbered, lady, I wasn't joking. 863 00:54:56,961 --> 00:54:57,895 Charlotte. 864 00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:04,268 Hi. 865 00:55:06,971 --> 00:55:07,872 Come here. 866 00:55:19,216 --> 00:55:21,285 Why didn't you just tell me? 867 00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:24,855 I guess I was scared you'd run, 868 00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:29,293 or worse, stay with me out of pity. 869 00:55:31,362 --> 00:55:32,830 But here you are. 870 00:55:35,132 --> 00:55:38,101 They operated and got most of the tumor out, 871 00:55:38,102 --> 00:55:44,273 so my brain works better now, but I drool a lot now, too, 872 00:55:44,274 --> 00:55:45,743 so making out is gonna be slobbery. 873 00:55:48,546 --> 00:55:49,579 Charlotte, I'm kidding. 874 00:55:49,580 --> 00:55:50,848 It's okay. 875 00:55:56,987 --> 00:55:58,322 Where's your family? 876 00:55:59,790 --> 00:56:01,692 Why isn't anyone here with you? 877 00:56:03,327 --> 00:56:06,731 My dad can't be pulled away from his job, you know? 878 00:56:08,399 --> 00:56:10,435 It's all too hard on my mom. 879 00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:22,178 Relax, please, you're making me nervous. 880 00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:40,397 My beautiful, beautiful Charlotte. 881 00:56:43,033 --> 00:56:45,803 I'm a ticking fucking time bomb, okay? 882 00:56:47,672 --> 00:56:53,744 I could be enjoying noodles one day, and then, boom. 883 00:56:59,550 --> 00:57:00,984 Please don't run away 884 00:57:00,985 --> 00:57:03,454 before we've had a chance to say goodbye. 885 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:14,163 You know, I was gonna tell you off. 886 00:57:14,164 --> 00:57:16,666 Yeah, well, you'd better hurry up. 887 00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:19,904 Yeah, I was gonna say, 888 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,274 I was gonna say that I'm a grownup 889 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:27,143 and I know what a one night stand is. 890 00:57:27,144 --> 00:57:29,445 Uh-huh, go on. 891 00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:31,380 And that it's really just cowardly 892 00:57:31,381 --> 00:57:33,050 to ghost someone like that. 893 00:57:34,351 --> 00:57:37,286 You should grow a pair and just tell me 894 00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:38,889 that you weren't interested. 895 00:57:40,658 --> 00:57:42,860 But that just seems so stupid now. 896 00:57:44,895 --> 00:57:46,730 So you want to fight? 897 00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:51,602 Adam? 898 00:57:52,336 --> 00:57:53,303 Adam- 899 00:57:53,904 --> 00:57:55,806 I'm gonna need you to move! 900 00:58:17,695 --> 00:58:18,929 Charlotte? 901 00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:22,499 I'm here. 902 00:58:29,707 --> 00:58:31,675 I can't paint anymore. 903 00:59:27,598 --> 00:59:29,098 I'm a mess. 904 00:59:29,099 --> 00:59:31,001 Chucky told me you were here. 905 00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:34,570 He said you quit your job? 906 00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:35,773 So did you. 907 00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:41,679 Adam? 908 00:59:42,780 --> 00:59:44,081 You have a visitor. 909 00:59:50,721 --> 00:59:51,822 Hi. 910 00:59:52,757 --> 00:59:54,291 Yeah, you. 911 00:59:55,726 --> 00:59:57,560 You were wasted. 912 00:59:57,561 --> 00:59:58,696 You remember? 913 01:00:00,397 --> 01:00:01,732 It's foggy. 914 01:00:03,467 --> 01:00:04,635 You should rest. 915 01:00:05,870 --> 01:00:07,136 I'm gonna walk her to the elevator 916 01:00:07,137 --> 01:00:09,139 and I'll be back in a minute, okay? 917 01:00:27,792 --> 01:00:29,726 Careful, Charlie. 918 01:00:29,727 --> 01:00:31,394 What do you mean? 919 01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:33,730 I mean it's nice of you to take pity on him, but- 920 01:00:33,731 --> 01:00:37,000 It's not pity, I'm here because I want to be with him. 921 01:00:37,001 --> 01:00:39,535 Oh my God, wait, what is happening? 922 01:00:39,536 --> 01:00:41,404 Oh my God, Helen. - I know. 923 01:00:41,405 --> 01:00:44,407 I know, I know, I know, it's crazy. 924 01:00:44,408 --> 01:00:47,476 This just didn't feel like the right place to bring it up. 925 01:00:47,477 --> 01:00:49,578 I'm so happy for you. 926 01:00:49,579 --> 01:00:50,848 Thanks, Charlie. 927 01:00:52,850 --> 01:00:54,318 Are you falling for him? 928 01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:58,287 You have your whole life ahead of you. 929 01:00:58,288 --> 01:01:00,523 If everyone would just stop saying that. 930 01:01:04,862 --> 01:01:06,396 I think you should go. 931 01:01:26,450 --> 01:01:29,218 Can he go outside? 932 01:01:29,219 --> 01:01:33,389 Mm-hmm, there's a little track and a garden on four. 933 01:01:33,390 --> 01:01:34,324 No. 934 01:01:35,793 --> 01:01:37,194 Outside outside? 935 01:01:38,929 --> 01:01:40,396 That would be against the agreement 936 01:01:40,397 --> 01:01:41,865 we made with his family. 937 01:01:41,866 --> 01:01:43,566 You'd have to ask his doctor, 938 01:01:43,567 --> 01:01:46,403 and I'm sure she'll say no, I mean, it's a liability. 939 01:01:47,872 --> 01:01:50,908 But he's not otherwise being monitored. 940 01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:53,443 He is. 941 01:02:00,284 --> 01:02:03,253 But, you know, I'm monitoring him from my station, 942 01:02:05,522 --> 01:02:09,092 as long as he's back for meals and medication, 943 01:02:09,093 --> 01:02:12,930 I check in on him every two hours to take his vitals. 944 01:02:19,804 --> 01:02:21,637 And don't tell me what you're doing, 945 01:02:21,638 --> 01:02:23,307 or you make it my liability. 946 01:02:24,909 --> 01:02:26,010 Understood. 947 01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:48,032 ♪ I'm all right today ♪ 948 01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:53,270 ♪ You gonna find a way to cross and you gonna get there ♪ 949 01:02:55,139 --> 01:02:57,506 ♪ And I'm on fire today ♪ 950 01:02:57,507 --> 01:03:02,947 ♪ Ain't no water here to calm or even put me out ♪ 951 01:03:04,849 --> 01:03:07,216 ♪ I'll find a better way ♪ 952 01:03:07,217 --> 01:03:12,489 ♪ Am I crazy or the wind is gonna blow me down ♪ 953 01:03:14,391 --> 01:03:19,228 ♪ I'm gonna leave it all out there to dry ♪ 954 01:03:19,229 --> 01:03:23,732 ♪ I'm gonna leave it all out there ♪ 955 01:03:23,733 --> 01:03:28,671 ♪ I'm gonna leave it all out there to dry up ♪ 956 01:03:28,672 --> 01:03:32,575 ♪ I'm gonna leave it all out there ♪ 957 01:03:35,980 --> 01:03:39,348 Tell me about after we got married. 958 01:03:39,349 --> 01:03:42,685 Well, we went back and had a bunch of babies. 959 01:03:42,686 --> 01:03:44,921 You're skipping too much. 960 01:03:44,922 --> 01:03:47,424 Tell me about, about us. 961 01:03:49,693 --> 01:03:51,460 What did we like to do? 962 01:03:51,461 --> 01:03:52,728 Paint. 963 01:03:52,729 --> 01:03:54,330 Mm-hmm. 964 01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:55,265 And read. 965 01:03:56,466 --> 01:03:58,902 Eat and drink. 966 01:03:58,903 --> 01:04:01,604 Don't forget about sailing. 967 01:04:01,605 --> 01:04:03,172 I taught you how to sail, and every weekend, 968 01:04:03,173 --> 01:04:04,975 we would go out on our boat. 969 01:04:06,810 --> 01:04:08,244 You did? 970 01:04:08,245 --> 01:04:11,348 Mm-hmm, and when they were old enough, 971 01:04:12,682 --> 01:04:14,284 we taught our children, too. 972 01:04:20,290 --> 01:04:22,192 How many children did we have? 973 01:04:23,593 --> 01:04:24,727 Like, five. 974 01:04:24,728 --> 01:04:27,696 Five? 975 01:04:29,233 --> 01:04:31,234 I always thought we would only have two. 976 01:04:31,235 --> 01:04:32,635 Well, we couldn't keep 977 01:04:32,636 --> 01:04:34,303 our hands off each other, obviously. 978 01:04:34,304 --> 01:04:37,073 Mm-hmm, and they're all grown up now, 979 01:04:37,074 --> 01:04:40,444 with their own families, their own lives. 980 01:04:42,112 --> 01:04:45,882 What are they like, our children? 981 01:04:48,485 --> 01:04:49,386 Happy. 982 01:04:52,622 --> 01:04:53,958 It's all we wished for. 983 01:04:55,759 --> 01:04:58,327 We put our love first and it spilled over into them, 984 01:04:58,328 --> 01:05:03,332 and now they're, they're so happy. 985 01:05:03,333 --> 01:05:06,735 Oh, no, no, Charlotte, no. 986 01:05:17,982 --> 01:05:21,184 You have a long life outside of frozen margaritas. 987 01:05:38,602 --> 01:05:39,970 We should get going. 988 01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:57,386 Take his jacket off. 989 01:05:57,387 --> 01:06:00,623 I got it, I got it, Adam. 990 01:06:00,624 --> 01:06:04,994 I didn't picture this part. 991 01:06:07,397 --> 01:06:09,366 I got it, I got it. 992 01:06:10,734 --> 01:06:12,201 Here. 993 01:06:12,202 --> 01:06:13,236 You don't have to do any of this, Charlotte. 994 01:06:13,237 --> 01:06:14,237 You should just leave. 995 01:06:14,238 --> 01:06:15,204 Adam. 996 01:06:15,205 --> 01:06:16,273 Just leave! 997 01:06:23,647 --> 01:06:24,948 You have fun today? 998 01:06:28,418 --> 01:06:29,518 You think about what you would have done 999 01:06:29,519 --> 01:06:31,355 if he hit his head on the curb? 1000 01:06:32,722 --> 01:06:35,559 Or how to stop him from swallowing his own tongue? 1001 01:06:40,597 --> 01:06:41,965 I'm sorry. 1002 01:06:43,967 --> 01:06:46,969 When he wakes up, he'll be in a better mood. 1003 01:06:46,970 --> 01:06:48,505 Can't say the same for me. 1004 01:07:05,955 --> 01:07:07,457 Are you awake? 1005 01:07:10,494 --> 01:07:11,595 No. 1006 01:07:20,904 --> 01:07:22,672 Can I wake you up? 1007 01:07:24,441 --> 01:07:26,809 What if one of the nurses walks in? 1008 01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:27,744 Shh. 1009 01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:35,818 I'll be quiet. 1010 01:07:52,169 --> 01:07:55,638 So I read about this new clinical trial 1011 01:07:55,639 --> 01:07:57,507 that you would be perfect for. 1012 01:08:02,879 --> 01:08:05,748 Do you prefer the red Jell-O or the green Jell-O? 1013 01:08:05,749 --> 01:08:08,217 Nurse Leah could probably hook us up. 1014 01:08:08,218 --> 01:08:10,086 I think she's back in tonight. 1015 01:08:11,521 --> 01:08:12,921 Personally, I prefer the red, 1016 01:08:12,922 --> 01:08:14,623 even though I think- - Charlotte, stop. 1017 01:08:14,624 --> 01:08:15,991 - They're probably all just- - Stop, stop. 1018 01:08:15,992 --> 01:08:17,726 The same flavor- 1019 01:08:17,727 --> 01:08:19,496 Stop, Charlotte, just stop pushing the chair for a second! 1020 01:08:22,199 --> 01:08:23,300 What? 1021 01:08:25,569 --> 01:08:29,071 I need you to take me somewhere now 1022 01:08:29,072 --> 01:08:33,443 because I need to do something besides just sit here. 1023 01:08:34,211 --> 01:08:35,545 Adam, I can't. 1024 01:08:38,482 --> 01:08:39,816 Let's go on a trip. 1025 01:08:42,352 --> 01:08:45,354 Okay, where are we going? 1026 01:08:45,355 --> 01:08:47,356 Charlotte, I'm serious. 1027 01:08:47,357 --> 01:08:51,661 This place isn't extending my life in any way. 1028 01:08:53,997 --> 01:08:55,331 You can't just leave. 1029 01:08:55,332 --> 01:08:58,735 I can't just sit here 1030 01:09:00,237 --> 01:09:02,406 and wait to die. 1031 01:09:05,175 --> 01:09:06,276 I can't. 1032 01:09:08,044 --> 01:09:10,113 Go on one last trip with me, 1033 01:09:12,249 --> 01:09:14,318 and then we'll talk about the trial. 1034 01:09:34,338 --> 01:09:35,639 Chucky, are you home? 1035 01:09:44,814 --> 01:09:46,682 Were you waiting for me to take care of these? 1036 01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:49,017 I'm making a pile for Dad. 1037 01:09:49,018 --> 01:09:51,153 He offered to help us out while you find a new job 1038 01:09:51,154 --> 01:09:52,655 and I finish school. 1039 01:09:52,656 --> 01:09:55,524 You told him I quit my job? 1040 01:09:55,525 --> 01:09:57,125 Yeah, and that you're taking care 1041 01:09:57,126 --> 01:09:59,295 of some dude with cancer. 1042 01:09:59,296 --> 01:10:01,764 You told him that, dick. 1043 01:10:01,765 --> 01:10:07,736 No, I said that what I thought you were doing was kind. 1044 01:10:08,938 --> 01:10:09,873 It's big of you. 1045 01:10:11,441 --> 01:10:13,008 You should call and thank them. 1046 01:10:13,009 --> 01:10:15,478 Of course I will, dipshit. 1047 01:10:15,479 --> 01:10:17,179 I'm gonna call them right now. 1048 01:10:25,121 --> 01:10:26,922 Hello? 1049 01:10:26,923 --> 01:10:31,194 Thank you so much for offering to help, Dad. 1050 01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:33,297 You're welcome, kiddo. 1051 01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:35,097 I'm worried about you, though. 1052 01:10:35,098 --> 01:10:37,500 This isn't some bleeding heart charity case, 1053 01:10:37,501 --> 01:10:39,234 Dad, I promise. 1054 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:41,704 I know, which is why 1055 01:10:41,705 --> 01:10:43,839 I'm worried about you. 1056 01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:45,842 You don't think I can handle it? 1057 01:10:47,311 --> 01:10:49,746 I don't think anyone could handle it. 1058 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:57,987 Your mother thinks you're doing the right thing. 1059 01:10:59,556 --> 01:11:01,457 Hello ? 1060 01:11:01,458 --> 01:11:02,992 Please thank her for me. 1061 01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:07,029 Just know whatever happens, I will figure it out 1062 01:11:07,030 --> 01:11:08,465 and I will pay you back. 1063 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:12,736 I know. 1064 01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:29,184 What? 1065 01:11:40,464 --> 01:11:42,431 You made it. 1066 01:11:45,469 --> 01:11:47,603 Thank God, if you had stood me up, 1067 01:11:47,604 --> 01:11:49,973 I probably would have ended it right here. 1068 01:11:51,941 --> 01:11:53,342 How did you? 1069 01:11:53,343 --> 01:11:55,444 They can't make you stay. 1070 01:11:55,445 --> 01:11:56,845 They make it hard for you to leave, 1071 01:11:56,846 --> 01:11:59,949 but they can't make you stay. 1072 01:12:01,217 --> 01:12:02,318 You ready? 1073 01:12:03,353 --> 01:12:04,788 Look. 1074 01:12:15,365 --> 01:12:16,900 You don't have to answer. 1075 01:12:20,604 --> 01:12:23,840 It really doesn't matter what happens next. 1076 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:28,578 You are my perfect right now. 1077 01:12:35,985 --> 01:12:38,422 Yes. 1078 01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:43,827 A thousand times yes. 1079 01:12:54,337 --> 01:12:56,506 Should we go on our honeymoon? 1080 01:12:57,807 --> 01:12:59,374 Where are we going? 1081 01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:00,710 It's a surprise. 1082 01:13:36,580 --> 01:13:38,014 It's too much. 1083 01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:42,718 I'm gonna need your help. 1084 01:15:12,542 --> 01:15:13,777 It's okay. 1085 01:15:15,044 --> 01:15:15,945 It's okay. 1086 01:15:45,441 --> 01:15:46,843 Are you scared? 1087 01:15:52,281 --> 01:15:54,784 Have you thought about what happens after? 1088 01:15:57,921 --> 01:15:59,287 I'll tell you what I believe 1089 01:15:59,288 --> 01:16:02,925 as long as you promise not to be sad. 1090 01:16:02,926 --> 01:16:05,929 We're supposed to be getting away from all that sadness. 1091 01:16:15,004 --> 01:16:19,208 I think when it's over, it's lights out, baby. 1092 01:16:24,648 --> 01:16:28,818 God. I think you're wrong. 1093 01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:32,021 Explain. 1094 01:16:34,891 --> 01:16:39,162 I think your artwork, our memories, 1095 01:16:41,030 --> 01:16:44,901 the memories people have of us, they make us immortal. 1096 01:16:46,636 --> 01:16:48,104 When you love someone, 1097 01:16:49,472 --> 01:16:53,677 your family, friends, partners, 1098 01:16:57,313 --> 01:17:00,148 it's like planting little seedlings 1099 01:17:00,149 --> 01:17:02,118 of yourself inside their heart. 1100 01:17:11,661 --> 01:17:12,762 I like that. 1101 01:17:16,299 --> 01:17:19,868 I want you to say to me that you'll be okay 1102 01:17:19,869 --> 01:17:22,972 and that you'll move on, you'll find someone else. 1103 01:17:24,941 --> 01:17:26,710 I've already told you that. 1104 01:17:28,745 --> 01:17:30,612 I need to believe it. 1105 01:17:35,084 --> 01:17:37,320 I'm afraid if you believe it, that you'll let go. 1106 01:17:39,188 --> 01:17:41,891 I don't think it works that way, doll face. 1107 01:18:26,002 --> 01:18:27,436 Just to manage the pain. 1108 01:18:32,776 --> 01:18:34,243 Okay. 1109 01:18:36,946 --> 01:18:38,447 I applied for that trial. 1110 01:18:39,482 --> 01:18:40,383 I didn't make it. 1111 01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:45,688 I'm sorry. 1112 01:19:05,441 --> 01:19:08,211 Thank you for taking me here . 1113 01:19:21,190 --> 01:19:24,327 I'm not quite done yet, thank you very much. 1114 01:19:25,528 --> 01:19:26,429 Sorry. 1115 01:19:28,764 --> 01:19:29,866 We should sleep. 1116 01:19:33,069 --> 01:19:35,004 Have you ever played this game? 1117 01:19:39,542 --> 01:19:40,443 Which one? 1118 01:19:41,845 --> 01:19:43,012 Say something. 1119 01:19:43,712 --> 01:19:44,814 Anything. 1120 01:19:45,915 --> 01:19:47,383 - Hello. - Hello. 1121 01:19:49,385 --> 01:19:50,887 - Hello. - Hello. 1122 01:19:51,654 --> 01:19:52,822 - Hello. - Hello. 1123 01:19:54,123 --> 01:19:55,623 - Hello. - Hello. 1124 01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:00,562 - Stop. - Stop. 1125 01:20:00,563 --> 01:20:02,899 - Ha ha, stop, stop. - Stop, stop. 1126 01:20:07,403 --> 01:20:10,373 - My name is Charlotte. - My name is Charlotte. 1127 01:20:12,175 --> 01:20:13,442 - Stop. - Stop. 1128 01:20:14,543 --> 01:20:16,845 - I'm a- - I'm a- 1129 01:20:16,846 --> 01:20:18,514 - No, you are. - No, you are. 1130 01:20:21,450 --> 01:20:23,118 - My name is Adam- - My name is Adam 1131 01:20:23,119 --> 01:20:24,752 and I'm a dummy heady. - And I'm a dummy head. 1132 01:20:32,595 --> 01:20:35,964 Can we take a break, rest for a bit? 1133 01:20:47,743 --> 01:20:50,212 Thank you for taking me here. 1134 01:22:20,136 --> 01:22:22,271 Sweetie, it's time to get dressed. 1135 01:22:29,178 --> 01:22:30,279 You okay, kid? 1136 01:22:33,249 --> 01:22:37,019 Just blink twice if you can hear me 1137 01:22:37,020 --> 01:22:38,454 so I know you're still alive. 1138 01:22:43,359 --> 01:22:45,294 I just need to be alone. 1139 01:22:49,132 --> 01:22:50,233 I'm sorry. 1140 01:23:07,583 --> 01:23:10,752 Hey, love, lovey. 1141 01:23:10,753 --> 01:23:12,054 Mom. 1142 01:23:12,055 --> 01:23:14,157 Okay. 1143 01:23:17,026 --> 01:23:18,127 Charlotte. 1144 01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:21,529 Honey? 1145 01:23:21,530 --> 01:23:24,466 I want you to know what you did 1146 01:23:24,467 --> 01:23:29,505 for that young man was very kind. 1147 01:23:31,707 --> 01:23:36,178 But he never had a chance to annoy you. 1148 01:23:36,179 --> 01:23:39,547 You never had the chance to fight. 1149 01:23:39,548 --> 01:23:42,684 I'm sorry that you didn't get that. 1150 01:23:45,921 --> 01:23:47,955 That didn't come out right. 1151 01:23:47,956 --> 01:23:51,427 No, Mom, it's fine, I, 1152 01:23:52,561 --> 01:23:54,563 I just need to be alone right now. 1153 01:24:06,075 --> 01:24:10,446 Charlie, sweetie, it's time to get up. 1154 01:24:15,751 --> 01:24:16,652 Oh. 1155 01:24:23,058 --> 01:24:25,261 You've been asleep for days. 1156 01:24:31,167 --> 01:24:33,436 I made you a bowl of Cap'n Crunch. 1157 01:24:34,603 --> 01:24:36,639 Can you come and have some, please? 1158 01:24:44,213 --> 01:24:45,314 Come. 1159 01:24:51,354 --> 01:24:54,457 Just one bite, it'll make you feel better. 1160 01:24:56,091 --> 01:24:57,193 One bite. 1161 01:25:06,535 --> 01:25:11,574 That's good, that's all you gotta do, one bite at a time. 1162 01:25:12,908 --> 01:25:13,809 Try another. 1163 01:25:21,217 --> 01:25:24,352 I was thinking we could have a slumber-jumber tonight. 1164 01:25:24,353 --> 01:25:27,089 Roddy's away, so it'll just be you and me. 1165 01:25:32,361 --> 01:25:34,562 Do you want to color my hair? 1166 01:25:34,563 --> 01:25:36,164 I'm getting really sick of these roots 1167 01:25:36,165 --> 01:25:37,799 and I was thinking for the wedding, 1168 01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:40,269 I could go red, what do you think? 1169 01:25:42,004 --> 01:25:47,542 I could do that, you'd look good as a redhead. 1170 01:25:47,543 --> 01:25:50,879 I'm sorry, I know it's not the best timing in the world. 1171 01:25:52,014 --> 01:25:55,317 No, it's fine, you didn't plan it this way. 1172 01:25:55,318 --> 01:25:57,420 I was really hoping you'd be there. 1173 01:25:58,954 --> 01:26:01,189 I know this is so hard and I am so sorry 1174 01:26:01,190 --> 01:26:02,324 for everything you have been through- 1175 01:26:02,325 --> 01:26:03,991 Stop it, it's okay, Helen. 1176 01:26:03,992 --> 01:26:05,760 I just really need you there. 1177 01:26:05,761 --> 01:26:09,664 You're my best friend and I know I've been a shit friend, 1178 01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:12,400 but it's not gonna be the same without you- 1179 01:26:12,401 --> 01:26:13,669 Helen, stop. 1180 01:26:15,471 --> 01:26:16,572 It'll be fine. 1181 01:26:18,341 --> 01:26:20,343 I am going to be fine. 1182 01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:32,287 I will be there. 1183 01:26:48,737 --> 01:26:54,176 ♪ It ain't all right, the hardness of my head ♪ 1184 01:26:57,846 --> 01:27:01,148 ♪ Now close your eyes and spin around ♪ 1185 01:27:01,149 --> 01:27:05,019 ♪ Say, hard times, you could find ♪ 1186 01:27:05,020 --> 01:27:10,493 ♪ That it ain't the way that you want ♪ 1187 01:27:11,627 --> 01:27:16,030 ♪ But it's still all right ♪ 1188 01:27:18,934 --> 01:27:22,404 ♪ They say you learn a lot out there ♪ 1189 01:27:22,405 --> 01:27:25,139 ♪ How to scorch and burn ♪ 1190 01:27:25,140 --> 01:27:28,676 ♪ Gonna have to bury your friends ♪ 1191 01:27:28,677 --> 01:27:31,613 ♪ And then you'll find it gets worse ♪ 1192 01:27:31,614 --> 01:27:34,816 ♪ Standing out on a ledge ♪ 1193 01:27:34,817 --> 01:27:37,785 ♪ With no way to get down ♪ 1194 01:27:37,786 --> 01:27:43,258 ♪ You start praying for wings to grow ♪ 1195 01:27:44,827 --> 01:27:47,061 ♪ Oh, baby, just let go ♪ 1196 01:28:14,222 --> 01:28:15,757 Are you waiting for someone? 1197 01:28:15,758 --> 01:28:16,692 Hi. 1198 01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:20,696 Hello. 1199 01:28:22,598 --> 01:28:24,733 How are you doing? 1200 01:28:28,103 --> 01:28:30,606 I don't really know how to answer that. 1201 01:28:32,475 --> 01:28:34,710 I'll make it easier, let's play a game. 1202 01:28:36,211 --> 01:28:41,583 Truth or dare, if you don't want to answer the question 1203 01:28:41,584 --> 01:28:45,654 or do the dare, you take a shot, okay? 1204 01:28:46,622 --> 01:28:50,892 I'll go first, I pick dare. 1205 01:28:50,893 --> 01:28:54,862 I dare you to do your mascot routine to the rabbi. 1206 01:28:54,863 --> 01:28:58,633 Oh, my, we're gonna need the whole bottle. 1207 01:29:01,404 --> 01:29:02,538 Ugh. 1208 01:29:07,175 --> 01:29:08,076 Your turn. 1209 01:29:09,177 --> 01:29:10,078 Truth. 1210 01:29:13,382 --> 01:29:14,950 Where have you been hiding? 1211 01:29:17,620 --> 01:29:18,854 I got married. 1212 01:29:22,691 --> 01:29:25,560 Helen said as much. 1213 01:29:25,561 --> 01:29:28,431 Sort of, well, not legally, but in here. 1214 01:29:30,533 --> 01:29:32,868 Now I am a widow. 1215 01:29:35,303 --> 01:29:36,505 It's heavy, I know. 1216 01:29:38,140 --> 01:29:41,876 I'm really sorry you had to go through that. 1217 01:29:41,877 --> 01:29:44,847 I didn't mean to ghost you, it's just, 1218 01:29:45,981 --> 01:29:48,850 that was happening, and- - You don't, 1219 01:29:48,851 --> 01:29:51,919 you don't owe me an explanation. 1220 01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:55,791 I get it, just bad timing, that's all. 1221 01:29:59,327 --> 01:30:00,963 Do you believe in soulmates? 1222 01:30:02,130 --> 01:30:04,099 I think so, I do. 1223 01:30:06,001 --> 01:30:09,203 I think you can have more than one, 1224 01:30:09,204 --> 01:30:11,172 just like you can have on than one career, 1225 01:30:11,173 --> 01:30:15,677 more than one hobby, more than one favorite food. 1226 01:30:15,678 --> 01:30:17,713 Mm, mm-hmm. 1227 01:30:19,181 --> 01:30:22,283 Different people connect to different parts of us. 1228 01:30:24,553 --> 01:30:27,955 Wait, it's my turn. 1229 01:30:27,956 --> 01:30:29,758 But we're out of booze now. 1230 01:30:31,460 --> 01:30:33,161 Okay, then come dance with me. 1231 01:30:48,577 --> 01:30:51,947 T o Charlotte's second husband, whoever you are, 1232 01:30:52,981 --> 01:30:54,716 we all know that marriage often leads 1233 01:30:54,717 --> 01:30:57,052 to one person taking care of the other. 1234 01:30:58,220 --> 01:31:00,656 Hopefully it goes something like this . 1235 01:31:01,990 --> 01:31:06,761 At the end, you're in Florida in a sun-filled home 1236 01:31:06,762 --> 01:31:09,631 with slanted ceilings decorated in pastels 1237 01:31:09,632 --> 01:31:12,900 and plastic flowers. 1238 01:31:12,901 --> 01:31:15,570 Eventually one of you takes care of the other until 1239 01:31:15,571 --> 01:31:18,641 the end, but the one who is left will follow soon, 1240 01:31:19,742 --> 01:31:21,142 and you'll meet up in the same place 1241 01:31:21,143 --> 01:31:22,545 you've been meeting all these years, 1242 01:31:22,778 --> 01:31:26,781 which is somewhere in the middle 1243 01:31:26,782 --> 01:31:29,652 with a memory of youth close by. 1244 01:31:31,419 --> 01:31:33,821 She gave me this gift before she could have 1245 01:31:33,822 --> 01:31:37,626 possibly had the wisdom to understand its meaning. 1246 01:31:39,061 --> 01:31:43,699 I just wanted to say, I hope you know how lucky you are. 1247 01:31:46,034 --> 01:31:48,270 ♪ Don't need no golden ring ♪ 1248 01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:51,573 ♪ It'd be no match for the love you'd bring ♪ 1249 01:31:51,574 --> 01:31:56,812 ♪ From London to Tennessee ♪ 1250 01:31:58,080 --> 01:32:01,983 ♪ And we could catch a train to another life ♪ 1251 01:32:01,984 --> 01:32:04,418 ♪ On a whim under the moonlight ♪ 1252 01:32:04,419 --> 01:32:09,892 ♪ I promise you, will you promise me ♪ 1253 01:32:11,794 --> 01:32:15,129 ♪ Our last names on a wooden sign ♪ 1254 01:32:15,130 --> 01:32:20,368 ♪ Arm in arm where the river starts to wind ♪ 1255 01:32:21,136 --> 01:32:23,437 ♪ Forever by your side ♪ 1256 01:32:23,438 --> 01:32:27,008 ♪ But I don't want to be a bride ♪ 1257 01:32:27,009 --> 01:32:30,778 ♪ Apologies to each other ♪ 1258 01:32:30,779 --> 01:32:34,015 ♪ I wanna be your girl ♪ 1259 01:32:34,016 --> 01:32:36,884 ♪ And spend this life with you ♪ 1260 01:32:36,885 --> 01:32:40,354 ♪ But I don't want to wear white ♪ 1261 01:32:40,355 --> 01:32:43,390 ♪ Oh, you know it's too late for that ♪ 1262 01:32:43,391 --> 01:32:47,561 ♪ But can we keep the ever after ♪ 1263 01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:50,564 ♪ Oh, could it be ♪ 1264 01:32:50,565 --> 01:32:52,667 ♪ Just you and me ♪ 1265 01:32:54,136 --> 01:33:00,775 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 1266 01:33:00,776 --> 01:33:04,211 ♪ Mm, mm ♪ 1267 01:33:04,212 --> 01:33:09,685 ♪ We will live like kings under lavender ♪ 1268 01:33:12,921 --> 01:33:16,023 ♪ Skies ♪ 1269 01:33:16,024 --> 01:33:19,026 ♪ Skies, we will ♪ 1270 01:33:19,027 --> 01:33:24,299 ♪ Live like kings under lavender ♪ 1271 01:33:25,934 --> 01:33:29,170 ♪ Skies ♪ 1272 01:33:29,171 --> 01:33:31,873 ♪ Skies, we will ♪ 1273 01:33:31,874 --> 01:33:34,942 ♪ Built a poem, we kept a rhyme ♪ 1274 01:33:34,943 --> 01:33:37,912 ♪ Wrapped our love in golden twine ♪ 1275 01:33:37,913 --> 01:33:43,185 ♪ And we wrote, we wrote a legacy ♪ 1276 01:33:44,252 --> 01:33:46,121 ♪ Just you and me, skies, we will ♪ 1277 01:33:46,354 --> 01:33:50,157 ♪ We will live like kings under lavender ♪ 1278 01:33:50,158 --> 01:33:52,426 ♪ Just you and me ♪ 1279 01:33:52,427 --> 01:33:55,462 ♪ Skies ♪ 1280 01:33:55,463 --> 01:33:58,333 ♪ Skies, we will ♪ 91392