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So, our new neighbors--
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is it that Zak has two wives
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or that each woman has
a wife and a husband?
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Maybe Sara and
Allison are in love
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and they just found a guy
to fix stuff.
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Looks like they're
going somewhere.
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Mm. Probably
some weird supermarket
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that caters to
three-way relationships.
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Why would they have that?
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I don't know, Calvin.
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I have one husband
and you have one wife.
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You got that? Till death.
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And even after.
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Yeah. I mean, two wives.
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Could you imagine how long
this poor guy's in Target?
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The logistics
must be complicated.
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Who do you think sleeps
in the middle of the bed?
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I mean, if the middle person
has to pee,
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do they have
to crawl off the end?
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I bet they have
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at least a California king.
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Me and Tina got
a California king.
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And it's full.
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So don't get any ideas.
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Hey, hey.
Hey. Hello, hello.
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Hi, baby.
Hey, Mom.
Hey, Marty,
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you're a scientist.
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Would you tell your mother
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that orgies aren't contagious?
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Orgies?
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No, no, no. N-Not orgies.
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You know our new neighbors?
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Zak and Sara.
Yeah, Zak and Allison.
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Who's Allison?
Who's Sara?
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- Now you're caught up.
- Yeah.
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Well, it turns out
they're a throuple.
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Is that a real word
or did you just make that up?
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Eh, either answer will upset me.
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Oh, Mama, it's 2025.
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Those types of,
uh, relationships
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are not a big deal.
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It's just one iteration
of a modern,
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ethical nonmonogamous polycule.
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You know, you can use all
the fancy words you want.
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That ain't nothing
but a old-school freak-fest.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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So, Courtney and her mom
in Laguna Beach
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for the whole week?
Yeah.
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Are you gonna miss your baby?
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Oh. I mean, I wouldn't exactly
call her my baby. I mean,
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sure, we are raising
a child together.
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But I-I don't think we're
ready for, like, pet names
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or titles or anything.
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No, no, no.
'Cause I was talking
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about your actual baby.
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Daphne. My niece.
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Uh, yeah. Of... Daph-Daphne.
Of course.
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Here you go.
Oh, thanks.
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And I'm sorry,
I couldn't help overhearing--
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you have a baby?
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Oh, yeah. Check it out.
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Isn't she cute?
Oh.
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So cute.
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So where is she going
to preschool?
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What?
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She's only five months old.
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You know, it's a little early
for preschool.
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But she is enrolled
somewhere, right?
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What are you asking?
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I've already applied my little
Charles to three schools.
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They fill up so fast.
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His safety school
is in Orange County.
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God forbid.
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Okay. Uh...
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I'm just the uncle,
but, uh...
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we are just talking
about preschool here, right?
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Preschools that feed into
the best elementary schools.
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And if you don't get
into one of those,
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you can forget
about Harvard Law.
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Courtney and I
just started Mommy and Me.
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We had no idea we were behind.
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Our daughter
doesn't even have a tooth.
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Many of my friends, they
submitted their applications
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before they even
conceived, so...
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Many of her friends sound crazy.
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I don't think
it's crazy at all.
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Other babies are trying
to steal Daphne's spot
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at an Ivy League-accredited
nursery.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi.
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Hi.
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Dave, right?
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Do you and Calvin
have a pickleball match?
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Uh, that's the thing-- Calvin
will not be playing anymore.
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But I wanted Zak and Sara
to know that I am still in.
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For pickleball.
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Ah.
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Well...
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since I have you alone,
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could I ask you something?
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Yeah, sure.
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It's a little awkward.
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I hope you can be discreet.
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I'm not used
to being this forward.
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Oh, boy.
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I was worried this might happen.
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I understand, obviously, that I
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exude a certain
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sexual energy...
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...that is difficult--
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nay, impossible-- to resist.
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And while I'm
not judging
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your personal choice
to live in a polycule...
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you should
know that I'm a married man--
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nay, happily married man.
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Oh, my God.
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You think I'm hitting on you?
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It's not that funny.
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No.
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No, you're right.
It just struck me as ridiculous.
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We were actually thinking
about Calvin.
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Calvin?
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I know he's married,
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but is he open-minded?
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Cavlin would die
before he cheated on Tina.
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Maybe because
she would kill him.
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He wouldn't be cheating.
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If she wanted to be a part
of it, she could be, too.
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Okay. Let me...
So, so...
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So I'm not involved
in any version of this?
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Ooh. Malcolm. Malcolm,
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do you have any connections
to any famous people?
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Like the mayor or Mark Cuban?
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Michelle Obama?
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Yeah, Marty, let me hit them up
in the group chat.
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Don't toy with me, Malcolm.
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I need a letter
of recommendation
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to get Daphne into
these elite preschools.
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You should see this application.
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Uh, Marty, you are
a scientist, man.
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You remember
what preschool we went to?
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Our grandmama's house.
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Okay?
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And we turned out just fine.
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We learned everything
a two-year-old needs to know.
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Look, man, all I remember
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is I was the only four-year-old
watching Guiding Light.
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I loved Reva Shayne.
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But I want more
than that for Daphne.
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Wait, wait. Okay.
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What preschool
is this anyway?
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The Center for Early Excellence.
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Yes. U.S. News & World Report
ranked The Center
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the number one school
in California
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for students under four.
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Where's my wallet?
Whoa. Uh, why?
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Because you have to pay the
application fee just to visit.
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What?
Marty, that is a scam.
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Look, why don't you go talk
to Gemma, all right?
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Ask her about it
before you give somebody
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your credit card number.
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'Kay. That's a good idea.
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But we should hurry.
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'Cause I just gave it.
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Marty.
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Wow.
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You are
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putting on quite the show.
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'Scuse me?
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I'm just saying--
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out here,
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flaunting what you got.
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All glistenin'.
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Uh, what-what makes you think
you can talk to me like that?
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I'm sorry. Look, apparently,
you can't help it.
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You've got raw animal magnetism.
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Again,
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what makes you think
you can talk to me like that?
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Calvin.
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They want you.
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Who?
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The throuple.
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The polycule.
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Wait.
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They said that?
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I know.
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I couldn't believe
it either.
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I mean, it's-it's
not hard to believe.
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I mean, who wouldn't want
a chocolate bear claw like me?
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You know?
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Hey, guys.
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Nothing.
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We didn't ask you anything.
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Huh. What's going on?
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Nothing.
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Look, Tina,
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apparently, things have gotten
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a little more complicated
with our new neighbors.
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How so?
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Well, the throuple...
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they want your boy to...
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join they little thing.
You know.
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I-I knew it.
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I knew it.
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Tina, calm down.
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Uh, maybe it's just
a misunderstanding.
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Oh, no, no, no.
It is not a misunderstanding.
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They said they want Calvin
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and they didn't want me.
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Can you believe that?
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Of course.
Yeah, sure.
No.
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Okay, all right, look.
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On the bright side,
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you have nothing
to worry about.
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The throuple is no threat
to our relationship.
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Phew.
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I told you, Calvin.
What?
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I told you they were freaks.
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What are you out here doing?
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Shaking what
your mama gave you.
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What-what are you doing?
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Playing with the hose.
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Listen, man,
cover yourself up.
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You know, I'm going
over there
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and I'm gonna tear
those freaks three new ones.
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Tina, slow down, all right?
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Let me and Dave handle this.
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All right? We'll
just go over there
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and we'll let 'em know
that we are just normal,
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traditional, old-school
neighbors. Nothing more.
Mm-hmm.
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Okay?
You go over there and you say
what you got to say
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and you get your butt
right back here.
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All right.
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Don't lollygag
and don't dillydally.
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Huh.
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All right. Tina,
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don't worry. Look,
they're not gonna gobble up
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your sweet little
chocolate bear claw.
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What makes you think you can
talk about my husband like that?
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Okay, Marty,
deep breath.
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I know these applications
are stressful,
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but everything's gonna work out.
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Yeah, but you don't know
how hard it is
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to get into The Center.
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The Center for Early Excellence?
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Yeah. Girl...
You didn't tell me
it was The C-double-E!
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Everybody wants
to get in there.
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Oh, dear God,
not you, too, Gemma.
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Okay, first
question,
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"What has your child contributed
to their community?"
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Are you kidding me?
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The only question on a preschool
application should be
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"Are you a baby?"
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Okay, here's what you write.
Okay.
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"Daphne's a real go-getter.
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"She's naturally curious,
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and she's passionate about
her ocean-themed crib mobile."
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That tells 'em
she cares about the environment
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but she's not, like,
in your face with it.
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"What are your child's
special abilities?"
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Ooh. I know.
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She can chew on her toes.
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Okay, you know what?
Yeah.
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Let's take this in
the other room, Gemma.
266
00:10:52,050 --> 00:10:53,520
Malcolm, when
Daphne's older,
267
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,480
I'm-a tell her you
didn't believe in her.
268
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:01,860
Oh, that's great.
269
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,860
Oh, it feels so good. Oh.
270
00:11:07,530 --> 00:11:08,930
Oh. Calvin!
271
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,800
Dave.
272
00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,340
Hey, Zak, hey.
273
00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:18,370
Look, uh, we need
to talk a-about things.
274
00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:19,640
Yeah, sure thing, neighbor.
275
00:11:19,740 --> 00:11:20,840
Good. Good.
276
00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:22,410
That's it right there.
That's it.
277
00:11:22,540 --> 00:11:24,250
That's exactly
how I'd like to keep it.
278
00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:26,720
You know, just neighbors.
279
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,380
Okay.
280
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,050
And-and I am flattered,
281
00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:32,420
Okay? You got
282
00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,260
good taste,
my man.
283
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,990
Very limited taste,
but whatever.
284
00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:40,100
David, come on.
285
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,760
Look, here's the thing, Zak.
286
00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:43,870
Um, I'm a happily married man.
287
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:46,430
And I've got more woman
than I can handle
288
00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:48,800
as it is right now.
289
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:53,210
You came over
to tell us that?
290
00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:54,540
Yeah. Yeah.
291
00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:57,950
And I can see
your disappointed, Sara,
292
00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,280
so, um...
293
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,620
Just hope there's
no hard feelings.
294
00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,550
Yeah, no hard feelings
from me, either.
295
00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:06,190
Not that anyone asked.
296
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:08,790
Even though I still have
all my hair, all my teeth.
297
00:12:08,890 --> 00:12:11,130
And do you know how rare it is
for a man my age
298
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,660
to be able to do a backflip?
299
00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:15,200
Dave. Come on.
Dave, come on.
300
00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:16,730
What's going on here?
301
00:12:16,830 --> 00:12:17,970
Oh, well, uh,
302
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,940
look, I know
that you guys want me
303
00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:22,470
to be a part of your little
"situation" here.
304
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,970
And by "situation," you mean...?
305
00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:27,310
Your-your group,
your team activities.
306
00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:30,310
You know, the way
you guys intertwine.
307
00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:34,880
Oh. So, you think
because we're polyamorous,
308
00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:38,150
we want just anybody
and everybody to join in?
309
00:12:39,090 --> 00:12:41,720
Well, I wouldn't
consider myself anybody.
310
00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:43,290
I mean, hell,
311
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,530
Allison invited me.
312
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,430
Allison?
Wait. What?
313
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,140
Okay, yes, I invited him.
314
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,770
How could you do that
without consulting us?
315
00:12:58,770 --> 00:13:01,610
I just wanted a little attention
from you two for once.
316
00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:05,050
Obviously, I would never
invite him in a million years.
317
00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:10,390
Uh, a million years?
That's a lot.
318
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,990
Isn't this insane?
I told you you had to see it.
319
00:13:16,090 --> 00:13:18,160
Was that Harry Connick Jr.
in the hallway?
320
00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:20,830
Yes. He teaches tambourine.
321
00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:23,330
I'm telling you, man.
322
00:13:23,430 --> 00:13:25,600
This gonna open doors for Daphne
we didn't even know existed.
323
00:13:27,270 --> 00:13:29,300
Hello. Who might we be?
324
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:33,510
Ah. Uh, we be Marty Butler
and this is my brother Malcolm.
325
00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:35,980
Oh, Daphne's father.
Yes.
326
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,650
Oh, her application
was very impressive.
327
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,480
Yeah, her curiosity
about climate change
328
00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:41,080
really came across.
329
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:46,450
She understands our
children are our future.
330
00:13:46,550 --> 00:13:47,520
Yes.
331
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:49,620
Because she is a child.
332
00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:53,930
Don't make me regret
bringing you here, Malcolm.
333
00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:56,530
Like I regret coming?
334
00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:59,770
Uh, this-this is just
a big change for us.
Oh.
335
00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:01,400
'Cause our preschool
was Guiding Light.
336
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:04,040
Oh, I don't know that one.
Is that in Pasadena?
337
00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:07,480
No, no. Uh, CBS.
338
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,850
All you and Zak
ever do is play pickleball.
339
00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:14,680
I hate that stupid game.
340
00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:16,220
Why didn't you just
talk to us?
341
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,420
I can't talk to you.
342
00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:19,290
You spend all day
on this court.
343
00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:21,320
Hiyah!
344
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,930
Okay, you have been
345
00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:28,600
at this freak show way too long.
Come on, let's go.
346
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:29,900
Uh, Tina, calm down.
347
00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:32,870
And Gemma, please,
I don't want to hear...
348
00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:36,370
Did Gemma not come with you?
349
00:14:36,470 --> 00:14:37,640
She said she trusts you.
350
00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:39,940
Tru... Okay,
there is trust,
351
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,410
and then there is
blatant disrespect.
352
00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:45,080
Listen, you three.
353
00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:47,820
You think you can
compete with this? Okay?
354
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,850
This is my husband
and I don't share.
355
00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:54,790
Okay, uh, Tina, look,
there's been a misunderstanding.
356
00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:57,490
They don't even want me.
357
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,000
Who don't want you?
358
00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:02,600
Well, how the hell
they not gonna want you,
359
00:15:02,730 --> 00:15:03,900
as fly as you are?
360
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:06,230
Yeah, see? Y'all tripping.
361
00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:08,040
You see what
you did?
362
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,140
You got our whole neighborhood
in an uproar.
363
00:15:10,270 --> 00:15:12,610
Well, this is what it takes
to make you realize I'm alive.
364
00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:14,980
I am sick of being
taken for granted.
365
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,780
Okay, FYI,
366
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,480
I am not kidding
about the backflip.
367
00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,780
You're being taken for granted?
368
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,650
I made your favorite lasagna
the other night.
369
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:24,950
No thank you, no nothing.
370
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,820
Yeah, and I scraped off that
casserole dish for an hour,
371
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,260
but I guess I'm just your maid.
372
00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:31,460
You could just put it
in the dishwasher.
373
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,930
Oh, you think that cheap
dishwasher you bought
374
00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:34,700
is gonna take off burnt ricotta?
375
00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:38,000
Burnt?
376
00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:39,470
That is my mother's recipe.
Oh, get over yourself.
377
00:15:39,570 --> 00:15:41,170
How dare you?
Your mother is a nightmare.
378
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:42,970
Just soak overnight.
How anal can you be?
Oh, great idea.
379
00:15:43,070 --> 00:15:44,470
You like ants?
'Cause that's what you'll get.
380
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,920
I guess we can go.
381
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,750
Lasagna sounds
good, though, huh?
It does sound good.
382
00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:01,490
Three, two, one.
383
00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:03,460
Aah!
384
00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:06,860
Calvin!
385
00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:11,370
All right, everybody,
let's have a seat
386
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,870
on the socialization rug.
387
00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:18,170
Yes. Crisscross applesauce.
388
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:19,670
Okay.
389
00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:21,880
Oh, boy.
390
00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:30,720
Now, let me tell you
about our philosophy
391
00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:32,650
here at The Center.
392
00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:36,190
We let the kids tell us
what they'd like to learn.
393
00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:38,730
So if they want to learn
about the universe,
394
00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:42,060
we bring the universe to them.
395
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,130
In fact,
everybody,
396
00:16:44,230 --> 00:16:46,200
look up and take
a peek at our new
397
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:48,070
solar system
that was commissioned
398
00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:50,710
by a new C-double-E family.
399
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,040
I really shouldn't say the name.
400
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,540
It's Al Pacino.
401
00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:59,480
Uh, wh...
402
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:01,080
I-I'm sorry,
403
00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:03,750
I-I see the sun, but I'm not
clear what solar system this is.
404
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:04,950
Oh, well, um,
405
00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:06,590
you see there,
there's the Earth.
406
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,090
Right there.
Ah. Yes.
407
00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:10,490
The, uh, sixth rock
from the sun.
408
00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:13,690
Okay, uh, first of all, there's
too many planets up there,
409
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,200
and they're all in
the wrong order and Mars
410
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,560
shouldn't have rings.
411
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:20,140
Yes, but in the creative mind
of a child,
412
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,870
any planet can have rings.
413
00:17:22,870 --> 00:17:25,540
Right, but-but in
our solar system,
414
00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:27,870
only some do,
and none of them are Mars.
415
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,940
This is... this is all wrong.
416
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:33,010
Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh,
no, no, no, no.
417
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:37,790
See, here at The Center,
"wrong" is a four-letter word.
418
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,490
Oh, uh, right, but-but...
419
00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:42,560
clearly, if you're teaching them
to count to ten,
420
00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:46,460
and they say "two, six,
four, 39, potato, ten,"
421
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,930
that would be wrong.
422
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:49,230
Yes.
423
00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:52,870
But who are we
to tell them what's wrong?
424
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,640
Their teachers.
425
00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:59,810
We don't impose
rigid expectations.
426
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:02,980
No, we let the children
427
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,450
discover on their own.
428
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,580
Yeah, but it's-it's counting.
429
00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:10,450
It's well-established. It
doesn't need to be discovered.
430
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,990
So, I'm sorry,
your child is Daphne?
431
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:16,520
Wow.
Oh. Okay, okay.
432
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:17,890
Okay, okay.
433
00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:20,930
Yes, yes, go ahead,
blackball her. I'm out of here.
434
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:22,260
Let's get up out of here.
435
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,500
Malcolm, help me up
so I can storm out.
436
00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:25,570
Yeah. Okay. Gladly.
Yeah.
437
00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:26,900
Oh, my leg's asleep.
And I'm gonna talk...
438
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,870
Oh.
Let me tell you something...
439
00:18:28,970 --> 00:18:30,310
I don't need this.
Wait, wait, hold on, wait.
440
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,610
Okay, found it.
441
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,180
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
442
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,480
That's what I'm talking about.
What you know about this?
443
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,280
Yes, indeed.
'Cause you know...
444
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,780
You know, I can't believe it.
445
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,820
They had this
big, stupid, petty fight.
446
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,060
They were just like, so...
447
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,260
normal.
448
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:51,930
So there was nothing
freaky about them?
449
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:53,960
No. They were just
like you and me.
450
00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:55,800
And a third person.
451
00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,170
Now I know why you didn't
come over with Tina.
452
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:03,040
You knew they
weren't a threat.
453
00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:04,710
To...?
454
00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:10,280
Our relationship.
455
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,510
Oh. Yes, right.
Right, right, right.
456
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,590
You know, Calvin, if you want to
play pickleball with them again,
457
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:18,720
I guess it'd be fine.
458
00:19:18,850 --> 00:19:20,690
Oh. Well, thanks, babe.
Uhp,
459
00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:22,390
but no above-the-knee shorts.
460
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,360
Those are just for me.
461
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,730
Just like your
black fishnets, huh?
462
00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:32,430
Mm. Exactly.
463
00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:35,470
I'm the same way
464
00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:38,070
about your Springsteen
tank top.
465
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,240
Little late, Gemma.
466
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,320
Whoa.
467
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:52,650
Oh, hey, Sara.
468
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:55,090
You're strong.
469
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,460
Most men would
have to make two trips.
470
00:19:58,460 --> 00:20:00,560
Well...
471
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,530
I did do pommel horse
in high school.
472
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,500
I can see it.
473
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,600
I could probably grab
this laundry detergent, too.
474
00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:20,150
Uh...
475
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:21,320
Sara?
476
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,020
Can I help you?
477
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,820
No, just, uh, going for a walk,
478
00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:27,420
admiring the view.
479
00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:31,930
It's got a ring on it.
Move along.
480
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:35,060
O-Okay. Gemma, calm-calm down.
481
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,370
Look, I'm all yours.
482
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,030
But...
483
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,440
...you know what
you signed up for.
484
00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:03,120
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