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-[seagulls cawing]
-Are ya ready, kids?
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[kids]
Aye-aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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[kids] Aye-aye, Captain!
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♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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[kids]
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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[Painty] ♪ Absorbent,
and yellow, and porous is he ♪
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[kids] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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[Painty] ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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[kids] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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[Painty] ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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-♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
-♪ Ready? ♪
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[all] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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[Painty]
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
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[Painty laughing]
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-[flute playing]
-[song ends]
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-[waves lapping]
-[seagulls cawing]
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[jaunty tropical music]
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[Gary snoring]
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[spy music]
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[snoring continues]
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[SpongeBob grunts]
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Hmm?
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Perfect.
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-Ha! Huh?
-[phone ringing]
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Yes, who is it?
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Hey, SpongeBob!
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Oh, hi, Patrick.
What's going on?
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Just getting dressed.
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You wanna hang out?
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Oh, I can't right now.
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It's a big day for Gary.
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His snail-mitzvah already?
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No, that's tomorrow.
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Today he's going to the V-E-T.
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Oh, I'd join you,
but I'm not dressed for the zoo.
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The vet, Patrick.
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Gary hates going to the vet
for his checkup,
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so I always have to trick him
into the pet carrier.
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[sniffing, chomping]
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[happy meow]
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[chomping]
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I left a trail of SnailPo treats
around the bathroom...
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[meow]
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...down the stairs...
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[chomping]
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...through the living room...
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...and into the kitchen,
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where he'll find a pile
of treats right inside...
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[grunts] his pet carrier!
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Gotcha, Gary!
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You still there, Patrick?
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Still here!
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-[loud chewing]
-Patrick?
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Great plan, SpongeBob!
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[vacuum noise]
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Gary's gonna fall for it
for sure!
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[burps, licking]
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[meow]
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Oh, uh, hey, Gary.
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-[dramatic sting]
-[meow]
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Let me just...
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[yowls angrily]
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Ah!
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This is gonna be harder
than I thought.
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More snail food, please!
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Okay, Gary,
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time for an innocent walk
with no ulterior motive.
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[hisses, yowls]
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I'm sorry, Gary,
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but you need to...
see your doctor!
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[loud thud]
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[blows raspberry]
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Oh, barnacles.
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Perhaps I'll need a ruse
that's even rusier.
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[SpongeBob grunting]
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[door creaks]
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Oh, Gary, you're here!
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Forget that silly veterinarian!
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I booked a big tropical vacation
just for the two of us!
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[sheepish laugh]
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Won't it be nice to just
get away for awhile and relax?
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So just get into that vacation
carriage and we can take off!
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Come on, Gary,
just get in that pet carrier...
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-[angry meow]
-Oh, hi, Gary.
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-[hisses]
-Whoa!
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Gary! Let me out, boy!
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Be a good snail!
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[French narrator]
Two weeks later...
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-[meow]
-Okay, okay, I'll admit it.
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I feel rejuvenated. Hmph!
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[cheerful music]
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Look, Gary!
This letter came for you!
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It's an invitation
to a big party
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at Snail Fail's house!
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He is the most famous snail
in town,
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and you're his VIP!
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Oh? [nervous laugh]
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-[angry meow]
-[horn honks]
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He even sent a limousine!
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Meow!
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[British accent]
After you, my good snail...
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Pretty fancy, huh?
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A pity we'll have to cancel
that vet appointment,
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but there's no way
we could miss--
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Patrick?!
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Yeah, I'm pretty hard to miss.
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Hey!
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-Gary! Uh...
-[meow]
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[grunting]
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[metal smashing]
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[meow]
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-Ouch.
-Ow...
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[TV Announcer] And now
back toSnails of Our Lives.
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[kissing sounds]
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[sentimental piano music]
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Hmm. If I can't convince Gary
by lying to him,
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I'll have to convince him
with brutal honesty!
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Here comes... the guilt trip.
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[TV Announcer] Next time
onSnails of Our Lives...
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-[female snail] Meow?
-[male snail] Meow.
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[sniffling]
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Gary, I'm begging you.
Please go to the veterinarian!
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I'm worried sick about you!
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Do you want me to be sick, Gary?
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Are you trying to send me
to an early grave?!
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Oh! Gah!
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I would do anything
for you, Gary!
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Anything!
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[crying]
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[wailing]
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[award announcer] And the winner
for best acting is...
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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Oh! Oh, my! Thank you!
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It was an honor
just to be nominated.
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If you had told me
eleven minutes ago
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that little old SpongeBob would
win an award for anything, I--
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Wait a minute!
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Gary? Double barnacles!
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That sneaky snail
got away again.
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That's it!
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I am taking Gary to the vet...
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by any means necessary.
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No more Mr. Nice Sponge.
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[adventurous music]
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Time for a snail hunt!
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La la la la la!
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Hmm...
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[lick] Still warm.
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[gasp] A fresh kill...
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[munching]
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Aha! Gotcha!
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[surprised meow]
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[angry yowl]
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[meow]
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I see you've fallen
into one of the many traps
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I've set around the house.
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Whoa!
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-[shouting]
-[angry meows]
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[steam hissing]
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[drain gurgling]
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[shrieks]
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Hey, a little privacy please?
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Vet time!
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[yowls]
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[grunts]
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[laser buzzing]
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[hypnotized meow]
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Meow!
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Meow!
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That's it, Gary, follow the dot.
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Let's just think rationally
here, Gary. Heh.
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[yowl]
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-[angry meowing]
-[shouting]
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[both panting]
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[Spaghetti Western
showdown music]
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[rousing music playing]
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[angry meow]
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Ooh! [inhales]
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Meow!
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Gotcha!
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[squeaky punches landing]
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[veterinarian]
Mr. SquarePants?
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You may bring in your snail now.
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[muffled growling]
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Goodness, Gary!
What healthy teeth you have!
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[chomp, munching]
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Ptoo!
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Gary, be nice
to the kind doctor!
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Oh, that's quite alright,
Mr. SquarePants.
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I know exactly how to handle
vicious snails.
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[whimpers]
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With a...
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lollipop!
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Meow?
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All done.
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That's it?
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Yep. That's a medical lollipop
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full of all the vitamins
and vaccinations
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a growing snail needs.
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See, Gary?
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That wasn't so bad after all.
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Well, thanks, Doctor.
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See ya next year!
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Oh, you can't leave,
Mr. SquarePants.
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You're covered in bites
and scratches.
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[nervous laugh] Uh, yeah,
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Gary did get a little rough
on the way over here.
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I guess I'll take a lollipop,
too!
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Oh, no,
sponges don't get lollipops.
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You don't want to get infected,
so you'll need
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the full treatment!
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[dramatic music]
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[screams]
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[sigh]
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I don't wanna go to the vet!
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[crying]
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[lively tropical music]
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[male fitness instructor]
And five! And four!
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And three!
And two! And one!
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Great job!
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You've finished your warm-up.
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Now pop in another quarter and
let's get to the real workout!
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Whew!
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Just the warm-up today,
Mr. Pelican machine.
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And now for my next workout...
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[deep inhale, blows]
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The speed bag!
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What?!
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[grunts]
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Yes!
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[groans]
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Feel the burn!
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Nyah! Burning!
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Burning!
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[zany laugh]
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Ugh!
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Oh, yeah!
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Today, I am pushing it
to the limit!
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00:12:58,172 --> 00:12:59,827
[groans] Whew!
244
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,931
Whew!
245
00:13:02,758 --> 00:13:04,068
Shoo!
246
00:13:04,172 --> 00:13:05,000
Whew!
247
00:13:05,103 --> 00:13:07,275
[bones cracking]
248
00:13:09,241 --> 00:13:10,275
[chomping]
249
00:13:10,413 --> 00:13:13,172
Time for a new personal best!
250
00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:14,310
[straining]
251
00:13:15,172 --> 00:13:16,655
[groans]
252
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:20,517
Half... way... there... !
253
00:13:20,586 --> 00:13:22,758
[straining]
254
00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:26,000
[slow-motion groan]
255
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:28,482
-[thud]
-[car horn honks]
256
00:13:28,586 --> 00:13:31,344
-[bell ringing]
-[explosion]
257
00:13:32,413 --> 00:13:34,793
[engine revs]
258
00:13:36,586 --> 00:13:40,103
[straining]
259
00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:43,379
I'm pinned!
260
00:13:43,896 --> 00:13:46,344
Okay, SpongeBob,
you can figure this out.
261
00:13:46,448 --> 00:13:48,379
Just keep calm!
262
00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:50,068
Hmm. Can't see anything.
263
00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:53,551
I know! I'll let my foot fingers
do the walking.
264
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:57,310
There's gotta be something
in here that can help me.
265
00:13:57,724 --> 00:14:00,448
Hmm. Nope, too toothy.
266
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:02,758
Too spicy.
267
00:14:03,517 --> 00:14:04,931
Too crowbar-y.
268
00:14:05,862 --> 00:14:08,448
Ow! Too snappy!
269
00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:09,620
Ooh!
270
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:10,931
[chomp]
271
00:14:11,034 --> 00:14:12,551
Oh, no good!
272
00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,517
What am I gonna... [gasp]
273
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,413
Gary will save me!
274
00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:17,517
Gary!
275
00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:19,103
-Come in here, buddy!
-[meows]
276
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,724
I need you!
277
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,275
[annoyed meow]
278
00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:24,068
Please, Gary?
279
00:14:24,172 --> 00:14:25,827
Oh, Garebear...
280
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,034
[French narrator]
One hour later...
281
00:14:28,137 --> 00:14:31,724
Come on, Gary... I need you.
282
00:14:33,068 --> 00:14:34,137
Meow?
283
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,000
Oh, Gary!
Thank goodness!
284
00:14:36,137 --> 00:14:37,793
I'm trapped beneath this bar.
285
00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:39,482
Come get it off me, please.
286
00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:41,068
Hurry! Yeah!
287
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,344
You're doing it, Gary!
288
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:45,103
Just a little closer...
289
00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:48,344
Uh, what are you doing, buddy?
290
00:14:48,448 --> 00:14:49,517
-[snoring]
-Aww.
291
00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:51,620
Poor little guy's
all tuckered out.
292
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,172
[meowing, snoring]
293
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:56,448
Uh, not sure this is
helping me though.
294
00:14:57,344 --> 00:14:58,965
Wait! Gary always keeps
295
00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:01,448
a journaling pen
inside his shell!
296
00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:04,413
[muttering]
297
00:15:04,517 --> 00:15:06,172
Eureka!
298
00:15:07,413 --> 00:15:08,827
"Send help.
299
00:15:08,896 --> 00:15:11,827
I've become trapped under my
weights in my upstairs gym.
300
00:15:11,896 --> 00:15:13,655
My name is SpongeBob.
301
00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:16,172
My snail's name is Gary.
302
00:15:16,241 --> 00:15:18,586
Gary is here too,
but he fell asleep,
303
00:15:18,724 --> 00:15:22,000
so I'm relying on you,
kind stranger."
304
00:15:25,344 --> 00:15:28,862
Soon it'll be just a matter
of time before I'm rescued!
305
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,068
[grunts]
306
00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:32,862
Oh, come on!
307
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,724
[bottle whooshing]
308
00:15:34,862 --> 00:15:35,655
[cries out]
309
00:15:35,724 --> 00:15:37,793
Hey! What's the big idea?
310
00:15:37,862 --> 00:15:41,689
Ohh! Alright, who threw this?
311
00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:43,172
Oh!
312
00:15:43,241 --> 00:15:45,655
That does it, wisenheimer!
313
00:15:45,758 --> 00:15:46,896
[phone ringing]
314
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,758
Bikini Bottom Police Department.
315
00:15:48,862 --> 00:15:50,827
How may I protect and serve?
316
00:15:50,896 --> 00:15:54,310
[unintelligible
angry muttering]
317
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,620
An assault!
318
00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:57,413
Not in our town!
319
00:15:57,517 --> 00:16:00,103
We'll send a squad boat
right away!
320
00:16:00,206 --> 00:16:02,655
To the cop mobile!
321
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:07,103
[loud squeaking]
322
00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:17,000
Hit it.
323
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,931
[mimics siren sound]
324
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:26,758
Ha-ha! You hear that,
mysterious miscreant?
325
00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:29,103
You are so...
326
00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:30,206
Saved!
327
00:16:30,275 --> 00:16:32,448
Oh, Gary, I'm saved!
328
00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:35,862
[snoring, meowing]
329
00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:37,275
[police radio chatter]
330
00:16:37,379 --> 00:16:40,413
Uh, what was that address again?
331
00:16:41,275 --> 00:16:44,310
-Oh, it's... Squidward!
-Squidward!
332
00:16:44,448 --> 00:16:47,103
Man, that guy's always calling.
333
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:50,448
Yeah, last time
it was because of a trespassing
334
00:16:50,586 --> 00:16:52,896
sea-fly in his living room!
335
00:16:54,965 --> 00:16:57,241
Oh, shrimp, there he is!
336
00:16:57,344 --> 00:16:58,413
Duck!
337
00:16:59,275 --> 00:17:01,655
Over here, officers!
338
00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:03,310
What-- What the--?
339
00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:07,000
Well, they did say they were
gonna send a squad boat.
340
00:17:07,103 --> 00:17:09,172
[blows raspberry] Idiots.
341
00:17:10,517 --> 00:17:13,344
Oh... they didn't stop.
342
00:17:13,793 --> 00:17:16,000
Must knock bottle out of window!
343
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:19,448
Ooh, finally I can put
these gym tools to use!
344
00:17:19,931 --> 00:17:21,517
[grunts]
345
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:27,448
Hmm. Nothing left to throw.
346
00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:30,344
[gasp] Except... Gary.
347
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:33,000
Sorry, buddy,
you're my only hope.
348
00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:33,965
[grunts]
349
00:17:34,068 --> 00:17:35,275
Okay, Gary,
350
00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:38,344
try to knock the bottle
out of the window.
351
00:17:38,965 --> 00:17:42,862
[snoring, meowing]
352
00:17:42,965 --> 00:17:45,551
Oh, I've really done it now!
353
00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:47,448
All hope is lost!
354
00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:50,034
I've tried everything
and failed!
355
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:54,275
All conceivable chances
of escape, exhausted!
356
00:17:54,379 --> 00:17:56,172
[phone ringing]
357
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:57,931
Oh yeah, the phone!
358
00:18:00,241 --> 00:18:01,827
Sweet Neptune, help me!
359
00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:04,413
I'm pinned under weights
in my home gym!
360
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:05,931
[radio announcer]
That's correct!
361
00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:08,103
The song of the day is
"Sweet Neptune, Help Me!
362
00:18:08,241 --> 00:18:10,448
I'm Pinned Under Weights
in My Home Gym,"
363
00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:12,862
by Scalawag and the Sea Dogs!
364
00:18:12,931 --> 00:18:16,896
Listener, you just won
$1,000!
365
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,034
I-I... I did?
366
00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:21,344
Yeah! Ifyou can get down here
367
00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:23,413
to the station
in the next 10 minutes!
368
00:18:23,551 --> 00:18:26,172
K-DEEP, we play the hits!
369
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:28,655
No! Don't hang up!
370
00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:30,758
-[disconnect tone]
-Oh, fiddlesticks!
371
00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:34,068
Hm, if I randomly hit numbers
with my toe,
372
00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:36,000
I'm sure to call somebody.
373
00:18:36,103 --> 00:18:38,827
[muttering]
374
00:18:39,413 --> 00:18:40,758
-Hello?
-Larry!
375
00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:43,448
I need your help.
I'm trapped under my weights!
376
00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:45,724
I wish I could help you, bro,
but...
377
00:18:46,172 --> 00:18:48,137
Larry's got problems
of his own.
378
00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:49,655
[grunting]
379
00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:52,103
[phone rings]
380
00:18:52,241 --> 00:18:53,344
Eh, hello?
381
00:18:53,413 --> 00:18:55,413
-[ringing continues]
-Hello?
382
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:59,103
[heavy breathing]
Yes, what is it?
383
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,172
Trapped, you say?
384
00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:03,034
All alone?
385
00:19:03,137 --> 00:19:05,482
And you can't move?
386
00:19:05,586 --> 00:19:07,724
[chuckles] That sounds...
387
00:19:07,827 --> 00:19:10,655
excruciating.
388
00:19:10,793 --> 00:19:13,517
[heavy breathing through phone]
389
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:16,655
Ew! Uh, sorry, wrong number!
390
00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:19,758
Oh, that's not good.
391
00:19:19,862 --> 00:19:22,241
[French narrator]
Many hours later.
392
00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:26,758
H-help... help...
393
00:19:28,413 --> 00:19:33,172
[both] There's no one who can
help you now, SpongeBob.
394
00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:36,482
[all] No one!
395
00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:39,758
No... my friends will find me.
396
00:19:39,827 --> 00:19:40,862
How?
397
00:19:40,965 --> 00:19:43,724
They don't even know
where you are.
398
00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:48,931
But we know where you are,
big silly!
399
00:19:49,482 --> 00:19:53,620
We'll be your friends
to the end of your days.
400
00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:56,034
Hee hee hee
hee hee hee.
401
00:19:56,137 --> 00:20:00,517
[creepy laughter]
402
00:20:00,655 --> 00:20:04,586
[creepy laughter intensifies]
403
00:20:04,655 --> 00:20:06,517
[honking laugh]
404
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:08,931
[deranged laughter]
405
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,931
-[doorbell rings]
-A visitor?
406
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,655
Oh, I'm saved!
407
00:20:13,758 --> 00:20:14,965
[strained] Come in.
408
00:20:15,068 --> 00:20:17,241
[whimsical music]
409
00:20:18,241 --> 00:20:19,379
Hello?
410
00:20:19,482 --> 00:20:22,655
SpongeBob?
Are you home?
411
00:20:23,103 --> 00:20:24,620
Up here.
412
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,689
I'm up... here.
413
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,896
I don't hear anything.
414
00:20:31,482 --> 00:20:33,620
The coast is clear!
415
00:20:33,724 --> 00:20:35,068
-Oh, boy!
-[shouting]
416
00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:37,931
This is gonna be
the best surprise party
417
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,310
SpongeBob's ever had!
418
00:20:40,793 --> 00:20:42,655
You hear that, Gary?
419
00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:44,448
Soon I'll be free.
420
00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:48,758
[snoring, meowing]
421
00:20:48,827 --> 00:20:51,793
[cheering and laughing]
422
00:20:51,896 --> 00:20:53,310
Eee!
423
00:20:53,448 --> 00:20:56,068
-Hooray!
-Arrr!
424
00:20:58,310 --> 00:21:01,517
[faintly] H... H... Help!
425
00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:03,206
[gulps air]
426
00:21:03,275 --> 00:21:05,862
I'm... upstairs.
427
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,586
[chattering]
428
00:21:07,689 --> 00:21:11,448
I wonder what kind of fun stuff
is up there?
429
00:21:15,068 --> 00:21:16,172
[exhales]
430
00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:17,827
Saved.
431
00:21:18,275 --> 00:21:20,275
What are ye doing, lads?
432
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:23,448
Keep your mirth and mayhem
downstairs
433
00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:26,241
in the designated party area.
434
00:21:26,344 --> 00:21:29,103
[both] Aye, aye, Captain.
435
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,862
[SpongeBob, weakly]
Wait! Come back!
436
00:21:31,965 --> 00:21:33,655
Oh, it's no use.
437
00:21:33,724 --> 00:21:36,620
They can't hear my voice.
438
00:21:36,724 --> 00:21:40,206
But maybe they can hear
my foot's voice.
439
00:21:40,310 --> 00:21:41,586
[pops]
440
00:21:41,689 --> 00:21:43,034
[stomping]
441
00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:45,206
[loud chatter]
442
00:21:45,275 --> 00:21:47,586
-[foot stomping]
-Quiet!
443
00:21:47,689 --> 00:21:49,620
Do you hear that?
444
00:21:49,724 --> 00:21:53,620
-[rhythmic stomping]
-Ooh! I know this shanty!
445
00:21:54,344 --> 00:21:55,793
♪ Sweet Neptune, help me
446
00:21:55,931 --> 00:21:57,655
♪ I'm pinned under weights
in my home gym ♪
447
00:21:57,758 --> 00:21:59,896
♪ By Jove, by Jim
I tried to be trim ♪
448
00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:01,655
♪ I'm pinned under weights
in my home gym ♪
449
00:22:01,758 --> 00:22:03,793
♪ I tried to get buff
but it wasn't enough ♪
450
00:22:03,862 --> 00:22:05,862
♪ When the weight had its way,
the going got tough ♪
451
00:22:05,965 --> 00:22:08,137
-♪ No shimmy or shim
-♪ My quivering limbs ♪
452
00:22:08,241 --> 00:22:09,965
♪ Pinned under weights
in my home gym ♪
453
00:22:10,068 --> 00:22:11,793
♪ So, hoist the barbells
over lads ♪
454
00:22:11,896 --> 00:22:13,172
♪ They'll sink
before they swim ♪
455
00:22:13,310 --> 00:22:15,655
Uh-oh.
I knew I should have paid extra
456
00:22:15,758 --> 00:22:17,551
for the shanty-proof floor!
457
00:22:17,655 --> 00:22:20,482
-Whoa!
-[singing stops]
458
00:22:20,586 --> 00:22:21,655
[harmonica flourish]
459
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,551
Surprise!
460
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,517
...and that's why I was almost
late for work this morning.
461
00:22:28,965 --> 00:22:32,275
Stop your lollygagging
and get to work!
462
00:22:32,344 --> 00:22:34,275
Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs, sir.
463
00:22:34,793 --> 00:22:37,689
[grunting, muttering]
464
00:22:37,793 --> 00:22:39,137
Order up!
465
00:22:39,241 --> 00:22:41,034
[laughs]
466
00:22:41,137 --> 00:22:44,655
[end theme music playing]
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