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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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[flute plays]
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[waves crashing]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Ah, uh...
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[whimpering]
[crowd clamoring]
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Hold on! Hold on!
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Coming right up!
- Now!
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- Give me a second!
- Order up, up, up!
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[clamoring continues]
- Mr. Squidward!
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Why haven't you
taken out the trash?
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- [munching, groans]
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[crowd clamoring]
- I'm swamped, Mr. Krabs!
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Why are you wearing a towel?
[crowd clamoring]
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- Well, obviously,
I was in me sauna.
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Being a manager is
hard work, you know?
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- You have to do better.
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- Can't you help
me a little bit?
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- A manager does
not do grunt work.
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That's what Squidwards are for.
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[laughs]
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- Hmmph!
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I deserve to be manager
and sit on my butt all day.
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But will I ever get promoted?
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- Are you tired
of being a loser?
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- Yes.
[sputters]
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Wait, who said that?
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- Wouldn't you
rather be a weenie?
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- Um, not exactly.
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- Weenie Hut Jr.'s is
now hiring managers.
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Your responsibilities
will include...
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- Whoa.
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- Kicking back, relaxing,
and letting robots
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do all of the grunt work.
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- Righteous.
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[slurping]
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- Apply now
to Weenie Hut Jr.'s
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and become a pivotal cog
in the corporate machine.
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[static whirs]
- A manager?
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That's for me!
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Whoo-hoo!
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- Whoa!
- So long, Krusty Krab!
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- So long!
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- Where is that
blasted cashier?
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He's already an hour late.
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And who the heck
is this old lady?
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- I smell pickles.
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- Mr. Krabs,
isn't Squidward looking
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better than ever these days?
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- What?
That ain't Squidward.
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- Hmm?
It's not?
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Why is she wearing his hat?
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Where is he?
Is he lost?
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Why is he so late?
Squidward!
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[panicked panting]
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I'm coming to find you!
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[grunting]
Squidward!
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[panting]
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- Uh-huh.
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- Ah!
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- Yeah, mm-hmm.
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- Squidward!
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Oh, I'm so glad I found you!
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Now, let's get you back
to the Krusty Krab.
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- Oh, I don't think so.
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I'm not going back
to the Krusty Krab ever.
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[grunts]
Because now I am a pivotal cog
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in the corporate machine.
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- Oh, no!
That sounds horrible.
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- Oh, no. It sounds like
I'm the manager here.
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- [gasps]
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- Which also means I decide
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who stays and who goes.
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Oh, Weenie Bots.
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Kick out this riffraff.
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Both:
As you command, Weenie.
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- [whimpering]
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Whoa!
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- Attention, Weenie Bots.
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As your new manager,
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I'll be making
a few changes around here.
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- Uh-oh.
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- All music in the jukebox
will now be...
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smooth jazz.
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All Weenie-themed art
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will now be fine art.
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And, lastly,
under no circumstances
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is anyone allowed
to interrupt my manager time.
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[door slams]
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[sighs contentedly]
Being a manager is hard work.
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[laughs]
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- Boss Weenie, you must
take out the trash.
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- Why can't you do it?
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- My extension cord
won't reach.
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- [grunts] Still better...
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[grunts]
Than the Krusty...
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[grunts]
Krab.
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[sighs]
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[garage door slams]
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[shattering]
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[shouting, grunts]
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Hey!
Open that door!
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[bots laughing]
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- [panting]
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[grunts]
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both: Hooray.
Celebration.
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Celebration.
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Glug, glug, glug.
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- Huh?
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[growling]
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[grunting]
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Aah!
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[grunts]
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- Oh, good.
You are back.
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- Weenie.
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- [growling]
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[exclaims]
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[grunts]
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All right, Squidward.
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It's time for a little
managerial work.
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"How to Repair Unruly Robots."
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Hmm.
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[tools clattering]
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[bell dings]
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[sighs]
That ought to do the trick.
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Weenie Bots, bring me a weenie.
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both:
Yes, Mr. Manager.
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[machinery whirring]
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[sizzling]
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- [chomping]
Oh.
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I did it!
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They're perfect employees now.
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Weenie Bots, run the store.
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[chomping]
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I'm having manager time.
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both:
Yes, Mr. Manager.
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[customers clamoring]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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[bell dings]
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- Ooh!
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- [playing clarinet off-key]
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[bell dings]
- [munching]
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[cash register bell dings,
slurping]
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[cash register bell dings]
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[crowd sighing contentedly]
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♪ ♪
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[music box lullaby playing]
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- [screams]
- Mr. Manager.
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- Can't you see
I'm trying to sleep?
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I mean manage.
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- The president
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of the Weenie Hut Corporation
is arriving.
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- [panicked yelping]
Why didn't you say so?
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[panting, grunting]
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Oh.
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[regal music]
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♪ ♪
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What a weenie.
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- Weenie J. Weiner.
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The J stands for Junior.
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You must be
Squidward Q. Tentacles.
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- The Q stands for Quincy.
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To what do I owe this honor?
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- Your success has been all
the buzz down at headquarters.
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- Oh!
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- So I came straightaway
to offer you
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the big promotion.
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- Finally, someone
recognizes my worth.
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[camera shutter clicks]
Oh.
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- But, first,
you'll need to take
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our upper-management course.
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Please, step
into my weeniecopter.
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♪ ♪
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- [grunting]
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- Welcome
to Weenie Hut Senior's!
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- Oh, wow.
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both:
Congratulations, Weenie.
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- Congratulations, Weenie.
- Congratulations, Weenie.
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- There sure are a lot
of robots working here.
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- Yes, robots
are so much more efficient
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and sanitary.
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- Welcome, Weenie.
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- Please, have a seat.
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Now lie back
and think of weenies.
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- What exactly
is this management course?
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- Well, you see, Squidward,
we are going to turn you
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into the most efficient manager
you can be...
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- [whimpers]
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- By turning you into a...
[machinery whirring]
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Robot.
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- Oh, a robot,
well, that sounds just--
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[screams]
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Help me!
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- Oh, we are helping you,
Squidward.
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You will be...
[machinery whirring]
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One of us.
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[suspenseful music]
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- Typical.
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[screaming]
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- [cackling]
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- [screaming]
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Oh!
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- [cackling]
[cannon fires]
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- Huh?
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- Ahoy there, Squidward.
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We're here to save you.
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- How did you even know
I was here?
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- [cackling]
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- I knew you were in danger.
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My squiddy sense was tingling.
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- I don't want to know
what that means.
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Just get me out of here!
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- All right, SpongeBob,
load her up.
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- She's ready!
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[grunts] Watch your head.
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[grunts]
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- Whoo-hoo!
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Pinchy, pinchy.
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- [cackling]
Huh?
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- Cutie, cutie, cutie, cutie.
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- [screaming]
242
00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:02,137
- That brat's gonna burst!
243
00:11:02,241 --> 00:11:04,172
- [screaming]
[alarm blaring]
244
00:11:07,413 --> 00:11:10,965
- Yummy weenie.
245
00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:13,793
- Ow.
- [exclaims]
246
00:11:13,827 --> 00:11:16,413
- Looks like we got here
just in time.
247
00:11:16,482 --> 00:11:18,931
Good to see ya, pal.
- Oof!
248
00:11:18,965 --> 00:11:20,620
[machinery whirring]
249
00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:25,172
[screaming]
250
00:11:25,275 --> 00:11:27,310
- Order up, Squidward!
[bell dinging]
251
00:11:27,413 --> 00:11:30,827
Gee, it sure is great
to have you back.
252
00:11:30,896 --> 00:11:34,068
- Sigh.
Please unplug me.
253
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,827
[upbeat music]
254
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:45,413
♪ ♪
255
00:11:45,482 --> 00:11:49,551
- "The belly of inspiration
lies in the midst of your gut."
256
00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:52,344
[sighs]
257
00:11:52,448 --> 00:11:55,137
Welp, I better return this
wonderful book to the library
258
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:57,793
before it's due.
259
00:11:57,896 --> 00:11:59,275
Ah!
260
00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:01,793
[groans]
261
00:12:01,862 --> 00:12:03,379
[grunts]
262
00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:08,206
SpongeBob, what did I tell you
about standing too close to me?
263
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,379
- Oh, you said...
264
00:12:10,482 --> 00:12:13,310
[imitating Squidward] If you
keep standing too close to me,
265
00:12:13,379 --> 00:12:16,000
I'm going to trip over you.
266
00:12:16,034 --> 00:12:17,862
- I rest my case...
267
00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:19,206
and my face.
268
00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:21,068
- [normal voice]
Sorry, Squidward.
269
00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:23,206
I just wanted to invite you
to go with me and Patrick.
270
00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:25,379
We have a really
fun day planned.
271
00:12:25,482 --> 00:12:27,931
Mm!
- Oh, shucks and golly gee.
272
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,206
I really wish
I could come and have big fun
273
00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:31,655
with you and Patrick.
274
00:12:31,724 --> 00:12:33,344
Eeh!
275
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:34,965
- But?
276
00:12:35,034 --> 00:12:37,482
- But I have to return
my favorite book
277
00:12:37,551 --> 00:12:40,862
of daily affirmations
to the library by noon,
278
00:12:40,931 --> 00:12:43,344
or I'll have to pay a penalty.
279
00:12:43,413 --> 00:12:46,655
- You mean this book?
[clears throat]
280
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:50,137
"In life, 'tis better to play
hide-and-seek with the trees
281
00:12:50,206 --> 00:12:52,275
than checkers with the wind."
282
00:12:52,344 --> 00:12:54,689
Hey, that's what
Patrick always says.
283
00:12:54,724 --> 00:12:56,448
- No, he doesn't.
284
00:12:56,517 --> 00:12:58,965
Get your own affirmations.
285
00:12:59,034 --> 00:13:02,068
[blimp humming overhead]
286
00:13:05,655 --> 00:13:07,275
- Hi, SpongeBob.
287
00:13:07,379 --> 00:13:09,413
[grunting]
288
00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:15,000
Here we go!
289
00:13:18,034 --> 00:13:19,896
- Ha, 9:00 a.m.--
290
00:13:19,931 --> 00:13:22,275
plenty of time
before the deadline.
291
00:13:22,379 --> 00:13:25,413
Yeah, you have to get up
pretty early in the morning.
292
00:13:25,482 --> 00:13:26,862
And I did.
293
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,724
[mutters]
Ah, there it is--
294
00:13:28,793 --> 00:13:31,413
book returns, top floor.
295
00:13:31,517 --> 00:13:34,931
[elevator bell dings]
296
00:13:35,034 --> 00:13:37,586
both: Hey, Squidward.
Going up?
297
00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,896
- Ah!
Uh, I'll take the next one.
298
00:13:39,965 --> 00:13:43,000
[elevator bell dinging]
299
00:13:45,586 --> 00:13:46,965
[gasps]
300
00:13:47,068 --> 00:13:48,448
[sighs contentedly]
301
00:13:48,551 --> 00:13:50,241
both: Squidward!
- Huh?
302
00:13:50,275 --> 00:13:51,793
both: Hold the door!
303
00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:53,862
- Close the door.
Close the door. Close the door.
304
00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:57,103
[both panting,
elevator bell dinging]
305
00:14:02,034 --> 00:14:05,586
[both straining]
306
00:14:05,655 --> 00:14:07,655
- Thanks for holding
the door, Squidward.
307
00:14:07,689 --> 00:14:09,172
- [grumbles]
308
00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:12,172
I thought you yo-yos
had a big day of fun planned.
309
00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:14,275
Why aren't you there?
310
00:14:14,344 --> 00:14:16,000
- We are there, Squidward,
311
00:14:16,068 --> 00:14:18,379
because today is...
312
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,344
both:
Elevator Riding Day!
313
00:14:21,413 --> 00:14:22,965
Wa-hoo!
314
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,482
- [growls]
315
00:14:25,586 --> 00:14:28,206
I feel my anger.
316
00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:32,758
But I am calm
like a plate of linguine.
317
00:14:32,827 --> 00:14:34,758
Patrick, be a dear
318
00:14:34,827 --> 00:14:37,620
and hit the top-floor button
for me, please.
319
00:14:37,689 --> 00:14:39,482
- Top floor!
320
00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:42,862
Going up--right after we
hit all these other floors.
321
00:14:42,931 --> 00:14:45,206
- [gasps] What are you doing?
322
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:47,551
- Yeah, Patrick,
what are you doing?
323
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,965
You missed one.
324
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,275
Boop.
Every floor counts!
325
00:14:51,344 --> 00:14:52,586
Hey!
326
00:14:52,655 --> 00:14:54,482
- Top floor first.
Top floor first.
327
00:14:54,586 --> 00:14:57,517
[electricity crackling]
328
00:14:57,586 --> 00:14:59,724
[elevator rumbling]
329
00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:04,551
Oh, no, we're trapped,
trapped like sardines!
330
00:15:04,586 --> 00:15:06,275
- Don't worry, Squidward.
331
00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:08,241
This happens to us
all the time.
332
00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:11,379
- Yeah, last week we only had
to wait five hours.
333
00:15:11,482 --> 00:15:13,068
- "Five hours"?
334
00:15:13,137 --> 00:15:16,034
That's past
the book-return deadline!
335
00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:18,517
[grunting]
336
00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:23,000
Like a plate of linguine.
[sighs contentedly]
337
00:15:23,068 --> 00:15:26,620
Hey, why don't we just use
the emergency phone
338
00:15:26,689 --> 00:15:28,413
and call for help?
339
00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:33,103
- Well, if you want
to do it the easy way.
340
00:15:33,172 --> 00:15:35,827
[line trilling]
- Hello?
341
00:15:35,896 --> 00:15:37,758
- Hello.
Oh, thank Neptune.
342
00:15:37,862 --> 00:15:39,931
- Oh, thank Neptune.
343
00:15:40,034 --> 00:15:42,241
- I didn't think
this phone would work.
344
00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:44,413
- I didn't think
this phone would work.
345
00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:45,931
- I'm trapped in an elevator.
346
00:15:46,034 --> 00:15:48,172
- I'm trapped in an elevator.
347
00:15:48,241 --> 00:15:49,724
- Stop saying what I'm saying!
348
00:15:49,827 --> 00:15:51,551
- Stop saying what I'm saying.
349
00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:54,000
- I really am trapped
in an elevator.
350
00:15:54,068 --> 00:15:57,172
- I really am trapped
in an elevator.
351
00:15:57,241 --> 00:15:59,310
[both growling]
- Gosh!
352
00:15:59,379 --> 00:16:01,103
Oh, you're no help at all.
353
00:16:01,137 --> 00:16:03,344
- [rasping]
You're no help at all.
354
00:16:03,413 --> 00:16:04,655
both:
Idiot!
355
00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:06,344
- [growls]
356
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:10,689
"Relaxation is the tippy toe
to tranquility."
357
00:16:10,758 --> 00:16:12,758
[sighs]
358
00:16:12,827 --> 00:16:14,275
- Now you relax.
359
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:16,241
Patrick can fix it.
360
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:19,620
- Yeah, my dad
was an elevator surgeon
361
00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:21,275
for a whole day.
362
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:22,931
- He was a what?
363
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,655
- Screwdriver.
364
00:16:27,448 --> 00:16:28,793
Hmm.
365
00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:30,448
[grunts]
366
00:16:32,172 --> 00:16:35,827
And now to connect
the right wires.
367
00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:37,551
[electricity fizzing]
368
00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:39,896
That's not it.
369
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,517
- Wait, Patrick, don't!
370
00:16:43,517 --> 00:16:45,482
- [growls]
371
00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:48,000
- Patrick.
372
00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:50,931
[rumbling]
373
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,000
[all screaming]
374
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,655
- Enough!
Get me out of here!
375
00:16:58,758 --> 00:17:02,034
[grunting]
376
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,310
[shouts]
377
00:17:06,379 --> 00:17:09,620
Why won't these
stupid doors open?
378
00:17:09,689 --> 00:17:11,172
[elevator bell dings]
379
00:17:11,206 --> 00:17:12,965
Huh?
380
00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:14,206
- Squidward!
381
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,931
Grab my hand!
382
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,896
- Huh?
383
00:17:19,586 --> 00:17:21,482
[whimpering]
384
00:17:21,551 --> 00:17:24,241
[groans]
385
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,379
[grunting]
386
00:17:26,448 --> 00:17:29,379
[mellow music]
387
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:34,034
♪ ♪
388
00:17:34,103 --> 00:17:36,965
- That was a close one,
huh, Squidward?
389
00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:39,068
- What's that?
390
00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:40,413
both:
A door.
391
00:17:40,482 --> 00:17:43,862
[ethereal music]
392
00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:46,724
- [straining]
Hurry!
393
00:17:46,827 --> 00:17:49,379
- Good luck, losers.
394
00:17:49,482 --> 00:17:51,000
- Thanks, Squidward.
395
00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:55,827
- Finally, that book
is getting returned on time.
396
00:17:55,896 --> 00:17:57,517
Thank Neptune!
397
00:17:57,586 --> 00:17:59,310
both: Hey, Squidward.
- Huh?
398
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,482
both:
You're back.
399
00:18:00,551 --> 00:18:02,965
[suspenseful musical sting]
400
00:18:03,068 --> 00:18:05,310
- [grunts]
401
00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:08,620
both:
Now give us a boost.
402
00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:13,448
- "Serenity floats
on an ocean of cheese."
403
00:18:13,517 --> 00:18:15,689
[sighs contentedly]
404
00:18:15,758 --> 00:18:17,655
[stomach growling]
405
00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:19,000
I'm starving.
406
00:18:19,068 --> 00:18:21,275
How long have we been stuck
in here?
407
00:18:21,344 --> 00:18:22,482
- Don't worry, Squidward.
408
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:25,241
While you were out,
I ordered a pizza.
409
00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:27,275
- Give me that, you pea brain.
410
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:29,862
We can call for help.
411
00:18:29,931 --> 00:18:32,379
[cell phone beeping]
412
00:18:32,413 --> 00:18:33,758
Of course.
413
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:36,620
[elevator bell dings]
- Pizza delivery.
414
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:38,551
- Thanks.
415
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,620
- We're saved!
416
00:18:40,689 --> 00:18:42,758
[alarm ringing]
Patrick!
417
00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:46,000
[straining]
418
00:18:48,034 --> 00:18:50,758
- All right!
Let's eat!
419
00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:52,379
- Eat what?
420
00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:54,103
[stomach growling]
421
00:18:55,724 --> 00:18:59,482
- Now I'm starving, and my book
is going to be late.
422
00:18:59,551 --> 00:19:01,000
[grunts]
423
00:19:01,068 --> 00:19:04,103
"Only when all is lost can
you see inside your nostrils
424
00:19:04,172 --> 00:19:06,310
and find yourself."
425
00:19:06,344 --> 00:19:08,517
[sighs contentedly]
426
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:13,137
[both inhaling,
exhaling deeply]
427
00:19:15,517 --> 00:19:18,551
- [grunting]
428
00:19:20,103 --> 00:19:21,448
Oh, ah.
429
00:19:21,517 --> 00:19:23,413
[gasps, laughs]
430
00:19:23,482 --> 00:19:25,103
I'm free!
431
00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:27,103
After 22 years,
432
00:19:27,172 --> 00:19:30,206
I finally got
out of that cursed elevator.
433
00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:32,689
[laughing]
434
00:19:32,758 --> 00:19:34,689
W-what?
Huh?
435
00:19:34,793 --> 00:19:37,586
[elevator bell dings]
Another elevator?
436
00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:40,000
[elevator bell dings]
[screams]
437
00:19:40,103 --> 00:19:41,310
- Greetings, stranger.
438
00:19:41,379 --> 00:19:44,172
Welcome to our island
of tranquility.
439
00:19:44,275 --> 00:19:47,379
both: Going up.
[gong sounding]
440
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:52,862
- This is a lot nicer
than my old elevator.
441
00:19:52,931 --> 00:19:55,758
Mind if I stay here a while?
442
00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:58,517
- You'll have to ask the king.
443
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:01,793
both: Going up.
[gong sounding]
444
00:20:01,862 --> 00:20:06,241
- The king?
- Did someone say my name?
445
00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:08,310
- Oh, wise King Squidward.
446
00:20:08,344 --> 00:20:11,275
This weary traveler
wishes to stay with us.
447
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:14,379
- Please, King,
can we keep him?
448
00:20:17,965 --> 00:20:21,655
- Hmm.
Let me consult the book.
449
00:20:21,724 --> 00:20:23,310
[bell dings, ethereal singing]
450
00:20:23,344 --> 00:20:27,551
both: The book.
The book.
451
00:20:27,655 --> 00:20:32,103
- "A friend in need is
a servant guaranteed."
452
00:20:32,172 --> 00:20:33,551
[bell dings]
453
00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:36,517
The book says yes!
454
00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:39,310
both: Going up!
[gong sounding]
455
00:20:39,379 --> 00:20:42,793
- Of course you can stay
with us, my child.
456
00:20:42,862 --> 00:20:45,896
We'll teach you
the ways of the book.
457
00:20:45,965 --> 00:20:49,068
And you'll get to spend
every day
458
00:20:49,137 --> 00:20:51,931
worshipping me.
459
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,344
[eerie music]
460
00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:57,896
both:
You'll be just like us.
461
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,241
- Oh, gee.
462
00:20:59,344 --> 00:21:01,620
Oh, hey, is that the doorbell?
463
00:21:01,689 --> 00:21:03,241
I-I think I left the oven on.
464
00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:05,068
[laughs]
Whoo!
465
00:21:05,103 --> 00:21:07,310
[screams]
[thud]
466
00:21:07,379 --> 00:21:08,724
- Listen, my people,
467
00:21:08,793 --> 00:21:11,517
the book says it's time
for me to relax.
468
00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:12,965
[knocking]
Huh?
469
00:21:13,068 --> 00:21:15,068
- Hello?
Are you all right in there?
470
00:21:15,137 --> 00:21:18,689
- Yes, yes, I'm all right!
Get me out!
471
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,896
Oh, thank you.
472
00:21:23,965 --> 00:21:26,310
Thank you for rescuing me
from these stupid--
473
00:21:26,413 --> 00:21:28,896
- Are you Squidward Tentacles?
- Yes.
474
00:21:28,931 --> 00:21:30,586
- We've been looking for you.
475
00:21:30,655 --> 00:21:32,586
We're the library police.
476
00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:36,655
You have a withdrawn book
that is now 30 seconds overdue.
477
00:21:36,758 --> 00:21:39,206
And you'll have to pay
the penalty.
478
00:21:39,275 --> 00:21:41,275
- What do I owe you--
like, a nickel?
479
00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:45,310
[laughs]
- You're going to library jail.
480
00:21:45,413 --> 00:21:48,413
- [sighs contentedly]
Library jail--
481
00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:50,551
how relaxing.
482
00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:54,689
"I appreciate myself
by taking time to recharge
483
00:21:54,758 --> 00:21:57,000
"with my best friend--
484
00:21:57,068 --> 00:21:58,586
me."
485
00:21:58,655 --> 00:22:00,448
[sighs contentedly]
486
00:22:00,517 --> 00:22:03,620
[elevator whirring, bell dings]
487
00:22:05,793 --> 00:22:09,827
both: Oh, wise king,
we missed you so.
488
00:22:09,931 --> 00:22:12,241
- Why, Neptune?
489
00:22:12,310 --> 00:22:14,379
Why?
490
00:22:14,482 --> 00:22:16,517
- We had overdue books, too.
491
00:22:16,551 --> 00:22:19,827
both: Going up.
[gong sounding]
492
00:22:19,931 --> 00:22:20,965
- [grunting]
Going up!
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