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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- * Ohh... *
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* Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? *
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he *
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * If nautical nonsense
be something you wish *
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish *
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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[flute plays]
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[waves crashing]
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[bright music]
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- All right, Science Scouts,
listen up.
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This here business is serious
as a rattlesnake bite,
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so let's make sure
we don't mess it up.
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If we earn enough money,
we can finally
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afford that trip to Mars!
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[grunts]
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Now, get out there
and sell these biscuits!
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[together] Aye, aye,
Science Master Sandy.
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* *
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[doorbell rings]
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- What's all that racket?
- Good day, ma'ams.
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Would you like to buy
some Science Scouts biscuits?
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- Science?
Puh!
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That malarkey ain't real.
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Back in my day, we had alchemy,
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and that was
good enough for us.
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- Aw.
- Mary, it's Wednesday.
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Time to shave down my bunions!
- Ugh!
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[tools grinding]
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Ew.
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[eerie music]
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[wolf howling]
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[knocker clangs]
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- Who is it?
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- Good day, sir.
Are you the man of the house?
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- Oh, no.
The master is in repose.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Well, perhaps your master
would like to wake up
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to some fresh-baked biscuits.
- Oh, no.
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He doesn't care
for solid foods.
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[slurping]
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Master does get thirsty though.
Sorry.
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- [strained, high-pitched]
No problem.
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[upbeat music]
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- Sup, little lady bro?
- Yes, hello, sir.
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Have you considered purchasing
some Science Scout bis--
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um...
- [grunting]
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- I mean, energy bars?
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They will fill you
with the fuel for fitness!
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- Well, Larry does need
to carbo load.
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I'll take a dozen boxes.
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[cash register chimes]
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* *
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Ah!
[chewing]
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Yeah!
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- We got our first sale.
- Whoo-hoo!
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* *
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[doorbell ringing]
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[cash register chimes]
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[knocks]
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* *
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- [laughs]
Oh, yay!
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[coughing]
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Oh, my aching knuckles.
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I must have knocked on
a million doors today.
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[money twinkling]
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- [sniffs]
Money?
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[giggles]
Tasty morsels for the Krabsy.
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- Hey, claws off!
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That money belongs
to the Science Scouts.
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I got it from selling biscuits.
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- Selling biscuitses, eh?
[giggles]
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- All right,
that was some fancy
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biscuit hawking yesterday,
but today, we're going to--
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hey, where's SpongeBob?
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- He's over there
with Mr. Krabs
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and that sad-looking octopus.
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- SpongeBob,
what are you doing?
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- He's working with the premier
biscuit-selling team
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in Bikini Bottom,
that's what he's doing.
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Now, if you don't mind,
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we've got some Krusty Doodles
to sell.
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- Krusty Doodles?
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[chomps]
Blech!
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These are just
stale Krabby Patty buns.
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- Aged to perfection
and sprinkled with cinnamon.
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Now, scram!
This is Krusty Scout territory.
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- Oh, no, this is
Science Scout territory.
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- Oh, yeah?
How about a little wager?
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Whoever sells the most biscuits
today gets to keep selling.
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- And the loser leaves
the biscuit biz forever!
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[together]
Deal.
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[knocks]
- Hmm? Oh, no.
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A solicitor.
- [grunts]
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Friend,
how would you like to buy
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the most collectible snack
in the whole ocean?
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They're mint biscuits
in mint condition.
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- Ooh, mint, you say?
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- If you want
real biscuit flavor,
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try a Krusty Doodle instead.
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- Your cosplay is terrible.
I'll pass.
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Give me three boxes.
- Whoa!
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- Avast, Mr. Squidward.
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If you want to move biscuits,
you gotta be cuter.
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Here, I'll help you.
- [grunts]
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[air hisses]
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There you go.
Now you're adorable, see?
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- I can't see anything.
My retinas detached.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Oh, Pearl,
don't you look cute?
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- Oh, thanks, Mrs. Puff.
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I'm selling biscuits so
my scout troop can go to Mars.
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- Adorable.
Let me get my purse.
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- Wait a minute.
Buy my biscuits instead!
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- What's wrong with
your eyes, Squidward?
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- You're blowing it again.
I'll show you how it's done.
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[tender music]
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Hello, my sweet Puffikins.
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Won't you buy some biscuits
from the only crab
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to ever steal your heart?
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- Oh, well,
that does sound nice.
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- Don't listen to him.
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My biscuits are better,
Mrs. Puff.
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- Don't listen to her!
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- Hey, find your own house
to sell at!
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- Hey, get your biscuit
right here.
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- Come on, buy mine!
- Uh-huh.
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[brawlers arguing indistinctly]
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[boat honks]
- Oh!
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- Would you like
to buy some biscuits?
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- No!
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- Are you sure you don't want
to buy some biscuits?
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- Yes.
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- How about our super spicy
cinnamon biscuits?
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[tires thud]
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- [screaming]
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[brawlers arguing indistinctly]
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[record scratch]
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- Why did everyone
stop yelling?
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[boat honking]
- [screaming]
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[explosion]
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[bright music]
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[all groaning]
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- Well, looks like
the biscuit business
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is all mine now.
[sniffing]
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- We ain't letting him
win this one.
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Come on, Science Scouts!
Ugh! Oh.
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- Oh, why not let it go, Sandy?
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There's only one place left
in town to sell to anyway,
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the old folks home,
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and you'd have to sell
to every single oldie there
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to beat me.
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- Looks like
it's up to you, Pearl.
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[steam whistle toots]
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- [panting]
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- What?
Wait, what?
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That was my plan.
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- [panting]
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* *
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- I believe this
belongs to you.
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Ah.
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[laughs]
- Huh? Huh?
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Ah, my biscuits!
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[bike whooshes]
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- [chuckles]
Nothing beats sabotage-y.
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[sparks crackling]
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Huh?
Me brakes?
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They've been sabotagied!
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[tires screech]
Oh!
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* *
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[explosion]
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* *
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- Who wants biscuits?
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- Huh?
- What about you, mister?
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Buy some biscuits from
a sweet little girl?
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- Are you kidding?
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Everyone's chompers
have gone missing.
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How are we supposed
to chew biscuits
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if we ain't got no teeth?
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[all groaning]
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- [chuckling]
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[slams trunk]
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Looks like I borrowed
everyone's dentures.
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[laughs]
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[screams]
Ooh-ie!
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* *
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[blender whirring]
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* *
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Get your biscuit mush
right here, nice and soft.
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We do the chewing
so you don't have to.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Homemade biscuits.
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- Lovely mush.
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- Well, I guess that's it.
Time to call it a day.
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[cart squeaking]
- Live and learn, Pearly girl.
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That's just the way
the biscuit bounces.
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[chuckling]
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- Make mine extra mushy.
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- [laughs]
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- [sighs]
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- Aw, hey there, Pearly girl.
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Sorry you didn't win
the competition.
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- Oh, I didn't lose yet.
- You didn't?
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- Nope, I realized there was
one more person to sell to,
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and I know how to get him
to buy anything.
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[laughs]
- Oh.
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I don't like
where this is going.
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- [straining]
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[sobbing]
Oh, Daddy!
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Buy my biscuits.
[sobbing]
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Oh, Daddy!
- No, I can't-- I--
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- [sobbing]
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[water gurgling]
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- All right,
I'll buy your biscuits.
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- Thanks, Daddy.
Mwah!
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We're going to Mars.
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- [sobs]
Hm, these are tasty.
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[rocket whooshes]
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- Whew, that was some
mighty fine selling,
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Science Scouts.
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Now, we can afford
to boldly expand
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into new biscuit markets.
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00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,082
[together]
Hooray!
235
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,283
[knocking]
236
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,185
[together]
Huh?
237
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:27,287
- Greetings, Earth creatures.
238
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,657
Would you like to purchase
some Astro Biscuits?
239
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:35,262
We are raising money
for a trip to Earth.
240
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,166
- OK, y'all.
241
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,533
If we earn enough money,
242
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,535
we can afford a trip
to Jupiter.
243
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,474
[upbeat music]
244
00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:57,417
- Vroom, vroom!
Vrow!
245
00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:01,688
My boat was stuck in reverse
for a whole mile.
246
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:05,926
I turned left and backed into
a mountain of giant springs.
247
00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,795
- Whoa!
Wow.
248
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,496
Righteous, dude.
249
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,965
- Then, the boat
sprung forward,
250
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:15,568
up onto an unfinished bridge,
where we bounced--
251
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,405
yoink, yoink--
from column to column
252
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,541
and got caught on the hook
of a construction crane,
253
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,811
where we swung out
over the city
254
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:27,815
until we landed
on a garbage dumpster.
255
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:32,052
- Thank you, SpongeBob,
for that melodramatic
256
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,687
retelling of our
last driving lesson.
257
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,324
- My pleasure.
[engine revving]
258
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,259
[horse neighing]
259
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:44,564
[laughs nervously]
Wall came out of nowhere.
260
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,366
[sparse applause]
261
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,235
- Settle down, class.
262
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:51,404
I'm elated to announce
that today
263
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:55,242
we have a new driving student
with us.
264
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,310
Come in and introduce yourself.
265
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,646
- Thank you so much
for this opportunity.
266
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,415
Acceleration T. Greenlight's
the name,
267
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,784
and teaching driving
is my game.
268
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,419
- What?
269
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:10,623
- I'm the owner and operator of
the Greenlight Driving School.
270
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:11,791
[horn honks]
271
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,793
- All right, mister,
you can just--
272
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,963
- And I guarantee
a driver's license
273
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:19,766
to anyone after only one drive
around the block,
274
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,002
and at half the price
that Mrs. Puff charges.
275
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,136
[chuckles]
276
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,372
[cheers and applause]
277
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,841
- I've dealt
with his kind before.
278
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:30,243
[desk buzzes]
279
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:38,385
No, I am not going back
to the slammer.
280
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:41,221
- Once around the block
and your license is a lock.
281
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:45,192
Follow me!
Right this way, beep, beep!
282
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,895
- Beep, beep!
Beep, beep!
283
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:51,965
- Class, where are you going?
Don't listen to him.
284
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,734
Come back.
We have a lesson.
285
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:55,969
[sighs]
286
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:59,072
- Welcome, suckers--
I mean, students--
287
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:02,109
to the Greenlight
Driving School.
288
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:06,046
- I can't believe
everyone left me.
289
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,248
- Not everyone!
290
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,784
- [sighs]
SpongeBob.
291
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,287
I might have known.
292
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,893
Whoa!
- No problem.
293
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,462
- Careful.
Watch out.
294
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,431
- I got this.
- Slow down.
295
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,034
Brakes, brakes!
296
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,503
[screaming]
- Sorry.
297
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:34,707
- Oh, Neptune.
- Whoops.
298
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:37,144
Here you go.
That's for today's lesson.
299
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,611
[grunts]
300
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,447
Don't spend it all
in one place.
301
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,349
See you next week.
302
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,651
* La, la, la, la, la, la, la *
303
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,354
- [growls]
304
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,290
- Yessiree,
once around the block.
305
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:55,062
[laughs]
306
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:57,297
Congratulations!
307
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,299
You're a licensed driver.
308
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:02,002
- Gnarly.
309
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,136
[cash register chimes]
310
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,471
[chuckles]
311
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,506
[boat crashes]
312
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,741
- I want a license.
- Me too!
313
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:11,711
- [scoffs]
Acceleration T. Greenlight.
314
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:15,715
Yah! Bills?
Overdue, delinquent?
315
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,518
[gasps]
"Pay or die?"
316
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,820
How will I ever pay these bills
317
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:24,024
teaching SpongeBob
only once a week?
318
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,059
Oh.
319
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:31,364
- Yah!
- Yoo-hoo, SpongeBob?
320
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,500
Hop in for your next lesson.
321
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,568
- Oh, you're mistaken,
Mrs. Puff.
322
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,604
Today's not my lesson day.
323
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,940
- I just upgraded you
to Super Gold status.
324
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:44,677
You'll have lessons every day,
with the corresponding fees,
325
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,414
of course.
- Yeah, but I--
326
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,216
I'm on my way to work.
327
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,551
- Get in the boat!
- Yes, Mrs. Puff.
328
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,154
- Now, drive.
- Aye, aye.
329
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:57,157
[bright music]
330
00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:59,993
* *
331
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,429
- [screaming]
332
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,965
Wow!
I can't look!
333
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:09,369
[screams]
Stop!
334
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,172
* *
335
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,307
[boat thuds]
336
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,009
- Ooh, looky there.
337
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:19,146
It's that really successful
driving school.
338
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:22,482
- Hey, thanks.
- Thanks.
339
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,084
- [laughs]
Great.
340
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,253
I can drive now.
341
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,856
* *
342
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,558
- Huh, thanks!
343
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,893
* *
344
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,962
- Hello, loser.
345
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,532
- Don't worry, Mrs. Puff.
346
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,602
I'm loyal to you and only you.
347
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,737
- Oh, thank you, Sponge...
348
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:48,241
[tires screech]
Bob!
349
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:51,478
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
350
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,881
[all screaming]
351
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,417
[boat crashes]
352
00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,420
[trident point thuds]
353
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,189
- [sighs]
354
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:06,159
That was a long day's
driving lesson, Gary.
355
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,661
[boat honking]
356
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:12,599
- SpongeBob,
time for your next lesson!
357
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,001
- Yeah, but it's
the middle of the night.
358
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,603
- Tonight's lesson is...
- [screams]
359
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,405
- Late-night driving.
360
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,907
Of course,
there'll be an extra fee.
361
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,909
Hurry up.
362
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:27,280
- [yawns]
Coming, Mrs. Puff.
363
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:31,984
- The most important part of
night driving is staying awake.
364
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,186
Some loud music...
365
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:36,423
[bombastic big band music]
366
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,558
And coffee should do it.
367
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:42,295
- Eeeh!
- Watch it.
368
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,896
- Get off the road!
369
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:46,899
[boats crashing]
370
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,639
[bright music]
371
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:55,074
* *
372
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:58,077
- I'll see you in the morning
for tomorrow's lesson.
373
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,880
- But tomorrow is Sunday.
374
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,049
- It's your Sunday
driver lesson,
375
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:06,486
you silly billy boy.
376
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:10,890
- Yeah, I'm a silly billy boy.
377
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:14,060
Finally, a day to myself.
378
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,729
[humming melody]
379
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,598
[boat honks]
Huh?
380
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:23,035
- Today's lesson, ice driving.
381
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,037
- Whoa.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
382
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,474
Turn into the slide.
Foot off the gas.
383
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,276
Pray to Neptune.
384
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,410
[screams]
385
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:33,780
* *
386
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,749
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
387
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,585
- Hey, that actually worked.
388
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,420
[ice cracking]
389
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,655
[boat splashes]
390
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,492
- [yodeling]
391
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,595
Just what I needed,
some me time.
392
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,430
[inhales deeply]
393
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,098
[boat honks]
Yikes!
394
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,833
What lesson now?
395
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,603
- Mountain driving lesson.
396
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,906
[screaming]
397
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,611
- Look out below!
398
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:10,049
[explosion]
399
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,485
- Nurse,
I'm unzipping him now.
400
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,221
[monitors beeping]
401
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:18,525
- Oh, hold on, Doctor.
Mrs. Puff, are you in there?
402
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,827
[echoing]
Are you in there?
403
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:25,198
- Don't be silly, SpongeBob.
How would I fit in there?
404
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:29,869
- Yeah,
there's only room for one, me.
405
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,639
[together]
Oh, Patrick.
406
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:37,043
- Time for your next
driving lesson.
407
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,912
- But, Mrs. Puff,
I'm totally broke.
408
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:42,382
I can't pay for
any more lessons.
409
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:48,054
- Well, I guess it's
the end of the road for me.
410
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:52,091
- Can we get some lunch now?
Your stomach is empty
411
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,629
- [sighs]
Out of business.
412
00:19:56,696 --> 00:20:00,800
I thought my school
would last forever.
413
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:06,506
SpongeBob,
the one-sponge wrecking crew.
414
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:09,108
[bell dings]
Ooh!
415
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:12,011
Hold on, SpongeBob.
That's it.
416
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:15,915
I can't believe I've been
going about this all wrong.
417
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:17,884
[laughs]
418
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,253
- Happy trails, snail.
419
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,821
- [meows]
420
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,893
- Well, if it isn't Mrs. Puff.
421
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,696
What brings you to
my humble driving school?
422
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,365
- You say you can get
any student a license
423
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,267
with just one lesson?
424
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,168
- Guaranteed.
425
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:40,273
- Well, I've got
a live one for you.
426
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:47,547
[laughs]
Oh, good luck!
427
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:50,350
You'll need it.
Mwah.
428
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:53,986
[laughing]
429
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:56,356
- The trick to being
a licensed driver
430
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:59,392
is going once around the block.
431
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:02,295
Whoa!
432
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:06,065
[screaming]
433
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,835
What are you doing?
Let me out!
434
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,604
- Oh, I haven't learned
"let me out" yet,
435
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,240
but I'll show you
what I have learned.
436
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,142
[engine rumbles]
437
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,310
- Whoa!
438
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:21,348
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
439
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,650
Whoa, ah, whoa!
440
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,652
[sobbing]
441
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:28,187
[boats crashing]
442
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:31,991
Stop!
Stop this boat, I beg of you!
443
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,494
- The trick
to being a passenger
444
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:37,229
is to give up all control.
445
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,232
- [screams]
446
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,502
[boat crashes]
447
00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:44,036
- How's my driving?
448
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,773
- Well, if it isn't SpongeBob.
449
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,041
And you've captured
the notorious
450
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,378
Acceleration T. Greenlight.
451
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:53,946
He's been selling
phony driver's licenses
452
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:56,148
throughout the seabed.
453
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:58,451
- And I would have
gotten away with it, too,
454
00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:01,788
if it wasn't for the
worst driver in all the oceans.
455
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:05,291
[laughter]
456
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:08,595
- I wonder
who he meant by that.
457
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:12,331
- Thank you, SpongeBob.
Do go on.
458
00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:15,267
- Then, Acceleration and I
went down the mountain,
459
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,670
and we drove through the fog.
[crashes]
460
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:20,072
And we crashed on the ice.
461
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:24,377
- I love that story, SpongeBob.
Tell it again.
462
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:26,479
[objects crashing
and thudding]
463
00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:29,716
- Beep, beep, beep, beep.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
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