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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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[flute plays]
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[waves crashing]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- [snoring]
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[horn blares]
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- Good morning, alarm clock.
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[horn blares]
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- Ah.
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Whoa!
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Ha!
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Ah.
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Hmm.
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Choices, choices.
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[laughs]
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Whoa!
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Whoops.
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Pants are a little
twisted around.
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Heh.
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Ah.
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[trumpet plays]
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Whoa!
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Whoops.
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Almost forgot
my lucky tie clip.
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I'm ready!
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♪ La, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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[piano playing]
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Young lady, allow me.
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- Oh, you.
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[engines droning]
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- Morning, SpongeBob.
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- Good morning, Sewer Man.
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- There goes one lucky boy.
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- See you tomorrow, sweetie.
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- [scatting]
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Whoopsie!
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- Whoa, whoa.
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- Ah.
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Ha-ha.
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Good morning, Squidward.
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- [grumbles]
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And why are you
so peppy this morning?
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- Because today
is my lucky day,
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thanks to my lucky tie clip.
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- Don't you wear that
tie clip every day?
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- Uh-huh.
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Every day is my lucky day.
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- [laughs]
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- Pfft, luck isn't real.
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It's all in your head.
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- Squidward, it's unlucky
not to believe in luck.
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- Hmph.
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- Sorry, Mr. Squidward.
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Didn't see you there.
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- [grumbling]
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- [giggles]
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[giggles]
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One Krabby Patty pickle deluxe,
perfectly prepared.
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- Hmm.
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I'll be the judge of that.
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[murmuring]
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- Hmm.
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I want to complain.
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But it's too delectable!
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[cheering]
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- How?
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How did you accomplish
such perfection?
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- Guess I'm just lucky.
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♪ ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la ♪
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Whoa.
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Whoa, whoa!
Ah!
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Whoops.
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[glass shatters]
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- [snoring]
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[horn blares]
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- Ready to start
another lucky day, Gary?
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- [meows]
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- Whoa!
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Whoa.
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Hey.
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Huh?
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Ah!
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Where's my lucky tie clip?
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Not here.
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No.
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Nuh-uh.
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[toilet flushes]
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[blower droning]
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[dishes clattering]
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No!
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My lucky tie clip is missing.
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[cuckooing]
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Oh no.
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I'm late for work.
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I'll search for it later.
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Wah, nah, ah, whoa!
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[screaming]
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[electricity buzzing]
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[laughter]
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Whoa!
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- Oh, sorry.
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I was running late today.
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Jeez, what bad luck.
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- Give me your wallet.
Make it snappy.
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- Uh, uh.
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- See you tomorrow, sweetie.
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- [groans]
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[screaming]
- Whoopsie.
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- Hot dog.
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Get your hot--
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- [groans]
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[screaming]
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[gasping]
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- What happened to you?
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- I lost my lucky tie clip, and
now everything is going wrong.
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- [scoffs]
There's no such thing as luck.
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Your dumb tie clip has
nothing to do with it.
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- Oh, poor naive Squidward.
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Whoa!
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[groans]
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Oh, spatula cramp.
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Aw.
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[sniffs]
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[moans]
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[screaming]
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[alarm ringing]
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- [grumbles]
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- Do you have any
recommendations?
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- Yeah.
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Eat somewhere else.
- Hmm.
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Excellent advice.
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Thank you, young man.
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- A tip?
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Must be my lucky day.
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Not that I believe
in that nonsense.
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- [groaning]
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One Krabby Patty combo.
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- Hmph.
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[chomping]
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Hmm.
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The soda is flat,
the fries are oily,
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and the Krabby Patty is bland.
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- B-b-b-bland?
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[groans]
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- What's the matter
with you, boyo?
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- Aw, I'm bad luck, Mr. Krabs.
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Bad luck.
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- Bad luck?
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The restaurant
business runs on luck.
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If bad luck sets in,
the Krusty Krab is doomed.
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Everyone out!
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Out, out, out, out, out.
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I got to burn some
dried kelp and cleanse
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this joint of any bad mojo.
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[panicked gasping]
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- SpongeBob!
Squidward!
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Take the day off.
- Day off?
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No!
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- Yes!
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- [groaning]
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I hope my good luck went
to someone who needed it.
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- [laughs]
Huh?
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[awed tone]
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A hair?
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Maybe I'm getting
SpongeBob's good luck.
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Ya, ta, ta, ta,
ya, ta, ta, ta.
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- Hey, Patrick.
- Hey, SpongeBob!
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You OK?
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- I lost my lucky tie clip.
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I am now the unluckiest
person alive.
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Can I have a hug?
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- No, thank you.
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I wouldn't touch you
with a 10-foot pole.
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I don't want your bad luck
to rub off on me.
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- Oh, what am I going to do?
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- Hmm.
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Why don't you find
a new lucky charm?
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- Great idea.
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Thanks, Patrick.
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[humming]
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- I don't know what
I'd do without you,
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my lucky 11-foot pole.
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[kissing]
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- Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.
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Oh, a four-leaf kelp.
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They're really lucky.
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- [screams]
A new freeway?
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That's not lucky.
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Ow, ow.
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A sea bunny's foot.
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They're extra lucky.
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- [growls]
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- Unless it's still
attached to the sea bunny.
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[screaming]
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Sorry.
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[thunder crashing]
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[groans]
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[chatter]
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- [groaning]
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Huh?
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[upbeat music]
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Squidward?
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[cheering]
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- Some people have all the
luck, SpongeBob, just not you.
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[laughter]
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- [crying]
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00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:43,379
Huh?
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My tie clip?
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I had it with me all day?
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Huh, it was just
like Squidward said.
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Hey, Squidward, you were right.
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Luck was all just in my head.
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I don't need this solid
gold lucky tie clip.
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[whistles]
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But it never hurts
to be on the safe side.
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[laughter]
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♪
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Hey, Squidward,
my good luck is back.
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Back in my head.
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- Hold on.
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00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:24,551
If SpongeBob's luck
is back, then--
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[playing discordantly]
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[booing, jeering]
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00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:34,482
Oh, no.
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Just my luck.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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[laughter]
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- Ooh, you got him, Patrick.
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- You're mine now, jelly!
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[grunts]
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00:12:13,379 --> 00:12:16,344
[snoring]
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[snoring]
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[gasping]
255
00:12:28,344 --> 00:12:29,448
Huh?
256
00:12:29,551 --> 00:12:31,482
How long was I out?
257
00:12:34,034 --> 00:12:35,758
- About a week.
258
00:12:35,862 --> 00:12:37,689
- Whoo, a new record!
259
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:38,931
[laugh]
260
00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:43,172
Yeah, it's all
in the old wrist.
261
00:12:43,241 --> 00:12:44,517
[snoring]
262
00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:46,896
- [groans]
263
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:54,103
Ah, nothing like a day
of napping to tucker you out.
264
00:12:54,172 --> 00:12:56,482
Good night, Mr. Lamp.
265
00:12:58,413 --> 00:13:01,448
Huh, not sleeping yet.
266
00:13:01,517 --> 00:13:03,862
Oh, maybe if I lay this way.
267
00:13:05,793 --> 00:13:08,344
[groaning]
268
00:13:12,448 --> 00:13:16,724
I guess I'll just sit up
and wait to get sleepy.
269
00:13:16,793 --> 00:13:17,862
Hmph.
270
00:13:21,482 --> 00:13:22,965
[groans]
271
00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:26,379
I've been waiting
to sleep all day!
272
00:13:26,482 --> 00:13:29,965
Oh, it's already
half past a freckle.
273
00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:32,931
Guess I'll see what
SpongeBob's doing.
274
00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:37,620
- [snoring]
275
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,827
- Want to hang out?
276
00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:42,931
- Oh, Patrick, it's you.
277
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,827
What are you doing
here so late?
278
00:13:44,862 --> 00:13:46,241
- I can't sleep.
279
00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:48,000
Let's do stuff!
280
00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:53,448
- Um, OK, sure, but I have
to be up in four hours.
281
00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:54,862
- Perfect!
282
00:13:54,931 --> 00:13:55,965
- Whoa!
283
00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:57,655
[bright music]
284
00:13:57,724 --> 00:14:00,655
- [grunting]
285
00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:03,586
I can't believe
you're beating me!
286
00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:07,448
Uh.
287
00:14:09,586 --> 00:14:11,586
You win again?
288
00:14:11,689 --> 00:14:13,379
All right.
289
00:14:13,413 --> 00:14:15,724
Best 200 out of 300.
290
00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:19,034
- [mumbling]
291
00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:23,310
- First one to dig
to rock bottom wins.
292
00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:28,655
Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.
293
00:14:28,724 --> 00:14:32,103
[babbling]
294
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,241
- [sighs]
295
00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:40,068
Patrick, this is
really fun and all,
296
00:14:40,137 --> 00:14:42,310
but I need to get to bed.
297
00:14:42,379 --> 00:14:45,344
- But I still can't sleep.
298
00:14:45,413 --> 00:14:48,827
- Patrick, you've got to get
some sleep and fast, or else
299
00:14:48,896 --> 00:14:51,172
you could start seeing things.
300
00:14:51,241 --> 00:14:52,896
- Wait.
301
00:14:52,965 --> 00:14:55,103
I'm seeing things now.
302
00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:57,034
House.
Ground.
303
00:14:57,103 --> 00:14:58,241
Sky!
304
00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:00,793
Make it stop, SpongeBob!
305
00:15:00,896 --> 00:15:02,862
Make it stop.
306
00:15:03,965 --> 00:15:05,793
- Don't worry, pal.
307
00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:06,862
I'll help you get to--
308
00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:08,724
[snoring]
309
00:15:08,793 --> 00:15:10,724
- Hey, that's my sleep.
310
00:15:10,793 --> 00:15:12,344
- Huh?
311
00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:14,620
[groans]
Sleep.
312
00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:22,206
All you need is a good
tucking in and some warm milk.
313
00:15:28,655 --> 00:15:31,137
And some chamomile tea.
314
00:15:32,413 --> 00:15:33,896
[pop]
315
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:37,413
And my favorite lullaby.
316
00:15:37,482 --> 00:15:40,379
[soft music]
317
00:15:40,448 --> 00:15:47,482
♪ ♪
318
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:56,000
- [snoring]
319
00:15:57,241 --> 00:16:00,172
- SpongeBob,
I still can't sleep.
320
00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:02,000
Huh?
321
00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:08,172
Oh, looks like I'll have to
do this the old-fashioned way.
322
00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:19,034
Oh, I'm still awake.
323
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,482
Still awake.
324
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,172
[grunts]
325
00:16:35,586 --> 00:16:39,862
I think it's working.
326
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,689
No.
327
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,241
Ugh.
328
00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:49,068
I didn't want to do this,
but I'm down to my last resort.
329
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,413
- Hi, Squidward.
330
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,103
- Patrick, what could
you possibly want
331
00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:02,172
at this hour of the night?
332
00:17:02,241 --> 00:17:03,448
- [sighs]
333
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:06,448
I need to hear your life story.
334
00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:08,655
- Just as I thought,
an idiotic--
335
00:17:08,724 --> 00:17:09,758
what?
336
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:12,551
You need to hear my life story?
337
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:14,275
- Yep.
338
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:18,689
- Well, it's such short notice.
339
00:17:18,758 --> 00:17:21,379
I don't have anything prepared,
340
00:17:21,448 --> 00:17:24,965
except this rough manuscript.
341
00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:30,413
I call it "Tentacles:
Eight Legs, Eight Lives."
342
00:17:33,758 --> 00:17:35,827
- But you only have four legs.
343
00:17:35,896 --> 00:17:37,758
- And two arms.
344
00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:39,482
- Oh, yeah.
345
00:17:39,551 --> 00:17:40,793
Yeah, that makes eight.
346
00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:42,758
- [clears throat]
Chapter 1.
347
00:17:42,827 --> 00:17:45,655
"In my youth,
my brilliance was evident.
348
00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:50,000
"Instead of wasting my time
making friends, I made art.
349
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:53,448
"I recall making a rather
sophisticated tentacle painting
350
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:54,758
that even my teacher--"
351
00:17:54,862 --> 00:17:56,103
- Wait a minute.
352
00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:57,724
I'm not getting sleepy.
353
00:17:57,793 --> 00:18:00,103
I'm just getting bored.
354
00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:02,172
- "--and perplexity
as I was bequeathed
355
00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:05,793
an award for my achievements."
356
00:18:05,862 --> 00:18:06,931
- Huh.
357
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,758
Well, at least
my pipe works for him.
358
00:18:12,965 --> 00:18:15,310
If I'm not sleepy,
359
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:19,310
I'll just have
to tire myself out.
360
00:18:19,413 --> 00:18:22,551
Oh, a hot dog!
361
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:24,310
Give me!
362
00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:27,827
[laughing]
363
00:18:29,931 --> 00:18:32,724
- [grunting]
364
00:18:32,793 --> 00:18:34,620
Give me.
365
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:35,965
[grunting]
366
00:18:36,034 --> 00:18:38,551
Ah!
367
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:43,413
I've got you now,
you little old man.
368
00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:47,448
- You want to see
a picture of my grandkids?
369
00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:52,275
- [laughing]
370
00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:54,655
- Uh, hi, Patrick.
371
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,758
Still not sleeping, huh?
372
00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:59,862
- How can you tell?
373
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,517
- Just a hunch.
[laughs]
374
00:19:01,586 --> 00:19:04,931
Looks like you need
a visit from the Sandman.
375
00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:06,586
He'd blow a little
sand in your eyes,
376
00:19:06,689 --> 00:19:08,827
and you'd be out like a light.
377
00:19:08,896 --> 00:19:12,172
- A Sandman.
[laughs]
378
00:19:12,241 --> 00:19:15,482
Eyes, out like a light!
379
00:19:15,551 --> 00:19:18,344
[maniacal laughter]
380
00:19:19,896 --> 00:19:22,344
- OK.
See you later.
381
00:19:25,862 --> 00:19:27,310
- [laughing]
382
00:19:27,379 --> 00:19:29,827
Me make Sandman.
383
00:19:29,896 --> 00:19:32,620
[laughter]
384
00:19:32,689 --> 00:19:36,241
[spooky music]
385
00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:39,103
OK, Mr. Sandman.
386
00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:44,724
Now blow sand in my eyes
and put me to sleep.
387
00:19:44,827 --> 00:19:46,206
What's wrong?
388
00:19:46,241 --> 00:19:48,379
You need more sand?
389
00:19:48,413 --> 00:19:50,448
- [laughing]
390
00:19:50,517 --> 00:19:52,448
- Huh?
391
00:19:52,517 --> 00:19:53,758
Gah!
392
00:19:53,862 --> 00:19:56,379
- [laughing]
393
00:19:56,448 --> 00:19:58,275
- Get back here!
394
00:19:58,379 --> 00:20:01,482
- Ooh, you'll have
to catch me first.
395
00:20:01,551 --> 00:20:04,862
- [yelling]
396
00:20:08,344 --> 00:20:11,034
- Whee!
397
00:20:11,068 --> 00:20:12,034
[car alarm blaring]
398
00:20:12,068 --> 00:20:15,379
- Hey, cool, a raving lunatic.
399
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:21,137
- I'll chase you to the ends
of the ocean, Sandman!
400
00:20:21,206 --> 00:20:22,379
[panting]
401
00:20:22,413 --> 00:20:24,379
Gah!
402
00:20:24,413 --> 00:20:27,586
- [giggling]
403
00:20:27,689 --> 00:20:30,172
- Finally.
404
00:20:30,241 --> 00:20:32,344
Oh, oh, that's it.
405
00:20:32,413 --> 00:20:34,896
Keep it coming.
406
00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:39,241
Oh, where are you going?
407
00:20:39,275 --> 00:20:40,413
- [laughing]
408
00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:42,862
- I'm not sleepy yet!
409
00:20:47,241 --> 00:20:48,724
- Meow!
410
00:20:48,793 --> 00:20:51,103
- [groans]
411
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:53,379
- Come on.
More!
412
00:20:54,827 --> 00:20:56,965
Where are you going?
413
00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:05,620
Better.
But I need more!
414
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:08,344
- Ooh-hoo!
415
00:21:08,413 --> 00:21:10,275
- [groans]
416
00:21:10,344 --> 00:21:13,310
- [laughing]
417
00:21:13,413 --> 00:21:15,172
[blows raspberry]
418
00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:23,310
- Sandman, your stupid
sleep sand doesn't work!
419
00:21:23,413 --> 00:21:25,034
- Patrick, stop!
420
00:21:25,103 --> 00:21:26,310
That's no Sandman.
421
00:21:26,413 --> 00:21:27,896
That's Squidward.
422
00:21:27,965 --> 00:21:30,137
- Ay, ay.
423
00:21:30,172 --> 00:21:33,758
[groaning]
424
00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:35,172
- Oops.
425
00:21:35,241 --> 00:21:36,413
- [groaning]
426
00:21:36,482 --> 00:21:37,965
Hmph.
427
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,000
Another misadventure
for my memoir.
428
00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:42,931
- It's no use, SpongeBob.
429
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:47,000
All the Sandman's sand
couldn't make me sleepy.
430
00:21:49,724 --> 00:21:56,034
I guess I'll just be awake
for the rest of my life.
431
00:21:56,137 --> 00:21:58,275
- Oh, aha.
432
00:21:58,344 --> 00:22:00,655
If you're going
to be awake forever,
433
00:22:00,689 --> 00:22:03,551
then you might as well
put that to good use.
434
00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:05,862
- [laughs]
435
00:22:05,931 --> 00:22:08,275
SpongeBob, you were right.
436
00:22:08,379 --> 00:22:11,793
My "awakeyness"
makes me the perfect
437
00:22:11,862 --> 00:22:15,379
all-night long-haul trucker.
438
00:22:15,448 --> 00:22:17,379
[horn honks]
439
00:22:17,413 --> 00:22:19,206
- 10-4, good buddy.
440
00:22:19,275 --> 00:22:21,517
- All right,
keep your rubber side down
441
00:22:21,586 --> 00:22:23,793
and the bugs off your glass.
442
00:22:23,862 --> 00:22:25,137
I'll catch you on the flip.
443
00:22:25,206 --> 00:22:26,310
[snoring]
444
00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:29,413
[beeping]
445
00:22:36,965 --> 00:22:40,275
- [laughing]
446
00:22:43,275 --> 00:22:46,172
[upbeat music]
447
00:22:46,275 --> 00:22:53,275
♪ ♪
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