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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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[flute plays]
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[waves crashing]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- And now
"The Jellyson Group."
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- Good evening and welcome
to "The Jellyson Group,"
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Bikini Bottom's best and
only show about jellyfishing.
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My guests tonight
are jellyfishing fashion
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journalist Fabrica Olay.
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- [slurps]
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Hmph.
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- Famed jellyfish
juggler Fish-O The Clown.
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[honks horn]
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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And something
called a SpongeBob.
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- [babbles]
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- Tonight we will be discussing
the moon jellyfish.
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Only seen once every 25
years, will soon be migrating
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through Bikini Bottom.
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- If I can just interrupt,
there's no evidence
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this jellyfish even exists.
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Has anyone seen it,
much less caught it?
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- Kevin C. Cucumber,
the greatest
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jellyfisher who ever lived,
caught the moon jellyfish.
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Roll his famous
moon catching clip.
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- [laughs]
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I caught it!
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I caught the moon jellyfish!
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I love jellyfishing!
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- That video is a fake.
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- Well, it looked real to me.
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[horn honking]
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That fish is real--
- It's a fake! A ruse!
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- you big-shoed buffoon.
- Anyone could see it.
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- The moon jellyfish is a fact.
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- Stop!
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It's not fake, and I'll prove
it to you by catching the moon
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jellyfish just like Kevin did.
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[laughter]
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What did I tell you, Gary?
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Maybe if I can get
Kevin to help me,
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I'll have a chance to
catch that moon jellyfish.
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And I know just
where to find Kevin.
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At the Jellyspotters Clubhouse.
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Ooh.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Meep.
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Meep meep.
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- Hello.
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I'm looking for--
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- Meep.
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Meep.
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[regal music]
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- Kevin, is it really you?
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I'm not worthy.
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- Hey there, Not Worthy.
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I'm Patrick.
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- Patrick?
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You're the president
of the Jellyspotters Club?
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- Sure am.
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We drew straws, and I was the
first one to eat them all.
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- That's great.
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Is Kevin Cucumber here?
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- You mean the guy that
looks like a nerdy pickle?
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He got kicked out
of the club years
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ago and mysteriously
disappeared.
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No one knows where he is.
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Huh?
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But if you want to find him,
here's his current address.
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- 123 Shack in the Woods Lane.
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Thank you, Patrick.
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- That's President
Patrick to you, Sonny Jim.
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Can I get a refill on these?
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- Well, these are the woods,
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and this is
the only lane I see.
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[thunder booming]
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This must be the place.
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Uh-- oh!
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Hello?
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Kevin?
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You here?
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[screams]
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Oh, phew.
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- [groans]
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- [screams]
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- [sneezes]
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- Time for walkies,
Miss Marigold.
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Huh?
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- Um, uh--
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hello, ma'am.
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I'm looking for
Kevin C. Cucumber.
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Have you seen him?
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- Eh, uh--
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- [screaming]
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- Ahh!
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Oh, Kevin?
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- SpongeBob?
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- Kevin!
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- What are you doing here at
my secret forest shame hole?
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- Looking for you, silly.
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I need some moon
jellyfish-catching tips
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from the master.
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- Master?
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Ha!
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I've lost any skills
I might have once had.
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I don't remember how to
catch a regular jelly.
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I don't even remember
how to catch a cold.
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[sobbing]
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- Well, don't worry, Kevin.
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I can get you back in shape.
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Then we can catch
the moon jelly,
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and then you'll
be on top again.
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- [blows nose]
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- Just like the old days.
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- You think so?
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It's worth a try.
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Thanks, SpongeBob.
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This is the best day
I've had in years.
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- Um, maybe we'll
clean you up first.
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Hmm.
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[razor buzzing]
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- [groans]
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- Kevin is back, baby.
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- Now that you're
looking the part,
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let's shake the rust off those
jellyfishing skills, shall we?
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- Hmm.
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[jellyfish buzzing]
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[laughs]
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[yells]
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[jellyfish zapping]
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- Ooh.
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Maybe we'll start with
something a little easier.
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[jellyfish cooing]
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Jelly babies.
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[jellyfish zapping]
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OK, maybe something
a lot easier.
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- [yelps]
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Now, go ahead, Kevin.
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Ow!
Take your-- ow!-- best swing.
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- Mm-hmm.
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I did it!
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I'm a jellyfisher again!
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[laughs]
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- OK, now for the real deal.
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What's step one in catching
the moon jellyfish?
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- Uh, I know this one.
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Wait for the moon
to come out so we can see it.
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[yelps]
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- Ooh, good step one.
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Here it comes.
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[giggles]
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[mystical music]
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♪ ♪
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[jellyfish humming]
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Ah!
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OK, Kevin, what's step two?
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Kevin?
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- [screaming]
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- Tire the moon jelly out
by getting it to chase us.
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That must be step two, huh?
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- There is no step two.
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I don't know how to
catch a moon jellyfish.
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I faked the moon
catching on a soundstage
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so people would
think I was cool.
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I got it.
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Aw.
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[sobbing]
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- This is your chance
to catch it and really be cool.
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Quick, in here.
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Our best bet is to surround it.
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You go left.
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I'll go right.
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We'll catch it between us.
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And remember, stealth is key.
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[both yelling]
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- Huh?
Ahh!
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[both shouting]
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[sirens wailing]
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- Some of us work
in the morning.
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Come on!
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[both screaming]
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all: Hey,
it's the moon jellyfish.
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Look at that.
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[cheering]
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[jellyfish buzzing]
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- I don't think
we're going to catch up
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to that jellyfish, SpongeBob.
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My knees are getting tired.
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[knee yawns]
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- If we can't outrun it,
maybe we can trap it.
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But we'll need some bait.
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What would a moon
jellyfish like to eat?
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both: Cheese.
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- Hmm?
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[slurps]
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- Freeze, moon jelly.
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- Prepare to be caught.
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Huh?
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- [chuckles]
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- We're losing the light.
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The moon jelly's
going to disappear.
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- Losing the light, you say?
- Huh?
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Maybe you could use
a little moonlight.
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[triumphant music]
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♪ ♪
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[together]
Meep, meep, meep.
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- Look, it's working!
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- We need more moonlight!
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[horn honks]
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- Huh?
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- Ahh!
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Gah!
- Hyah!
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- We caught him.
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We did it, Kevin.
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We did it.
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Whoa!
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- Sorry, SpongeBob.
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But there's no we about it.
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I'm the sole catcher
of the moon jellyfish.
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[laughs]
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Wha?
Wait a minute.
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Where are we going?
Where are you taking me?
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[screams]
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[together]
Ooh.
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- Wow.
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- Where's the moon jelly going?
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- Home, Patrick.
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Home.
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Until it comes back
in 25 years, that is.
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- [screaming]
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- [giggling]
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- I hate jellyfishing.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- [giggling]
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OK, Sandy, your surprise is
just a few more steps away.
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- Gosh, fellas,
I can't wait to--
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both: Surprise!
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- [gasps] The Museum of
Bikini Bottom History!
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How'd y'all know
to take me here?
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- You gave us
these invitations.
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- Bleh-ehh.
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- And boy am I glad I did.
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I'm just itching to learn
all about the rich history
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of Bikini Bottom.
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And I will be taking notes.
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My research
is going to be featured
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in a scientific journal,
"The Naval Gazette."
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- I love gazing at my navel.
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Hi.
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Well, what are we waiting for?
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[grunting]
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- Tickets, please.
273
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:55,252
- Here you go.
274
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:57,298
- [groans]
Let's see here.
275
00:12:57,385 --> 00:13:02,782
One, two-- gee,
I lost my place.
276
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,784
- Look, the first artifact.
277
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:09,701
Bikini Bottom's
oldest security guard.
278
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,618
- They should dust
these old robots.
279
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:16,360
- Hey, can't you read?
280
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,885
It says no touching.
281
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,060
- [laughs]
282
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,584
Sorry.
283
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:23,628
- All right, youngsters.
284
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:24,847
In you go.
285
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,544
Now, don't cause
any trouble,
286
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,372
or you'll have to answer to me.
287
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,548
[laughs]
288
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,637
Hello?
289
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,814
[snoring]
290
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:38,078
- Welcome to the ancient
past before Bikini
291
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:40,254
Bottom was Bikini Bottom.
292
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,299
They say the exhibits
here date back
293
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:45,085
at least one gazillion years.
294
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:47,522
- Uh, you sure about that math?
295
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,785
- Uh, they do math good.
296
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:53,484
- [gasps]
297
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:55,312
Look here, fellas.
298
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,575
Millions of years ago,
this here land
299
00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:00,187
was called Bikini Top.
300
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:04,800
The elevation was lowered
due to natural erosion.
301
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:05,975
- [scoffs]
302
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:08,195
That's not how it happened.
303
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:09,500
- Don't worry, Sandy.
304
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,851
We'll tell you the true story.
305
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:15,898
- Yeah.
It goes like this.
306
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,901
A gazillion years
ago, Bikini Top
307
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:22,470
was hit by a humongous anchor.
308
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,864
- The anchor flattened
the hill to the bottom
309
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:28,041
of the ocean, which is why
it's called Bikini Bottom.
310
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:31,305
- And then the
anchor was so heavy
311
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:35,744
that a bunch of buildings got
popped up out of the ground.
312
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:39,356
[hawk cawing]
313
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,924
- Ah!
- Ooh!
314
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:46,624
- Bikini Bottom.
315
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:53,457
[both hooting]
316
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,938
- You mean to tell me
the very anchor
317
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:58,506
we're standing
inside now is the one
318
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:00,638
that created Bikini Bottom?
319
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:03,032
both:
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
320
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:06,427
- Yup.
321
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:09,691
I see.
322
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,606
[elevator dings]
323
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,782
Looks like this
floor covers Bikini
324
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:17,090
Bottom's old pioneer days.
325
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:18,178
- Wow.
326
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,484
A genuine antique rock.
327
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:23,705
The pioneers used to ride
these babies for miles.
328
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,360
- I want to try.
329
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:30,103
Giddyup.
330
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,060
[rock neighing]
331
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,105
Whoa.
332
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,803
Hey, calm down.
333
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,588
- I gotcha.
334
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,590
- [screaming]
335
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:43,159
- Whoo-hoo!
Yippee-yo-ki-yay.
336
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:48,338
- Hey, no trick ropin'.
337
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:49,992
Darn hooligans.
338
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:50,950
[rock neighing]
339
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,081
Oh!
340
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:56,477
- Heh-heh-heh.
Sorry, sir.
341
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:59,871
- Look, Sandy,
in the old days, the pioneers
342
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,223
used to milk dairy urchins
on their homesteads.
343
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,573
- [whistling]
344
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:08,837
It was a simple, honest life
without an ounce of greed.
345
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:11,579
- Another full pail, Bessie.
346
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:14,538
I reckon I can barter
for quite a bit with this.
347
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,758
[chuckles]
Ah!
348
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:19,979
Maybe for some thicker gloves.
349
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,416
- But the pioneers
have to watch out
350
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,940
for those dirty,
stinky outlaws.
351
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,029
- [gasps]
Oh, no.
352
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,205
It's the Grungy Gang.
353
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:32,295
Oh, I knew something
smelled fishy.
354
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,732
- [cackles]
355
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:38,084
We're here to take
that valuable little urchin
356
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,694
off your hands.
357
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:41,174
Er, claws.
358
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:44,960
- Not so fast,
you filthy felons.
359
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:48,355
- Fortunately, Sheriff Pants
and Deputy Star brought
360
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:51,053
law and order to the land.
361
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,708
We're here to
clean up your act.
362
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,536
- Get 'em, boys.
363
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:58,495
[cackling]
364
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,501
- Huh?
365
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:07,417
- Huh?
366
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,202
- Aw, bubbles.
367
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:12,031
- And with law came commerce.
368
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:16,513
- Thus Bikini Bottom's
first restaurant was opened.
369
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,691
The Krusty Kreamery.
370
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:25,392
[both slurping]
371
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:30,614
- Care for some souvenir milk?
372
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,181
- I'm not thirsty.
373
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:34,705
Thanks.
- Suit yourself.
374
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,317
[gulping]
375
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:38,361
Ahh.
376
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:41,103
[elevator dings]
377
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:44,150
- I reckon we've stepped
into Bikini Bottom's
378
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,804
Industrial Revolution era.
379
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,023
Wow.
380
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,330
A Model C Boat?
381
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,201
Says here-- ahh!
382
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:53,985
- Don't read that, Sandy.
383
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:58,294
We'll tell you the real story.
384
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,166
SpongeBob, what's the story?
385
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:04,387
- Well, Bikini Bottom's own
titan of industry, Mr. Puff,
386
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:07,564
ran the first successful
boat assembly line.
387
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,568
[horn honking]
388
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:14,267
It was important for
every worker to perform
389
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,746
as efficiently as possible.
390
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,793
[horns honking]
391
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,147
[whistle blows]
392
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,367
- Speed up line number five.
393
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:30,587
both:
Speeding up line number five.
394
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:31,806
- Huh?
395
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:35,201
[horns honking]
396
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,203
- [babbling]
397
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:40,728
- Eh, eh...ahh!
398
00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:43,948
- Sometimes they'd get
a little too caught up
399
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:45,385
in their work.
400
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:48,039
Watch this.
401
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,780
- Whee!
402
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:51,956
[babbling]
403
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,567
Whoa.
404
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,614
- Oof!
- Ohh!
405
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,834
But being a shrewd
industrialist,
406
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:03,054
Mr. Puff also owned
the hospital next door.
407
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,845
- Beep, beep.
408
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,716
- Now hold it just
a darn minute.
409
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,373
- [laughs]
410
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:20,376
- Ain't no way these
screwball stories are true.
411
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,117
Let me read that plaque.
412
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,684
"Titan of industry."
413
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:24,772
"Assembly line."
414
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:25,816
"Injuries."
415
00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,209
"Hospital next door."
416
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,515
"Beep beep"?
417
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,821
Well, twist my tail.
418
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,780
Y'all were right.
419
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,129
- Told ya.
420
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,175
Beep beep.
421
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,788
- I knew Bikini Bottom's
history would be colorful,
422
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:44,357
but I'm starting to have
more questions than answers.
423
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,489
- Maybe this question
mark on the top floor
424
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,143
is where you get your
questions answered.
425
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:51,190
- You forgot to push these.
426
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:54,802
[elevator dings]
427
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:56,151
[rock music]
428
00:19:56,238 --> 00:20:00,547
- Psychedelic Sea era.
429
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,026
[upbeat music]
430
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:05,116
Deep Disco era.
431
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,117
[electronic music]
432
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,643
New Wave Nitwits era.
433
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:10,644
[bouncy upbeat music]
434
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:15,039
Nautical Nonsense era.
435
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:16,911
- This sure is a weird museum.
436
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,347
[elevator dings]
437
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,047
- Huh.
438
00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:25,615
I guess this
is the ghost exhibit.
439
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,878
- I think it's under
construction, Patrick.
440
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,445
- Oh.
441
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,708
I can't wait till they
put the ghosts in.
442
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:32,709
- [gasps]
443
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:33,841
Wait a second.
444
00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:36,974
Is this a denture applicator?
445
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:39,629
[machine chomping]
446
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:43,285
Orthopedic jet boots.
447
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:45,809
The atomic adult diaper ray.
448
00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:49,117
Whoa!
449
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:51,206
both: We're adults.
450
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,513
[laughter]
451
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,254
- What in tarnation?
452
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:58,300
[gasps] This ain't no regular
future, fellas.
453
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:01,608
This is a future ruled
by Old Man Walker!
454
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,131
[dramatic music]
455
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:06,352
[statue crumbling]
456
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:09,093
- That's right, you hooligans.
457
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,879
I said no touching!
458
00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:13,228
[together]
Sorry.
459
00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:17,972
[shuddering]
460
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:23,891
- You three have seen too much,
and now I'm going to get ya.
461
00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:25,719
Stay right there.
462
00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:26,850
[all screaming]
463
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:27,851
- Run!
464
00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:30,027
[yelling]
465
00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:42,649
- Please, Old Man Walker.
466
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:45,173
We won't tell nobody
about the future.
467
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:49,220
- Hey, everybody,
we've seen the future,
468
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,875
but it's a secret.
469
00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:54,530
Shh.
470
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:56,880
[loud rumbling]
471
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:57,881
[all gasping]
472
00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:00,928
- Uh-oh.
473
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:03,496
[all screaming]
474
00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:10,633
- Old Man Walker
will rule you all.
475
00:22:13,244 --> 00:22:15,290
- Well,
there goes Bikini Bottom's
476
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:17,597
entire past and future.
477
00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:20,164
- So, Sandy, what'd you think?
478
00:22:20,251 --> 00:22:21,949
- I'm still skeptical.
479
00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:24,908
Bikini Bottom's
past was a bit too nuts
480
00:22:24,995 --> 00:22:26,606
for this old squirrel.
481
00:22:26,693 --> 00:22:30,044
- But hey, at least Bikini
Bottom is normal now.
482
00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:31,698
- [yelling]
483
00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:36,093
- [cackling]
484
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:38,487
- Yep, totally normal.
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