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[bright music]
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♪ ♪
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- I love going to the movies.
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The sticky floors
make me feel grounded.
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- I can't wait for you
to see this movie, SpongeBob.
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It's the funniest thing
I've never seen in your life.
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There's this one part
where this guy...
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[laughs]
- Two combos, please.
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- Is wearing a hat.
[laughing]
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- No spoilers, Patrick.
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[soaring orchestral music]
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♪ ♪
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"Prudence in Love"?
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That doesn't sound funny.
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Patrick, are you sure
we're in the right theater?
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- [laughs]
Shh!
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♪ ♪
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- I love you, Prudence.
- And I you, Nathaniel.
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- But I love you more,
Prudence.
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- Then I love you slightly more
than that, Nathaniel.
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- It's not
a competition, Prudence.
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- But if it were,
I'd be winning.
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- Aw, this is so sweet.
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[whispers]
But it's not funny.
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- [laughs]
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- But your laughter
is so infectious.
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[laughter]
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- And just then,
all the years
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of excessive laughing
finally took their toll,
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and SpongeBob's funny bone
got stuck in high gear.
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[laughter]
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- It's not
that funny, SpongeBob.
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- [continues laughing]
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- Hey, what are you
laughing at?
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This is a melodrama,
not a comedy.
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- Yes!
Take a hike, Chuckles.
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[audience booing]
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- Can you believe this guy,
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laughing all through
the movie like that?
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- Who is making all that noise?
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- [laughing]
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- All right, laughing boy,
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take your hardy har hars
outside!
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[audience cheering]
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- Oh!
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[laughs]
Huh? Uh-oh.
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Why can't--
why can't I stop laughing?
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[laughs]
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Oh, what am I going to do?
[giggles]
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I'll just have to--
hold it in.
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[snickers]
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[grunts]
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[muffled chuckling]
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I know.
I'll just hold my breath.
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[inhales deeply]
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- No doubt about it, sir.
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You look fantastic in that hat.
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- [laughs]
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- Oh, I look fantastic, huh?
- Oh, wait.
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I'm not laughing at you.
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I really like that hat.
[laughing]
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- [sobbing]
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- You're crying
over spilled milk!
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[laughs]
Sorry! Sorry. Sorry.
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[upbeat music]
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[giggles]
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OK, if I can just make it
to the kitchen,
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nobody will hear me laughing.
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[chuckles]
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- SpongeBob,
kindly get in the kitchen.
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And off of my face!
- Your face?
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[laughs]
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- What's so funny
about my face?
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- Well, there's nothing
funny about your--
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face.
[laughs]
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- Don't laugh at me.
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I laugh at you.
Ha!
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Don't listen to him.
You're beautiful.
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Mwah.
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- Nobody will hear
my laughs in here.
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[groans]
[laughs]
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- Hey, I'm eating here!
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- Why is the restaurant
laughing at us?
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- [laughs]
- Huh?
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[growls]
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- [laughing]
- SpongeBob!
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- [laughing]
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- Your little laughing prank
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just scared away
all the customers.
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Explain yourself, boyo!
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- He's laughing
at my face, Mr. Krabs.
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- Oh, I'm not laughing at you,
Squidward.
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[stifled laughter]
I'm not laughing at anything.
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[laughs]
Mr. Krabs, what do I do?
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- Think of happy thoughts
and just knock it off!
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- I am offended!
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There is no one here
to take my Fifi's order!
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- Oh, gold-plated sorries,
Lady Upturn.
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Mr. Squidward will take
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your very important order
right away.
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- Whoa!
I need an ambulance.
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- [laughs]
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- How dare you laugh
at my misfortune!
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Mr. Krabs,
fire this cretin at once!
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- You heard her.
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Come back when you're not
a giggling idiot.
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- Don't come back?
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But, Mr. Krabs,
I'm not laughing on purpose.
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[laughs]
- [gasps]
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He's laughing at you, Fifi
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- [laughing]
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- [growls]
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[snarling and chomping]
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- I'm sorry, Fifi.
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I'm a monster!
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[laughing]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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I got to hide.
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That way, my laughter
won't hurt anyone else.
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[laughs]
OK, good.
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It's dark.
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If there's nothing to see,
there's nothing to laugh at.
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Right?
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[snickering]
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- Today, we will be
operating on a robot.
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- Oh, robot.
- How exciting.
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- What will they think of next?
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- I will begin
by loosening the first bolt.
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Nurse, wrench.
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[grunts]
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Wow.
This is really on tight.
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Nurse, sponge.
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- Ooh.
[laughs]
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- Laughing is not allowed
in the operating room.
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Get out of here!
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[electricity crackles]
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[tense music]
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- [laughs]
I am the surgeon now.
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I am the surgeon now.
I am the surgeon now.
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- Ooh.
- Ah.
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- Ooh.
- Fascinating.
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[upbeat music]
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- [laughing]
- [grumbles]
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- That is not funny.
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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The cemetery.
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There's nothing funny
in a cemetery.
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[snickering]
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Maybe I'll just live
the rest of my life here.
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[somber music]
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[muffled laughter]
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♪ ♪
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- [sobbing]
- [gasps]
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Clowns?
Oh, no.
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- There are two kinds of clowns
in this world,
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clowns that are only laughing
on the outside,
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and clowns that are
only laughing on the inside.
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Sparkle Nose the Clown
was both,
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and that's
what made him a star.
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[horn honks]
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[horns honking]
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- So solemn.
I should leave.
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Whoa!
[horn honks]
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Hey!
[laughs]
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Holy herring,
I'm squatting on a corpse.
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- Would you get off my chest?
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- [laughs]
Huh? You're alive?
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- Of course, I'm alive.
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This is a living funeral,
and you're ruining it.
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- Sorry.
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I'm not laughing at you,
Sparkle Nose.
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Oh, I'll just
get off of your chest.
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Whoa!
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[whimsical music]
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- I'm allergic
to wreath pollen!
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Eeh, ah...
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- Cheese it,
he's going to blow!
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- Achoo!
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- Sorry.
[laughs]
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- You turned my clown funeral
into a joke!
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[honking]
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- [laughs]
Forgive me, Sparkle Nose!
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[laughs]
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- Hours later,
poor SpongeBob
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still could not stop laughing.
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And his laughing mouth
got so big,
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it took over his whole face.
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- Oh, I'm tired of all this
cackling and chuckling.
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I feel more like I want to--
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Oh, "Weep"?
"The saddest movie ever."
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That's it!
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A movie started my laughing.
Maybe a movie can stop it.
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- [sobbing]
- [sobbing]
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- [sobbing]
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- [snickering]
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[laughs]
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- Shh!
- I'm sorry.
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[laughs]
I can't hold it!
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[laughing and slapping]
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- [laughs]
- Huh?
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- [laughing]
- Grandma?
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You can't stop laughing either?
- Of course not, dearie.
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My funny bone
got stuck years ago
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when I was your age.
- Your funny bone?
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- That's right.
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It happens
to everyone in our family.
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Be proud of that laugh,
SpongeBob.
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To be a SquarePants
is to laugh loud at life.
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Enjoy a good laugh with me.
- Oh, thanks, Grandma.
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- These tearjerker movies
always crack me up.
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[both laughing]
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- [sobbing]
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I'm all out of popcorn.
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Now it's a tragedy.
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[sobbing]
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