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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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[flute plays]
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[waves crashing]
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[jaunty island music]
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♪ ♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Jetsam City, here I come!
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This is going to be
the best weekend ever!
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[groans] Huh?
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- Squidward.
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- Bubble Bass.
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- Don't tell me you're going
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to the Jetsam City
comic convention too.
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- Oh, why would I waste my time
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on an idiotic comic book
convention?
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I am a man of sophistication.
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I'm going to the
clarinet convention.
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- Oh, please!
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Talk about a waste of time.
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- [growls] Shows what you know.
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The lecture on the history
of spit valves
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is worth the price
of admission alone.
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- When I said talk
about a waste of time,
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I didn't mean literally.
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- Hmph!
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- All aboard for the train
to Jetsam City!
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- Just stay away from me.
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- Dit to the O.
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[lively music]
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[all clamoring]
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- [grunts]
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[groans]
Huh?
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Typical.
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Hmm...
- Dibs!
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- [grumbles] Oh.
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[gasps]
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- Keep walking, Bucko!
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- Oh, come on!
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Oh!
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Oh, you!
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You're taking up two seats!
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- One for each cheek.
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- Just move over!
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It's the last seat
on the train.
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- Oh, fine.
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- And don't talk to me.
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- Mmm!
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[slurping noisily]
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- [groans] It's finished!
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- Hmph.
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Then it appears
I need another snack.
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Huh?
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[squeals]
The fondue cart!
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- [yelps]
- The fondue cart!
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- [groans]
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- Fondue, sir?
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- One bubbling bowl
of melted cheese, please.
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- You're in luck, sir.
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I just made a fresh,
piping hot batch!
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What size would you like?
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- Oh, I brought
my own fondue pot.
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Fill it to the rim.
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- Yes, sir.
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- Uh, hey, hey.
Be-be-be careful with that!
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- Next stop, Jetsam City!
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- [screams] Hot!
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- Are you going to eat that?
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[slobbers noisily]
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- Get off of me!
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- [snores]
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- [groans]
Hmph!
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[groans]
Stay on your side!
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[growls]
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- Well, aren't you two
the best of friends!
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- We are not!
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Now, what do you want?
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- Would you watch my baby
while I run to the restroom?
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I have to powder my nose
like a racehorse!
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Thanks!
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- [snores]
- [babbles]
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- Ah!
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- [wailing]
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- This is what I get
for traveling coach.
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- [snores]
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That fondue gave me
the cheese sweats.
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Oh! Refreshing.
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- You're making the baby cold!
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- [babbles]
- What?
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Where did you get
such an adorable baby?
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Who clearly wants
the window open.
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- Oh!
- Huh?
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- The baby wants it closed!
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- The baby wants it open!
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- [babbles]
- Closed!
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- Open!
- Closed!
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- Open!
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both:
Huh? The baby!
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- I'm back!
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Hey. Where's my baby?
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- You really want to know?
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- [screams]
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- I hope she finds her baby.
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- Tickets! Tickets!
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Tickets?
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[both chuckle]
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No tickets, huh?
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[both scream]
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- I loathe you.
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- Don't you worry, baby.
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When Mommy finds those two,
she's gonna ground them.
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Into dust!
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- I'm walking.
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- Without snacks?
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I'm going to get hungry.
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You won't like me
when I'm hungry!
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- I don't like you now!
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[bleak mellow music]
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- [panting]
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We're going to die out here!
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[sobbing]
[bell ringing]
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- Huh? Maybe not. Look!
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♪ Old Man Jenkins has a farm ♪
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- ♪ And on that farm,
he has a ride? ♪
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both:
♪ E-I-E-I-O! ♪
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- ♪ With a tractor here! ♪
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- ♪ And some horsies there! ♪
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- ♪ Here a boat! ♪
- ♪ There a bike! ♪
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- ♪ Everywhere
are boots to hike! ♪
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- ♪ Old Man Jenkins
has a plane ♪
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- ♪ E-I-E-I- ♪
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Oh, yeah.
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Quit it.
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[airplane whirring]
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- Thanks for the ride!
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- And the egg salad sandwiches.
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- You folks are lucky!
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I was just heading
into the city
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to pick up the new
Farmer's Almanac!
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- To celebrate, I think
I will have another one
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of those sandwiches.
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- Whoa! You just ate!
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- I can almost reach.
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- Whoa!
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- Stop shaking the plane
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or I'll pull this thing
right over!
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[both screaming]
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- Thank you. Much better.
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[horn honks]
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- Now what do we do?
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- You could pull me using
the plane tail as a rickshaw.
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- Me pull you?
This is your fault!
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You should pull me!
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- We'll flip a coin.
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- You're on!
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- Hmm?
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[grunting]
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I can't reach.
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Could you fish it out?
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- [groans] You win.
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[horn honks]
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- [panting]
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[gloomy music]
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♪ ♪
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Don't scratch the paint.
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- [chuckles]
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Keep the change.
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[jaunty music]
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[bell dinging]
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- Yes?
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- Reservation
for Squidward Tentacles.
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- And Bubble Bass.
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- Mr. Tentacles and Mr. Bass.
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Ooh!
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You two have reserved
our finest rooms.
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- Can we just get our keys?
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- Mm, no.
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You were supposed to
check in yesterday.
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But you didn't.
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So we gave your rooms away.
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[both sobbing]
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[groans]
Let me see what we can do.
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Oh! Here we go.
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Though it's not as nice as
your previous accommodations.
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- [sniffles]
- It's just for one night.
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How bad can it be?
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Say, this isn't so bad.
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- The shower's all yours.
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- [groans] I'm tired.
I'm just going to sleep.
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- As you wish.
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Ah!
- [grunts]
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- Hey, keep to your side.
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- [grumbles]
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[crunching]
Huh?
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Oh, you're getting crumbs
in the bed!
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I'm going to sleep
in the bathroom.
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Hmph!
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- Suit yourself.
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- What?
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Of course he destroyed
the bathroom.
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But hey, this is fancy.
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Shag carpeting!
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- ♪ That's not carpet ♪
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[shrieking]
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- Is this your body hair?
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What is wrong with you?
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The horror.
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The horror.
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[gloomy music]
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[foghorn blares]
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- Well, you look chipper.
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Did you sleep well?
- Nope!
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But soon you'll be
at your lame comic convention,
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far away from me!
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That is something
to smile about.
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- Agreed.
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But your Clarinet Con is,
by far, the lamer of the two.
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- Yay!
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Comic books!
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[groans]
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- Well, at least
we clarinetists
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don't wear stupid capes.
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[jaunty clarinet melody]
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- [grunts, groans]
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- You were saying?
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Yoo-hoo-hoo!
- [laughs]
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Whoa!
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- Whoa!
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- Is that...
[airplane whirring]
247
00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:07,448
Old Man Jenkins?
248
00:10:07,517 --> 00:10:11,586
- Gadzooks!
249
00:10:11,655 --> 00:10:13,275
[people screaming]
250
00:10:13,344 --> 00:10:14,862
- No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
251
00:10:14,931 --> 00:10:18,724
- [screaming]
252
00:10:18,793 --> 00:10:20,551
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
253
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,586
- [screaming]
254
00:10:23,655 --> 00:10:26,655
[jaunty music]
255
00:10:26,724 --> 00:10:29,137
♪ ♪
256
00:10:29,206 --> 00:10:33,413
Any landing you can walk
away from is a good landing!
257
00:10:35,586 --> 00:10:37,000
[people scream]
258
00:10:39,862 --> 00:10:41,965
- No!
259
00:10:42,034 --> 00:10:44,862
All those innocent
comic books, lost!
260
00:10:44,931 --> 00:10:47,344
- Ha! In your face!
261
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,793
I still get to go
to my clarinet convention,
262
00:10:49,862 --> 00:10:51,827
and you get nothing!
263
00:10:51,896 --> 00:10:53,517
You lose!
264
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,482
[laughs]
265
00:10:58,586 --> 00:11:01,551
[people screaming]
266
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:03,344
- Of course.
267
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,310
- Worst. Trip.
268
00:11:05,379 --> 00:11:06,931
- Ever!
269
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,482
Hey, where did everybody go?
270
00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:12,310
[train horn blaring]
271
00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:15,137
both:
The train station!
272
00:11:15,206 --> 00:11:19,103
[indistinct chatter]
273
00:11:19,172 --> 00:11:22,896
- No tickets, no ride.
274
00:11:22,965 --> 00:11:24,310
both:
Huh?
275
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:28,482
- You boys owe me half a plane!
276
00:11:29,931 --> 00:11:32,172
- Typical.
277
00:11:32,241 --> 00:11:34,103
[groans]
- Slow down!
278
00:11:34,172 --> 00:11:36,000
You're hurting my arms!
279
00:11:36,068 --> 00:11:37,758
- There they are, Junior!
both: Huh?
280
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,413
[both panting]
281
00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:41,241
- After 'em!
282
00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:44,310
both:
I loathe you, chum!
283
00:11:44,379 --> 00:11:45,275
[growl]
284
00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:46,517
[scream]
285
00:11:51,931 --> 00:11:54,827
[jaunty island music]
286
00:11:54,896 --> 00:12:02,068
♪ ♪
287
00:12:02,137 --> 00:12:05,620
- I have put off cleaning
my attic for way too long.
288
00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:10,655
[gasps]
Aww!
289
00:12:10,724 --> 00:12:12,586
Gary's baby shell!
290
00:12:12,655 --> 00:12:15,172
They grow up so fast.
291
00:12:20,793 --> 00:12:23,206
[groaning]
292
00:12:25,517 --> 00:12:26,551
Hey!
293
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:29,137
My imagination box!
294
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,448
I wonder if it still works.
295
00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:37,827
Oh, boy, it's time for...
296
00:12:37,896 --> 00:12:42,241
imagination!
297
00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:44,206
[giggles]
298
00:12:44,275 --> 00:12:46,482
Whee-hee!
299
00:12:46,551 --> 00:12:49,103
[engine grinding]
300
00:12:50,965 --> 00:12:52,000
That's weird.
301
00:12:52,068 --> 00:12:53,689
- Hey, neighbor.
302
00:12:53,758 --> 00:12:55,586
Can I borrow a cup of sand?
303
00:12:55,655 --> 00:12:56,896
I'm all out.
304
00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:58,689
Huh?
305
00:12:58,758 --> 00:13:00,689
Hey!
Isn't that the...?
306
00:13:00,758 --> 00:13:03,275
- It is!
But it won't start.
307
00:13:03,344 --> 00:13:04,482
- Oh.
308
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,689
Let me see
if I can get it going.
309
00:13:09,517 --> 00:13:12,620
[engine grinding]
310
00:13:12,689 --> 00:13:14,241
[wheezing]
311
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:16,241
- We need a professional.
312
00:13:20,344 --> 00:13:24,517
Imagination Box Repair.
313
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:25,586
This is the place!
314
00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:30,689
- Ooh!
315
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,275
Aha!
316
00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:37,206
Ooh.
317
00:13:38,586 --> 00:13:40,172
Welcome!
318
00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:41,793
[fireworks bursting]
319
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:45,206
Wow, a double corrugated 3600.
320
00:13:45,275 --> 00:13:48,793
I haven't seen one
of these in 25 years.
321
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,551
What seems to be the problem?
322
00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:54,344
- Well, the inspiration motor
won't turn over.
323
00:13:54,413 --> 00:13:56,206
Dern thing's on the fritz.
324
00:13:56,275 --> 00:13:59,655
- Yeah. And it doesn't work.
325
00:13:59,724 --> 00:14:01,103
- Hmm.
326
00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:03,241
Let me take a look
under the flap.
327
00:14:06,103 --> 00:14:07,965
[grunts]
328
00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:11,586
[metallic clanking]
329
00:14:11,655 --> 00:14:13,413
[gurgles]
330
00:14:13,482 --> 00:14:15,275
Well, there's your problem.
331
00:14:15,344 --> 00:14:18,068
Your box has blown
a whimsy gasket.
332
00:14:18,137 --> 00:14:20,655
They don't make those anymore!
333
00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:25,689
But I could give you
a great deal on a cushion fort.
334
00:14:25,758 --> 00:14:27,655
- No, that's okay.
335
00:14:27,724 --> 00:14:29,413
I'm a cardboard man.
336
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:39,344
- Aw, this dumb ol' box
is just junk now.
337
00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:42,000
- Hey! Get off my sand!
338
00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:43,724
[grumbles] Whoa!
339
00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:45,689
[thumping, yelling]
340
00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:46,965
What's happening?
341
00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:48,241
Where am I?
342
00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:51,103
- Inside my imagination box.
343
00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:53,482
- Where'd he go?
344
00:14:53,551 --> 00:14:55,793
- You must have jostled
something and fixed it.
345
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,034
[gasps]
346
00:14:57,103 --> 00:14:59,241
Patrick!
Squidward must be lost!
347
00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:00,793
- Lost in his own...
348
00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:04,655
both:
Imagination!
349
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:09,103
- [groans] I can't
see a thing in here!
350
00:15:09,172 --> 00:15:10,793
I need a flashlight!
351
00:15:10,862 --> 00:15:12,896
- Just imagine a flashlight.
352
00:15:12,965 --> 00:15:14,448
- Oh, yeah, right.
353
00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:17,689
I'll just imagine it
and it'll appear!
354
00:15:17,758 --> 00:15:19,206
[grumbles]
355
00:15:19,275 --> 00:15:20,241
What the--
356
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,103
oh, it worked.
357
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,965
Now, where's the way
out of here?
358
00:15:24,034 --> 00:15:26,172
Ooh! I'm leaving!
359
00:15:26,241 --> 00:15:29,344
[grunting]
360
00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:34,448
Huh?
361
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:37,517
[screaming]
362
00:15:40,758 --> 00:15:44,034
How do I get out
of this crazy place?
363
00:15:44,103 --> 00:15:45,620
- That's easy, Squidward.
364
00:15:45,689 --> 00:15:48,068
Just visualize
where you'd rather be!
365
00:15:48,137 --> 00:15:51,000
- I'd rather be
far away from you!
366
00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:54,758
Like at a fancy beach resort.
367
00:15:54,827 --> 00:15:57,379
[mellow island music]
368
00:15:57,448 --> 00:15:58,413
[gasps]
369
00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:01,931
And relaxing on a lounge chair.
370
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,172
Ooh!
371
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,758
Ahh, sipping a tropical drink.
372
00:16:10,448 --> 00:16:12,137
Ahh.
373
00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:16,068
Maybe this imagination thing
isn't so bad after all.
374
00:16:16,137 --> 00:16:17,413
- What are you doing now?
375
00:16:17,482 --> 00:16:20,068
- Well, if you must know,
I'm relaxing
376
00:16:20,137 --> 00:16:24,620
under an umbrella surrounded
by beautiful tropical plants.
377
00:16:24,689 --> 00:16:26,896
- Sounds like
you're in a jungle.
378
00:16:26,965 --> 00:16:28,068
- No!
379
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:30,379
It's not a--jungle?
380
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,206
- [shrieks, grumbles]
381
00:16:33,275 --> 00:16:35,517
- Aren't jungles full
of dangerous animals?
382
00:16:35,586 --> 00:16:38,655
- Yep!
Like scary sea snakes!
383
00:16:38,724 --> 00:16:40,275
- Huh?
384
00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:42,793
[suspenseful music]
385
00:16:42,862 --> 00:16:44,793
[all screaming]
386
00:16:44,862 --> 00:16:48,103
- [hissing]
387
00:16:49,068 --> 00:16:50,862
- [panting]
388
00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:53,241
Hey! You gotta help me!
389
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:55,172
- Oh, and look out
for sea panthers.
390
00:16:55,241 --> 00:16:56,965
- [growls, roars]
391
00:16:57,034 --> 00:17:00,206
- [screaming]
392
00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:03,448
[whimpering]
393
00:17:03,517 --> 00:17:05,827
- [growls]
- [hisses]
394
00:17:07,275 --> 00:17:09,724
- How's it going
in there, Squidward?
395
00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:11,896
- You're making
everything worse!
396
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:13,482
Would you two clam up?
397
00:17:13,551 --> 00:17:16,793
- Oh, I forgot to mention
the clothes-eating clams.
398
00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:19,137
- [chomps]
- [screams] Giant clam!
399
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,965
[screams]
Let go! Ow! Ouch!
400
00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:23,896
Hey, that's my shirt!
401
00:17:23,965 --> 00:17:25,586
Oh, fantastic!
402
00:17:25,655 --> 00:17:28,827
Now I'm lost in the jungle
with no clothes on.
403
00:17:28,896 --> 00:17:30,241
- That's no problem.
404
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:33,965
Remember, you can
imagine anything!
405
00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:39,448
- Imagine, huh?
406
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:42,379
All right.
[grunting]
407
00:17:42,448 --> 00:17:44,931
Oh, not bad.
408
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,103
A jungle safari could be fun.
409
00:17:47,172 --> 00:17:48,551
- Oh!
410
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:53,586
And whatever you do,
don't imagine...
411
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:56,103
a stampede of sea elephants!
412
00:17:56,172 --> 00:17:57,551
[dramatic music]
413
00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,413
[elephant trumpeting]
414
00:17:59,482 --> 00:18:01,068
- Thanks a lot!
415
00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:02,655
- No problem!
416
00:18:02,724 --> 00:18:05,551
- Now tell me how to escape
from a stampede
417
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:07,862
of sea elephants!
- Hmm.
418
00:18:07,931 --> 00:18:11,137
If only you had
a hot air balloon.
419
00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:14,620
- [elephants trumpeting]
420
00:18:14,689 --> 00:18:16,620
- Huh?
421
00:18:16,689 --> 00:18:18,620
- [laughs]
422
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,482
- Huh?
423
00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:35,551
- [laughing]
- [screaming]
424
00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,758
[screaming continues]
425
00:18:37,827 --> 00:18:40,206
- I've always wanted
to ride in a balloon.
426
00:18:40,275 --> 00:18:42,413
- Me too!
427
00:18:42,482 --> 00:18:44,344
Unless there's a tornado.
428
00:18:44,413 --> 00:18:46,172
- Tornado?
429
00:18:46,241 --> 00:18:47,586
[wind blowing]
430
00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:50,655
- [laughing]
- [screaming]
431
00:18:55,793 --> 00:18:57,275
[screams]
432
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,448
- You know what's better
than a tornado?
433
00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:01,137
A bubble tornado!
434
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,551
- Huh?
435
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,655
Huh?
436
00:19:05,724 --> 00:19:07,793
Ahh.
437
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,413
[yelps]
438
00:19:14,413 --> 00:19:15,931
- You okay, Squidward?
439
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
- No!
440
00:19:18,068 --> 00:19:19,620
- He's okay.
441
00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:22,344
- Say, are there dinosaurs
in the jungle?
442
00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:23,620
- Oh, no.
443
00:19:23,689 --> 00:19:26,137
[shrieking, roaring]
444
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,482
[yelling]
445
00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:30,310
I hate imagination!
446
00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:31,965
- [roars]
447
00:19:32,034 --> 00:19:34,965
- [panting]
448
00:19:37,827 --> 00:19:39,724
- I'm so happy
Squidward's having
449
00:19:39,793 --> 00:19:42,413
such an exciting adventure!
450
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,000
- How do I get out
of this jungle?
451
00:19:45,068 --> 00:19:46,379
- Hmm.
452
00:19:46,448 --> 00:19:50,482
Try imagining
your favorite place!
453
00:19:50,551 --> 00:19:53,413
- Favorite place?
Um, I've got it!
454
00:19:53,482 --> 00:19:55,310
A jazz club!
455
00:19:55,379 --> 00:19:58,275
[soft jazz music playing]
456
00:19:58,344 --> 00:20:01,379
♪ ♪
457
00:20:01,448 --> 00:20:03,137
Ooh, finally.
458
00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:05,793
A place with culture.
459
00:20:14,551 --> 00:20:16,896
[sniffs] Ahh.
460
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:20,206
Even the coffee
smells like jazz.
461
00:20:20,275 --> 00:20:21,310
Oh, yeah.
462
00:20:21,379 --> 00:20:23,620
Digging that groove.
463
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:26,275
both:
We dig it!
464
00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:30,379
[imitating guitar wailing]
465
00:20:30,448 --> 00:20:32,344
- [grumbling]
466
00:20:32,413 --> 00:20:35,689
[disquieting music]
467
00:20:35,758 --> 00:20:38,482
Ugh!
This coffee tastes like rocks!
468
00:20:38,551 --> 00:20:40,275
[rock chord plays]
[yelps]
469
00:20:40,344 --> 00:20:42,206
- One, two, three, four!
470
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,793
- Punk rock?
471
00:20:43,862 --> 00:20:46,862
- [giggling]
472
00:20:46,931 --> 00:20:51,068
- [screams]
Everything's gone crazy!
473
00:20:51,137 --> 00:20:54,137
- Sounds like your
imagination is overheating.
474
00:20:54,206 --> 00:20:55,655
Try to clear your mind.
475
00:20:55,724 --> 00:20:59,827
- Clear my mind?
Clear my mind!
476
00:20:59,896 --> 00:21:01,517
Phew!
477
00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:03,275
- Where are you now, Squidward?
478
00:21:03,344 --> 00:21:06,206
- I'm in an empty white void.
479
00:21:06,275 --> 00:21:08,517
But at least it's peaceful.
480
00:21:08,586 --> 00:21:11,655
- Uh, that sounds like
the Doodle dimension.
481
00:21:11,724 --> 00:21:14,000
- Watch out for DoodleBob!
482
00:21:14,068 --> 00:21:15,379
- What's he look like?
483
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:18,689
- Um, he looks
kind of like this.
484
00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:22,827
- [gibbering]
485
00:21:22,896 --> 00:21:23,827
- [screams]
486
00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:29,275
[screaming]
487
00:21:29,344 --> 00:21:31,758
Would somebody please--
[grunts]
488
00:21:31,827 --> 00:21:33,793
Tell me how--
[grunts]
489
00:21:33,862 --> 00:21:36,344
To get out of this--
[grunts]
490
00:21:36,413 --> 00:21:38,620
Stupid box!
[groans]
491
00:21:38,689 --> 00:21:40,137
- You want out?
492
00:21:40,206 --> 00:21:42,068
- Well, why didn't you say so?
493
00:21:42,137 --> 00:21:44,172
Just draw an exit door.
494
00:21:44,241 --> 00:21:47,000
- I don't have a pen!
495
00:21:47,068 --> 00:21:50,034
- You're an octopus.
You're full of ink!
496
00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:52,931
- [groaning]
497
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,862
- [gibbering]
498
00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:05,241
- [panting]
499
00:22:05,310 --> 00:22:07,379
Huh? Huh?
500
00:22:07,448 --> 00:22:09,000
I'm home!
501
00:22:09,068 --> 00:22:11,482
[sobs]
502
00:22:11,551 --> 00:22:13,551
Hmph.
503
00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:16,068
Where did SpongeBob
and Patrick run off to?
504
00:22:16,137 --> 00:22:17,551
Oh, well.
505
00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:21,896
I'm going to the place
where imagination goes to die.
506
00:22:23,068 --> 00:22:27,172
My dreary, pointless
minimum wage job.
507
00:22:27,241 --> 00:22:33,448
[inhales] Ah, the good old
boring Krusty Krab.
508
00:22:33,517 --> 00:22:37,620
I'm actually happy to be back.
509
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:40,241
May I take your order, sir?
510
00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:42,172
- Should we tell him?
511
00:22:42,241 --> 00:22:43,896
- Nah, he sounds so happy.
512
00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:48,827
- One Krabby combo coming up!
513
00:22:48,896 --> 00:22:50,000
[sighs]
514
00:22:52,724 --> 00:22:55,344
[mellow island music]
515
00:22:55,413 --> 00:23:02,586
♪ ♪
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