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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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[flute plays]
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[waves crashing]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- [grunts]
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All right, Karen.
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I'm off to go shopping.
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[whistling]
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Oh!
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- Uh...ew!
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What is that?
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- [groaning]
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Ahh!
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Ahh!
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[groans]
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[grumbling]
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Huh?
- Hey, over here.
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[jazzy music]
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- So, uh, you got the goods?
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- Of course.
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I always deliver.
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- Hee-hee.
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Eee!
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- Pleasure doing
business with you.
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- Likewise, my shady friend.
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So same time next--
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[groans]
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[accordion music]
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[groans]
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I'm here for the formula.
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Hand it over, and nobody gets--
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[groans]
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- Ew.
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I seem to have stepped in
some revolting substance.
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No matter.
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- Ouch.
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Ouch.
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[groaning]
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Honey, I'm home.
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- Tough day at work, dear?
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- Yes.
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Everybody stepped on me again.
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- Oh.
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Well, I know what'll
cheer up my little man.
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Let's dance those blues away.
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- Oh, boy!
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[air horn blares]
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- Oh, yeah.
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Go, Sheldon.
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Ha-ha!
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- You were right, Karen,
I feel better already.
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I've got boogie fever!
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[groans]
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- We haven't danced like
this since our wedding night.
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- [laughs]
Whoo!
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- [groans]
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- [vocalizing]
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- Plankton?
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Oh, no.
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Pardon me.
Pardon me.
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Plankton?
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Plankton,
are you there, sweetie?
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Excuse me.
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- Oh.
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- Plankton?
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[grunts]
There you are.
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At least part of you.
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- That's it!
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I'm not getting
stepped on anymore.
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Take me to my lab.
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- Sure.
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But let's find
the rest of you first.
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- [grunting]
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[cackles]
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[bell dings]
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[grunts] Foot Deterrent,
Version 1.1, commence test.
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[groans]
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Not quite there.
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- Foot Deterrent, laser thingy.
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[sighs] Might as well
get this over with.
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[laser pings]
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[machine hisses]
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What?
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Yes.
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I'm invincible!
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Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh.
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Ah!
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[laser blasts]
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Ow.
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- [whistling]
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- [grunts]
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All right,
time for a field test
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in T-minus 3, 2, 1.
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- Huh?
[laser blasts]
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- Hmm.
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- [cackling]
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- My foot!
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Ouch.
Ouch.
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Ouch.
- [cackles]
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Take that,
you high-stepping ham!
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Huh?
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- [whistling]
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- Oh, boy.
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Time to stop
those big metal stompers.
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- [humming]
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Hmm?
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[grunting]
Hwah!
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Hee-yah!
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[laser blasts]
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- Plankton, what in
tarnation are you doing?
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You almost barbecued
my dang paw.
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- Duh.
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That was the point.
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But hey, what was that
"hiyah" stuff you just did?
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- Well, that was just good,
old-fashioned self-defense.
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You know, karate.
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Looks like you could use
a little self-defense too.
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Why don't you swing by my dome
so I can show you some moves?
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- Anything to
stop the stomping.
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Hmm?
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- Huh?
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[sighs]
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[mystical music]
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- All right,
Plankton, come on out.
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- Mm.
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I make this gi look good.
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- Now bow to your sensei.
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- Plankton bows to no one.
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- Huh?
- Hiyah.
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- [grunts]
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- Good.
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Now we may begin.
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We must first gauge your
current level of self-defense.
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Think fast!
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- Think what?
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Ouch!
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Now I know why
they call it a sneaker.
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- Maybe something
a little gentler.
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- [grunting]
Whoa!
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I can't flip like you.
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Only flop.
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- OK.
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How 'bout these?
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[grunting]
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- Ouch!
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- Huh.
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Seems like you lack
the fundamentals.
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What you need
is some basic training.
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- [grunts] Okey-dokey,
furry lady.
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[funky music]
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Hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah!
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Ow.
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♪ ♪
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[grunts]
Ah!
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[grunts]
Ha-ha!
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Augh!
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Heh-heh-heh.
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Hiyah!
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Hee-hee.
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[glass squeaking]
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- [humming]
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- [humming]
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[mystical music]
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- Now that you've
mastered the basics,
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I reckon you're ready to
spar with a real partner.
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- Hi, Plankton!
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- SpongeBob?
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- Don't you worry.
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I'll go easy on ya.
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Foam sparring boots.
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- I can't promise
I'll do the same.
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- Bow to your opponents.
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- [grunting]
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- Now fight!
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- Wah!
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- Hmm?
- Yah!
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- Ah!
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[panting]
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[groans]
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- That was pretty
good, Plankton.
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But remember to
keep your guard up.
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- It's no use.
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I'm just too small to
avoid being stepped on.
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- Hmm.
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But in karate, your
greatest weakness may also
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be your greatest strength.
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- Yeah.
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But in "rea-li-tay," that
doesn't make any sense!
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- Allow me to demonstrate.
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SpongeBob,
give me the old roundhouse.
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- Wah!
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- Your opponent's
momentum can be used--
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- Huh?
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[groans]
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- --against them,
no matter your size.
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You OK, SpongeBob?
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- I would bow to
you If I could.
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Ouch.
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- That was incredible!
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Let me try.
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- Visualize the technique.
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Grab, twist,
and let gravity do the rest.
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- Shut up.
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You're distracting me.
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[mystical music]
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[inhales and exhales]
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- Hwah!
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[funky music]
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- Hiyah!
- Ugh!
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- I did it!
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In your face, feet!
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[gong resounds]
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- Congratulations, Plankton.
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But remember, this
technique is to be used
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strictly for self-defense.
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- Oh, of course, Sensei Sandy.
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Uh, wink.
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Buh-bye!
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[laughs]
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- Uh, Sandy, could you give
me a ride to the hospital?
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- Whoops!
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Oh, sure, SpongeBob. Heh-heh.
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- All right,
who's looking to rumble?
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Huh? You!
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- [slurping]
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Heh-heh.
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Hiyah!
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- [groaning]
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What unexplained
force of nature?
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Ah!
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- I feel so powerful!
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[elephant trumpeting]
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And I can't help but
use that power for evil!
253
00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:20,172
[cackling]
254
00:09:20,241 --> 00:09:26,241
Oh, Krabsy, hyah, I'm home!
255
00:09:26,310 --> 00:09:27,241
- [humming]
256
00:09:27,310 --> 00:09:28,275
Oh!
257
00:09:28,344 --> 00:09:30,551
- Whoa, whoa! Oh!
258
00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:31,931
- Whoa!
259
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,827
- [cackles]
No one can stop me now.
260
00:09:35,896 --> 00:09:38,965
That secret formula
will be mine!
261
00:09:39,034 --> 00:09:40,724
- Hmm.
- Hiyah!
262
00:09:40,793 --> 00:09:42,344
- Whoa, whoa! Ugh!
263
00:09:42,413 --> 00:09:43,344
- [cackles]
264
00:09:43,413 --> 00:09:44,379
- Plankton?
265
00:09:44,448 --> 00:09:46,413
- No, not Plankton.
266
00:09:46,482 --> 00:09:49,482
[all shouting]
267
00:09:49,551 --> 00:09:50,793
[alarm blaring]
268
00:09:50,862 --> 00:09:52,275
- I made it.
269
00:09:52,344 --> 00:09:53,275
Huh?
270
00:09:56,827 --> 00:09:58,931
Security ninjas?
271
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,655
Heh.
Krabs thinks of everything.
272
00:10:02,724 --> 00:10:04,448
Bring it on!
273
00:10:04,517 --> 00:10:07,413
[funky music]
274
00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:10,241
♪ ♪
275
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,586
- Whah!
276
00:10:11,655 --> 00:10:15,793
- [grunting]
277
00:10:15,862 --> 00:10:17,344
♪ ♪
278
00:10:17,413 --> 00:10:19,275
[grunting]
279
00:10:19,344 --> 00:10:23,413
♪ ♪
280
00:10:23,482 --> 00:10:25,517
[grumbles]
281
00:10:25,586 --> 00:10:30,206
[grunting]
282
00:10:30,275 --> 00:10:31,758
Knock, knock.
283
00:10:31,827 --> 00:10:34,103
- [grumbles]
Plankton!
284
00:10:34,172 --> 00:10:36,965
How did you get past
me security ninjas?
285
00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:39,482
- With the art of karate.
286
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:44,000
Now that I can defend myself,
your feet are all doomed!
287
00:10:45,724 --> 00:10:48,689
- Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
288
00:10:48,758 --> 00:10:51,827
- Oh, you won't be laughing
once I use my ultimate
289
00:10:51,896 --> 00:10:54,517
foot-stomping finisher!
290
00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:55,586
[accordion music]
291
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,862
- Bad news for you, Plankton.
292
00:10:57,931 --> 00:11:00,482
I don't have any feet.
293
00:11:00,551 --> 00:11:02,448
- You what?
294
00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:04,000
[foghorn blaring]
295
00:11:04,068 --> 00:11:06,172
Just my luck, I guess.
296
00:11:06,241 --> 00:11:06,965
[groans]
297
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,413
- Hee-hee!
298
00:11:08,482 --> 00:11:12,620
The old familiar sting
of "de-feet," aye?
299
00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:13,862
[laughs]
300
00:11:13,931 --> 00:11:15,793
- [sighs]
301
00:11:15,862 --> 00:11:18,241
[upbeat music]
302
00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:19,896
- [sighs]
303
00:11:19,965 --> 00:11:23,724
Six to eight weeks before I can
attack the Krusty Krab again.
304
00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:25,103
Oh, well.
305
00:11:25,172 --> 00:11:26,724
At least I'm not
in traction anymore.
306
00:11:26,793 --> 00:11:27,862
Augh!
307
00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:29,275
- Oh, boy!
308
00:11:29,344 --> 00:11:31,655
Only six to eight weeks before
I can work
309
00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,551
at the Krusty Krab again!
310
00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:34,689
- Ouch!
311
00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:38,172
Karate is a pain in the-- ouch!
312
00:11:40,586 --> 00:11:43,517
[upbeat music]
313
00:11:43,586 --> 00:11:50,241
♪ ♪
314
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:54,620
- [laughing]
315
00:11:54,689 --> 00:11:56,931
♪ ♪
316
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,655
- Excuse me, Miss.
317
00:11:58,724 --> 00:12:00,724
Is this seat taken?
318
00:12:00,793 --> 00:12:02,827
- It is now, Sailor.
319
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:03,827
Mm-hmm.
320
00:12:03,896 --> 00:12:05,793
- [grunts]
321
00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:07,758
[laughter]
322
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:08,758
Mm--
323
00:12:08,827 --> 00:12:09,758
- Hmm?
324
00:12:09,827 --> 00:12:11,655
[bell rings]
325
00:12:11,724 --> 00:12:12,862
- Three bells?
326
00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:14,586
It's lunchtime!
327
00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:16,068
Better get some food!
328
00:12:16,137 --> 00:12:18,965
- Oh, Fondue Man!
329
00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:20,724
- Huh?
330
00:12:20,793 --> 00:12:22,413
Hey, hey, hey.
331
00:12:22,482 --> 00:12:23,551
- Ooh.
332
00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:25,172
Oh.
333
00:12:25,241 --> 00:12:26,344
[laughs]
334
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,344
- Ooh.
335
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,413
Ah.
336
00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:33,379
- [humming]
337
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:34,379
Hmm?
338
00:12:34,448 --> 00:12:35,413
Mm.
339
00:12:35,482 --> 00:12:37,827
Heh-heh-heh-heh.
340
00:12:37,896 --> 00:12:39,931
[accordion music]
341
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:40,931
- [chuckles]
342
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,241
- Mwah.
343
00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:43,241
Hmm.
344
00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:45,241
Mm?
345
00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:46,551
Hmm.
346
00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:48,896
A 5 cent tip?
347
00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:50,655
Thanks a lot, Mister.
348
00:12:50,724 --> 00:12:51,689
Hmph!
349
00:12:51,758 --> 00:12:52,655
[wheels squeaking]
350
00:12:52,724 --> 00:12:54,137
- Ah, fondue.
351
00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:57,620
The perfect food
for a beach date.
352
00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:58,620
- Oh.
353
00:12:58,689 --> 00:12:59,724
Oh.
354
00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:01,206
- Uh, OK.
OK.
355
00:13:01,275 --> 00:13:02,758
- Oh.
- OK.
356
00:13:02,827 --> 00:13:03,758
No.
Oh--
357
00:13:03,827 --> 00:13:05,344
- Oh.
Ooh.
358
00:13:05,413 --> 00:13:08,758
[gulps]
359
00:13:08,827 --> 00:13:10,310
- Um.
360
00:13:10,379 --> 00:13:11,724
- Oh.
361
00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:12,758
[laughs]
362
00:13:12,827 --> 00:13:14,068
- Mmm-mmm.
363
00:13:14,137 --> 00:13:17,000
- ♪ Na-na-na-na-na ♪
364
00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:18,034
[teeth grinding]
365
00:13:18,103 --> 00:13:19,827
- ♪ Na-na-na ♪
366
00:13:19,896 --> 00:13:21,931
- [gulps]
367
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,517
♪ ♪
368
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:25,758
[glasses clink]
369
00:13:25,827 --> 00:13:27,517
[both gulping]
370
00:13:27,586 --> 00:13:30,655
[seagulls squawking]
371
00:13:30,724 --> 00:13:32,793
- [groans]
Whoo-hoo!
372
00:13:32,862 --> 00:13:34,793
Now, that was a meal.
373
00:13:34,862 --> 00:13:38,310
What do you say to a romantic
dip in the goo, my sweet?
374
00:13:38,379 --> 00:13:43,586
- Well, I suppose I could
wash off some of this cheese.
375
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:46,034
[laughter]
376
00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:47,206
- Whoo-hoo!
Oh!
377
00:13:47,275 --> 00:13:48,724
- Oh!
Oh.
378
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:49,724
- Huh?
379
00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:50,724
Ah!
380
00:13:50,793 --> 00:13:52,724
- [yells]
381
00:13:52,793 --> 00:13:55,551
- [laughs] Oh!
382
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:56,862
- [yelling]
383
00:13:56,931 --> 00:13:58,724
- Eugene!
384
00:13:58,793 --> 00:14:01,068
- The undertow's got me!
385
00:14:01,137 --> 00:14:02,103
Whoa!
386
00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:04,551
- Help!
387
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:05,586
- Huh?
388
00:14:05,655 --> 00:14:07,379
Rump in a riptide!
389
00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:08,551
[grunts]
390
00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:09,551
[whistle blows]
391
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:11,172
[grunts]
392
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,241
[whirring]
393
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,103
[water splashing]
394
00:14:15,172 --> 00:14:16,965
I gotcha, bro.
395
00:14:17,034 --> 00:14:20,931
[grunting]
396
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,413
- [groaning]
397
00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:24,793
- [grunting]
398
00:14:24,862 --> 00:14:28,620
- [retches, mumbles]
399
00:14:28,689 --> 00:14:29,620
- Oh.
400
00:14:29,689 --> 00:14:30,655
- Yay!
401
00:14:30,724 --> 00:14:32,137
- Thank you, Larry.
402
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,000
- Ooh.
- Mwah!
403
00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:35,758
- Hmm.
- Thank you!
404
00:14:35,827 --> 00:14:38,517
Thank you!
Thank you!
405
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,965
- [retches]
406
00:14:41,034 --> 00:14:43,275
- Eugene, don't try to talk.
407
00:14:43,344 --> 00:14:45,586
I'd better take you home.
408
00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:47,655
Bye, Larry.
409
00:14:47,724 --> 00:14:49,068
Thanks again.
410
00:14:49,137 --> 00:14:50,896
- Huh?
411
00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:53,827
- Larry's always
ready to step in.
412
00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:55,724
[bell dings]
413
00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:57,793
- [laughs]
414
00:14:57,862 --> 00:15:01,379
- [yowling]
415
00:15:01,448 --> 00:15:05,448
- I'm telling you, boy-o,
that kiss, that wave--
416
00:15:05,517 --> 00:15:11,310
I'm losing me sweet Puff
to a shiny-shelled boy toy!
417
00:15:11,379 --> 00:15:13,896
- Well, maybe your
eyes were confused.
418
00:15:13,965 --> 00:15:15,620
[laughs]
419
00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:17,068
- No.
420
00:15:17,137 --> 00:15:20,137
She loved Larry's muscles.
421
00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:25,482
She's sick of this
old sack of fondue.
422
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:28,793
- Look, Mr. K.,
I'm sure Mrs. Puff
423
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:32,965
loves you for who you are,
not how many muscles you have.
424
00:15:33,034 --> 00:15:34,241
- Look.
425
00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:36,000
Look, boy.
426
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:41,413
This farmer's tan, this
flabby shell, so undefined.
427
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:46,344
See the realities of middle
age on an all-fondue diet!
428
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,655
Look away!
- Ah!
429
00:15:48,724 --> 00:15:53,413
- No crab
should look like this!
430
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,103
[bouncy music]
431
00:15:57,172 --> 00:15:59,448
There's only one option, boy-o.
432
00:15:59,517 --> 00:16:03,206
I gotta get in shape
before me next date.
433
00:16:03,275 --> 00:16:04,689
And you're gonna help!
434
00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:06,413
- [squealing]
435
00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:10,620
That crustaceous hunk doesn't
know who I am or why I'm
436
00:16:10,689 --> 00:16:12,241
here, boy-o.
437
00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:13,931
[both grunting]
438
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,034
- Go, go, go!
439
00:16:16,103 --> 00:16:17,206
Yeah, yeah!
440
00:16:17,275 --> 00:16:19,068
Unh, unh, unh!
441
00:16:19,137 --> 00:16:21,068
Go, go, go, go!
442
00:16:21,137 --> 00:16:22,137
Sweat!
443
00:16:22,206 --> 00:16:23,137
- This was a mistake.
444
00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:24,275
Abandoned gym!
445
00:16:24,344 --> 00:16:26,241
- You can do this, Mr. Krabs.
446
00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:28,344
Do it for Mrs. Puff.
447
00:16:28,413 --> 00:16:30,034
[grunts]
Huh?
448
00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:31,310
- Oh, you're right.
449
00:16:31,379 --> 00:16:33,551
I'll do it for Puff.
450
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:34,793
Oh!
451
00:16:34,862 --> 00:16:39,310
- Welcome to my
temple of the bods.
452
00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:42,137
- Save the sales pitch.
I got this.
453
00:16:42,206 --> 00:16:45,103
[grunting]
454
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,793
[both groans]
455
00:16:46,862 --> 00:16:48,413
- You know,
that's actually for--
456
00:16:48,482 --> 00:16:49,862
- Whoops.
Heh-heh.
457
00:16:49,931 --> 00:16:51,172
Finished me reps.
458
00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:52,172
Hmm.
459
00:16:52,241 --> 00:16:53,206
OK.
460
00:16:53,275 --> 00:16:54,482
[grunting]
461
00:16:54,551 --> 00:16:55,724
- I can show you how to--
- OK.
462
00:16:55,793 --> 00:16:57,344
Got me heart rate up.
Ya-ho.
463
00:16:57,413 --> 00:16:59,862
- Uh, Mr. Krabs?
464
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:00,896
- Never heard of him.
465
00:17:00,965 --> 00:17:03,068
[grunting]
466
00:17:03,137 --> 00:17:05,896
[mumbling]
467
00:17:05,965 --> 00:17:08,000
- Must be shy about
his first day.
468
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:11,344
If you want to work out, I'd
be happy to help train you.
469
00:17:11,413 --> 00:17:12,724
- [grunting]
470
00:17:12,793 --> 00:17:13,965
Heh, heh.
471
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:18,551
Yeah, maybe I
could use a few pointers.
472
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,931
- Let's just try lifting
some free weights.
473
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,827
- Look, Larry, I'm doing it!
474
00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:25,689
[grunting]
475
00:17:25,758 --> 00:17:26,862
Wah!
476
00:17:26,931 --> 00:17:28,448
- [groans]
Sponge--
477
00:17:28,517 --> 00:17:30,068
- [grunts]
- Huh?
478
00:17:30,137 --> 00:17:31,965
Hey!
- [grunting]
479
00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:33,241
[laughs]
480
00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:35,482
- No stealing
the free weights, bro.
481
00:17:35,551 --> 00:17:38,275
- Well, are they free or not?
482
00:17:38,344 --> 00:17:40,586
[grunts]
483
00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:42,517
- [groans]
484
00:17:42,586 --> 00:17:46,517
I've never met anyone
as workout-averse as you.
485
00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:48,862
I just don't know
how to motivate you.
486
00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:49,965
- Ooh.
487
00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:52,000
I know how to motivate him.
488
00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:54,620
♪ ♪
489
00:17:54,689 --> 00:17:56,000
Huh? Huh?
490
00:17:56,068 --> 00:17:57,551
- Ooh.
491
00:17:57,620 --> 00:18:01,827
Money, money, money,
money, money, money.
492
00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:02,931
[grunts]
Money!
493
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,172
Money!
Money!
494
00:18:04,241 --> 00:18:05,206
Money!
- Whoa.
495
00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:06,827
Nice trick, little dude.
496
00:18:06,896 --> 00:18:08,137
- That's nothing.
497
00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:12,000
You should see how I get
him to take his pills.
498
00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:17,206
- [panting]
499
00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:19,413
[grunting]
500
00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:20,310
[cash register dings]
501
00:18:20,379 --> 00:18:21,344
Whoo-hoo!
502
00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:24,241
[grunting]
503
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:26,689
[cash register dinging]
504
00:18:26,758 --> 00:18:31,793
[grunting]
505
00:18:33,827 --> 00:18:35,310
[laughs]
506
00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:36,482
Yeah!
507
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:41,172
[dramatic music]
508
00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:42,275
- Whew.
509
00:18:42,344 --> 00:18:44,758
That was one heck of a workout.
510
00:18:44,827 --> 00:18:49,275
Time to see what 168
straight hours of exercise
511
00:18:49,344 --> 00:18:51,931
does to the body.
512
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,344
- Ahh.
513
00:18:53,413 --> 00:18:55,896
[gasps]
514
00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:57,344
- [grunts]
515
00:18:57,413 --> 00:19:00,724
- [whistling]
516
00:19:00,793 --> 00:19:01,620
- Hey!
517
00:19:01,689 --> 00:19:03,068
What's the deal, Larry?
518
00:19:03,137 --> 00:19:04,517
Why ain't I ripped?
519
00:19:04,586 --> 00:19:07,551
- Fitness is a
lifelong journey, bro.
520
00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:10,344
Can't change your
physique in a week.
521
00:19:10,413 --> 00:19:11,689
- [groans]
522
00:19:11,758 --> 00:19:13,241
- [grunts]
Ah.
523
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:14,310
Mm-hmm.
524
00:19:14,379 --> 00:19:17,241
See you bros in the sauna.
525
00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:19,344
- Hmm?
526
00:19:19,413 --> 00:19:21,275
[groans]
527
00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:24,758
No one can change
their physique, eh?
528
00:19:24,827 --> 00:19:26,172
Hee-hee-hee-hee.
529
00:19:26,241 --> 00:19:27,137
[laid back music]
530
00:19:27,206 --> 00:19:30,275
- [snoring]
531
00:19:30,344 --> 00:19:31,827
[rock music]
532
00:19:31,896 --> 00:19:32,862
Huh?
533
00:19:32,931 --> 00:19:34,758
[engine revving]
534
00:19:34,827 --> 00:19:36,689
- Ha-ha.
535
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:37,862
[laughs]
536
00:19:37,931 --> 00:19:38,827
[grunts]
Ha!
537
00:19:38,896 --> 00:19:40,965
- Ooh? Ahh.
538
00:19:41,034 --> 00:19:42,000
Oh.
539
00:19:42,068 --> 00:19:43,000
- [grunts]
540
00:19:43,068 --> 00:19:44,172
- [laughs]
541
00:19:44,241 --> 00:19:46,000
♪ ♪
542
00:19:46,068 --> 00:19:47,620
- Hey there, ma'am.
543
00:19:47,689 --> 00:19:50,137
Is this beach taken?
544
00:19:50,206 --> 00:19:51,379
- Oh, my.
545
00:19:51,448 --> 00:19:55,862
Eugene, you're so well-defined.
546
00:19:55,931 --> 00:19:56,931
Eugene?
547
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,275
[together]
Yeah! Ha-ha! Yeah!
548
00:19:59,344 --> 00:20:00,620
- Take a look.
549
00:20:00,689 --> 00:20:03,689
These are called gains, people.
550
00:20:03,758 --> 00:20:04,482
Yeah.
551
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,862
[grunting]
552
00:20:06,931 --> 00:20:09,448
- Hmm.
553
00:20:09,517 --> 00:20:10,896
- [grunting]
554
00:20:10,965 --> 00:20:11,896
- Whoa!
555
00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:14,724
- [grunting]
556
00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:15,724
- Ah!
557
00:20:15,793 --> 00:20:17,655
[grunts]
558
00:20:17,724 --> 00:20:20,000
Nice pecs, Mr. Krabs.
559
00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:21,172
- We love you!
560
00:20:21,241 --> 00:20:23,689
- Wow.
We love you.
561
00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:26,344
- Strongest crab in the world!
562
00:20:26,413 --> 00:20:28,137
I fear no man!
563
00:20:28,206 --> 00:20:29,103
- [scoffs]
564
00:20:29,172 --> 00:20:30,172
- Krabs!
565
00:20:30,241 --> 00:20:31,206
[whistle blows]
566
00:20:31,275 --> 00:20:32,689
[all gasp]
- Larry?
567
00:20:32,758 --> 00:20:34,137
[screams]
568
00:20:34,206 --> 00:20:36,965
- I'm going to crack you
right out of my shell, bro.
569
00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:38,000
- Whoa!
570
00:20:38,068 --> 00:20:40,275
Mr. Krabs, looking good!
571
00:20:40,344 --> 00:20:42,413
- [panting]
572
00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:44,275
- Was that Larry?
573
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:47,034
He must have stopped working
out for a few minutes.
574
00:20:47,103 --> 00:20:48,068
- Ahh!
575
00:20:48,137 --> 00:20:50,379
[both grunting]
576
00:20:50,448 --> 00:20:53,137
- [panting]
577
00:20:53,206 --> 00:20:54,862
Fondue?
578
00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:56,827
At the beach?
579
00:20:56,896 --> 00:20:57,655
Whoa!
580
00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:01,206
[groans] Oh, oh, oh, oh!
581
00:21:01,275 --> 00:21:02,965
Whoa!
582
00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:05,068
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
583
00:21:05,137 --> 00:21:06,448
[panting]
584
00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:07,517
- Larry's in trouble.
585
00:21:07,586 --> 00:21:08,965
- Someone save him!
586
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:12,551
- Who will lifeguard
the lifeguards?
587
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:14,034
- [whimpers]
Huh?
588
00:21:14,103 --> 00:21:16,310
Fondue Man!
589
00:21:16,379 --> 00:21:17,793
- Ah!
- Yeah!
590
00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:18,827
Yeah!
591
00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:20,103
[panting]
592
00:21:20,172 --> 00:21:23,172
[grunting]
593
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,344
Uh, OK.
594
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:25,448
- Ouch!
595
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:26,448
Whoa!
596
00:21:26,517 --> 00:21:27,448
- [groaning]
597
00:21:27,517 --> 00:21:31,379
- Ahh!
598
00:21:31,448 --> 00:21:35,275
[gasping]
Ohh.
599
00:21:35,344 --> 00:21:37,551
[all cheering]
600
00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:39,103
- Oh, yeah!
601
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,517
Ha-ha.
602
00:21:40,586 --> 00:21:42,896
That's right,
saving the day over here.
603
00:21:42,965 --> 00:21:44,482
What do you think of
me now, Puffykins?
604
00:21:44,551 --> 00:21:48,758
Your old Krabsy
is quite the hero.
605
00:21:48,827 --> 00:21:50,137
Hiyah!
606
00:21:50,206 --> 00:21:51,655
- Oh, puh-lease.
607
00:21:51,724 --> 00:21:54,793
I'm not into muscle-bound,
self-centered jerks.
608
00:21:54,862 --> 00:21:56,206
- Heh-heh.
609
00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:57,758
What's that?
610
00:21:57,827 --> 00:22:00,068
- I like my boys a little
soft around the edges.
611
00:22:00,137 --> 00:22:01,137
- Oh.
612
00:22:01,206 --> 00:22:02,137
- Mwah.
613
00:22:02,206 --> 00:22:03,241
- Ah-ha-ha-ha.
614
00:22:03,310 --> 00:22:04,758
Hmm.
615
00:22:04,827 --> 00:22:06,827
- That's why Larry and I
have a beach date tomorrow.
616
00:22:06,896 --> 00:22:07,862
[laughs]
617
00:22:07,931 --> 00:22:08,724
- Ha-ha!
618
00:22:08,793 --> 00:22:10,586
Larry loves beach dates.
619
00:22:10,655 --> 00:22:12,137
- Beach date?
620
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:13,172
Wait!
621
00:22:13,241 --> 00:22:14,689
I was kidding!
622
00:22:14,758 --> 00:22:16,896
The muscles were just a ruse.
623
00:22:16,965 --> 00:22:18,310
Puffy!
624
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:19,517
[grunting]
625
00:22:19,586 --> 00:22:20,551
[all murmuring]
626
00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:21,724
- [grunts]
See!
627
00:22:21,793 --> 00:22:22,965
Ha-ha.
Oh.
628
00:22:23,034 --> 00:22:23,793
Ah!
629
00:22:23,862 --> 00:22:26,413
Puffykins, I'm soft.
630
00:22:26,482 --> 00:22:28,068
- [sobbing]
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