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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- [humming]
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One glorious week
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without being annoyed
by those two--
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- Hey!
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- [wailing]
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Idiots!
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both: Hi, Squidward!
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- Whoo-hoo!
Doink.
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Hold on, Squidward.
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[both straining]
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You should be more careful.
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- Tsk-tsk-tsk.
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- Would you two go away
and stop ruining my vacation?
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- Vacation?
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Gee, I didn't think
Mr. Krabs gave us any vacation.
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- I found someone
to cover for me.
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- One krabby patty
coming up, sir.
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[groaning]
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[sizzling]
Huh? [sniffs]
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- Where are you going on
your vacation, Squidward?
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- If you must know,
I'm going to Porpoise Peak
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to bask in the melodious sounds
of the Warbling Water Lily.
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[both exclaiming]
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Which only blooms once
every 500 years.
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And I'm going alone.
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- I know!
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Patrick and I will come along
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and we can all
be alone together.
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- Oh, no!
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You're not
messing up my vacation.
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Now beat it!
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If I don't get moving,
I'm going to miss it.
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- Oh, we'll help you pack.
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- No way.
You idiots will just break--
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Everything. Oh.
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- Hold it.
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Forgot to pack this.
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- What, no!
Don't! Stop!
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- [chuckles]
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- [screams]
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- Oh, oh, oh!
[horns honking]
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all: Oh!
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- Oh, no!
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[together]
Whew!
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[metal clanks]
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[explosion]
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[both mumbling]
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- You can buff that out.
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- How could--
why would--
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I can't believe it!
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[sighs]
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I'll never see the
Warbling Water Lily bloom now.
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[groaning]
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[groaning continues]
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both: Oh!
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Poor Squidward.
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- Ooh, I have an idea.
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- Really?
What's that like?
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- Little monsters.
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They ought to be locked up.
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Throw away the key, then--
[shudders]
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[snoring]
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[muttering]
Lock up...
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and throw them away.
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[pleasant music]
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♪ ♪
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[vocalizing]
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[sniffs]
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Ah! Ah!
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[both giggling]
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[giggling continues]
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[screams]
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Oh, oh, whew.
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It was only a nightmare.
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[screams]
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[both screaming]
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[all screaming]
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- [muffled]
Good morning, Squidward.
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- Would you get out
of my bedroom?
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- Oh, we're not
in your bedroom, silly.
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- What?
How did I get here?
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- Patrick and I moved--
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- Actually, I don't care.
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Humph.
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Goodbye, Sponge--
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[wailing]
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[panting]
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Spongebob, why is your house
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driving on the road?
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- Because we
turned it into a RV.
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- We didn't want you to
miss that flower blooming.
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- Okay.
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Hold on.
Who's driving?
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- It's on auto-snail.
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- [meows]
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- Come on,
let's get breakfast.
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- [soft giggling]
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[chuckling]
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- [startles]
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Hey, this looks pretty good.
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Huh?
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[groaning]
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Ah.
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[choking]
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[inhales deeply]
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- You gonna eat that?
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- Hey, Patrick,
let's give Gary a break.
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- Disengaging auto-snail!
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- [meowing]
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- Hey, hop!
Ho!
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- [meowing]
[toy squeaking]
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- Let's see what
this pineapple can do!
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Whee!
[laughs]
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Yeah!
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On the road!
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- We got to get off this road!
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- No problem.
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[tires screeching]
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- Oh.
Hi, Squidward.
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- [wailing]
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I'm not here!
This isn't happening!
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[Johann Strauss's
"The Blue Danube"]
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♪ ♪
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- [meowing]
[toy squeaking]
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- Whoo-hoo!
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[glass smashes]
- [grunts]
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- Ah, we're here!
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- Huh? Huh?
[gasps]
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[pleasant music]
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The Warbling Water Lily!
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[mutters]
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Oh, it's so beautiful.
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And I have it all to my--
oh!
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[all exclaiming]
[camera shutters clicking]
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Ow!
My back!
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Huh? Where is it?
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- Is this that
Babbling Buttercup
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you were looking for?
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[curious chattering]
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- Aww, ohh.
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[crinkling]
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[all gasp]
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[groans]
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[blows landing]
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- Ooh.
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- [grunts]
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- [pained groaning]
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- [grunts]
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[sniffs]
Mmm.
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- [jibbers]
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[sighs] Well,
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that's one more vacation
down the drain.
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May as well go home.
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- Well, we got a long drive
ahead of us.
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We better go before we go
if you know what I mean-o.
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- [chuckles]
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Uh, not really.
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- Now, Squidward,
don't leave without us.
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- Huh?
Of course not!
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Only a monster
would leave you behind.
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So I'm a monster.
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[whistling]
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They'll be fine...
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alone, on top of a mountain...
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in the middle of nowhere.
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Oh!
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Oh, I can't do it!
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[boat beeping]
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- Hey, you're really
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getting the hang of
using toilet paper, Patrick.
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- And next week,
I'm starting on two-ply.
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- I'll get another roll
from the RV.
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Hey, where is the RV?
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- Well, maybe those guys
have seen it.
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Hey, hey!
Have you seen our pineapple?
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- [panting]
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- [screaming]
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- Oh, no, I'm too late!
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- [screaming]
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- Hi-yah!
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Don't you dare
eat those morons!
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[both giggling]
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- Squidward,
they weren't eating us.
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- We were just having
a tickle fight.
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- Sea-bears love it when
you tickle their bellies.
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- But they hate it when
you karate chop their heinies.
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[bear growls]
- Uh, tickle, tickle...
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[loud growling]
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- Squidward, they'll leave
you alone if you play dead!
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- Uh, here!
This'll help!
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Catch!
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- [mumbling]
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[head squeaks]
[bear growling]
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- Bye!
Call me.
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You got my number.
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Wow!
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Was that a fun road trip
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or was that a fun road trip?
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- Ha!
The funnerest!
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- More like the worst
road trip.
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My once chance to hear
the Warbling Water Lily
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and you ruined it!
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- Are you sure
about that, Squidward?
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Oh, poor thing
just needed some love.
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[kisses]
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- [gasps]
The Warbling Water Lily!
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[clarinet music]
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So beautiful.
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♪ ♪
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- Oh! My ears!
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My ears!
It hurts! It hurts!
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[boom]
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[screams]
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- We're so happy for you,
Squidward!
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- Engage auto-snail!
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