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- Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[mellow music]
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♪ ♪
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[adventurous music]
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- Are you ready
for a bedtime story, Gary?
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- [meowing, yawns]
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- [groans]
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[embellished accent]
Good evening, Gary,
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and welcome
to Patstarpiece Theatre.
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- Hot, hot, hot!
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- Hmm, would you like
to hear an exciting story
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about brave Sir Patrick
and the fire-breathing dragon?
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[dragon roaring]
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- [meows]
- [grunts]
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Or perhaps a thrilling tale
of Explorer Patrick
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on safari in the jungle?
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- [roaring]
- [screaming]
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[breathing heavily]
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- [meows]
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- Ah!
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This is a good one!
"Swamp Mates,"
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a story of two buffoons
in a bog!
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[laughter]
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[cringes]
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Once upon a time,
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there was a saucy superhero
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with a pugnacious posterior
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and they called him,
"Bubble Bass."
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[alarm blaring, screaming]
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- [laughs menacingly]
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- Stop, thief!
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- Hmm.
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Hmm.
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- [laughing]
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- Excellent job capturing
Man Ray last week, Bubble Bass.
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- Thank you, Anchor Man.
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He was no match
for my mighty hiney.
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- Hmm.
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- [clears throat]
I call this meeting
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of the Guild of Obsessive Fans,
AKA G.O.O.F's,
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to order!
Fellow heroes,
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let us welcome our
newest member, Wonder Whale!
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- Hmm?
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- [clicks tongue]
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It would appear
Wonder Whale is late!
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[beeping]
- Heroes!
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- It's the chief!
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- Wonder Whale isn't late.
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She's been kidnapped
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by the nefarious ne'er-dowell,
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HooDoo GooRoo
the VooDoo Villain!
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[all gasping]
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- [yelps]
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- [grunts] Don't worry, Chief.
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We'll rescue Wonder Whale--
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[banging]
- Bubble Bass!
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- Mother?
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- Ah! Your mother!
[whimpers]
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- [groans]
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- Why don't you go outside
and make some real friends?
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- Mother, you know direct
sunlight gives me gas.
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[belches]
Besides, I'm busy looking
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for my Wonder Whale
action figure.
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- I knew you'd say
something like that,
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so your mother has scheduled
a play date for you.
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- I'm not 23 anymore, Mother.
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You'll just have to cancel it.
- It's too late!
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Your new friend
is already here.
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Have fun!
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- Huh?
- Hi ya, buddy!
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Ready for our play date?
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- I will not associate
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with such a dimwitted doofus.
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- Aw, you're just saying that.
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- [grunts]
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[grunts, gasps]
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What!
- [laughing]
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- Put those down.
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My poor little things.
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Don't worry,
Daddy will protect you.
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- [chomping]
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- [grunts]
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You've completely chewed up
my limited edition Anchor Man!
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[growls]
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- Sorry, I'm teething.
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So, what do you wanna
do for our play date?
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- Hmph, I have no time
for a cretin like you.
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I must find my
Wonder Whale action figure!
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- Oh!
Oh, I'll help you look.
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- Stop it, you clod.
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Do not touch any
of my property.
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- That's okay.
We can play with my game!
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[grunting]
Let's play Swamp!
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- [squeals]
Wait, stop!
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What are you doing?
[shouts]
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No!
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[crying]
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My precious babies.
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- No problem,
I'll fix it.
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My Wonder Whale!
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[panting]
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- I got it!
[groans]
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[dramatic music]
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[wailing]
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- [grunting]
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[shouting]
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- [gasps]
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Wonder Whale, where are you?
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Help!
I...require...
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assistance.
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- I've got you,
play date partner.
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Uh, whoa.
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Whoa--
[nervous grumbling]
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- [coughing]
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Where am I?
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[distant animal shriek]
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By the enchanted spatula
of Suburban Dad.
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We're in a real swamp!
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Ew!
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Why am I wearing
this collar of shame?
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- I think it looks good on you.
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- [grunting]
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Ugh, I despise nature.
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- Aw, you just haven't
given it a chance.
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Smell that swamp air.
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[inhales]
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[gasping]
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[sneezes]
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- [gasping]
My tongue!
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Water, give me water.
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Ew!
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Where did you get
this disgusting liquid?
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Whew.
Slimy and refreshing.
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- This can't be happening.
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This place is a nightmare!
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I'll never find
my Wonder Whale action figure.
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- [menacing laughter]
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- What is that?
- [shudders]
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- [laughing menacingly]
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- My Wonder Whale!
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That crook stole
my precious possession!
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Get him!
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- Are we playing tag?
I love tag!
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[light mellow music]
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♪ ♪
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- [groans]
- Tag, you're it!
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[laughing]
- [menacing laughter]
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- [gasps]
After him!
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[both panting]
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- [laughing]
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[both panting]
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Whoa-oh-oh! [grunts]
- Where'd he go?
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- Perhaps he's in that
dilapidated dwelling.
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- I doubt it.
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Maybe he's in that shack?
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[banjo music]
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[machine hisses]
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- Huh.
It's just some uncouth natives.
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- Hello!
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[both grunt]
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- I caught these two
a peepin' through the window.
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- They're thieves!
Trying to steal
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our illegal hot sauce.
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- Illegal?
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- Our swamp sauce is so spicy
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it can blow
your head clean off.
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- I assure you
we are not interested
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in your disgusting hot sauce.
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- Then what's he doing?
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- [gulping]
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[muffled shouting]
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[whistle blaring]
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- [yelps]
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- Huh.
You call that spicy?
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[belches]
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- Back off,
you backwater bumpkins!
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[dramatic bluegrass music]
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Run!
- [shrieks]
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♪ ♪
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- After 'em, boys!
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[both growling]
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- [panting]
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- [gasps]
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- [gasps]
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- You ain't a-gettin'
away that easy!
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- Yee-ha.
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- [panting, yelps]
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- Ha, too slow,
you cold-blooded clowns.
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[muttering mockingly]
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Yipe!
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[panting]
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Those Crocs are catching up
with us!
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- [groans]
That hot sauce
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has already caught up with me.
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[belches]
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- [gasps]
That's it!
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- [belching]
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- What?
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[rudder slowing, stops]
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- [sighs]
So play date partner,
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what are we supposed
to do now. Hmm?
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- [gurgling]
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[laughing]
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- [menacing laughter]
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[sinister music]
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- Give me back my Wonder Whale!
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- Huh?
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- Huh? Hey, wait for me, buddy!
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- [laughing]
- Come back here.
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[panting]
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You'll swing for this,
you ruffian!
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- I am afraid you are
the ones who will swing.
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[laughing]
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You ignoramuses fell
right into my trap!
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- Technically, I'm a doofus.
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- HooDoo Guru
the Voodoo Villain!
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He's real!
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- That's right, Bubble Bass,
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and your precious
Wonder Whale is all mine!
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- I dread to think
what horrific ritual
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you will use it for.
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- Huh? Ritual, shmitual!
243
00:11:52,862 --> 00:11:56,103
I just needed it
to complete my collection!
244
00:11:56,172 --> 00:11:59,586
- Stealing from
a fellow collector?
245
00:11:59,655 --> 00:12:01,724
That's despicable!
246
00:12:01,793 --> 00:12:04,413
I will thrash you, sir!
247
00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:07,172
[grunting]
248
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,793
Can't break out.
[bell dings]
249
00:12:13,862 --> 00:12:15,827
- You're probably weak
from hunger.
250
00:12:15,896 --> 00:12:19,206
Here, try some
of this spaghetti.
251
00:12:19,275 --> 00:12:21,448
- [slurping]
252
00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:25,655
Mmm!
Glorious caloric intake!
253
00:12:25,724 --> 00:12:27,724
Wherever did you find it?
254
00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:30,482
- We're sitting on it!
255
00:12:30,551 --> 00:12:32,241
[slurping]
256
00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:34,586
[both shriek, grunt]
257
00:12:34,655 --> 00:12:37,206
- Ouch.
- [gasps]
258
00:12:37,275 --> 00:12:40,379
Ha ha!
Evil never triumphs
259
00:12:40,448 --> 00:12:43,724
against a truly obsessive fan!
260
00:12:43,793 --> 00:12:46,551
- Yeah!
Evil never triumphs
261
00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:48,793
over a oscillating fan!
262
00:12:48,862 --> 00:12:50,275
- [groans]
Hm?
263
00:12:50,344 --> 00:12:52,344
Not so fast, Bubble Bass.
264
00:12:52,413 --> 00:12:55,413
I've got one more trick
up my sleeve.
265
00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:58,103
Or should I say,
up my glove!
266
00:12:58,172 --> 00:13:01,586
[screaming]
[laughs menacingly]
267
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:04,689
- A Patrick Star action figure?
268
00:13:04,758 --> 00:13:06,724
Ha!
No collector would
269
00:13:06,793 --> 00:13:08,448
touch such trash.
270
00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:10,413
- Plus, it's a choking hazard.
271
00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:12,172
- [grunts]
272
00:13:13,862 --> 00:13:15,965
- What's going on?
273
00:13:16,034 --> 00:13:18,551
- That fiend, HooDoo,
is using his magic
274
00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:20,344
Voodoo doll powers.
275
00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:22,275
- [laughing]
276
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,551
[grunts]
277
00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:26,724
- [choking]
- Sorry.
278
00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:29,448
- I'll take that.
[laughs]
279
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,344
[laughing]
280
00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:37,000
[both shouting]
281
00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:39,655
- Stop!
I'm allergic
282
00:13:39,724 --> 00:13:42,379
to centrifugal force!
283
00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:44,931
- [laughing]
284
00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:47,931
Uh-oh.
285
00:13:52,103 --> 00:13:55,862
- Ha! I'll return this
to its rightful owner.
286
00:13:55,931 --> 00:13:58,655
Me.
- Well done, pal.
287
00:13:58,724 --> 00:14:00,413
- Eww.
288
00:14:00,482 --> 00:14:02,689
both:
Huh?
289
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,517
- Hey, Luther, Cletus,
290
00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:07,275
I found them fellers
what blowed up our still!
291
00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:09,413
- Oh, hi!
292
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,931
- [gargled] Run.
293
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,620
[dramatic bluegrass music]
294
00:14:13,689 --> 00:14:15,862
- [whimpering]
[all growling]
295
00:14:15,931 --> 00:14:19,965
♪ ♪
296
00:14:20,034 --> 00:14:23,793
- No, our only escape!
297
00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:27,931
If only I had something
large and buoyant.
298
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,827
- I don't know what
that means, but--
299
00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:33,758
Hop on, friend!
300
00:14:33,827 --> 00:14:35,206
- Friend?
301
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,241
- Sure, you're my play date,
right, buddy?
302
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:41,241
- [stammering]
Buddy?
303
00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:44,413
[dramatic classical music]
304
00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:46,551
♪ ♪
305
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:48,965
- [screams]
306
00:14:49,827 --> 00:14:53,275
- It's over, Bubble Bass!
Give up!
307
00:14:53,344 --> 00:14:55,551
- You will never win, Voodoo,
308
00:14:55,620 --> 00:15:00,310
because we have the power
of reluctant friendship!
309
00:15:00,379 --> 00:15:03,689
[all gasp]
310
00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:06,068
- Yeah, that's right.
311
00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:09,862
Run away from
our righteous acquaintance!
312
00:15:09,931 --> 00:15:13,379
- Uh, they might
be running from that.
313
00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:18,275
- [screams]
314
00:15:24,413 --> 00:15:25,758
[both scream]
315
00:15:25,827 --> 00:15:31,586
♪ ♪
316
00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:37,000
- [gasps]
317
00:15:40,758 --> 00:15:42,379
- What happened?
318
00:15:42,448 --> 00:15:46,172
- Oh, you were dead
for like ten minutes.
319
00:15:46,241 --> 00:15:50,931
- Oh, it was all
just a hallucination?
320
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,551
Then my Wonder Whale
action figure
321
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,793
is still missing.
322
00:15:55,862 --> 00:15:57,931
- Well, you may have
lost your toy,
323
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,551
but you've gained
an indoor pool!
324
00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:02,448
Congratulations!
325
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:07,551
- [gasps]
My precious Wonder Whale!
326
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,034
- Bubble Bass!
327
00:16:09,103 --> 00:16:13,068
What did you do
to my basement?
328
00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:17,103
- Perhaps the swamp
wasn't so bad after all.
329
00:16:17,172 --> 00:16:19,103
[downtrodden music]
330
00:16:19,172 --> 00:16:21,517
- Best play date ever!
331
00:16:25,827 --> 00:16:28,172
- [laughs]
Whoo-hoo!
332
00:16:28,241 --> 00:16:30,931
This completes my collection.
[laughing]
333
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:46,827
- [mechanical laughter]
334
00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:48,448
- Ta-da!
335
00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:50,689
I did it,
I did it, I did it!
336
00:16:50,758 --> 00:16:53,448
I--whoa--
[crashing]
337
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:01,896
- [meows]
- I learned a magic trick!
338
00:17:01,965 --> 00:17:04,413
Sorry, Gary,
but I've been trying to learn
339
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,206
this trick since
I was a SpongeBoy!
340
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,862
[gasps]
- [meows]
341
00:17:07,931 --> 00:17:09,793
- I gotta show Patrick!
342
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,965
[laughs]
343
00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:17,482
Patrick, come out,
I gotta show you something!
344
00:17:17,551 --> 00:17:19,758
Patrick!
345
00:17:19,827 --> 00:17:22,620
He's not home.
346
00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:28,137
Oh!
Squidward!
347
00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:30,758
- [gasps]
- Squidward!
348
00:17:30,827 --> 00:17:34,551
Squidward, Squidward,
Squidward, Squidward...
349
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,172
- If he thinks I'm out,
he'll go away.
350
00:17:37,241 --> 00:17:41,137
- Squidward, Squidward!
- [grunting]
351
00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:45,103
- Squidward!
352
00:17:47,793 --> 00:17:49,241
I'm so glad you're home.
353
00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:50,896
Got a magic trick to show ya.
354
00:17:50,965 --> 00:17:53,068
- I...hate magic.
355
00:17:53,137 --> 00:17:56,275
- How could anyone hate magic?
It's...
356
00:17:56,344 --> 00:17:58,068
magical.
357
00:17:58,137 --> 00:18:00,724
- [sighs]
Okay.
358
00:18:00,793 --> 00:18:02,689
Show me the trick.
359
00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:04,379
- [laughs]
360
00:18:04,448 --> 00:18:06,034
- [groans]
- Pick a card!
361
00:18:06,103 --> 00:18:07,310
Oh.
362
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:09,000
[grunts]
363
00:18:10,482 --> 00:18:12,344
[gulps]
364
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,827
[humming]
- Watch closely, Squidward.
365
00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:18,172
The hand is quicker
than the eye!
366
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:24,241
- Can't watch, no eyes.
Sorry.
367
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:28,034
- Oh, I wanna show
my trick to somebody.
368
00:18:28,103 --> 00:18:29,620
[crying]
369
00:18:29,689 --> 00:18:31,379
- [chuckles, yelps]
370
00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:32,827
Ow.
371
00:18:32,896 --> 00:18:36,862
- You're the best driving
student I've ever had, Rodger.
372
00:18:36,931 --> 00:18:39,413
Kudos!
- [laughs]
373
00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:41,172
- Mrs. Puff!
374
00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:44,310
Mrs. Puff?
Mrs. Puff!
375
00:18:44,379 --> 00:18:46,862
- Rodger, we have to move now.
376
00:18:46,931 --> 00:18:48,517
Punch it!
377
00:18:52,241 --> 00:18:54,517
[chuckles]
I think we lost him.
378
00:18:54,586 --> 00:18:56,724
- Mrs. Puff,
you gotta see my magic trick!
379
00:18:56,793 --> 00:18:59,482
[both shouting]
380
00:19:02,827 --> 00:19:04,724
Pick a card, any card!
381
00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:06,172
- Hold on, SpongeBob.
382
00:19:06,241 --> 00:19:09,034
I have a trick
to show you, first.
383
00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:10,689
- [shouts]
384
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,310
- Sorry, Rodger.
385
00:19:12,379 --> 00:19:14,655
We'll pick this up next week.
386
00:19:14,724 --> 00:19:17,206
- Wait, Mrs. Puff,
you didn't see my trick.
387
00:19:17,275 --> 00:19:20,896
- Okay, show me
the trick already.
388
00:19:20,965 --> 00:19:22,172
- Pick a card, any--
389
00:19:22,241 --> 00:19:23,896
[screams]
- [sighs]
390
00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:26,551
- [yelling]
391
00:19:29,482 --> 00:19:32,206
Sandy!
392
00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:35,172
Sandy, I gotta show you this!
393
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:38,034
Pick a card, any card!
[shouting]
394
00:19:38,103 --> 00:19:39,655
Sandy?
395
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,275
Where's your head?
396
00:19:42,344 --> 00:19:44,827
- Oh, sorry, SpongeBob,
didn't mean to spook ya.
397
00:19:44,896 --> 00:19:46,551
My head's in another dimension
398
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,379
observing.
399
00:19:49,793 --> 00:19:51,586
Hmm.
400
00:19:54,586 --> 00:19:56,827
- Oh, okay.
I'll come back later
401
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,379
when you have a head.
402
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,000
- It should
be back by Thursday.
403
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,103
Friday at the latest.
404
00:20:02,172 --> 00:20:04,793
- [panting]
405
00:20:06,034 --> 00:20:07,379
- Who is it?
406
00:20:07,448 --> 00:20:10,034
- Pick a card, any card!
- [yelps]
407
00:20:10,103 --> 00:20:12,344
[accordion music plays]
408
00:20:12,413 --> 00:20:14,000
Magic, eh, boy-o?
409
00:20:14,068 --> 00:20:16,517
Is this by any chance
a trick where you produce
410
00:20:16,586 --> 00:20:19,034
money coins from behind
people's ears?
411
00:20:19,103 --> 00:20:20,827
Wink, wink, hmm?
412
00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:21,965
- No.
413
00:20:22,034 --> 00:20:24,517
- Then what's the point?
Hm!
414
00:20:24,586 --> 00:20:26,827
- Ah!
415
00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:30,310
Hi, Fred.
416
00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:32,206
I got a magic trick
that's gonna dazzle you.
417
00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:34,551
- Ooh, are you gonna saw
my leg in half,
418
00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:37,620
or make it disappear,
or pull a rabbit out of it?
419
00:20:37,689 --> 00:20:40,275
- Uh, no, this isn't going
to involve your leg.
420
00:20:40,344 --> 00:20:43,689
- Oh, gotta go, SpongeBob.
I'm washing my thighs tonight.
421
00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:45,551
My leg!
422
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:49,206
- [crying]
423
00:20:50,344 --> 00:20:53,482
Why won't anyone
watch my trick?
424
00:20:53,551 --> 00:20:57,172
[echoing]
Trick, trick, trick.
425
00:21:03,482 --> 00:21:05,793
Hmm...
426
00:21:05,862 --> 00:21:07,379
Ooh.
427
00:21:07,448 --> 00:21:09,827
Hey, that gives me an idea!
428
00:21:11,068 --> 00:21:12,551
There.
429
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:16,206
Good evening, folks.
I am the great Sponge-dini.
430
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,517
Now watch closely.
431
00:21:17,586 --> 00:21:20,000
The hand is quicker
than the eye.
432
00:21:20,068 --> 00:21:22,965
Uh-huh, ha, pick a card,
any card.
433
00:21:23,034 --> 00:21:25,551
[inhales]
434
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:28,724
[dazzling orchestra music]
435
00:21:28,793 --> 00:21:35,689
♪ ♪
436
00:21:58,137 --> 00:21:59,724
Hm?
437
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,172
Ta-da!
438
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:14,758
Aw, I still wish
Patrick was here to see it.
439
00:22:14,827 --> 00:22:16,965
- I saw it, SpongeBob!
440
00:22:17,034 --> 00:22:20,068
It was astonish-able!
441
00:22:20,137 --> 00:22:22,965
[shouts]
442
00:22:23,965 --> 00:22:26,793
- Oh, Patrick,
you showed up just in time.
443
00:22:26,862 --> 00:22:28,517
What was your favorite part?
444
00:22:28,586 --> 00:22:29,931
- Uh...
445
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,931
my favorite part was...
446
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Ta-da!
447
00:22:34,068 --> 00:22:36,241
I missed everything
before that.
448
00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:38,896
- Oh, then you
haven't seen anything yet!
449
00:22:38,965 --> 00:22:41,344
[both yelling]
450
00:22:41,413 --> 00:22:43,862
[both laughing]
451
00:22:43,931 --> 00:22:50,862
♪ ♪
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