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- Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh...
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪
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[waves crashing]
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[twangy upbeat music]
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♪
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- [snoring]
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[alarm rings]
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- Huh? Huh? What? What? What?
What's going on?
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Oh, man.
What time is it?
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I think I overslept.
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Gah! I was supposed to meet the
girls at the beach!
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I hope they stick
around till I get there.
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All right, time to crush it.
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[rock music]
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♪
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[grunting]
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♪
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Yeah.
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[mumbling]
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Ahh, breakfast in a can.
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♪
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[gulping]
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Oosh!
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♪
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[groans]
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[glass shattering]
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Facciabrutt'.
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I can't let the girls
see me like this.
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I gotta get cleaned up.
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[grunting]
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Ah, c'mon.
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What's the deal?
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Oh!
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[grunts]
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Hoo-boy, how long was I
out?
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Ew.
Long enough for all this crud
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to get stuck on my shell.
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[sniffs]
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Ohh, nasty.
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Ahh, let's get this show on the
road.
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[scatting]
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- Well, there goes the
neighborhood...
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for the better.
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[party horn honks]
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So long, you big pink loser.
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[laughs]
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- [snoring]
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Huh?
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[yawning]
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[humming]
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Ohh!
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Augh!
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- Ohh!
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- Pthew!
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[trills tongue]
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Uuuup.
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Time for my pre-breakfast
snack.
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Come on out, yummy treat.
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Smashy! Smashy! Smashy!
Smashy!
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Whoa!
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Ugh! Hey, where are you
going, Rock?
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I don't wanna move.
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I already live next to my best
friend Squidward
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and the little yellow guy.
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[panting]
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[grunting]
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- Huh? Huh? Huh?
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What the? Oh, you
gotta be kidding me.
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How'd I get back here?
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- Mm...doot.
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Hup.
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- Huh?
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Oh. What do you think
you're doing,
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ya oobatz' parasite? Sheesh.
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- What the?
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Oww.
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- Hi, Rock.
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I'm trying to enjoy a snack.
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- Hey. The name is Tony, not
Rock.
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And I think it's time for you
to vamoose.
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- Huh? What's a...van moose?
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[horn honking
and tires squealing]
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- Heh-heh, you're a few pickles
short
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of a jar, ain't ya, kid?
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I'll make it simple: this is my
shell.
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I live here. You don't.
So beat it!
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- Oh, no.
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You can't fool me.
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This is my rock,
and I'm not leaving.
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[grunts]
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- [grunting]
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All right, ya gabbadost',
stay up there if you want.
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I've got places to be.
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- Where are we going?
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- Mel's Man Salon.
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- Ugh!
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- Argh!
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- Best place in town to get a
manly makeover.
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- Oh, heh-heh-heh.
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[growls]
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- [scoffs]
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- Mmm...ooh.
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[all mumbling and growling]
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- Hey, Tony.
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Good to see you again, but
you're late.
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- Oh, sorry, Mel.
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I overslept a little.
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- A little? Your appointment
was for 30 years ago.
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- 30 years? Oh, hey, I never
was a morning person.
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- Ah, you're tellin' me.
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Tony, come on over.
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I got a chair all ready for
youse.
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[light upbeat music]
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- Ooh, heh-heh-heh-heh.
- Mmm.
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- [gulps]
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- Mel, you still give the
closest shave in Bikini Bottom.
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Could you do one more
thing for me, though?
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- Ah, sure,
anything for you, Tony.
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- Take a little off the top...
of my shell!
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- Ehh. Ehhhh.
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[grunting]
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Ooh!
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Uh...heh-heh.
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That tickles.
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- Well, it was worth a try.
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C'mon, kid, time for our next
stop.
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[stately orchestral music]
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- Oh, no, I don't want a bath.
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I already had one this year.
Ew!
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- Don't get your Bermuda shorts
in a bunch, buddy.
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We're just here for a
shvitz.
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- Ow!
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- [yawns]
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I'll tell ya, kid, this is
doing wonders for my back.
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I must have slept on it wrong
for the last 15 years or so.
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- [gasping]
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- Oh, if it's too hot,
you can always leave.
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- No way.
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I'm just a little thirsty.
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[bell dings]
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[slurping]
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Mmm-ah.
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Mmm-ahh.
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[upbeat guitar music]
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- Here we are, kid.
Last stop.
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Ho-ohh, there they are.
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Hello, ladies.
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- Oh, so now he gets here.
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- We've been waiting 30 years
for you, Tony.
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You're lucky turtles
live so long.
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- I know, I know, my
apologies, but never fear.
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Tony's...huh?
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- Say, who's this?
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- Oh, you didn't say you
were bringing
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your pet parasite.
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- Oh, now, this is a cute...
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- Uh, hello.
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I didn't get all dolled up just
to be treated
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like snail litter.
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[grunting]
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That's it!
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[grunts]
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All right. I've had it up to
here with you.
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[laughter]
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Eh-heh, heh-heh-heh-heh.
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Excuse me a second,
ladies.
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- Arrgh.
- Oh hey, Tony.
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Check out all this cool stuff I
didn't know I had in this attic
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I didn't know was here.
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- Buttagots.
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This ain't your attic,
and that ain't your stuff.
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- Look.
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The kitchen had everything I
need to make omelets.
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You want one?
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Oops. Ah. Time for a new frying
pan.
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- That ain't a pan,
you jamoke.
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You're melting my record
collection.
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- Oh.
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Oh, that would explain why the
stereo isn't working...
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- My hi-fi.
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Oof!
Pasta vasul.
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- Oh. This is so cool.
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Look, there's a bed hiding in
the wall.
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Ooh, I wonder if there's
anything else
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hiding in the wall.
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Maybe candy.
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- My wall art!
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- No. Nothing here. Dang.
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Nope.
- Argh.
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- [grunts]
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- Hyaah!!
Get out of my shell!
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- Get out of my rock!
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- My shell.
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- My shell. Uh, duh, wait,
rock.
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[both grunting]
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- [chuckles]
This is exciting.
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- I've got a fiver
on the parasite.
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- Hey. That's my butt.
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- Oh, yeah?
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Well, now your butt is my face.
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[grunting]
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I'm taking my home home.
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- Oh, no, you're not.
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- Ehh!
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[both grunting]
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- Ehh!
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[both grunting]
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- H-h-h-h-help!
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Help! Help! Help!
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Help! Help!
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Oh.
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[both grunting]
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[traffic light dings]
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[both grunting]
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- Hey. Hmm.
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[laughter]
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- Ha-ha-ha,
ha-ha-ha.
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- Hey. Get off of me, ya brats.
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- Aww, gee whiz.
- Just having a good time.
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- Aww, you guys...
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- [grunts]
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
241
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- Hey. You forgot your
to-go order.
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- Thank you.
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00:10:32,448 --> 00:10:34,827
Ohh.
My shell!
244
00:10:34,862 --> 00:10:36,310
- My rock.
245
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,758
both: Our home!
246
00:10:38,793 --> 00:10:41,068
[sobbing]
247
00:10:41,103 --> 00:10:43,793
- Yeesh. Couple of
babies over here.
248
00:10:43,827 --> 00:10:46,206
- Who needs this weepy mess?
249
00:10:46,241 --> 00:10:48,103
- Yeah. We came to
see action.
250
00:10:48,137 --> 00:10:50,275
Let's vamoose.
251
00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:51,517
[horn honks]
252
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:54,172
[both sobbing]
253
00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:58,482
- Oh, Tony, I'm so sorry.
254
00:10:58,517 --> 00:11:01,724
- I'm sorry too, kid.
255
00:11:01,758 --> 00:11:07,103
- If we hadn't been fighting,
we'd both still have a home.
256
00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:10,206
[both sobbing]
257
00:11:10,241 --> 00:11:12,551
Hey. Wait a minute.
258
00:11:12,586 --> 00:11:15,310
I know another rock we could
share.
259
00:11:15,344 --> 00:11:20,551
- Really? Hey, maybe you ain't
so brainless after all.
260
00:11:20,586 --> 00:11:22,896
- [slurping]
261
00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:26,482
Ahh.
262
00:11:26,517 --> 00:11:28,206
- Ahhh.
263
00:11:28,241 --> 00:11:32,655
[scatting]
264
00:11:32,689 --> 00:11:36,000
Hey, ladies, check
out my new shell.
265
00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:40,310
both: Ooh, lookin' sharp, Tony.
266
00:11:40,344 --> 00:11:43,241
- [mumbling]
267
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My house!
268
00:11:45,034 --> 00:11:47,793
Come baaaaaaack.
269
00:11:47,827 --> 00:11:51,896
[twangy upbeat music]
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