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- SquarePants and Star
Babysitting?
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Oh, please.
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What do you two nitwits know
about taking care of babies?
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- Just watch.
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- Huh?
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[panting]
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- Safety pin.
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Ointment.
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- Doo-doo.
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[cries]
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[sucks]
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- Aw, such a good
wittle squiddy.
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- No one in their right mind
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would ever hire you
as babysitters.
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- Yoo-hoo!
Babysitters!
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I could use
some babysitters here.
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- Oh, boy!
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[bang]
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- [screams]
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[groans]
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- SquarePants and Star
babysitters at your service.
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- We sit on babies.
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- Not literally.
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- Yeah, not in Italy.
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- Now you kids behave,
and listen to the babysitters.
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Bye, now.
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- Bye.
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[overlapping chatter]
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- Whoa!
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A whole legion
of little darlings.
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All right, Patrick.
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You take the east flank,
I'll take the west,
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and we'll try to establish
a nap zone in the middle.
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- [laughs]
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These babies
are no match for my...
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Toddler Style.
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[grunting]
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[continues grunting]
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[groans]
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[babies crying]
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[grunting]
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[babies gasp]
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[babies giggling]
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[groaning]
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[hollering]
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[babies crying]
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[babies screaming]
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[chewing]
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- [babbling]
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- [panicked grunts]
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[continues babbling]
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- [screams]
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- [chattering]
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- [exhales]
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[babies crying]
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[babies cheering]
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[whistles]
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Bring her down!
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- [grunting]
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[vacuum hums]
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[babies murmuring]
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[babies babbling]
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- Yeah.
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both: Shh!
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- [humming]
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- And they all lived
happily ever after
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inside an oyster shell.
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- Aww.
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Thank you,
SquarePants and Star.
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- Babysitters!
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- Skinny or chunky!
Clean or funky!
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- We won't get paid
if your kid's mislaid.
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- Oh, boys.
Right here.
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Oh, I could use a babysitter.
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- Ooh!
- Hey!
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While you go out
and dance and revel...
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- We will watch
your little devil.
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- Yes!
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Ooh, thank you.
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Thank you.
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- Hey, where's the baby?
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- She's inside!
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I'm free, I'm free.
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[cackles]
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- Hm.
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[confused mutters]
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- Baby.
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Baby?
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- Is this the baby?
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- No, I don't think so.
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- Huh.
Ooh.
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This looks like
a nice baby girl.
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- She's nice,
but she's not a baby.
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Wait a minute.
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Aww, I found the baby.
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[scary music]
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- [yelps]
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It's the ugliest baby
I've ever seen.
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- Patrick, all babies
are beautiful.
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Even the ugly ones.
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Hey, we don't know
what the baby's name is.
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- She looks like she's
been in the tub too long.
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Let's call her Baby Prunes.
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- What a pretty name.
Little Baby Prunes.
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[laughing]
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- [screams]
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Who are you?
Where's Lazy Mary?
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- The baby can talk!
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- Help, help!
It's a robbery!
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- No, Patrick.
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Baby Prunes is just mimicking
what she's heard.
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It's just baby talk.
She's babbling.
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- I'm not babbling,
you boneheads.
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- Din-din time.
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Here comes the airplane.
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[mimicking train]
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[gulps]
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Yum.
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Playtime!
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[grunting]
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Kids love to build things
with blocks.
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- Heh. Oh, I'll build
something all right...
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[harmonica music]
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- Whoa, Patrick,
we've been playing in here
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for three hours.
Better check on Baby Prunes.
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You know what's
the best part of playing jail?
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- No.
- Jail break!
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- Jail break!
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[grunting]
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- I gotta pick this lock
and get outta here.
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- Oh, there you are.
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Come on, come on.
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- Nap time.
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- [grunting]
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Put me down,
you yellow scouring pad!
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Unhand me!
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No.
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Get me out of here.
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[mumbling]
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- [vocalizing]
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- [grumbling]
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- Oh, who's a colicky baby?
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It's you.
Coochie coochie coo!
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I'll go up and prepare a bath
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for Baby Prunes
for when she wakes up.
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- Okay, while you're doing
that, I'll just space out.
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- [grunting]
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- Hm.
Strange.
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There don't seem to be
any baby items in here.
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Okay, pills, pills, dentures,
more pills, hemorrhoid cream.
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Ew.
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Happy birthday to mother
on her 137th birthday.
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Aww.
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[gasps]
137th birthday?
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[panting]
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Oh, Baby Prunes isn't a baby!
She's an old lady!
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- [snarling]
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Ah, come on.
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- [mumbling]
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Is that a puppy I hear?
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I didn't know they had a puppy.
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What is it, puppy?
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You want to go out?
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- [grunting]
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Arf!
Arf, arf!
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- Here you go, puppy.
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- So long, sucker!
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[laughs]
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[barks]
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- The puppy knows
baby talk, too.
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- Patrick, she's not a baby!
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[grunting]
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Where's Baby Prunes?
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- I don't know.
I just let the puppy out.
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- That was no puppy.
That was an old lady.
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An old lady that we're
responsible for.
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both: [yelling]
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- If you were an old lady,
where would you go?
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- I don't know.
Back in time?
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- What about a sewing circle?
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- Yes, a sewing circle
back in time.
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[yelling]
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- Come on.
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[boom]
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Old Lady Prunes?
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all: Huh?
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- You seen a baby
that's really an old lady?
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- Oh, look, they have schmutz
on their faces.
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[gurgling]
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[hocking]
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- No, not that.
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- [whimpering]
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[overlapping chatter]
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- Ah! Where's
Baby Old Lady Prunes?
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[upbeat music]
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all: Yeah!
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- Yee-haw!
Lava-bunga!
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- Ahh!
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- I'm okay!
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- [laughs]
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both: Yeah!
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- Ah! What are you doing?
You don't have a parachute.
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- Parachutes are for babies.
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[laughs]
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[continues laughing]
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Oh, yeah!
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[grunts]
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[laughs]
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- Prunes!
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- Old Lady Prunes!
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- Old Lady Baby Prunes!
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[bell ringing]
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[punching]
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- [yelling]
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- Huh?
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[all grunt]
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- Well, if it isn't
my two babysitters.
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You humiliated me.
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- Prunes, you're alive.
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- And still talking baby talk.
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- Why I oughtta...
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both: [screaming]
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- Aww. Pruny wants to play.
Nice old lady.
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[grunting]
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- [laughs]
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[pounding]
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- [murmuring]
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[snoring]
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- Aww.
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Her boxing tuckered her out.
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[thud]
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- [humming]
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- Aww.
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both: Shh.
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- Ahh.
Another job well done.
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[sniffs]
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Uh, Patrick, I think
she needs to be changed.
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- No, that's me.
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[upbeat music]
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