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- Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- This is a Bikini Bottom News
special report.
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Perch?
- Perch Perkins here
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at the Bikini Bottom
power plant,
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where the evil super villain
known as the Dirty Bubble,
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has finally been
cornered by police!
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- [groaning]
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- Stand back, coppers,
and cease your attack,
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or I'll make your police chief
my late night snack!
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[laughs]
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- [groans]
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Do what he says!
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[groans]
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- Will the grime
of this evil soap globe
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wash over our fair city?
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Or will the law force him
to clean up his act?
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- [screams]
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- Or will he choose
door number three,
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and devour a newsman
live on TV?
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[laughs]
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- [groans]
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[groaning]
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- Drop him, airhead!
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- [yells]
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Yike!
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[screams]
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- I got him!
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- Remember this face
and remember it well,
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so you'll recognize me
when I see you in--
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- Jail!
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[jazzy music]
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- [groans]
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[jazzy music]
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- [exhales]
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[grunts]
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♪ ♪
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[exhales]
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- Thank you, warden.
I feel like a new bubble.
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- Remember, Bubble, keep it
clean, or you'll get mean.
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- [laughs]
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Thank you, warden.
I promise I won't let you down!
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- Here's the address
of your new job.
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- [groans]
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♪ ♪
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I'll make you proud,
warden.
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Stay clean or you'll get mean.
A new life.
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No more dirt,
and no more wrong turns.
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[grunts]
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The Krusty Krab.
Hm, this must be the place!
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[whooshing]
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Oh, I can't thank you enough
for this job, Mr. Krabs.
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What would you like me to do?
Greet people at the door?
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Serve the food?
- Oh, no.
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I've got a special job
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that needs someone
with your special talents.
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You're on dirty dish detail.
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[dramatic music]
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- D-d-d-d-dirty dishes?
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Wait, couldn't I just work
the cash register or something?
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- Listen, I hired a
dish-washing bubble
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to save money on soap,
and I want these plates
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sparkling by
lunchtime, savvy?
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- Just call me Sparkles.
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- [humming]
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- Oh!
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♪ ♪
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[gulps]
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Oh!
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Stay clean, or you'll get mean.
Stay clean, or you'll get mean.
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[door squeaks]
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♪ ♪
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Huh.
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- [grunting]
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Brr, is there a blizzard
coming in?
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Because I've got a cold front.
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[laughter]
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- Oh, hi, I didn't
see you there.
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You must be the new dishwasher.
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Welcome aboard.
I'm SpongeBob!
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- Hi, SpongeBob, I'm, uh--
DB, yeah, DB.
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- Oh, we're going to have
so much fun, DB!
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We'll be galley pallies!
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[bell dings]
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Whoops, back to work.
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[vocalizing]
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- Keep it clean
or you'll get mean,
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Keep it clean
or you'll get mean.
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Hm?
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[gasps]
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Hey, I did it!
I got dirty
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and I didn't turn evil.
Huh, I must be cured!
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[humming]
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[dramatic music]
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Scraping up filth
from between every crack.
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I'm the Dirty Bubble
and baby, I'm back.
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[laughs]
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- Oh, what can I get
you, Dirty Bubble?
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[screams]
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The Dirty Bubble!
Where's that nice DB?
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What did you do to him,
you super filthy super villain?
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- [laughs]
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- [yells]
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♪ ♪
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What did you do with DB?
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[groaning]
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[laughs]
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- DB is short for
Dirty Bubble, isn't it?
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- Yes, SpongeBob, it's me.
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I'm trying to change
my evil ways and stay clean.
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- Wow, a super-villain
intervention!
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I'll help you, DB.
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I'll make sure you stay
squeaky clean and dirt free!
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- [laughs]
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- Front and center, Mr. Bubble.
I got another job for you.
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[bubbles pop]
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Now, this new job is very
exclusive and very French.
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- Ooh, la, la.
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- [grunts]
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Eau de toilette.
- What, oh, sacre-pew!
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- Make it sparkle.
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[hums]
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- Okay, he's gone.
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Don't worry about
those toilets, DB.
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[grunts]
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I will clean them for you.
"Toot suite," mon ami.
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[laughs]
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[toilet flushes]
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- Dirt, dirt.
Beautiful dirt!
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[grunting]
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- "Zoot alors!"
DB?
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[gasps]
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Incoming!
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- [laughs]
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♪ Alla-wetta,
all of you are wet-ta ♪
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♪ Alla-wetta, all of you
are soaked ♪
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[dramatic music]
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- [screams]
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- Pow, hold onto your shirty.
Here comes the dirty.
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[gargles]
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Thanks for keeping
me clean, SpongeBob.
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- Don't worry, DB.
We just needed
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to wash away
that stinking thinking.
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- For weeks,
SpongeBob worked with DB
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to stay clean and good!
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- [groans]
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- Ta-da!
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- [laughs]
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[groovy music]
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[washing machine whirrs]
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♪ ♪
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[screaming]
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- Yeah!
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[laughs]
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- Ah!
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[laughter]
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- [snoring]
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- [whistles]
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Enjoy those patties!
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[laughs]
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- Well, DB,
it looks like you're cured.
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You haven't been dirty
in weeks.
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- Thanks to you, SpongeBob,
I'll never be dirty again.
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[laughs]
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- Oh, speaking of dirty.
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[grunts]
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Ew!
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[dramatic music]
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- [grunting]
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♪ ♪
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[laughter]
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You want me clean,
but I ain't willing.
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I got to be me,
and me is a villain!
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[laughter]
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- Aw, that's nice.
He found his rainbow.
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- Uh-oh.
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- The Dirty Bubble
has been seen everywhere,
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defiling dozens of decent
denizens with dirty deeds!
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[both singing]
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[slurping]
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[both yelp]
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both: Clean?
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[crying]
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[jaunty music]
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- So I says to the scallywag,
"listen, here you--"
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- [laughs]
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- It's time to
have tea and cakes.
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- Get him!
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[clamoring]
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[yelling]
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[whooshing]
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all: Yay!
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[laughter]
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all: Aw.
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- Yes, Billy, two plus two
still equals four.
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- [laughs]
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[laughter]
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- [mumbling]
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- Breaking news:
The Dirty Bubble
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just wiped all the teacher's
dirty looks
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right off their faces!
Who will be next?
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- [laughs]
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No more pencils,
no more books,
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no more news guy's dirty looks.
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[laughs]
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- No!
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[groans]
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Oh, that got in my mouth!
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- [laughs]
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[groans]
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- Sorry, old chum,
but from now on,
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you're going to have
to stay clean for good.
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- Begone, hygiene.
I'm too big to stay clean!
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[laughter]
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- Ah!
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[groaning]
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- [laughs]
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Ow!
It's on now.
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[grunting]
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♪ ♪
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[yells]
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- [laughs]
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- [grunting]
245
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Help, help!
Call the cops!
246
00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:17,034
Call Mr. Krabs!
Call my mommy!
247
00:10:17,103 --> 00:10:18,551
- [grunts]
248
00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:24,862
- I think for dessert,
I'll eat more dirt!
249
00:10:24,931 --> 00:10:26,241
[laughs]
250
00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:28,827
- Not Goo Lagoon!
251
00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,896
[clamoring]
252
00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:33,620
And to my beloved pet, Gary,
I bequeath my pineapple
253
00:10:33,689 --> 00:10:36,172
and my tool shed and
my mailbox and Patrick.
254
00:10:36,241 --> 00:10:38,137
[cries]
255
00:10:38,206 --> 00:10:40,172
What?
Wow.
256
00:10:40,241 --> 00:10:42,724
Sometimes, I forget
just how absorbent I am!
257
00:10:42,793 --> 00:10:44,103
[yelps]
258
00:10:44,172 --> 00:10:48,275
- Wait, what?
Oh, stop spinning, you sponge.
259
00:10:48,344 --> 00:10:50,344
You're stealing my grunge.
260
00:10:50,413 --> 00:10:54,620
Uh, uh, stuff that rhymes!
Ah!
261
00:10:54,689 --> 00:10:56,586
- [grunts]
262
00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:58,034
[burps]
263
00:10:58,103 --> 00:11:01,724
- I may be a squirt,
but I'm still full of dirt.
264
00:11:01,793 --> 00:11:03,413
[laughs]
265
00:11:03,482 --> 00:11:07,137
- Oh, little mini-DB
is so cute.
266
00:11:07,206 --> 00:11:08,448
- Ah!
267
00:11:08,517 --> 00:11:10,034
[groovy music]
268
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,241
- We got him!
269
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:15,103
- Every time I wash dishes,
I'll think of you.
270
00:11:15,172 --> 00:11:17,275
- Hm, every time
I have nightmares,
271
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,862
I'll think of you, too.
272
00:11:18,931 --> 00:11:22,000
- Thank you, citizen.
We'll take it from here.
273
00:11:22,068 --> 00:11:24,896
- It was a dirty job,
but somebody had to do it!
274
00:11:24,965 --> 00:11:25,896
[laughs]
275
00:11:25,965 --> 00:11:26,931
[all gasp]
276
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,310
- Just kidding!
277
00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:31,896
[laughter]
278
00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:33,827
[sneezes]
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00:11:33,896 --> 00:11:35,241
[all groaning]
280
00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:37,310
all: Gesundheit.
281
00:11:37,379 --> 00:11:40,862
- Thank you.
Got some schmutz on you there.
282
00:11:40,931 --> 00:11:42,965
[giggles]
283
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[groovy music]
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