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- Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain.
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- I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain.
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants.
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants.
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants.
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants.
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants.
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SpongeBob SquarePants.
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SpongeBob SquarePants.
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants.
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- [grumbling]
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Where's that bus?
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I've been waiting for
almost an hour.
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- Heh. Almost an hour he says.
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- Hmm.
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Late again.
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One coin.
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Exact change.
- Aha.
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- Exactly.
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Late.
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- Oh, brother.
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- Will you please watch
your speed?
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And stay in the lane.
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When was the last time you
cleaned this bus?
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[sniffing]
Ew, it smells like
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a narwhal's armpit in here.
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- All right, that's it.
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- [groaning]
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- Krusty Krab.
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- [groaning]
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[grumbling]
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You big clod.
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I could do your job better than
you ever could.
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- Yeah? Well, I could do your
job better than you ever could.
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What's his job?
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- Oh, he's a terrible cashier.
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- That I could do.
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- All right, all right.
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Jumpin' jelly fish.
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I'm tired of you two
bickering every morning.
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I say prove it.
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Switch jobs right now and
settle it once and for all.
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- I'll take that challenge.
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- You better get going, driver.
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You're already behind schedule.
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[both grumbling]
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- Hmm.
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Ahh.
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[groaning]
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[gasps]
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[tires squealing]
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all: Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!
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- ♪ La-da-dee la-dah-dah ♪
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Oh, I like this.
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Good morning.
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- It's afternoon already,
clown.
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Eh, ah-ah.
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No sharp objects allowed.
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- [munching]
- Huh?
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Attention: this is your
cheerful driver speaking.
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There'll be no eating or
drinking
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aboard my happy bus...
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- Ohh.
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Especially Krabby Patties.
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This stop is Coral Boulevard.
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Thank you for riding with your
merry bus driver.
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And have
a beautiful da--hey.
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- Squidward.
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- No!
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- It's you.
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- [grumbling]
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- I've always dreamed one day
I'd board a bus
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and see you driving it.
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- Why am I in that dream?
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- Oh, Squidward, you're in all
my dreams.
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- Get off me and pay your fare.
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And you'd better have--huh?
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- Exact change. Exactly.
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Clink, clink, clink, clink,
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clink, clink, clink, clink.
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- Augh! Enough with the
pennies!
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- Clink, clink, clink, clink,
clink, clink.
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[humming]
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Hey, Squidward.
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- [grumbling]
- Hey, Squidward.
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Hey, Squidward.
Hey, Squidward.
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Hey, Squidward.
- What?
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- I'm helping you drive.
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- No, you're not.
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- Time to switch lanes.
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Better use my signal.
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[clicking tongue]
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- Oh, oh, oh, oh-ah, ah!
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Ahh!
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Don't help me drive!
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- Okay.
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[tires squealing]
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Wow.
- Ahh, eh eh, eh.
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Whew.
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Oh, what am I doing?
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Sit in the back.
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- Okay.
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- [groaning]
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- What--what the...
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[sighs]
Ahh!
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- Objects in mirror are closer
than they appear.
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Aw, let me help.
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This is for softer braking.
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- Augh,
the brakes don't work.
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Ahh-ahh!
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Augh!
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[engine revving]
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Argh!
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[tires screeching]
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[grunts]
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- Mmph! Huh? Argh.
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Argh!
- Oh!
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[grunts]
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[all grunting]
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- SpongeBob, what is
your stop,
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so I can take you there right
now?
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- Oh, I don't have a stop.
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Today is my bus riding day,
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the day I just pick a bus and
ride it all day.
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- There's only one
thing I can think of
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that could be worse.
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Ahhhh!
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- [chuckling]
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- Augh! And that's it!
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- [chuckling]
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[babbling]
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- Phew. I dodged that one.
Heh-heh.
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Augh!
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- [chuckling]
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Ehh-ehh-ehh.
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[tires squealing]
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[all shouting]
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[tires squealing]
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- Phew. That was close.
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- It sure was.
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I almost didn't catch this bus.
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- [groaning]
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- Eeeee...Patrick. Wow.
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We're both on the
same bus on our
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Just Riding Around
On The Bus Day.
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What are the odds?
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[both chuckling]
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- Yes, what are the odds?
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- I got my bus money
somewhere.
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- Oh.
- Oh, there it is.
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Huh, I think I left my
wallet in my other wallet.
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- Don't worry, buddy.
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I've got exact change.
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- One...
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Two...
- [groaning]
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- Three.
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- ♪ Dah-dah-dah-dum ♪
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[grunting]
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[tires squealing]
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- [chuckling]
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- You hooligans.
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- Ugh! Augh!
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[tires squealing]
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[explosions]
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- And now SpongeBob
will attempt to catch
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his high-flying partner
Patrick
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while swinging from the
strap of death.
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- Hey-oh!
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[together]
Whoo. Whoa.
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- [grunts]
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[both grunting]
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- Ooh...oof!
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- Awwww. Ohh, yes.
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- Lady, get that horrible
thing off your lap.
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- I'll do no such thing.
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He's my emotional support
animal.
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Oh, yes, aren't you?
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- [panting]
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[barking]
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- Ohh.
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- [snarling]
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Rah!
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[both snarling and barking]
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- My leg! Oh!
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[both snarling and barking]
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[all groaning]
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[tires squealing]
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- [grumbling]
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- [burps]
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- [grumbling]
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That's it!
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I am throwing you two off right
now.
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[grumbling]
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Where's that pink pinhead?
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- Oh, he's in the restroom.
- Huh?
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That's not a restroom.
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It's the emergency exit.
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[toilet flushing]
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Augh!
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- You're out of toilet paper.
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Who's driving?
Well, I am, of course.
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Wah!
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[tires squealing]
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all: Ahh!
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- [grunting]
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- This bus isn't designed for
the pressure at these depths.
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- Ohh!
- Ahh!
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- [grunting]
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- Aw, look at you.
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- [chuckling]
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Look at you.
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[laughter]
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- We're gonna be crushed
to death.
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I don't wanna drive a bus.
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- I don't wanna be crushed.
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- I don't wanna eat
this sandwich.
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Ooh, a panini, so
very continental.
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[munching]
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- Hey, look, a passenger. Hi.
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- [gasps]
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- [grunts]
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[tires squealing]
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- I don't know where we're
going.
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- Don't worry. I have a bus
map.
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Take a left. Take another left.
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Left. Left. Left.
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Left. Left, left, left.
- I can't see.
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- We don't need to see.
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We just need to believe.
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- I believe your map
is upside down.
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- Oh, I can fix that.
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[both grunting]
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Ahh!
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- Back of the line, people.
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Back of the line.
249
00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:51,989
[all shouting]
250
00:10:52,058 --> 00:10:55,024
- Ohh.
Exact change only, please.
251
00:10:55,093 --> 00:10:57,196
- [groans]
252
00:10:59,748 --> 00:11:01,058
Huh?
253
00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,610
all: Ugh!
254
00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:05,162
- [groaning]
255
00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:06,575
That settles it.
256
00:11:06,644 --> 00:11:08,851
I quit everything.
257
00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:11,093
- Huh?
258
00:11:12,162 --> 00:11:14,093
- [groaning]
259
00:11:14,162 --> 00:11:17,679
- The Krusty Krab Local right
on time.
260
00:11:17,748 --> 00:11:19,506
One Krabby Patty, please.
261
00:11:19,575 --> 00:11:22,472
- One Krabby Patty?
262
00:11:22,541 --> 00:11:26,024
Yes, sir. One Krabby Patty.
263
00:11:27,024 --> 00:11:29,265
- One Krabby Patty coming up.
264
00:11:29,334 --> 00:11:32,610
[grunting]
265
00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:34,748
- Place your orders, everybody.
266
00:11:34,817 --> 00:11:38,403
Because no one can do this job
better than me.
267
00:11:38,472 --> 00:11:40,231
I win.
268
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,265
[toilet flushing]
269
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,541
all: Huh?
270
00:11:45,265 --> 00:11:49,472
- You're still out of
toilet paper.
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