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♪ ♪
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[cheerful music]
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[overlapping chatter]
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♪ ♪
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- Hmm.
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Mmm!
[smacks lips]
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- Hey, you've sampled
every flavor we have.
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Will you please just pick one?
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- Mm-mmm!
Not so fast.
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I would now like to sample
combinations of flavors,
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and I would like you
to use my spoon!
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[whistle blows]
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- Security.
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We have a sample mooch
at the counter.
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- [grunts]
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[growls]
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- Huh?
Ooh, ooh!
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[groans]
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[whimpers]
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- Hmm.
Hmm.
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- Wow.
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I can't believe
Goofy Goobers employees
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get to eat all the ice cream
they want on this job.
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- Hmm?
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- Yeah, but the rule is only
on the first break.
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And for lunch,
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and on the second break,
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and for dinner.
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- Wow!
Ice cream all day!
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[garbling]
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- Ice cream all day.
All day.
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All day.
All day.
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- Ice cream all day?
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[both yell]
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I'm getting a job
at Goofy Goober!
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- Goofy Goobers and you.
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- Hello, and welcome!
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As a new Goofy Goober employee,
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we'd like you to know
that we appreciate you.
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The story of our ice cream
begins with our founder,
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Reginald Goober.
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Who for some unexplained
reason was nicknamed Goofy.
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In 1842, he headed West
in a covered ice cream wagon.
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In the days before cones
and refrigeration,
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he served his warm ice cream
on rocks and sticks.
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From those humble beginnings,
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Goofy Goober has grown into
a multibillion dollar business
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that you,
our newest employee,
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now have the privilege
to work for.
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We only ask that you,
one, practice good hygiene,
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two, maintain
good work habits,
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and three,
believe in extraterrestrials.
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[space music]
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- Peace, hugs,
and ice cream!
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♪ ♪
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- Ha-ha!
The end.
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- [snoring]
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- Hello, Goofy newbie.
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- [yells, pants]
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Can I have ice cream now?
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- Not until your first break.
[chuckles]
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I'm your manager,
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and I want you to know
that I appreciate you.
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Now let's get you started.
- [hums]
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- You will be washing
dishes today.
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What do you think of that?
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- Oh, I had a thought once.
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[radio transmitter warbles]
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- [chuckles]
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Ooh, you sure put
the Goofy in Goober!
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I'll check on you
in a few minutes.
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- Huh?
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[sniffs]
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Ooh!
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- [chuckles, gasps]
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[chuckles]
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[bottle squeaks]
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Exceptional!
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Show me how you cleaned
all these dishes so fast.
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- Okay!
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[moans]
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- Never tell anyone
you did that.
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- Is it time
for my first break?
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- Not yet.
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- Aww!
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- This should be easy.
[clears throat]
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Just unload the boxes
of ice cream from the truck,
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and stack them
in the freezer.
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Okay, repeat it
back to me.
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- [shakily]
When the bell rings,
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I peel a banana
and run like the devil.
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- Uh.
Eh, close enough.
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Ooh, good, good!
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The truck is empty.
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[yelps]
That's hot!
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[whimpers]
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[crowd yelling]
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- Nothing's biting today.
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- Newbie, why would you turn
the heat on in the freezer?
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- Oh, it was
freezing in there,
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and the fire I built
wasn't doing it.
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- What?
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Now, this should
be easy for you.
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You just walk around
as Goofy the Goober
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and wave to the kids.
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But a warning--
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Sometimes the kids
get a little over-affectionate.
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- [babbling]
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- [whimpering]
- [babbling]
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I love you, Goofy Goober!
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- [laughs]
So cute.
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Good luck!
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- I want you
to be my daddy!
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- [grunting]
I want to crack this nut!
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[both grunting]
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[all screaming]
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- Sorry.
- [laughs]
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Yay!
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[laughter and chatter]
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- Oh.
Unattended ice cream.
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Mustn't let it
go to waste.
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[vacuum whirring]
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[laughs]
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- [clears throat]
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Hmph.
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[grunts]
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I think you better
go home and clean up.
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- But I haven't had
my first ice cream break!
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- I'll give you
another chance tomorrow.
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If it doesn't work out,
I'm afraid you're fired...
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[clears throat]
in a most appreciative way.
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[flute playing]
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- Oh, sorry, mister.
I thought this was my rock.
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- [laughs]
Patrick, this is your rock.
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I was waiting for you.
How was your first day at work?
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- Oh, I can't
do anything right.
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I'll probably
get fired tomorrow.
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- Oh, you poor little sea star.
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- Tell you what, buddy--
Tomorrow, I'll come
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with you to work
and help out.
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- Oh, thanks,
kind stranger!
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Okay, tell me
for the gajillionth time,
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how is this
gonna work?
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- I'll show you.
[both grunting]
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If you put your arms
behind you,
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I can be your hands.
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- Ooh, so when
I scoop ice cream--
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- I'll do the scoopin'.
- And when I give change--
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- I'll do the countin'.
- And when my butt itches--
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- Yeah, I'm not doing that.
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- Okay, ready for your second,
and last chance?
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[grunts inquisitively]
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[chuckles]
Let me show you how to make--
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- Ice cream sandwiches?
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I think I got this.
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- Ooh.
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- Time for my first break?
- Oh, no, no, no.
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Not yet, not yet.
[chuckles]
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But I think you're ready
for the big time.
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- All right, kid.
Relax, don't choke,
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and try to have fun.
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- Easy, queasy,
lemon sneezy.
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- [rhythmic vocalizing]
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Ta-da!
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- Work is hard work.
[snores]
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- [humming]
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[all cheering]
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[laughing]
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Hello, folks!
I'm Edible Ed!
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Start with my head!
[laughter and cheers]
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[bicycle horn honking]
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- [laughs]
Great job, newbie.
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Now you can take
your first break.
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- My break?
I can eat ice cream now?
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- All you can handle.
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- [whimpering excitedly]
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[both yelling]
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- Thanks for your help, buddy.
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Now, let's dig in.
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- Oh, I'd love to.
[watch beeping]
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But if I don't hurry,
I'll be late for my job.
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Sure you can handle
that ice cream all...
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- [slurping]
- By yourself?
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- [excited grumbling]
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- Silly question.
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- [excited grumbling]
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[burps]
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- Good luck,
my employed pal.
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[cuckoo clock tones]
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- Oh! Only two more minutes
for my break!
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And two more minutes
for ice cream!
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[overlapping chatter]
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[grunting]
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- [yells]
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all: [chanting]
Chug, chug, chug, chug!
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- [muffled grunting]
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[slurping]
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[straining]
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Brain freeze!
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- [whimpering]
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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- [grunts]
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I think that went well!
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- [screams]
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You are fired!
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[straining]
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[cheers and laughter]
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- That's okay!
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I'm lactose intolerant anyways.
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[chuckles]
A little--
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[humming]
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[spaceship whirring]
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Peace, hugs, and ice cream!
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[upbeat music]
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