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- Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[groovy music]
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♪ ♪
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- [whistling]
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- [groans]
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[bell dings]
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- Squidward, order up!
-SpongeBob!
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Don't you know
how to keep quiet?
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- I don't know,
but hum a few bars,
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and maybe I can fake it.
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[laughs]
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- [groans]
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Sorry for getting angry
with you, SpongeBob.
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I'm just very concerned
about your health, that's all.
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- Oh, that's okay, Squidward.
You know, just the other day,
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I--what, my health?
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- Yeah, it's probably nothing.
Forget I brought it up.
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- What about
my health, Squidward?
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What do you know?
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What's my body
been saying behind my back?
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- [grunts]
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Well, if you really
want to know,
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it's the gap between
your teeth.
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- My gap?
I have a gap?
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What's wrong with my gap?
Gap!
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- [shudders]
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- A gap that big
between your teeth
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can be extremely dangerous.
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You can get something
caught in it.
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- [grunts]
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- It obstructs your airway,
and now, you can't breathe.
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- [wheezing]
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I can't breathe,
I can't breathe!
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Call a doctor!
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- No need to
call a doctor, SpongeBob.
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- [grunts]
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- I will be your dentist.
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- You will?
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[groans]
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- [groans]
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Guess I got to use good
old-fashioned tentacle grease.
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[grunts]
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- Ow!
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- [grunting]
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[drill whirrs]
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- All better.
That should seal up
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that drafty gap.
- Ah!
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- And kill the whistling.
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[laughs]
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[deep voice]
- Well, thank you,
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Dr. Squidward!
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Say, without a gap,
my voice sounds almost...
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cool.
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Testing, testing,
one, two, three.
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You know, with this voice,
I don't need whistling.
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Oh, I've got to sing!
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[jazzy music]
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[jazz scatting]
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Flip, flip, flip, flap!
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[jazz scatting]
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, where is that
heavenly voice coming from?
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I must--huh?
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- [jazz scatting]
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- Oh, blowfish!
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Does he have to
ruin everything for me?
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[groans]
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- What a dreamy voice!
- Wow, it really swings.
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[clamoring]
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- [jazz scatting]
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- Hey, everybody, look.
SpongeBob is cool now!
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- [purrs]
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- Hmm, maybe I can
use SpongeBob
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to get in with all those cool
people at the jazz club.
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Yeah!
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[grunts]
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- [purrs]
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Yeah.
- Hey, SpongeBob.
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Owie, owie, owie, owie!
Um, how would you
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like to accompany me to my
favorite jazz club tonight?
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- Oh, boy, would I?
That sounds so cool.
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all: Aw!
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[jazzy music]
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♪ ♪
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[snapping]
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- Oh, man, that beat
is so pure, it hurts.
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- Ah, my people!
Hey, hipsters.
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It's groovy, cats.
I can dig it.
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all: Lame.
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- Hm, turn away from me, huh?
We'll just see.
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Oh, it's past 8:00.
Where is SpongeBob?
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[jazzy music]
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♪ ♪
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[all gasp]
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- Hey, cool crowd.
What's shaking?
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, hipsters.
It's groovy, cats.
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Oh, I can dig it.
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- [yelps]
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[shoes squeak]
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- Oh, welcome, man.
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You're the coolest
customer we've ever had.
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- Oh, crazy, Daddy.
Crazy.
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- Can I seat you
at the coolest table?
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♪ ♪
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- No, thank you.
I'm here to meet up
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with a real cool cat.
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Oh, there he is.
Hey Squideroonie!
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- Ah!
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- [grunting]
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[foghorn blares]
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- You're with him?
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- [groaning]
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Yes, you're with me.
And he is my--
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best...friend...
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- You heard the man, folks.
He's by best friend.
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Can you dig it?
- Huh?
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Huh.
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- I guess he's...
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cool?
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- I don't know, man.
Something smells lame.
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- Hey, CoolBob,
why don't you sing
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everybody one of your
singing cool tunes?
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- Oh, no, Daddio.
I really couldn't.
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[snapping]
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[grunting]
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- Well, okay,
maybe just one ditty.
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Then I'll get out your hair.
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- And I will accompany you
on my licorice stick.
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[groaning]
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Just as I planned.
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[laughs]
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[off-key clarinet]
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[groaning]
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[boos]
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- Would you care
for a mute, sir?
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All the great jazz
musicians use mutes.
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- Hey, that's right, they do.
Thanks, Daddio.
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- A-one, a-two,
a bop-bubbly boo.
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[gargles]
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[jazz scatting]
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[clamoring]
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[jazzy music]
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♪ ♪
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[high-pitched jazz scatting]
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- [gasps]
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[high-pitched vocalizing]
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[low-pitched jazz scatting]
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[cheers and applause]
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[snapping]
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- At last, I'm cool!
Mwah!
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[laughs]
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[laughs]
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Go on, go on--
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- That was so cool,
it caused structural damage!
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You got to play
some more for us cats.
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Don't leave us hanging.
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[high voice]
- Oh, aren't you nice, I--
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- Uh, sorry, man.
We're going to bounce, you dig?
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Hey, we got to go spread
some more joy, baby.
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But we'll be back tomorrow
night to blow the roof back on.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Yay--
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[jazzy music]
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- Thanks, Dr. Squidward.
That was so much fun
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being "cool" for one night.
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- We are going to stay "cool"
every night if it kills us!
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Got it, Daddio?
- Okay, best friend.
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[laughs]
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- We just
have to make sure
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that gap in your teeth
stays closed.
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Say cheese.
- Chee-
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[gargling]
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- [grunting]
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[bright music]
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♪ ♪
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You ready, Daddio?
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[deep voice]
- Baby, I was born ready.
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[jazzy music]
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[jazz scatting]
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[cheers and applause]
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♪ ♪
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- Cool.
- Real cool.
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- This next one goes out
to all the--
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[high voice]
ladies!
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[high-pitched jazz scatting]
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- [grunting]
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- Take it, Squidward.
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- I'm going to start
this solo on a high note!
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[sharp inhale]
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[muffled notes]
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[off-key clarinet]
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[groaning]
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- I knew he smelled lame.
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- [low-pitched jazz scatting]
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- [growling]
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[jazz scatting]
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- [groaning]
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If I'm not allowed
to be cool anymore,
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then neither is SpongeBob!
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[yells]
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[groaning]
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Oh, uh-huh.
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[screams]
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- [jazz scatting]
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Zoop, zop, zlim, zlam, jam!
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Bam!
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[high voice]
- Yeah, okay.
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[groans]
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Hey, my gap's back!
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[murmuring]
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- [groaning]
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You see?
He's not cool!
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He's square!
He's a food-flipping fraud.
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- [laughs]
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[whistles]
Sorry.
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Did you hear that!
My whistle is back, too.
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Who needs singing
when you can whistle?
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[whistles]
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- [groaning]
241
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all: Ooh, yeah.
242
00:10:59,862 --> 00:11:03,310
- What--what's going on?
Why are you snapping?
243
00:11:03,379 --> 00:11:05,000
Stop snapping!
244
00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:08,620
- That's the most righteous
sound I've ever heard, man.
245
00:11:08,689 --> 00:11:11,482
Follow the leader of cool!
246
00:11:11,551 --> 00:11:16,000
[grunting]
247
00:11:16,068 --> 00:11:17,068
[whistles]
248
00:11:17,137 --> 00:11:19,689
[all grunting]
249
00:11:19,758 --> 00:11:21,344
[whistling harmony]
250
00:11:21,413 --> 00:11:23,758
- Hmm, you know what?
251
00:11:23,827 --> 00:11:28,034
If that is what passes
for "cool" now,
252
00:11:28,103 --> 00:11:32,103
then I don't want
to be cool anymore!
253
00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:33,689
[grunts]
254
00:11:35,586 --> 00:11:37,172
Huh?
255
00:11:37,241 --> 00:11:40,068
[groans]
256
00:11:40,137 --> 00:11:42,413
- Oh, you're not
leaving this time
257
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until you pay for
the damages first, Daddio.
258
00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:50,068
[whistling]
- This stinks.
259
00:11:51,034 --> 00:11:54,931
[groovy music]
260
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♪ ♪
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