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- Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh...
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob
SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪
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[waves crashing]
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[slack-key guitar music]
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♪
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- Oh.
Mm...
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[moans]
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Oh.
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- Karen, I--
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- [gasps] Oh, sorry,
Planky-bear.
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I'm just a little distracted
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waiting for our baby
to be delivered.
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- Oh, well, that makes sense.
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A baby?
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I don't want a baby.
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- It's too late
to stop it now.
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It's been nine months
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and the baby is
no longer on back order.
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- Can we ask
for store credit instead?
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Ah.
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[whimsical music]
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[doorbell rings]
- My baby's here.
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Ah!
[guffaws]
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- Not if I have anything
to say about it.
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[grunting]
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[dramatic music]
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[alarm blares]
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[whirs]
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[bell rings]
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♪
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[beam zaps]
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- [chuckles]
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- [giggles]
- [squeals joyfully]
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Oh, Planky-Poo,
look how cute our baby is.
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- Oh, please, that thing isn't
even a graphing calculator.
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Weak.
- Oh, come on.
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How can you look at our baby's
itty wittle keyboard
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and say he's not the cutest?
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[gasps] I have
the perfect name for him.
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Well, don't you wanna
know the name?
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- Not really.
- It's Chip.
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He's named
after my grandfather.
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Oh.
- [crying]
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- [groans]
Great.
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Here we go with the crying.
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Will you please
hush that thing up?
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- Oh. [indistinct baby talk]
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- [groaning]
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[Chip stops crying]
Mm?
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- There you go.
All better.
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- Wow, how did you do that
so fast?
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- Simple, I just typed 4-4-4-5
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in his cute little keyboard.
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- I don't get it.
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[tranquil music]
- Shhh.
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- [groans]
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At least
it can't get more annoying.
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- [giggles]
Hello.
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[giggles]
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[audience cheers and claps]
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- [groans]
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- [giggles]
A little drone told me
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you two are new parents.
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So I just had to bring over
a little present for the baby.
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Hello, baby.
- [giggles]
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- Oh, I think little Chip
likes you.
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- Obviously not the brightest
diode in the box.
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- Look, Chip,
your uncle SpongeBob
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got you a little something.
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It's a can of compressed air
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to keep your keys
nice and clean,
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like this.
Ah.
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- [grunts]
Phew.
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[grunts]
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- [giggles]
Ah!
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[giggles]
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[bubbling]
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- [beeping]
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- Come on, walk to Mommy.
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- [babbles]
- That's it.
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You can do it.
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You're walking, baby.
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- [chuckles]
You call that walking?
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This is walking.
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[upbeat music]
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This is how you do it.
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This is how it's done.
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- [giggles, babbling]
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[screeching lightly]
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- Ah! Mama's big boy
is upgrading.
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- [laughs]
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- Aw.
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- [humming]
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Whoa, ah.
[grunts]
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[screams]
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[grunts, coughs]
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This stinks.
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- Let's see if we can find some friends
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for Mama's special little boy.
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You need to interface
with someone fun.
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Try that videogame over there.
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It doesn't look too dangerous.
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- [squeals]
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[graphics beep]
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- Oh.
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[zapping]
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Careful, Chip.
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Uh, those monsters are too big.
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Come out of that game right now.
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[dramatic music]
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Chip, get out of there.
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[grunting]
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[slack-key guitar music]
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♪
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- [laughs] So you think you can do whatever you want
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because you're a teenager now.
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You just wait until I tell your father.
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- [screeches]
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- What did you just say to me?
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- [groans]
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[bubbling]
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- I told Chip that game
was too dangerous,
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and do you know
what he said to me?
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[screeches]
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- And?
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- [groans]
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Just talk to your son.
I need to cool my circuits.
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[playful music]
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- Ooh, uh, hey, buddy.
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Heh, what you doing?
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- Eh...
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- Yeah, I hear you.
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So, uh, what happened
at the arcade?
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- [mimicking weapons shooting]
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[mimics dolphin clicking,
groans]
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- What?
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Your mother stopped your game,
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even though
you were crushing it?
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Your mother clearly
doesn't get you, man.
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But I have the perfect solution
to your problem.
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Run away.
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- Huh?
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- Yes, I said run away.
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Take off, see the world.
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You do you.
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- [beeping]
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- Eh, now get out of here,
you little scamp.
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♪
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[humming]
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- So, how was your talk
with Chip?
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- Oh, it went great.
He's a good boy.
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- Yeah, he wh--where--
where is he?
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- Oh, he ran away.
- What?
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Why would my baby run away?
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- Because I told him to.
Duh.
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- [groaning] Ah!
[powers whirring]
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- [screams]
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- [grunts]
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[dramatic music]
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- [screams]
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[grunts]
Karen, baby,
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let's be reasonable here.
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- You find our son and bring
him home this instant
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or don't bother coming home.
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- [screams]
I'm going, I'm going!
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[bubbling]
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[overlapping chatter]
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Chip, Chip.
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Where are you, boy?
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Come to Daddy.
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Ugh, what am I saying?
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Chip, Chip.
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- Psst, hey, kid, you lost?
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- Meh.
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- Running away from home, huh?
Cool.
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Why don't you come hang
with me and my buddies?
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Oh, don't be scared. In here.
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Check it out, guys.
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I found us a new friend.
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both: [whirring]
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[spring boings]
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- [whirring]
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- [indistinct]
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- I know, right? It is cool here.
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There's just one thing.
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If you wanna be part of us,
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we're gonna need your parts.
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- [beeps]
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- [whirring inquisitively]
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Uh-oh.
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[squeals]
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[menacing music]
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♪
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- [giggles]
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- [beeps alarmingly]
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- Oh, come on, kid, don't be like that.
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We've all done it.
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Get him!
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- [screams]
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- [beeps]
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- [grunts]
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♪
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[groans, beeping]
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♪
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[screeches]
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- Chip, your mother's gonna
kill me if I can't find you.
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- [screech]
- Huh?
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[antennae beep]
[gasps]
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That's him.
He's in trouble.
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Don't worry, son.
Daddy is coming.
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Get away from my son.
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- [groans]
[saw whirs]
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- Mm?
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Get away from me!
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[screams]
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- Father.
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[groans]
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Leave my father alone.
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- Your first word was father.
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Wait until I rub this
in Karen's face.
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[chuckles]
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[heroic music]
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- [groans]
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[tires squeal]
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[mimics shooting]
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[mimics shooting]
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- Oh.
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♪
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- No!
The delicious horror.
248
00:10:12,931 --> 00:10:14,620
Ah!
249
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[bubbling]
250
00:10:16,413 --> 00:10:18,413
- Oh, you should've seen it,
Karen.
251
00:10:18,448 --> 00:10:20,896
Chip was all like,
"Stay away from my Daddy,
252
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"who is the most brilliant,
handsome genius in the world."
253
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:26,448
- Oh, brother.
254
00:10:26,482 --> 00:10:31,034
- Aw, we had got
the best kid ever.
255
00:10:31,068 --> 00:10:32,655
[giggles]
256
00:10:32,689 --> 00:10:34,379
- [whirs, beeps]
257
00:10:34,413 --> 00:10:37,103
[slack-key guitar music]
258
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,482
- Oh! [giggles]
259
00:10:38,517 --> 00:10:40,551
Aw.
260
00:10:40,586 --> 00:10:43,482
- Come on, son,
let your old man buy you
261
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a quart of oil.
262
00:10:44,931 --> 00:10:47,413
Whoo-hoo!
[giggles]
263
00:10:47,448 --> 00:10:48,689
Yes.
264
00:10:48,724 --> 00:10:52,275
- Sorry, Dad, I'd love to,
but I'm leaving for college.
265
00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:55,551
- I went to college.
266
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both: [sobbing]
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♪
268
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- [whirs, beeps]
269
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♪
270
00:11:05,275 --> 00:11:07,689
- Eight semesters later...
271
00:11:07,724 --> 00:11:09,241
[lively music]
272
00:11:09,275 --> 00:11:11,206
- [humming]
- [chuckles]
273
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Ouch, watch it, Karen.
274
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,172
We don't want Chip
to know we're spying
275
00:11:15,206 --> 00:11:16,758
on his first day at work.
276
00:11:16,793 --> 00:11:19,241
- [whistling]
277
00:11:19,275 --> 00:11:21,206
[beeping]
278
00:11:21,241 --> 00:11:22,827
- Beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep.
279
00:11:22,862 --> 00:11:24,241
- [giggles]
280
00:11:24,275 --> 00:11:26,586
[cash register rings]
281
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Mm?
Hmm...
282
00:11:29,275 --> 00:11:30,896
[groaning, grunting]
283
00:11:30,931 --> 00:11:32,413
[playful music]
284
00:11:32,448 --> 00:11:36,586
Hey, what...?
[groaning]
285
00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:38,689
Ah.
Hey.
286
00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:41,620
Hey.
Give me my money.
287
00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:45,206
[sobbing]
288
00:11:45,241 --> 00:11:50,000
- [laughs]
That's my boy.
289
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[tranquil music]
290
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♪
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