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- Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain.
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- I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain.
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants.
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants.
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants.
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants.
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants.
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SpongeBob SquarePants.
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SpongeBob SquarePants.
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants.
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- [crowing]
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- [yawns]
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[grunting]
Oh, yeah.
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There we go.
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- Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee.
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Fluoride to Desktop,
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I'm in a position to raise no
suspicion, over.
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- Cut the poetry, Wordsworth.
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Did you
get Krab's hair sample yet?
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- Keep your pants on, woman.
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I'm gonna steal his hairs
right out of his razor.
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- I'll just grab the
razor here...
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- Wait. No. Auugh.
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[grunting]
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[coughing]
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Ehhh!
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- [whistling]
- [gargling]
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- Now for the rest of it.
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- Augh!
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[groaning]
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- Well, if it isn't my thieving
husband.
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So did you bring me the...
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- [groans]
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- Hair?
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I only needed one.
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- Hee-hee-hee.
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You married a genius,
Karen.
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Using the DNA from Krabs'
hair
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and my own DNA from my
antennae...
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Ouch!
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I will create a combo-clone
of me and Krabs
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to finally steal the
secret formula.
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- [grunting]
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Behold Plankrab.
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- [grunting]
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Heh-heh-heh.
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Arr-arr-arr-arr-arr.
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- How is this a good thing?
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- Wake up, Karen.
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The Plankton side will know
everything
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the Krab side knows.
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It'll be easier than taking
candy from a baby.
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- Mm, and we know how
successful that was.
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- [gobbling]
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- This is different,
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isn't it,
Plankrab, my pretty?
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Now, here's my plan.
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- Don't waste your breath,
Plankteron.
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I already mapped out the
perfect plot
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to swipe that formuler-ererer.
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- Great!
See you soon, P.K.
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[sighs]
I love that guy.
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Well, half of him anyway.
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Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
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[coughing]
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Still got a hair in there.
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[scatting]
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Where is Plankrab
with the secret formula?
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It's been over three minutes
already.
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Augh!
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- Hmm, ooh.
[grunts]
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- All right, Twoface,
what's the big idea?
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What have you been doing
all this time?
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- Oh, nothing much-erer.
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Just stealin' the
formuler-erer...
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- Uh-whaaa?
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- Taking over the
restaurant-erer...
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both: Hooray for Plankrab.
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He's the best boss ever.
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- And kicking Krabs out
on his booty-erererer.
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- [sobbing]
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- B-b-but how?
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- All it took me, Hardy,
was a hearty handshake,
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the world's most persuasive
handshake that is.
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It's me latest creation.
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Put her there-erer,
matey.
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- An evil handshake.
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That's hands down the
dumbest thing I ever--huh?
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Oh. Ohh. Heh-heh, yeah.
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Oh, ohh, ahh, ahh.
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Yeah, yeah. Ahh!
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Yeah. Ohh-ho.
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Oh, your handshake is
exquisite.
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I'd believe anything you say.
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- Then believe this,
Swabby.
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I'll also be commandeer-ering
the Chum Bucket from now on.
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- Ahh-ahh.
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Sounds great to me, P.K.
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- And I'm afraid your
services
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are no longer
required-ererered.
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- Gosh, I still can't
get over this handshake.
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Ahh!
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Augh!
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I'm over it now.
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- Ahh! Plankton.
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Some creepy, one-eyed
crab took me restaurant.
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[sobbing]
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- Wait a minute.
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I think he took mine too.
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[both sobbing]
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- I-I-I don't know what
happened.
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But that was some handshake
of his, huh?
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I mean...hoo-hoo!
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- Snap out of the handshake.
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It's a trick, Krabs.
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A dirty, beautiful trick.
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- Ahh!
- Ahh!
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- [grunting]
- Ugh!
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- Say, his Krabby Patty tastes
even better than usual.
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What's in it,
SpongeBob?
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- Well, it's the same old
patty,
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except now each one has a pinch
of chum added.
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- A pinch of ch-ch-ch-chum?
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- Good work, me boy-o.
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- Wow.
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- Me boy-o?
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[sobbing]
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- [sighs] There's only one way
to get
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our restaurants back,
Eugene.
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- Ahh!
You don't mean...
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both: We gotta work together.
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- [coughing]
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Hair.
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
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Mm-hmm. Mm-mm-mm.
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Heh-heh-heh.
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♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
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[whistling]
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[both chuckling]
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- Hey, what the...
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[all grunting]
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- Hee-hee, hee-hee-hee,
hee-hee.
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- Ugh!
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- Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
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both: Ohh!
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- [whistling]
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- [groans]
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He may have taken our
restaurants,
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but we'll take his customers.
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[both chuckling]
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[bell dings]
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[laughter]
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- This way.
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[horn honks]
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Drive-thru. Literally.
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both: Waahhh!
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- [whistling]
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- All right, all right.
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I can't go any lower, Eugene.
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Please make it stop.
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- Ehhh...ugh!
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- It looks like there's
only one way
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out of this one, Sheldon.
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- Oh, no. You don't mean...
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- Yeah. I'm afraid so.
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- [whirring]
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- That'll be all for
now, Spongematey.
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- Oh, could I just have one
more handshake, Captain?
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- [chuckles]
Sure as yer born.
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- Ohh.
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- So you two scallywags
want to work for me, eh?
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both: I wanna be the manager.
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Arrgh.
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- Well, you're both in luck.
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It just so happens I'm looking
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for two new manager-erers...
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- Ahh!
- Yeah!
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- To manage me toilets.
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[chuckling]
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Well, here's another fine mess
you've gotten us into.
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- [whimpering]
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[coughing]
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Hair.
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[both grumbling]
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- The humiliation
in here stinks.
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- This is all your fault,
Plankton.
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I'm gonna keel haul yer
face at lunchtime.
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- Why wait?
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Let's take a coffee break.
Pow!
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- Ohh.
- Argh.
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- [groaning]
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Swirly.
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[both grunting]
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- Hey, I am trying to read.
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Ahh! Hey!
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Ahh! Ahh!
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- [chuckling]
- Ehh-ehh...ehh.
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- Hmm?
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- Two guys...fighting...
toilet paper everywhere
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- Oh, yeah?
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Who's defiling me
rester-ererooms?
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[both grunting]
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- He did it.
- He did it.
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- No, he did it.
- No, he did it.
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- No, he did it.
- No, he did it.
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- Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
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- Get off of him, Plankton.
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- It was obviously Krabs'
fault.
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- Why are you siding
with Plankton?
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- Why are you siding with
Krabs?
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- They're arguing.
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- And splitting up.
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- Stop hitting myself.
- Ow.
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Stop hitting myself.
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I'm sick of you.
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- What in Neptune's name is
wrong with meself?
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Ahh! Oof! Oh!
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[grumbling]
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- Jeez, is that what
we sound like?
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- I hope not, 'cause
that's pathetic.
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both: I can't stop hitting
meself,
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because I'm torn.
240
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Arrgh!
241
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[whistles blowing]
242
00:11:05,241 --> 00:11:07,206
- All right, you clones,
I want a clean fight,
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no rough stuff.
Go back to your corners
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when the bell rings
and come out fighting.
245
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- But first, you gotta
shake hands.
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- Well, fine.
247
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both: Ooh, mmm.
248
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- Wow, this is a great
handshake.
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both: Ehhhh.
250
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- Splitting? So soon?
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[laughter]
252
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- Oh, you.
253
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- [coughing]
Hair.
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- Here me, bucko.
255
00:11:41,758 --> 00:11:43,586
Let me get that for ya.
256
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- Bleh!
257
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- [chuckling]
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Freedom.
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