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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,675 --> 00:00:04,275 - ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:04,344 --> 00:00:05,710 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:05,779 --> 00:00:06,711 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:06,780 --> 00:00:07,712 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:07,781 --> 00:00:09,214 - ¶ OHH... ¶ 6 00:00:09,282 --> 00:00:11,483 ¶ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ¶ 7 00:00:11,552 --> 00:00:13,118 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:13,186 --> 00:00:15,387 - ¶ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ¶ 9 00:00:15,456 --> 00:00:17,088 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:17,157 --> 00:00:19,357 - ¶ NOW, IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ¶ 11 00:00:19,426 --> 00:00:20,925 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:20,994 --> 00:00:22,994 - ¶ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ¶ 13 00:00:23,063 --> 00:00:25,197 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - OW! 14 00:00:25,265 --> 00:00:26,298 all: SPONGEBOB! 15 00:00:26,366 --> 00:00:27,532 - COME ON! 16 00:00:27,601 --> 00:00:29,067 all: SPONGEBOB! - EVERYBODY! 17 00:00:29,136 --> 00:00:31,503 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 18 00:00:31,571 --> 00:00:33,472 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 19 00:00:33,540 --> 00:00:36,141 ¶ ¶ 20 00:00:38,612 --> 00:00:41,246 - [laughing] 21 00:00:41,314 --> 00:00:44,383 ¶ ¶ 22 00:01:04,342 --> 00:01:06,742 [snoring and clock ticking] 23 00:01:06,811 --> 00:01:08,845 [alarm clock rings] 24 00:01:08,914 --> 00:01:09,879 - [meows] 25 00:01:09,947 --> 00:01:13,216 [alarm clocks ringing] 26 00:01:22,394 --> 00:01:27,797 [foghorn blares] 27 00:01:27,865 --> 00:01:31,500 [clacking] 28 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:34,570 - GOOOOOD MORNING, GARY. 29 00:01:34,639 --> 00:01:35,505 - [meows] 30 00:01:35,573 --> 00:01:37,340 - A LITTLE OVERBOARD? 31 00:01:37,408 --> 00:01:38,975 AND TAKE A CHANCE OF BEING LATE 32 00:01:39,044 --> 00:01:41,010 FOR THE SINGLE GREATEST DAY OF MY CAREER, 33 00:01:41,079 --> 00:01:44,413 THE ELEVENTY-SEVENTH ANNIVERSARY OF THE KRUSTY KRAB? 34 00:01:44,482 --> 00:01:45,715 HO-HO-HOOO. 35 00:01:45,784 --> 00:01:47,750 I THINK NOT. 36 00:01:47,819 --> 00:01:50,085 NO SELF-RESPECTING KRUSTY KRAB EMPLOYEE 37 00:01:50,154 --> 00:01:51,487 WOULD BE LATE ON THIS DAY. 38 00:01:51,555 --> 00:01:54,490 [alarm clocks ringing] 39 00:01:54,559 --> 00:01:56,392 - [snorts] WHAT THE-- 40 00:01:56,461 --> 00:01:58,961 - SEE YOU AT THE BIG EVENT, SQUIDWARD. 41 00:01:59,030 --> 00:02:00,563 OW. 42 00:02:00,631 --> 00:02:03,933 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S BEEN ELEVENTY-SEVEN YEARS ALREADY? 43 00:02:04,002 --> 00:02:05,234 - [meows] 44 00:02:05,303 --> 00:02:07,436 - OH, WATCH THE POTTY MOUTH, GARE. 45 00:02:07,505 --> 00:02:10,206 TODAY IS A DAY FOR GENTLE REFLECTION. 46 00:02:10,274 --> 00:02:16,145 [sighing] I REMEMBER MY FIRST VISIT TO THE KRUSTY KRAB. 47 00:02:16,213 --> 00:02:17,680 - I DON'T KNOW. 48 00:02:17,749 --> 00:02:20,316 THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A FAMILY RESTAURANT. 49 00:02:20,385 --> 00:02:22,952 - OH, WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK, BABY? 50 00:02:23,021 --> 00:02:24,687 WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT HERE? 51 00:02:24,755 --> 00:02:26,923 [bubbling] 52 00:02:30,194 --> 00:02:31,160 [chuckles] 53 00:02:31,229 --> 00:02:32,394 WELL, OKAY, THEN. 54 00:02:32,463 --> 00:02:38,034 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? 55 00:02:38,102 --> 00:02:40,102 - KWABBY PATTY. 56 00:02:40,171 --> 00:02:42,371 - MMM. - WOW. WOW. 57 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:45,708 - MMM, YUMMY. 58 00:02:47,946 --> 00:02:50,746 [sucking] 59 00:02:50,815 --> 00:02:51,914 GOOD TIMES. 60 00:02:51,982 --> 00:02:53,249 [alarm clock ringing] 61 00:02:53,318 --> 00:02:55,484 OH, SORRY, GARY. WE CAN REMINISCE LATER. 62 00:02:55,553 --> 00:02:57,420 I GOT TO GET READY. 63 00:02:57,488 --> 00:03:02,824 - [hisses] 64 00:03:02,893 --> 00:03:06,162 - ¶ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD HAVE A CHANCE LIKE THIS ¶ 65 00:03:06,230 --> 00:03:09,832 ¶ WHAT DREAMS EXIST AS BIG AS THIS ONE? ¶ 66 00:03:09,901 --> 00:03:12,869 ¶ IF HAPPINESS ARE PATTIES FRYING ON THE GRILL ¶ 67 00:03:12,937 --> 00:03:16,806 ¶ I'LL HAVE MY FILL UPON EACH FRESH BUN ¶ 68 00:03:16,874 --> 00:03:19,442 ¶ HERE'S A DAY THAT COULDN'T GET MUCH BETTER ¶ 69 00:03:19,510 --> 00:03:23,646 ¶ IT IS THE GREATEST THAT'S EVER BEEN ¶ 70 00:03:23,715 --> 00:03:25,948 ¶ IT'S SO COOL, I OUGHT TO WEAR A SWEATER ¶ 71 00:03:26,017 --> 00:03:30,085 ¶ JUST TO HOLD ON TO THAT WARM FEELING ¶ 72 00:03:30,154 --> 00:03:33,189 ¶ A MIRACLE IS SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE ¶ 73 00:03:33,257 --> 00:03:37,160 ¶ YOU WILL RECEIVE, AND THEN IT HAPPENS ¶ 74 00:03:37,228 --> 00:03:39,995 ¶ THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO CALL A MIRACLE ¶ 75 00:03:40,064 --> 00:03:44,000 ¶ MY HEART IS FULL AND TOES ARE TAPPING ¶ 76 00:03:44,068 --> 00:03:46,469 ¶ HERE'S A DAY THAT COULDN'T GET MUCH BETTER ¶ 77 00:03:46,537 --> 00:03:50,940 ¶ IT IS THE GREATEST THAT'S EVER BEEN ¶ 78 00:03:51,009 --> 00:03:53,042 ¶ IT'S SO COOL, I OUGHT TO WEAR A SWEATER ¶ 79 00:03:53,111 --> 00:03:57,280 ¶ JUST TO HOLD ON TO THAT WARM FEELING ¶ 80 00:03:57,348 --> 00:04:00,783 ¶ SURE, I KNOW IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT OF WORK ¶ 81 00:04:00,852 --> 00:04:04,286 ¶ BUT HERE'S THE PERK I THINK I MUST SAY ¶ 82 00:04:04,355 --> 00:04:07,490 ¶ WHEN YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING THAT YOU REALLY LOVE ¶ 83 00:04:07,558 --> 00:04:11,060 ¶ AND SO PROUD OF, THEN WORK IS LIKE PLAY ¶ 84 00:04:11,128 --> 00:04:13,496 ¶ HERE'S A DAY THAT COULDN'T GET MUCH BETTER ¶ 85 00:04:13,564 --> 00:04:17,933 ¶ IT IS THE GREATEST THAT'S EVER BEEN ¶ 86 00:04:18,002 --> 00:04:20,436 ¶ IT'S SO COOL, I OUGHT TO WEAR A SWEATER ¶ 87 00:04:20,505 --> 00:04:26,642 ¶ JUST TO HOLD ON TO THAT WARM FEELING ¶ 88 00:04:32,925 --> 00:04:34,024 bonk! 89 00:04:34,093 --> 00:04:35,725 - HEY, HEY, CHILL OUT, BUDDY. 90 00:04:35,794 --> 00:04:41,364 WE ALL WANT TO GET INTO THE KRUSTY KRAB AS MUCH AS YOU DO. 91 00:04:41,433 --> 00:04:43,533 - BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WAIT IN LINE. 92 00:04:43,602 --> 00:04:46,102 SORRY, BUT I CAN'T BE LATE TODAY. 93 00:04:46,171 --> 00:04:47,270 - OOH. - OW. 94 00:04:47,339 --> 00:04:48,738 - OOH. - WHAT THE-- 95 00:04:48,807 --> 00:04:50,207 - HEY. - AH. 96 00:04:50,276 --> 00:04:52,342 - SORRY, EVERYONE, BUT MR. KRABS NEEDS ME. 97 00:04:52,411 --> 00:04:56,647 [people shouting] 98 00:05:01,319 --> 00:05:04,454 [all talking at once] 99 00:05:04,523 --> 00:05:05,956 REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR. 100 00:05:06,025 --> 00:05:07,624 - SIT DOWN, BOY. 101 00:05:07,693 --> 00:05:09,593 - HAPPY ELEVENTY-SEVENTH, SQUIDWARD. 102 00:05:09,661 --> 00:05:11,528 - TODAY'S A BIG DAY FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB. 103 00:05:11,596 --> 00:05:13,897 SO I WANT YOUSE TO LISTEN UP. 104 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:15,798 [mechanical whirring] 105 00:05:15,867 --> 00:05:17,533 IT'S A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR PLANKTON 106 00:05:17,602 --> 00:05:20,137 TO TRY AND STEAL THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA. 107 00:05:20,205 --> 00:05:24,507 [mechanical whirring] 108 00:05:24,576 --> 00:05:26,409 - ISN'T THAT JUST THE KRUSTY KRAB? 109 00:05:26,478 --> 00:05:30,847 - NO, IT'S A HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION OF THE KRUSTY KRAB. 110 00:05:30,916 --> 00:05:33,884 I WANT YOU TWO TO WATCH ALL THE ENTRANCES. 111 00:05:33,952 --> 00:05:36,152 - YOU MEAN THE FRONT DOOR AND THE BACK DOOR? 112 00:05:36,221 --> 00:05:37,954 - THOSE ARE JUST THE ONES ON THE SURFACE. 113 00:05:38,022 --> 00:05:39,422 THERE'S AN ENTIRE NETWORK 114 00:05:39,491 --> 00:05:41,424 OF TUNNELS AND AIR DUCTS UNDERGROUND. 115 00:05:41,493 --> 00:05:43,326 AND I WANT ALL EYES ON THE LOOKOUT. 116 00:05:43,394 --> 00:05:45,128 - AYE, AYE, MR. KRABS. 117 00:05:45,197 --> 00:05:47,129 [popping] 118 00:05:47,198 --> 00:05:49,032 - RIGHT. 119 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,133 STUDY THIS MAP. 120 00:05:50,202 --> 00:05:51,234 STAY EXTRA VIGILANT. 121 00:05:51,303 --> 00:05:53,069 DON'T FALL ASLEEP ON THE JOB. 122 00:05:53,138 --> 00:05:54,504 THAT MEANS YOU, SQUIDWARD. 123 00:05:54,573 --> 00:05:57,707 - WHAT? I HAVE NEVER FALLEN ASLEEP ON DUTY. 124 00:05:57,776 --> 00:05:59,776 - DON'T MAKE ME HAVE A FLASHBACK. 125 00:05:59,845 --> 00:06:04,848 - [snoring] 126 00:06:07,485 --> 00:06:11,588 [bubbling and snoring] 127 00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:17,393 ALL RIGHT, POINT TAKEN. 128 00:06:17,462 --> 00:06:19,396 - AND TO HELP WATCH OUT FOR PLANKTON, 129 00:06:19,464 --> 00:06:23,567 I'VE HIRED SOME EXTRA SECURITY. 130 00:06:23,636 --> 00:06:24,367 smack! 131 00:06:24,436 --> 00:06:26,136 - YOU HIRED PATRICK? 132 00:06:26,204 --> 00:06:28,739 - WHAT, YOU EXPECT ME TO SPEND MONEY ON A REAL SECURITY GUARD? 133 00:06:28,807 --> 00:06:30,774 YOU'RE MY FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE, PATRICK. 134 00:06:30,842 --> 00:06:33,743 SO LOOK OUT FOR ANY SUSPICIOROUS CHARACTERS. 135 00:06:33,812 --> 00:06:36,747 - YES, SIR. 136 00:06:36,815 --> 00:06:38,015 [grunting] 137 00:06:38,083 --> 00:06:40,784 WHO ARE YOU? AND WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR? 138 00:06:40,853 --> 00:06:41,851 - [chuckles] 139 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:45,121 PLANKTON DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE. 140 00:06:45,190 --> 00:06:47,591 - IT'S A CONSPIRACY, I TELL YOU. 141 00:06:47,659 --> 00:06:51,061 1,003 TIMES I'VE ALMOST HAD THAT RECIPE, 142 00:06:51,129 --> 00:06:54,698 AND 1,003 TIMES I'VE BEEN LAUNCHED BY THAT KRABS. 143 00:06:54,767 --> 00:06:57,834 HE CELEBRATES ELEVENTY-SEVEN YEARS OF SUCCESS, 144 00:06:57,903 --> 00:07:01,304 AND I'M LEFT WITH FOUR SCORE AND 40 FORTNIGHTS OF FAILURE. 145 00:07:01,373 --> 00:07:02,839 I GIVE UP, KAREN. 146 00:07:02,908 --> 00:07:04,774 KRABS HAS WON. 147 00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:08,011 - WELL, YOU'LL NEVER GET THE FORMULA WITH THAT ATTITUDE. 148 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:11,247 MAYBE 1,004 WILL BE YOUR LUCKY NUMBER. 149 00:07:11,316 --> 00:07:13,483 - OH, YEAH. YOU TRY GETTING LAUNCHED. 150 00:07:13,552 --> 00:07:15,551 - OH, RIGHT, THE LAUNCHINGS. 151 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:18,221 I'VE GOT THEM ALL ON MY HARD DRIVE. 152 00:07:18,289 --> 00:07:21,258 [baseball organ flourish] 153 00:07:21,326 --> 00:07:23,827 ¶ ¶ 154 00:07:23,896 --> 00:07:27,930 - OH! 155 00:07:27,999 --> 00:07:29,366 - FORE! 156 00:07:29,435 --> 00:07:31,067 - OW! 157 00:07:31,135 --> 00:07:32,768 [sea horse whinnying] 158 00:07:32,837 --> 00:07:35,071 AH! 159 00:07:35,140 --> 00:07:38,774 AAAH! 160 00:07:38,843 --> 00:07:41,077 OW! 161 00:07:41,146 --> 00:07:45,915 OW! 162 00:07:45,984 --> 00:07:47,184 OW! 163 00:07:47,252 --> 00:07:50,020 [whistle blows] 164 00:07:50,089 --> 00:07:51,654 - I'M TIRED TODAY, PLANKTON. 165 00:07:51,723 --> 00:07:55,258 YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO LAUNCH YOURSELF. 166 00:07:55,327 --> 00:07:58,328 [mournful steel guitar music] 167 00:07:58,396 --> 00:08:03,733 ¶ ¶ 168 00:08:03,802 --> 00:08:04,834 - SPLAT. 169 00:08:04,903 --> 00:08:05,869 [cries] 170 00:08:05,938 --> 00:08:07,103 - [giggles] 171 00:08:07,172 --> 00:08:08,438 - KAREN. 172 00:08:08,507 --> 00:08:09,773 - I'M SORRY. 173 00:08:09,842 --> 00:08:12,642 THAT LAST PART ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH. 174 00:08:12,711 --> 00:08:15,479 - IT'S JUST NO USE. 175 00:08:15,547 --> 00:08:18,581 - TODAY IS THE PERFECT DAY TO STEAL THE RECIPE. 176 00:08:18,650 --> 00:08:20,616 KRABS WILL BE COMPLETELY DISTRACTED 177 00:08:20,685 --> 00:08:22,352 BY ALL THE FESTIVITIES. 178 00:08:22,421 --> 00:08:23,987 YOU CAN DO THIS. 179 00:08:24,055 --> 00:08:25,154 - YOU REALLY THINK SO? 180 00:08:25,223 --> 00:08:26,323 - OF COURSE I DO. 181 00:08:26,391 --> 00:08:28,091 NOW, WHO'S MY BIG MAN? 182 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,226 - OH, KAREN. 183 00:08:29,294 --> 00:08:30,360 - COME ON. 184 00:08:30,428 --> 00:08:32,095 COME ON, WHO'S MY BIG STRONG MAN? 185 00:08:32,164 --> 00:08:34,030 - I AM. 186 00:08:34,098 --> 00:08:35,432 - THAT'S RIGHT. 187 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:37,900 NOW, GET OUT THERE AND STEAL THAT RECIPE. 188 00:08:37,969 --> 00:08:38,804 - YES, MA'AM. 189 00:08:39,810 --> 00:08:41,676 [all chanting] WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 190 00:08:41,745 --> 00:08:43,311 WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 191 00:08:43,379 --> 00:08:47,248 - NOW TO ADD SOME SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY DEALS TO THE MENU. 192 00:08:47,317 --> 00:08:51,052 KRABBY PATTY: 20 BUCKS. 193 00:08:51,121 --> 00:08:53,821 39 BUCKS, 30. 194 00:08:53,890 --> 00:08:54,923 [laughs] 195 00:08:54,991 --> 00:08:58,126 OH, NUMBER ZERO, HOW I LOVE YOU SO. 196 00:08:58,194 --> 00:08:59,127 SPONGEBOB. 197 00:08:59,196 --> 00:09:00,328 - YES, SIR. 198 00:09:00,397 --> 00:09:02,430 - I'M PUTTING YOU IN CHARGE OF DECORATIONS. 199 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:04,332 - OH, BUT, MR. KRABS. 200 00:09:04,401 --> 00:09:05,967 - YES, BOY? 201 00:09:06,036 --> 00:09:08,269 - I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WOULD BE IN CHARGE OF DECORATIONS. 202 00:09:08,338 --> 00:09:10,271 - WHAT? BUT YOU ARE. 203 00:09:10,340 --> 00:09:11,406 - I AM? 204 00:09:11,475 --> 00:09:13,375 YAAAY! 205 00:09:13,444 --> 00:09:14,609 YEAH! 206 00:09:14,678 --> 00:09:16,777 YEAH! 207 00:09:16,846 --> 00:09:19,347 - SQUIDWARD, I HAD CHORES FOR YOU, 208 00:09:19,416 --> 00:09:20,748 BUT YOU WON'T DO THEM ANYWAY. 209 00:09:20,817 --> 00:09:22,517 - IT ONLY TOOK YOU ELEVENTY-SEVEN YEARS 210 00:09:22,586 --> 00:09:23,751 TO FIGURE THAT OUT? 211 00:09:23,820 --> 00:09:24,986 - HERE'S YOUR BUDGET, BOY. 212 00:09:25,055 --> 00:09:27,589 DECORATE IT ANY WAY YOU WANT. 213 00:09:27,657 --> 00:09:29,858 - WOW, 50ў. 214 00:09:29,927 --> 00:09:32,160 - YOU'RE LETTING SPONGEBOB DECORATE? 215 00:09:32,229 --> 00:09:36,631 REMEMBER ALL THE OTHER TIMES SPONGEBOB DECORATED? 216 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:38,533 all: HMM. 217 00:09:38,602 --> 00:09:39,667 [upbeat banjo music] 218 00:09:39,736 --> 00:09:41,569 [cows mooing] 219 00:09:41,638 --> 00:09:43,505 - YEEEHAWWW! 220 00:09:43,573 --> 00:09:45,339 [laughing] 221 00:09:45,408 --> 00:09:48,810 [upbeat disco music] 222 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,512 DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN? 223 00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:52,380 [laughing] 224 00:09:52,449 --> 00:09:56,284 [blipping space sounds] 225 00:09:56,353 --> 00:09:58,219 [air sucking] 226 00:09:58,288 --> 00:10:01,022 - AAAAAH! 227 00:10:01,091 --> 00:10:02,991 - [laughing] 228 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,592 all: HMM. 229 00:10:04,661 --> 00:10:05,860 - WELL, YOU WANT TO DO IT, THEN? 230 00:10:05,929 --> 00:10:07,862 - NO. - THEN SHUT YOUR PORTHOLE. 231 00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:11,166 - BATTENING DOWN THE WORD HATCHES, SIR. 232 00:10:18,442 --> 00:10:20,341 [door slams] 233 00:10:20,410 --> 00:10:23,378 [extravagant music] 234 00:10:23,446 --> 00:10:30,686 ¶ ¶ 235 00:10:36,459 --> 00:10:38,226 WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU... 236 00:10:38,295 --> 00:10:42,064 - THERE WE GO. 237 00:10:49,373 --> 00:10:51,840 [squirting] 238 00:11:04,921 --> 00:11:08,957 [air hissing] 239 00:11:14,264 --> 00:11:15,563 YOUR CHANGE, SIR. 240 00:11:15,632 --> 00:11:16,764 - GOOD WORK, BOY. 241 00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:19,567 WHAT, THAT'S IT? 242 00:11:19,636 --> 00:11:21,536 DECORATIONS? CHECK. 243 00:11:21,605 --> 00:11:23,872 SECURITY? 244 00:11:23,941 --> 00:11:24,905 [shattering] 245 00:11:24,974 --> 00:11:26,173 - [mumbles incoherently] 246 00:11:26,242 --> 00:11:27,408 - CHECK. 247 00:11:27,477 --> 00:11:29,010 [all chanting] WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 248 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:31,513 WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 249 00:11:31,582 --> 00:11:32,580 ding! 250 00:11:32,649 --> 00:11:34,349 - OKAY, OPEN YOUR EARS. 251 00:11:34,418 --> 00:11:36,918 THESE PEOPLE HAVE COME FROM MILES AROUND 252 00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:39,221 BECAUSE THEY LOVE MY PATTIES. 253 00:11:39,289 --> 00:11:41,989 I WANT EVERY EMPLOYEE ON THEIR BEST BEHAVIOR. 254 00:11:42,058 --> 00:11:44,025 - ARE YOU GETTING ANY OF THIS, SPONGEBOB? 255 00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:47,628 - EVERY WORD, SQUIDWARD, EVERY WORD. 256 00:11:47,697 --> 00:11:52,667 - SO LET'S GET OUT THERE AND SELL SOME KRABBY PATTIES. 257 00:11:52,736 --> 00:11:53,701 - YES! 258 00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:54,803 YEAHHHHHHHHHH! 259 00:11:54,871 --> 00:11:56,504 OOH, I ALMOST FORGOT. 260 00:11:56,573 --> 00:11:57,939 MR. KRABS, WAIT. 261 00:11:58,008 --> 00:12:01,709 THERE'S ONE LAST DECORATION. 262 00:12:01,778 --> 00:12:04,946 I PRESENT TO YOU... 263 00:12:09,486 --> 00:12:12,186 I PRESENT TO YOU... 264 00:12:12,255 --> 00:12:14,222 [groans] 265 00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:18,459 - OH! 266 00:12:18,528 --> 00:12:19,694 [wind whistling] 267 00:12:19,762 --> 00:12:20,962 [all gasp] 268 00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:23,531 - MY ODE TO THE KRABBY PATTY, 269 00:12:23,599 --> 00:12:26,568 MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF ICE. 270 00:12:26,637 --> 00:12:30,071 - JEEZ, BOY. 271 00:12:30,139 --> 00:12:31,606 THIS THING'S ENORMOUS. 272 00:12:31,675 --> 00:12:33,108 - AND COLD. 273 00:12:33,176 --> 00:12:34,743 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS THING OUT OF HERE. 274 00:12:34,811 --> 00:12:35,743 ME CUSTOMERS ARE WAITING. 275 00:12:35,812 --> 00:12:37,211 - READY. 276 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,846 SET. 277 00:12:38,915 --> 00:12:43,785 [all grunting] 278 00:12:46,790 --> 00:12:48,923 [door slams] 279 00:12:48,992 --> 00:12:51,292 [all scream] 280 00:12:51,361 --> 00:12:53,595 GUYS, I'M OKAY. NO NEED TO SCREAM. 281 00:12:53,664 --> 00:12:55,363 [all scream] 282 00:12:55,432 --> 00:12:56,430 - THE DOOR. 283 00:12:56,499 --> 00:12:57,599 [metallic knocking] 284 00:12:57,667 --> 00:12:58,967 - OH, NO. PATRICK, STAND UP. 285 00:12:59,036 --> 00:13:00,601 WE'RE LOCKED IN. 286 00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:04,206 THIS IS GONNA SPOIL THE ELEVENTY-SEVENTH ANNIVERSARY. 287 00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:08,442 [all chanting] WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 288 00:13:08,511 --> 00:13:09,944 - SOMEBODY. ANYBODY. 289 00:13:10,013 --> 00:13:11,379 I DON'T CARE WHO. 290 00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:13,481 - HOW DO WE GET OUT? - EVERYBODY CALM DOWN. 291 00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:15,583 I'VE SPENT A LIFETIME WORKING IN THIS RESTAURANT, 292 00:13:15,652 --> 00:13:17,985 AND I KNOW THAT THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY OUT OF HERE. 293 00:13:18,054 --> 00:13:19,621 - A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA? 294 00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:21,522 - NO. 295 00:13:21,591 --> 00:13:26,795 THE AIR DUCT. 296 00:13:26,863 --> 00:13:28,563 THIS WAY, BOYS. 297 00:13:28,632 --> 00:13:30,031 - OOF. 298 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,600 - ALL WE GOT TO DO IS HEAD THROUGH THIS DUCT. 299 00:13:32,669 --> 00:13:33,801 - WHICH ONE? 300 00:13:33,870 --> 00:13:35,669 THERE MUST BE 20 WAYS TO GO. 301 00:13:35,738 --> 00:13:37,105 - NOT TO WORRY, SQUIDWARD. 302 00:13:37,174 --> 00:13:39,540 I HAVE THE ENTIRE MAP MEMORIZED. 303 00:13:39,609 --> 00:13:42,043 [grunts] 304 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:43,878 [straining] 305 00:13:43,947 --> 00:13:46,480 - UH, HMM, UH... 306 00:13:46,549 --> 00:13:48,416 - HURRY UP, GUYS. THIS KIND OF HURTS. 307 00:13:48,485 --> 00:13:49,884 - WELL, ACCORDING TO THE MAP, 308 00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:51,686 WE JUST GO STRAIGHT, TAKE A RIGHT 309 00:13:51,755 --> 00:13:54,222 BETWEEN THESE THREE MOLDY TREE STUMPS, 310 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,491 THEN HEAD TOWARDS THAT KIDNEY BEAN-SHAPED 311 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,692 PUDDLE OF GRAVY. 312 00:13:57,761 --> 00:13:59,927 - THAT'S NOT THE MAP, YOU OLD BARNACLE. 313 00:13:59,996 --> 00:14:03,031 THOSE ARE THREE MOLES AND A BIRTHMARK. 314 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,532 - OH. 315 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,901 ALL RIGHT, THEN LET'S TRY THIS ONE. 316 00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:08,703 all: AAAH-OOF. 317 00:14:08,772 --> 00:14:10,037 - IT'S THIS WAY. 318 00:14:10,106 --> 00:14:12,807 [crashing and groaning] 319 00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:14,509 - HERE IT IS. 320 00:14:14,578 --> 00:14:18,346 all: AAAAH! 321 00:14:19,783 --> 00:14:20,748 - OOF. 322 00:14:20,817 --> 00:14:21,816 - OH. 323 00:14:21,885 --> 00:14:23,251 - UH. - OOF. 324 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,986 - [groaning] OH. 325 00:14:25,055 --> 00:14:26,887 EH? WHAT'S THIS? 326 00:14:26,956 --> 00:14:29,156 IT'S AN OLD KRABBY PATTY WRAPPER. 327 00:14:29,225 --> 00:14:33,561 AW, THAT TAKES ME BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS. 328 00:14:34,898 --> 00:14:37,731 - NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR. 329 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,301 - ¶ K-R-A-B-B-Y ¶ 330 00:14:40,370 --> 00:14:42,003 ¶ P-A-T-T-Y ¶ 331 00:14:42,072 --> 00:14:43,404 - ¶ BAH-BOM-BOM-BOM-BOM ¶ 332 00:14:43,473 --> 00:14:45,740 - ¶ KRABBY PATTY, GIVE 'EM A TRY ¶ 333 00:14:45,809 --> 00:14:48,410 - ¶ COME ON DOWN AND BUY, BUY, BUY ¶ 334 00:14:48,478 --> 00:14:50,645 - ¶ NOT JUST ONE OR TWO OR THREE ¶ 335 00:14:50,714 --> 00:14:53,547 ¶ BUT ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY ¶ 336 00:14:53,616 --> 00:14:56,550 - YES, FOLKS, NINE OUT OF TEN DOCTORS RECOMMEND EATING 337 00:14:56,619 --> 00:14:58,286 AT LEAST ONE KRABBY PATTY A DAY 338 00:14:58,355 --> 00:14:59,620 TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LIFESTYLE 339 00:14:59,689 --> 00:15:01,556 AND A YOUTHFUL, POSITIVE ATTITUDE. 340 00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:03,424 - I'M A DOCTOR, AS FAR AS YOU KNOW, 341 00:15:03,492 --> 00:15:06,294 AND I BELIEVE KRABBY PATTIES ADD YEARS TO YOUR LIFE. 342 00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,696 SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 343 00:15:07,764 --> 00:15:09,296 GO OUT AND GET YOURSELF A KRABBY PATTY. 344 00:15:09,365 --> 00:15:11,066 OR BUY A SACKFUL OF KRABBIES. 345 00:15:11,134 --> 00:15:14,635 OR BETTER YET, GO OUT AND GET YOURSELF A CASE OF THE KRABBIES 346 00:15:14,704 --> 00:15:16,303 FOR YOUR HEALTH. 347 00:15:16,372 --> 00:15:19,006 - ¶ K-R-A-B-B-Y ¶ 348 00:15:19,075 --> 00:15:22,009 ¶ P-A-T-T-Y ¶ 349 00:15:22,078 --> 00:15:26,381 ¶ KRABBY PATTY ¶ 350 00:15:26,449 --> 00:15:29,551 [cash register dings] 351 00:15:33,723 --> 00:15:36,658 - [munching] 352 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,192 - AHH. 353 00:15:38,261 --> 00:15:42,997 BACK THEN, A KRABBY PATTY ONLY COST A DIME. 354 00:15:43,066 --> 00:15:45,299 IT WAS A DARK AND EVIL TIME. 355 00:15:45,368 --> 00:15:47,401 I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES. 356 00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:49,971 - [crying] WE'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE. 357 00:15:50,039 --> 00:15:51,005 - DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD. 358 00:15:51,074 --> 00:15:52,006 WE'LL FIND OUR WAY OUT. 359 00:15:52,075 --> 00:15:53,341 AND THEN WE'LL HAVE 360 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,409 THE BEST ELEVENTY-SEVENTH ANNIVERSARY EVER. 361 00:15:55,478 --> 00:15:59,947 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS STICK TOGETHER. 362 00:16:00,016 --> 00:16:04,352 - [panting] 363 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,421 - [growls] STOP BREATHING ON MY NECK. 364 00:16:06,490 --> 00:16:07,221 BLECH. 365 00:16:07,290 --> 00:16:08,856 - [inhales deeply] 366 00:16:08,925 --> 00:16:12,894 MMM. 367 00:16:12,963 --> 00:16:14,295 PAAAH. 368 00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,897 [pants wildly] 369 00:16:16,966 --> 00:16:20,601 - HEY, I THINK I SEE THE EXIT. 370 00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:25,239 AH, BARNACLES, IT'S JUST THE SURVEILLANCE ROOM. 371 00:16:25,308 --> 00:16:28,976 - OH, MY HOUSE IS ON TV. 372 00:16:29,045 --> 00:16:31,512 - ALL OF OUR HOUSES ARE ON TV. 373 00:16:31,581 --> 00:16:34,148 - [meowing] 374 00:16:34,217 --> 00:16:37,151 - GARY THE SNAIL, YOU GET DOWN FROM THAT BED THIS INSTANT. 375 00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:42,023 - HEY, THERE'S MY HOUSE. 376 00:16:42,091 --> 00:16:43,724 - YOU LEFT YOUR TV ON. 377 00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:44,825 - WELL, DUH. 378 00:16:44,894 --> 00:16:46,694 I DON'T WANT TO MISS MY SHOWS. 379 00:16:46,763 --> 00:16:49,830 - LOOK, IT'S SANDY. 380 00:16:49,899 --> 00:16:51,699 - AAAH. 381 00:16:51,768 --> 00:16:53,201 - MR. KRABS, 382 00:16:53,270 --> 00:16:55,669 WHY DO YOU HAVE CAMERAS WATCHING US? 383 00:16:55,738 --> 00:16:57,705 - OH, WELL, UH--EH-- 384 00:16:57,773 --> 00:17:01,275 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU ALL FLOSS AFTER EVERY MEAL. 385 00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:02,609 - THANK YOU, MR. KRABS. 386 00:17:02,678 --> 00:17:04,545 DENTAL HYGIENE IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT. 387 00:17:04,614 --> 00:17:06,380 - HEY, WHO ARE THOSE GUYS? 388 00:17:06,449 --> 00:17:08,249 - I THINK IT'S US, PATRICK. 389 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,817 BUT WHO ARE THEY? 390 00:17:09,886 --> 00:17:12,520 [feedback whines] 391 00:17:12,589 --> 00:17:14,489 [all chanting] WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 392 00:17:14,558 --> 00:17:15,490 - [gasps] 393 00:17:15,558 --> 00:17:17,591 ME CUSTOMERS ARE GETTING ANTSY. 394 00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:20,327 [all chanting] WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 395 00:17:20,396 --> 00:17:21,362 WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 396 00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:23,264 WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 397 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,801 WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 398 00:17:35,645 --> 00:17:37,044 - [screams] 399 00:17:37,113 --> 00:17:38,045 OOF. 400 00:17:38,114 --> 00:17:39,314 OW. 401 00:17:39,382 --> 00:17:40,448 [groaning] 402 00:17:40,516 --> 00:17:42,383 - WE'RE GETTING WARM. 403 00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,385 I CAN FEEL IT. 404 00:17:44,453 --> 00:17:47,821 - THAT MIGHT JUST BE MY HAND, MR. KRABS. 405 00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:49,323 - HMM, A CROSSROADS. 406 00:17:49,392 --> 00:17:50,791 I'LL GO THIS WAY, 407 00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:53,995 AND, SPONGEBOB, YOU LEAD THEM DOWN THAT WAY. 408 00:17:54,064 --> 00:17:55,696 - LEAD THEM? 409 00:17:55,765 --> 00:17:58,899 I CAN FINALLY USE MY LEADER HAT AND MY LEDERHOSEN. 410 00:17:58,968 --> 00:18:00,301 - NICE. 411 00:18:00,369 --> 00:18:02,270 - THOSE ARE JUST SOCK GARTERS, YOU IDIOT. 412 00:18:02,339 --> 00:18:04,371 - FOLLOW ME. 413 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,939 - THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. 414 00:18:06,008 --> 00:18:08,910 IT'S JUST NOT HAPPENING. 415 00:18:13,082 --> 00:18:14,181 [all grunting] 416 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:16,918 - GUYS, IT'S A DEAD END. 417 00:18:16,987 --> 00:18:20,991 [all scream] 418 00:18:24,226 --> 00:18:26,092 - IT'S PATCHY THE PIRATE'S SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS FAN CLUB 419 00:18:26,161 --> 00:18:28,328 BIG TIME IMPRESSIVE CELEBRITY TELEVISION EXTRAVAGANZA, 420 00:18:28,396 --> 00:18:29,529 WITH CELEBRITY GUESTS: 421 00:18:29,598 --> 00:18:31,498 BASKETBALL MASCOT THE 3-POINT FOWL, 422 00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:32,833 THE GUY ON THE PENNY, 423 00:18:32,901 --> 00:18:35,368 HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN, 424 00:18:35,437 --> 00:18:37,937 MUSICAL GUEST PINK, 425 00:18:38,006 --> 00:18:41,274 SIR QUENTIN AND HIS LITTLE WOODEN SIDEKICK, MR. TINDER, 426 00:18:41,343 --> 00:18:44,544 AND GUEST OF HONOR, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. 427 00:18:44,613 --> 00:18:46,312 FROM ENCINO, CALIFORNIA, 428 00:18:46,381 --> 00:18:48,715 THE PRESIDENT OF THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS FAN CLUB 429 00:18:48,784 --> 00:18:51,518 AND YOUR HOST, PATCHY THE PIRATE. 430 00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:54,487 [drumroll] 431 00:18:54,556 --> 00:18:57,390 [bubbly big band music] 432 00:18:57,459 --> 00:18:59,459 - [inhales wheezily] 433 00:18:59,528 --> 00:19:02,028 ¶ TEN YEARS... ¶ 434 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:05,065 - BAWK! YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE WRONG CAMERA. 435 00:19:05,134 --> 00:19:07,334 - ANYHOO, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, KIDS? 436 00:19:07,403 --> 00:19:09,135 IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS SINCE I STARTED 437 00:19:09,204 --> 00:19:12,005 THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS FAN CLUB. 438 00:19:12,074 --> 00:19:14,675 AND HE'S HERE IN PERSON. [giggles] 439 00:19:14,743 --> 00:19:16,509 I'M FINALLY GONNA MEET ME IDOL. 440 00:19:16,578 --> 00:19:17,643 HEH-HEH. 441 00:19:17,712 --> 00:19:20,180 LET'S BRING HIM OUT NOW. 442 00:19:20,249 --> 00:19:26,653 PLEASE WELCOME SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. 443 00:19:26,722 --> 00:19:28,555 HEH-HEH-HEH. 444 00:19:28,623 --> 00:19:30,090 - SQUAWK. SQUAWK, SQUAWK, SQUAWK. 445 00:19:30,158 --> 00:19:32,158 SQUAWK, SQUAWK, SQUAWK. BAWK! 446 00:19:32,227 --> 00:19:33,593 - WHAAAAAT? 447 00:19:33,662 --> 00:19:36,295 GRRR--WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S NOT COMING? 448 00:19:36,364 --> 00:19:39,833 TEN YEARS I BEEN PRESIDENTING HIS FAN CLUB. 449 00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:43,069 NOW I THROW HIM A TELEVISION EXTRAVAGANZA, 450 00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,872 AND HE CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO SHOW UP? 451 00:19:45,941 --> 00:19:49,108 WELL, WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT. 452 00:19:49,177 --> 00:19:54,447 [grunts] 453 00:19:54,516 --> 00:20:00,253 [motor puttering] 454 00:20:00,322 --> 00:20:05,859 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I GAVE UP MY HAWAIIAN VACATION FOR THIS. 455 00:20:05,928 --> 00:20:09,862 - I REALLY LOVE YOUR MUSIC. 456 00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:13,867 - REMIND ME TO MAKE MY AGENT WALK THE PLANK. 457 00:20:13,936 --> 00:20:16,102 - BAWK! CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING? 458 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:19,205 - PASSAGE ON THE NEXT STEAMER OUT OF HERE? 459 00:20:19,274 --> 00:20:23,276 - JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES. BAWK! 460 00:20:23,345 --> 00:20:24,911 - WELL, THERE'S NO USE SITTING AROUND 461 00:20:24,979 --> 00:20:26,279 LIKE A BUNCH OF BARNACLES 462 00:20:26,348 --> 00:20:28,615 ON THE BOTTOM OF A DRY-DOCKED DINGHY. 463 00:20:28,683 --> 00:20:30,550 LET'S DO SOME PRACTICING. 464 00:20:30,619 --> 00:20:32,952 all: ARRRR. 465 00:20:33,021 --> 00:20:34,887 - ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 466 00:20:34,956 --> 00:20:39,025 [ambling sea shanty music] 467 00:20:39,094 --> 00:20:40,226 ¶ OUR GUMS ARE BLACK ¶ 468 00:20:40,295 --> 00:20:42,995 ¶ OUR TEETH ARE FALLING OUT ¶ 469 00:20:43,064 --> 00:20:44,264 ¶ WE GOT SPOTS ON OUR BACKS ¶ 470 00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:46,499 ¶ SO GIVE IT UP AND SHOUT ¶ 471 00:20:46,568 --> 00:20:48,168 all: ¶ WE GOT SCURVY ¶ 472 00:20:48,237 --> 00:20:50,837 - ¶ WE NEED SOME VITAMIN C ¶ 473 00:20:50,906 --> 00:20:52,239 all: ¶ WE GOT SCURVY ¶ 474 00:20:52,307 --> 00:20:54,607 - ¶ WE NEED A LEMON TREE ¶ 475 00:20:54,676 --> 00:20:56,209 all: ¶ WE GOT SCURVY ¶ 476 00:20:56,277 --> 00:20:59,212 - ¶ WE JUST CHILLIN' ON THE SEA ¶ 477 00:20:59,281 --> 00:21:02,716 ¶ LET'S GET THIS SCURVY STARTED ¶ 478 00:21:02,785 --> 00:21:05,218 ¶ A PIRATE AIN'T WORTHY ¶ 479 00:21:05,287 --> 00:21:07,620 ¶ TILL HE GOT SOME SCURVY ¶ 480 00:21:07,689 --> 00:21:09,222 ¶ SINCE YOU GOT YOUR SCURVY ON ¶ 481 00:21:09,290 --> 00:21:11,290 ¶ YOU UNNERVE ME WHEN YOU SING THAT SONG ¶ 482 00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:13,092 ¶ SCURVY ¶ - ¶ SCURVY ¶ 483 00:21:13,161 --> 00:21:15,027 - ¶ WE GOT SCURVY ¶ - ¶ SCURVY ¶ 484 00:21:15,096 --> 00:21:17,063 - ¶ WE GOT SCURVY ¶ - ¶ SCURVY ¶ 485 00:21:17,132 --> 00:21:19,666 - ¶ WE GOT SCURVY ¶ - ¶ SCURVY ¶ 486 00:21:19,734 --> 00:21:22,702 ¶ ¶ 487 00:21:22,771 --> 00:21:26,573 [water splashing] 488 00:21:28,010 --> 00:21:31,178 [dramatic orchestral music] 489 00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:36,516 ¶ ¶ 490 00:21:36,585 --> 00:21:37,517 - HEY. 491 00:21:37,586 --> 00:21:42,589 [screams] 492 00:21:42,658 --> 00:21:44,290 OH, THERE IT IS. 493 00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:49,396 OH, I'M COMING FOR YOU, SQUAREPANTS. 494 00:21:49,465 --> 00:21:51,264 [screams] 495 00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:55,701 - [chomping] 496 00:21:55,770 --> 00:21:57,336 - AAAH! 497 00:21:57,405 --> 00:21:58,337 OOH. 498 00:21:58,406 --> 00:21:59,339 OW. 499 00:21:59,407 --> 00:22:00,840 [groaning] 500 00:22:00,909 --> 00:22:03,342 [screaming] 501 00:22:03,411 --> 00:22:04,477 OH. 502 00:22:04,546 --> 00:22:07,012 PHEW, THANK NEPTUNE THAT'S OVER. 503 00:22:07,081 --> 00:22:08,481 - [screaming] - UH-OH. 504 00:22:08,550 --> 00:22:12,519 - OW. 505 00:22:12,588 --> 00:22:13,887 [birds tweeting] 506 00:22:13,956 --> 00:22:15,755 - SPONGEBOB? 507 00:22:15,824 --> 00:22:19,025 AH, WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS RUIN MY PLANS? 508 00:22:19,094 --> 00:22:20,694 - PLANKTON. 509 00:22:20,762 --> 00:22:23,629 YOU'RE TRYING TO STEAL THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE AGAIN. 510 00:22:23,698 --> 00:22:26,833 - I--I DIDN'T, UH-- 511 00:22:26,902 --> 00:22:28,367 OKAY, FINE. 512 00:22:28,436 --> 00:22:29,402 YOU CAUGHT ME. 513 00:22:29,471 --> 00:22:30,670 YOU HAPPY NOW? 514 00:22:30,738 --> 00:22:32,405 - YOU KNOW, THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME 515 00:22:32,473 --> 00:22:36,876 MR. KRABS CONFIDED IN ME THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE. 516 00:22:36,945 --> 00:22:39,479 EH--OH, I DON'T WANT TO BORE YOU WITH MY SILLY OLD STORIES. 517 00:22:39,548 --> 00:22:42,882 - OH, YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY BORE ME. 518 00:22:42,951 --> 00:22:44,417 - WELL, OKAY. 519 00:22:44,486 --> 00:22:46,819 MR. KRABS CALLED ME INTO HIS OFFICE. 520 00:22:46,888 --> 00:22:48,421 - SPONGEBOB, YOU'VE BEEN WORKING HERE 521 00:22:48,489 --> 00:22:51,925 FOR A WHILE NOW, SO I THINK I CAN TRUST YOU. 522 00:22:51,993 --> 00:22:53,726 IT'S TIME I TOLD YOU. 523 00:22:53,795 --> 00:22:54,928 - OH! 524 00:22:54,996 --> 00:22:55,995 YOU MEAN-- 525 00:22:56,064 --> 00:22:59,933 - YES, THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA. 526 00:23:00,001 --> 00:23:01,434 FOLLOW ME, SON. 527 00:23:01,502 --> 00:23:04,871 WE NEED TO GO WHERE NO ONE WILL EVER HEAR US. 528 00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:07,908 [dramatic music] 529 00:23:07,976 --> 00:23:15,215 ¶ ¶ 530 00:23:22,657 --> 00:23:26,826 [thunder booming] 531 00:23:26,895 --> 00:23:28,895 [hawk screeching] 532 00:23:28,964 --> 00:23:34,401 [wind whistling] 533 00:23:41,276 --> 00:23:42,641 UGH. 534 00:23:42,710 --> 00:23:44,143 WE FINALLY MADE IT. 535 00:23:44,212 --> 00:23:47,914 QUICK, INTO ME OFFICE BEFORE ANYONE SEES US. 536 00:23:47,983 --> 00:23:49,048 - WHAT? 537 00:23:49,116 --> 00:23:50,450 YOU WENT IN A CIRCLE. 538 00:23:50,518 --> 00:23:52,586 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST STAY IN THE KRUSTY KRAB? 539 00:23:52,654 --> 00:23:54,587 - WE WANTED TO MAKE SURE WE WEREN'T FOLLOWED. 540 00:23:54,656 --> 00:23:58,591 THEN MR. KRABS LEANED CLOSE AND WHISPERED THE RECIPE. 541 00:23:58,660 --> 00:24:00,427 - YES? GO ON. 542 00:24:00,495 --> 00:24:05,798 - NOW, REMEMBER, YOU CAN NEVER TELL ANOTHER LIVING SOUL. 543 00:24:05,867 --> 00:24:07,066 - WAIT. WAIT. HOLD ON. 544 00:24:07,135 --> 00:24:08,067 - WHAT'S THAT? 545 00:24:08,136 --> 00:24:09,768 - MY PEN IS OUT OF INK. 546 00:24:09,837 --> 00:24:13,239 [growls] 547 00:24:13,307 --> 00:24:14,641 OKAY, OKAY, GO AHEAD. 548 00:24:14,709 --> 00:24:17,843 - PLANKTON, YOU'LL NEVER GET ME FORMULA, 549 00:24:17,912 --> 00:24:19,712 NOT EVEN IN A FLASHBACK. 550 00:24:19,781 --> 00:24:22,348 [laughs] 551 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:23,616 - WAAAH! 552 00:24:23,685 --> 00:24:24,650 OOF. 553 00:24:24,719 --> 00:24:25,685 OW. 554 00:24:25,753 --> 00:24:27,287 [groaning] 555 00:24:27,355 --> 00:24:30,757 - SPONGEBOB, IF YOU HAD NEVER COME TO BIKINI BOTTOM, 556 00:24:30,826 --> 00:24:33,293 THIS WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING. 557 00:24:33,362 --> 00:24:35,962 - SQUIDWARD, WHAT'S WITH THE CREEPY SMILE? 558 00:24:36,031 --> 00:24:37,297 - I WAS JUST--HEE-HEE-- 559 00:24:37,366 --> 00:24:39,832 REMEMBERING THE WORLD BEFORE SPONGEBOB. 560 00:24:39,901 --> 00:24:43,903 [giggles maniacally] 561 00:24:43,972 --> 00:24:50,043 [yawns] 562 00:24:50,112 --> 00:24:54,380 [water dripping] 563 00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:56,148 [popping] 564 00:24:56,217 --> 00:24:59,052 all: MORNING, SQUIDWARD. 565 00:24:59,121 --> 00:25:01,554 [birds chirping] 566 00:25:01,623 --> 00:25:05,458 - [sighs] 567 00:25:18,540 --> 00:25:21,207 thwock! 568 00:25:31,086 --> 00:25:33,986 GOOD MORNING, NOT SPONGEBOB. 569 00:25:34,055 --> 00:25:37,590 [smooching] 570 00:25:37,659 --> 00:25:38,591 [sighs] 571 00:25:38,659 --> 00:25:41,061 - [laughs] 572 00:25:41,129 --> 00:25:44,597 BUT, SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE GLAD I MOVED IN. 573 00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:49,002 REMEMBER THAT DAY? 574 00:25:49,071 --> 00:25:50,002 UH-UH. 575 00:25:50,071 --> 00:25:51,003 NAH. 576 00:25:51,072 --> 00:25:53,206 NO. 577 00:25:58,646 --> 00:26:01,714 [hull creaking] 578 00:26:01,783 --> 00:26:03,650 splash! 579 00:26:09,858 --> 00:26:12,425 - [sighs] 580 00:26:12,494 --> 00:26:14,794 - OKAY, WELL, THAT'S EVERY AVAILABLE HOUSE 581 00:26:14,863 --> 00:26:17,530 IN BIKINI BOTTOM. 582 00:26:17,598 --> 00:26:22,402 - MY SECRET GARDEN IS FINALLY DONE. 583 00:26:22,471 --> 00:26:25,771 boom! 584 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,640 [door creaks open] 585 00:26:27,709 --> 00:26:28,807 - OH, YEAH. 586 00:26:28,876 --> 00:26:30,209 I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE. 587 00:26:30,278 --> 00:26:33,212 [angelic singing and harp music] 588 00:26:33,281 --> 00:26:34,680 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 589 00:26:34,749 --> 00:26:36,583 I'LL TAKE IT. 590 00:26:40,188 --> 00:26:41,353 HI, NEIGHBOR. 591 00:26:41,422 --> 00:26:43,722 I'M SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. 592 00:26:43,791 --> 00:26:47,026 AND WE'RE GOING TO BE BESTEST FRIENDS. 593 00:26:47,095 --> 00:26:50,897 HEY, PATRICK, GUESS WHO JUST MOVED IN RIGHT NEXT DOOR. 594 00:26:50,965 --> 00:26:52,966 - NEIGHBOR HUG. 595 00:26:53,034 --> 00:26:54,567 - [groans] 596 00:26:54,635 --> 00:26:56,636 [people chanting distantly] WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 597 00:26:56,704 --> 00:27:00,239 - [gasps] WHAT'S THAT SOUND? 598 00:27:00,308 --> 00:27:01,508 [gasps] 599 00:27:01,576 --> 00:27:04,110 CUSTOMERS. 600 00:27:04,179 --> 00:27:05,978 [all chanting] WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 601 00:27:06,047 --> 00:27:07,880 WE WANT TO SPEND MONEY. 602 00:27:07,949 --> 00:27:09,114 - WHAT DO WE WANT? 603 00:27:09,183 --> 00:27:10,917 all: KRABBY PATTIES. 604 00:27:10,985 --> 00:27:12,284 - WHY DO WE WANT THEM? 605 00:27:12,353 --> 00:27:14,454 all: TO SPEND MONEY. 606 00:27:14,523 --> 00:27:16,121 - OH, NO. 607 00:27:16,190 --> 00:27:18,190 ALL THAT LOOSE CHANGE OUT THERE 608 00:27:18,259 --> 00:27:21,060 IS DRIVING ME WALLET MAD WITH MONEY LUST. 609 00:27:21,129 --> 00:27:23,162 [wallet growling and panting] 610 00:27:23,231 --> 00:27:27,099 POOR LITTLE GUY'S STARVING. 611 00:27:27,168 --> 00:27:28,134 THERE YOU GO, BOY. 612 00:27:28,203 --> 00:27:29,168 YOU'RE FREE. 613 00:27:29,237 --> 00:27:30,236 GO TOWARDS THE MONEY, BOY. 614 00:27:30,305 --> 00:27:32,305 TOWARDS THE MONEY. 615 00:27:32,374 --> 00:27:34,841 - HEY, A WALLET. 616 00:27:34,910 --> 00:27:36,843 AND THERE'S 50 BUCKS IN IT. 617 00:27:36,911 --> 00:27:38,211 ALL RIGHT. 618 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:39,245 - HEY. 619 00:27:39,314 --> 00:27:41,380 OH, NO. 620 00:27:41,449 --> 00:27:43,849 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 621 00:27:43,918 --> 00:27:46,185 [crying] 622 00:27:46,254 --> 00:27:48,220 WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW. 623 00:27:48,289 --> 00:27:50,856 - OH, IF ONLY SANDY WAS HERE. 624 00:27:50,925 --> 00:27:52,124 SHE COULD HELP US. 625 00:27:52,193 --> 00:27:58,264 - OH, HEY, MAYBE WE CAN USE THIS. 626 00:27:58,333 --> 00:28:00,499 I BORROWED IT FROM SANDY'S TREE DOME. 627 00:28:00,568 --> 00:28:02,301 IT MIGHT BE OUR WAY OUT OF HERE. 628 00:28:02,369 --> 00:28:05,137 SHH, EVERYBODY QUIET. 629 00:28:05,206 --> 00:28:07,239 HEY, SANDY, I GOT YOUR RADIO. 630 00:28:07,308 --> 00:28:10,309 IF YOU WANT IT BACK, COME AND GET IT. 631 00:28:10,378 --> 00:28:13,012 SHE'LL COME. 632 00:28:13,081 --> 00:28:15,881 - OH, GIVE ME THAT. 633 00:28:15,950 --> 00:28:17,450 [feedback squealing] 634 00:28:17,518 --> 00:28:20,152 SANDY? COME IN, SANDY. 635 00:28:20,221 --> 00:28:21,720 - SANDY CHEEKS HERE. 636 00:28:21,789 --> 00:28:24,991 SO IT WAS YOU WHO STOLE MY OTHER RADIO, SQUIDWARD. 637 00:28:25,059 --> 00:28:26,525 - WHAT? NO. I'M JUST--I--NO. 638 00:28:26,594 --> 00:28:29,996 - AH! SANDY'S TRAPPED IN THAT BOX. 639 00:28:30,065 --> 00:28:31,030 [shattering] 640 00:28:31,099 --> 00:28:32,765 [electrical hissing] 641 00:28:32,834 --> 00:28:33,766 SANDY? 642 00:28:33,834 --> 00:28:35,201 - [growls] 643 00:28:35,270 --> 00:28:36,669 - [sighs] 644 00:28:36,738 --> 00:28:40,607 REMEMBER THE DAY SANDY AND I GOT MARRIED? 645 00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:41,474 [all gasp] 646 00:28:41,542 --> 00:28:42,474 - WHAT? - NO. 647 00:28:42,543 --> 00:28:43,676 - I'M FREAKING OUT. 648 00:28:43,745 --> 00:28:46,512 - MM-HMM. 649 00:28:46,581 --> 00:28:49,682 [playing Wedding March] 650 00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:56,789 ¶ ¶ 651 00:29:02,630 --> 00:29:04,697 - FRIENDS, WE HAVE GATHERED HERE TODAY 652 00:29:04,766 --> 00:29:10,169 TO JOIN THESE TWO HEARTS IN THE BONDS OF LOVE. 653 00:29:10,238 --> 00:29:14,039 SPONGEBOB, DO YOU TAKE SANDY AS YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE? 654 00:29:14,108 --> 00:29:15,374 - I DO. 655 00:29:15,443 --> 00:29:17,443 - AND, SANDY, DO YOU TAKE SPONGEBOB 656 00:29:17,512 --> 00:29:19,245 AS YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND? 657 00:29:19,313 --> 00:29:20,746 - AND HOW. 658 00:29:20,815 --> 00:29:23,115 - WELL, THEN I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU 659 00:29:23,184 --> 00:29:24,950 SPONGE AND SQUIRREL. 660 00:29:25,019 --> 00:29:27,754 YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE. 661 00:29:31,092 --> 00:29:34,760 [smooching] 662 00:29:34,829 --> 00:29:37,230 [squeaking] 663 00:29:37,298 --> 00:29:40,266 [crashing] 664 00:29:40,335 --> 00:29:41,367 - BOO. 665 00:29:41,435 --> 00:29:42,602 YOU STINK. 666 00:29:42,671 --> 00:29:45,037 - WORST PLAY I'VE EVER SEEN. 667 00:29:45,106 --> 00:29:46,305 AND A TOTAL RIP-OFF. 668 00:29:46,374 --> 00:29:47,640 - HORRIBLE. 669 00:29:47,709 --> 00:29:49,475 - WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE THEATER? 670 00:29:49,544 --> 00:29:51,210 - LOUSY COSTUMES. 671 00:29:51,279 --> 00:29:53,178 - THIS WAS A WASTE OF TIME. 672 00:29:53,247 --> 00:29:54,914 - I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A PLAY. 673 00:29:58,086 --> 00:30:00,753 - WELL, KIDS, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE PART OF THE SHOW 674 00:30:00,821 --> 00:30:03,990 WHERE SPONGEBOB AND I WERE GONNA WATCH OLD OUTTAKES 675 00:30:04,058 --> 00:30:06,658 AND REJECTED SCENES AND TALK ABOUT 'EM. 676 00:30:06,727 --> 00:30:09,228 [crying] BUT HE NEVER SHOWED UP. 677 00:30:09,297 --> 00:30:10,529 [sobs] 678 00:30:10,598 --> 00:30:14,032 AND NOW I'M STUCK IN THE BELLY OF A WHALE. 679 00:30:14,101 --> 00:30:17,403 OH, WELL, WE ALREADY PAID FOR THE AIRTIME, 680 00:30:17,472 --> 00:30:20,974 SO HERE THEY ARRR. 681 00:30:26,181 --> 00:30:27,679 HELLO, CHILDREN. 682 00:30:27,748 --> 00:30:29,982 YOU KNOW, LIKE ANY GREAT WORK OF ART, 683 00:30:30,051 --> 00:30:32,818 SPONGEBOB DIDN'T JUST APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE. 684 00:30:32,887 --> 00:30:35,888 HE STARTED OUT AS A THOUGHT. 685 00:30:35,957 --> 00:30:39,759 THEN HE EVOLVED INTO A PRIMITIVE RENDERING. 686 00:30:39,828 --> 00:30:42,160 AND ALONG THE WAY TO BECOMING THE SPONGE 687 00:30:42,229 --> 00:30:43,829 THAT WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE, 688 00:30:43,898 --> 00:30:46,165 HE WENT THROUGH MANY DIFFERENT CHANGES 689 00:30:46,233 --> 00:30:48,034 AND PHASES 690 00:30:48,103 --> 00:30:50,236 AND PHANGES. 691 00:30:50,304 --> 00:30:52,905 AND CHANGE CAN BE VERY PAINFUL. 692 00:30:52,974 --> 00:30:55,074 FOR INSTANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT SPONGEBOB 693 00:30:55,142 --> 00:30:57,709 WAS NOT THE FIRST CHOICE TO STAR IN THE SHOW? 694 00:30:57,778 --> 00:30:59,812 [gasps] HARD TO BELIEVE, I KNOW. 695 00:30:59,881 --> 00:31:01,647 WATCH THESE OPENING THEMES, 696 00:31:01,716 --> 00:31:07,453 AND YOU'LL SEE WHY HE WAS EVENTUALLY PICKED. 697 00:31:07,521 --> 00:31:09,188 - ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 698 00:31:09,257 --> 00:31:11,056 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. 699 00:31:11,125 --> 00:31:12,458 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 700 00:31:12,527 --> 00:31:14,660 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. 701 00:31:14,729 --> 00:31:17,664 - ¶ OHH... ¶ 702 00:31:17,732 --> 00:31:19,598 ¶ WHO LIVES IN A MONUMENT UNDER THE SEA? ¶ 703 00:31:19,667 --> 00:31:21,701 all: ¶ SQUIDWARD TENTACLES ¶ 704 00:31:21,769 --> 00:31:23,602 - ¶ OBNOXIOUS, ABRASIVE, CONCEITED IS HE ¶ 705 00:31:23,671 --> 00:31:25,371 all: ¶ SQUIDWARD TENTACLES ¶ 706 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,739 - ¶ IF PRACTICAL COMMON SENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ¶ 707 00:31:27,808 --> 00:31:30,109 all: ¶ SQUIDWARD TENTACLES ¶ 708 00:31:30,178 --> 00:31:31,443 - NEXT! 709 00:31:31,512 --> 00:31:34,113 - ¶ OHH... ¶ 710 00:31:34,181 --> 00:31:36,415 ¶ WHO LIVES LIKE A BARNACLE UNDER THE SEA? ¶ 711 00:31:36,484 --> 00:31:38,884 - ¶ PATRICK SEASTAR ¶ 712 00:31:38,953 --> 00:31:41,120 - [giggles] 713 00:31:41,189 --> 00:31:43,155 OOH. AAH! OOH. 714 00:31:43,224 --> 00:31:45,090 [glass shattering] [laughs maniacally] 715 00:31:45,159 --> 00:31:46,659 - NOPE. 716 00:31:46,728 --> 00:31:49,595 - ¶ OHH... ¶ 717 00:31:49,663 --> 00:31:51,764 ¶ WHO LIVES IN AN ANCHOR UNDER THE SEA? ¶ 718 00:31:51,832 --> 00:31:53,665 all: ¶ EUGENE KRABS DOES ¶ - HEY. 719 00:31:53,734 --> 00:31:54,833 - ¶ CRUSTY AND RED AND GREEDY IS HE ¶ 720 00:31:54,902 --> 00:31:56,001 - COME BACK WITH ME MONEY. 721 00:31:56,070 --> 00:31:57,769 all: ¶ EUGENE KRABS DOES ¶ 722 00:31:57,838 --> 00:31:59,539 - ¶ IF STINGY AND GREEDY IS SOMETHING YOU WISH ¶ 723 00:31:59,607 --> 00:32:02,508 all: ¶ EUGENE KRABS DOES ¶ - GIVE ME. GIVE ME. GIVE ME. 724 00:32:02,577 --> 00:32:03,509 - UGH. 725 00:32:03,577 --> 00:32:04,843 PRETTY CRUDDY, HUH, KIDS? 726 00:32:04,912 --> 00:32:07,212 HERE'S A REALLY OLD CLIP OF SPONGEBOB. 727 00:32:07,281 --> 00:32:11,984 BACK THEN, CARTOONS WERE CALLED "FLICKERING FUNNIES." 728 00:32:12,053 --> 00:32:14,653 [snoring] 729 00:32:14,722 --> 00:32:16,689 all: TIME TO GO TO WORK. 730 00:32:16,758 --> 00:32:20,726 - ¶ I'M READY, I'M READY TO GO TO WORK ¶ 731 00:32:20,795 --> 00:32:22,161 all: ¶ HE'S READY ¶ - ¶ READY ¶ 732 00:32:22,230 --> 00:32:23,462 all: ¶ HE'S READY ¶ - ¶ YEAH ¶ 733 00:32:23,531 --> 00:32:25,064 all: ¶ TO GO TO WORK ¶ 734 00:32:25,132 --> 00:32:28,567 ¶ ¶ 735 00:32:28,636 --> 00:32:32,804 [ratcheting] 736 00:32:32,873 --> 00:32:35,507 [whistling and clanging] 737 00:32:35,576 --> 00:32:40,379 [boinging and clanging] 738 00:32:40,447 --> 00:32:44,050 - HELLO, KRUSTY KRAB. 739 00:32:44,118 --> 00:32:45,852 [whistles] 740 00:32:59,433 --> 00:33:03,502 ¶ I'M READY, I'M READY TO GO TO WORK ¶ 741 00:33:03,570 --> 00:33:08,307 all: ¶ HE'S READY, HE'S READY TO GO TO WORK ¶ 742 00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:14,880 ¶ ¶ 743 00:33:14,949 --> 00:33:16,348 bonk! 744 00:33:16,417 --> 00:33:20,719 - ¶ I'M READY, I'M READY TO GO TO WORK ¶ 745 00:33:20,788 --> 00:33:22,187 all: ¶ HE'S READY ¶ - ¶ I'M READY ¶ 746 00:33:22,256 --> 00:33:23,489 all: ¶ HE'S READY ¶ - ¶ READY ¶ 747 00:33:23,558 --> 00:33:25,157 all: ¶ TO GO TO WORK ¶ 748 00:33:25,226 --> 00:33:26,191 [film hissing] 749 00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:28,661 - WHOA, HEY, KIDS, 750 00:33:28,729 --> 00:33:31,163 JUST HAVING SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. 751 00:33:31,232 --> 00:33:33,599 HEH-HEH-HEH. 752 00:33:33,668 --> 00:33:34,933 WHOA! 753 00:33:35,002 --> 00:33:35,768 HEY! 754 00:33:35,836 --> 00:33:37,769 OH--OH, DON'T SNEEZE. 755 00:33:37,838 --> 00:33:39,138 DON'T SNEEZE. 756 00:33:39,207 --> 00:33:43,108 - AHH--AHH--ACHOO. 757 00:33:43,177 --> 00:33:46,779 - [screaming] 758 00:33:50,551 --> 00:33:55,420 [crashing] 759 00:33:55,489 --> 00:33:57,623 OH. OOH. 760 00:33:57,692 --> 00:33:59,758 [gasping] 761 00:33:59,827 --> 00:34:01,760 [birds tweeting] 762 00:34:01,829 --> 00:34:03,529 [gasps] THERE IT IS. 763 00:34:03,598 --> 00:34:05,130 SPONGEBOB'S HOUSE. 764 00:34:05,199 --> 00:34:08,600 OH, I FINALLY GET TO MEET ME HERO. 765 00:34:08,669 --> 00:34:10,435 [metallic tapping] 766 00:34:10,504 --> 00:34:11,470 - WELL, HELLO. 767 00:34:11,539 --> 00:34:17,076 - [mumbles incoherently] 768 00:34:17,145 --> 00:34:18,110 bonk! 769 00:34:18,178 --> 00:34:20,212 - ARE YOU OKAY? 770 00:34:20,281 --> 00:34:21,947 MISTER? 771 00:34:22,016 --> 00:34:24,149 - MISTER, ARE YOU OKAY? 772 00:34:24,218 --> 00:34:26,385 - SPONGEBOB? 773 00:34:26,454 --> 00:34:29,488 - NAH, IT'S JUST ME, THE GUY ON THE PENNY. 774 00:34:29,557 --> 00:34:32,024 - I'M NEVER GONNA SEE SPONGEBOB. 775 00:34:32,092 --> 00:34:34,393 - [laughs] 776 00:34:34,462 --> 00:34:38,297 - SPONGEBOB. 777 00:34:38,366 --> 00:34:40,432 [all chanting] WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 778 00:34:40,501 --> 00:34:42,267 WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES. 779 00:34:42,336 --> 00:34:43,936 - AND WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO CELEBRATE 780 00:34:44,005 --> 00:34:47,039 THE KRUSTY KRAB'S ELEVENTY-SEVENTH ANNIVERSARY. 781 00:34:47,108 --> 00:34:50,175 WE MISSED WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST PARTY EVER. 782 00:34:50,244 --> 00:34:51,076 - HMPH. 783 00:34:51,145 --> 00:34:52,578 YOU GUYS READY TO GIVE UP? 784 00:34:52,647 --> 00:34:53,646 - YES. 785 00:34:53,715 --> 00:34:55,313 - YES. 786 00:34:55,382 --> 00:35:00,218 - AND I'LL JUST WRITE MYSELF DOWN HERE FOR GIVING UP TOO. 787 00:35:00,287 --> 00:35:01,386 UH, SPONGEBOB? 788 00:35:01,455 --> 00:35:02,821 - NO, PATRICK. I DON'T WANT TO GIVE UP. 789 00:35:02,890 --> 00:35:04,456 - OOH, I KNOW. 790 00:35:04,525 --> 00:35:08,660 LET'S JUST SAY OUR TEARFUL FAREWELLS AND SOLEMN LAST WORDS. 791 00:35:08,729 --> 00:35:11,564 - I DIDN'T MAKE ANY MONEY. 792 00:35:11,633 --> 00:35:13,332 [sobbing] 793 00:35:13,401 --> 00:35:16,168 - I NEVER MADE ANYONE SICK WITH ENVY. 794 00:35:16,237 --> 00:35:17,436 [sobbing] 795 00:35:17,504 --> 00:35:21,106 - I DIDN'T GET TO SLEEP IN THIS MORNING. 796 00:35:21,175 --> 00:35:22,507 [sobbing] 797 00:35:22,576 --> 00:35:24,443 - GUYS, WE CAN'T GIVE UP NOW. 798 00:35:24,511 --> 00:35:26,211 WE GOT INTO THIS MESS TOGETHER, 799 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,847 AND WE'LL GET OUT OF IT THE SAME WAY. 800 00:35:27,915 --> 00:35:28,948 - THROUGH THE FREEZER? 801 00:35:29,016 --> 00:35:31,983 - NO, BY USING OUR HEADS. 802 00:35:32,052 --> 00:35:34,520 - TO CONCOCT AN ELABORATE ESCAPE PLAN? 803 00:35:34,588 --> 00:35:38,157 - [gasps] NO, AS A BATTERING RAM. 804 00:35:38,226 --> 00:35:40,192 [metal crashing] 805 00:35:48,135 --> 00:35:48,934 HUP. 806 00:35:49,002 --> 00:35:52,838 [panting frantically] 807 00:35:52,906 --> 00:35:54,206 - OWIE. - OW. 808 00:35:54,275 --> 00:35:55,841 - OW. 809 00:35:55,909 --> 00:35:57,076 - OWIE. - OW. 810 00:35:57,145 --> 00:35:59,345 - OW. 811 00:35:59,413 --> 00:36:00,412 - OWIE. - OW. 812 00:36:00,481 --> 00:36:01,446 - OW. 813 00:36:01,515 --> 00:36:02,448 - OKAY. 814 00:36:02,517 --> 00:36:03,782 THIS IS THE ONE. 815 00:36:03,851 --> 00:36:05,618 FEEL VERY GOOD ABOUT THIS. 816 00:36:05,687 --> 00:36:06,719 OKAY. 817 00:36:06,788 --> 00:36:08,587 READY? 818 00:36:08,656 --> 00:36:13,025 crash! 819 00:36:13,094 --> 00:36:15,594 - OH, BOY. WE MADE IT OUT. 820 00:36:15,663 --> 00:36:16,662 WHOO-HOO! 821 00:36:16,731 --> 00:36:17,729 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY. 822 00:36:17,798 --> 00:36:19,264 COME ON IN, FOLKS. 823 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:23,135 NO NEED TO SHOVE, PLENTY OF ROOM FOR ALL YOUR MONEY. 824 00:36:23,204 --> 00:36:24,737 I, UH--AHH! 825 00:36:24,806 --> 00:36:26,572 WHERE ARE ALL ME CUSTOMERS? 826 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,673 THEY LEFT? 827 00:36:27,741 --> 00:36:29,642 WITH ALL THEIR MONEY? 828 00:36:29,711 --> 00:36:31,710 [sobs] 829 00:36:31,779 --> 00:36:34,813 - WE WENT THROUGH ALL OF THAT FOR NOTHING? 830 00:36:34,882 --> 00:36:36,848 - OH, IT WASN'T FOR NOTHING, SQUIDWARD. 831 00:36:36,917 --> 00:36:39,885 I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY WITH MY BEST FRIENDS: 832 00:36:39,953 --> 00:36:42,388 YOU, SQUIDWARD, AND YOU, PATRICK. 833 00:36:42,457 --> 00:36:43,989 - WHAT NOW? 834 00:36:44,057 --> 00:36:46,726 - AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE MAN WHO MADE IT ALL POSSIBLE, 835 00:36:46,794 --> 00:36:48,027 MR. KRABS. 836 00:36:48,095 --> 00:36:49,628 WHAT COULD BE BETTER? 837 00:36:49,696 --> 00:36:51,597 - [crying] 838 00:36:51,666 --> 00:36:53,232 MONEY. 839 00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:54,566 - ¶ OHHH ¶ 840 00:36:54,635 --> 00:36:57,236 - OH, NO, HE'S NOT GONNA SING. 841 00:36:57,304 --> 00:37:02,008 - ¶ OH, KRUSTY KRAB, OH, KRUSTY KRAB ¶ 842 00:37:02,076 --> 00:37:06,312 ¶ OH, HOW I LOVE YOU, KRUSTY KRAB ¶ 843 00:37:06,380 --> 00:37:10,883 ¶ YOUR KRABBY PATTIES FROM THE GRILL ¶ 844 00:37:10,951 --> 00:37:14,987 ¶ THE SMELL OF GREASE GIVES ME A THRILL ¶ 845 00:37:15,056 --> 00:37:19,859 ¶ OH, KRUSTY KRAB, OH, KRUSTY KRAB ¶ 846 00:37:19,927 --> 00:37:24,196 ¶ OH, HOW I LOVE YOU, KRUSTY KRAB ¶ 847 00:37:24,264 --> 00:37:28,400 ¶ WITH PRICES HIGH AND PORTIONS SMALL ¶ 848 00:37:28,468 --> 00:37:32,404 ¶ THERE'S STAINS OF MUSTARD ON THE WALL ¶ 849 00:37:32,473 --> 00:37:37,309 ¶ OH, KRUSTY KRAB, OH, KRUSTY KRAB ¶ 850 00:37:37,377 --> 00:37:42,681 ¶ OH, HOW I LOVE YOU, KRUSTY KRAB ¶ 851 00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:45,651 [chorus humming melody] 852 00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:51,323 ¶ ¶ 853 00:37:51,392 --> 00:37:55,461 ¶ OH, KRUSTY KRAB, OH, KRUSTY KRAB ¶ 854 00:37:55,529 --> 00:37:59,798 ¶ OH, HOW I LOVE YA, KRUSTY KRAB ¶ 855 00:37:59,867 --> 00:38:03,836 ¶ OH, KRUSTY KRAB, OH, KRUSTY KRAB ¶ 856 00:38:03,904 --> 00:38:07,906 ¶ OH, HOW I LOVE YOU, KRUSTY KRAB ¶ 857 00:38:07,975 --> 00:38:12,344 [humming] 858 00:38:12,412 --> 00:38:15,547 ¶ OH-WA-WA-WA-WA WA-WA-WA ¶ 859 00:38:15,616 --> 00:38:16,782 - [sobbing] 860 00:38:16,851 --> 00:38:19,652 - MR. KRABS, LOOK. 861 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,386 - ME CUSTOMERS? 862 00:38:21,455 --> 00:38:23,389 THEY'RE COMING BACK? 863 00:38:23,457 --> 00:38:27,826 SPONGEBOB'S DOPEY LITTLE SONG IS BRINGING THEM BACK. 864 00:38:27,895 --> 00:38:29,928 [laughs] 865 00:38:29,997 --> 00:38:32,998 [all humming] 866 00:38:33,066 --> 00:38:37,703 ¶ ¶ 867 00:38:37,772 --> 00:38:39,237 - OH, KRUSTY KRAB, 868 00:38:39,306 --> 00:38:41,706 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME. 869 00:38:41,775 --> 00:38:43,509 WHEN I'M TIRED AND HUNGRY, 870 00:38:43,578 --> 00:38:46,344 I JUST REACH OUT MY HAND, AND THERE YOU ARE 871 00:38:46,413 --> 00:38:49,614 WITH A KRABBY PATTY THAT'S, OH, SO HOT AND JUICY. 872 00:38:49,683 --> 00:38:51,317 ARE YOU WITH ME, PEOPLE? 873 00:38:51,385 --> 00:38:53,118 all: YEAH! 874 00:38:53,186 --> 00:38:55,354 - I SAID ARE YOU WITH ME, PEOPLE? 875 00:38:55,422 --> 00:38:57,356 all: YEAH! 876 00:38:57,424 --> 00:39:02,828 - IN THAT CASE, LET'S GET SOME KRABBY PATTIES! 877 00:39:02,896 --> 00:39:04,963 - THERE'S NO ONE HERE. 878 00:39:05,031 --> 00:39:08,466 THE KRUSTY KRAB IS EMPTY. 879 00:39:08,535 --> 00:39:10,936 [giggles breathlessly] I'VE WON. 880 00:39:11,005 --> 00:39:14,005 THE KRABBY FORMULA IS MINE! 881 00:39:14,074 --> 00:39:18,276 IT TOOK ELEVENTY-SEVEN YEARS, BUT I GOT IT. 882 00:39:18,345 --> 00:39:19,344 OH, NO. 883 00:39:19,413 --> 00:39:20,779 [all cheering] 884 00:39:20,848 --> 00:39:22,381 NO. 885 00:39:22,450 --> 00:39:23,615 AAH! OOF. 886 00:39:23,684 --> 00:39:25,350 OUCH! OUCH! 887 00:39:25,419 --> 00:39:27,920 AAAAAYYY! 888 00:39:27,989 --> 00:39:29,421 OUCH! 889 00:39:29,490 --> 00:39:31,356 OUCH! OUCH! 890 00:39:31,425 --> 00:39:33,258 OW! OH, NUTS. 891 00:39:33,327 --> 00:39:37,496 - DID SOMEBODY ORDER A KRABBY--WHOA! 892 00:39:37,565 --> 00:39:41,867 WHOAAAAA! 893 00:39:41,935 --> 00:39:43,001 WHOA, LOOK OUT. 894 00:39:43,070 --> 00:39:44,469 WHOA! 895 00:39:44,538 --> 00:39:47,138 WHOA, COMIN' THROUGH. WHOA! 896 00:39:47,207 --> 00:39:48,707 WH-WH-WH-WH-WHOA! 897 00:39:48,776 --> 00:39:51,443 [all cheering] 898 00:39:51,512 --> 00:39:52,811 - [sighs] 899 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,646 'TIS A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT. 900 00:39:54,715 --> 00:39:57,349 IT WARMS ME HEART. 901 00:39:57,418 --> 00:39:58,250 [gasps] 902 00:39:58,319 --> 00:39:59,918 ME KRABBY PATTY RECIPE. 903 00:39:59,986 --> 00:40:01,753 WHAT'S IT DOING OUT HERE? 904 00:40:01,822 --> 00:40:03,054 WHOA-HO! 905 00:40:03,123 --> 00:40:04,956 SHOULD'VE KNOWN: PLANKTON. 906 00:40:05,025 --> 00:40:09,928 - HEY, KRABS, HAPPY ELEVENTY-SEVENTH? 907 00:40:09,996 --> 00:40:12,864 - IT'S LAUNCHING TIME. 908 00:40:12,933 --> 00:40:14,466 - PLEASE, KRABS. 909 00:40:14,534 --> 00:40:16,734 NO! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 910 00:40:16,803 --> 00:40:19,805 NO MORE LAUNCHING, PLEASE. 911 00:40:19,874 --> 00:40:21,540 - OH, ALL RIGHT. 912 00:40:21,609 --> 00:40:26,278 SINCE I'M IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD, I'LL GO EASY ON YOU THIS TIME. 913 00:40:26,347 --> 00:40:29,481 - AAH! 914 00:40:34,955 --> 00:40:36,221 - THERE. 915 00:40:36,289 --> 00:40:38,823 HAPPY LANDINGS, PLANKTON. 916 00:40:38,892 --> 00:40:41,160 - YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T SO BAD. 917 00:40:41,228 --> 00:40:44,496 EVERYONE LOOKS LIKE LITTLE ANTS FROM UP HERE. 918 00:40:44,565 --> 00:40:49,234 [laughing evilly] 919 00:40:49,303 --> 00:40:50,769 WAIT. HELP. 920 00:40:50,837 --> 00:40:54,773 - STAY AWAY FROM THE HIGH-TENSION WIRES. 921 00:40:54,842 --> 00:40:58,110 ALLOW ME TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR A VALUED CUSTOMER. 922 00:40:58,178 --> 00:40:59,344 - GEE, THANKS, MISTER. 923 00:40:59,413 --> 00:41:01,313 TODAY MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY. 924 00:41:01,382 --> 00:41:04,049 I FOUND A WALLET WITH 50 BUCKS IN IT. 925 00:41:04,118 --> 00:41:07,619 - WOW, THAT'S SOME COINCIDENCE, 'CAUSE I LOST ONE EARLIER TODAY 926 00:41:07,688 --> 00:41:08,953 WITH 50 BU--AAAH! 927 00:41:09,022 --> 00:41:11,122 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 928 00:41:11,191 --> 00:41:14,560 COME BACK WITH ME WALLET, YA THIEVING BILGE RAT. 929 00:41:18,699 --> 00:41:23,135 - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, KRUSTY KRAB. 930 00:41:23,203 --> 00:41:27,373 [laughing] 931 00:41:40,227 --> 00:41:43,595 - ¶ BEAUTIFUL DREAMER ¶ 932 00:41:43,664 --> 00:41:47,199 ¶ OUT ON THE SEA ¶ 933 00:41:47,268 --> 00:41:49,968 ¶ MERMAIDS ARE CHANTING ¶ 934 00:41:50,037 --> 00:41:54,840 ¶ THE WILD LORELIE ¶ 935 00:41:54,909 --> 00:41:57,842 ¶ OVER THE STREAMLET ¶ 936 00:41:57,911 --> 00:42:01,447 ¶ VAPORS ARE BORN ¶ 937 00:42:01,515 --> 00:42:07,486 ¶ WAITING TO FADE AT THE BRIGHT COMING MORN ¶ 938 00:42:09,357 --> 00:42:12,324 [humming] 939 00:42:12,392 --> 00:42:16,328 ¶ ¶ 940 00:42:16,396 --> 00:42:18,964 ¶ LA DA DEE, LA DA DUM ¶ 941 00:42:19,032 --> 00:42:23,601 ¶ LA DA DEE, LA DA DEE ¶ 942 00:42:23,670 --> 00:42:24,737 TEMPO! TEMPO! 943 00:42:24,805 --> 00:42:30,275 ¶ ¶ 61176

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