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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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♪ OHH...
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
READY?
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB
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SQUAREPANTS!
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[laughing]
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♪
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[waves crashing]
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[mellow island music]
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♪
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OKAY, KAREN,
WHICH ONE'S BETTER?
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IF I HAD EYES,
I'D BE ROLLING THEM RIGHT NOW.
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THANKS FOR THE HELP.
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YOU KNOW,
DETAILS LIKE THIS
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CAN BE VERY IMPORTANT
TO THE CUSTOMERS.
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CUSTOMERS?
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WHAT CUSTOMERS?
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WELL, UH...
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LIKE THOSE CUSTOMERS
WHO JUST PULLED UP.
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HELLO, GENTLEMEN,
AND WELCOME TO THE CHUM BUCKET.
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WOULD YOU LIKE SEATING
INSIDE OR OUTSIDE?
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SEATING FOR WHAT?
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FOR THE CHUM BUCKET!
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WHERE YOU CAN ENJOY
A NICE HELPING OF CHUM.
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OH, BOY, THIS IS SO--
NUM, NUM, MM-HMM.
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MMM, GOOD,
THE CHUM IS.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
EATING CHUM?
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DO PEOPLE DO THAT?
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LOOK,
ARE YOU GONNA EAT OR NOT?
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YEAH, I'M GONNA HAVE
TWO KRABBY PATTIES.
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OH, YEAH, TWO.
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WE COULDN'T FIND PARKING
OVER THERE AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.
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[whistle shrieks]
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boom!
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[water hisses]
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[slurping]
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AH!
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NOW, WHAT WAS I SAYING?
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OH, RIGHT...
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[groans and growls]
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I'M TIRED OF THE KRUSTY KRAB
TAKING ALL OF MY BUSINESS.
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WE'RE DOOMED, KAREN.
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DOOMED, I TELL YOU.
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[sobbing]
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WELL, WHY DON'T YOU DO WHAT
ALL GOOD BUSINESS OWNERS DO?
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WHAT WOULD THAT BE?
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ADVERTISE YOUR PRODUCT,
OF COURSE.
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ADVERTISING?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TOOK ME
THIS LONG TO COME UP WITH THIS.
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[sighs]
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LET'S SEE...
"Q," NO.
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"P," NO.
AH, HERE IT IS, "L."
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THERE, IT'S PERFECT.
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"CHUM IS METABOLIC FUEL!"
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YOU REALLY DID IT THIS TIME,
OLD PLANKY.
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OH, YEAH.
WHO'S A GENIUS?
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♪ HAVE YOU SEEN THIS,
SEEN THIS, SEEN THIS ♪
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♪ SEEN MY GENIUS,
GENIUS, GENIUS ♪
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CHUM IS...
[slurps]
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MEH...
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HELLO, SIR,
AND WELCOME TO THE CHUM BUCKET.
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UH, SIR?
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MET-AH--UH...
TA-TUB--UH...
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BOL--ICK!
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FORGET ABOUT
WHAT THAT WORD MEANS!
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THERE'S A FIRE BREAKING OUT
IN THE LANGUAGE LOBES.
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WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!
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THE DOOR IS JAMMED!
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PUSH HARDER!
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[all coughing]
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MM--META-BU.
BU-BU-BOO.
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UH, SIR?
YOUR HEAD, IT'S ON FIRE.
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THE DRINK!
USE THE DRINK!
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IT'S KELP JUICE.
YOU WANT SOME?
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HEY!
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WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU?
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FRIEND?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.
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GO AHEAD.
SAY YOU'RE SORRY.
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UH, I'M SORRY.
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OKAY, I FORGIVE YOU,
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AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.
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OKAY, SO CAN I TELL YOU
SOMETHING HONESTLY?
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WHATEVER.
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IT'S ABOUT YOUR SIGN.
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THESE WORDS
MAKE MY HEAD SAD.
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I DON'T GET IT.
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IT'S OKAY, LITTLE FELLA.
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I DON'T EITHER.
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OKAY, FREAK SHOW.
YOU JUST WAIT.
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IN A FEW MINUTES,
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THIS SIGN WILL HAVE ATTRACTED
MORE CUSTOMERS
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THAN YOU CAN COUNT.
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A FEW MINUTES LATER...
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UH, WHAT'S THAT NUMBER
BEFORE ONE?
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ZERO.
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OH, RIGHT, CONGRATULATIONS!
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YOU HAVE ZERO CUSTOMERS.
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OKAY, SO MAYBE
IT'LL TAKE A LITTLE LONGER
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THAN A FEW MINUTES.
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A LITTLE LONGER
THAN A FEW MINUTES LATER...
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WAIT.
WHAT ARE WE DOING AGAIN?
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smack!
[groans]
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THERE WE GO.
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"CHUM IS FUM!"
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WHAT THE...
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THIS SAYS,
"CHUM IS FUM."
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YOU CHANGED MY SIGN
TO "CHUM IS FUM"?
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THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING
I'VE EVER HEARD.
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THEY SEEM TO THINK
IT'S INTERESTING.
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[all murmuring excitedly]
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APPARENTLY,
DUMB SELLS CHUM.
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AND I BELIEVE I JUST FOUND
OUR ADVERTISING DIRECTOR.
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[shrieks]
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ONLY TWO CUSTOMERS?
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CUSTOMERS ARE LOOKING
KIND OF SCARCE.
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MUST BE LOW TIDE OR SOMETHING,
EH, SQUIDWARD?
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THEY'VE ALL GONE
TO THE CHUM BUCKET.
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THE CHUM BUCKET?
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CHUM IS FUM?
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SPONGEBOB!
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YES, SIR.
[yells]
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SPONGEBOB,
WE HAVE A SITUATION.
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I'M ON IT.
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[siren blares]
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buzz!
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FIVE.
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FOUR.
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THREE.
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TWO.
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ONE.
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SPONGEBOB, I'M AFRAID OUR
WORST FEARS HAVE BEEN REALIZED.
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[gasps]
GOOFY GOOBER IS GOING NONDAIRY?
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NO.
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OH-HOO, SLIDE SHOW.
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A FEW HOURS AGO,
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THE CHUM BUCKET WAS,
AS IT SHOULD BE,
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A DESOLATE NO-MAN'S-LAND.
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THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
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HE COULD HAVE TURNED THINGS
AROUND SO QUICKLY.
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PLANKTON MUST HAVE SLIPPED
INTO THE KRUSTY KRAB
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WHILE YOU WEREN'T LOOKING.
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HEY, THAT'S MY LEGS!
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HE STOLE THE FORMULA!
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[screams]
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I THOUGHT YOU'D SAY THAT.
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SO WE NEED TO INFILTRATE
THE CHUM BUCKET
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AND STEAL THE FORMULA BACK.
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AH!
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SPONGEBOB,
HOW YOU HOLDING UP, BOY?
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NOT SO GOOD,
MR. KRABS.
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HOLD ON, NOW.
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
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TWO HOURS LATER...
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NEXT!
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WE MADE IT,
SPONGEBOB.
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WE'RE IN!
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WHOOPEE.
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ALL I KNOW IS,
CHUM IS FUM.
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YOU SAID IT.
CHUM IS FUM.
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KEEP AN EYE PEELED
FOR ANYTHING SUSPICIEROUS.
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LIKE THAT DOOR?
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MM, BINGO!
WHOA.
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COME ON.
GIDDYAP, BOY.
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WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
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EXCUSE ME.
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WOULD YOU LIKE
A FREE SAMPLE?
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NO, UH...
[coughs]
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[high-pitched voice]
I'M FULL, THANKS.
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NO?
HOW ABOUT YOUR LITTLE FRIEND?
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HI, SPONGEBOB.
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HI, I DON'T WANT
A FREE SAMPLE EI--
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SURE, YOU DO.
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LOOK OUT.
SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
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[explosion]
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[spluttering]
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WELL, PLANKTON OBVIOUSLY
DIDN'T STEAL ME FORMULA.
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SO HOW DID HE STEAL
ALL ME CUSTOMERS?
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THIS CHUM TASTES AWFUL.
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YEAH, BUT THE SLOGAN
IS SO CATCHY
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THAT WE CAN'T STOP EATING IT.
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[together]
CHUM IS FUM!
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[gagging and retching]
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[laughs]
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CHUM IS FUM!
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COME ON, SPONGEBOB.
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I'M GONNA SEE HOW
OUR ADVERTISING GURU IS DOING.
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WHAT BRILLIANT SLOGANS HAVE YOU
COME UP WITH THIS WEEK, PATRICK?
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[snoring]
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MM, HUH?
GAH!
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE COMING UP
WITH WITTY CATCHPHRASES
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TO KEEP
THAT RABBLE OUT THERE HAPPY.
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CHUM IS FUM.
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WE'VE KIND OF GOT THAT ONE
ALREADY.
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OH, I LIKE THAT ONE!
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[groans]
OH, WELL.
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IF IT AIN'T BROKE,
DON'T FIX IT.
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KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
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I GUESS.
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YOU GOT IT, BOSS!
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HEY, EVERYONE.
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CHUM IS FUM!
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[all cheering]
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HEY, KAREN,
CHECK THIS OUT.
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WHAT NOW?
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YOU SEE,
EVERY TIME I MAKE A SALE,
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THE SOUND GOES THERE.
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WATCH.
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[shrill ding]
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[sobbing]
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HOW IS THAT GONNA HELP
TO BOOST SALES?
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KAREN, BABE,
YOU DON'T NEED HELP
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WHEN YOU GOT A CATCHY SLOGAN
LIKE MINE.
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DON'T LOOK NOW,
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BUT I THINK YOUR CATCHY SLOGAN'S
DAYS ARE NUMBERED.
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[gags]
OH, SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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I KEEP SAYING CHUM IS FUM,
BUT IT'S--
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IT'S JUST NOT WORKING.
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I'M OUT OF HERE.
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HMM.
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[snoring]
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PATRICK!
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HUH?
WHAT?
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WE'RE HAVING A BOARD MEETING
HERE.
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WE NEED IDEAS.
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HMM.
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HMM.
UH-HUH.
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I THINK I SEE THE PROBLEM.
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YOUR POTTY
HAS A SHOCKY THING IN IT.
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NO, THAT'S NOT IT,
YOU FOOL!
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WE NEED A NEW SLOGAN.
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YOU NEED TO COME UP
WITH ANOTHER GENIUS CATCHPHRASE
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LIKE CHUM IS FUM!
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BUT DIFFERENT.
247
00:09:31,310 --> 00:09:33,034
OH, GOT YA.
248
00:09:33,068 --> 00:09:34,310
HMM.
249
00:09:34,344 --> 00:09:36,310
THREE DAYS LATER...
250
00:09:41,275 --> 00:09:44,379
I'M SO HAPPY THAT THEY
CHANGED THAT OLD, TIRED SLOGAN,
251
00:09:44,413 --> 00:09:46,034
CHUM IS FUM.
252
00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:49,344
YEAH, THAT NEW SLOGAN,
"FUM IS CHUM," IS WAY COOLER.
253
00:09:49,379 --> 00:09:51,034
WAY COOLER.
254
00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:52,586
[both slurping]
255
00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:54,758
[both gagging and retching]
256
00:09:57,034 --> 00:09:59,413
HERE'S YOUR
CHUM BUCKET SUPREME.
257
00:09:59,448 --> 00:10:01,137
ENJOY!
258
00:10:01,172 --> 00:10:02,137
PATRICK, MY BOY,
259
00:10:02,172 --> 00:10:04,241
YOU REALLY EARNED
THAT PROMOTION.
260
00:10:04,275 --> 00:10:05,379
THANKS, BOSS.
261
00:10:05,413 --> 00:10:08,310
NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW!
262
00:10:08,344 --> 00:10:11,620
[upbeat music]
263
00:10:11,655 --> 00:10:13,068
ding!
264
00:10:13,103 --> 00:10:15,275
[bawling]
265
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:21,275
♪
266
00:10:21,310 --> 00:10:22,344
[tires screech]
267
00:10:22,379 --> 00:10:25,758
[exuberant chatter]
268
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,310
YOU FELLOWS LOOK HUNGRY.
269
00:10:27,344 --> 00:10:29,172
HERE YOU GO.
270
00:10:29,206 --> 00:10:30,413
[whistle blows]
271
00:10:31,310 --> 00:10:33,344
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
272
00:10:33,379 --> 00:10:35,931
MY RESIGNATION.
273
00:10:35,965 --> 00:10:38,793
BUT YOU'RE MY WHOLE
MARKETING DEPARTMENT.
274
00:10:38,827 --> 00:10:41,172
I KNOW,
BUT I'M BURNED OUT.
275
00:10:41,206 --> 00:10:43,068
SEE?
276
00:10:43,103 --> 00:10:46,275
ANYWAY, YOU CAN SEND MY CHECK
TO MY HOME.
277
00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:47,965
CHECK?
278
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,034
YOU WANT MONEY
FOR THOSE STUPID CATCHPHRASES?
279
00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:54,206
ANYBODY CAN SELL
TO MY IDIOT CUSTOMERS.
280
00:10:54,241 --> 00:10:55,896
THEY'RE BUFFOONS!
281
00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:57,034
MORONS!
282
00:10:57,068 --> 00:10:58,965
THEY'LL BUY ANYTHING
I SELL THEM.
283
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,862
THEY'RE THE DUMBEST OF THE DUMB.
284
00:11:01,896 --> 00:11:05,103
THE STUPIDEST OF THE STUPID.
285
00:11:05,137 --> 00:11:08,241
THEY'RE DUMMIES, DWEEBS,
AND DOO-DOO DUNDERHEADS.
286
00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:11,172
I CAN KEEP THAT RABBLE
RIGHT WHERE I WANT THEM.
287
00:11:11,206 --> 00:11:12,482
HUH?
288
00:11:12,517 --> 00:11:15,655
WHAT WAS THAT PART
ABOUT DOO-DOO DUNDERHEADS, EH?
289
00:11:15,689 --> 00:11:17,275
UH-OH.
290
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:18,379
[screams]
291
00:11:18,413 --> 00:11:22,758
[yelling and crashing]
292
00:11:22,793 --> 00:11:27,068
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING, LITTLE MAN?
293
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:30,000
IS IT TOO LATE
FOR SORRY?
294
00:11:30,034 --> 00:11:31,241
OH!
295
00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:32,413
[guffaws]
296
00:11:32,448 --> 00:11:35,379
HEY, CHECK OUT THAT NEW SIGN
AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.
297
00:11:35,413 --> 00:11:36,689
WHO'S HUNGRY, EH?
298
00:11:36,724 --> 00:11:41,620
[all yelling excitedly]
299
00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:43,689
WELL, MR. K,
WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS.
300
00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:46,620
YEP.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, BOYO!
301
00:11:46,655 --> 00:11:49,103
YOU GOT IT, BOSS.
302
00:11:53,068 --> 00:11:55,862
[upbeat island music]
303
00:11:55,896 --> 00:12:03,793
♪
304
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,000
[sighs]
305
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,793
PLANKTON, IS THAT YOU?
306
00:12:13,827 --> 00:12:15,620
WELCOME HOME, HONEY.
307
00:12:15,655 --> 00:12:18,034
[mumbles]
308
00:12:20,517 --> 00:12:22,482
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
309
00:12:22,517 --> 00:12:23,344
[coughs]
310
00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:24,482
[alarms blare]
311
00:12:24,517 --> 00:12:26,965
DEAR NEPTUNE, PLANKTON!
312
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,448
WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
313
00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:32,448
THE AROMA YOU SPEAK OF,
KAREN, MY COMPUTER WIFE,
314
00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:35,655
IS THE STENCH OF FAILURE.
315
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:38,758
FAILURE.
316
00:12:38,793 --> 00:12:42,931
AND NOW THE SMELL OF DEFEAT
SO DEEPLY PENETRATES MY SOUL
317
00:12:42,965 --> 00:12:47,655
THAT MY VERY SKIN IS PERMEATED
WITH ITS FOUL STENCH.
318
00:12:47,689 --> 00:12:49,413
[sighs]
319
00:12:49,448 --> 00:12:51,310
THANKS FOR ASKING.
320
00:12:51,344 --> 00:12:52,931
WELL, IT SMELLS HORRIBLE.
321
00:12:52,965 --> 00:12:55,965
YOU'RE NOT COMING IN HERE
SMELLING LIKE THAT.
322
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,896
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU--
323
00:12:58,931 --> 00:13:00,931
[shrieks]
324
00:13:00,965 --> 00:13:02,655
STOP THAT AT ONCE!
325
00:13:02,689 --> 00:13:05,034
YOU--
326
00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:08,482
[gasps]
I COMMAND YOU TO--
327
00:13:11,275 --> 00:13:13,931
OH, NO!
328
00:13:16,344 --> 00:13:18,034
[yells]
329
00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:27,310
THERE YOU GO.
330
00:13:27,344 --> 00:13:29,000
NOW DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER?
331
00:13:29,034 --> 00:13:30,965
ALTHOUGH I DO LOOK RAVISHING,
332
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,448
IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO MASK
THE UGLINESS I FEEL INSIDE.
333
00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:38,379
DID I MISS A SPOT?
334
00:13:38,413 --> 00:13:42,103
[growls]
335
00:13:42,137 --> 00:13:44,000
DON'T BLOW A GASKET, DEAR.
336
00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:47,965
TODAY'S A SPECIAL DAY.
337
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,310
SPECIAL DAY?
338
00:13:49,344 --> 00:13:53,172
YES, WE'RE CELEBRATING YOUR
BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT EVER.
339
00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:54,758
REALLY?
I ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING?
340
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:55,689
WHAT IS IT?
341
00:13:55,724 --> 00:13:57,827
IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO
WITH YOU
342
00:13:57,862 --> 00:13:59,413
ASKING A CERTAIN SOMEONE
343
00:13:59,448 --> 00:14:02,103
TO SPEND THE REST OF HER LIFE
WITH YOU.
344
00:14:02,137 --> 00:14:03,517
WHAT?
345
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,724
WE EACH WEAR RINGS
IN MEMORY OF THIS MOMENT.
346
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,551
ENOUGH WITH THE RIDDLES,
WOMAN.
347
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:12,206
JUST TELL ME WHAT THIS
PROUD MOMENT IN MY LIFE IS.
348
00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:13,724
OH, YOU SELFISH GREEN TWIT.
349
00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:15,206
IT'S OUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.
350
00:14:15,241 --> 00:14:16,241
OH, THAT.
351
00:14:16,275 --> 00:14:18,137
YIPPEE.
352
00:14:18,172 --> 00:14:19,482
[bawling]
353
00:14:19,517 --> 00:14:24,620
YOU FORGOT,
AND I GOT YOU THE PERFECT GIFT.
354
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:27,000
THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA?
355
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,068
MWAH! MWAH!
356
00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:30,586
HOW DID YOU GET IT?
357
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:34,965
FIRST
I WENT TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.
358
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,965
ONE KRABBY PATTY, PLEASE.
359
00:14:44,034 --> 00:14:45,896
THANK YOU.
360
00:14:45,931 --> 00:14:47,172
WHATEVER.
361
00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:49,172
MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!
362
00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:51,241
WHAT?
SORRY, I WASN'T LISTENING.
363
00:14:51,275 --> 00:14:52,862
WELL, YOU CAN TELL ME LATER.
364
00:14:52,896 --> 00:14:55,896
YOU'RE NOT GETTING THIS
UNTIL YOU GET ME A GIFT.
365
00:14:55,931 --> 00:14:56,896
[groans]
366
00:14:56,931 --> 00:14:59,137
FROM YOUR HEART.
367
00:14:59,172 --> 00:15:01,000
[sighs]
368
00:15:05,344 --> 00:15:06,655
AND THAT'S THE STORY
369
00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:09,068
OF HOW I GOT MY HEAD
STUCK IN THE FRY VAT.
370
00:15:09,103 --> 00:15:12,965
THAT STORY GETS BETTER
EVERY TIME YOU TELL IT, SPONGE--
371
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000
HOLD ON!
372
00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:15,344
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
373
00:15:15,379 --> 00:15:16,965
IT SOUNDS LIKE...
374
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,551
[moaning]
375
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:23,172
DESPAIR.
376
00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:25,241
THAT WAS PROBABLY ME.
377
00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:27,551
NO, NO, NOT BITTERNESS.
DESPAIR.
378
00:15:27,586 --> 00:15:30,379
AND IT'S COMING FROM OVER...
379
00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:33,241
THIS WAY.
380
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,517
PLANKTON.
381
00:15:36,551 --> 00:15:38,413
WHAT'S WRONG, PLANKTON?
382
00:15:38,448 --> 00:15:40,241
WHAT?
SPONGEBOB?
383
00:15:40,275 --> 00:15:41,896
UH, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG.
384
00:15:41,931 --> 00:15:42,896
DON'T WORRY.
385
00:15:42,931 --> 00:15:46,344
I'M FINE.
386
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,034
COME ON,
TELL YOUR UNCLE SPONGEBOB.
387
00:15:49,068 --> 00:15:50,172
OH, IT'S NOTHING.
388
00:15:50,206 --> 00:15:53,068
IT'S JUST THAT TODAY
IS MY WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.
389
00:15:53,103 --> 00:15:55,482
AW, WHAT PRESENT
DID YOU BUY YOUR WIFE, HUH?
390
00:15:55,517 --> 00:15:56,620
WHAT DID YOU BUY HER?
391
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:59,517
UM, I DIDN'T BUY KAREN
ANYTHING.
392
00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:00,586
[gasps]
393
00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:04,137
WE'VE GOT A LOVE EMERGENCY.
394
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,241
ATTENTION, EVERYONE.
395
00:16:05,275 --> 00:16:06,965
WE HAVE A LOVE EMERGENCY.
396
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,862
PLEASE STAND BACK.
LOVE EMERGENCY.
397
00:16:08,896 --> 00:16:10,758
THANK YOU.
LOVE EMERGENCY.
398
00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:12,655
PLANKTON,
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO.
399
00:16:12,689 --> 00:16:15,448
YOU NEED TO GIVE HER A PRESENT
FROM IN HERE.
400
00:16:15,482 --> 00:16:16,482
WHAT,
LIKE A KIDNEY?
401
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,793
NO, FROM THE HEART.
402
00:16:17,827 --> 00:16:19,862
THAT'S WHERE YOUR LOVE GROWS.
403
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:20,758
MY WHAT?
404
00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:22,275
YOUR LOVE.
MY LOOVE?
405
00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:23,551
LOVE.
LOOP?
406
00:16:23,586 --> 00:16:25,413
LUH-VUH.
407
00:16:25,448 --> 00:16:26,413
LUMP.
408
00:16:26,448 --> 00:16:27,413
SAY IT WITH ME:
409
00:16:27,448 --> 00:16:28,827
UHL.
410
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,172
UHL.
411
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,310
AHH.
412
00:16:31,344 --> 00:16:32,931
AHH.
413
00:16:32,965 --> 00:16:34,172
VHH.
414
00:16:34,206 --> 00:16:36,103
[splutters]
415
00:16:36,137 --> 00:16:38,517
UH-LUH-VUH.
416
00:16:38,551 --> 00:16:40,172
[strained] LOVE?
417
00:16:40,206 --> 00:16:41,827
THAT'S IT!
418
00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:44,379
YOU'VE TAKEN THE FIRST STEP
INTO THE HALLS OF AMM-NOURV.
419
00:16:44,413 --> 00:16:47,344
NOW, TELL ME MORE
ABOUT YOUR KAREN.
420
00:16:47,379 --> 00:16:48,758
SO WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING
421
00:16:48,793 --> 00:16:51,034
FOR YOU AND KAREN
TO DO TOGETHER?
422
00:16:51,068 --> 00:16:54,275
WELL, WE LIKE TO TAKE
LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH,
423
00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:56,034
AND WE TALK ABOUT OUR DREAMS--
424
00:16:56,068 --> 00:16:58,862
UH, OUR DREAMS OF CONQUERING
ALL OF BIKINI BOTTOM
425
00:16:58,896 --> 00:17:01,655
TO BECOME SUPREME OVERLORDS
OF ALL CREATION
426
00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:04,068
AND TO TRAMPLE OUR ENEMIES
BENEATH OUR FEET.
427
00:17:04,103 --> 00:17:05,517
[laughs]
428
00:17:05,551 --> 00:17:06,551
YEAH!
429
00:17:06,586 --> 00:17:08,551
TRAMPLING ENEMIES...
430
00:17:08,586 --> 00:17:09,862
NOW, TELL ME ABOUT KAREN.
431
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:13,172
WELL, SHE'S A MARK II
SURPLUS UNIVAC
432
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:15,551
WITH 256 GIGS OF RAM,
433
00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:18,586
AND THERE'S THE CUTEST MOLE
ON HER CPU,
434
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:22,586
AND THE WAY SHE PROCESSES DATA,
OH, OOH, MAMA.
435
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,172
DOES SHE HAVE ANY HOBBIES?
436
00:17:24,206 --> 00:17:25,931
UH, WELL, UH...
437
00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:28,586
SHE DOES MAKE
A LOT OF BEEPING SOUNDS.
438
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,758
INTERESTING.
DOES SHE EVER GO "DING"?
439
00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:33,586
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,
SHE DOES GO "DING,"
440
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,206
AT LEAST ONCE A DAY.
441
00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:37,620
OHH, A MUSIC LOVER.
442
00:17:37,655 --> 00:17:39,551
I THINK WE HAVE OUR SOLUTION.
443
00:17:39,586 --> 00:17:41,655
YOU NEED TO SERENADE HER.
444
00:17:41,689 --> 00:17:43,620
WHO, ME?
I CAN'T SING.
445
00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:44,793
NOT TO WORRY.
446
00:17:44,827 --> 00:17:46,275
WHEN YOU'RE DONE,
YOU'LL BE AS...
447
00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:48,655
♪ GOLDEN-VOICED
AS ME ♪
448
00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:49,793
REPEAT AFTER ME:
449
00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:53,137
♪ ME ME ME ME ME ME MEE
450
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,413
[clears throat]
451
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:58,000
♪ ME ME ME ME MEE
ME--
452
00:17:58,034 --> 00:18:02,275
[clears throat]
♪ ME ME ME ME ME
453
00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:05,551
♪ ME MEEEE!
454
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:08,413
[prolonged screechy singing]
455
00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:12,137
[glass shatters]
456
00:18:14,206 --> 00:18:16,965
[glass shatters]
457
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,310
WHOO.
458
00:18:19,344 --> 00:18:20,793
OH, YOU ARE READY.
459
00:18:20,827 --> 00:18:22,172
READY?
BUT WHAT DO I SING?
460
00:18:22,206 --> 00:18:24,862
OH, WHEN THE TIME COMES,
YOU'LL KNOW.
461
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,413
THE MUSIC OF LOVE
COMES FROM INSIDE.
462
00:18:27,448 --> 00:18:31,000
WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED
WITH MY INTERNAL ORGANS?
463
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:34,793
THIS IS IT, PLANKTON.
464
00:18:34,827 --> 00:18:36,172
I DON'T THINK I'M READY.
465
00:18:36,206 --> 00:18:39,448
OH, YOU JUST GOT BUTTERFLIES
IN YOUR TUMMY.
466
00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:40,758
NO, I'M JUST NERVOUS.
467
00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:42,827
I DON'T KNOW WHAT FLYING INSECTS
HAVE TO DO WITH IT.
468
00:18:42,862 --> 00:18:44,655
[laughs]
GET IN THERE AND SING,
469
00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:46,379
YOU SINGLE-CELLED ROMEO, YOU.
470
00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:50,241
AH, LOVE-VUH.
471
00:18:50,275 --> 00:18:51,275
[clears throat]
472
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:52,310
KAREN?
473
00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:53,931
PLANKTON.
474
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:55,827
I DON'T SEE ANY PRESENT.
475
00:18:55,862 --> 00:18:57,241
OH, I HAVE IT.
476
00:18:57,275 --> 00:19:00,551
IT'S RIGHT HERE
IN MY KIDNEY--I MEAN HEART!
477
00:19:00,586 --> 00:19:02,206
[clears throat]
478
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,275
♪ ME ME ME ME
479
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:07,137
♪ ME ME
480
00:19:07,172 --> 00:19:10,172
♪ OH, MY KAREN,
OH, MY KAREN ♪
481
00:19:10,206 --> 00:19:13,448
♪ OH, MY COMPUTER WIFE,
KAREN ♪
482
00:19:13,482 --> 00:19:14,827
♪ PUT DOWN THOSE PUNCH CARDS
483
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,689
♪ PUT DOWN THOSE PUNCH CARDS
484
00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:19,689
♪ AND LISTEN TO MY ODE
485
00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:22,793
♪ OH, MY KAREN,
OH, MY KAREN ♪
486
00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:25,862
♪ OH, MY COMPUTER WIFE,
KAREN ♪
487
00:19:25,896 --> 00:19:27,517
♪ WHAT COMPARES TO
488
00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:29,034
♪ WHAT COMPARES TO
489
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:32,310
UH...
490
00:19:32,344 --> 00:19:33,517
AHA!
491
00:19:33,551 --> 00:19:36,724
♪ YOUR BEAUTIFUL DIODES
492
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:39,965
[up-tempo guitar music]
493
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,103
♪
494
00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:45,931
♪ OH, MY KAREN,
OH, MY KAREN ♪
495
00:19:45,965 --> 00:19:49,275
♪ OH, MY COMPUTER WIFE,
KAREN ♪
496
00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:50,517
♪ I WAS BLINDED
497
00:19:50,551 --> 00:19:52,172
♪ YES, I WAS BLINDED
498
00:19:52,206 --> 00:19:55,482
♪ I WAS BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
OF YOUR CATHODE RAY ♪
499
00:19:55,517 --> 00:19:56,724
♪ OH, I BUILT YOU
500
00:19:56,758 --> 00:19:58,241
♪ YES, I BUILT YOU
501
00:19:58,275 --> 00:20:01,068
♪ I BUILT YOU IN THE...
UH...
502
00:20:01,103 --> 00:20:03,827
UM, HMM.
503
00:20:03,862 --> 00:20:06,034
♪ IN THE SHAPE OF A CUBE
504
00:20:06,068 --> 00:20:09,448
♪ OH, MY KAREN,
OH, MY KAREN ♪
505
00:20:09,482 --> 00:20:16,068
♪ YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH
I LOVE YOUR VACUUM TUBES ♪
506
00:20:16,103 --> 00:20:19,172
♪
507
00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:20,896
[sniffling]
508
00:20:20,931 --> 00:20:23,517
THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.
509
00:20:23,551 --> 00:20:25,310
YOU REALLY LIKED IT?
510
00:20:25,344 --> 00:20:26,310
I LOVED IT!
511
00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:29,172
BUT NOT AS MUCH
AS I LOVE YOU, PLANKTON.
512
00:20:29,206 --> 00:20:33,275
I LUH..UH...
513
00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:34,310
LOVE YOU TOO.
514
00:20:34,344 --> 00:20:36,517
all: AW.
515
00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:39,896
SO CAN I HAVE MY PRESENT NOW?
516
00:20:39,931 --> 00:20:42,551
OF COURSE,
MY LITTLE OVERLORD.
517
00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:45,551
NOW LOADING
THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA.
518
00:20:45,586 --> 00:20:48,000
THEY'RE SUCH A LOVELY COUPLE.
519
00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:50,758
[gasps]
THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA!
520
00:20:50,793 --> 00:20:54,137
YES,
YOU POROUS KITCHEN UTENSIL!
521
00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:56,827
BY HELPING ME WOO
MY COMPUTER WIFE,
522
00:20:56,862 --> 00:20:59,275
YOU'VE JUST DOOMED
THE KRUSTY KRAB.
523
00:20:59,310 --> 00:21:01,103
[laughs]
524
00:21:01,137 --> 00:21:03,448
OH, NO!
525
00:21:03,482 --> 00:21:05,448
I'VE GOT TO STOP IT
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
526
00:21:05,482 --> 00:21:07,448
45% LOADED.
527
00:21:07,482 --> 00:21:09,413
CONTROL, ALT, DELETE.
528
00:21:09,448 --> 00:21:10,931
55% LOADED.
529
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,586
HOW DO YOU
TURN THIS THING OFF?
530
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:15,310
GET YOUR HANDS
OFF MY WIFE!
531
00:21:15,344 --> 00:21:17,379
65% LOADED.
532
00:21:17,413 --> 00:21:18,517
[gasps] THE PLUG.
533
00:21:18,551 --> 00:21:19,965
[gasps]
534
00:21:23,310 --> 00:21:24,310
AHA!
535
00:21:24,344 --> 00:21:25,862
YOU LOSE, PLANKTON.
536
00:21:25,896 --> 00:21:27,241
OH, NO!
537
00:21:27,275 --> 00:21:30,724
YOU UNPLUGGED THE COFFEEMAKER,
SPONGEBOB.
538
00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:32,551
[gulps]
I AM SO FIRED.
539
00:21:32,586 --> 00:21:34,275
LOADING KRABBY PATTY FORMULA.
540
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:36,655
HERE IT COMES!
541
00:21:36,689 --> 00:21:39,724
OH, PLANKTON,
YOU'VE MADE ME SO HAPPY.
542
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,379
THAT'S FANTASTIC.
543
00:21:41,413 --> 00:21:42,344
WHERE'S THAT FORMULA?
544
00:21:42,379 --> 00:21:44,206
I'M CRYING.
545
00:21:44,241 --> 00:21:45,448
WHAT'S GOING ON?
546
00:21:45,482 --> 00:21:46,896
KAREN, WHAT'S WRONG?
547
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:48,103
HAVE YOU SPRUNG A LEAK?
548
00:21:48,137 --> 00:21:49,862
NO, I'M JUST SO HAPPY.
549
00:21:49,896 --> 00:21:52,620
I--I'M CRYING
WITH TEARS OF JOY.
550
00:21:52,655 --> 00:21:54,758
BUT YOU'RE SHORTING OUT.
551
00:21:54,793 --> 00:21:57,448
[electrical fizzing and popping]
552
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,482
I'M JUST--
553
00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:04,172
KRABBY PATTY FORMULA
LOADING COMPLETED.
554
00:22:04,206 --> 00:22:05,172
YES!
555
00:22:05,206 --> 00:22:09,206
NO!
556
00:22:09,241 --> 00:22:11,137
boom!
557
00:22:11,172 --> 00:22:12,137
NO!
558
00:22:12,172 --> 00:22:14,482
YES!
I'M SAVED!
559
00:22:14,517 --> 00:22:18,103
YOUR WIFE EXPLODED!
560
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:22,620
UM, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY,
YOU GUYS.
561
00:22:24,448 --> 00:22:26,379
REBOOTING.
562
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,344
LOADING EMILP.
563
00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:29,793
EMILP?
564
00:22:29,827 --> 00:22:31,655
WHAT'S EMILP?
565
00:22:31,689 --> 00:22:33,758
EMERGENCY
MOTHER-IN-LAW PROGRAM.
566
00:22:33,793 --> 00:22:35,068
OH, NO.
567
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:37,379
PLANKTON, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO MY DAUGHTER?
568
00:22:37,413 --> 00:22:38,517
YOU MADE HER CRY.
569
00:22:38,551 --> 00:22:40,206
YOU KNOW, SHE COULD HAVE BEEN
WITH AN ATM,
570
00:22:40,241 --> 00:22:42,827
SOMEONE WITH MONEY,
BUT SHE CHOSE YOU.
571
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,172
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
572
00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:49,379
[lilting ukulele music]
573
00:22:49,413 --> 00:22:56,655
♪
574
00:23:28,172 --> 00:23:29,551
[kids laughing]
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