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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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♪ OHH... ♪
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
READY?
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB
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SQUAREPANTS!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[upbeat ukelele music]
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♪ ♪
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GET UP, PATRICK.
IT'S TIME!
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TIME FOR WHAT?
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THE BIG SHINDIG, REMEMBER?
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NO.
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BESIDES, I DON'T REALLY THINK
MY SHINS SHOULD BE INVOLVED.
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THEY'RE A BIT FLABBY TODAY.
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THAT'S SHINDIG, BUDDY.
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WE'RE SPENDING
THE DAY AT THE BEACH
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IN HONOR OF OUR BEST-FRIENDSHIP.
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THE BEACH?
JUST YOU AND ME?
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SO AM I READY FOR THE BEACH,
SPONGEBOB?
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UH...SURE.
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A LITTLE SUNSCREEN,
AND I'M SURE YOU'LL BE FINE.
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I'M SPENDING THE WHOLE DAY
AT THE BEACH
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WITH MY BEST FRIEND.
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YOU'RE HURTING ME.
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GUESS WHAT?
WHAT?
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I'M GOING TO THE BEACH
WITH MY BEST FRIEND!
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OH, BUS DRIVER...
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WHAT?
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OKAY, OUT OF EVERYONE
ON THIS BUS,
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GUESS WHICH ONE
IS MY BEST FRIEND.
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I DON'T CARE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SITUATION
CALLS FOR, PATRICK?
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A FEW VERSES
OF THE BEST FRIEND TUNE.
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♪ BEST FRIEND... ♪
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HEY, WAIT!
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THIS IS NOT OUR STOP!
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OH, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET
TO THE BEACH NOW, PATRICK?
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WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE WE ARE.
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I KNEW IT.
WE'VE BEEN ABANDONED!
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DOOMED!
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT, PATRICK.
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NO ONE'S EVER GONNA FIND US
OUT HERE.
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[both crying]
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LITTLE HELP, BRAH.
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LOOK, PATRICK, WE MADE IT.
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HEY, BEST FRIEND,
CHECK THIS OUT.
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IT'S A SMALL PLASTIC DISC
THAT YOU THROW.
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SMALL PLASTIC DISC
THAT YOU THROW?
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I LOVE PLAYING SMALL
PLASTIC DISC THAT YOU THROW.
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I DO TOO, BUDDY.
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IF ONLY "SMALL PLASTIC DISC
THAT YOU THROW"
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HAD A SHORTER, CATCHIER NAME.
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OH, HOW ABOUT "SMALL PLASTIC
DISC THAT YOU TOSS?"
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PERFECT!
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NOW RUN ALONG, PATRICK,
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AND I'LL TOSS IT TO YOU.
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READY?
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THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT
A SANDWI--
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[gags]
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I CAUGHT IT!
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WASN'T THAT COOL, SPONGEBOB?
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I CAN ASSURE YOU,
THAT WAS NOTCOOL.
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JUST LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
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YOUR BUFFOONERY HAS DESTROYED
THE LIFEGUARD TOWER.
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WHY DON'T YOU FIND SOMETHING
TO DO THAT'S LESS OBNOXIOUS.
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LIKE WHAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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GO PLAY IN THE SAND
OR SOMETHING.
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
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PLAYING WITH THE SAND SOUNDS
PRETTY BORING.
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NONSENSE, PATRICK.
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THERE ARE PLENTY OF FUN THINGS
TO DO IN THE SAND.
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WE CAN DRAW, OR PRACTICE
OUR CURSIVE WRITING OR--
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BORING, SPONGEBOB, BORING.
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I KNOW:
WE CAN MAKE SAND CASTLES!
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THAT SOUNDS UN-BORING.
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NO ONE'S EVER BEEN ANNOYED
BY A SAND CASTLE.
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NOTHING QUITE LIKE THE JOY
OF SAND-CASTLING, EH, BUDDY?
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HOW YOU DOING OVER THERE?
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EVERYTHING'S DANDY
IN PATRICK'S KINGDOM.
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OH, A STRUCTURE LIKE THAT
CAN'T PROTECT A KING,
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AND HIS SUBJECTS.
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HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.
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FIRST, YOU SHOULD START
ALL OVER.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU DESTROYED MY CASTLE!
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I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP,
BUDDY.
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I DON'T NEED ANY HELP.
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HERE ARE THOSE ARCHITECTURAL
PLANS YOU REQUESTED.
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WHY THANK YOU.
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HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING
FOR YOU.
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I SUPPOSE I SHOULD JUST TEND
TO THE AFFAIRS OF MY OWN REALM.
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AND I'LL START BY MAKING A QUEEN
TO RULE BY YOUR SIDE.
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NOW WE'RE EVEN.
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ALL RIGHT, PATRICK.
HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
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YOU KEEP TO YOUR TERRITORY,
AND I'LL KEEP TO MINE.
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[mumbling]
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THIS'LL SHOW SPONGEBOB
HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE
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WHO CAN BUILD A CASTLE.
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LET'S SEE SPONGEBOB
DESTROY THISCASTLE.
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I'D BETTER BUILD A WALL
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JUST IN CASE KING PINKY
GETS ANY FUNNY IDEAS.
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OH, SIR, YOU BUILT ONTO MY SIDE.
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SO.
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SO YOU DON'T DO THAT!
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THERE.
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THAT RESTORES THE INTEGRITY
OF OUR SHARED BORDER.
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YOU TYRANT!
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!
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I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT FOR.
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WHAT FOR WHAT?
[yelling]
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NOW WE'RE EVEN...AGAIN.
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OKAY, PATRICK.
I CAN ACCEPT THAT.
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NO MORE DESTRUCTION
FROM THIS POINT FORWARD, OKAY?
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OKAY, BACK TO SQUARE ONE AGAIN.
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UH-HUH!
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[blowing horn]
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I HEREBY PROPOSE
A NON-AGGRESSION TREATY
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TO END HOSTILITIES
BETWEEN OUR TWO KINGDOMS.
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PATRICK, BY SIGNING
THIS HISTORIC ARMISTICE,
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YOU HAVE BROUGHT PEACE
TO OUR LANDS.
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MAY YOUR KINGDOM PROSPER.
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WELL, THAT WENT WELL.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ABOUT THE TREATY?
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THIS TREATY AIN'T WORTH
THE SAND IT'S PRINTED ON.
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OH, IS THAT SO?
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WELL, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN
TAKE DOWN THIS CASTLE
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MY ANSWER IS: BRING IT ON!
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[laughing]
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PATRICK, I'M TRYING
TO BE THE NICE GUY HERE, OKAY?
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LET'S CALL
THIS SILLY BUSINESS OFF.
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NO WAY.
YOU STARTED IT.
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FINE!
HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
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[chuckling]
WHATEVER.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
AH.
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[horn sounds]
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OH, HELLO,
AND GOOD-BYE.
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[all yelling]
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UH-HUH.
[yelling]
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COME ON!
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HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
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[laughing maniacally]
YOU'LL NEVER WIN!
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DO YOU HEAR ME?
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UH-HUH.
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MM-HMM.
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WELL PUT, GENERAL.
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WE'LL CREATE A SURPRISE
MILITARY DIVERSION
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AND BREAK THROUGH ENEMY LINES.
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WHAT SAY YOU?
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YES, WE SHALL READY OURSELVES
IMMEDIATELY.
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HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?
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I LIKE YOU THIS MUCH.
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WHOA!
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FEEL ME!
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PATRICK?
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PATRICK!
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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QUESTION IS: WILL YOU BE?
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[screaming]
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NO FAIR.
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ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR,
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MY FRIEND/ENEMY.
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OR SHOULD I SAY, MY FRIENDENEMY?
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LET'S HAVE SOME REAL FUN.
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[screams]
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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COME ON,
WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
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GRAB THE CHILDREN!
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OH, YEAH?
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TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME.
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[explosion]
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JUMPING JELLYFISH!
WHOA!
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[laughing]
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I WASN'T GONNA DO THIS,
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BUT YOU'VE LEFT ME NO CHOICE.
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AH, LET'S BEAT IT, DUDE.
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[explosion]
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[laughing]
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HUH?
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OH, WHAT HAPPENED?
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED,
PATRICK.
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I GOT CARRIED AWAY.
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ME TOO.
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WAS IT WORTH IT?
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NO, NO.
IT WASN'T.
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WHAT STARTED OUT AS A FUN DREAM
TURNED INTO A HORRIBLE,
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BRUTAL NIGHTMARE.
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AS THE WINDS OF TIME CHANGE
THE SILVERY SANDS OF THESE DUNES
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TO A NEW LANDSCAPE,
SO LET US HOPE
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THAT OUR OWN WINDS OF CHANGE
WILL CHANGE OUR SPIRITUAL DUNES
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TO A LANDSCAPE OF PEACE.
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OH, BUDDY, LET'S NEVER FORGET
THIS LESSON.
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AND LET'S ALSO NOT FORGET
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WHO'S GONNA CLEAN THIS PLACE UP.
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both: OH, WOW.
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BETTER GET STARTED.
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YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
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BET I CAN CLEAN UP FASTER
THAN YOU!
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OH, YEAH?
BET YOU CAN'T.
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YES, I CAN.
NO, I CAN.
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OH, I CAN.
I CAN.
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OH, LOOK AT THIS.
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[upbeat ukelele music]
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♪ ♪
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[teeth chattering]
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[gasping]
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PHEW!
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[clattering]
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[teeth chattering]
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HELLO? HELLO?
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THE LINE'S BEEN CUT.
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BARNACLES!
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GUESS I BETTER TAKE A LOOK.
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WHO'S THERE?
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STAY BACK.
I'M ARMED.
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WHOA! WHOA!
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FALLING! OH!
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[mechanical chattering]
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AHA. WIND-UP NOVELTY TEETH.
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HOW DID YOU WIND UP DOWN HERE?
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[laughing]
OH?
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WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON
WITH MY FANCY BOOT?
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HEY, KNOCK IT OFF!
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ALL RIGHT, I WARNED YOU.
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YOU'RE A DIRTY FIGHTER.
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I GOT YOU NOW.
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HI-YA!
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GARY?
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NO!
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GARY!
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[coughs]
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WHEW, THANK GOODNESS.
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00:13:43,241 --> 00:13:45,000
FOR A MINUTE THERE,
I THOUGH YOU WERE HURT.
247
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:50,862
GARY, I-I'VE BROKEN YOUR SHELL.
248
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,068
[yowling]
249
00:13:57,655 --> 00:13:59,655
[wailing]
250
00:13:59,724 --> 00:14:02,275
OH, NO!
YOU'RE IN PAIN!
251
00:14:02,344 --> 00:14:04,137
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL MAKE IT BETTER.
252
00:14:04,206 --> 00:14:05,724
[howls]
253
00:14:05,793 --> 00:14:07,103
SORRY, NOT BETTER.
254
00:14:07,172 --> 00:14:08,137
OH, I KNOW.
255
00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:09,379
HERE.
256
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,620
JUST USE A LITTLE TAPE,
257
00:14:10,689 --> 00:14:12,206
AND THERE YOU GO.
258
00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:13,862
GOOD AS NEW.
259
00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:16,793
UM, WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
260
00:14:16,862 --> 00:14:19,655
BECAUSE WE'LL FIND A NEW SHELL
FOR YOU.
261
00:14:19,724 --> 00:14:21,724
HOW ABOUT THIS?
262
00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:23,241
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
TOO GAUDY.
263
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:25,172
NO, TOO LAST SEASON.
264
00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:26,965
I NEED THAT.
265
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,000
UH-HUH.
LOOK, GARY.
266
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:31,517
HERE, TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE.
267
00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:32,793
[whimpers]
268
00:14:32,862 --> 00:14:35,517
OF COURSE IT'S A SHELL.
269
00:14:35,586 --> 00:14:37,206
OH, COME ON.
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.
270
00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:43,034
[meows]
271
00:14:43,103 --> 00:14:44,620
OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S NOT A SHELL.
272
00:14:44,689 --> 00:14:45,310
OH!
273
00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:49,758
[robotic voice]
GREETINGS, EARTHLING.
274
00:14:49,827 --> 00:14:51,931
I AM SPONGEBOB.
275
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,103
I COME FROM THE FUTURE.
276
00:14:54,172 --> 00:14:57,172
[robotic laughter]
277
00:14:57,241 --> 00:15:00,620
I BET THIS'LL LOOK GREAT.
278
00:15:00,689 --> 00:15:03,379
EW I CAN SEE WHY SNAIL SHELLS
AREN'T CLEAR.
279
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:06,448
HMM.
280
00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:09,172
HERE IT IS, GARY.
281
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,275
YOUR NEW SHELL!
282
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:15,379
OH, YOU LOOK READY TO RIDE.
283
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,137
SHELL SPIFFY.
284
00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:19,965
GREAT IDEA, GAR.
I'LL ORDER YOU A NEW SHELL.
285
00:15:20,034 --> 00:15:21,482
ARE THERE ANY YOU HAVE
YOUR EYE ON, OLD BUDDY?
286
00:15:21,551 --> 00:15:22,620
[meows]
287
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:23,931
OH, PAGE 72.
288
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,965
HERE IT IS.
289
00:15:25,034 --> 00:15:27,034
WOW!
290
00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:30,206
THIS STYLISH, FULLY INSULATED,
DUAL-COAT CERAMIC SHELL
291
00:15:30,275 --> 00:15:34,482
COMES EQUIPPED WITH AUTOMATIC
RESTROOM FACILITIES STANDARD.
292
00:15:34,551 --> 00:15:38,965
AND FOR THE AFFORDABLE PRICE
OF JUST $9,595.95!
293
00:15:39,034 --> 00:15:41,827
ISN'T THERE A PLACE WHERE
I CAN GET A QUALITY SHELL
294
00:15:41,896 --> 00:15:44,655
WITHOUT SPENDING A FORTUNE?
295
00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:46,482
COMMERCIAL?
WHAT COMMERCIAL?
296
00:15:46,551 --> 00:15:49,448
UH-OH, NOW LOOK
WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
297
00:15:49,517 --> 00:15:51,862
YOU BROKE YOUR SNAIL'S SHELL
AGAIN.
298
00:15:51,931 --> 00:15:54,034
YEAH.
NOW WHAT DO I DO?
299
00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:57,551
YOU COME ON DOWN
TO ANGRY JACK'S SHELL EMPORIUM.
300
00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:59,586
ANGRY JACK'S!
301
00:15:59,655 --> 00:16:02,241
I'M SO ANGRY ABOUT
MY MASSIVE INVENTORY
302
00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:04,758
THAT I'M SLASHING PRICES
LIKE CRAZY!
303
00:16:04,827 --> 00:16:07,310
JACK'S ANGRY.
304
00:16:07,379 --> 00:16:10,655
$99.99 BUYS
THIS REFURBISHED SHELL,
305
00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:12,724
AND I'M ANGRY ABOUT IT!
306
00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:14,724
OR WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
307
00:16:14,793 --> 00:16:17,448
BRAND-NEW PLASTIC SHELL,
SUPER-GLOSS COAT,
308
00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:19,931
ONLY $39.99.
309
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:24,103
HEY, GET THOSE NUMBERS
OUT OF MY FACE!
310
00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:26,379
DID I MENTION I'M ANGRY?
311
00:16:26,448 --> 00:16:28,689
HE'S SEETHING WITH RAGE.
312
00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:30,448
THE WIFE'S GONE FOR GOOD,
313
00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:32,482
SO I'M GONNA SELL, SELL, SELL
314
00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:35,275
ALL THESE SHELL SHELL SHELLS!
315
00:16:35,344 --> 00:16:38,758
SO COME ON DOWN
TO ANGRY JACK'S NOW!
316
00:16:38,827 --> 00:16:42,206
JACK IS REAL MAD.
317
00:16:42,275 --> 00:16:43,724
DON'T BRING YOUR KIDS.
318
00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:45,517
AND REMEMBER,
319
00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:48,724
I'LL MATCH OR BEAT
ANYONE'S ADVERTISED RAGE,
320
00:16:48,793 --> 00:16:53,310
OR YOUR SHELL IS ABSOLUTELY--
EH, EH.
321
00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:54,517
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MY COMMERCIAL?
322
00:16:54,586 --> 00:16:56,241
OH, SORRY, ANGRY JACK.
323
00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:57,793
GARY HERE NEEDS A NEW SHELL,
324
00:16:57,862 --> 00:16:59,689
AND WE KNEW YOU'D HELP US
FIND ONE.
325
00:16:59,758 --> 00:17:01,413
HEY, SHOULDN'T YOU BE YELLING
AT ME RIGHT NOW?
326
00:17:01,482 --> 00:17:03,310
NAH.
327
00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:04,965
I JUST DO THAT TO MAKE
MY COMMERCIALS LOUDER.
328
00:17:05,034 --> 00:17:08,620
AND LOUDER IS THE SAME
AS BETTER!
329
00:17:08,689 --> 00:17:10,689
NOW LET'S SEE IF I CAN'T GET YOU
INTO A NEW SHELL.
330
00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:14,793
HMM, THERE SHE IS.
331
00:17:14,862 --> 00:17:16,586
THERE YOU ARE, LITTLE GUY.
332
00:17:16,655 --> 00:17:17,758
[meows]
333
00:17:17,827 --> 00:17:20,448
OH, IT'S PERFECT.
334
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:23,482
JUST LIKE THE OLD ONE,
HEY, BUDDY?
335
00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:25,448
[glass shatters]
336
00:17:25,517 --> 00:17:28,344
AND NOW IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE
THE OLD ONE, HEY, BUDDY?
337
00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:30,586
[meows]
338
00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:33,344
HEY, ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN.
WHY DON'T WE TRY THIS ONE ON?
339
00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:36,448
OOH, THAT'S NICE!
340
00:17:36,517 --> 00:17:37,517
LOVE THE PATTERN.
341
00:17:37,586 --> 00:17:39,482
WE'LL TAKE IT.
342
00:17:39,551 --> 00:17:41,344
BUT FIRST I'VE GOT TO MAKE SURE
IT'S BATTENED DOWN.
343
00:17:41,413 --> 00:17:43,103
WE DON'T WANT THIS ONE
SLIPPING OFF, HEY, BUDDY?
344
00:17:47,965 --> 00:17:49,517
OOPS.
345
00:17:49,586 --> 00:17:50,620
HEY, WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE?
346
00:17:53,413 --> 00:17:55,103
OH, SORRY JACK.
347
00:17:55,172 --> 00:17:56,206
HEY, HOW MUCH IS THAT ONE?
348
00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:05,827
WHY DON'T YOU JUST HOLD
YOUR SNAIL?
349
00:18:05,896 --> 00:18:07,275
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE SHELLS.
350
00:18:07,344 --> 00:18:08,724
GOOD IDEA, ANGRY.
351
00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:10,758
SO HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS ONE?
352
00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:13,448
WELL, IT CERTAINLY IS SHINY.
353
00:18:13,517 --> 00:18:15,689
IT IS OUR MOST
RE--REFLECTIVE MODEL.
354
00:18:15,758 --> 00:18:17,413
OH, THAT IS BRIGHT.
355
00:18:17,482 --> 00:18:19,413
CAN'T SEE.
356
00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:21,206
WHAT WAS THAT?
357
00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:22,206
EXCUSE ME.
358
00:18:25,344 --> 00:18:27,931
[glass shattering]
359
00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:43,068
WHY...CAN'T...
360
00:18:43,137 --> 00:18:44,655
I...STOP...
361
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,793
BREAKING...SHELLS?
362
00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:48,758
AAH!
363
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:55,379
OOPS.
SAY, JACK,
364
00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:57,172
I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE
ANY MORE TO SHOW ME?
365
00:18:57,241 --> 00:18:59,551
I DO HAVE ONE MORE AVAILABLE.
366
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:01,724
IT'S THE ONLY CERTIFIED
INDESTRUCTIBLE SHELL
367
00:19:01,793 --> 00:19:03,103
I'VE EVER SEEN.
368
00:19:03,172 --> 00:19:05,275
BUT I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND A WAY.
369
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,551
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
370
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:08,379
BEFORE WE DO THE HAND-OFF,
371
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,551
LET ME TAKE A FEW PRECAUTIONARY
MEASURES.
372
00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:12,965
OKAY, FIRST, YEP,
SHOES ARE TIED.
373
00:19:13,034 --> 00:19:16,103
HANDS ARE DRY.
374
00:19:16,172 --> 00:19:20,137
AND NOW A THICK LAYER
OF BUBBLE WRAP.
375
00:19:31,448 --> 00:19:33,689
YOU SURE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MORE
IN THE BACK?
376
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,379
THE BACK?
377
00:19:35,448 --> 00:19:37,344
THERE IS NO BACK ANYMORE.
378
00:19:37,413 --> 00:19:38,931
YEAH, BUT LOOK
AT THE BRIGHT SIDE,
379
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,034
I REDUCED YOUR INVENTORY
FOR YOU.
380
00:19:41,103 --> 00:19:42,241
REDUCED?
381
00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:44,241
YOU DESTROYED EVERYTHING!
382
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:47,931
AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO PAY.
383
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,793
ARE YOU REALLY ANGRY,
384
00:19:49,862 --> 00:19:52,103
OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING
TO SOUND LOUDER?
385
00:19:52,172 --> 00:19:54,655
I'M REALLY ANGRY!
386
00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:57,137
BLISTERING FURY.
387
00:19:57,206 --> 00:20:00,137
AND I DEMAND
IMMEDIATE PAYMENT.
388
00:20:02,655 --> 00:20:04,758
TAKE IT.
IT'S ALL MY SAVINGS.
389
00:20:04,827 --> 00:20:07,896
THIS ISN'T ENOUGH TO REPLACE
MY FORTUNE!
390
00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:10,103
I'M GONNA NEED MORE.
391
00:20:10,172 --> 00:20:12,482
SORRY, THAT'S ALL I GOT.
HONEST.
392
00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:14,310
NO IT'S NOT.
393
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,448
YOU GOT TWO ARMS AND TWO LEGS,
DON'T YOU?
394
00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:18,000
YEAH.
GIVE ME ONE OF EACH.
395
00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:19,344
OKAY.
396
00:20:22,413 --> 00:20:26,379
I'LL ALSO NEED
SOME INTERNAL ORGANS.
397
00:20:26,448 --> 00:20:28,000
[heart beating]
398
00:20:28,068 --> 00:20:32,413
AND AN EYEBALL.
AND YOUR CLOTHES.
399
00:20:35,241 --> 00:20:37,827
OH, GARY, HOW I WISH
YOUR SHELL COULD GROW BACK
400
00:20:37,896 --> 00:20:39,793
LIKE MY APPENDAGES.
401
00:20:39,862 --> 00:20:41,103
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.
402
00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:47,689
OH, GARY, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
403
00:20:47,758 --> 00:20:50,517
SQUARE LOOKS GOOD ON ANYBODY.
404
00:20:50,586 --> 00:20:51,827
[wailing]
405
00:20:51,896 --> 00:20:53,103
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
406
00:20:53,172 --> 00:20:55,931
IT LOOKS TERRIBLE ON YOU!
407
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,517
I KNOW, GARY.
408
00:20:57,586 --> 00:20:58,862
I RUINED YOUR LIFE.
409
00:20:58,931 --> 00:21:01,103
DO YOU HAVE TO RUB IT IN?
410
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:03,000
[both crying]
411
00:21:03,068 --> 00:21:05,275
HEY, WHAT'S WITH
ALL THAT SNIVELING?
412
00:21:05,344 --> 00:21:06,965
MR. KRABS?
413
00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:08,758
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
414
00:21:08,827 --> 00:21:11,482
I'M JUST--OH,
WELL, NEVER MIND THAT, BOY.
415
00:21:11,551 --> 00:21:12,793
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
416
00:21:12,862 --> 00:21:14,482
I DESTROYED GARY'S SHELL,
417
00:21:14,551 --> 00:21:16,620
AND NOW I CAN'T FIND
A REPLACEMENT.
418
00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:18,413
SO I GUESS HE'LL JUST LIVE
THE REST OF HIS DAYS
419
00:21:18,482 --> 00:21:20,931
AS A LOWLY SLUG.
420
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,275
[both crying]
421
00:21:24,344 --> 00:21:26,724
THERE, THERE, BOY.
THERE THERE.
422
00:21:26,793 --> 00:21:28,448
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
423
00:21:28,517 --> 00:21:30,586
I'M SURE YOU'LL THINK
OF SOMETHING.
424
00:21:30,655 --> 00:21:33,517
MR. KRABS,
PERHAPS YOU COULD HELP ME
425
00:21:33,586 --> 00:21:35,655
FIND A NEW SHELL FOR GARY.
426
00:21:35,724 --> 00:21:37,620
WELL, I'D BE HONORED TO HELP
YOU AND YOUR SNIVELING SNAIL
427
00:21:37,689 --> 00:21:39,517
DURING SUCH DESPERATE TIMES.
428
00:21:39,586 --> 00:21:43,000
BECAUSE I LOVE HELPING OTHERS
BY HELPING MYSELF.
429
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:45,241
NOW HOW MUCH YA GOT?
430
00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:46,482
NOTHING, MR. KRABS.
431
00:21:46,551 --> 00:21:47,551
I'M BROKE.
432
00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:50,206
OH, I SEE.
433
00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,758
BUT WAIT, MR. KRABS.
434
00:21:51,827 --> 00:21:54,586
IF YOU HELP ME GET GARY A SHELL,
435
00:21:54,655 --> 00:21:56,896
I'LL WORK FOR FREE FOR THE REST
OF THE YEAR.
436
00:21:56,965 --> 00:21:58,758
ONLY IF I CAN CUT
YOUR HEALTH BENEFITS FOR YOU.
437
00:21:58,827 --> 00:21:59,896
DEAL!
438
00:22:02,379 --> 00:22:06,034
[teeth chattering]
439
00:22:06,103 --> 00:22:08,793
AH, ANOTHER BAD DREAM.
440
00:22:08,862 --> 00:22:11,413
[screaming]
441
00:22:11,482 --> 00:22:12,448
MR. KRABS?
442
00:22:14,344 --> 00:22:17,206
NO, SORRY, GARY,
I'M NOT USED TO YOUR NEW SHELL.
443
00:22:26,689 --> 00:22:28,413
SPONGEBOB, MY BOY.
444
00:22:28,482 --> 00:22:30,034
I NEED TO BORROW A BLANKET.
445
00:22:30,103 --> 00:22:32,413
THERE YOU GO, MR. KRABS.
446
00:22:32,482 --> 00:22:33,551
THANKS, BOY-O.
447
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:35,344
NOW I'M ALL TOASTY.
448
00:22:35,413 --> 00:22:39,551
AH, I GUESS ALL'S SHELL
THAT ENDS SHELL.
449
00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:41,758
HUH, GARY?
AH! THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
450
00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:46,000
GARY. GARY. GARY.
451
00:22:52,103 --> 00:22:55,068
[lilting ukulele music]
452
00:22:55,137 --> 00:23:02,758
♪ ♪
453
00:23:30,655 --> 00:23:32,068
[kids laughing]
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