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ARE YA READY, KIDS?Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
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I CAN'T HEARYOU.
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Kids: [SHOUTING]
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
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♪ OHH... ♪
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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Captain: ♪ READY? ♪
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All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS ♪
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[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]
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[WHISTLING]
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[WAVES CRASHING...
GULLS SQUAWKING]
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[♪...]
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Narrator: SHADY SHOALS,
MILD-MANNERED REST HOME
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AND SECRET HEADQUARTERS
OF MERMAID MAN
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MASTER OF MARITIME JUSTICE
AND DEFENDER OF BIKINI BOTTOM.
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SEMI-RETIRED.
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AND HIS FAITHFUL WARD
BARNACLE BOY.
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WHO?HELLO.
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TODAY WE FIND THIS
DUO OF DYNAMISM
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ENGAGED IN THEIR FAVORITE
PASTIME: WATCHING TV.
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[BOTH SNORING]
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BUT WAIT, WHAT'S THIS?
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WHY, IT'S MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY'S BIGGEST FANS
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
AND PATRICK STAR.
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DON'T THEY LOOK PEACEFUL?
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YEAH.
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WAKE UP!
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[SCREAMING]
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[GASPING]
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I'LL DEAL WITH
THESE SUPER-VILLAINS
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WITH MY TRUSTY MERMARANG!
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HEY, THOSE AREN'T
SUPER-VILLAINS.
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HI, MERMAID- OW.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE MERMAID MAN
HIT ME WITH HIS MERMARANG.
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IT'S SO AWESOME.
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WOW.
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CAN YOU BEAT ME UP NEXT?
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KEEP ON YOUR GUARD,
BARNACLE BOY.
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THEY'RE GETTING READY
FOR ANOTHER ATTACK.
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THOSE AREN'T SUPER-VILLAINS.
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IT'S JUST THAT KID,
UH, SPONGEBOB,
AND HIS GOOFY FRIEND.
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HEY, KID, CAN YOU GIVE US
OUR MERMARANG BACK?
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WE ONLY GOT THE ONE.
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HEY, SURE THING.
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OH, DON'T THROW- [GRUNTS]
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HEY, IT CAME BACK.
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YEAH, [CHUCKLES],
IT DOES THAT.
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I'LL TRY AGAIN.
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NO- [GRUNTS]
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LOOK, I'LL JUST
COME AND GET- [GRUNTS]
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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[GRUNTS]
NICE SHOT.
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WOW, THAT MERMARANG
REALLY LIKES YOU.
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I KNOW.
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NOW JUST HAND ME
THE MERMARANG, SON- [GRUNTS]
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I'VE GOT IT!
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RUNAWAY MERMARANG!
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[SCREAMING...]
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[BIRDS TWEETING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[SCREAMING]
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[GRUNTING]
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OW.
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[SIREN WAILING]
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[MACHINERY BEEPING]
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SpongeBob: HI.
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HOW YOU FEELING?
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WOULD YOU GET OFF OF ME?
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OK.
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[GRUNTS] WHAT ARE YOU TWO
DOING HERE, ANYWAY?
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OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
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I BROUGHT YOU FLOWERS.
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SINCE YOU TWO
ARE FEELING SO POORLY.
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Patrick: YOU NEVER
BROUGHT MEFLOWERS.
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PATRICK, GO HOME
AND CHECK YOUR MAILBOX.
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REALLY?
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[PHONE RINGING]
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THE MERMA-PHONE.
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MERMAID MAN HERE.[PHONE RINGING]
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[NEEDLE SCRATCHES OFF RECORD]
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MERMAID MAN HERE.
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AH, COMMISSIONER,
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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[VOICE SQUAWKS INDISTINCTLY]
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YOU CAN COUNT ON
MERMAID MAN, COMMISSIONER.
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IT'S FOR YOU.
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BARNACLE BOY HERE.
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[VOICE SQUAWKS INDISTINCTLY]
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YES, BUT...
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[VOICE SQUAWKS INDISTINCTLY]
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YES, YES, COMMISSIONER,
BUT, UH...
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[COMMISSIONER HANGS UP]
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THE POLICE COMMISSIONER
NEEDS US TO BE
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CELEBRITY CONTESTANTS
AT THE BIKINI BOTTOM
SHUFFLEBOARDING COMPETITION.
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BUT THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN DO IT
IN THIS CONDITION.
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WHAT KIND OF
QUITTER TALK IS THAT?
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WE'RE SUPERHEROES.
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WE'RE GOING TO THAT
SHUFFLEBOARDING COMPETITION
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OR MY NAME ISN'T...
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[ARM CRACKS]
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OW!
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YOU'RE RIGHT, BARNACLE BOY.
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IF ONLY THERE WERE SOMEONE
TO TAKE OUR PLACE.
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[GRUNTING]
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PATRICK AND I COULD DO IT,
MERMAID MAN!
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WHAT?
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WHY SHOULD WE
TRUST YOU TWO?
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BECAUSE WE'RE
CARD-CARRYING MEMBERS
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OF THE MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY FAN CLUB.
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SO?
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SpongeBob: WE'RE ALSO CERTIFIED
MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY
IMPERSONATORS.
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CERTIFIED.
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YOU CAN'T ARGUE
WITH CERTIFICATION.
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OH, ALL RIGHT.
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I SUPPOSE THEY CAN'T DO
TOO MUCH DAMAGE.
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IT'S JUST SHUFFLEBOARD- [GRUNTS]
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[CHEERING]
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[CHANTING]: WE'RE
GONNA BE HEROES.
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WE'RE GONNA BE HEROES.
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[GRUNTS] WOULD YOU
CUT IT OUT?
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WOULD YOU CUT IT OUT?
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HEROES, HEROES, HE-ROES?
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NOW LISTEN UP.
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HERE, TAKE THESE RINGS.
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OH...
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AND WHEN YOU TOUCH 'EM TOGETHER
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YOU'LL BE INSTANTLY TRANSFORMED
INTO OUR DUPLICATES.
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[GIGGLING EXCITEDLY]
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MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY, UNITE!
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WE'RE READY.
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MAN-BOB.
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AND PAT-BOY.
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REPORTING FOR DUTY.
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WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH WITH
SHUFFLEBOARDING
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YOU'RE TO BRING THOSE COSTUMES
RIGHT BACK HERE.
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AND DON'TDO ANYTHING ELSE.
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DON'T GO HOME FIRST,
DON'T SHOW YOUR FRIENDS
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JUST COME RIGHT BACK HERE,
YOU GOT IT?
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GOT IT.
GOT WHAT?
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THIS'LL NEVER WORK.
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WHAT WILL NEVER WORK?
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SHUFFLEBOARDING,
SHUFFLEBOARDING,
SHUFFLEBOARDING!
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[CHEERING]
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SHUFFLEBOARDING IS EXCITING,
HUH, PATRICK?
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WELL, DUH.
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WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING
ABOUT SHUFFLEBOARDING?
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EVERYTHING.
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IT'S EVEN FUN
JUST TO SAY THE WORD.
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[SPEAKING SLOWLY]: SHUFFLEBOARD.
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SHUFFLE-EL-EL-EL-BOARD.
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AH, IT IS FUN.
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WE'RE GONNA SERIOUSLY
KICK SOME ELDERLY BUNS TODAY.
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HUH, SPONGEBOB?
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WHAT?
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OUT OF THE WAY, GRAMPS. [GRUNTS]
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THAT'S MY TROPHY,
OLD LADY. [GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTING]
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PATRICK?
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IT'S GONNA BE
AN ACTION-PACKED THRILL RIDE
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OF GERIATRIC PROPORTIONS.
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AND THE BEST PART IS
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THERE IS NOWAY WE CAN LOSE
WITH THESE COSTUMES ON.
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WE ALREADY WON THE TOURNAMENT.
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OH, YEAH, I FORGOT.
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WELL, HOW COME
I DIDN'T GET A TROPHY?
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YOU DID, IT'S IN
YOUR BACK POCKET.
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OH, YEAH, I FORGOT.
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WELL, LET'S GO
DO SOMETHING ELSE.
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OK.
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YOU'RE TO BRING THOSE COSTUMES
RIGHT BACK HERE.
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DON'T DO ANYTHING ELSE.
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[GASPS]
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PATRICK, STOP!
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[GASPING] WE CAN'T.
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WE HAVE TO
GET THE COSTUMES BACK.
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FOR NEPTUNE'S SAKE,
SPONGEBOB.
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IF WE'RENOT
GONNA GO AROUND TOWN
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PRETENDING TO BE
MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY
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THEN WHO IS?
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UH, NOBODY?
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EXACTLY.
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AND WITH NO ONE
PATROLLING THE TOWN
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WHO'S GONNA STOP
THOSE YOUNGSTERS FROM LOITERING?
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[GIGGLING]
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THEIR MOMMIES?
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NO, WE ARE.
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LET'S TAKE 'EM TO THE SLAMMER.
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PATRICK!
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[GASPS] DON'T YOU THINK
THAT'S TOO HARSH?
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"TOO HARSH"?
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EXPLAIN.
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MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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UGH.
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[SCREAMING...]
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WASTING A KRABBY PATTY?
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HOW COULD YOU?
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I'M FULL.
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WELL, MAYBE SOMEBODY
SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
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BEFORE THEY PONIED UP FOR
THE WORLD'S GREATEST PATTY...
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MR. JAIL WARDEN.
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YOU'RE RIGHT, PAT-BOY,
THIS TOWN NEEDS US.
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YOU'RE CHEWING TOO LOUD.
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[GRUNTS] OW.
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YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED.
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[GRUNTING]
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YOU'RE TOO OLD.
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[JAIL DOORS CLANGING]
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SpongeBob: AH, I THINK
WE'VE DONE OUR WORK, PATRICK.
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NOW LET'S RETURN
THESE COSTUMES.
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[HUMMING]
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[GASPS]
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THAT'S THE EVIL MAN-RAY.
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[HUMMING]
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WHAT DIABOLICAL PLAN
COULD HE BE UP TO?
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WHY, HELLO, RAY.
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MABEL, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
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LOOK AT HIM, PATRICK.
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PLOTTING WITH HIS EVIL MINION.
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SAY, COULD I BORROW
SOME OF YOUR DETERGENT?
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WHY, CERTAINLY.
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ANYTHING FOR THE GAL
I WENT TO THE PROM WITH.
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I'LL BE HE'S HANDING OFF
SOME SECRET WEAPON.
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TIME TO CRASH THIS PARTY.
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YOU HAVEN'T AGED A DAY, RAY.
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OH, YOU. [CHUCKLES]
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SpongeBob: HELLO, MAN-RAY.
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WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?
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HEY, MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY.
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I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MABEL.
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ANY FRIEND OF RAY'S
IS A FRIEND OF MINE.
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00:09:26,586 --> 00:09:29,137
ALL RIGHT, MABEL,
THAT'S ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT.
242
00:09:29,206 --> 00:09:31,413
NOW ARE YOU GONNA COME QUIETLY
OR WE WILL HAVE TO TAKE YOU
TO JAIL BY FORCE?
243
00:09:31,482 --> 00:09:34,310
PLAYING DUMB, EH?
244
00:09:34,379 --> 00:09:36,379
YOU HANDLE MAN-RAY.
245
00:09:36,448 --> 00:09:37,896
I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIS LACKEY.
246
00:09:37,965 --> 00:09:39,172
[PATRICK ROARS]
247
00:09:39,241 --> 00:09:40,344
MABEL?
248
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,620
SpongeBob: HAI-YAH!
249
00:09:41,689 --> 00:09:43,448
EAT DRYER SHEETS, MAN-RAY.
250
00:09:43,517 --> 00:09:47,551
[GRUNTING]
251
00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:48,827
IT'S ON NOW.
252
00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:50,275
FILTHY SHORTS ATTACK.
253
00:09:52,482 --> 00:09:53,724
[SCREAMS]
254
00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,344
CLOTHES BASKET BOMBARDMENT.
255
00:09:57,034 --> 00:09:58,000
[GRUNTS]
256
00:10:02,241 --> 00:10:04,931
SURRENDER... MERMAID MAN?
257
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,206
[GRUNTS] OW, THAT'S IT.
258
00:10:07,275 --> 00:10:10,310
TIME FOR THE SPIN CYCLE.
259
00:10:10,379 --> 00:10:11,034
[GASPS]
260
00:10:15,758 --> 00:10:19,137
NOT SO FAST, MAN-RAY.
261
00:10:19,206 --> 00:10:19,931
WHA...?
262
00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:23,103
YOU'RE ALL WET.
263
00:10:23,172 --> 00:10:25,034
YOU NEED TO DRY OUT.
264
00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:26,379
WHAT?
265
00:10:26,448 --> 00:10:30,689
NO, MY HEAD IS DRY CLEAN ONLY...
266
00:10:30,758 --> 00:10:32,724
[SPEAKING IN HIGH VOICE]: BUT
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
267
00:10:32,793 --> 00:10:34,655
JUST KEEP MOVING.
268
00:10:34,724 --> 00:10:35,931
YOU TOO, MISSY.
269
00:10:38,517 --> 00:10:40,275
WELL, OUR WORK IS DONE HERE.
270
00:10:52,413 --> 00:10:54,862
Man: MY LEGS, MY LEGS...
271
00:10:54,931 --> 00:10:56,172
Woman: DR. FORREST, DIAL ONE...
272
00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:57,827
Mermaid Man: GOOD JOB, BOYS.
273
00:10:57,896 --> 00:11:00,551
YOU WON THE TOURNAMENT
AND RETURNED THE COSTUMES.
274
00:11:09,413 --> 00:11:11,448
THANKS AGAIN, BOYS.
275
00:11:11,517 --> 00:11:13,379
JUST DOING OUR MERMA-DUTY.
276
00:11:13,448 --> 00:11:15,482
AND THEN SOME.
277
00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:17,206
[LAUGHS] "AND THEN SOME,"
THAT'S GOOD.
278
00:11:17,275 --> 00:11:19,172
GOOD-BYE, YOUNG MEN.
279
00:11:19,241 --> 00:11:22,448
OH, LOOK, WE HAVE MORE VISITORS.
280
00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:24,034
Woman: THERE THEY ARE,
OH, GET 'EM.
281
00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:26,172
LOOKING GOOD, MAN-RAY.
282
00:11:26,241 --> 00:11:29,758
[CLAMORING...]
283
00:11:31,551 --> 00:11:33,931
FASTER, YOU OLD COOT.
284
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:38,034
[CLAMORING]
285
00:11:38,103 --> 00:11:40,379
THEY HAVE SO MANY FANS.
286
00:11:40,448 --> 00:11:44,241
[CLAMORING]
287
00:11:46,413 --> 00:11:48,000
[♪...]
288
00:11:57,379 --> 00:11:59,689
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
289
00:11:59,758 --> 00:12:02,068
THANK YOU.
290
00:12:02,137 --> 00:12:03,379
THANK YOU.
291
00:12:06,068 --> 00:12:07,103
AH.
292
00:12:07,172 --> 00:12:08,793
ISN'T IT GRAND?
293
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,103
WHAT IS?
294
00:12:10,172 --> 00:12:12,551
HE'S SUCH A GREAT MUSICIAN.
295
00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:14,275
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO TOUCH
AN INSTRUMENT TO BE BRILLIANT.
296
00:12:16,965 --> 00:12:18,137
[CHEERING]
297
00:12:18,206 --> 00:12:20,586
ALL RIGHT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
298
00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:22,862
BUNCH OF NONSENSE.
299
00:12:22,931 --> 00:12:25,482
WHY, HERE HE COMES NOW.
300
00:12:25,551 --> 00:12:28,275
[GASPS] IT ISHIM.
301
00:12:28,344 --> 00:12:30,034
HUH?
302
00:12:30,103 --> 00:12:33,724
AREN'T YOU THE ESTEEMED
SQUILLIAM FANCYSON THE THIRD
303
00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:37,000
WHO WE ALL CAME HERE
TO SEE PERFORM TONIGHT?
304
00:12:37,068 --> 00:12:38,413
NO, I AM NOT.
305
00:12:38,482 --> 00:12:40,655
NOR WOULD I EVER WANT TO BE.
306
00:12:40,724 --> 00:12:43,379
I AM QUITE CONTENT BEING
SQUIDWARD Q. TENTACLES.
307
00:12:43,448 --> 00:12:45,758
OH, DEAR.
308
00:12:45,827 --> 00:12:47,103
WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD.
309
00:12:47,172 --> 00:12:48,206
WHY?
310
00:12:48,275 --> 00:12:50,896
BECAUSE I'M HEAD MATRON
311
00:12:50,965 --> 00:12:53,655
AT AN ESTEEMED
MUSICAL COLLEGE IN TOWN
312
00:12:53,724 --> 00:12:56,758
AND THOUGHT IF YOU WERE
SQUILLIAM FANCYSON
313
00:12:56,827 --> 00:12:59,379
I WOULD OFFER YOU
THE HIGH-PAYING
314
00:12:59,448 --> 00:13:02,000
AND PRESTIGIOUS OPPORTUNITY
315
00:13:02,068 --> 00:13:04,896
TO COME THERE AND TEACH
YOUR VERY OWN MUSIC CLASS.
316
00:13:04,965 --> 00:13:09,758
MY VERY OWN MUSIC CLASS?
317
00:13:09,827 --> 00:13:11,586
DID YOU SAY
"SQUILLIAM FANCYSON"?
318
00:13:11,655 --> 00:13:12,620
YES.
319
00:13:12,689 --> 00:13:14,482
I'M...
320
00:13:14,551 --> 00:13:17,310
SQUILLIAM FANCYSON.
321
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,758
BUT DIDN'T YOU
JUST SAY A MINUTE AGO
322
00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:22,586
THAT YOUR NAME WAS
SQUIDWARD Q. TENTACLES?
323
00:13:22,655 --> 00:13:24,551
IT IS- NO, I MEAN, UH,
NO, NO, I DIDN'T.
324
00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:25,862
WELL, THAT'S A RELIEF.
325
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,724
I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF A MORON
326
00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:29,931
WOULD GO TO THEIR
WORST ENEMY'S MUSIC RECITAL?
327
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,379
A VERY PATHETIC ONE,
THAT'S WHOM.
328
00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:33,724
INDEED. [LAUGHS]
329
00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:35,620
[LAUGHING]
330
00:13:37,172 --> 00:13:41,137
[LAUGHING LOUDLY]
331
00:13:41,206 --> 00:13:42,827
OH.
332
00:13:42,896 --> 00:13:45,379
WELL, GOOD EVENING,
PROFESSOR SQUILLIAM.
333
00:13:45,448 --> 00:13:47,206
WHO?
334
00:13:47,275 --> 00:13:50,586
UH, UM, UH, AND
A GOOD EVENING TO YOU AS WELL.
335
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:53,344
HMM, MUSIC TYPES.
336
00:13:53,413 --> 00:13:56,275
OH, THEY'RE SO STRANGE.
337
00:13:56,344 --> 00:13:57,655
[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
338
00:13:57,724 --> 00:13:59,000
[DOOR OPENS]
339
00:14:07,586 --> 00:14:09,172
[CLEARS THROAT]
340
00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:11,206
GOOD EVENING, STUDENTS.
341
00:14:11,275 --> 00:14:13,206
NOW OUR FIRST...
342
00:14:13,275 --> 00:14:15,310
GOOD EVENING, PROFESSOR.
343
00:14:17,034 --> 00:14:18,586
AS I WAS SAYING...
344
00:14:18,655 --> 00:14:20,482
OUR FIRST...
345
00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:22,793
YES.
346
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,689
AREN'T YOU GONNA
WRITE YOUR NAME ON THE BOARD
LIKE MOST PROFESSORS DO?
347
00:14:25,758 --> 00:14:28,206
MY, MY NAME, WHAT FOR?
348
00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:30,793
WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT JUST SEEMS LIKE
349
00:14:30,862 --> 00:14:34,103
TEACHERS USUALLY WRITE
THEIR NAMES ON THE BOARD
THE FIRST DAY OF CLASS.
350
00:14:34,172 --> 00:14:36,103
[SIGHS]
351
00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:38,689
WHY DON'T YOUCOME
WRITE YOURNAME ON THE BOARD?
352
00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:40,137
WE'LL SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT.
353
00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:42,724
[SCOFFS] OK.
354
00:14:50,172 --> 00:14:53,793
THERE, NOW HOW DOES
THAT FEEL, "BILLY"?
355
00:14:53,862 --> 00:14:56,620
OK, I, I GUESS.
356
00:14:56,689 --> 00:14:57,965
GOOD.
357
00:14:58,034 --> 00:15:00,137
NOW WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR SEAT
358
00:15:00,206 --> 00:15:03,137
AND STOP POKING YOUR NOSE
INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS?
359
00:15:07,068 --> 00:15:10,586
NOW IF WE CAN
GO FOR FIVE MINUTES
360
00:15:10,655 --> 00:15:13,413
WITHOUT HAVING
ANY FURTHER INTERRUPTIONS,
I'D WOULD LIKE TO...
361
00:15:13,482 --> 00:15:14,689
[LAUGHS]
362
00:15:14,758 --> 00:15:17,379
HEY, LOOK, IT'S SQUID-
363
00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:20,931
UH, "SQUILLIAM," EVERYBODY,
HE WAS ABOUT TO SAY "SQUILLIAM."
364
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,862
OH, UH, OH, ACTUALLY, I THINK
HE WAS ABOUT TO SAY "SQUID-"
365
00:15:24,931 --> 00:15:28,275
DIDN'T YOU TWO NINCOMPOOPS KNOW
366
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,931
I HAD MY NAME LEGALLY CHANGED
TO "SQUILLIAM FANCYSON"?
367
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,965
AND YOU ARE TO REFER TO ME
ONLY AS PROFESSOR SQUILLIAM
368
00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:38,310
FROM NOW UNTIL THE END OF TIME.
369
00:15:38,379 --> 00:15:40,275
NOW BLINK TWICE
SO I KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND.
370
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,241
OK, GOOD.
371
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:46,931
HEY, HE BLINKED THREE TIMES.
372
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,034
WOW, ONLY EIGHT MINUTES IN
373
00:15:50,103 --> 00:15:52,103
AND WE'VE ALREADY
BEEN GIVEN A MATH QUIZ.
374
00:15:52,172 --> 00:15:54,275
VERY ADVANCED MUSIC CLASS,
HUH, PATRICK?
375
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,000
I'LL SAY.
376
00:15:56,068 --> 00:15:58,620
WOULD YOU TWO NUMBSKULLS
MIND TELLING ME
377
00:15:58,689 --> 00:16:00,206
WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN
MUSIC CLASS, ANYWAY?
378
00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:02,620
SURE.
379
00:16:02,689 --> 00:16:04,551
PATRICK'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION
WAS TO LEARN TO PLAY
AN INSTRUMENT.
380
00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:07,448
YOU TOLD ME YOUR RESOLUTION
WAS TO SIGN UP FOR
381
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:11,586
AN ALL-NATURAL, SLIMMING,
TONING, AND INCREASED
MUSCLE MASS PROGRAM.
382
00:16:11,655 --> 00:16:12,758
IT WAS.
383
00:16:12,827 --> 00:16:14,896
I TRADED WITH SPONGEBOB.
384
00:16:14,965 --> 00:16:18,689
AND I HAVE BEEN REALLY HAPPY
WITH THE RESULTS, SEE?
385
00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:21,448
WOW, THOSE ARE
IMPRESSIVE RESULTS.
386
00:16:21,517 --> 00:16:22,931
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
387
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,172
[CLEARS THROAT]
388
00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:26,413
AS YOU MAY NOT BE AWARE
389
00:16:26,482 --> 00:16:27,655
MUSIC IS A...
390
00:16:27,724 --> 00:16:28,689
[SPONGEBOB LAUGHS]
391
00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:30,068
MUSIC IS A...
392
00:16:30,137 --> 00:16:32,344
[SPONGEBOB LAUGHS]
393
00:16:32,931 --> 00:16:35,241
[QUICKLY]: MUSIC IS
A COMPLICATED SERIES OF...
394
00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:36,000
[SPONGEBOB LAUGHS]
395
00:16:38,724 --> 00:16:41,137
IS A COMPLICATED SERIES OF NOTES
THAT, WHEN PLAYED IN THE...
396
00:16:41,206 --> 00:16:43,620
[LAUGHS]
397
00:16:43,689 --> 00:16:45,965
SPONGEBOB, DO YOU MIND?
398
00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:48,862
THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE HERE
BESIDES YOU, YOU KNOW.
399
00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:53,586
AND I DON'T THINK
THEYAPPRECIATE YOU
DEPRIVING THEM OF MYWISDOM.
400
00:16:53,655 --> 00:16:57,931
[SIGHS] I'M SORRY,
"PROFESSOR SQUILLIAM."
401
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,758
PATRICK HERE KEEPS
TICKLING MY FOOT.
402
00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:05,896
NO WAY, HE'S MAKING THAT UP.
403
00:17:05,965 --> 00:17:07,551
IT WAS HIM.
404
00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:10,379
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE
HE WAS TICKLING HIMSELF?
405
00:17:10,448 --> 00:17:12,724
YOU BETTER TELL HIM, SPONGEBOB.
406
00:17:12,793 --> 00:17:14,034
ALL RIGHT, IT WAS ME.
407
00:17:14,103 --> 00:17:15,758
YOU WERE TICKLING YOURSELF.
408
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,137
MM-HMM.
409
00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:17,793
HOW?LIKE THIS.
410
00:17:19,827 --> 00:17:22,000
[LAUGHS]
411
00:17:23,827 --> 00:17:26,172
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH!
412
00:17:32,241 --> 00:17:33,689
THERE.
413
00:17:33,758 --> 00:17:35,482
NOW, AS I WAS SAYING
414
00:17:35,551 --> 00:17:37,275
MUSIC IS A SERIES OF COMPLEX...
415
00:17:37,344 --> 00:17:39,620
[SPONGEBOB LAUGHS]
416
00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:42,448
SPONGEBOB, I TOLD YOU
TO STOP TICKLING YOURSELF.
417
00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:45,413
ACTUALLY, THAT TIME...
IT REALLY WAS ME.
418
00:17:48,655 --> 00:17:51,103
NOW I'M GOING TO PUT SOME NOTES
ON THE CHALKBOARD.
419
00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:56,827
[WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY]
420
00:17:56,896 --> 00:17:59,758
EXCUSE ME?
421
00:17:59,827 --> 00:18:02,206
IS THIS SOMETHING
YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH
THE REST OF THE CLASS?
422
00:18:02,275 --> 00:18:04,448
UH-UH.
423
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:07,310
GO ON, YOU'VE ALREADY
INTERRUPTED ONCE.
424
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:10,862
YOU MIGHT AS WELL TELL US
WHAT WAS SO VERY IMPORTANT.
425
00:18:10,931 --> 00:18:13,517
WELL...
426
00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:16,034
I WAS JUST SAYING THAT
THESE LINES YOU DREW
427
00:18:16,103 --> 00:18:18,413
REMIND ME OF A RAILROAD TRACK.
428
00:18:18,482 --> 00:18:21,965
I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING
INSIPID, INSANE
429
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,413
UNINTERESTING OR IRRELEVANT.
430
00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:29,724
WELL, ACTUALLY, THERE WAS
A RAILROAD CONVENTION
IN TOWN LAST WEEK
431
00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:33,551
AND I BOUGHT MYSELF THIS
NIFTY CONDUCTOR'S CAP.
432
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:37,379
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE
RIDICULOUS-LOOKING OBJECT
433
00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:38,620
ON TOP OF
ANYBODY'S HEAD ANYWHERE.
434
00:18:40,482 --> 00:18:43,206
WELL, I DON'T KNOW,
SUITS MY NEEDS.
435
00:18:43,275 --> 00:18:46,137
WHAT ELSE DID YOU BUY
AT THIS CONVENTION?
436
00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:49,172
YOUR VERY OWN LOCOMOTIVE?
[LAUGHS]
437
00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:51,310
YES.
438
00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:52,896
[LAUGHS]- WHAT THE?
439
00:19:03,413 --> 00:19:06,724
[WHISTLE TOOTS]
440
00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:15,896
NOW WHERE WERE...
441
00:19:15,965 --> 00:19:17,965
WE?
442
00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:20,931
THIS IS WHAT'S KNOWN AS
A METRONOME.
443
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,448
HEY, MY MOM HAS ONE OF THOSE
IN HER GARDEN.
444
00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:24,586
OH, NO, SPONGEBOB.
445
00:19:24,655 --> 00:19:26,931
THAT WAS A GARDEN GNOME.
446
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,689
[CLEARS THROAT] ANYWAY.
447
00:19:28,758 --> 00:19:32,586
THE METRONOME
HELPS US KEEP TIME.
448
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:44,344
SpongeBob and Patrick: TICK,
TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK...
449
00:19:44,413 --> 00:19:46,620
TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK....
450
00:19:46,689 --> 00:19:48,000
DO YOU MIND?
451
00:19:48,068 --> 00:19:50,034
TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK...
452
00:19:50,103 --> 00:19:53,517
IS THERE SOMETHING SERIOUSLY
WRONG WITH YOUR HEADS?
453
00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:56,827
MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN
POINTED IN ONE DIRECTION.
454
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,034
I SEE THAT NOW.
455
00:19:59,103 --> 00:20:01,551
THERE'S NEVER BEEN
ANY CHOICE FOR ME.
456
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:04,413
WOULD YOU TWO NINCOMPOOPS
CUT IT OUT?
457
00:20:04,482 --> 00:20:06,103
OR AM I GONNA...[KNOCK AT DOOR]
458
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,034
HELLO.
459
00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:09,793
WE'RE WITH THE LOCAL
BIKINI BOTTOM NEWS CHANNEL.
460
00:20:09,862 --> 00:20:10,758
I'M A REPORTER.
461
00:20:10,827 --> 00:20:13,206
[GASPS]
462
00:20:13,275 --> 00:20:15,379
WE'RE HERE TO CONDUCT
AN INTERVIEW WITH
463
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:18,793
THE ESTEEMED MUSICAL GENIUS
SQUILLIAM FANCYSON.
464
00:20:18,862 --> 00:20:20,724
SpongeBob and Patrick: TICK,
TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK...
465
00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:21,896
TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK...
466
00:20:21,965 --> 00:20:23,000
PLEASE IGNORE THEM.
467
00:20:23,068 --> 00:20:24,275
ARE THOSE STUDENTS OF YOURS?
468
00:20:24,344 --> 00:20:26,000
NOPE, THEY'RE JUST MORONS.
469
00:20:26,068 --> 00:20:27,793
COME ON, YOU TWO,
SNAP OUT OF IT.
470
00:20:27,862 --> 00:20:31,379
THEY APPEAR TO BE
IN SOME TYPE OF TRANCE.
471
00:20:31,448 --> 00:20:33,965
A CASE OF GENUINE
HYPNOSIS LIKE THIS
472
00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:35,758
MAKES A MUCH HOTTER SCOOP.
473
00:20:35,827 --> 00:20:37,827
HOTTER SCOOP?
474
00:20:37,896 --> 00:20:40,862
WELL, IT'S THE SORT OF THING
THAT BORDERS ON THE PARANORMAL.
475
00:20:40,931 --> 00:20:42,482
OUR VIEWERS JUST
EAT THAT STUFF UP.
476
00:20:42,551 --> 00:20:44,896
PARANORMAL?
477
00:20:44,965 --> 00:20:47,689
THE ONLY THING PARANORMAL
AROUND HERE
478
00:20:47,758 --> 00:20:50,689
IS HOW FAST I'M GONNA
MAKE YOU TWO DISAPPEAR.
479
00:20:50,896 --> 00:20:52,586
DON'T BLAME ME...
480
00:20:52,655 --> 00:20:54,586
BLAME THE MARKET...
481
00:20:54,655 --> 00:20:55,724
[GRUNTS AND PANTS][SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
482
00:20:57,241 --> 00:20:59,310
WHAT, WHERE AM I?
483
00:20:59,379 --> 00:21:01,724
I FELT LIKE I WAS IN
SOME SORT OF HORRIBLE TRANCE.
484
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:04,172
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?
485
00:21:04,241 --> 00:21:05,965
OK.
OK.
486
00:21:06,034 --> 00:21:10,068
YOU ONCE AGAIN MANAGED TO
SINGLE-HANDEDLY ANNIHILATE
487
00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:14,103
WHAT MIGHT BE THE ONE AND ONLY
CHANCE I MAY EVER GET
488
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:18,000
TO SOW JUST ONE TINY SEED
OF CREATIVE HOPE
489
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,310
INTO THE CULTURALLY BARREN
WASTELAND
490
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:24,862
THAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US
IS FORCED TO CALL HOME.
491
00:21:24,931 --> 00:21:28,379
ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN
COMMUTING FROM UPSTATE.
492
00:21:28,448 --> 00:21:33,103
NOW I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU TWO
HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY
FOR YOURSELVES.
493
00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:35,896
WELL, I GUESS IF I WAS
TO SAY ONE THING
494
00:21:35,965 --> 00:21:37,448
IT WOULD HAVE TO BE...
495
00:21:37,517 --> 00:21:40,448
WE'RE SORRY, SQUIDWARD.
496
00:21:40,517 --> 00:21:43,413
YEAH, WE'RE SORRY,
SQUIDWARD.
497
00:21:43,482 --> 00:21:45,241
[STAMMERS] NO-NO-NO,
SHH-SHH-SHH.
498
00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:48,551
HEY, DID THOSE GUYS
JUST CALL YOU SQUIDWARD?
499
00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:51,034
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO,
THEY SAID SQUILLIAM.
500
00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:54,482
UGH, I KNEW THIS GUY
WAS A PHONY FROM MINUTE ONE.
501
00:21:54,551 --> 00:21:55,655
I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.
502
00:21:55,724 --> 00:21:57,344
YEAH, ME TOO.
503
00:21:57,413 --> 00:21:59,068
I'M GONNA GET MY TUITION BACK.
504
00:21:59,137 --> 00:22:00,655
NO, WAIT.[STUDENTS CLAMORING]
505
00:22:00,724 --> 00:22:03,068
[CLAMORING]
506
00:22:03,137 --> 00:22:04,344
NO!
507
00:22:04,413 --> 00:22:06,103
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
508
00:22:12,379 --> 00:22:15,379
WHAT, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
509
00:22:15,448 --> 00:22:18,206
SORRY, PROFESSOR,
YOUR LITTLE SYMPHONY IS OVER.
510
00:22:18,275 --> 00:22:20,172
IT'S TRUE, WE'RE ON TO
YOUR LITTLE RUSE.
511
00:22:20,241 --> 00:22:21,827
WHAT A HOT SCOOP.
512
00:22:21,896 --> 00:22:24,586
THE REAL SQUILLIAM,
AS WE ALL KNOW
513
00:22:24,655 --> 00:22:29,103
HAS A LARGE, BUSHY UNIBROW JUST
AT THE BASE OF HIS FOREHEAD.
514
00:22:29,172 --> 00:22:30,448
BUT...
515
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,379
NO UNIBROW.
516
00:22:32,448 --> 00:22:34,689
SQUIDWARD Q. TENTACLES,
I'M PLACING YOU UNDER ARREST
517
00:22:34,758 --> 00:22:35,965
FOR IMPERSONATING A GENIUS.
518
00:22:36,034 --> 00:22:37,034
[HANDCUFFS CLICKING]
519
00:22:42,655 --> 00:22:44,758
TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK...
520
00:22:46,482 --> 00:22:51,103
[♪...]
521
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,896
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
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