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ARE YA READY, KIDS?
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Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
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I CAN'T HEARYOU.
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Kids: [SHOUTING]
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
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♪ OHH... ♪
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪Captain: READY?
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All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS. ♪
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[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]
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[PENNYWHISTLE PLAYS]
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[WAVES CRASHING...
GULLS SQUAWKING]
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[♪...]
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[CLEARING THROAT]
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[CLEARING THROAT CONTINUES]
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[LOUD HACKING]
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MAY I HELP YOU?
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WELL...
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IT'S ALMOST QUITTIN'
TIME, SQUIDWARD.
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[SIGHS]
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GOT ANY BIG PLANS
FOR AFTER WORK?
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NOPE.
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[GROANING]: GRR...
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HEY, SQUIDWARD.
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PRETTY INCREDIBLE
SHIFT, HUH?
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IF YOU SAY SO.
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ANY PLANS AFTER WORK?
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NO.
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YEAH, ME NEITHER.
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JUST GONNA BE HANGIN'
AT "CASA DE SPONGE".
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FEEL FREE TO DROP BY IF
YOU'RE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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[GIGGLING]
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HEY SQUIDWARD, WAIT UP.
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SQUIDWARD, I REALIZE
THAT I DIDN'T REALLY EXTEND
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A PROPER INVITATION
BACK THERE.
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SO WHAT DO
YA SAY, SQUIDWARD?
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HOW 'BOUT YOU COME OVER TO MY
HOUSE FOR A VISIT TONIGHT?
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SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD?
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SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD?
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SPONGEBOB, THANK YOU SO MUCH
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FOR THAT LOVELY INVITATION
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BUT I MUST
RESPECTFULLY TELL YOU
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I WILL NEVER VISIT YOU.
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EVER!
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[CRASHING]
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TAKE HEART, SQUIDWARD.
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IT'LL ALL BE OVER SOON.
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[SOBBING]: OHH...
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PLEASECOME OVER
FOR A VISIT, SQUIDWARD.
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IT'S BEEN SO LONG.
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I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER
YOUR LAST VISIT.
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THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE
I'VE NEVER VISITED YOU.
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[SOBBING]: PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE...
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PLEASE!
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PLEASE...
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PLEASE?
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PLEASE?
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PLEASE, PLEASE-PLEASE...
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PLEASE, PLEASE-PLEASE.
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[SOBBING]: PLEASE...
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PLEASE... PLEASE.
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OK, SQUIDWARD,
MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME.
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French Man: 24 HOURS LATER.
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[SIGHS]
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HEY-O SQUIDWARD.
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YOU GOT ANY...
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BEFORE YOU ASK ME
THAT QUESTION
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ASK YOURSELF THIS:
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WHY WOULD I LEAVE
THE COMFORT OF MYHOME
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WHAT IF I GOT A COUPLE
FOR YOURDIRTY OF THROW PILLOWS?
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PATRICK, HAS SQUIDWARD
EVER VISITED YOU AT HOME?
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ONLY ONCE.
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TO TAKE BACK SOME
STUFF I BORROWED.
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HE SAID HE WOULDN'T LEAVE
THE COMFORT OF HIS OWN HOME
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FOR MY DIRTY LITTLE HOVEL.
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BORROW SOMETHING,
THEN HE'LL HAVE TO COME
OVER TO GET IT BACK.
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AH!
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WELL... HEY, THANKS FOR LETTING
ME PLAY PUZZLE WITH YOU.
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SEE YA LATER.
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THAT'S IT.
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Squidward: A STICK OF BUTTER
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AND JUST A TOUCH OF PEPPER.
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GAH!
[HAMMERING]
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NOT ON THE RUG.
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[GROANING]: OH.
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SPONGEBOB, WILL
YOU KEEP IT DOWN?
[HAMMERING
AND SAWING]
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I AM TRYING TO COOK.
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OH HEY, SQUIDWARD.
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JUST DOING A LITTLE
HOME IMPROVEMENT.
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WELL, YOU MADE ME
SPILL PEPPER ALL OVER
MY IMPORTED RUG.
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[CHUCKLES]:
OK, SQUIDWARD.
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[SIGHS]
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SPONGEBOB.
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NEED THE RIGHT TOOL FOR THE JOB.
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HUH?
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SpongeBob: "DEAR SQUIDWARD...
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THANKS FOR LENDING ME
YOUR VACUUM CLEANER.
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SINCERELY,
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS."
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OH, P.S.
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[LAUGHING]: BAH...
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BAH...
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BAH...
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[RINGING]
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SQUAREPANTS RESIDENCE.
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WHY DO YOU HAVE
MY VACUUM CLEANER?
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SQUIDWARD.
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IT'S BEEN QUITE A WHILE
SINCE I LAST GOT A CALL
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FROM MY FAVORITE
NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR.
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THAT'S BECAUSE
I'VE NEVERCALLED YOU.
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NOW, WHY HAVE YOU STOLEN
MY VACUUM CLEANER?
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I DIDN'T STEAL IT, SILLY,
I BORROWED IT.
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ARE YOU DONE CLEANING UP THAT
DINGY HOLE YOU CALL HOME?
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YOU WON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE
THE PLACE, SQUIDWARD [CHUCKLES].
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YEAH, PROBABLY NOT.
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[BREATHING HEAVY]
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[SIGHS]
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I'LL BE OVER TO GET
MY VACUUM IN 20 MINUTES.
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OH, SQUIDWARD IS FINALLY
COMING FOR A VISIT.
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[MUTTERING GIBBERISH]:
SASSA FRASSIN
MALA POOKIN TARNY RASSER...
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SQUIDWARD,
I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.
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WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE ABODE.
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I HOPE THAT YOU
WILL FIND COMFORT
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AND PLEASE DON'T HESITATE
TO ASK ME IF THERE'S
ANYTHING THAT I CAN...
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YEAH, UH-HUH, I JUST WANT
MY VACUUM BACK... [GASPS]
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YOU'VE MADE AN EXACT
REPLICA OF MY LIVING ROOM.
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WELL, YOU SAID
YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE
THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME.
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SO I BROUGHT
THE COMFORT HERE.
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ISN'T IT GREAT [LAUGHING]?
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NO, IT ISN'T.
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YOU CAN'T JUST STEAL
MY DECORATING STYLE AND...
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[GROANING]
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NEVER MIND,
JUST GIVE ME MY VACUUM.
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WOULD YOU CARE FOR A COOL
AND REFRESHING ICED TEA?
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NO.
HOT HORS D'OEUVRES?
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NO.
NACHOS?
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NO.
BLANCMANGE?
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT IS.
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PLEASE JUST GIVE ME MY VACUUM
SO I CAN GET BACK HOME.
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I HAVE A CASSEROLE
IN THE OVEN.
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YES, OF COURSE.
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PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT WHILE
I GO GRAB YOUR VACUUM.
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PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
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[ANGRY GRUMBLING...]
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ENJOYING YOUR VISIT
SO FAR, SQUIDWARD?
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THIS IS NOT A VISIT.
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YOU ARE GOING
TO GET MY VACUUM.
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AND STOP FLUFFING
THIS PILLOW.
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OK, SQUIDWARD.
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JUST YELL IF YOU
NEED ANYTHING.
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IMBECILE... [GASPS]
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HOW DID HE DO IT?
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HE GOT MY COFFEE TABLE,
MY VASE, SNACK BOWL...
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COASTERS, AND MY "ART OF THE
CLARINET" COFFEE TABLE BOOK.
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AND THIS PILLOW LOOKS JUST LIKE
THE ONE MOMMY MADE FOR ME.
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HE EVEN COPIED
HER STITCH SIGNATURE.
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"FOR SQUIDDY WITH LOVE, MAMA."
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[GASPS]: AHH!
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YOU YELLED?
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NEVER MIND, I'LL FIND
THE VACUUM MYSELF.
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OK, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
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SQUIDWARD SURE SEEMS TO
BE ENJOYING HIS VISIT.
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MY HALLWAY.
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DEAR NEPTUNE.
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HE EVEN GOT THE CHIP IN
THE PAINT FROM WHEN I MOVED IN.
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OK, SQUIDDY,
DON'T GET CREEPED OUT.
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JUST GET THE VACUUM AND GO HOME.
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ALL RIGHT, ISN'T THISNEAT?
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MY BATHROOM.
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[FLUSHING]
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I HAVE TO GIVE HIM
CREDIT, THOUGH.
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EVERY DETAIL IS CORRECT.
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HOW DOES HE KNOW THE EXACT
CONTENTS OF MY MEDICINE CABINET?
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MY RASH CREAM?
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THAT LITTLE SNEAK!
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DID SOMEONE
SAY RASH CREAM?
AHH!
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SPONGEBOB,
YOU IDIOT!
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SQUIDWARD, RASH CREAM.OW, OW, OW...
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[CRASH]
OOPS.
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[MUFFLED SCREAM... CRASH]
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OH, NO.
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AWW...
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HELP!
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[TOILET FLUSHES]
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I DON'T THINK I HAVE
A CREAM FOR THAT.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[GASPS]
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[SIGHS]
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OH, WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE.
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SO ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR
STAY AT "CHEZ SPONGE?"
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[SQUIDWARD SCREAMS]
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[MUTTERING] AHH...
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WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT?
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I NEED TO USE
THE BATHROOM AGAIN.
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[CLICKS CHEEK]
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HURRY BACK,
SQUIDWARD.
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I GOTTA FIND THAT VACUUM
AND GET OUT OF HERE.
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AH!
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HE COPIED ALL 492
OF MY SELF-PORTRAITS.
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AND THEY'RE BETTER THAN MINE.
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[CRYING... WHIMPERING]
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HE EVEN GOT THE RUG RIGHT.
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GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF,
SQUIDDY, OLD BEAN.
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THIS DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
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THIS, THIS... ALL OF
THIS IS JUST, JUST...
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MIMICRY.
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HE DOESN'T POSSESS YOUR STYLE
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OR YOUR DECORATING ACUMEN
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OR YOUR LOVE OF
THE FINER THINGS.
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IN FACT, THE ONLY THING
HE HAS IS...
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IS, IS...
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MY VACUUM CLEANER.
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AND I'LL REMEDY THAT
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...POST-HASTE.
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[GASPS] AH-HA.
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HE PUT YOU IN HERE ALONG
WITH ALL HIS BAD TASTE.
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YOU'RE COMING HOME [GRUNTS]...
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HOME... WITH ME.
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[STRAINING]: WITH ME.
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[SCREAMING]
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[CRASHING]
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SPONGEBOB!
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[VACUUM POWERS ON]
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[POWERS DOWN]
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IS IT REALLY YOU?
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[MUFFLED TRUMPET]
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IT ISYOU.
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MWAH, MWAH, MWAH, MWAH, MWAH.
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COME ON, BABY.
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YOU AND I WILL WALK
OUT OF THIS HORROR SHOW
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THE WAY WE WALKED INTO IT:
240
00:10:31,448 --> 00:10:33,793
WITH DIGNITY AND APLOMB.
241
00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:36,931
[SIREN BLARES]
242
00:10:40,034 --> 00:10:41,689
MY HOUSE.
243
00:10:41,896 --> 00:10:43,931
YOU JUST MISSED
THE FIRE.
244
00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:46,068
WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY HOUSE?
245
00:10:46,275 --> 00:10:49,482
OH, SOME KNUCKLEHEAD LEFT
A CASSEROLE IN THE OVEN.
246
00:10:49,689 --> 00:10:50,689
SPONGE...
247
00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:53,931
...BOB!
248
00:10:54,103 --> 00:10:56,000
AW, DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD.
249
00:10:56,206 --> 00:10:58,034
YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME
TO STAY AT MY HOUSE
250
00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,620
UNTIL YOU GET YOUR HOUSE FIXED.
251
00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:10,551
WHY YES, I'D LOVE ANOTHER
SPOT OF TEA, MR. VACUUM CLEANER.
252
00:11:10,758 --> 00:11:12,793
CARE FOR SOME CASSEROLE?
253
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,275
[HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER]
254
00:11:15,482 --> 00:11:17,275
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES...]
255
00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:20,206
SQUIDWARD?
256
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,068
YOU OK?
257
00:11:22,275 --> 00:11:23,517
SQUIDWARD?
258
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:27,241
SpongeBob: SQUIDWARD!
259
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,000
[SIGHS] AHH...
260
00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:33,448
REPLICA SWEET REPLICA.
261
00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:37,655
[YAWN]
262
00:11:37,862 --> 00:11:40,620
IT SURE WAS GREAT
HAVING SQUIDWARD OVER
FOR A VISIT, AY, GARY?
263
00:11:40,827 --> 00:11:42,413
[SNORING]
264
00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:43,724
MEOW.
265
00:11:46,241 --> 00:11:47,689
[♪...]
266
00:11:56,413 --> 00:11:59,137
French Man: AH, ANOTHER QUIET
DAY IN BIKINI BOTTOM.
267
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:02,551
BUT IT WASN'T ALWAYS THIS WAY.
268
00:12:02,758 --> 00:12:04,689
ONCE IT WAS HORRIBLE.
269
00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:05,241
[THUNDERCLAP]
270
00:12:13,379 --> 00:12:14,793
[THUNDERCLAP]
271
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,586
THE UNIMAGINABLE HAPPENED.
272
00:12:16,793 --> 00:12:20,620
ONE DAY, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
273
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:23,034
CHANGED HIS PANTS.
274
00:12:23,241 --> 00:12:25,827
[LOUD SCREAM]
275
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,896
[TIMER DINGS]
276
00:12:28,068 --> 00:12:32,034
[♪...]
277
00:12:32,241 --> 00:12:34,068
[SINGING]
278
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,413
I REMEMBER AS IF
IT WERE YESTERDAY.
279
00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:39,379
BUT IN FACT,
IT HAPPENEDTHREE DAYS AGO.
280
00:12:39,586 --> 00:12:41,241
[MUSIC REWINDS]
281
00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:43,206
[♪...]
282
00:12:43,413 --> 00:12:45,137
[GROANING]
283
00:12:50,827 --> 00:12:52,275
IT'S LAUNDRY
DAY, GARY.
284
00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:54,965
OOPS.
285
00:12:56,793 --> 00:12:57,379
MEOW.
286
00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:01,758
NOW TO FINISH THE DAY'S CHORES.
287
00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:04,172
[WHISTLING]
288
00:13:04,379 --> 00:13:06,241
[WHISTLING CONTINUES]
289
00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:09,620
[WHISTLING]
290
00:13:09,827 --> 00:13:11,137
[PHONE RINGS]
291
00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:13,551
[RINGS]
HELLO?
292
00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:16,793
HELLO, MAY I SPEAK
WITH SPONGEBOB?
293
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,827
UH, UH...
294
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,517
[HALTINGLY]: SQUARE...
295
00:13:23,724 --> 00:13:26,068
PANTS?
296
00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:28,310
MM, SPEAKING.
297
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:31,655
HEY, HEY, YOU WANNA HEAR
HOW LONG I COULD DO THIS FOR?
298
00:13:31,862 --> 00:13:34,551
BLAH-LOO-BLAH-LOO-BLAH-LOO...
299
00:13:34,758 --> 00:13:36,758
blah-loo-bla-loo-bla-loo...
300
00:13:36,965 --> 00:13:38,551
ACTUALLY, PATRICK, I'M KIND
OF BUSY, CAN IT WAIT?
301
00:13:38,758 --> 00:13:39,827
BLAH-LOO-BLAH-LOO-BLAH-LOO...
302
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,241
NO.
303
00:13:41,448 --> 00:13:43,620
BLAH-LOO-BLAH-LOO...
304
00:13:43,827 --> 00:13:45,206
[Flapping tongue continues...]
305
00:13:45,413 --> 00:13:46,551
[SIGHS]
306
00:13:46,758 --> 00:13:48,172
MUCH LATER.
307
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:51,517
Blah-loo-blah-loo-blah-loo...
308
00:13:51,724 --> 00:13:55,206
Softly: GARY, GO CHECK ON
THE LAUNDRY IN THE DRYER.
309
00:13:55,413 --> 00:13:57,655
OH, MEOW.
310
00:13:57,862 --> 00:13:59,517
...blah-loo-blah-loo-blah-loo...
311
00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:16,448
MUCHMUCH LATER...
312
00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,724
[Flapping tongue continues...]
313
00:14:25,103 --> 00:14:28,206
Uh, pretty long time, huh?
314
00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:30,758
YEAH, PATRICK.
315
00:14:30,965 --> 00:14:32,206
GARY?
316
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,379
[SIZZLING]
317
00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:36,413
THEY SHRUNK!
318
00:14:41,724 --> 00:14:43,793
I'M GONNA NEED TO GET NEW PANTS.
319
00:14:46,655 --> 00:14:49,448
Sales Clerk: I'M SORRY,
MR. SPONGEBOB,
BUT WE'RE NOT EXPECTING
320
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,689
ANOTHER SHIPMENT
OF SQUAREPANTS FOR MONTHS.
321
00:14:51,896 --> 00:14:53,586
OHH...
322
00:14:57,586 --> 00:15:00,275
NO, NOPE.
323
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,000
OOH, NOT THESE.
324
00:15:02,206 --> 00:15:02,931
UNH-UNH.
325
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:05,241
[GASPS]
326
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:08,448
WHOA.
327
00:15:10,413 --> 00:15:13,000
THESE PANTS HUG MY BODY
328
00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:14,724
BETTER THAN MY OWN MOTHER.
329
00:15:22,827 --> 00:15:24,103
HEY, PATRICK...
330
00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,931
NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT?
331
00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:29,172
POSE, POSE, POSE...
332
00:15:29,379 --> 00:15:31,344
...POSE?
DO I KNOW YOU?
333
00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:33,724
[LAUGHING]: BAH...
IT'S ME, SPONGEBOB.
334
00:15:33,931 --> 00:15:35,655
SPONGEBOB?
335
00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:39,379
NO YOU'RE NOT.
336
00:15:39,586 --> 00:15:42,827
SPONGEBOB HAS
SQUAREPANTS.
337
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,310
NOW LEAVE ME ALONE,
YOU MYSTERIOUS STRANGER.
338
00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:49,379
PATRICK'S SO FULL
OF TARTER SAUCE.
339
00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:50,965
I'M STILL ME.
340
00:15:51,137 --> 00:15:53,344
IT'S JUST A PAIR OF PANTS.
341
00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:55,344
IT'S NOT LIKE MY FRIENDS
WON'T RECOGNIZE ME.
342
00:15:55,551 --> 00:15:57,551
Sandy: WELL,
HOWDY, STRANGER.
343
00:15:57,758 --> 00:16:00,241
I DON'T RECOGNIZE YOU IN
THOSE NEW-FANGLED DUNGAREES.
344
00:16:00,448 --> 00:16:02,206
[WOLF WHISTLE]
345
00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:04,793
YOU MUST BE
SPONGEBOB FANCY PANTS.
346
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,724
CLOTHES REALLY
DO MAKE THE MAN.
347
00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:09,310
SANDY DIDN'T
RECOGNIZE ME, EITHER.
348
00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:11,517
THESE PANTS ARE MORE POWERFUL
THAN I THOUGHT.
349
00:16:11,724 --> 00:16:13,793
'COURSE IT WAS JUST SANDY.
350
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,241
AND NEPTUNE KNOWS WHAT GOES ON
INSIDE A SQUIRREL'S HEAD.
351
00:16:16,448 --> 00:16:18,655
[CHATTERING]
352
00:16:18,862 --> 00:16:22,517
EWW... BUT I KNOW MY BEST BUDDY
SQUIDWARD WILL RECOGNIZE ME.
353
00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:25,275
WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH
SO MUCH TOGETHER.
354
00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:27,448
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA,
LA-LA, LA-LA, LA ♪
355
00:16:27,655 --> 00:16:29,413
OH, NO.
356
00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:32,034
IT'S THAT LITTLE
YELLOW FREAK.
357
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,137
[SING-SONG]:
HI, SQUIDWARD.
358
00:16:34,344 --> 00:16:37,068
JUST IGNORE HIM,
MAYBE HE'LL GO AWAY.
359
00:16:37,275 --> 00:16:39,000
[SING-SONG]:
OH, SQUIDWARD.
360
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,172
♪ GUESS WHO? ♪
361
00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:43,620
DO I KNOW YOU?
362
00:16:43,827 --> 00:16:46,931
OH, SURE YOU DO,
IT'S ME.
363
00:16:47,103 --> 00:16:50,275
SPONGEBOB... SQUAREPANTS?
364
00:16:50,482 --> 00:16:52,862
NEVER SEEN YOU
BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
365
00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:53,965
[GRUNTS] OOH.
366
00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:58,620
WELL, MAYBE THESE PICTURES OF US
TOGETHER WILL JOG YOUR MEMORY.
367
00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:00,758
ME AND YOU AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.
368
00:17:00,965 --> 00:17:02,862
YOU AND ME AT WORK.
369
00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:05,172
THAT LITTLE SLUMBER PARTY
WE HAD LAST WEEK.
370
00:17:05,379 --> 00:17:06,344
I FORGOT WHEN THIS WAS TAKEN.
371
00:17:09,482 --> 00:17:11,000
IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO BE YOU?
372
00:17:11,206 --> 00:17:12,103
[SIGHS]
373
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,068
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
374
00:17:16,275 --> 00:17:18,206
HE ACTUALLY LEFT.
375
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,379
[LAUGHING]
376
00:17:20,586 --> 00:17:21,862
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
SQUIDWARD DIDN'T
KNOW ME EITHER.
377
00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:23,689
IT'S LIKE WE'D NEVER MET.
378
00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:26,206
MAYBE PATRICK IS RIGHT.
379
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,965
OH, NO, IT'S LOCKED.
380
00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:31,344
GARY, HEY GARY.
381
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,275
CAN YOU OPEN THE DOOR?
382
00:17:33,482 --> 00:17:34,862
I LEFT MY KEYS
IN MY OTHER PANTS.
383
00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:36,206
HELLO?
384
00:17:36,413 --> 00:17:37,896
CAN I HELP YOU?
385
00:17:38,068 --> 00:17:39,965
PATRICK, IT'S ME, SPONGEBOB.
386
00:17:40,137 --> 00:17:43,275
OH, RIGHT, YOU'RE THAT
ROUND PANTS FELLOW.
387
00:17:43,482 --> 00:17:44,793
PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN MY HOUSE?
388
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,862
YOUR HOUSE?
389
00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:50,551
THIS HOUSE BELONGS
TO SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
390
00:17:50,758 --> 00:17:52,275
AT LEAST IT DID
BEFORE HE LEFT US.
391
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,827
I WISH I COULD SEE HIM
ONE LAST TIME.
392
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,241
OH, BARNACLES.
393
00:18:02,586 --> 00:18:06,206
I GUESS I'M NOT SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS ANYMORE.
394
00:18:06,413 --> 00:18:08,448
I'LL HAVE TO START
ALL OVER AGAIN.
395
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,931
...HELLO, SIR, I'D LIKE
AN APPLICATION, PLEASE.
396
00:18:13,275 --> 00:18:16,000
MY NAME IS SPONGEBOB
SQUARE... AHH.
397
00:18:16,206 --> 00:18:17,931
[COUGHING... CLEARS THROAT]
398
00:18:18,103 --> 00:18:20,000
[HACKING COUGH]
399
00:18:20,206 --> 00:18:22,000
OH, WHOO, HM.
400
00:18:22,172 --> 00:18:24,103
SORRY, I'M A LITTLE [HACKING]
401
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:26,862
I'M A LITTLE...[HACKING]
SORRY, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
402
00:18:27,034 --> 00:18:31,000
MY NAME IS SPONGEBOB
ROUND...PANTS.
403
00:18:31,172 --> 00:18:33,379
AND I WOULD LIKE
TO SEEK EMPLOYMENT FROM
THIS EATING ESTABLISHMENT.
404
00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:39,551
[SQUIDWARD MOANS]
405
00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:42,241
OH, DEAR, ARE YOU OK,
MR. CASHIER... OOH!
406
00:18:42,448 --> 00:18:44,379
HERE ARE THE APPLICATIONS.
407
00:18:44,586 --> 00:18:46,862
LET'S SEE HERE.
408
00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:50,137
NAME: SPONGEBOB ROUNDPANTS.
409
00:18:50,344 --> 00:18:52,344
WELL, THIS IS GOING WELL.
410
00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:55,000
HEY, MR. CASHIER,
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA BE
411
00:18:55,206 --> 00:18:57,448
CO-WORKERS!
412
00:18:57,655 --> 00:18:59,862
[MUTTERING]
413
00:19:00,103 --> 00:19:03,275
QUESTION TWO: "HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN CONVICTED OF A FELONY?"
414
00:19:03,482 --> 00:19:05,206
HM, WHAT'S A FELONY?
415
00:19:05,413 --> 00:19:07,206
BEING TOO DARN HAPPY
ALL THE TIME.
416
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:10,172
OH, YEAH, LOTS AND
LOTS OF FELONIES.
417
00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:11,586
HEH, MORON.
418
00:19:13,965 --> 00:19:15,965
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
419
00:19:16,137 --> 00:19:17,310
I'M FILLING OUT
AN APPLICATION.
420
00:19:17,517 --> 00:19:18,896
GET TO WORK.
421
00:19:19,068 --> 00:19:21,172
[GASPS] I GOT THE JOB?
422
00:19:21,379 --> 00:19:24,000
OH, BOY.
423
00:19:24,172 --> 00:19:25,586
MY FIRST DAY
ON THE JOB.
424
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:27,482
I AM SO EXCITED.
425
00:19:27,689 --> 00:19:29,344
WHOO-HOO!
426
00:19:29,551 --> 00:19:31,241
WHATEVER.
427
00:19:31,448 --> 00:19:33,310
YOU'VE WORKED HERE A LONG TIME.
428
00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:34,689
WHY DON'T YOU SHOW
THIS ROOKIE THE ROPES.
429
00:19:34,896 --> 00:19:36,620
OH, I'D LOVE TO.
430
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,793
YAY!
431
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,551
WHAT, NO, DON'T...
432
00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:44,379
SO WHAT DO I DO FIRST?
433
00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:46,344
[SIGHS]: FINE.
434
00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:48,896
TAKE A KRABBY PATTY
AND PUT IT ON THE GRILL.
435
00:19:49,068 --> 00:19:50,793
SHOULDN'T YOU WATCH IT?
436
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,379
WHY, I DON'T THINK
IT'S GOING ANYWHERE.
437
00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:56,413
OOH, VERY ZEN.
438
00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:02,931
WHAT NEXT, OH, ORACLE
OF KRABBY WISDOM?
439
00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:04,586
I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM.
440
00:20:06,724 --> 00:20:07,413
HM, I'LL GO TOO.
441
00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:14,655
HOW'S IT GOING IN THERE, BOSS?
442
00:20:16,931 --> 00:20:18,137
UM... FINE.
443
00:20:18,344 --> 00:20:20,275
"GOING FINE."
444
00:20:20,482 --> 00:20:24,103
[WRITING...]
445
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:27,103
[SNORING... MOANING]
446
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,724
OH,
MR. SQUIDWARD?
DAH!
447
00:20:28,931 --> 00:20:29,206
WHAT'S YOU READING?
448
00:20:32,137 --> 00:20:33,551
"BATHROOM BREAK", CHECK.
449
00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:38,758
HERE'S THE SLOP
YOU ORDERED... ENJOY.
450
00:20:38,965 --> 00:20:40,758
IF YOU CAN CHOKE IT DOWN.
451
00:20:40,965 --> 00:20:43,551
[LAUGHING]: HA, HA-HA-HA.
452
00:20:43,758 --> 00:20:47,344
"BE RUDE TO CUSTOMER
AND INSULT FOOD.
453
00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:48,344
NASALLY LAUGH."
454
00:21:03,689 --> 00:21:05,275
COULD I GET
A KRABBY PATTY COMBO?
455
00:21:05,482 --> 00:21:07,241
NO.
456
00:21:07,448 --> 00:21:09,068
HOW 'BOUT A DOUBLE
KRABBY PATTY?
NO.
457
00:21:09,275 --> 00:21:11,344
CAN I GET A TRIPLE
PATTY WITH CHEESE?
458
00:21:11,551 --> 00:21:13,068
OH, I THINK YOU'VE HAD
WAYTOO MANY OF THOSE.
459
00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:16,206
[NASALLY LAUGHING]
460
00:21:22,172 --> 00:21:24,620
TAUGHT HIM
EVERYTHING
HE KNOWS.
461
00:21:24,827 --> 00:21:27,793
[SNORING]
462
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,344
[SNORING]: OH, OOH...
463
00:21:30,551 --> 00:21:32,827
[ALL COMPLAINING...]
464
00:21:46,068 --> 00:21:50,000
[LAUGHING]
465
00:21:50,172 --> 00:21:51,655
Customer: COME ON.
I DON'T
HAVE ALL DAY.
466
00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:53,655
Customer:
EXCUSE ME?
467
00:21:53,862 --> 00:21:54,965
WHAT ARE
YOU TWO DOING?
468
00:21:55,137 --> 00:21:57,000
GET TO WORK!
469
00:21:57,172 --> 00:21:59,379
I'M USED TO SQUIDWARD
SLEEPING ON THE JOB
470
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:02,689
BUT I EXPECT MORE
FROM YOU MR. SQUAREPANTS.
471
00:22:02,896 --> 00:22:06,000
I AM NOT SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS,
MR. KRABS.
472
00:22:06,206 --> 00:22:08,689
WHAT IN THE NAME OF DAVY JONES
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
473
00:22:08,896 --> 00:22:12,000
I MEAN, DO THESE PANTS
LOOK SQUARE TO YOU?
474
00:22:12,172 --> 00:22:13,206
THEY'RE ROUND.
475
00:22:13,413 --> 00:22:15,620
YEAH, SO?
476
00:22:15,827 --> 00:22:19,620
I CAN'T BE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
WITH ROUNDPANTS.
477
00:22:19,827 --> 00:22:21,103
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
478
00:22:21,310 --> 00:22:21,689
PATRICK.
479
00:22:25,241 --> 00:22:27,275
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TAKE THEM OFF?
480
00:22:29,689 --> 00:22:32,000
ORDER UP, SQUIDWARD.
481
00:22:32,172 --> 00:22:34,000
WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T
482
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SPONGEBOB UNDERPANTS [LAUGHS].
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AHH!
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[♪...]
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[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
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