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ARE YA READY, KIDS?
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Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
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I CAN'T HEARYOU.
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Kids: [SHOUTING]
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
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♪ OHH...
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND
YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS Captain: READY?
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All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS ♪
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[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]
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[PENNYWHISTLE PLAYS]
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[WAVES CRASHING...
GULLS SQUAWKING]
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[♪...]
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AHOY, MR. KRABS.
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HUH?
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OH, AHOY, SPONGEBOB.
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AHOY, MR. KRABS.
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OK, THAT'S OVER WITH.
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NOW WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE
IF FIRST MATE SQUIDWARD
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NEEDS ANY HELP
AT THE REGISTER.
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[CRICKET CHIRPS]
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AND WHAT ARE YOU UP TO
ON THIS FINE, FINE MONDAY?
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WELL, I WAS GONNA
WAIT TILL THIS AFTERNOON
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BUT I GUESS I CAN SHOW YOU NOW.
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SHOW ME WHAT?
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I'M INTRODUCING A NEW
KRUSTY KRAB PROMOTION.
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AH, YOU ARE?
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I SURE AM.
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WHO ARE YOU GONNA
INTRODUCE IT TO?
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WHY, ALL MY LOYAL
CUSTOMERS, OF COURSE.
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HA.
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ANYWAY, WE GOT
NEW BEVERAGE CUPS.
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WOW.
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THERE'S REGULAR, LARGE
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AND THE NEW VIKING SIZE.
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BUT MR. KRABS, THESE ARE
ALL THE SAME SIZE CUP.
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SPONGEBOB, THIS PROMOTION
IS DESIGNED TO SAVE USMONEY.
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AND DON'T FORGET, EACH
PARTICIPATING PATRON
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WHO PURCHASES ANY DRINK
OF OUR NEW KRUSTY KRAB
VIKING SIZE CUP
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GETS A CHANCE TO
TRY ON THIS GENUINE
CARDBOARD VIKING HELMET.
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THAT HE FOUND WHILE CLEANING OUT
HIS ATTIC OVER THE WEEKEND.
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DON'T YOU KNOW WHEN
YOU'RE BEING IGNORED?
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YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE TALKING.
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MR. KRABS, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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NOT SO FAST.
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ACCESS TO THE MIGHTY HELMET
WILL BE GRANTED
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TO ACTIVE PROMOTION
PARTICIPANTS ONLY.
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AND ONLY THOSE WHO
PURCHASE VIKING SIZE.
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MR. KRABS, WHAT'S A VIKING?
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OH, WELL, UM...
THE VIKINGS LIVED
A LONG TIME AGO.
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HOW LONG?
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UH, ABOUT 10 YEARS.
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AND?
UHH...
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO ASK SQUIDWARD ANY
MORE QUESTIONS YOU GOT.
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HE'S THE SMART ONE.
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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BARNACLE BUTT.
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HI, SQUIDWARD.
DAH! WHAT DO
YOU WANT?
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MR. KRABS SAID YOU
WERE GONNA TEACH ME
ALL ABOUT THE VIKINGS.
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OH, REALLY?
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WILL YOU TEACH ME, HUH?
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SURE, I'LL TEACH YOU,
LISTEN CLOSELY NOW.
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...THE VIKINGS WERE A RACE
OF SCHOLARS AND SCIENTISTS
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WHO LIVED BEFORE EVEN
MR. KRABS WAS BORN.
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THEY ARE BELIEVED TO HAVE
DISCOVERED KETCHUP
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AND ENJOYED DRESSING UP
THEIR PETS AS CHUNKS OF MASONRY
ON THE WEEKENDS.
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THEIR FAVORITE MOVIES
ARE IN BLACK AND WHITE.
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LOOK OUT!
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AND GROWN VIKINGS ARE KNOWN
TO COLLECT SOCKS
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WHICH THEY DISPLAY AND TRADE
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AT MONTHLY SOCK-TRADING
CONVENTIONS CALLED
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"SOCK-N-GARTEN."
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SOCK-N-GARTEN.
SOCK-N-GARTEN.
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WOW.
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SQUIDWARD, DO YOU THINK
VIKINGS REALLY
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DRINK THEIR BEVERAGES
IN VIKING SIZE?
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OF COURSE THEY DO.
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HOW ELSE WOULD MR. KRABS
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COME UP WITH SUCH
A BRILLIANT IDEA?
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DO YOU
THINK THAT...
SPONGEBOB!
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CAN'T YOU SEE
I AM TRYING TO WORK?
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BUT...
BUT, BUT.
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THERE'S SO MUCH MORE ABOUT
VIKINGS THAT I WANNA FIND OUT.
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WELL, THEN, WHY
DON'T YOU GO ASK THEM?
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[GASPS]
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THANKS, SQUIDWARD,
MWAH!
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"DEAR VIKINGS.
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I AM WRITING TO ASK YOU GUYS
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ABOUT YOUR LIVES AND STUFF.
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IF YOU WOULD TAKE THE TIME
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TO ANSWER ALL MY NEAT QUESTIONS
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THEN THAT WOULD BE REALLY SWELL.
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[♪...]
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[INSECTS BUZZING]
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AH, HELGA.
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TELL ME ONCE AGAIN
OF THE TIME YOU VISITED
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THOSE REMOTE HIMALAYAN
HOT SPRINGS.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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UHH... A LETTER.
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WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS COME
IN HERE DURING STORY TIME?
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BUT, BUT I...
GUARDS!
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PLEASE, NO,
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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I WAS ONLY
TRYING TO...
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OHH... AH![DOOR OPENS/SHUTS]
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YOUR MAJESTY,
LOOK, A LETTER.
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HOW INCREDIBLY INTERESTING.
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I MUST READ IT AT ONCE.
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[RUMBLING... CRASHING]
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WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.
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MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
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WE'RE VIKINGS.
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OUR CHIEFTAIN SENT US HERE
BECAUSE... WE GOT THIS LETTER.
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SPONGEBOB, THERE'S SOME
VIKINGS HERE TO SEE YOU.
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WHAT'S THAT SQUIDWARD,
I COULDN'T HEAR YOU.
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I WAS- OHH...
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AH, ARE YOU THE ONE
THEY CALL THE SPONGEBOB?
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[CHUCKLES]: I THINK SO.
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WELL, WE ARE HERE TO TEACH YOU
ALL ABOUT THE VIKINGS.
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HUZZAH!
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ONE OF THE THINGS VIKINGS
LIKE TO DO IS REDECORATE.
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HOW INTERESTING.
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AND ANOTHER TING
WE VIKINGS LIKE TO DO IS...
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APPROPRIATE.
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WHAT A FASCINATING CULTURE.
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AND ON OCCASION,
THE VIKINGS...
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WE'VE BEEN KNOWN TO LIBERATE.
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WHAT THE... HEY,
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
HOW MUCH I'M LEARNING.
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SQUIDWARD, I'LL BE
BACK IN ONE HOUR.
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I'M GOING ON ME LUNCH BREAK.
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SQUIDWARD?
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WOULD YOU MIND TELLING US
WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT?
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SHUSH.
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NOW THAT YOU'RE PART OF OUR CREW
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I GUESS WE SHOULD
INTRODUCE OURSELVES.
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THIS IS OLAF.
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AND THIS IS OLAF...
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AND THIS IS OLAF.
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THIS IS... OLAF.
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...OLAF, OLAF, OLAF.
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AND, UM... UM?
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OLAF.
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OLAF.
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SO LET ME GUESS.
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YOUR NAME MUST BE...
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THAT'S RIGHT, GORDON.
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NICE TO MEET YA.
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NOW BEFORE I PUT YOU TWO TO WORK
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I WANNA KNOW WHAT...
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WAIT, I STILL HAVE
LOTS MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT
THE VIKINGS WAY OF LIFE.
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LIKE WHAT?
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WELL, LIKE...
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WHAT DO THE VIKINGS
LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?
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HMM... FUN.
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HM, UM, UM,
UM, UH-WELL...
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WHAT ABOUT
THE SHIELD TOSS?
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OH, YEAH, YEAH-YEAH.
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HM, ANYTHING ELSE?
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UM...
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OOH, WHAT ABOUT
FLAMINGSHIELD TOSS?
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OH, YEAH-YEAH-YEAH.
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[GROANING AND APPLAUSE]
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ANYTHING ELSE?
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All: EHH...
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[SIGHS]: AHH...
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I, I, I CAN'T REALLY
THINK OF ANYTHING.
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ME NEITHER.
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OH, YAH.
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WHAT IS IT, OLAF?
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WE LIKE TO SING SONGS.
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OHH...OHH...
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Vikings: NO, WE DON'T.
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WAIT, NO!
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OK, I ADMIT IT WAS A LOUSY IDEA.
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I PROMISE IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
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AH!
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YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[SCREAMING]: DAH-HOO-DEE-HOO.
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ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?
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I'LL LET YOU KNOW
IF I THINK OF ANYTHING.
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SO TELL ME, WHAT IS IT THAT
YOU TWO KNOW HOW TO DO?
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WELL, MR. KRABS
TELLS ME I'M PRETTY GOOD
WITH A SPATULA.
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HA.
FINE.
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YOU'RE OUR SHIP'S
NEW HEAD CHEF.
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AND WHAT CAN YOU DO?
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WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW
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I'M A WIDELY RENOWNED
CLARINET VIRTUOSO...
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STATE-RECOGNIZED
INTERIOR DESIGN CONSULTANT.
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LICENSED AND BOARD CERTIFIED
ANTIQUE MACRAME CONNOISSEUR.
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BORN AND RAISED COLLECTOR
AND SCULPTOR OF DRIFTWOOD
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AND ABLE TO RECOGNIZE
OVER 1300 BRAND NAMES
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OF SINGLE-PERSON PEDAL-OPERATED
VEHICLES AT A SINGLE GLANCE.
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PLUS, I MAKE
A KILLER SOUFFLE.
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IMPRESSIVE.
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YOU'LL BE THE SHIP'S
BATHROOM ATTENDANT.
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A PROMOTION-
CONGRATULATIONS, SQUIDWARD.
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HOLD IT RIGHT
THERE, WHISKERS.
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LET'S NOT FORGET
YOU'RE THE ONE
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WHO DRAGGED ME ONTO
THIS CRATE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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NOW YOU ASK ME TO POUR
MY HEART OUT, AND THIS IS
THE RESPECT I GET?
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WELL, YOU GOT ANOTHER
THING COMING, HONEY.
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I WANT OFF THIS
BOAT PRONTO.
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ON SECOND THOUGHT,
BATHROOM ATTENDANTS
MAKE DECENT TIPS.
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WELL, LOOK ON
THE BRIGHT SIDE, SQUIDWARD.
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NO MORE LIVING
NEXT DOOR TO SPONGEBOB.
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LET HER RIP, JACK-O.
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SpongeBob: WAIT!
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YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
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YOU MEAN TO QUESTION
THE WILL OF THE TRIBE?
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IF IT MEANS SAVING
MY BEST FRIEND... THEN, YES.
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THEN... PICK UP THE WEAPON
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AND FIGHT WITH ME A DUEL IN
ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY.
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All: [CHANTING]: DUEL, DUEL...
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DUEL, DUEL...
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GO ON,
PICK IT UP.
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BUT...
DUEL...
DUEL...
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[GROANING]
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GO ON, WEAKLING.
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OWNED [LAUGHING].
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BUT, BUT I...
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[ALARM BLARES]
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WE'RE BEING ATTACKED
BY A GIANT MONSTER.
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THIS IS THE END...
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THE END OF THE VIKINGS.
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OH, VALHALLA,
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?
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GUYS, YOU JUST RAN
INTO A PIECE OF ICE.
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NO ONE'S FORSAKEN YOU.
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THERE'S A BREACH
IN THE HULL OVER THERE.
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YOU JUST GOTTA
PATCH IT UP.
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QUICK, EVERYBODY
TAKE ONE OF THESE.
240
00:11:03,482 --> 00:11:04,724
WHAT'S THAT FOR?
241
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IT'S A SECURITY BLANKET.
242
00:11:06,275 --> 00:11:08,034
HOW YA GONNA PATCH UP
A LEAK WITH THAT?
243
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,551
WE'RE NOT...
244
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,000
BUT IT MAKES US
FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
245
00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:13,379
HEY, YOU FORGOT
YOUR BLANKET.
246
00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:18,034
WHAT THE BARNACLES
IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
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DAH!
PARDON ME,
SQUIDWARD.
248
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,206
IT'S ALL YOURS.
249
00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:24,000
THANKS.
250
00:11:29,517 --> 00:11:30,793
THERE.
251
00:11:30,827 --> 00:11:33,206
LOOK UP THERE,
WHAT'S HE DOING?
252
00:11:33,241 --> 00:11:36,034
HERE GOES NOTHING.
253
00:11:42,586 --> 00:11:45,413
[ALL CHEERING]
254
00:11:45,448 --> 00:11:47,206
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL
255
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A VIKING SIZE ADVENTURE.
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[♪...]
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[NEWSREEL SOUNDTRACK
MUSIC PLAYS]
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YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE
THIS TIME, MAN RAY.
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00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:11,137
OUR MOLECULAR BUBBLE
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IS IMPENETRABLE.
261
00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:16,206
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR.
262
00:12:16,241 --> 00:12:18,103
[LAUGHING]
263
00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:20,000
UH-OH.WHOA!
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00:12:20,034 --> 00:12:22,241
[LAUGHING]
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00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,827
STOP!
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00:12:25,413 --> 00:12:26,551
[LAUGHING]
267
00:12:26,586 --> 00:12:27,862
THANKS FOR MAKING THIS EASY.
268
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TILL NEXT TIME...
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[LAUGHING]
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Announcer: You just enjoyed
another exciting episode
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of "Mermaid Man
and Barnacle Boy"
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brought to you
by the new "Mermaid Man
and Barnacle Boy" book.
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[GASPING]
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For the first time
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we learn of these legendary
super heroes' origins
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and their rise to stardom.
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Tomorrow, Mermaid Man
and Barnacle Boy
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will appear in the flesh
signing their new book.
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[EXCITED GASPING]
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Don't delay.
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Arrive early to make sure
you get your copy signed.
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Doors open at 8:00 A.M.
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OH, BOY!
284
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WE'RE GONNA GET OUR BOOKS
AND THEN WE'RE GONNA
285
00:12:59,241 --> 00:13:01,344
MEET MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY.
286
00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:02,793
THEN WE'RE GONNA
SHAKE THEIR HANDS
287
00:13:02,827 --> 00:13:04,448
AND THEN THEY'RE
GONNA SIGN OUR BOOKS!
288
00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:05,896
THERE'S ONLY
ONE PROBLEM!
289
00:13:05,931 --> 00:13:07,379
I CAN'T.
290
00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:09,103
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
291
00:13:09,137 --> 00:13:11,517
I'LL BE IN BOATING SCHOOL
AT 8:00 A.M. TOMORROW.
292
00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:14,931
OHH... WELL, CAN'T
YOU JUST SKIP A DAY?
293
00:13:14,965 --> 00:13:16,655
JUST- JUST CALL IN SICK.
294
00:13:16,689 --> 00:13:18,655
ALWAYS WORKS FOR SQUIDWARD.
295
00:13:18,689 --> 00:13:21,827
AND TARNISH MY REPUTATION FOR
NEVER MISSING ONE DAY OF SCHOOL?
296
00:13:21,862 --> 00:13:23,517
I COULDN'T.
297
00:13:23,551 --> 00:13:25,896
BESIDES THAT WOULD BE LYING,
AND LYING IS WRONG.
298
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:28,862
OK, HMM...
299
00:13:28,896 --> 00:13:30,517
OH, OH-OH, I KNOW.
300
00:13:30,551 --> 00:13:33,448
UM, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS
YOU USE WHEN, UM...
301
00:13:33,482 --> 00:13:35,517
AFTER YOU EAT,
AND YOU NEED TO TAKE A...
302
00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:37,344
OH, TAKE A,
TAKE A BATHROOM BREAK.
303
00:13:37,379 --> 00:13:38,862
THAT'S THE ONE.
304
00:13:38,896 --> 00:13:41,931
WHAT IF YOU TAKE
A BATHROOM BREAK TOMORROW?
305
00:13:41,965 --> 00:13:45,758
SNEAK OUT OF THE WINDOW,
GET YOUR BOOK SIGNED
AND SNEAK BACK INTO CLASS?
306
00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:47,689
IT WOULDN'T TAKE LONG AT ALL.
307
00:13:47,724 --> 00:13:49,551
BUT WHAT IF I DON'T
NEED TO USE BATHROOM?
308
00:13:49,586 --> 00:13:53,034
DUH, THERE'S ALWAYS A CATCH.
309
00:13:53,068 --> 00:13:55,275
[MUTTERING...]
310
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[STAMMERING]
311
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NEED BRAIN FUEL.
312
00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:02,586
OH, SPONGEBOB, HOW AM
I GONNA FEED MY BRAIN
313
00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:05,344
WHEN ALL YOU HAVE IS YOUR
FANCY BUBBLY WATER?
314
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:07,206
WELL, IT'LL HAVE TO DO.
315
00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:11,655
PATRICK, IS THIS REALLY
NECESSARY?
316
00:14:11,689 --> 00:14:14,758
...SARY?
YES, IT IS.
317
00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:17,275
[GULPING]
318
00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:22,482
PATRICK?
YEAH?
319
00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:23,482
YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT?
320
00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:25,206
UH-HUH.
321
00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:27,586
[LOUD BELCH] WHY?
322
00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:28,896
NOTHING, NOTHING.
323
00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:31,034
THAT'S IT!
324
00:14:31,068 --> 00:14:32,724
WHAT [LOUD BELCH]?
325
00:14:32,758 --> 00:14:35,068
I WON'T GO TO
THE BATHROOM TILL TOMORROW.
326
00:14:35,103 --> 00:14:36,586
THEN WHEN I HAVE TO GO
327
00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:39,172
I'LL REALLY HAVE TO GO.
328
00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:40,379
[LAUGHING]
329
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,793
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
330
00:14:41,827 --> 00:14:45,344
CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE HAND
SIGNAL IS FOR A LEFT TURN?
331
00:14:45,379 --> 00:14:47,551
OHH... [MOANING]
332
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:48,827
[GRUNTING]
333
00:14:48,862 --> 00:14:51,586
SOMETHING THE MATTER, SPONGEBOB?
334
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:55,517
YES... A LITTLE, OOH, OOH.
335
00:14:55,551 --> 00:14:57,965
I GOTTA... GOTTA GO TO THE...
336
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,206
I'D SAY SO- HERE.
337
00:15:00,241 --> 00:15:02,103
SpongeBob: THE BATHROOM KEY.
338
00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:05,482
AND MAKE SURE YOU RETURN
THIS BATHROOM KEY TO MYDESK
339
00:15:05,517 --> 00:15:08,724
OR YOU'RE IN
BIG TROUBLE, MISTER.
340
00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:10,068
THANK YOU, MRS. PUFF.
341
00:15:10,103 --> 00:15:11,482
[GROANING]
342
00:15:11,517 --> 00:15:13,241
AND HURRY BACK,
NO DILLY-DALLYING.
343
00:15:13,275 --> 00:15:15,103
THANKS, WILL DO.
344
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:23,103
[CHILDREN CHATTERING]
345
00:15:24,896 --> 00:15:26,068
THERE YOU ARE,
YOUNG MAN.
346
00:15:26,103 --> 00:15:27,758
OH, BOY.
347
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:30,965
SIGNED BY MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY.
348
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:35,000
NOW I SHALL BE THE ENVY OF
THE SUPER HERO FAN CLUB, OHH...
349
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,551
NEXT.
350
00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:38,310
BOY, I SURE DO
LIKE SIGNING BOOKS.
351
00:15:38,344 --> 00:15:39,793
WHAT'S THIS
FOR AGAIN?
352
00:15:39,827 --> 00:15:41,413
SpongeBob: HI, MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY.
353
00:15:41,448 --> 00:15:43,137
WILL YOU SIGN
OUR BOOKS?
354
00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:44,448
OF COURSE.
355
00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:46,413
[EXCITED TWITTERING]
356
00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:47,758
THERE YOU GO.
357
00:15:47,793 --> 00:15:49,068
THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!
358
00:15:49,103 --> 00:15:50,965
MM, ANYTIME, BOYS.
359
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,103
AND REMEMBER,
STAY ON THE PATH
OF "E-VILL".
360
00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:57,172
IT'S STAY AWAY
FROM THE PATH OF E-VILL.
361
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,689
OH.
362
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:01,551
WHAT IS "E-VILL"?
363
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,827
OH, FOR THE LOVE OF...
364
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,793
OK, THAT WAS FUN.
365
00:16:05,827 --> 00:16:07,724
NOW I SHOULD REALLY BE
GETTING BACK TO CLASS.
366
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,275
SPONGEBOB, LOOK!
367
00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:11,413
LET'S GO CATCH IT.
368
00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:13,379
BUT WHAT ABOUT MY CLASS?
369
00:16:13,413 --> 00:16:14,517
THIS IS A SHORTCUT.
370
00:16:14,551 --> 00:16:16,275
OH, MAN, WAIT UP.
371
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,655
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A NET.
372
00:16:17,689 --> 00:16:19,379
PATRICK... [GASPS]
373
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,827
...WOW.
374
00:16:21,862 --> 00:16:24,827
NEPTUNE'S SCEPTER,
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
375
00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:27,413
Patrick:
PRETTY COOL, HUH?
376
00:16:27,448 --> 00:16:28,655
HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
377
00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:30,655
I DIDN'T, THEY DID.
378
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,275
THEY'RE FRIENDLY.
379
00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:34,482
WOW!
380
00:16:34,517 --> 00:16:36,034
[BUZZING]
381
00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:39,068
OH, BOY, YOU WEREN'T
KIDDING [LAUGHING].
382
00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:43,931
YOU'RE FREE TO GO GUYS.
383
00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:51,068
ICE CREAM!
384
00:16:51,103 --> 00:16:54,068
OH, COME ON, I DON'T
HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
385
00:16:54,103 --> 00:16:56,724
YEAH, FOUR SCOOPS.
386
00:16:56,758 --> 00:16:58,793
PATRICK, HAVE YOU
FORGOTTEN, I GOTTA GO.
387
00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:01,000
OH, DON'T BE SUCH
A SOUR PUSS.
388
00:17:01,034 --> 00:17:02,655
HERE, I'LL BUY
YOU A CONE.
389
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,206
[WHISTLING AND NOISEMAKERS BLOW]
390
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,758
CONGRATULATIONS.
391
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:09,586
YOU'RE MY 100th CUSTOMER.
392
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,620
FROM NOW ON YOU
CAN COME BACK
393
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,827
AND HAVE ALL
THE FREE ICE CREAM
YOU WANT.
394
00:17:13,862 --> 00:17:15,172
[LAUGHING]: BAH...
395
00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:23,379
[TEETH CHATTERING]
396
00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:33,551
WELL, THIS CERTAINLY
HAS BEEN A GLORIOUS DAY.
397
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,586
BUT I BETTER GET
BACK TO CLASS.
398
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,000
[MUTTERING]
399
00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:39,034
[CHUCKLING]:
YOU SAID IT, BUDDY.
400
00:17:39,068 --> 00:17:40,862
Sandy: WHERE DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE GOING,
SQUAREPANTS?
401
00:17:40,896 --> 00:17:42,758
YOU JUST GOT HERE.
402
00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:44,827
I'M SORRY, SANDY, BUT I JUST
GOTTA GET BACK TO CLASS.
403
00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:48,034
SURE YOU CAN'T STAY FOR JUST
A SHORT SPELL, SPONGEBOB?
404
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,931
I MEAN, IT'S SUCH
A NICE DAY, AND EVERYONE'S
HAVING A GOOD TIME.
405
00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:53,241
All: HI, SPONGEBOB.
406
00:17:53,275 --> 00:17:57,068
NO, I GAVE MRS. PUFF MY WORD,
AND I SHALL NOT BETRAY HER.
407
00:17:57,103 --> 00:18:00,000
NOT EVEN FOR A GAME OF BADMINTON
WITH ME AND DALE HERE?
408
00:18:00,034 --> 00:18:01,517
OK, MAYBE
JUST ONE GAME.
409
00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:04,655
I'M SERVING IT UP, SPONGEBOB.
410
00:18:04,689 --> 00:18:06,379
READY OR NOT.
411
00:18:07,448 --> 00:18:09,068
PATRICK, DO YOU REMEMBER
412
00:18:09,103 --> 00:18:11,793
HOW TO PLAY
THIS GAME?
MM-MM.
413
00:18:11,827 --> 00:18:13,310
IS THIS THE ONE WHERE
THE LOWEST SCORE WINS?
414
00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:18,172
NICE JOB, SPONGEBOB,
YOUR SERVE.
415
00:18:18,206 --> 00:18:20,379
HERE IT COMES.
416
00:18:20,413 --> 00:18:23,000
NO, WHOA!
417
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:26,827
HEY, I'M GETTING PRETTY
GOOD AT THIS GAME.
418
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:37,517
HE'S ABOUT TO BEAT
THE UNDEFEATED SANDY CHEEKS
419
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,034
AT HER OWN GAME.
420
00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:41,034
[CHANTING]:
SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB...
421
00:18:41,068 --> 00:18:44,379
SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB,
SPONGEBOB...
422
00:18:44,413 --> 00:18:45,517
SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB...
423
00:18:45,551 --> 00:18:47,068
SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB...
424
00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:49,379
SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB...
425
00:18:49,413 --> 00:18:50,793
OHH...
426
00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:53,172
WHOA...
427
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,517
All: YAY!
428
00:18:59,551 --> 00:19:01,413
WELL, I HAD BETTER BE OFF NOW.
429
00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:03,344
Crowd: NO!
430
00:19:03,379 --> 00:19:04,931
DON'T GO, SPONGEBOB.
431
00:19:04,965 --> 00:19:06,482
THINK ABOUT YOUR FANS.
432
00:19:06,517 --> 00:19:08,103
WELL, IF IT'S FOR THE FANS
433
00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:09,482
I GUESS I COULD PLAY
JUST ONE GAME MORE.
434
00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:11,000
Man: NOT TODAY, YELLOW.
435
00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,931
YOU'RE PLAYING WITH
A CONVICTED FELON.
436
00:19:12,965 --> 00:19:15,034
AND WE KNOW HE'S VIOLATED
HIS PAROLE SOMEHOW.
437
00:19:15,068 --> 00:19:16,862
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
CONFESS, DALE.
438
00:19:16,896 --> 00:19:18,931
Dale: HEY, MAN,
I HAVEN'T DONE NOTHING.
439
00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:21,137
OH, YEAH- WHAT HAVE
YOU GOT IN THERE?
440
00:19:21,172 --> 00:19:24,000
HM, QUASI-GUMMY
CHEWY CANDY FISH.
441
00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:26,034
IS THIS HOW YOU HAVE FUN?
442
00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:28,448
BY EATING YOUR OWN KIND?
443
00:19:28,482 --> 00:19:31,448
SCUM LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
444
00:19:31,482 --> 00:19:32,620
CUFF HIM.
445
00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:34,827
[HANDCUFFS CLICK]
446
00:19:34,862 --> 00:19:37,137
IT'S A SHAME
WHAT HAPPENED TO DALE.
447
00:19:37,172 --> 00:19:38,896
WE WERE CLASSMATES
BACK IN BOATING SCHOOL.
448
00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:40,827
HE WAS A GOOD STUDENT
449
00:19:40,862 --> 00:19:43,068
UNTIL HE STARTED
CUTTING CLASS.
450
00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:44,862
EVER SINCE THEN, HE'S LIVED
451
00:19:44,896 --> 00:19:47,620
THE LONELY LIFE OF A CRIMINAL.
452
00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:49,586
EH, EH, GUH, GUH...
453
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,103
CRIMINAL?
454
00:19:51,137 --> 00:19:52,689
I GOTTA GET BACK TO CLASS.
455
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:53,862
[PANTING]
456
00:19:53,896 --> 00:19:55,448
I CAN'T BE A DITCHER.
457
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:11,965
BYE!
458
00:20:15,379 --> 00:20:17,793
[PANTING]
459
00:20:17,827 --> 00:20:19,793
OW- ALMOST THERE.
460
00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:22,586
JUST HAVE TO GET PAST THE...
461
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:25,172
"BIKINI BOTTOM HUG FEST"?
462
00:20:26,206 --> 00:20:28,620
AW, DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?
463
00:20:28,655 --> 00:20:31,137
NO, NO, NAH-NAH-NAH,
NOT NOW, PLEASE.
464
00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:33,172
DON'T FIGHT THE LOVE, KID.
465
00:20:33,206 --> 00:20:34,965
MISS, IF YOU DON'T
LET ME GO RIGHT NOW
466
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,896
I'M GONNA HAVE TO TURN
INTO A CRIMINAL.
467
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,241
WHA!
[GASPS]
468
00:20:38,275 --> 00:20:40,275
THAT SOUNDED
LIKE A THREAT.
469
00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:42,620
I AM SO SORRY.
470
00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:43,620
[SNIFFLES]
471
00:20:43,655 --> 00:20:46,137
[LOUD GRUNTING]
472
00:20:46,172 --> 00:20:49,482
WHOA!
473
00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:50,896
THE TAR PITS?
474
00:20:50,931 --> 00:20:53,517
OH, I'M SINKING, I'M...
475
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,068
I GUESS THIS
IS THE END, SQUAREPANTS.
476
00:20:58,103 --> 00:20:59,965
BUT LIKE THE OLD SAYING GOES:
477
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,275
"BETTER TO END UP SINKING INTO
A PREHISTORIC LAKE OF TAR
478
00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:06,275
THAN TO TURN TO
A LIFE OF CRIME."
479
00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:09,172
GOOD-BYE, WORLD,
GOOD-BYE, MRS. PUFF.
480
00:21:09,206 --> 00:21:10,758
I'LL ALWAYS CHERISH
THOSE LAST KIND WORDS
481
00:21:10,793 --> 00:21:13,344
THAT YOU SAID TO ME.
482
00:21:13,379 --> 00:21:17,241
"MAKE SURE YOU RETURN THAT
BATHROOM KEY TO MY DESK
483
00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:20,206
OR YOU'RE
IN BIG TROUBLE MISTER."
484
00:21:32,103 --> 00:21:35,896
OH, I NEVER RETURNED
MRS. PUFF'S BATHROOM KEY.
485
00:21:35,931 --> 00:21:37,275
I CAN'T GIVE UP NOW.
486
00:21:39,896 --> 00:21:42,586
[CHANTING]: SPONGEBOB,
SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB...
487
00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:44,000
[GROANING]
488
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,241
[STRAINED GROANING]
489
00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:55,379
I MADE IT.
490
00:21:55,413 --> 00:21:57,517
AND A MINUTE BEFORE
THE FINAL BELL.
491
00:21:57,551 --> 00:21:58,655
I AM HOME FREE.
492
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,068
MRS. PUFF, I'M REALLY SORRY.
493
00:22:04,103 --> 00:22:05,793
PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
494
00:22:05,827 --> 00:22:07,034
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
495
00:22:07,068 --> 00:22:09,103
EVERYTHING JUST
GOT AWAY FROM ME.
496
00:22:09,137 --> 00:22:12,758
[TERRIFIED]: I BROUGHT BACK
YOUR BATHROOM KEY, THOUGH.
497
00:22:12,793 --> 00:22:16,793
I HAVEN'T THE FOGGIEST IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE CARRYING
ON ABOUT, SPONGEBOB.
498
00:22:16,827 --> 00:22:18,517
BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR IT.
499
00:22:18,551 --> 00:22:20,620
I'VE GOT MY OWN PROBLEMS.
500
00:22:20,655 --> 00:22:25,000
JOHNNY LAW FINALLY CAUGHT UP
TO ME FOR DITCHIN' JURY DUTY.
501
00:22:25,034 --> 00:22:26,931
LET THIS BE
A LESSON TO YOU, SON.
502
00:22:26,965 --> 00:22:28,689
[GASPS]
503
00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:30,586
NEVER DITCH.
504
00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:34,068
OK, MRS. PUFF,
I'LL NEVER DITCH AGAIN.
505
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,000
THAT'S A GOOD BOY, SPONGEBOB.
506
00:22:36,034 --> 00:22:38,206
GOOD... AGAIN?
507
00:22:38,241 --> 00:22:40,137
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "AGAIN"?!
508
00:22:40,172 --> 00:22:41,482
[TIRES SCREECH]
509
00:22:41,517 --> 00:22:43,206
[ALARM BLARES]
510
00:22:45,862 --> 00:22:48,862
[♪...]
511
00:23:27,758 --> 00:23:29,241
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
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