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I CAN'T HEARYOU.
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Kids: [SHOUTING]
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
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♪ OHH...
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ READY?
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All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS ♪
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[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]
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[WHISTLING]
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[WAVES CRASHING...
SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
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[♪...]Squidward: ♪ LA-LA-DA-DA-DA,
DA-DUM ♪
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♪ LA-LA-LA, DA-DUM-DUM
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♪ LA-LA-LA, DA-DA-DA-DUM
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♪ DUM-DUM-DUM, DEE-DEE-DEE
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♪ LA-LA-LA, DA-DA-DA-DUM
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♪ DUM-DE-DEE, DUM-DE-DEE
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♪ LA-LA-DA, DA-DA-DA-DOO
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♪ DA-DA-DOO, DEE-DEE
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[SIGHING]
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[♪...]
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[CHIRPING]
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HELLO, AND WELCOME ONE AND ALL
TO A SUPER-SPECIAL EPISODE OF
"HOUSE FANCY."
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I'M YOUR HOST, NICHOLAS WITHERS.
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OUR FIRST VERY SPECIAL GUEST
ON TODAY'S SHOW WILL BE
NONE OTHER THAN...
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[PHONE RINGING]
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[GROANING]
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[CLEARING THROAT]
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HELLO?
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UH, HELLO?
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AH...
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HELLO.
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Man: Hello.
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[GASPING]
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THIS ISN'T SQUILLIAM FANCY-SON
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MY LIFELONG RIVAL WHO I MET IN
HIGH SCHOOL BAND CLASS, IS IT?
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THE SAME.
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YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE
WATCHING "HOUSE FANCY",
WOULD YOU?
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I WAS, UNTIL YOU CALLED.
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WELL, SQUIDDY,
I ENJOY OUR CHATS,
BUT MY CATERED LUNCH AWAITS.
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AND YOU KNOW HOW HARD
BEING FABULOUS IS
ON AN EMPTY STOMACH [CHUCKLES].
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WAIT, WHY DID YOU ASK ME IF
I WAS WATCHING "HOUSE FANCY"?
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SORRY, SQUILLIAM, BUT WE'VE
GOTTA GET BACK TO THE SHOW.
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WHO'S THAT TALKING
IN THE BACKGROUND?
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OH, I'M DREADFULLY
SORRY, NICKY DEAR.
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WELL, TOODLE-OOH, SQUIDWARD.
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ENJOY THE PROGRAM.
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Withers: OK, folks,
we'll be right back after
these important messages.
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WELCOME BACK TO "HOUSE FANCY,"
I'M NICHOLAS WITHERS.
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HERE NEXT TO ME
IS SQUILLIAM FANCY-SON.
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HELLO, PEASANTS.
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[GROWLING]
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LET ME START BY SAYING
WHAT A LOVELY FACADE
YOU HAVE, MR. FANCY-SON.
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WHY, THANK YOU, NICK.
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AND YOUR HOUSE DOESN'T LOOK
TOO BAD, EITHER [LAUGHS].
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[LAUGHS] OH, NICKY.
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CAMERA CREW, CAN WE GET
A SHOT OF MR. FANCY-SON'S
FABULOUS HOUSE, PLEASE?
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[CASH REGISTER DINGS]
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HEY, THAT'S NO BETTER
THAN MY HOUSE.
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[CASH REGISTER DINGS]
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[CASH REGISTER DINGS]
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[SNIFFS]
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I BID YOU WELCOME...
TO MY FOYER.
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IT'S SIMPLY GLORIOUS.
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[MOCKING:] IT'S SIMPLY GLORIOUS.
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IT TRULY IS, NICKY.
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IT'S LIKE I'VE DIED
AND GONE TO FANCY HEAVEN.
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[CHIRPING]
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IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
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IT SURE IS.
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IT'S A GILDED DOORKNOB.
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ABSOLUTELY MAGICAL.
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ABSOLUTELY IMPORTED.
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MAY I?
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BUT OF COURSE.
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OH... LOVELY.
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ISN'T IT?
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WELL, I HAVE TO SAY, SQUILLIAM,
AND I THINK I'M SPEAKING FOR
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ALL OF OUR VIEWERS OUT THERE
WHEN I'M SAYING THIS.
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YOU ARE TRULY A FANCY MAN.
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[CHUCKLES] OH, WELL.
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ALL THIS GUSHING
IS PERFECTLY DESERVED.
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AND NOW, I WOULD
LIKE TO PRESENT TO YOU
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MY FAVORITE ROOM IN THE HOUSE.
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IT'S ALL CUSTOM.
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[SIGHING] LOOK AT THIS.
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IT'S MY JEWEL-ENCRUSTED
TOILET PAPER HOLDER.
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SUCH CLASS.
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[♪...]
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COME, LET ME
SHOW YOU... THE ROOF.
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[GASPS] AN ELEVATOR?
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WATCH YOUR STEP.
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THIS MAY TAKE A WHILE,
JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX.
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WHAT THE?
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A WHIRLPOOL BATH ELEVATOR?
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I BROUGHT SOME SOAP.
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[BELL DINGS]
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ALL ASHORE.
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WELCOME TO MY ROOFTOP GARDEN.
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ROMANTIC GROTTO...
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SPARKLING, BERRY,
MINERAL-SODA WATERFALL...
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AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE...
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A 130-FOOT-LONG
SCULPTURE OF MY UNIBROW.
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IT'S HUGE AND LIFELIKE.
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IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY,
YOU'LL NOTICE IT'S MADE ENTIRELY
OUT OF GILDED DOORKNOBS.
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YOU HAVE THE FANCIEST...
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[PHONE RINGS]
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EH, WHAT?
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YOU HAVE THE FANCIEST...
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[PHONE RINGS]
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I HAVE THE FANCIEST RING?
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NO, YOUR PHONE IS RINGING.
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OH.
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[PHONE RINGS]
[CLEARS THROAT]
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HELLO?
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OH, YEAH, HANG ON.
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UH, IT'S FOR YOU.
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[CLEARING THROAT]
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HELLO, HELLO?
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[CLEARS THROAT] HELLO?
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HELLO.
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MY NAME IS SQUIDWARD TENTACLES.
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AND MY HOUSE IS FARFANCIER
THAN THAT SLOB SQUILLIAM'S.
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REALLY?
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REALLY.
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OK, WE'LL BE AT YOUR HOUSE
IN TWO HOURS WITH A CAMERA CREW.
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[DIAL TONE HUMS]TWO HOURS?
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BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD TIME
TO WASH MY HAIR.
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[SCREAMS] THERE'S A STAIN
ON THE RUG.
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UH, UH, AH, I'LL USE THIS CHAIR
TO HIDE IT.
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THERE WE GO.
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NOW I'LL JUST... [SCREAMS].
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THERE'S A HIDEOUS HOLE
IN THAT WALL.
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I'LL JUST USE THIS PAINTING
TO COVER IT UP.
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PERFECT.
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[SCREAMS] NO, NO!
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[CLOCK CHIMES]
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OH, I'LL NEVER GET THIS PLACE
IN SHAPE IN TIME.
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SPONGEBOB!
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HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN SPYING ON ME?
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UM... WHAT DAY IS IT TODAY?
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IT'S THE DAY YOU GO AWAY
AND NEVER COME BACK.
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BUT SQUIDWARD, IF I DO THAT
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THEN HOW AM I GONNA
HELP YOU GET YOUR HOUSE READY
FOR THE BIGT.V. SHOW?
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HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
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I WAS SPYING ON YOU.
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YOU WANT ME TO GET
THE COPS DOWN HERE AGAIN?[CLOCK CHIMES]
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BECAUSE...
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[SIGHS] ALL RIGHT, FINE.
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ONE SLIP UP, AND YOU ARE
OUT OF HERE, COMPRENDO?
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MUCHO COMPRENDO,
SEÑOR HABANERO.
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ALL RIGHT FIRST I'M GONNA
GIVE YOU SOMETHING SOSIMPLE
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A PERSON WITHOUT A BRAIN
COULD EVEN GET IT DONE RIGHT.
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HOO, THAT'S GOOD,
'CAUSE I LENT MY BRAIN
TO PATRICK FOR THE WEEKEND.
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REALLY?
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NO, NOT REALLY.
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HE TRADED ME THESE
TWO CHOCOLATE BARS FOR IT.
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I DON'T CARE.
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JUST USE THIS PAINT TO COVER UP
THAT FADED PART
ON THE WALL RIGHT THERE.
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DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING ELSE.
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OK.
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[SUCKING NOISE]
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[SQUISHING NOISES]
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SPONGEBOB, WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?
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[SCREAMS] SKIN ME ALIVE
AND DRENCH ME IN BOILING OIL!
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO MY LIVING ROOM?
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I TOLD YOU JUST TO
PAINT THE FADED SPOT.
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WELL, IT ALL LOOKED
KIND OF FADED.
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[HISSES]
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[CLOCK CHIMES]
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NEVER MIND.
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MAYBE IT WON'T
SHOW UP ON CAMERA.
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HERE, HELP ME MOVE THIS SOFA.
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YOU GOT IT, SQUIDDY,
WHERE ARE WE MOVING HER TO?
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HANG ON, I'M TRYING TO GET
A GRIP ON THE THING.
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NOW DON'T MOVE IT TILL I SAY...
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OW!
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OK, IT' SON MY FOOT, I DON'T...
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OW!
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OK...
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Squidward: OW!
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[SCREAMS]
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SPONGEBOB, I TOLD YOU
NOT TO MOVE IT TILL I SAID...
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[SCREAMS]
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WHY DO YOU KEEP MOVING IT?
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'CAUSE YOU KEEP SAYING, "OW!"
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[SCREAMS]
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I DON'T NEED YOU,
I CAN MOVE IT MYSELF.
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[STAMMERS]
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WOW, SQUIDWARD,
YOU'RE SO STRONG.
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AND YOU SPLIT YOUR SOFA IN HALF.
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IT'LL BE REALLY EASY
TO MOVE NOW.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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OH, NO, THEY'RE ALREADY HERE.
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GO GET A VACUUM TO CLEAN UP
ALL THE SOFA BITS.
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I GOTTA RUN UPSTAIRS
AND DRESS MY WOUND.
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ROGER.
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OK, SQUIDWARD, FOUND THE VACUUM.
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SQUIDWARD?
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WELL, I'LL JUST VACUUM FOR HIM.
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HMM, SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE
IS REALLY MESSY.
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I'M GONNA NEED SOME EXTRA POWER.
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[GRUNTING...]
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OK, SPONGEBOB, I FINISHED-
WHAT THE?
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DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD,
I'LL TURN IT OFF.
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COME OUT OF THERE.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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UH, HANG ON, PLEASE.
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[GRUNTS][DOORBELL RINGS]
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PLEASE, JUST ONE MORE
MINUTE, NICK.
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WHO'S NICK?
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SORRY, SQUIDWARD,
I COULDN'T WAIT ANY LONGER.
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I GOTTA USE YOUR TOILET,
NO QUESTIONS, THANKS.
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[PATRICK GROANS AND SIGHS]
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WHOO.[TOILET FLUSHES]
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I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE
FOR A COUPLE DAYS.
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OR WEEKS.
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[WHEEZING AND GASPING]
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PLEASE, PLEASE...
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SOMEBODY PUT ME
OUT OF MY MISERY.
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[COUGHS AND WHEEZES]
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HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL...
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[WAILS]
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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OH, HEY, SQUIDWARD.
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IF YOU SEE SPONGEBOB,
CAN YOU GIVE HIM HIS BRAIN BACK?
235
00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:55,034
I WAS BORROWING IT
FOR THE WEEKEND.
236
00:09:55,068 --> 00:09:57,551
I'LL JUST SET IT, UH, HERE.
237
00:09:57,586 --> 00:09:59,137
SEE YOU.
238
00:09:59,172 --> 00:10:02,379
[WHOOSHING NOISE...]
239
00:10:05,034 --> 00:10:06,000
THANK YOU, PATRICK.
240
00:10:07,068 --> 00:10:08,103
[BEEPING]
241
00:10:08,137 --> 00:10:09,862
OH, NO.
242
00:10:11,758 --> 00:10:14,103
[SCREAMS...]
243
00:10:17,655 --> 00:10:21,172
[♪...]
244
00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:23,586
HELLO, AND WELCOME BACK
TO "HOUSE FANCY."
245
00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:26,620
WE'RE ARRIVING AT THE HOME OF
A MR. SQUIDWARD TENTACLES
246
00:10:26,655 --> 00:10:31,137
WHO CLAIMS HIS HOUSE
IS FAR FANCIER THAN THAT OF
SQUILLIAM FANCY-SON.
247
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,551
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
248
00:10:37,827 --> 00:10:41,068
WELL, I, UH, UM, I-I-I, I'M NOT
QUITE SURE HOW TO SAY THIS.
249
00:10:41,103 --> 00:10:43,379
GO AHEAD, SAY IT.
250
00:10:43,413 --> 00:10:47,034
Withers: SQUIDWARD TENTACLES,
YOU SEEM TO HAVE USHERED IN
251
00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:50,655
AN ENTIRE NEW ERA
IN HOUSE FANCINESS.
252
00:10:50,689 --> 00:10:51,448
HUH?
253
00:10:51,482 --> 00:10:53,275
I HAVE... I HAVE?
254
00:10:53,310 --> 00:10:56,310
WHAT YOU HAVE DONE HERE HARKENS
BACK TO THE ILLUSTRIOUS
255
00:10:56,344 --> 00:10:58,793
POST-PRIMITIVE MOVEMENT
POPULARIZED BY FAMOUS DESIGNER
SOL LIMPKINS.
256
00:10:58,827 --> 00:11:00,931
SAY, WAS HE A BIG
INSPIRATION FOR YOU?
257
00:11:00,965 --> 00:11:02,965
WHY, YES.
258
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,793
I'VE STUDIED HIM FOR... YEARS.
259
00:11:04,827 --> 00:11:05,931
[GRUNTS]
260
00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:08,965
I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE
THAT SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE
261
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,965
WILL BE FEATURED IN
AN HOUR-LONG, COMMERCIAL-FREE
"HOUSE FANCY" SPECIAL.
262
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:16,931
AND... SQUIDWARD WILL BE CROWNED
"HOUSE FANCY" PRINCE OF THE YEAR
263
00:11:16,965 --> 00:11:19,931
AN HONOR WHICH WAS ORIGINALLY
TO BE BESTOWED UPON SQUILLIAM
264
00:11:19,965 --> 00:11:21,000
BUT, [LAUGHS], NOW ISN'T.
265
00:11:21,034 --> 00:11:22,034
[SQUILLIAM GROANS]
266
00:11:22,068 --> 00:11:24,000
[CHEERING AND LAUGHING]
267
00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:25,586
[SNIFFLES AND CRIES]
268
00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:28,275
OH, DON'T WORRY, SQUILLIAM.
269
00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:30,862
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET SQUIDWARD
TO HELP YOU REDECORATE.
270
00:11:30,896 --> 00:11:32,206
HE IS A PERSONAL FRIEND OF MINE.
271
00:11:32,241 --> 00:11:33,655
YOU KNOW SUCCESS
HASN'T GONE TO HIS HEAD?
272
00:11:33,689 --> 00:11:36,482
HE IS STILL THE SAME, OLD,
GREAT GUY, HE HAS NOT CHANGED.
273
00:11:49,655 --> 00:11:52,275
[THUNDER CRASHES]
274
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,793
AND THIS IS
THE MAXIMUM-SECURITY LEVEL.
275
00:11:54,827 --> 00:11:58,000
SINCE THIS IS YOUR FIRST DAY,
I'LL LET YOU PEEK AT
OUR NUMBER-ONE INMATE.
276
00:11:58,034 --> 00:12:00,724
[WHISPERS:] He's too dangerous
to let him around
the other inmates.
277
00:12:00,758 --> 00:12:03,310
WHY, WHAT'D HE DO, ROB A BANK?
278
00:12:03,344 --> 00:12:07,724
WORSE, HE TRIED TO STEAL
THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA.
279
00:12:07,758 --> 00:12:10,448
OH, OK...
280
00:12:10,482 --> 00:12:14,586
SO THAT'S WHY WE KEEP HIM
BEHIND THESE IMPENETRABLE,
SIX-INCH STEEL DOORS.
281
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,482
'COURSE, IT HELPS TO LOCK IT.
282
00:12:17,517 --> 00:12:18,655
HE'S GONE.
283
00:12:18,689 --> 00:12:21,103
HE'S SO SMALL,
HE COULD BE ANYWHERE.
284
00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:22,586
HE COULD BE RIGHT
UNDER OUR NOSES.
285
00:12:25,724 --> 00:12:28,655
UH, FRANK, WHERE'S
YOUR MOUSTACHE?
286
00:12:28,689 --> 00:12:34,000
[KLAXON WAILS...]
287
00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:39,689
[LAUGHS]
288
00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:42,000
THOSE FOOLS'LL
NEVER FIND ME NOW.
289
00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:47,413
AW, COME ON, BABY, YOU KNOW
HOW LONG I'VE BEEN IN THE STIR.
290
00:12:47,448 --> 00:12:49,068
Woman: GET OUT.
291
00:12:49,103 --> 00:12:51,344
AND STAY OUT,
YOU TWO-TIME LOSER.
292
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,448
AFTER EVERYTHING
I'VE DONE FOR YOU.
293
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:57,172
Woman: BEAT IT, YOU JAIL-BIRD,
AND TAKE ALL YOUR JUNK TOO.
294
00:12:59,034 --> 00:13:02,206
[GRUNTS]
295
00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:04,793
WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT.
296
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,310
HEY, IT'S MY OLD GUITAR.
297
00:13:07,344 --> 00:13:10,517
I USED TO PLAY IT WHEN I WAS
IN THAT BAND AS A KID.
298
00:13:10,551 --> 00:13:13,655
MAN, THOSE WERE GOOD TIMES.
299
00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:15,482
OK, EVERYBODY.
300
00:13:15,517 --> 00:13:17,724
ONE, TWO, A-ONE-TWO-THREE.
301
00:13:17,758 --> 00:13:20,655
[PLAYING JANGLING CHORDS]
302
00:13:22,724 --> 00:13:26,034
YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK
I'VE HAD ANY GOOD TIMES.
303
00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:29,344
SpongeBob: ♪ OH, I WISH I WAS
FRYING UP SOME KRABBY PATTIES ♪
304
00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:31,862
♪ THAT'S WHAT I REALLY
LOVE TO DO ♪
305
00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:33,758
♪ TAKE A CUP FULL OF
BOO-OOH-OOH ♪
306
00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:36,310
♪ AND A PINCH OF AWOOGAH
307
00:13:36,344 --> 00:13:37,965
♪ A TEASPOON OF
[BLOWING RASPBERRY] ♪
308
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,103
HE'S SINGING ABOUT
THE KRABBY PATTY.
309
00:13:41,137 --> 00:13:43,551
IF I COULD JUST GET HIM
TO EXPLAIN THAT SONG
310
00:13:43,586 --> 00:13:45,379
I'LL HAVE
THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA.
311
00:13:45,413 --> 00:13:47,000
♪ MIX IN SOME...
312
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,724
HI, SPONGEBOB.♪ NYAH-NYAH-NYAH
313
00:13:48,758 --> 00:13:50,655
THAT'S A REAL NICE SONG.
314
00:13:50,689 --> 00:13:52,896
♪ ADD A SPLASH OF WHEE...
315
00:13:52,931 --> 00:13:55,758
BUT COULD YOU EXPLAIN
THOSE "WHEE" PARTS?
316
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,586
♪ AND WHEN I'M DONE,
I CHOP UP SOME ♪
317
00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:58,931
[GRUNTS]
318
00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:01,068
♪ OH, OH-OH, OH-OH...
319
00:14:01,103 --> 00:14:02,620
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
320
00:14:02,655 --> 00:14:06,758
UH, I MEAN, THAT WAS
A DELIGHTFUL SONG
YOU WERE SINGING.
321
00:14:06,793 --> 00:14:08,413
THANKS, PLANKTON.
322
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,034
MR. KRABS MAKES ME CENSOR OUT
ALL THE PATTY INGREDIENTS
FROM MY LYRICS.
323
00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:13,034
OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
324
00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:15,344
KRABS SHOULDN'T STIFLE
A TRUE ARTIST LIKE YOU.
325
00:14:15,379 --> 00:14:18,551
GO AHEAD AND SING
YOUR PATTY SONG UNCENSORED.
326
00:14:18,586 --> 00:14:21,413
[GASPS] I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
327
00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:24,000
WHAT, ME, I'M NOT TRYING
TO STEAL THE PATTY FORMULA.
328
00:14:24,034 --> 00:14:27,517
YOU WANT ME TO...
JOIN YOUR BAND.
329
00:14:27,551 --> 00:14:29,241
WHAT BAND, I DON'T HAVE A BAND.
330
00:14:29,275 --> 00:14:31,448
OH, BUT YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.
331
00:14:31,482 --> 00:14:33,620
NOT WHEN YOU GOT AN AWESOME
GUITAR LIKE THAT.
332
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:37,482
AND ONLY A TRUE ROCKER
WOULD HAVE HAIR AS GREASY
AND NASTY AS YOURS.
333
00:14:37,517 --> 00:14:39,862
IT'LL BE SO COOL, WE COULD
WRITE SONGS TOGETHER.
334
00:14:39,896 --> 00:14:41,241
SONGS?
335
00:14:41,275 --> 00:14:42,620
YES.
336
00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:45,034
AND YOU CAN TEACH ME
YOUR KRABBY PATTY SONGS.
337
00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:46,275
YAY.
338
00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:48,034
COME ON, LET'S GO
GET OUR BAND TOGETHER.
339
00:14:48,068 --> 00:14:49,758
PATRICK, PATRICK.
340
00:14:49,793 --> 00:14:50,758
SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB.
341
00:14:50,793 --> 00:14:52,379
PATRICK, I'VE GOT BIG NEWS.
342
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,862
ME TOO, ME TOO.
343
00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:54,965
WHAT'S YOUR NEWS?
344
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,344
I FOUND OUT WHERE
BOOGERSCOME FROM.
345
00:14:57,379 --> 00:14:59,413
[WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY]
346
00:14:59,448 --> 00:15:00,655
EW, REALLY?
347
00:15:00,689 --> 00:15:02,034
UH-HUH.
348
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,206
WHAT'S YOUR NEWS?
349
00:15:03,241 --> 00:15:06,344
PLANKTON JUST ASKED ME
TO JOIN HIS ROCK-N-ROLL BAND.
350
00:15:06,379 --> 00:15:08,000
CAN PATRICK JOIN OUR BAND?
351
00:15:08,034 --> 00:15:09,275
SURE, WHATEVER.
352
00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:10,310
HEAR THAT, PATRICK, YOU'RE IN.
353
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,724
ALL RIGHT.
354
00:15:11,758 --> 00:15:14,344
I PLAY A MEAN BELLY.
355
00:15:14,379 --> 00:15:19,310
[BELLY POUNDS TO THE TUNE OF
"THE WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE"]
356
00:15:25,379 --> 00:15:28,000
WOW, PATRICK,
WE'RE GONNA BE FAMOUS!
357
00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:30,000
[SQUIDWARD LAUGHS]
358
00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:31,689
GIVE ME A BREAK.
359
00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:33,827
YOU DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT MUSIC.
360
00:15:33,862 --> 00:15:36,172
TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT
A MUSICAL GENIUS.
361
00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:38,137
LIKE ME.
362
00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:39,758
SpongeBob: OH, SQUIDWARD...
363
00:15:39,793 --> 00:15:41,000
[SQUIDWARD GRUNTS]
364
00:15:41,034 --> 00:15:42,655
WHAT THE...WOULD YOU HELP US
BY JOINING OUR BAND?
365
00:15:42,689 --> 00:15:45,206
WELL, I COULDHELP YOU.
366
00:15:45,241 --> 00:15:48,896
BUT I WOULDN'T SOIL MY ART
PLAYING ROCK-N-ROLL.
367
00:15:48,931 --> 00:15:52,413
DRESSING ALL IN BLACK,
WEARING BOOTS COVERED IN SPIKES
368
00:15:52,448 --> 00:15:58,137
PLAYING ENORMOUS STADIUMS
FILLED WITH SCREAMING,
ADORING FANS...
369
00:15:58,172 --> 00:16:01,413
CLAPPING, DEMANDING ENCORES...
370
00:16:01,448 --> 00:16:03,344
CHEERING ME...
371
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,655
[IMITATES CHEERING]
372
00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:07,034
OH, UH, CHANGED MY MIND.
373
00:16:07,068 --> 00:16:09,620
I'LL JOIN YOUR BAND
AND HELP YOU BOTTOM-FEEDERS.
374
00:16:09,655 --> 00:16:11,586
BUT I GOTTA GET IN SHAPE FIRST.
375
00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:14,344
ISN'T THIS GREAT, PLANKTON,
SQUIDWARD IS GONNA HELP US.
376
00:16:14,379 --> 00:16:15,517
HMM?
377
00:16:15,551 --> 00:16:17,931
UH, YEAH, GREAT.
378
00:16:19,448 --> 00:16:21,103
YOU KNOW, PATRICK,
BEING IN A BAND
379
00:16:21,137 --> 00:16:26,517
GIVES YOU THE LIBERTY
TO DRESS WITH A LITTLE MORE...
UH, HOW SHOULD I PUT THIS?
380
00:16:26,551 --> 00:16:27,344
YEAH?
381
00:16:27,379 --> 00:16:29,896
WELL, WITH JUST A LITTLE MORE...
382
00:16:29,931 --> 00:16:31,655
GO AHEAD, SAY IT, SPONGEBOB.
383
00:16:31,689 --> 00:16:33,655
YOU KNOW, PIZZAZZ.
384
00:16:33,689 --> 00:16:35,965
[CLEARS THROAT] PERHAPS
YOU DIDN'T NOTICE...
385
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,482
MY NEW HAIRDO.
386
00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:40,344
SpongeBob: WHOA-HO-HO,
I STAND CORRECTED.
387
00:16:40,379 --> 00:16:42,931
AND UNLIKE YOUR
NASTY, LITTLE WIG...
388
00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:44,206
MINE IS REAL.
389
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:46,275
MAN, HOW'D YOU
GROW THAT SO FAST?
390
00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:48,931
NATURAL TALENT, WATCH THIS...
391
00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:51,827
[GRUNTS]
392
00:16:51,862 --> 00:16:53,586
WHOO, YEAH!
393
00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:54,896
DIG THAT FANCY FOLLICLE WORK.
394
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:58,793
HEY, CHECK THIS ONE OUT.
395
00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:01,862
[GRUNTS]
396
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,586
OH, MAN, SQUIDWARD'S
NOT GONNA WANT TO MISS THIS.
397
00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:05,586
[RINGING]
398
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:06,758
Squidward: HELLO?
399
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,206
HI, SQUIDWARD, AREN'T YOU
COMING TO BAND PRACTICE?
400
00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:09,758
ARE YOU KIDDING?
401
00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:12,137
I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO
BEFORE I'M FAMOUS.
402
00:17:12,172 --> 00:17:14,034
[GRUNTING]
403
00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:15,827
[SNAPPING NOISE
AND SQUIDWARD SCREAMING]
404
00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:18,965
[LAUGHS] OK, THEN,
WE'LL KEEP YOUR SEAT WARM.
405
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:19,724
PATRICK?
406
00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:22,551
I'M ON IT.
407
00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:24,413
GREETINGS, FELLOW BAND-MATES.
408
00:17:24,448 --> 00:17:26,068
HEY, PLANKTON, WHAT'S THAT?
409
00:17:26,103 --> 00:17:27,034
T-SHIRTS.
410
00:17:27,068 --> 00:17:28,034
[GASPS]
OOH.
411
00:17:28,068 --> 00:17:30,206
OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY...
412
00:17:30,241 --> 00:17:31,241
[LAUGHS EXCITEDLY]
413
00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:33,620
AH, "PLANKTON AND THE...
414
00:17:33,655 --> 00:17:34,724
PATTY STEALERS"?
415
00:17:34,758 --> 00:17:37,241
UH, IF YOU GUYS
DON'T LIKE THE NAME, UH...
416
00:17:37,275 --> 00:17:40,103
I...
417
00:17:40,137 --> 00:17:41,586
LOVE IT!
418
00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:43,034
KIND OF VAGUE AND MYSTERIOUS.
419
00:17:43,068 --> 00:17:44,379
CAN I GET MINE IN PINK?
420
00:17:44,413 --> 00:17:46,413
[GROWLS]
421
00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:48,000
[LAUGHS]
422
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,448
IT LOOKS LIKE A TATTOO.
423
00:17:49,482 --> 00:17:51,931
HEY, PLANKTON, CAN OUR
FIRST SONG GO LIKE THIS?
424
00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:54,172
[LOUD MUSIC]
425
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,241
AND THEN TURN INTO ONE OF
THOSE SONGS THAT GOES...
426
00:17:56,275 --> 00:18:00,000
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING]
427
00:18:00,034 --> 00:18:03,344
YES, PERFECT, NOW ALL WE NEED
ARE THE LYRICS.
428
00:18:03,379 --> 00:18:05,275
YOU KNOW, SOMETHING PERSONAL.
429
00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:10,068
MAYBE A SECRET YOU KNOW,
OR A FAVORITE RECIPE, HMM?
430
00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:13,482
OR... ONE ABOUT
MY NEW FRIEND PLANKTON?
431
00:18:13,517 --> 00:18:14,689
OR THE ADVENTURES OF...
432
00:18:14,724 --> 00:18:17,310
STOP IT, [GROWLS].
433
00:18:17,344 --> 00:18:21,758
THE BEST KIND OF LYRICS
ARE THE ONES THAT ARE
DEEP AND REVEALING.
434
00:18:21,793 --> 00:18:24,241
SOMETHING ONLY YOU KNOW?
435
00:18:24,275 --> 00:18:25,689
[COUGHS] SECRET RECIPE.
436
00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:28,310
I ONCE SEARCHED FOR
MY INNERMOST SECRETS.
437
00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:31,482
ALL I FOUND WAS THIS.
438
00:18:31,517 --> 00:18:33,620
[MUFFLED] IS THAT WHAT
YOU MEAN, PLANKTON?
439
00:18:35,137 --> 00:18:39,758
[PLANKTON GRUNTS...]
440
00:18:39,793 --> 00:18:40,758
SpongeBob: WHAT IS THAT?
441
00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:44,413
IT'S MY, UH,
RECORDING EQUIPMENT.
442
00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:45,965
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
443
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,448
OH, MY GOSH, WHAT DO I DO?
444
00:18:49,482 --> 00:18:52,655
JUST TAKE A SEAT HERE,
AND I'LL STRAP YOU IN.
445
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:57,931
NOW JUST RELAX AND LET
THE EQUIPMENT DO ITS JOB.
446
00:18:57,965 --> 00:19:02,275
[BEEPING AND SUCKING]
447
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:08,379
NOW LET'S SEE WHAT'S
LOCKED IN HIS SUBCONSCIOUS.
448
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:10,379
[STATIC CRACKLES]
449
00:19:10,413 --> 00:19:15,206
♪ TIME TO FEED HIM,
TIME TO FEED HIM,
NOW IT'S GARY'S FEEDING TIME ♪
450
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,448
NOPE.
451
00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:17,793
[STATIC CRACKLES]
452
00:19:17,827 --> 00:19:20,896
♪ BRUSH, BRUSH, BRUSH MY TEETH,
GENTLY KEEP THEM CLEAN ♪
453
00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:25,103
THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA'S
GOTTA BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
454
00:19:25,137 --> 00:19:27,137
[BEEPING AND FEEDBACK]
455
00:19:27,172 --> 00:19:30,068
WHAT'S GOING- [SCREAMS]...
456
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:31,517
[GROANS]
457
00:19:35,344 --> 00:19:37,724
[CRIES]
458
00:19:37,758 --> 00:19:39,034
I'M A FAILURE.
459
00:19:39,068 --> 00:19:40,931
CHEER UP, PLANKTON.
460
00:19:40,965 --> 00:19:44,103
WE'VE STILL GOT A WHOLE WEEK
BEFORE OUR FIRST GIG
AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.
461
00:19:44,137 --> 00:19:46,275
[CRIES]
462
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,034
AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?
463
00:19:48,068 --> 00:19:51,379
UH-HUH, BUT OLD MAN KRABS
DOESN'T WANT US BUGGING
THE CUSTOMERS.
464
00:19:51,413 --> 00:19:53,413
SO WE HAVE TO GO IN AFTER HOURS
WHEN NOBODY'S THERE.
465
00:19:53,448 --> 00:19:56,206
WHEN NOBODY'S THERE?
466
00:19:56,241 --> 00:19:57,827
[PURRS]
467
00:20:04,482 --> 00:20:05,620
[SQUIDWARD GRUNTS]
468
00:20:05,655 --> 00:20:07,172
[GASPS]
469
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,482
MY PERFECT DREAM-BODY.
470
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:16,551
[♪...]
471
00:20:16,586 --> 00:20:19,241
Narrator: ONE WEEK LATER...
472
00:20:19,275 --> 00:20:21,517
[TIRES SCREECHING]
473
00:20:21,551 --> 00:20:24,689
OH, NO, IT'S THE COPS,
I CAN'T LET THEM SEE ME.
474
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:25,931
WHY?
475
00:20:25,965 --> 00:20:26,931
WHY?
476
00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:29,344
UH, COPS ARE AUTOGRAPH HOUNDS.
477
00:20:29,379 --> 00:20:30,758
YEAH, THEY'RE ALWAYS AFTER ME.
478
00:20:30,793 --> 00:20:32,034
MM, THAT'S TOUGH.
479
00:20:32,068 --> 00:20:34,103
DON'T WORRY, I'LL HIDE YOU.
480
00:20:34,137 --> 00:20:36,827
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU KIDS
UP TO THIS LATE AT NIGHT?
481
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:38,862
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
TO OUR FIRST GIG.
482
00:20:38,896 --> 00:20:40,034
WE'RE IN A BAND.
483
00:20:40,068 --> 00:20:43,413
A BAND, HUH, WELL, THAT'S, UH...
484
00:20:43,448 --> 00:20:45,137
OH.
485
00:20:45,172 --> 00:20:46,172
UH, YOU'VE GOT A, UH...
486
00:20:46,206 --> 00:20:48,137
GOT A, UH, WHAT [LAUGHS]?
487
00:20:48,172 --> 00:20:50,862
UH... IT'S RIGHT...
488
00:20:50,896 --> 00:20:55,586
YES [LAUGHS]?
489
00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:58,827
JUST KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN, KID.
490
00:20:58,862 --> 00:21:00,758
SURE THING, OFFICER.
491
00:21:03,689 --> 00:21:05,482
THEY'RE GONE.
492
00:21:05,517 --> 00:21:09,689
YOU WILL NEVER
SPEAK OF THIS TO ANYONE.
493
00:21:09,724 --> 00:21:11,379
COME ON, COME ON, HURRY UP.
494
00:21:11,413 --> 00:21:13,896
SpongeBob: DON'T WORRY,
I JUST NEED TO GET THE KEY OUT.
495
00:21:13,931 --> 00:21:17,551
[HUMMING...]
496
00:21:17,586 --> 00:21:20,172
GIVE ME THAT,
YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL.
497
00:21:20,206 --> 00:21:24,034
YES, THE KRABBY PATTY
FORMULA IS MINE.
498
00:21:24,068 --> 00:21:27,793
UH, I MEAN, WE'LL HAVE
A GREAT TIME.
499
00:21:27,827 --> 00:21:30,344
NOW WHERE DOES KRABS
KEEP THAT FORMULA?
500
00:21:30,379 --> 00:21:32,310
WHOO, LET'S ROCK!
501
00:21:32,344 --> 00:21:34,620
YEAH.WE'RE GONNA BE STARS.
502
00:21:35,482 --> 00:21:37,000
ALL RIGHT.
503
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,379
SQUIDWARD, ARE YOU READY?
504
00:21:40,344 --> 00:21:41,827
I'M READY.
505
00:21:41,862 --> 00:21:43,206
OK.
506
00:21:43,241 --> 00:21:45,034
PATRICK, ARE YOU READY
507
00:21:45,068 --> 00:21:47,068
[LAUGHS]
508
00:21:47,103 --> 00:21:49,896
PLANKTON, ARE YOU READY?
509
00:21:49,931 --> 00:21:51,413
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
510
00:21:51,448 --> 00:21:52,931
PLANKTON?
511
00:21:52,965 --> 00:21:55,827
[GASPS] PLANKTON.
512
00:21:55,862 --> 00:21:58,586
UH... I'M READY?
513
00:21:58,620 --> 00:22:00,448
SpongeBob: WAIT A MINUTE...
514
00:22:00,482 --> 00:22:04,620
WAS THIS BAND JUST A FRONT
SO YOU COULD STEAL
THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA?
515
00:22:04,655 --> 00:22:08,206
WHAT, NO, I WAS IN IT
FOR THE MUSIC, MAN.
516
00:22:08,241 --> 00:22:10,758
[SIRENS WAILING]
517
00:22:10,793 --> 00:22:12,000
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
518
00:22:12,034 --> 00:22:13,448
[SIGHS]
519
00:22:13,482 --> 00:22:16,310
WELL, AT LEAST
I'M BACK TO MY OLD CELL.
520
00:22:16,344 --> 00:22:18,206
OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT.
521
00:22:18,241 --> 00:22:20,310
WE'VE GOT A SPECIAL
CELL FOR YOU.
522
00:22:20,344 --> 00:22:23,275
BUT I LIKED MY OLD CELL.
523
00:22:23,310 --> 00:22:25,931
THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS ONE.
524
00:22:25,965 --> 00:22:28,586
SpongeBob: THERE'S NO TIME
TO WASTE, PLANKTON.
525
00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:31,551
WE'VE ONLY GOT 22 YEARS
TO PRACTICE BEFORE OUR NEXT GIG.
526
00:22:31,586 --> 00:22:33,241
A ONE AND A TWO...
527
00:22:33,275 --> 00:22:37,586
[♪...][PLANKTON SCREAMS]
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