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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
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I CAN'T HEARYOU.
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Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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Captain: ♪ OHH...
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ READY?
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All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS ♪
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[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]
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[WHISTLING]
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[WAVES CRASHING...
SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
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[♪...]
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SpongeBob and Patrick:
♪ ...KRABBY PATTY,
KRABBY PATTY, KRABBY PATTY ♪
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♪ SQUIDWARD HAD A KRABBY PATTY
WHOSE BUNS WERE WHITE AS SNOW ♪
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[SPONGEBOB LAUGHS]
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[SIGHS]
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WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB
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WHERE IT'S ALMOST AS IF
THE EVOLUTIONARY CLOCK
TICKS BACKWARD.
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♪ ...SQUIDWARD HAD
A KRABBY PATTY... ♪
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EXCUSE ME FOR JUST A SECOND.
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♪ ...AS SNOW
[LAUGHING]
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DO YOU MIND, I'M TRYING TO WORK
AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT.
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO
TRY IT SOME TIME!
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I SURE WOULD, SQUIDWARD,
THAT SOUNDS-
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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
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SPONGEBOB, YOU ALREADY DO
WORK AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT.
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OH, YEAH.
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YAY!
YAY!
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REMIND ME TO FIRE MY THERAPIST.
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AND STOP BRINGING
YOUR NEIGHBORS TO WORK.
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Patrick: WE'RE NOT
JUST NEIGHBORS.
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SpongeBob: YOU CAN
SAY THAT AGAIN.
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Patrick: WE'RE NOT JUST-
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Squidward: I DON'T CARE!
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[LAUGHS HALTINGLY]
$4.19, PLEASE.
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♪ KRABBY PATTY, KRABBY PATTY,
KRABBY PATTY... ♪
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[GRUNTS]
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ALL RIGHT!
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I AM GONNA- WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO, BUT-
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♪ SHE'LL BE COMING AROUND THE
KRABBY PATTY WHEN SHE COMES ♪
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[SQUIDWARD SCREAMS]
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SPONGEBOB, YOU NINCOMPOOP,
YOU BROKE MY FACE.
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DON'T JUST STAND THERE, HELP ME.
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I NEED A DOCTOR.
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[PHONE RINGS]Woman: DOCTOR'S OFFICE.
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Woman: YOU HAVE A VISITOR
IN THE MAIN LOBBY.
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Woman: DR. KRAVITZ...
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[GASPS]
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SpongeBob: OH, DOCTOR, IS HE
GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?
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FOR THE LOVE OF NEPTUNE,TELL ME.
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WELL, SON-
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NO, DON'T TELL ME!
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I CAN'T TAKE IT.
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[CRIES AND WAILS]
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WE SHOULD KNOW-
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NO, NO, PLEASE,
JUST, JUST DON'T.
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WE WON'T KNOW FOR TWO WEEKS,
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT.
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TWO WEEKS, I'LL NEVER MAKE IT.
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MORNIN', SPONGEBOB,
YOU'RE EARLY TODAY.
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GOOD MORNING, NURSE WRETCHED.
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HI, MABEL, SAVED THE BLUE ONE
JUST FOR YOU.
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OH, SPONGEBOB,
BLUE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR.
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UH, OR IS IT ORANGE?
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[LAUGHS]
DON'T WORRY, MABEL.
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I'LL BET YOUR AMNESIA'S
GONNA WEAR OFF IN NO TIME.
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MY WHAT?
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HI YA, SQUIDWARD.
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I'VE BEEN PRACTICING
HOW TO FLOP ON MY BACK.
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[MUFFLED SCREAMS]
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WE CAN'T REALLY
HAVE YOU IN HERE TODAY.
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I'M GOING TO BE REMOVING
SQUIDWARD'S BANDAGES
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AND HE MADE ME SWEAR TO
KEEP YOU FAR AWAY FROM HIM.
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IT HAS BEEN TWO WEEKS ALREADY?
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DON'T WORRY, DOC, I PROMISE
TO STAY OUT OF THE WAY.
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OK, AS LONG AS YOU STAY
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE-
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[SIGHS]RIGHT.
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DON'T RUSHIT.
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SORRY, GO AHEAD.
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SpongeBob: WAIT!WHAT IS IT?
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ARE YOU SURE THE PATIENT HAS
ENOUGH [SPEAKS GIBBERISH]?
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS.
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PLEASE, JUST LET ME WORK.
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VERY WELL, DOCTOR, CARRY ON.
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MAY I?
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HOLD IT, THE READINGS ON THIS
BRAIN METER ARE ALL WRONG,
WE MUST POSTPONE THE OPERATION.
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THAT IS A TELEVISION SET
PUT HERE FOR THE
PATIENTS' ENJOYMENT.
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AND IT'S NOT EVEN
PLUGGED INTO THE WALL.
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YOU'RE RIGHT, DOCTOR,
PROCEED WITH OPERATION: SEVER.
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SpongeBob: HOLD IT!NOW WHAT?!
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Woman: DOCTOR, WE CAN'T DO THIS.
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SURELY WE CAN USE
A LESS-DANGEROUS PROCEDURE.
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AFTER ALL, WE HAVE TO START
THINKING ABOUT THE WELFARE OF-
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SpongeBob: WAIT!WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE
THIS TIME?
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I JUST WANTED TO SAY SORRY
FOR INTERRUPTING YOU BEFORE.
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[GASPS]
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I, I...
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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[GASPS]
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Squidward: SPONGEBOB?
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YEAH?
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Squidward: HOW DOES IT LOOK?
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GREAT NEPTUNE.
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Squidward: COME ON,
SPIT IT OUT, I CAN TAKE IT.
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TIME FOR YOUR MEDICINE, MISTER-
MISTER... MISTER...
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HANDSOME.
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OOH...
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Squidward: WHAT DID SHE CALL ME?
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HANDSOME, BUT SHE
SPELLED IT WRONG.
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Squidward: QUICK,
HAND ME THAT MIRROR.
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WHAT THE-
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WAIT A SECOND...
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THAT NURSE WAS RIGHT.
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I AMHANDSOME.
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EH, SQUIDWARD,
YOU'RE NOT HANDSOME.
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YOU'RE A HUNK!
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[♪...]
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[WOMAN GASPS]
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SO HANDSOME.
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HANDSOME.
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HELLO, HANDSOME.
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SpongeBob: GEE, SQUIDWARD,
PEOPLE REALLY SEEM TO BE
NOTICING HOW HANDSOME
YOU ARE NOW.
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YOU MIGHT EVEN MORE
HANDSOME THAN BEFORE.
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OH, SO HANDSOME.
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IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE.
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[GASPS]
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IT'S A MIRACLE, I CAN WALK.
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I CAN SEE.
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I CAN FLY.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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UH-OH, MY SHOE'S UNTIED.
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MR. HANDSOME, CAN I
HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
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NO, NOT THE BOOK,
ON MY RETAINER.
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Both: A LIMOUSINE?
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[CHEERING]
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WELL, SPONGEBOB, EARLIER TODAY,
MY SPINE WAS HURTING.
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BUT NOW I'M RESTING ON
FINE, LEATHER UPHOLSTERY.
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[CHEERING...]
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WELL, I'M GONNA GO
CLIP MY TOENAILS, SQUIDWARD.
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DON'T FORGET TO
ENJOY BEING HANDSOME.
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OH, DON'T WORRY.
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[CROWD CHANTS]
HANDSOME, HANDSOME, HANDSOME...
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HANDSOME, HANDSOME, HANDSOME...[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[CHANTING CONTINUES
IN BACKGROUND]
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HANDSOME, HANDSOME, HANDSOME...
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GEE, HUH?
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WELL, BETTER GO
GREET THE COMMONERS.
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HANDSOME, HANDSOME, HANDSOME...
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GOOD MORNING, MY PEOPLE.
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I'M SORRY TO HAVE
KEPT YOU WAITING, BUT
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EVEN I, [LAUGHS],
STRANGE AS IT SEEMS
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NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.
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I WANT HIS SHIRT.
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I WANT HIS EYELIDS.
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[CHEERING]
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[GASPING]
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I GUESS I KEPT THEM WAITING
A LITTLE TOO LONG.
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I KNOW.
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A LITTLE MUSIC SHOULD
SOOTHE THEIR HUNGER.
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Crowd: HANDSOME, HANDSOME,
HANDSOME, HANDSOME...
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HEY, WHAT IS THAT SOUND?
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WAIT, IT'S HIM,
THE HANDSOME MAN!
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[CHEERING...]
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BEAUTIFUL ANDTALENTED,
WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT?
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DON'T WORRY, FOLKS, THERE'S MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM, AND-
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HEY!
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I GOT THE CLARINET.
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[CHEERING]
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[MAN SCREAMS]
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[SNIFFS]
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[SIGHS] THERE'S NOTHING A LITTLE
FOAMING, HERBAL BATH CAN'T CURE.
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HEY, MY GRANDMOTHER
GAVE ME THAT SOAP.
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WELL, NO ONE EVER SAID IT'D BE
EASY BEING SO HANDSOME, SQUIDDY.
[CHUCKLES]
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YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO START
GETTING USED-
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[SCREAMS]
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HI, HANDSOME.
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HANDSOME.
HANDSOME.
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HANDSOME.
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AUGH.
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LET'S GET HIM.
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[SCREAMS]
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[CROWD SCREAMS]
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SPONGEBOB!
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YOU GOTTA HELP ME.
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THEY STOLE MY BUBBLE BATH.
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PUBLIC LIFE AIN'T ALL
IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE.
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I WANT MY OLD LIFE BACK.
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HMM, I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO.
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[SAWING NOISE]
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[CROWD SCREAMS...]
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Mr. Krabs: SQUIDWARD,
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
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YOU KNOW WHAT THE KRUSTY KRAB
MEANS TO ME, DON'T YOU?
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AND YOU TOOK IT UPON YOURSELF
TO BRING ALL THESE...
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THESE CUSTOMERS TO ME.[CASH REGISTER DINGS]
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HEY, DON'T WORRY, FOLKS.
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THERE'S PLENTY OF SQUIDWARD
TO GO AROUND
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SO EVERYBODY JUST LINE UP
AND GET YOUR POCKETBOOKS OUT.
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FOR A SMALL FEE
OF $14.98 PER PERSON
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EVERYONE WILL GET THE
OPPORTUNITY TO TOUCH SQUIDWARD.
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WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
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TAKE THE DOOR
AND CHANGE ME BACK.
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AND I'LL EVEN THROW IN
A FREE SOFT DRINK
FOR AN EXTRA $3.
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COME ON, SPONGEBOB,
TAKE THE DOOR AND
SMASH MY FACE BACK.
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I CAN'T.
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IT WAS ONE THING
DOING IT BY ACCIDENT
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BUT I CAN'T HURT YOU ON PURPOSE.
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YOU BETTER HURT ME,
OR I'M REALLY GONNA HURT YOU!
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WELL, OK.
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NOW DON'T HOLD BACK, SPONGEBOB,
JUST REALLY LET ME HAVE IT.
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JUST REMEMBER, SQUIDWARD.
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THIS IS GOING TO HURT ME MORE
THAN IT'S GOING TO HURT YOU.
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UM, OK, LET ME JUST MEMORIZE-
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[SCREAMS]
HEY, I WASN'T READY.
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WOULD YOU MIND WAITING TILL I-
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HANG ON, YOU'RE STARTING TO
LOOK LIKE YOUR OLD SELF AGAIN.
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NOPE, STILL TOO HANDSOME.
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IT'S STILL NOT WORKING.
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MAYBE I'M NOT DOING IT
HARD ENOUGH.
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[SQUIDWARD GROANS]
UH, HANG ON A SEC-
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Squidward: LET ME-
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[SQUIDWARD GROANS]
232
00:10:08,379 --> 00:10:09,413
[SCREAMS]
233
00:10:09,517 --> 00:10:11,448
SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE EVEN
MORE HANDSOME NOW.
234
00:10:11,551 --> 00:10:12,758
[CHEERING]
235
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,379
AND THAT CROWD IS IN A FRENZY.
236
00:10:14,482 --> 00:10:18,137
WELL, SPONGEBOB, IT WAS YOU
WHO GOT ME INTO THIS MESS
237
00:10:18,241 --> 00:10:20,275
NOW YOUHAVE TO
GET ME OUT AGAIN.
238
00:10:20,379 --> 00:10:21,379
I KNOW, SQUIDWARD.
239
00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:23,103
[GRUNTS], I'LL THINK
OF SOMETHING.
240
00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:25,413
[GRUNTS], I JUST NEED, [GRUNTS],
I JUST-
241
00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:27,344
[CRASHING NOISE]
242
00:10:27,448 --> 00:10:28,965
[MAN SINGS OPERATICALLY]
243
00:10:29,068 --> 00:10:34,000
[SPEAKS IN SLOW-MOTION]
GOT... ME... INTO...
244
00:10:34,103 --> 00:10:37,068
SQUIDWARD, LOOK OUT FOR
THAT FALLING SHOE!
245
00:10:38,344 --> 00:10:40,206
HUH?
246
00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:42,896
[SPONGEBOB GRUNTS AND GASPS]
247
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:49,000
[SQUIDWARD SCREAMS]
248
00:10:54,482 --> 00:10:55,724
SQUIDWARD...
249
00:10:58,862 --> 00:11:01,517
SPONGEBOB...[CROWD GASPS]
250
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:02,896
YOU'RE BACK.
251
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,758
OH, SQUIDWARD.
252
00:11:04,862 --> 00:11:08,620
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY
TIMES WE SMASH YOUR FACE.
253
00:11:08,724 --> 00:11:11,379
I ALMOST WISH
THAT MEANT SOMETHING.
254
00:11:11,482 --> 00:11:14,896
[CROWD GRUMBLES AND MURMURS]
255
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,620
HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
256
00:11:16,724 --> 00:11:18,172
DON'T LEAVE ME.
257
00:11:18,275 --> 00:11:19,862
PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU.
258
00:11:19,965 --> 00:11:23,379
LOOK, I CAN MAKE HIM
HANDSOME AGAIN, WATCH.
259
00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:24,482
SEE?
260
00:11:24,586 --> 00:11:26,344
HE'S GETTING HANDSOME.
261
00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:29,344
IT JUST...
TAKES A LITTLE... EFFORT.
262
00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:31,724
JUST A LITTLE... ELBOW GREASE.
263
00:11:31,827 --> 00:11:36,379
PLEASE... COME BACK...
264
00:11:36,482 --> 00:11:40,379
[♪...]
265
00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:50,758
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
266
00:11:56,896 --> 00:11:59,310
NEPTUNE STIRRED UP
QUITE A GALE TONIGHT.
267
00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:01,379
HE MUST BE MAD ABOUT SOMETHING.
268
00:12:01,482 --> 00:12:04,137
[LAUGHS]
269
00:12:04,241 --> 00:12:07,137
THAT'S SILLY, EVERYONE
KNOWS POSEIDON IS RULER
OF THE UNDERSEA.
270
00:12:07,965 --> 00:12:09,551
AH, MY LEFTOVERS.
271
00:12:09,655 --> 00:12:13,137
[SOBBING]: NO...
272
00:12:13,241 --> 00:12:15,206
WHY, DEAR NEPTUNE?
273
00:12:20,758 --> 00:12:24,000
[SPONGEBOB SNORES]
274
00:12:24,896 --> 00:12:26,620
[SPONGEBOB SPUTTERS]
275
00:12:29,517 --> 00:12:30,965
MM-HMM, GOULASH.
276
00:12:31,068 --> 00:12:33,310
HEY, OUT THERE,
YOU DROPPED YOUR GOULASH.
277
00:12:33,413 --> 00:12:35,137
HELLO...
278
00:12:36,586 --> 00:12:38,793
[WHISTLING]
279
00:12:38,896 --> 00:12:42,206
MY PORES ARE WHISTLING
IN THE WIND.
280
00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:44,206
[WHISTLING]
281
00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:46,137
[LAUGHS]
282
00:12:46,241 --> 00:12:49,172
[DISTORTED WHISTLING]
283
00:12:49,275 --> 00:12:51,655
[LAUGHS]
284
00:12:51,758 --> 00:12:56,758
[DISTORTED WHISTLING...]
285
00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:58,482
[LAUGHS]
286
00:12:58,586 --> 00:13:01,379
[WHISTLING]
287
00:13:01,482 --> 00:13:05,206
[♪...]
288
00:13:10,413 --> 00:13:15,241
[JELLYFISH BUZZES...]
289
00:13:15,344 --> 00:13:16,620
[♪...]
290
00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:19,724
[LAUGHS]
THAT TICKLES.
291
00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:21,862
[JELLYFISH BUZZES,
PORES WHISTLE]
292
00:13:21,965 --> 00:13:25,620
AWW, THE LITTLE CRITTER
LIKES MY WHISTLING PORES.
293
00:13:25,724 --> 00:13:27,413
[LAUGHS]
294
00:13:27,517 --> 00:13:30,241
[BUZZES]
295
00:13:30,344 --> 00:13:34,241
THAT TICKLES.
[LAUGHS]
296
00:13:34,344 --> 00:13:35,241
Deep Voice: WELL...
297
00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:37,379
MY SHIFT'S OVER.
298
00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:38,379
[CASH REGISTER DINGS,
BIRDS CHIRP]
299
00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:39,793
TIME FOR WORK, SPONGEBOB.
300
00:13:39,896 --> 00:13:41,793
ALL RIGHT, JELLY, OUT YOU GO.
301
00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:44,000
[INHALES LOUDLY]
302
00:13:44,103 --> 00:13:47,655
IT'S BEEN REAL FUN,
BUT I GOTTA GET TO WORK.
303
00:13:47,758 --> 00:13:50,241
QUITE A WIND THIS MORNING,
EH, JELLY?
304
00:13:50,344 --> 00:13:52,517
WHOA...
305
00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:54,275
[GRUNTS]
[BUZZING]
306
00:13:54,379 --> 00:13:57,827
HEY, SPARKY, CAN YOU
TELL YOUR FRIENDS I DON'T
HAVE TIME TO PLAY RIGHT NOW?
307
00:13:57,931 --> 00:13:59,724
[LAUGHS]
OH, NO, PLEASE...
308
00:13:59,827 --> 00:14:00,862
[LAUGHS]
309
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,103
[LAUGHS]
STOP IT, PLEASE, STOP IT.
310
00:14:02,206 --> 00:14:03,931
[LAUGHS]
311
00:14:04,034 --> 00:14:07,310
WHOA...!
312
00:14:09,965 --> 00:14:11,724
[SCREAMS]
I'M GONNA BE LATE.
313
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,000
I TOLD YOU GUYS
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY.
314
00:14:18,103 --> 00:14:20,206
[GRUNTS AND SCREAMS]
315
00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:21,620
[BUZZING]
316
00:14:21,724 --> 00:14:24,724
I HAVE NOT BEEN TARDY ONE TIME
IN MY CAREER AS A FRY COOK.
317
00:14:24,827 --> 00:14:26,896
AND I'M NOT GONNA START TODAY.
318
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,896
[GRUNTS]
319
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:28,793
[SCREAMS]
320
00:14:28,896 --> 00:14:30,586
[BUZZING]
321
00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:34,862
[JELLYFISH LAUGH]
322
00:14:34,965 --> 00:14:38,034
[GASPS]
323
00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:40,241
I NEED TO CALL IN SOME HELP.
324
00:14:41,862 --> 00:14:43,275
[GRUNTS]
325
00:14:43,379 --> 00:14:46,137
MY FINGERS ARE TOO BIG
FOR THE BUTTONS.
326
00:14:46,241 --> 00:14:47,655
[GRUNTS]
327
00:14:47,758 --> 00:14:48,896
[RINGING]
328
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,206
'ELLO, THIS BE THE KRUSTY KRAB.
329
00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:53,551
MR. KRABS, I NEED YOU.
330
00:14:53,655 --> 00:14:54,862
SPONGEBOB, WHERE YOU BEEN?
331
00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:58,862
CUSTOMERS ARE BLOWING IN HERE
LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.
332
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:02,793
I AM SORRY, MR. KRABS,
BUT THESE JELLYFISH
DON'T WANT ME TO GO TO WORK.
333
00:15:02,896 --> 00:15:03,896
JELLYFISH?
334
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,689
THEY'RE ATTRACTED TO MY...
WHISTLE-Y HOLES.
335
00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:08,206
UH...
336
00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:10,620
I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
337
00:15:10,724 --> 00:15:13,551
BUT IF IT'S TRANSPORTATION
YOU NEED, I KNOW JUST THE THING.
338
00:15:16,241 --> 00:15:17,413
[SPONGEBOB SCREAMS]
339
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:18,655
GOT YOU.
340
00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:20,620
OOH, THIS ONE'S
PUTTING UP A FIGHT.
341
00:15:20,724 --> 00:15:22,310
[GRUNTS AND SPUTTERS]
342
00:15:22,413 --> 00:15:23,551
FIGHTIN' TOO HARD.
343
00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:25,000
[GRUNTS AND SPUTTERS]
344
00:15:25,103 --> 00:15:27,586
YOU'RE GONNA REEL HIM IN, KRABS,
YOU'VE GOTTA WEAR HIM DOWN.
345
00:15:27,689 --> 00:15:28,758
[GRUNTS AND SPUTTERS]
346
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:29,862
GIVE HIM A LITTLE SLACK.
347
00:15:29,965 --> 00:15:31,103
[GRUNTS]
348
00:15:31,206 --> 00:15:33,482
YANK.
349
00:15:33,586 --> 00:15:35,172
A LITTLE SLACK...[GRUNTS]
350
00:15:35,275 --> 00:15:36,172
AND YANK.
351
00:15:36,275 --> 00:15:38,517
[GRUNTS]
352
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:44,068
THERE HE IS, READY FOR WORK.
353
00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:46,586
DRAW BACK THAT POINT,
NOW GET IN THERE AND START
PUSHING OUT THEM PATTIES.
354
00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:49,517
AYE-AYE, SIR.
355
00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:54,482
LET'S GET THESE PATTIES
STARTED RIGHT.
356
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:56,896
WHOO.
357
00:15:58,137 --> 00:16:00,586
THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.
358
00:16:00,689 --> 00:16:02,034
[SIZZLING]
359
00:16:07,586 --> 00:16:09,172
SpongeBob: ORDER UP.
360
00:16:09,275 --> 00:16:10,827
[HUMMING]
361
00:16:10,931 --> 00:16:12,758
OOH...
362
00:16:12,862 --> 00:16:18,172
[WHISTLING...]
363
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:21,241
[BUZZING]
364
00:16:21,344 --> 00:16:22,724
[♪...]
365
00:16:22,827 --> 00:16:24,137
[GASPS]
366
00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:25,896
OOH.[JELLYFISH BUZZ]
367
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,965
OH, NO, THEY FOUND ME.
368
00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:29,965
[BUZZING]
369
00:16:30,068 --> 00:16:32,275
NO, NO-NO, GUYS, PLEASE.
370
00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:33,965
UH, WOULD YOU MIND COMING BACK
AFTER BUSINESS HOURS?
371
00:16:34,068 --> 00:16:36,310
HEH, I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE.
372
00:16:43,896 --> 00:16:45,655
[SPONGEBOB SCREAMS]
373
00:16:47,482 --> 00:16:49,896
Reporter: The weather situation
is much worse across
the country.
374
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,586
And it doesn't look like
the winds are going to stop
anytime soon...
375
00:16:53,689 --> 00:16:55,206
[LAUGHS]
376
00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:57,206
FISHY GO BYE-BYE.
377
00:16:59,137 --> 00:17:00,413
[SPONGEBOB WHIMPERS]
378
00:17:00,517 --> 00:17:02,827
OW.
379
00:17:02,931 --> 00:17:07,068
And that's the way it is
in your world today.
380
00:17:07,172 --> 00:17:09,206
BORING.
381
00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:12,482
I DON'T WANT TO WATCH
ANY OF THIS BORING STUFF.
382
00:17:12,586 --> 00:17:15,448
I WANT TO WATCH
SOMETHING DECENT, LIKE-
383
00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:18,344
SpongeBob: SORRY, PATRICK,
I NEED A PLACE TO HIDE
FROM THOSE JELLYFISH.
384
00:17:18,448 --> 00:17:19,344
WHAT JELLYFISH?
385
00:17:19,448 --> 00:17:21,172
EVER SINCE THE WINDS STARTED
386
00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:24,137
A SOUND WHISTLES THROUGH
MY HOLES THAT JELLYFISH
SEEM TO LOVE.
387
00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:30,482
[WHISTLING]
388
00:17:34,275 --> 00:17:40,379
[JELLYFISH BUZZ ALONG
TO THE MUSIC]
389
00:17:43,448 --> 00:17:44,344
HEY, PAL.
390
00:17:44,448 --> 00:17:45,827
[SCREAMS]
391
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,827
SPONGEBOB, GET OUT OF HERE!
392
00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:55,620
I'M SORRY, SPONGEBOB, BUT YOU'VE
BECOME A NEGATIVE INFLUENCE.
393
00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:57,000
[LAUGHS SLIGHTLY]
394
00:17:57,103 --> 00:17:58,655
AT LEAST THE WIND STOPPED.
395
00:17:58,758 --> 00:18:00,517
[SCREAMS]
396
00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:01,965
[THUDDING NOISE]
397
00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:05,137
[WHIMPERING]
398
00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:14,068
I THINK I LOST 'EM.
399
00:18:14,172 --> 00:18:18,827
WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD JUST STAY
IN HERE, WHERE IT'S SAFE.
400
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,344
AND QUIET.
401
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,379
AND DARK.
402
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:24,034
OH... [GULPS]
403
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:26,689
IT'S OK, I'LL ONLY HIDE OUT HERE
FOR A SECOND.
404
00:18:26,793 --> 00:18:28,103
YEAH, IT SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG.
405
00:18:28,206 --> 00:18:29,793
BEHIND THESE ROCKS.
406
00:18:29,896 --> 00:18:32,620
THESE SEDENTARY, LIFELESS ROCKS.
407
00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:34,551
Narrator: LATER...
408
00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:38,344
HEY, BUDDY, JUST THOUGHT
I'D SPRUCE YOU UP A LITTLE.
409
00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:39,793
WHAT'S THAT?
410
00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:41,448
OOH, YOU DON'T SAY.
411
00:18:41,551 --> 00:18:44,862
WELL, GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE MY
BEST FRIEND, TOO, MM-HMM.
412
00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:46,379
COME ON, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
413
00:18:46,482 --> 00:18:48,379
LOOK, BUDDY, MM...
414
00:18:48,482 --> 00:18:50,000
DINNER'S READY.
415
00:18:50,103 --> 00:18:52,379
HERE, LET'S HAVE SOME TEA.
416
00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:54,172
WANT SOME SUGAR, BUDDY, HUH?
417
00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:56,172
ONE LUMP OR TWO?
418
00:18:56,275 --> 00:18:57,620
OH, YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL.
419
00:18:57,724 --> 00:18:58,862
[GIGGLES]
420
00:18:58,965 --> 00:19:02,068
I FEEL COMFORTABLE AROUND YOU.
421
00:19:02,172 --> 00:19:04,172
[ROCKS RATTLE
IN SPONGEBOB'S MOUTH]
422
00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:06,482
CAN I CONFESS SOMETHING,
'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
423
00:19:06,586 --> 00:19:08,724
I HAVE THIS... PROBLEM.
424
00:19:08,827 --> 00:19:11,931
I SEEM TO ATTRACT JELLYFISH.[LAUGHS]
425
00:19:12,034 --> 00:19:13,793
HUH, HOW DO YOU HANDLE
A THING LIKE THAT, HMM?
426
00:19:16,413 --> 00:19:18,103
YEAH, YEAH, I'M AT A LOSS, TOO.
427
00:19:18,206 --> 00:19:19,724
OH, BARNACLES!
428
00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:23,103
I'M GONNA BE
STUCK IN THIS CAVE FOREVER!
429
00:19:26,448 --> 00:19:27,965
[GASPS]
430
00:19:28,068 --> 00:19:30,724
OF COURSE, BUDDY,
BRILLIANT IDEA.
431
00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:33,103
[GRUNTS]
432
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,586
WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
THIS TIME.
433
00:19:38,586 --> 00:19:40,206
[BUZZING]
434
00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:42,310
OH, HERE THEY COME.
435
00:19:42,413 --> 00:19:44,448
GO GET 'EM, BUDDY.
436
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,655
[BUZZING...]
437
00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:54,448
[BUZZING]
438
00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:06,310
[GASPS]
HEY, GUYS, LONG TIME NO SEE.
439
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,241
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
MY LITTLE FRIEND'S SONG?
440
00:20:08,344 --> 00:20:09,827
[SCREECHY MUSIC]
441
00:20:12,206 --> 00:20:13,172
SOMETHING WRONG?
442
00:20:13,275 --> 00:20:16,482
[WHIMPERS]
443
00:20:18,344 --> 00:20:22,517
HMM, I CREATED ONE STONE
SPONGEBOB THAT UTTERED A NOTE
IN A FOUL KEY.
444
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:25,758
BUT IF I WERE TO CRAFT ANOTHER
IN A DIFFERENT SIZE
445
00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:27,689
THE DIMENSIONS OF
THAT HOLLOW CENTER
446
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,655
MULTIPLIED BY
THE NUMBER OF HOLES
447
00:20:29,758 --> 00:20:31,241
MAY OFFER ANOTHER TUNE.
448
00:20:31,344 --> 00:20:33,482
ONE THAT COULD
SOOTHE THOSE JELLYFISH.
449
00:20:33,586 --> 00:20:37,034
BUT WHICH ONE IS THE RIGHT SIZE?
450
00:20:37,137 --> 00:20:39,172
EH, I GUESS I'LL JUST
HAVE TO MAKE A BUNCH OF 'EM.
451
00:20:39,275 --> 00:20:43,551
[HUMMING]
452
00:20:48,655 --> 00:20:50,655
[LAUGHS]
453
00:20:54,482 --> 00:20:57,310
[GRUNTS]
454
00:20:57,413 --> 00:20:59,344
OK, THAT SHOULD DO HER.
455
00:21:06,896 --> 00:21:10,379
[♪...]
456
00:21:11,448 --> 00:21:13,517
[JELLYFISH BUZZ ALONG
TO THE MUSIC]
457
00:21:30,931 --> 00:21:33,689
WHOA, IT ACTUALLY WORKED.
458
00:21:35,655 --> 00:21:37,931
[SIGHS]
THEY'RE FINALLY
LEAVING ME ALONE.
459
00:21:38,034 --> 00:21:39,862
I CAN GO BACK TO WORK NOW.
460
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,103
[LAUGHS]
461
00:21:42,206 --> 00:21:44,620
KRUSTY KRAB, HERE I COME.
462
00:21:44,724 --> 00:21:46,689
[GASPS]
463
00:21:46,793 --> 00:21:49,827
HOW LONG WAS I GONE?
464
00:21:49,931 --> 00:21:52,448
NO...!
465
00:21:52,551 --> 00:21:55,724
NO...
466
00:21:55,827 --> 00:21:58,896
[SCREAMS]
467
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,655
Narrator: 3,000 YEARS LATER.
468
00:22:09,034 --> 00:22:13,827
Woman: TO THIS DAY, NO ONE KNOWS
WHY THESE MYSTERIOUS STATUES
WERE CREATED, OR BY WHOM.
469
00:22:15,689 --> 00:22:18,241
ALL WE KNOW IS
THE GENIUS OF THEIR DESIGN
470
00:22:18,344 --> 00:22:22,724
HAS CAUSED THE ANNUAL MIGRATION
OF JELLYFISH TO THEIR
WONDROUS TUNE.
471
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:32,241
[SPONGEBOB LAUGHS]
472
00:22:32,344 --> 00:22:37,275
[♪...]
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