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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
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I CAN'T HEARYOU.
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Kids: [SHOUTING] AYE, AYE,
CAPTAIN!
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Captain: ♪ OHH... ♪
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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Kids: ♪ WHOBOB WHATPANTS ♪
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Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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Kids: ♪ WHOBOB WHATPANTS ♪
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Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪
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Kids: ♪ WHOBOB WHATPANTS ♪
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Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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Kids: ♪ WHOBOB WHATPANTS ♪
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Captain: ♪ READY? ♪
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All: ♪ WHOBOB WHATPANTS ♪
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♪ WHOBOB WHATPANTS ♪
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♪ WHOBOB WHATPANTS ♪
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Captain: ♪ WHOBOB
WHATPANTS ♪
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[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]
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[WHISTLING]
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[WAVES CRASHING...
GULLS SQUAWKING]
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Man: PATCHY THE PIRATE
PRESENTS...
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AHOY, IT'S A SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS SPECIAL.
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[♪...]
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[♪...]
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[FOGHORN BLOWS]
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GOOD MORNING, GARY.
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GOOD MORNING, MR. MAILMAN.
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'MORNING, SPONGEBOB.
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AH, IT ISA GOOD MORNING,
ISN'T IT?
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[HORN HONKS]
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[CRASHING NOISE OUTSIDE][SPONGEBOB SINGS TO HIMSELF]
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ISN'T LIFE GREAT, GARY?
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OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
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I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS...
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AH, STAY AWAY!
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OH, ANOTHER SPONGEBOB NIGHTMARE.
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...THE BEST JOB.
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HE'S ALREADY 10 SECONDS LATE.
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I'M DOCKING HIM
A MONTH'S PAY FOR THIS.
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AND, OF COURSE, THE BESTEST PET.
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[MOANS]
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OOH...
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[GARY GROANS]
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[GROWLS]
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[GARY HISSES AND SCREECHES,
CRASHING NOISES]
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I'M SORRY!
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I'M SORRY!
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Patrick: HI, SPONGEBOB.
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HEY, PATRICK, HOW GOES IT?
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WELL, IT WASGOING GREAT
UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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OH, JUST A BIRTHDAY CAKE
FOR MY MOM.
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THAT I SPENT ALL DAY BAKING.
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IDIOT BOY.
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OOH, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
SOMEBODY'S CALLED ME THAT.
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WAIT, I KNOW WHO WILL
ENJOY MY COMPANY.
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SQUIDWARD...
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DON'T YOU EVERWAKE ME
FROM MY BEAUTY SLEEP,
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
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IDIOT BOY.
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WHOO-EE, IT'S ALL DONE.
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MY GREATEST INVENTION YET.
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SANDY, WHAT A NEAT ROBOT.
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NO...
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I CAN EXPLAIN, YOU SEE,
I WAS UP IN A TREE
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AND I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY
IF I GAVE YOU A SURPRISE.
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OH, YOU GAVE ME A SURPRISE,
ALL RIGHT.
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LOOK AT THE SURPRISE I GOT!
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GET OUT OF HERE... IDIOT BOY.
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[SNIFFLES]
WELL, I GUESS THAT MEANS THERE'S
ONLY ONE PLACE LEFT TO GO.
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A PLACE WHERE I'M WANTED
WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT.
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SPONGEBOB WORK-PANTS
REPORTING FOR DUTY, MR. KRABS.
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HURRY UP AND GET IN THERE, BOY,
PATTIES NEED FLIPPIN'.
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NO WORRIES, CAP'N.
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[CRASHING NOISE]
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[SIGHS]
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OOPS, EH, ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.
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NOW BACK TO DOING
WHAT I DO BEST.
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NO WAY I CAN MESS THIS UP-
WHOA-OH-OH...
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[CHUCKLES]
MR. DOLLAR, ALLOW ME TO
INTRODUCE YOU TO MRS. DOLLAR.
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"WELL, HELLO THERE."
[MAKES KISSING NOISES]
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[SPONGEBOB SCREAMS
IN BACKGROUND...]
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WHAT THE BARNACLES IS GOING ON?!
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MR. KRABS, HELP...
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[MR. KRABS SCREAMS...]
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MR. KRABS, ARE YOU OK?
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[GROANS]
I'M FINE.
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AS LONG AS ME MONEY'S OK.
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Mr. Money: ALTHOUGH WE'VE ONLY
KNOWN EACH OTHER A SHORT TIME
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I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW,
I LOVE YOU.
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[MR. AND MRS. MONEY CRY]
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[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
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IF I WERE YOU, I'D GET
AS FAR AWAY FROM ME AS POSSIBLE.
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IDIOT BOY.
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[SHUDDERS]
I GUESS THAT'S IT, THEN.
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IF MR. KRABS IS CALLING ME
"IDIOT BOY," IT MUST BE TRUE.
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I KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.
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[SOBS...]
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[SPONGEBOB CRIES...]
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[SIGHS]
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I'VE SOMEHOW MANAGED
TO MAKE EVERYONE MAD AT ME.
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AT LEAST YOU STILL LIKE ME,
RIGHT, GAR'?
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[HISSES]
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[SIGHS]
I'LL MISS YOU TOO, BUDDY.
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THERE'S A YEAR'S SUPPLY
OF SNAIL FOOD FOR YOU.
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GOOD-BYE, PINEAPPLE.
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GOOD-BYE, SQUIDWARD.
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GOOD-BYE, PATRICK.
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GOOD-BYE, SANDY.
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GOOD-BYE, BIKINI BOTTOM.
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GOOD-BYE, LIFE AS I KNOW IT.
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"WELCOME TO BIKINI BOTTOM,
POPULATION 538."
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MINUS ONE.
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[REPEATING]
IDIOT BOY, IDIOT BOY,
IDIOT BOY...
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IDIOT BOY, IDIOT BOY,
IDIOT BOY...
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IDIOT BOY-
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[TAUNTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[HOOTING]
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[SCREAMS]
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[GASPS]
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WHOA!
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[SCREAMS]
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OOH, BOY, THAT'S QUITE A LUMP.
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[GRUNTS]
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[SLURPING NOISE]
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PATRICK, WHERE'S SPONGEBOB?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I'VE BEEN KNOCKING ON
HIS DOOR FOR THREE HOURS
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I NEED HIS HOT SAUCE
FOR MY MILKSHAKE.
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WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT,
HAI-YAH!
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[GARY MEOWS]
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GARY, WHERE ARE YOU, LITTLE GUY?
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[GARY MEOWS]
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GARY, GARY?
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[GARY MEOWS]
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GARY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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[MEOWS]
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Sandy: A NOTE.
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"TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.
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"IF YOU'VE FOUND THIS LETTER
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"THAT MEANS GARY'S FOOD BOWL
IS EMPTY AND THAT IT
NEEDS TO BE REFILLED.
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"IT ALSO MEANS IT'S BEEN
APPROXIMATELY ONE YEAR
SINCE I'VE SPLIT TOWN
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"AND NO ONE'S NOTICED TILL NOW.
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"NO ONE NEEDS TO WORRY,
I WON'T BOTHER ANYONE AGAIN.
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"SINCERELY, SPONGEBOB.
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A.K.A. IDIOT BOY."
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Man: I COULD USE THIS.
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Woman: YEAH, I LIKE THESE HERE.
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Man: MM, THIS IS TOP QUALITY,
TOP QUALITY.
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HELLO, THERE, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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OH, WE THOUGHT YOU WERE
TAKING A DIRT NAP
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BUT, UH, WE ORGANIZED YOUR
CLOTHES FOR YOU, SPONGEBOB.
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ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
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ISN'T THIS YOUR NAME?
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I DON'T KNOW, IS IT?
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YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME?
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ALL I KNOW IS I HIT MY HEAD
ON SOME ROCKS.
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NOW I CAN'T SEEM
TO REMEMBER ANYTHING.
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UH, WELL, THEN, [CHUCKLES].
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I'LL REMIND YOU THAT THESE
ARE NOTYOUR CLOTHES.
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AND YOUR NAME ISN'TSPONGEBOB,
IT'S, UH, MM...
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UH, CHEESE-HEAD BROWN-PANTS,
[LAUGHS], THAT'S IT.
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CHEESE-HEAD, HUH?
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WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT'S THIS?
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Man: BUBBLES?
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[SCREAMING]
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I WONDER WHAT GOT INTO THEM?
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[TIRES SCREECHING AND
HORNS HONKING IN THE DISTANCE]
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Man: WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM
FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
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BIKINI BOTTOM IS LITERALLY
IN A STATE OF TOTAL CHAOS
TONIGHT- OW!
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LITERALLY.
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WE GO NOW TO NEWS SEA
CHOPPER SEVEN, WHAT'S UP?
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NOT LOOKING TOO GOOD
UP HERE, PERCH.
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THE KRUSTY KRAB IS JUST ABOUT
TO COME APART AT THE HINGES.
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CUSTOMERS ARE IN A RAGE OVER NOT
GETTING THEIR KRABBY PATTIES.
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Mr. Krabs: SQUIDWARD.
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WHERE THE BARNACLES
IS SPONGEBOB?
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THIS PLACE IS GOING
DOWN THE TOILET.
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PATTIES NEED FLIPPIN'.
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IF I KNEW, DO YOU THINK
I'D BE STANDING HERE
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GETTING YELLED AT
BY A BUNCH OF MORONS?
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DON'T TALK BACK TO YOUR
SUPERIOR OFFICER, YOU...
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[GROWLING AND MUTTERING]
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Sandy: SQUIDWARD, MR. KRABS,
Y'ALL SEEN SPONGEBOB?
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I THINK WE JUST
WENT THROUGH THIS.
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WHAT HE MEANS TO SAY IS,
"NO, WE HAVEN'T."
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WELL, APPARENTLY,
HE'S LEFT BIKINI BOTTOM
AND HE AIN'T COMING BACK.
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LET ME SEE THAT.
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"TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN..."
[MUTTERS]
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"AKKAH, IDIOT BOY."
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IDIOT BOY?!
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IT ISSPONGEBOB.
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO
WITHOUT ME FRY COOK?
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO
WITHOUT MY BEST FRIEND?
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I SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN
MEAN TO YOU.
[CRIES]
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I SHOULD'VE NEVER
KICKED YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE.
[CRIES]
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IF I'D KNOWN THAT WAS THE LAST
TIME I'D EVER SEE SPONGEBOB
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I WOULD'VE SLAMMED THE DOOR
IN HIS FACE EVEN HARDER.
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[LAUGHS]
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[PATRICK AND SANDY CRY,
SQUIDWARD LAUGHS]
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ALL RIGHT, GROUP MEETING.
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EVERYBODY OUT.
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THE KRUSTY KRAB'S CLOSED
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
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NOW HOW DO YOU PROPOSE WE FIND
ME MONEY-MAKIN' EMPLOYEE?
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[SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE]
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WHOO, I LIVE IN A DUMP.
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[GRUNTS]
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HEY, WATCH WHERE
YOU'RE STEPPIN'.
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SORRY, SIR, I WAS JUST-
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I KNOW WHAT YOU WAS DOING,
YOU WAS DOING
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THE OL' "BUMP INTO THE SUCKER
AND REACH INTO HIS POCKETS
AND TAKE HIS CHANGE" ROUTINE.
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WELL, IT AIN'T GONNA
WORK THISTIME.
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YOU WANT MONEY,
GET A JOB, YOU DEADBEAT.
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I'M A JOBLESS DEADBEAT?
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WHAT A SAD EXISTENCE
I DON'T REMEMBER I LEAD.
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[GROWLING]
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OOH, SEEMS LIKE
I'M RUNNING ON EMPTY.
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[SIGHS]
NOT A PENNY TO MY NAME.
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AW, I GUESS IF I WANT TO
FILL THE HOLE IN MY GUT
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I'LL NEED TO
FILL A JOB SOMEWHERE.
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"HELP WANTED"?
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WELL, MR. BROWN-PANTS,
YOU SEEM TO HAVE LEFT
THIS ENTIRE APPLICATION BLANK.
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[LAUGHS]
I CAN'T REMEMBER A THING.
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WELL, DO YOU HAVE
ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?
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00:11:31,896 --> 00:11:34,586
SPECIAL SKILLS?
229
00:11:34,655 --> 00:11:36,448
OH, I CAN DO THIS...
230
00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:40,689
[GASPS]
231
00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:42,275
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
232
00:11:44,586 --> 00:11:49,068
SORRY, SIR, BUT WE RUN
A RESPECTABLE BUSINESS HERE.
233
00:11:49,137 --> 00:11:52,034
OK, I GUESS THEY DON'T WANT YOU
BLOWING BUBBLES
234
00:11:52,103 --> 00:11:53,896
UNLESS IT DIRECTLY RELATES
TO THE JOB AT HAND.
235
00:11:57,586 --> 00:12:00,034
THANKS FOR THE JOB, BOSS,
YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED.
236
00:12:00,103 --> 00:12:03,413
THAT'S REAL SWEET, BROWN-PANTS,
BUT I DON'T HEAR THAT
HAMMER POUNDING.
237
00:12:05,344 --> 00:12:08,137
THEN THIS MUST BE
MUSIC TO YOUR EARS.
238
00:12:08,206 --> 00:12:11,000
[GASPS]NEPTUNE'S SON,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
239
00:12:13,896 --> 00:12:15,793
YOU AREN'T DOING THAT ON MY
BUILDING SITE, YOU'RE FIRED.
240
00:12:19,482 --> 00:12:22,137
I DO NOTUNDERSTAND THIS.
241
00:12:22,206 --> 00:12:25,310
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS CITY?
242
00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:27,827
MAYBE IT'S NOT THE CITY,
MAYBE IT'S ME.
243
00:12:27,896 --> 00:12:30,310
HEY, MISTER, LOOK AT ME,
MISTER, LOOK AT ME!
244
00:12:30,379 --> 00:12:33,034
IS THERE SOMETHING
WRONG WITH ME?
245
00:12:35,241 --> 00:12:36,655
[SCREAMS]
246
00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:40,172
Sandy: LISTEN UP, Y'ALL.
247
00:12:40,241 --> 00:12:41,862
I'VE GOT A PLAN
TO BRING BACK SPONGEBOB.
248
00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:43,000
YOU DO?
249
00:12:43,068 --> 00:12:44,965
YUP, AND IT INVOLVES THIS.
250
00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:46,896
IT'LL TRACK ANY SPONGE
WITHIN A 50-MILE RADIUS.
251
00:12:49,758 --> 00:12:54,310
OH, YOU'RE SAYING THIS THING
CAN ACTUALLY FINDSPONGEBOB?
252
00:12:54,379 --> 00:12:56,172
YOU GOT IT, SQUID-CAKES.
253
00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:57,827
BUT IT'S GONNA TAKE
ALL OF US TO FIND-
254
00:12:57,896 --> 00:13:01,241
[CRASHING NOISES
AND SQUIDWARD GRUNTING]
255
00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:02,379
[GASPING]
256
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,068
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
257
00:13:05,137 --> 00:13:06,517
OOPS, I DROPPED IT.
258
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,931
[WHISTLING]
259
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,689
MR. SQUIDWARD!
260
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:16,724
THIS DEVICE WAS ME
LAST CHANCE TO GET THIS PLACE
BACK INTO SHIP-SHAPE.
261
00:13:16,793 --> 00:13:19,896
AND SINCE YOU DESTROYED IT, I'M
ORDERING YOUTO FIND SPONGEBOB.
262
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,931
[LAUGHS]
263
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,862
I WOULDN'T SEEK OUT THAT TWIT
FOR ALL THE LEOTARDS IN THE SEA.
264
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:29,689
IF YOU DON'T FIND HIM,
YOU'LL BE OUT OF A JOB FOREVER.
265
00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:32,517
HA, IS THAT YOUR VERSION
OF A THREAT?
266
00:13:32,586 --> 00:13:36,275
OH, SQUIDWARD, DON'T FORGET
YOUR RETIREMENT GIFT.
267
00:13:36,344 --> 00:13:39,241
Squidward: MR. KRABS,
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANY-
268
00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:43,758
[GASPS]
IS THAT A HAND-CRAFTED,
JEWEL-ENCRUSTED, ORNAMENTAL EGG?
269
00:13:43,827 --> 00:13:46,034
THAT'LL COMPLETE MY COLLECTION.
270
00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:48,310
OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, MR. KRABS.
271
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:50,034
NOT SO FAST.
272
00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:52,758
BRING BACK ME NUMBER-ONE
FRY COOK FIRST.
273
00:13:56,689 --> 00:13:58,896
[SHIVERING]
274
00:14:01,034 --> 00:14:02,965
REAL DRAG, ISN'T IT?
275
00:14:03,034 --> 00:14:05,620
HAVING TO STAND AROUND A FIRE
FOR WARMTH EVERY NIGHT.
276
00:14:05,689 --> 00:14:06,655
YEAH.
277
00:14:06,724 --> 00:14:08,482
HEY, NOT FOR US.
278
00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:10,689
WE'RE JUST WAITING IN LINE
FOR A NEW VIDEO GAME.
279
00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:14,413
I GUESS I AM JUST
A JOBLESS DEADBEAT.
[SIGHS]
280
00:14:14,482 --> 00:14:16,448
YOU GUYS MIND IF I BUBBLE?
281
00:14:16,517 --> 00:14:17,620
[GASPING]
282
00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:19,551
YOU CAN'T DO THAT HERE.
283
00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:22,482
BUT BUBBLES WILL STEADY
THE OLD NERVES, WATCH.
284
00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:27,344
AH, SEE, FEELING BETTER ALREADY.
285
00:14:27,413 --> 00:14:29,344
[SCREAMING]
286
00:14:30,655 --> 00:14:33,413
[GASPING AND SCREAMING...]
287
00:14:33,482 --> 00:14:34,586
DON'T LOOK.A BUBBLE!
288
00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:36,724
[SCREAMING]
289
00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:41,206
[♪...][FINGERS SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY]
290
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,344
[GASPS]
291
00:14:59,241 --> 00:15:01,000
DO YOU HAVE ANY-
292
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:04,034
I THINK WE'VE MADE OUR POINT
WITH THE SNAPPING.
293
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:08,241
AS I WAS SAYING, DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA WHO WE ARE?
294
00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:10,758
UM, HOLD ON, WAIT-WAIT,
DON'T STOP ME, UM-
295
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,931
DON'T ANSWER.
[LAUGHS]
296
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,551
I'LL SHOW YOU.
297
00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:18,034
WE CALL US
THE BUBBLE-POPPIN' BOYS.
298
00:15:18,103 --> 00:15:22,344
AND ARTICLE ONE OF OUR CHARTER
PROHIBITS BUBBLE BLOWING
ON OUR TURF.
299
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:27,758
[STAMMERS AND GRUNTS]
300
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:31,517
YOU SEE WHY WE DON'T
ALLOW BUBBLES IN OUR CITY?
301
00:15:31,586 --> 00:15:36,586
FORTUNATELY, WE HAVE WAYS
OF DEALING WITH CARELESS
BUBBLE-BLOWERS LIKE YOU.
302
00:15:38,206 --> 00:15:41,793
LET'S ROUGHHIM UP, BOYS.
303
00:15:41,862 --> 00:15:43,689
[HYPERVENTILATES]
304
00:15:43,758 --> 00:15:45,379
WHERE'D HE GO?
305
00:15:45,448 --> 00:15:46,758
AFTER HIM.
306
00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:50,620
[SPONGEBOB SCREAMS]
307
00:15:50,689 --> 00:15:51,448
[SPONGEBOB GASPS]
308
00:16:04,517 --> 00:16:06,413
[GROWLING]
309
00:16:08,103 --> 00:16:09,034
[INHALES DEEPLY]
310
00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:15,068
AH, I'LL BE MAKING
THIS GETAWAY IN COMFORT.
311
00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:22,310
[GRUNTING AND MUTTERING]
312
00:16:22,379 --> 00:16:23,758
[GASPING]
313
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,206
[GASPS]
314
00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:38,172
[GRUNTING AND MUTTERING]
315
00:16:39,275 --> 00:16:40,689
[INHALES DEEPLY]
316
00:16:48,172 --> 00:16:49,655
[KNOCKING]
Man: YOU, YOU DID IT!
317
00:16:51,068 --> 00:16:53,034
[GRUNTS]
318
00:16:53,103 --> 00:16:55,827
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
319
00:16:55,896 --> 00:16:57,103
NO...
320
00:16:57,172 --> 00:16:59,103
YOU HAVE FREED THIS CITY.
321
00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:02,344
CITIZENS OF NEW KELP,
COME OUT OF THE SHADOWS
322
00:17:02,413 --> 00:17:05,689
'CAUSE CHEESE-BOY KICKED
THE BUBBLE-POPPIN' GANG
RIGHT OUT OF TOWN.
323
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,517
THANK YOU, CHEESE-BOY.
324
00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:19,689
WHAT AN AMAZING GIFT
CHEESE-BOY HAS GIVEN US.
325
00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:20,965
ACTUALLY, IT'S CHEESE-HEAD.
326
00:17:21,034 --> 00:17:22,413
[CAR ZOOMS AND HORN HONKS]
327
00:17:22,482 --> 00:17:24,931
WELL, CHEESE-HEAD
328
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,517
THIS IS AN HISTORIC DAY
FOR NEW KELP CITY.
329
00:17:27,586 --> 00:17:31,344
YOU HAVE RID THIS CITY
OF THE BUBBLE-POPPIN' BOYS.
330
00:17:31,413 --> 00:17:35,620
AND RESTORED BUBBLE-BLOWING
TO THE STREETS.
[LAUGHS]
331
00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:38,896
SOMETHING I WASN'T ABLE
TO DO FOR 20 YEARS AS MAYOR.
332
00:17:38,965 --> 00:17:44,827
FOR THIS, I APPOINT YOU
MAYOR OF NEW KELP CITY.
[CHUCKLES]
333
00:17:47,344 --> 00:17:50,103
LONG LIVE MAYOR CHEESE-HEAD.
334
00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:53,482
[CROWD CHEERS]
335
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:54,413
Sandy: SPONGEBOB...
336
00:17:54,482 --> 00:17:56,310
SPONGEBOB...
337
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,172
SPONGEBOB...
338
00:17:58,241 --> 00:18:01,172
[GRUNTS]
BUDDY, YOU THERE?
339
00:18:01,241 --> 00:18:03,655
SPONGEBOB...
340
00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:05,620
MAYBE SOMEONE AT THAT TRUCK STOP
HAS SEEN OUR POROUS
LITTLE BUDDY.
341
00:18:07,793 --> 00:18:09,655
Patrick: SPONGEBOB!
342
00:18:09,724 --> 00:18:11,068
THERE HE IS, GUYS.
343
00:18:11,137 --> 00:18:12,413
HUH?
SPONGEBOB!
344
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,103
[PATRICK LAUGHS]
345
00:18:14,172 --> 00:18:15,862
OH, I KNEW I'D FIND YOU, BUDDY.
346
00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:19,310
LOOK AT YOU, YOU HAVEN'T
CHANGED A BIT.
347
00:18:19,379 --> 00:18:21,620
LET'S GO HOME AND EAT
A GALLON OF SEA-NUT BUTTER.
348
00:18:21,689 --> 00:18:23,724
THAT'S NOT SPONGEBOB, PATRICK.
349
00:18:23,793 --> 00:18:26,586
THERE'S SPONGEBOB.
350
00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:28,413
[SCREAMS]
351
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,758
I'LL GET YOU OUT OF
THIS CAGE, BUDDY.
352
00:18:30,827 --> 00:18:33,896
YOU'RE SAFE NOW IN MY ARMS.
353
00:18:33,965 --> 00:18:35,931
HUH, WELL, WHERE'D YOU GO NOW?
354
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,965
[CRIES]
355
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,586
UH, PAT?
356
00:18:39,655 --> 00:18:41,103
ALL THE INK CAME OFF
ON YOUR BELLY.
357
00:18:41,172 --> 00:18:42,896
OH.
358
00:18:42,965 --> 00:18:45,034
NOW LET'S SEE WHAT THAT
LITTLE CRITTER'S UP TO.
359
00:18:45,103 --> 00:18:46,655
"NEW MAYOR OF-" [GASPS]
360
00:18:46,724 --> 00:18:49,551
SPONGEBOB'S MAYOR OF
NEW KELP CITY.
361
00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:50,793
[GENERAL CONVERSATION]
362
00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:53,172
CITIZENS OF NEW KELP CITY.
363
00:18:53,241 --> 00:18:56,379
I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT POLITICS
OR BALANCED BUDGETS
364
00:18:56,448 --> 00:18:58,586
OR HOW TO BE A "LEADER."
365
00:18:58,655 --> 00:19:02,655
I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE
WHAT A "MAYOR" "IS."
366
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:07,586
BUT I DO KNOW THIS, WHILE I AM
WEARING THE MAYOR'S HAT
367
00:19:07,655 --> 00:19:12,137
IT WILL ALWAYS BE SAFE TO BLOW
BUBBLES ON THE STREETS
OF NEW KELP
368
00:19:12,206 --> 00:19:15,931
OR MY NAME ISN'T
CHEESE-HEAD BROWN-PANTS.
369
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,310
[CHEERING]
370
00:19:18,379 --> 00:19:20,724
CHEESE-HEAD BROWN-PANTS?
371
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,931
NEW KELP CITY HAS
BROWN-PANTS MANIA.
372
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,827
[CHEERING]
373
00:19:27,896 --> 00:19:29,655
Sandy: HANG ON A MINUTE.
374
00:19:29,724 --> 00:19:31,724
I DON'T MEAN TO PUT A DAMPER
ON THE MOOD HERE
375
00:19:31,793 --> 00:19:33,896
BUT BIKINI BOTTOM
NEEDS YOU BACK, SPONGEBOB.
376
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,896
WHAT'S THAT?
377
00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:37,482
WELL, I'M SORRY
I YELLED AT YOU, BUDDY.
378
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,758
OH, THIS IS A SURPRISE.
379
00:19:39,827 --> 00:19:41,586
SURPRISED I FOUND YOU?
380
00:19:41,655 --> 00:19:43,103
NO, SURPRISED AT SEEING
A TALKING WEASEL.
381
00:19:43,172 --> 00:19:46,137
[GASPS]
IT'S ME, SANDY.
382
00:19:46,206 --> 00:19:48,206
DON'T PRETEND YOU DON'T
REMEMBER ME, SPONGEBOB.
383
00:19:48,275 --> 00:19:50,241
SORRY... SANDY.
384
00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:51,965
BUT I'D PROBABLY REMEMBER
AN UNDERWATER, TALKING WEASEL.
385
00:19:52,034 --> 00:19:54,793
YOU MAY NOT REMEMBER THE WEASEL
386
00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:58,000
BUT YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN
YOUR BEST FRIEND, HAVE YOU?
387
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,620
I HAVE NO IDEA
HOW THAT GOT THERE.
388
00:20:03,689 --> 00:20:07,137
ALL I REMEMBER IS HITTING
MY HEAD, BLOWING SOME BUBBLES
AND NOW, POOF, I'M MAYOR.
389
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,137
YOU MUST'VE LOST YOUR MEMORY
WHEN YOU HIT YOUR HEAD.
390
00:20:09,206 --> 00:20:11,896
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO COME BACK
WITH US TO BIKINI BOTTOM.
391
00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:14,068
THE FAMILIAR SURROUNDINGS WILL
BRING YOUR MEMORY RIGHT BACK.
392
00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:16,448
UH, SORRY, WEASEL GIRL,
I CAN'T LEAVE.
393
00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:18,724
THESE PEOPLE NEED MY LEADERSHIP.
394
00:20:18,793 --> 00:20:22,517
IN FACT, I'M LATE FOR A MEETING.[CROWD CHEERS]
395
00:20:22,586 --> 00:20:24,172
Sandy: SPONGEBOB, WAIT!
396
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:27,896
DON'T JUST STAND THERE, GET IN.
397
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:28,551
SQUIDWARD?HURRY UP.
398
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,482
DECORATIVE EGG, HERE I COME.
399
00:20:32,551 --> 00:20:36,241
[TIRES SCREECH, CAR ZOOMS]
400
00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:37,620
HERE IT IS.
401
00:20:37,689 --> 00:20:39,034
YOU MUST RECOGNIZE THIS PLACE.
402
00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:40,344
NOPE.
403
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:41,758
DON'T RECOGNIZE THE KRUSTY KRAB?
404
00:20:41,827 --> 00:20:44,275
STOP YOUR KIDDING, BOY.
405
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,793
AND START FRYING UP
THEM PATTIES.
406
00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:48,275
I WAS A FRY COOK BEFORE?
407
00:20:48,344 --> 00:20:50,241
AYE, THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS.
408
00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:51,965
NOW GET FLIPPIN'.
409
00:20:52,034 --> 00:20:53,758
LOOK, GUYS,
AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO
410
00:20:53,827 --> 00:20:55,965
TOIL THE DAYS AWAY
FLIPPING BURGERS
411
00:20:56,034 --> 00:20:59,000
I THINK I'LL JUST
GO BACK TO MY MODEST JOB
AS MAYOR OF A MAJOR CITY.
412
00:20:59,068 --> 00:21:02,517
WHOO-HOO-HOO,
SPONGEBOB'S LEAVING FOR REAL
THIS TIME.
413
00:21:02,586 --> 00:21:05,068
MR. KRABS, I BROUGHT BACK
YOUR NUMBER-ONE FRY COOK
414
00:21:05,137 --> 00:21:06,827
YOUGOTTA PAY UP.
415
00:21:06,896 --> 00:21:09,034
ALL RIGHT, MR. SQUIDWARD,
A DEAL'S A DEAL.
416
00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:11,275
HERE'S YOUR FANCY EGG.
417
00:21:11,344 --> 00:21:14,310
OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.["HALLELUJAH CHORUS" PLAYS]
418
00:21:14,379 --> 00:21:16,931
[GIGGLES]
419
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,448
[GRUNTS]
420
00:21:18,517 --> 00:21:22,551
NO...
421
00:21:23,965 --> 00:21:25,206
[STAMMERS]
422
00:21:25,275 --> 00:21:28,241
[GRUNTS AND MOANS]
423
00:21:28,310 --> 00:21:30,379
YOU OK, SPONGEBOB?
424
00:21:30,448 --> 00:21:33,620
[GRUNTS]
YEAH, JUST A BIT OF
A HEADACHE, SANDY.
425
00:21:33,689 --> 00:21:35,310
HEY, I REMEMBER THIS PLACE.
426
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:37,068
SPONGEBOB'S BACK.
427
00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:38,896
WE'RE REALLY SORRY
WE RAN YOU OUT OF TOWN, BOY.
428
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,310
BUT WE'RE GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
429
00:21:41,379 --> 00:21:44,896
I'D REALLY LOVE TO STAY,
BUT THE PEOPLE OF NEW KELP CITY
NEED THEIR MAYOR.
430
00:21:46,413 --> 00:21:48,206
GOOD-BYE, EVERYONE.
431
00:21:48,275 --> 00:21:49,413
HUH?
WHAT?OH, NOT AGAIN.
432
00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:52,517
HE'S LEAVING... AGAIN.
433
00:21:52,586 --> 00:21:55,172
Man on TV: Stop what
you're doing and don't
go out that door.
434
00:21:55,241 --> 00:21:57,241
This is a K-N-K-C
special report.
435
00:21:57,310 --> 00:21:59,413
Panic in the streets
of New Kelp City
436
00:21:59,482 --> 00:22:03,000
as rampant bubbles bring
visibility down to zero.
437
00:22:03,068 --> 00:22:06,413
The angry citizens here blame
the apocalyptic scene
438
00:22:06,482 --> 00:22:10,517
on Mayor Cheese-head Brown-pants
and his newly-enacted
bubble policy.
439
00:22:10,586 --> 00:22:13,448
If I ever see
Mayor Brown-pants again
440
00:22:13,517 --> 00:22:15,551
I'm gonna grab his little,
yellow head
441
00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:17,448
and literally rip his-
442
00:22:17,517 --> 00:22:19,241
[TONE BEEPS]
443
00:22:20,758 --> 00:22:22,379
WHERE'S SPONGEBOB?
444
00:22:22,448 --> 00:22:24,827
[BELL DINGS]
SpongeBob: ORDER UP.
445
00:22:24,896 --> 00:22:27,482
WHO WANTS TO BE A DUMB
OLD MAYOR WHEN YOU'RE
THE BEST FRY COOK IN TOWN?
446
00:22:27,551 --> 00:22:30,793
[LAUGHS]
AND HOW COULD I EVER
LEAVE BEHIND MY BESTEST FRIEND?
447
00:22:30,862 --> 00:22:32,068
OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY...
448
00:22:32,137 --> 00:22:36,275
KRABBY PATTY.
449
00:22:36,344 --> 00:22:39,758
SPONGEBOB, ANOTHER MASTERPIECE.
450
00:22:39,827 --> 00:22:41,862
IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU
BACK, SPONGEY.
451
00:22:41,931 --> 00:22:43,586
[SIGHS]
452
00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:46,206
LOOKS LIKE I'M BACK IN
BIKINI BOTTOM FOREVER.
453
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