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I CAN'T HEARYOU.
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Kids: [SHOUTING]
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
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♪ OHH...
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ READY?
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All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS ♪
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[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]
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[WHISTLING]
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[WAVES CRASHING...
SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
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[♪...]
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[HORSE WHINNIES]
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[SNORTS]
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[SCREAMS]: HELP!
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HEY, YAH!
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HELP, HELP.
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WHOA, STOP.
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THERE, THERE,
YOU'RE SAFE NOW, LITTLE LADY.
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[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
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YOU FOOL.
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YOU'VE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP.
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NOW YOU'RE MINE,
SPONGEBOB THE STRONG.
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SO WE MEET AGAIN, CRAZYFISH.
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BRING IT ON.
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WITH PLEASURE.
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[CRACKLES]
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[GRUNTS]: SO LOUD.
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YOU READY TO GET CRAZY,
HUH, CRAZYFISH?
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YOU BET YOUR FROSTING,
SPONGE-CAKE.
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SORRY, I'M NOT WEARING
ANY FROSTING.
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HEY, THAT'S CHEATING.
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NO, IT'S NOT.
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YES, IT IS.
NO, IT'S NOT.
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IS NOT.
IS TOO.
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IS NOT, IS NOT...IS TOO, IS TOO...
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[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
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UM, GUYS?
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ANYWAY, YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED.
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IS NOT!
IS TOO.
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[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]GUYS.
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IS TOO, IS TOO...
IS NOT...
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THE TRAIN!
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DON'T WORRY, I'M READY.
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BRING IT ON.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[HORN BLOWS][STARTLED MUMBLING]
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OH, GOOD MORNING GARE-BEAR.
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MEOW.
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I KEPT YOU UP ALL NIGHT
WITH MY NOCTURNAL OUTBURSTS?
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AGAIN?
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MEOW?
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NO, NO, TUESDAY NIGHT
WAS THE ONE
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WITH THE 30-FOOT LIBRARIAN.
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LAST NIGHT WAS THE ONE
WHERE I DEFEAT
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NOTORIOUS ARCH-VILLAIN
JACK M. CRAZYFISH
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USING THE SHEER FORCE
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OF MY AWESOMELY
DEVELOPED MUSCULATURE.
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[INHALES]
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[STRAINED GROANING]
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[EXHALES]
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[TOILET FLUSHES]
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WHEW, WHAT A RELIEF.
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FOR A SECOND THERE I THOUGHT
I GAVE MYSELF A BLACK...
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WHOA... OH.
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EYE.
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[SOBBING SIGH]
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[CRYING]
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[QUIVERING SOB]
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MEOW.
[SNIFFLES]
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GO AWAY, GARY.
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I'M BUSY... WALLOWING.
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MEOW?
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I DID SOMETHING
SO DUMB TO MYSELF
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THAT EVEN YOU WOULD LAUGH
UNCONTROLLABLY AT ME.
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[DISAGREEING]: MEOW.
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YOU PROMISE YOU WON'T LAUGH?
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OK, HERE GOES.
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GARY, I GAVE MYSELF
A BLACK EYE
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TRYING TO OPEN
THE TOOTHPASTE.
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[RESTRAINED SNICKER]
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THANKS FOR NOT LAUGHING, GARE.
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I KNEW YOU'D...
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GARE?
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HI, SPONGEBOB.
[SCREAMS]
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HEY, COOL GLASSES.
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CAN I TRY THEM ON... OH!
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SPONGEBOB, YOUR EYE.
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IT'S ALL BLACK AND SWOLLEN.
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HOW'D YOU MESS
YOUR EYE UP, SPONGEBOB?
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DID SOMEBODY HIT YOU?
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WHERE IS HE?
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YEAH, WE'LL SETTLE
THIS LIKE MEN.
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WE'LL SUE HIM.
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NO, NO, IT'S OK, PATRICK.
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HE, UH...
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HE LEARNED HIS LESSON.
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ARE YOU SURE, SPONGEBOB?
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WHO WAS THIS GUY ANYWAY?
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HMM...
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IT WAS JACK M. CRAZYFISH.
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YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE
LIKE THIS GUY, PATRICK.
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HE WAS ABOUT 60 FEET TALL.
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[QUIVERING]: OH.
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YEAH, HE WAS BIG AND MEAN.
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OH, BUT OL' SPONGEBOB HERE
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KNOWS HOW TO TEACH
A LUMMOX SOME MANNERS.
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WHAT DID YOU DO?
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I HANDLED HIM
THE SAME WAY I HANDLE
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ALL ENORMOUS
MUSCLE-BOUND VILLAINS.
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WITH TEARS?
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UH, NO, WITH A LITTLE
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HI-YAH!
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AND A KA-ZOW!
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AND A GALLON OF
HI-YAH, HI-YAH, HA!
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YEAH, HE NEVER
KNEW WHAT HIT 'EM.
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WELL, THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
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I WOKE UP...
OH, I MEAN, I...
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I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN.
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YOU WHOOPED HIM
WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED.
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THAT IS EXACTLY
WHAT I MEAN, PATRICK.
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WELL, SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY.
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THERE GOES A REAL HERO.
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WHA, WAH-BAH-BAH!
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[LAUGHS] SLUGGER,
THAT'S ME.
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WHAT THE?
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[RUMBLING]
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[MOOING]YEE HAW.
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GET ALONG LITTLE FISHIES.
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HI, SANDY.
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WHOA.
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HOT CATSNAKE IN A BARN.
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LOOK AT YOUR EYE.
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LAND SAKES.
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THAT'S QUITE A SHINER
YOU GOT THERE.
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WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY NONE.
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I KNOW SOME NATURAL
REMEDIES THAT'LL...
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KEEP YOUR NATURAL
REMEDIES TO YOURSELF.
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MANLY DUDES LIKE
ME DON'T NEED 'EM.
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I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
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I GOT THIS BLACK EYE IN A FIGHT.
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A FIGHT?
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WELL, THERE'S NO
SHAME IN LOSING.
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LOSE?
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SANDY, I TAUGHT THE FISH
WHO TANGLED WITH ME
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A LESSON HE SHAN'T SOON FORGET.
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WHY?
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DID HE WRITE IT DOWN?
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NO, I ENGRAVED IT
ON HIS PAIN GLAND.
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WELL, WHAT TYPE OF MAN SCUFFLES
BOOTS WITH YOU AND LOSES?
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OH, THIS WAS NO MERE MAN.
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HE WAS THE NOTORIOUS OUTLAW
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JACK M. CRAZYFISH!
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JACK M. CRAZYFISH?
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IT ALL HAPPENED
LATE LAST NIGHT...
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...I WAS WALKING HOME
FROM WORK... ALONE
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WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, CRAZYFISH
SPRANG UP OUT OF NOWHERE.
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HE THREW A GIANT TIRE
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AT THE BACK OF MY HEAD.[LAUGHING...]
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THEN, HE STOOD OVER ME TO GLOAT.
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I JUMPED UP AND KARATE
KICKED HIS HAIRPIECE
RIGHT OFF OF ITS SNAPS.
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HE WAS SO ASHAMED
HE RAN ALL THE WAY HOME
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LEAVING BEHIND A POOL OF TEARS.
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WHICH I THEN PROCEEDED TO SCOOP
UP IN MY VICTORY TANKARD
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AND ENJOY AS A NICE
REFRESHING BEVERAGE.
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SO HOW'D YOU GET
THE BLACK EYE THEN?
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OH, YEAH, WELL, THAT'S RIGHT.
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I HAD MISCALCULATED THE
TRAJECTORY OF MY CUP
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AND THE STRAW
JABBED ME IN THE EYE
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GIVING ME THIS AWFUL SHINER.
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[BEEPING]
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WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE LATE
FOR YOUR DAY JOB, KILLER.
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AW, PHOOEY.
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LATE SCHMATE.
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A TOUGH GUY LIKE ME CAN SHOW UP
TO WORK WHENEVER HE WANTS.
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ADIOS.
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SPONGEBOB IS 13-1/2 MINUTES
LATE FOR DUTY.
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I HOPE FOR HIS SAKE THIS MEANS
HE WAS IN A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT.
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WELL, LOOKS LIKE I WAS RIGHT
ABOUT THE ACCIDENT PART.
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OH.
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, PAL,
DO THE RIGHT THING.
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JUST KEEP ON WALKING.
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UGH, DO YOU MIND?
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WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE
A DECENT MEAL HERE.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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[SPONGEBOB CLEARS THROAT]
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SPONGEBOB, I'M...
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DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH,
I'M JUST GONNA STOP YOU
RIGHT THERE, SQUIDWARD.
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SPARE YOU THE OXYGEN.
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WE ALL KNOW YOU WEAKER FOLK
CAN'T AFFORD TO WASTE IT.
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ALL RIGHT FOLKS, LISTEN UP.
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'CAUSE I'M ONLY GONNA
SAY THIS ONCE.
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Spongebob: Tough guys don't
like to repeat themselves.
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I'M TALKING TO YOU, GRANDMA!
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NOW I SUPPOSE ALL OF
YOU ARE WONDERING
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HOW I GOT THIS BLACK EYE.
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Squidward: NOT REALLY.
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ALL RIGHT, WHO SAID THAT?
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WAS IT YOU, GRANDMA?
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IT WAS ME,
I SAID IT.
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[HISSING]
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WELL, FOLKS, I DON'T HAPPEN
TO SEE IT AS A SHINER
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SO MUCH AS A SHINING TROPHY
OF MY GLORIOUS TRIUMPH
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OVER THE FORCES OF EVIL.
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OH, I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING.
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WHO IN THE NAME OF NEPTUNE
WOULD WANT TO TANGLE
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WITH A GUY LIKE
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?
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WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHO?
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IT WAS A PEACEFUL MORNING
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.
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I EMERGED FROM
MY FRUIT-SHAPED BUNGALOW
FRESH AS A BEE
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]WHEN A WANTON CRY OF DISTRESS
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POUNDED AGAINST MY EARDRUM.
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HOLD IT.
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SPONGES DON'T HAVE EARDRUMS.
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HE'S RIGHT.
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HEY, LET'S SAVE ALL THE
QUESTIONS UNTIL THE END.
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AS I WAS SAYING...
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I QUICKLY LOCATED
THE SOURCE OF THE CRY
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WHICH WAS A VICTIM
TIED AT MY FEET.
[SCREAMS]
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DON'T WORRY,
I'LL SAVE YOU.
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...I ASSURED...
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WHEN A LARGE BOWLING PIN
STRUCK ME IN THE FACE.
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THE HURLER WAS NONE OTHER
THAN JACK M. CRAZYFISH.
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AND I COULD TELL BY THAT
COLD SORE ON HIS LIP
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THAT TODAY HE MEANT BUSINESS.
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WITH CAT-LIKE REFLEXES
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I PREEMPTED HIS ATTACK.
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BUT THE SCOUNDREL
HAD ME SABOTAGED
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AND I FELL FACE DOWN ON
A PILE OF EXTRA LARGE STAPLES.
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HE LUNGED AT ME.
239
00:09:29,758 --> 00:09:32,068
BUT I GOT HIM IN THE RIBS WITH
MY NOVELTY FEATHER DUSTER.
240
00:09:32,103 --> 00:09:36,034
DOWN HE FELL LIKE A MIGHTY OAK.[SLOW HOWL... THUD]
241
00:09:36,068 --> 00:09:37,241
AND THERE HE LAY.
242
00:09:37,275 --> 00:09:39,137
THE VERY THOUGHT
OF BEING VANQUISHED
243
00:09:39,172 --> 00:09:42,172
MADE JACK M. CRAZYFISH
BURST INTO TEARS.
244
00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:44,586
THE FORCE OF HIS CRYING
WAS SO STRONG
245
00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:47,068
I HAD TO TAKE EVASIVE ACTION.
246
00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:49,000
BUT ONE OF THE BLASTS
WENT HAYWIRE
247
00:09:49,034 --> 00:09:50,206
AND HIT ME RIGHT IN THE FACE.
248
00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:52,689
AND THAT'S HOW I GOT
THIS BLACK EYE
249
00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:54,517
BY GIVING JACK M. CRAZYFISH
250
00:09:54,551 --> 00:09:56,068
THE WHOMPIN' OF A LIFETIME.
251
00:09:56,103 --> 00:09:58,103
WHOO... FOOTBALL!
252
00:09:59,517 --> 00:10:01,586
UH, WHAT DID YOU SAY
HE LOOKED LIKE AGAIN?
253
00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:03,896
OH, KIND OF TALL,
HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHE...
254
00:10:03,931 --> 00:10:04,724
LITTLE GREEN HAT?
255
00:10:04,758 --> 00:10:06,034
I KIND OF THOUGHT IT WAS TEAL
256
00:10:06,068 --> 00:10:07,344
BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE
HIM ALL RIGHT.
257
00:10:07,379 --> 00:10:08,827
WAIT A SECOND.
258
00:10:08,862 --> 00:10:10,827
HOW DID YOU KNOW HE WAS
WEARING A GREEN HAT [GASPS]?
259
00:10:10,862 --> 00:10:11,172
[GASP]
260
00:10:11,206 --> 00:10:11,620
[GASPS]
261
00:10:11,655 --> 00:10:12,379
[GASPS]
262
00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:17,551
HE'S... REAL.
263
00:10:17,586 --> 00:10:20,344
I'M LOOKING
FOR SPONGEBOB SQUARE...
264
00:10:20,379 --> 00:10:23,000
MR. CRAZYFISH, PLEASE
DON'T SKIN ME ALIVE.
265
00:10:23,034 --> 00:10:24,413
I MADE ALL THAT STUFF UP.
266
00:10:24,448 --> 00:10:27,034
I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT
WHOMPING YOU, RIGHT FOLKS?
267
00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:27,827
YOU REMEMBER.
268
00:10:27,862 --> 00:10:29,862
I LIKED THE PART
WHERE YOU TOLD US
269
00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:32,172
HOW HE WAS CRYING LIKE A BABY.
270
00:10:34,172 --> 00:10:37,000
[HYPERVENTILATING]
271
00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:38,206
[DOOR OPENS]... HI, GARY.
272
00:10:38,241 --> 00:10:40,206
[HYPERVENTILATING]
273
00:10:40,241 --> 00:10:41,827
ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
274
00:10:41,862 --> 00:10:44,379
I HAD A TOOTHPASTE TUBE,
LIKE THIS.
275
00:10:44,413 --> 00:10:46,586
BUT I COULDN'T GET IT OPEN
'CAUSE THE CAP WAS STUCK.
276
00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:47,827
AND I GUESS...
277
00:10:47,862 --> 00:10:49,931
I HAVEN'T BEEN WORKING MY
ARMS OUT THAT MUCH LATELY.
278
00:10:49,965 --> 00:10:52,586
SO I OPENED IT UP-
LIKE THIS.
279
00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:54,379
THEN I WAS WALKIN', LIKE THIS.
280
00:10:54,413 --> 00:10:56,344
AND I DIDN'T SEE WHERE
THE CAP WENT, LIKE THIS.
281
00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:57,413
I SLIPPED ON IT
282
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,172
AND I LANDED RIGHT ON MY WRENCH,
LIKE THIS.
283
00:10:59,206 --> 00:11:00,586
[CLANG]
284
00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:04,137
AND I GAVE MYSELF A BLACK EYE,
LIKE THIS.
285
00:11:04,172 --> 00:11:05,275
UH, LIKE THESE.
286
00:11:05,310 --> 00:11:06,793
SO YOU SEE?
287
00:11:06,827 --> 00:11:10,206
I MADE IT ALL UP SO I COULD
KEEP FROM LOOKING STUPID.
288
00:11:10,241 --> 00:11:11,931
MAKES SENSE, DOESN'T IT?
289
00:11:11,965 --> 00:11:13,620
UH, NOT REALLY.
290
00:11:13,655 --> 00:11:17,241
I'M HERE BECAUSE I HEARD YOU
MAKE A REALLY GOOD KRABBY PATTY.
291
00:11:19,172 --> 00:11:23,103
ONE SUPER HOT AND DELICIOUS
CUSTOM ORDER KRABBY PATTY
WITH EXTRA SAUCE, MILORD.
292
00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:25,586
SERVED DIRECTLY TO YOUR
WAITING... OW!
293
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,137
HEAD AND NECK AREA.
294
00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:32,310
SIR, PLEASE, I AM SO SORRY.
295
00:11:32,344 --> 00:11:35,310
WHERE I'M FROM,
SORRY DON'T CUT IT.
296
00:11:35,344 --> 00:11:38,655
WE SETTLE THINGS
IN A DIFFERENT KIND OF WAY.
297
00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:47,103
Spongebob: NO!
298
00:11:59,758 --> 00:12:01,689
Man: MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY
299
00:12:01,724 --> 00:12:04,517
HAVE BEEN CAPTURED
BY THE EVIL MAN RAY.
300
00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:05,689
[LAUGHS]
301
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:08,379
...TICKLED TO THE POINT
OF WETTING THEMSELVES
302
00:12:08,413 --> 00:12:11,241
AND SENT ON
A CONVEYOR BELT OF DOOM
303
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,931
TO THEIR WATERY GRAVE.
304
00:12:13,965 --> 00:12:16,344
WE CANNOT ESCAPE,
BARNACLE BOY.
305
00:12:16,379 --> 00:12:17,931
HE'S TOO STRONG.
306
00:12:17,965 --> 00:12:19,517
LIKE THE UNBEATABLE TASTE
307
00:12:19,551 --> 00:12:21,413
OF A KRUSTY KIDS MEAL.
308
00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:22,965
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
309
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,034
THE DELICIOUS NEW TREAT
NO MORTAL CAN RESIST?
310
00:12:26,068 --> 00:12:27,103
YUP.
311
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:30,379
OOH, I JUST LOVE THE
LITTLE PIP-SQUEAK PATTY
312
00:12:30,413 --> 00:12:33,068
SMALL FRIES
AND COLD JUICE PRODUCT.
313
00:12:33,103 --> 00:12:35,379
Man: OF COURSE YOU DO,
MAN RAY.
314
00:12:35,413 --> 00:12:39,241
EVERYONE LOVES
THE NEW KRUSTY KIDS MEAL.
315
00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:43,379
AND FOR A LIMITED TIME,
GET YOUR FREE TOY INSIDE.
316
00:12:43,413 --> 00:12:46,586
HOW CAN I BE EVIL
WITH FLAVORS THIS GOOD?
317
00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:48,379
[ALL LAUGHING]
318
00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:51,034
KRABS CALLS THAT A COMMERCIAL?
319
00:12:51,068 --> 00:12:52,931
WHO'D FALL FOR THAT SCHLOCK?
320
00:12:52,965 --> 00:12:55,206
SAY...
321
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,379
SOMETHING ISGOING
ON OVER THERE.
322
00:12:57,413 --> 00:13:00,448
[CHEERING...]
323
00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:03,862
OOH.
324
00:13:03,896 --> 00:13:06,931
THE KRUSTY KRAB WELCOMES...
325
00:13:06,965 --> 00:13:09,931
THE HE TARPON TWINS
BIRTHDAY PARTY.
326
00:13:09,965 --> 00:13:11,758
HERE ARE YOUR
KRABBY KIDS MEALS.
327
00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:14,482
[LOUD COMMOTION]
328
00:13:14,517 --> 00:13:16,862
NEVER TRUST KIDS, SQUIDWARD.
329
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,448
NEVER TRUST KIDS.
330
00:13:18,482 --> 00:13:20,448
GOTTA HAND IT TO YA, BOY.
331
00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:23,517
GETTIN' MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE
BOY TO SHILL FOR ME RESTAURANT
332
00:13:23,551 --> 00:13:25,448
WAS A STROKE OF GENIUS.
333
00:13:25,482 --> 00:13:27,517
ALL IN THE LINE
OF DUTY, MR. KRABS.
334
00:13:27,551 --> 00:13:29,000
[EXHAUSTED MUMBLING]
335
00:13:29,034 --> 00:13:30,448
WASN'T IT GREAT, SQUIDWARD?
336
00:13:30,482 --> 00:13:31,586
GREAT?
337
00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:33,862
THOSE LITTLE SAVAGES
TRIED TO KILL ME.
338
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,517
YEAH, BUT IT'S SOWORTH IT
339
00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:37,655
WHEN YOU GET TO WORK IN THESE.
340
00:13:39,551 --> 00:13:41,000
STUPID KID.
341
00:13:41,034 --> 00:13:41,758
WAIT A MINUTE.
342
00:13:41,793 --> 00:13:42,448
WHAT'S THIS?
343
00:13:42,482 --> 00:13:43,689
KAREN?
344
00:13:43,724 --> 00:13:45,517
MY OWN WIFE.
345
00:13:45,551 --> 00:13:47,413
OH, HOW KRABS MOCKS ME.
346
00:13:47,448 --> 00:13:48,793
HI, HONEY.
347
00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:50,103
WHAT'S THAT?
348
00:13:50,137 --> 00:13:53,172
A SOUVENIR FROM
YOUR BOYFRIEND, KRABS?
349
00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:54,586
OH, PIPE DOWN.
350
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:57,482
I JUST WENT TO GET YOU
THIS HAPPY HERO BOX.
351
00:13:57,517 --> 00:13:58,482
WELL...
352
00:13:58,517 --> 00:14:01,724
THANKS, BABE,
YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO ME.
353
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:02,689
[GASP]
354
00:14:02,724 --> 00:14:04,827
A MERMAID MAN ACTION FIGURE?
355
00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:07,000
AND A BARNACLE BOY ERASER?
356
00:14:07,034 --> 00:14:09,344
LOOK AT ME,
I'M BARNACLE BOY.
357
00:14:09,379 --> 00:14:11,103
LOOK AT ME,
I'M MERMAID MAN.
358
00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:14,413
KRABS...
359
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:16,551
[HONK]
360
00:14:16,586 --> 00:14:18,482
[LAUGHING]
361
00:14:18,517 --> 00:14:19,862
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
362
00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:21,448
[LAUGHTER GROWS]
363
00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:24,448
SURE...
364
00:14:24,482 --> 00:14:26,586
WHY DIDN'T I THINK
OF THIS BEFORE?
365
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:30,241
IF MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY
CAN BUILD KRABS UP
366
00:14:30,275 --> 00:14:32,862
THEY CAN TEAR HIM DOWN, TOO.
367
00:14:32,896 --> 00:14:34,551
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
368
00:14:39,103 --> 00:14:40,896
Plankton: DING DONG.
369
00:14:40,931 --> 00:14:42,862
HELLO, BOYS.
370
00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:44,482
[SNORING]
371
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,172
Both: WHAT, WHAT-WHAT?
372
00:14:45,206 --> 00:14:46,931
I'M DOWN HERE, FELLAS!
373
00:14:46,965 --> 00:14:48,344
WHO ARE YOU?
374
00:14:48,379 --> 00:14:50,068
OH, PROFESSOR PLANKTON.
375
00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:52,586
DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN.
376
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:54,137
MY CARD.
377
00:14:54,172 --> 00:14:57,586
PROFESSOR PLANKTON'S
PERSONAL PRODUCTS?
378
00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:02,448
SAY, YOU TWO LOOK LIKE A COUPLE
OF LADIES' MEN, AM I RIGHT?
379
00:15:03,689 --> 00:15:05,034
I KNEW IT.
380
00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:08,034
JUST LOOK AT THAT HEROIC CHIN.
381
00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:10,724
THOSE CHISELED FEATURES.
382
00:15:10,758 --> 00:15:11,896
THAT BRA.
383
00:15:11,931 --> 00:15:13,482
BUT WHAT'S THIS?
384
00:15:13,517 --> 00:15:14,620
DANDRUFF?
385
00:15:14,655 --> 00:15:15,793
I'VE GOT DANDRUFF?
386
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:18,482
YOU SURE DO.
387
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:19,137
SEE?
388
00:15:19,172 --> 00:15:20,482
OH, MY.
389
00:15:23,793 --> 00:15:24,724
EWW.
390
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,448
A COUPLE OF STUDS LIKE YOU
391
00:15:26,482 --> 00:15:28,482
CAN'T GO AROUND LIKE THIS.
392
00:15:28,517 --> 00:15:31,275
LUCKY FOR YOU,
DR. PLANKTON'S COME PREPARED
393
00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:33,655
WITH PLANKTON'S
DANDRUFF CONTROL SHAMPOO.
394
00:15:33,689 --> 00:15:35,206
A LITTLE OF THIS STUFF
395
00:15:35,241 --> 00:15:37,758
AND THE LADIES'LL BE BREAKIN'
DOWN YOUR DOOR.
396
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,034
SIGN US UP, PROFESSOR.SIGN ME UP, PROFESSOR
397
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:44,206
WISE DECISION,
GENTLEMEN.
398
00:15:44,241 --> 00:15:47,275
[SINGING...]
399
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,068
HEY, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
400
00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:54,551
YOU FELLAS LOOK A LITTLE PEAKED.
401
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:57,034
HMM, THIS SHOULDN'T BE.
402
00:15:57,068 --> 00:15:59,275
I WONDER.
403
00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:03,689
SAY, THIS ISN'T
PROFESSOR PLANKTON'S
DANDRUFF CONTROL SHAMPOO.
404
00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:07,862
IT'S PROFESSOR PLANKTON'S
MINDCONTROL SHAMPOO.
405
00:16:07,896 --> 00:16:08,896
[LAUGHS]
406
00:16:08,931 --> 00:16:10,517
WITH CONDITIONER.
407
00:16:10,551 --> 00:16:13,482
TIME TO PREPARE FOR YOUR
NEXT ROLE, FELLAS
408
00:16:13,517 --> 00:16:16,448
AS MY ZOMBIES.
409
00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:17,862
[LAUGHING]
410
00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:26,862
Children: [CHANTING]:
WE WANT MERMAID MAN.
411
00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:28,793
WE WANT BARNACLE BOY.
412
00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:30,896
[YELLING]
413
00:16:30,931 --> 00:16:32,689
Children: WE WANT MERMAID MAN.
414
00:16:32,724 --> 00:16:34,655
WE WANT BARNACLE BOY.
415
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,655
WE WANT MERMAID MAN.
416
00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:38,206
Mr. Krabs: UH... HEY, KIDS.
417
00:16:38,241 --> 00:16:41,517
UH, WELL, THERE'S MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY,
IN THE BALL ROOM.
418
00:16:41,551 --> 00:16:44,034
[CHEERING]
419
00:16:44,068 --> 00:16:45,724
SPONGEBOB?
420
00:16:45,758 --> 00:16:47,000
YES, SIR.
421
00:16:47,034 --> 00:16:49,827
GO GET THOSE AWOL DO-GOODERS
YOU TALKED ME INTO HIRING
422
00:16:49,862 --> 00:16:51,724
AND BRING THEIR PATOOTS
BACK HERE ON THE DOUBLE.
423
00:16:51,758 --> 00:16:53,827
AYE, AYE MR. KRABS.
424
00:16:53,862 --> 00:16:55,586
BACK, YOU, BACK.
425
00:16:56,896 --> 00:16:58,862
[SHOUTING... YELLING]
426
00:16:58,896 --> 00:17:00,758
[SCREAMS]
427
00:17:02,931 --> 00:17:04,724
Spongebob: MERMAID MAN AND
BARNACLE BOY, PLEASE?
428
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:05,793
AND I'M KIND OF IN A HURRY.
429
00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:07,034
AHH!
430
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:10,068
[SINGING...]
431
00:17:10,103 --> 00:17:12,034
[GASPS]
[BOTH SNARLING]
432
00:17:13,931 --> 00:17:15,551
OH, MY GOSH.
433
00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:17,034
YOU GUYS LIVE IN A DUMP.
434
00:17:17,068 --> 00:17:18,896
BUT WE DON'T HAVE
TIME FOR THAT RIGHT NOW.
435
00:17:18,931 --> 00:17:20,413
WE GOTTA GET YOU BACK
TO THE KRUSTY KRAB
436
00:17:20,448 --> 00:17:21,862
FOR YOUR SPECIAL APPEARANCE.
437
00:17:21,896 --> 00:17:22,931
I'LL TAKE YOU.
438
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,241
[SPONGEBOB YELLING...]
439
00:17:26,275 --> 00:17:30,413
WOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU DO
THE SPINE-BLASTER SINCE...
440
00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:32,724
[YELLING]
441
00:17:32,758 --> 00:17:35,689
SINCE EPISODE 647...
442
00:17:35,724 --> 00:17:37,689
[YELLING]
443
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,586
WHEN YOU BLASTED
THAT GUY'S SPINE.
444
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,034
[SIGHS]
445
00:17:42,068 --> 00:17:43,655
YOU STILL GOT IT.
446
00:17:46,793 --> 00:17:49,586
PERCH PERKINS HERE,
LIVE AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.
447
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:52,724
WE'RE JUST MOMENTS AWAY FROM
AN IMPORTANT PRESS CONFERENCE
448
00:17:52,758 --> 00:17:54,689
WITH MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY.
449
00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:57,103
I HAVE WITH ME HERE EUGENE KRABS
450
00:17:57,137 --> 00:17:58,620
OWNER OF THE RESTAURANT.
451
00:17:58,655 --> 00:17:59,931
ANY THOUGHTS, MR. KRABS?
452
00:17:59,965 --> 00:18:03,793
[MUTTERING GIBBERISH]
453
00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:05,241
[CHUCKLES]: OH, OK.
454
00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:06,689
WE'LL COME BACK TO YOU LATER.
455
00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:08,827
Spongebob: WHOA...
456
00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:10,827
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
457
00:18:10,862 --> 00:18:15,413
I PRESENT
MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY.
458
00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:16,344
[CRASH]
459
00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:20,068
[CHEERING]
460
00:18:20,103 --> 00:18:21,758
[GRUNTING]
461
00:18:21,793 --> 00:18:23,758
[ANGRY MUTTERING][CAMERAS CLICKING]
462
00:18:23,793 --> 00:18:25,793
[GROWLING]
463
00:18:25,827 --> 00:18:27,586
OH, BOY...
464
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:30,241
EVERYONE IN BIKINI BOTTOM
SHOWED UP.
465
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:33,655
THIS IS GONNA BE SOSWEET.
466
00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:35,793
[MANIACAL LAUGH]
467
00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:39,827
MERMAID MAN, WHAT IS YOUR
OPINION OF THE KRABBY PATTY?
468
00:18:39,862 --> 00:18:42,758
OOH, THIS IS TOO EASY.
469
00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:45,172
NOW JUST TELL EVERYONE THAT...
470
00:18:45,206 --> 00:18:46,689
[WHISPERING]
471
00:18:46,724 --> 00:18:50,034
I, MERMAID MAN, THINK THAT
KRABBY PATTIES ARE, UH...
472
00:18:52,137 --> 00:18:52,793
UH, WHAT?
473
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:53,965
THEY'RE TERRIBLE.
474
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,758
YOU HATE KRABBY PATTIES.
475
00:18:55,793 --> 00:18:57,793
I'M LATE FOR "SNAPPY PABBIES?"
476
00:18:57,827 --> 00:18:59,310
BARNACLE BOY...
477
00:18:59,344 --> 00:19:02,034
WE'RE LATE FOR... [SNORING]
478
00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:04,896
OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
479
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:09,724
TELL THEM YOU
HATE KRABBY PATTIES.
480
00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:12,344
[SNORING... EXHALES]
481
00:19:12,379 --> 00:19:13,793
[FRUSTRATED GRUNT]
482
00:19:14,965 --> 00:19:15,931
WHAT?
483
00:19:15,965 --> 00:19:16,827
Spongebob: [QUIETLY]:
MERMAID MAN.
484
00:19:16,862 --> 00:19:18,068
WHAT?
485
00:19:18,103 --> 00:19:20,413
I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING
TO REFRESH YOUR MEMORY.
486
00:19:20,448 --> 00:19:23,586
Mermaid Man: OOH,
A KRABBY PATTY.
487
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,206
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT.
488
00:19:25,241 --> 00:19:26,482
BARNACLE BOY.
489
00:19:26,517 --> 00:19:27,931
IT'S A KRABBY PATTY.
490
00:19:27,965 --> 00:19:29,758
WHY THESE THINGS ARE...
491
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,379
EVIL...
492
00:19:31,413 --> 00:19:32,172
[ALL GASP]
493
00:19:32,206 --> 00:19:32,862
[SCREAMS]
494
00:19:32,896 --> 00:19:34,655
SUSIE, NO!
495
00:19:34,689 --> 00:19:37,586
I HATE THESE NASTY THINGS, PUH.
496
00:19:39,206 --> 00:19:41,172
AND FURTHERMORE...
497
00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:43,241
LET IT BE KNOWN
THAT I, MERMAID MAN
498
00:19:43,275 --> 00:19:45,931
PREFER THE DELICIOUS FOOD
AVAILABLE AT THE CHUM BUCKET...
499
00:19:45,965 --> 00:19:48,862
[CROWD GASPS]YOUR NEW FAVORITE RESTAURANT.
500
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,931
THE CHUM BUCKET?
501
00:19:50,965 --> 00:19:52,068
PLANKTON MUST BE BEHIND THIS.
502
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,068
YES.
503
00:19:53,103 --> 00:19:56,241
YES... IT'S WORKING!
504
00:19:56,275 --> 00:19:57,206
[MANIACAL LAUGH]
505
00:19:57,241 --> 00:20:00,758
[DISGRUNTLED MUMBLING]
506
00:20:02,586 --> 00:20:04,827
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
507
00:20:04,862 --> 00:20:07,586
YOU FORGOT YOUR
KRABBY PATTIES.
508
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,413
OH.
[GASP]
509
00:20:09,448 --> 00:20:10,896
KRABBY PATTIES.
510
00:20:10,931 --> 00:20:12,344
KRABBY PATTIES.
511
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,517
OH, NO.
512
00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:15,896
THOSE INFERNAL KRABBY PATTIES.
513
00:20:15,931 --> 00:20:17,827
THEIR GREASE-FRIED DELICIOUSNESS
514
00:20:17,862 --> 00:20:21,448
COULD BE ENOUGH TO FREE
MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY.
515
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:23,586
[GRUNTS]
516
00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:27,896
[GRUNTING...]
517
00:20:30,275 --> 00:20:31,068
[SPONGEBOB'S BODY SQUEAKS]
518
00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:33,896
NOT SO FAST.
519
00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:37,344
YOU'RE NOT DEALING WITH
AN ORDINARY FRY COOK.
520
00:20:37,379 --> 00:20:39,517
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO MEET...
521
00:20:39,551 --> 00:20:41,689
FRY BOY.
522
00:20:41,724 --> 00:20:44,034
DEFENDER OF... UH-OH!
523
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:45,689
FRY BOY.
524
00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:47,793
DEFENDER OF THE KRABBY PATTY.
525
00:20:48,896 --> 00:20:50,551
[GROWLING]
526
00:20:52,896 --> 00:20:53,896
[YELLS]
527
00:20:57,862 --> 00:20:58,586
YAH!
528
00:21:04,758 --> 00:21:05,413
[GULP]
529
00:21:05,448 --> 00:21:06,275
[GULP]
530
00:21:08,965 --> 00:21:10,034
YES!
531
00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:11,448
YOU LOSE, PLANKTON.
532
00:21:11,482 --> 00:21:15,586
NOW WATCH AS THE KRABBY PATTIES'
WHOLESOME FLAVORS
WORK THEIR MAGIC.
533
00:21:17,586 --> 00:21:19,655
[WHIRRING][WATCH TICKS]
534
00:21:25,413 --> 00:21:27,103
I DID IT.
535
00:21:27,137 --> 00:21:27,931
I DID IT!
536
00:21:27,965 --> 00:21:30,758
LOOK AT ALL THESE CUSTOMERS.
537
00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:31,931
[EVIL LAUGH]
538
00:21:31,965 --> 00:21:34,137
IN YOUR FACE, KRABS.
539
00:21:34,172 --> 00:21:35,034
YES!
540
00:21:35,068 --> 00:21:37,103
SO, UH... WHERE'S THE FOOD?
541
00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:39,379
[LAUGHING... GASPS]
542
00:21:39,413 --> 00:21:40,931
FOOD?
543
00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:42,034
OH, YEAH.
544
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,620
NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET THIS FAR.
545
00:21:44,655 --> 00:21:46,758
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
546
00:21:46,793 --> 00:21:49,896
THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN CURED
ONCE THE PURENESS OF
THE KRABBY PATTIES
547
00:21:49,931 --> 00:21:51,586
ENTERED THEIR... THAT'S IT!
548
00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:53,827
MERMAID MAN AND
BARNACLE BOY ARE ELDERLY.
549
00:21:53,862 --> 00:21:57,931
THEIR POOR AGED TUMMIES
MUST BE HAVING A HARD TIME
DIGESTING THE FOOD.
550
00:21:57,965 --> 00:21:59,827
I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO.
551
00:22:08,241 --> 00:22:11,068
[STOMACHS RUMBLING]
552
00:22:12,068 --> 00:22:14,344
I'M BACK TO MY OLD SELF AGAIN.
553
00:22:14,379 --> 00:22:16,448
THANKS TO YOU, SPONGEBOB.
554
00:22:16,482 --> 00:22:18,517
AND THE DELICIOUS POWER
OF KRABBY PATTIES.
555
00:22:18,551 --> 00:22:21,137
SAY, I COULD USE
A COUPLE MORE OF THOSE
556
00:22:21,172 --> 00:22:24,034
AND AN ORDER OF KRABBY FRIES.
557
00:22:24,068 --> 00:22:25,379
[TOILET FLUSHES]AND A DECENT LATRINE.
558
00:22:25,413 --> 00:22:28,000
WELL, THEN, YOU GUYS
KNOW WHERE TO GO.
559
00:22:28,034 --> 00:22:31,206
All: TO THE KRUSTY KRAB, AWAY.
560
00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:36,034
[EXCITED TALKING]
561
00:22:36,068 --> 00:22:38,103
HEY, EVERYONE.
562
00:22:38,137 --> 00:22:40,000
I MADE CHUMMY JOES.
563
00:22:41,241 --> 00:22:43,586
[PLANKTON GROWLS]
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