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ARE YA READY, KIDS?Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
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I CAN'T HEARYOU.
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Kids: [SHOUTING]
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
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♪ OHH...
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ READY?
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All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS ♪
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[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]
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[WHISTLING]
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[WAVES CRASHING...
SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
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[♪...]
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[CHILDREN TALKING BOISTEROUSLY]
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[BIRD TWITTERING]
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Patrick: SPONGEBOB...
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SPONGEBOB.
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[PATRICK BLUBBERING]
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OOH.
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SPONGEBOB...
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YOU FORGOT TO TELL ME
YOU WERE LEAVING.
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WELL, PATRICK, I...
GUESS THIS IS...
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[SOBBING]
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I'M GONNA
MISS YOU, BUDDY.
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ME TOO, PATRICK, ME TOO.
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♪ SUN FUN ISLAND,
IT'S SO FUN ♪
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♪ SUN FUN ISLAND, HERE WE COME
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♪ SUN FUN ISLAND...
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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♪ SUN FUN ISLAND,
WE CAN'T WAIT ♪
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[CRYING]
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[CAMPERS CONTINUE]:
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA, LA
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA...
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[CRYING CONTINUES...]
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[SHIP HORN SOUNDS]
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[METAL DOOR CLANKS]
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OH, PATRICK, IF I HAD
ONLY KNOWN HOW HARD
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NOT SAYING GOOD-BYE COULD BE.
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[LOUD GASP]
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[STRAINING]
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WELL, SEE YOU LATER, BUD.
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PATRICK, THAT'S IT.
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YOU CAN COME WITH
ME TO SUMMER CAMP.
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THEN I NEVER HAVE
TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
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SUMMER CAMP?
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BUT I'M NOT EVEN READY YET.
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HOW 'BOUT NOW?
YUP?
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THIS STUFF IS JUST
MY CARRY-ON, PORTER.
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THE REST OF MY THINGS
ARE RIGHT OVER THERE.
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[IRRITATED MOANING]
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Patrick: WHEE...
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OH, AND PORTER... THANKS.
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[GROANS]
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[HORN BLOWS]
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[HORN BLOWS]
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Campers: ♪ SUN FUN ISLAND,
WE CAN'T WAIT ♪
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BOY, THAT LOOKS LIKE A BORING
BOAT TO BE ON, HUH, GUYS?
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GUYS?
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[THUNDERCLAP]
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]
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WELCOME TO INFERNO ISLAND.
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YAY!
YAY!
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WHAT IN THE SEVEN SEAS JUST
ASSAULTED MY EAR DRUMS?
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COULD THAT HAVE BEEN AN
UNREQUESTED SOUND OFF?
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WELL, IT MUST HAVE
BEEN MY IMAGINATION?
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AND YOU CAN ALL THANK
YOUR LUCKY STARS
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THAT I HAVE A VERY
ACTIVE IMAGINATION
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BECAUSE IT SO HAPPENS
THAT IT IS MY SWORN DUTY
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TO THINK OF FUN THINGS TO DO
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WITH THE TRASH THAT
SOCIETY HAS THROWN AWAY.
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I ALWAYS PREFER TO RECYCLE.
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HOLY FISH PASTE.
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WE GOT OURSELVES A COUPLE
OF RABBLE ROUSERS.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SON?
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
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AND ARE YOU A RABBLE ROUSER?
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FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.
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ONCE I...
WELL, I HOPE
YOU ARE...
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BECAUSE YOU SURE
LOOK MIGHT TASTY.
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AND IT'S TOO SOON
AFTER BREAKFAST
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FOR ME TO WANT TO CHEW
SOMEBODY'S HEAD OFF.
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ACTUALLY, I AM A LITTLE HUNGRY.
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HUNGRY?
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BARNEY, FETCH THESE TWO
POOR HUNGRY SOULS A SNACK.
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ON THE DOUBLE!
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Both: MMM... [SOUNDS OF EATING]
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OH, THESE GUYS ARE TOUGH.
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THE FOOD COMA
IS SETTING IN.
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YEAH, I COULD USE A NAP.
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DID YOU SAY A NAP?
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WELL, I KNOW THE PERFECT
PLACE FOR YOU TWO
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TO GO DIGEST THAT MEAL.
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...COUPLE DAYS IN THE HOLE
NEVER HURT ANYBODY.
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THIS CAMP IS VERY UPSCALE.
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[INSECTS BUZZING]
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I HAD NO IDEA
THEY HAD A HOT TUB.
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Man: THREE DAYS LATER.
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ALL RIGHT, LET 'EM OUT.
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NOW PAY ATTENTION, WORMS.
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WATCH THE WAY THEY
CRAWL OUT ON THEIR BELLIES
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BEGGING FOR MERCY.
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AND SEE WHAT'S WAITING FOR YOU
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NEXT TIME YOU FOUL UP THE SAME
WAY THESE TWO DID.
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IT WAS QUITE
AN ENJOYABLE SOAK...
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[PATRICK BELCHES]
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THAT IS UNTIL
THIS GUY GOT THIRSTY
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AND DECIDED TO DRINK
THE BATH WATER.
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NOT BAD.
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EXCEPT FOR THIS
AFTERTASTE.
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[COUGHING AND MOANING]
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SHUT YOUR TRAPS,
ALL OF YOU.
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BECAUSE OF THAT LITTLE OUTBURST
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I AM GOING TO TREAT YOU ALL
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TO AN ACTIVITY SO
HEART-WRENCHINGLY BORING
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AND PHYSICALLY EXHAUSTING
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THAT IT IS GUARANTEED
TO RENDER YOUR SOULS
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BROKEN BEYOND REPAIR.
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YAY.YAY.
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THIS IS A PRETTY FUN
CAMP GAME, HUH, PATRICK?
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YEAH.
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IT'S MADE EVEN MORE
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FUN AND CHALLENGING
BY THE FACT THAT WE'RE
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WEARING THESE
HEAVY ANKLE WEIGHTS.
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[THUNDERCLAP]
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Warden: GOOD NIGHT, LADIES.
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[PRISONERS MOANING...]
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Man: MY CORNS
WON'T STOP RINGING.
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Man 2: I MISS MY
RUBBER DUCKY.
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[SIGHS]
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WHAT'S WRONG, SPONGEBOB?
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THE OTHER CAMPERS
JUST AREN'T HAVING
AS MUCH FUN AS YOU AND ME.
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IF ONLY WE COULD THINK OF
SOME SORT OF GROUP ACTIVITY
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THAT WE COULD ALL DO TOGETHER.
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THEN WE'D ALL BE HAVING THE SAME
AMOUNT OF FUN AS EACH OTHER.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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THAT'S IT.
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WE'LL SHOW HIM
WE CAN BE SELF-STARTERS.
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[KEYS CLICKING]
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[TYPEWRITER BELL RINGS]
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[THUNDERCLAP]
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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RISE AND SHINE.
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NOW...
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WHICH ONE OF YOU VILE
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LOW-DOWN
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FOUL, MISERABLE WRETCHED SWINE
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LEFT THIS PATHETIC WORTHLESS,
HORRID , MEANINGLESS...
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[PANTING]
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UH, ABOMINATION?
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WHO SAID THAT?
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ME, SIR.
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WHAT IS THE MEANING
OF THIS THING?
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IT'S A PLAY.
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FOR OUR AMUSEMENT
AND INSPIRATION.
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HMM...
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[UNDER BREATH]: OF COURSE.
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WELL, THEN...
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I'LL WATCH YOUR PLAY.
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AND I WILL ENJOY EVERY
ACT OF YOUR PATHETIC
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MEANINGLESS,
RIDICULOUS PRODUCTION.
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YOU KNOW WHY?
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UH... BECAUSE YOU CHERISH
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THE FINE ART
OF THESPIANISM?
NO.
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BECAUSE IT'LL BE THE
LAST ACT YOU'LL EVER PERFORM
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IN YOUR PATHETIC LIVES.
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SO GET TO IT.
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AND I'D BETTER
BE TRULY ENTERTAINED.
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COOL.
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KID'S WASTING HIS TIME.
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ALL DONE.
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[HORN TOOTS]
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YOU THINKIN' WHAT
I'M THINKIN'?
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UH...
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IT'S A BOAT,
YOU SIMPLETON.
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WHAT DO BOATS DO?
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UH... MAKE SMOKE.
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NO, YOU KNUCKLEHEAD.
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THEY FLOAT...
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AWAY FROM THIS ISLAND
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WITH ALL OF US ONBOARD.
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NOW HERE'S THE PLAN.
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[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
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HEY, BUDDY,
YOU NEED SOME HELP?
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REALLY?
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SURE.
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Man: OPENING NIGHT.
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AYE, FOR JIB'S MEN.
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WHAT FORCETH BLOW THE MERRY
WINDS OF GALILEE?
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GET READY.
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HUH... OH.
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♪ 'TIS WE
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♪ HERE TO SING THE SONG
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♪ OF MARITIME CAMARADERIE
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♪ TOGETHER
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[WILD GUITAR SOLO]
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♪ TOGETHER
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TOGETHER!
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♪ TOGETHER
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[STRIKES CHORD]
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♪ TOGETHER
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TOGETHER!
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♪ TOGETHER
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♪ TO-GETH-ER
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♪ LIKE A BOAT
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♪ UPON THE SEA
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TOGETHER.
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♪ IN HAPPY CAMARADERIE
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TOGETHER.
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♪ THAT'S THE WAY
IT OUGHT TO BE ♪
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TOGETHER.
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♪ JUST YOU ♪ AND YOU
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♪ AND YOU ♪ AND YOU
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All: ♪ AND ME...
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TOGETHER.
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♪ TOGETHER
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TOGETHER.
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[MUSIC ENDS]
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[SOBBING]
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I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING
SO BEAUTIFUL IN MY...
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MY... [SOBBING]
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OK, LET'S DO IT.
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[BELL RINGS]
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Spongebob: UH, HEY, GUYS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WE'RE BREAKIN'
OUT OF HERE, THAT'S WHAT.
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ESCAPING.
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OH, AND THANKS FOR THE
CONVINCING STAGE CRAFT.
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[HORN BLOWS]
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ENCORE, ENCORE, ENCORE.
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[SOBBING]
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DO... DO IT AGAIN.
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[SOBBING]
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WHAT THE...
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TURN THE SHIP AROUND.
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[HORN SOUNDS]
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[MEN SHOUTING ALL AT ONCE]
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Man: I CAN'T SWIM.
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I'M STUMPED.
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I CAN'T EVEN
BEGIN TO IMAGINE
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A PUNISHMENT APPROPRIATE FOR
WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE TONIGHT.
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WORDS CANNOT ATTEMPT TO
DESCRIBE THE DISGUSTING
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00:10:10,931 --> 00:10:12,448
VILE, THE, THE...
252
00:10:12,551 --> 00:10:17,172
THE COMPLETE DISREGARD
FOR THE STORIED TRADITION
OF MUSICAL THEATER.
253
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SO STARTING THIS VERY MOMENT
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EVERY ONE OF YOU "SUBPROTOZOAS"
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WILL BE SENTENCED TO...
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Man: AHOY... HELLO.
257
00:10:26,551 --> 00:10:27,482
YOO-HOO.
258
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WHAT IN THE NAME OF...
259
00:10:29,758 --> 00:10:31,896
[GRUNTING]
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00:10:33,379 --> 00:10:35,586
[WHEEZING]
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FOR NEPTUNE'S SAKE, MAN
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SPEAK THE KING'S ENGLISH.
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I'M... [WHEEZES]
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I'M CAMP COUNSELOR KRAUSS
FROM SUN FUN ISLAND.
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YOU'RE WHO, WHAT?
266
00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:45,206
WELL, I WAS DOING ROLL CALL
267
00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:47,448
AND DISCOVERED ONE OF
MY SUN FUNNERS WAS MISSING.
268
00:10:47,551 --> 00:10:49,241
I CAME TO TAKE HIM
BACK WITH ME...
269
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...A SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?
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ME, ME...I'M SPONGEBOB...
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ENOUGH.
272
00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:57,827
SO TELL ME COUNSELOR
273
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JUST WHAT DO THEY DO ON
YOUR SUNNY FUNNY ISLAND?
274
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WELL, WE MAKE MACARONI ART.
275
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EGAD.
276
00:11:05,517 --> 00:11:07,034
AND WE SING CAMPFIRE SONGS.
277
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ACH.
278
00:11:08,241 --> 00:11:09,862
OH, AND WE HELP
AND SUPPORT EACH OTHER.
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STOP!
280
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THESE HEINOUS ACTIVITIES
281
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SOUND LIKE TORTURE
TOO SEVERE FOR EVEN
282
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THE LOWEST, FILTHIEST,
UNDESERVING...
283
00:11:21,655 --> 00:11:22,310
WAIT A MINUTE...
284
00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:24,448
I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA.
285
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:27,586
[MEN GROANING]
286
00:11:27,689 --> 00:11:30,241
[MEN MOANING]
287
00:11:31,551 --> 00:11:34,206
OH, THAT IS
VERY GOOD, BRUISER.
288
00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:37,172
[ALL SOBBING]
289
00:11:37,275 --> 00:11:38,655
[DISAPPOINTED MOANS]
290
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PATRICK?
SPONGEBOB?
291
00:11:39,827 --> 00:11:40,724
YOU FIRST.
292
00:11:40,827 --> 00:11:41,896
[SIGHS]
293
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,206
I...
294
00:11:43,310 --> 00:11:45,275
I LIKED THE OTHER
ISLAND BETTER.
295
00:11:45,379 --> 00:11:46,482
ME TOO.
296
00:11:46,586 --> 00:11:50,379
[SOBBING]
297
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[♪...]
298
00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:05,206
[SCREAMING]
299
00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:07,862
[SHOUTING]
300
00:12:07,965 --> 00:12:09,310
[SHOUTING CONTINUES...]
301
00:12:09,413 --> 00:12:10,793
WHAT THE...
302
00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:15,275
[AGITATED GROANS]
303
00:12:15,379 --> 00:12:17,034
WHOA, THERE,
CALM DOWN.
304
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,275
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.
305
00:12:18,379 --> 00:12:20,482
SPONGEBOB AND I ARE BEING
CHASED BY A SAVAGE BEAST.
306
00:12:20,586 --> 00:12:22,827
AND HE'S GONNA EAT US.
307
00:12:22,931 --> 00:12:24,793
OH, NO, HE AIN'T.
308
00:12:24,896 --> 00:12:26,344
[CRASH]
309
00:12:27,551 --> 00:12:28,793
["BOING-BOING"]
310
00:12:28,896 --> 00:12:30,413
[SCREAMING]
311
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:31,896
THERE IT IS!
312
00:12:36,206 --> 00:12:38,689
[CHUCKLES]:
THIS LITTLE GUY?
313
00:12:38,793 --> 00:12:41,275
WHY HE'S JUST
A HARMLESS LITTLE CRICKET.
314
00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:43,034
HE'S A LAND CREATURE
JUST LIKE ME.
315
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,862
[SOBBING...]
POOR THING
MUST'VE GOT LOST.
316
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,413
HE'S NOT GONNA
HURT YOU...
317
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:48,724
SEE?
318
00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:51,793
OH, LET'S GET YOU BACK HOME,
LITTLE FELLA.
319
00:12:57,482 --> 00:12:58,758
THERE YOU GO.
320
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:01,344
SEE, THAT WASN'T NOTHING
TO BE AFRAID OF, HUH, GUYS?
321
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,241
[SOBBING]
322
00:13:04,344 --> 00:13:05,068
[SIGHS]
323
00:13:05,172 --> 00:13:06,172
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
324
00:13:06,275 --> 00:13:07,448
I'M LATE FOR MY SURVIVAL
TRAINING CAMP.
325
00:13:07,551 --> 00:13:09,620
SURVIVAL TRAINING CAMP...
326
00:13:09,724 --> 00:13:11,344
PATRICK AND I LOVECAMPING.
327
00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:12,413
CAN WE COME?
328
00:13:12,517 --> 00:13:15,034
THIS AIN'T NO ORDINARY
CAMPING TRIP.
329
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I GO OUT INTO THE WILD
330
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ARMED ONLY WITH MY BARE HANDS
331
00:13:19,551 --> 00:13:20,689
MY QUICK WITS
332
00:13:20,793 --> 00:13:21,724
THIS HARPOON...
333
00:13:21,827 --> 00:13:23,724
AND 65 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE.
334
00:13:24,551 --> 00:13:25,689
OUT IN THE WILD
335
00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:28,068
IT'S EAT OR BE EATEN.
336
00:13:28,172 --> 00:13:30,275
YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING
TO DO ANYTHING
337
00:13:30,379 --> 00:13:32,413
WHEN YOU'RE ALONE
IN THE WILD.
338
00:13:32,517 --> 00:13:34,896
YOU TWO WOULDN'T
LAST A SINGLE DAY.
339
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:35,689
HEY...
340
00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:36,862
WE WOULD SO.
341
00:13:36,965 --> 00:13:38,827
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
THAT JUST THE OTHER DAY
342
00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:41,517
SQUIDWARD COMMENTED ON
OUR SURVIVAL SKILLS.
343
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:44,413
YOU TWO ARE HARDER TO
GET RID OF THAN COCKROACHES.
344
00:13:44,517 --> 00:13:47,551
THANK YOU,
SQUIDWARD.
345
00:13:47,655 --> 00:13:50,068
WHY AREN'T THESE
THINGS WORKING?
346
00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:51,758
NO WAY, GUYS.
347
00:13:51,862 --> 00:13:54,931
THIS IS A SERIOUS TRIP FOR
HARDCORE SURVIVALISTS ONLY.
348
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,862
BUT SANDY...
BUT SANDY...
349
00:13:56,965 --> 00:13:57,482
NO.
350
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,000
OHH...
OHH...
351
00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:01,758
[TIRES SQUEAL]
352
00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:08,724
[SNICKERING]
353
00:14:08,827 --> 00:14:09,896
SHH...
354
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,827
WE'LL SHOW SANDY WE'RE
AS TOUGH AS SHE IS.
355
00:14:12,931 --> 00:14:14,275
[GRUNTING...]
356
00:14:15,413 --> 00:14:17,103
OH, I GUESS THE
ROAD SMOOTHED OUT.
357
00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:18,896
[BOTH SCREAM]
358
00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:26,517
[SCREAMING]
359
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,275
AHH...
360
00:14:30,172 --> 00:14:32,482
THAT WAS A CLOSE
ONE, PATRICK.
361
00:14:32,586 --> 00:14:35,034
WE WERE ALMOST LEFT IN THE
WILDERNESS WITHOUT SANDY.
362
00:14:35,137 --> 00:14:37,137
AND NOBODY WOULD'VE KNOWN
WHERE TO FIND US.
363
00:14:37,241 --> 00:14:40,137
WEIRD... THERE'S
A DOOR BACK HERE, TOO?
364
00:14:40,241 --> 00:14:41,448
NO, PATRICK, NO!
365
00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:42,862
WHOA...
366
00:14:44,586 --> 00:14:46,103
SANDY, WAIT...
367
00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:47,482
SANDY...
368
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:50,241
SANDY!
369
00:14:50,344 --> 00:14:53,000
WELL, AT LEAST WE HAVE
FOOD, SHELTER AND WATER.
370
00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:55,379
I'LL PITCH THE TENT
WHILE YOU START A CAMPFIRE.
371
00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:56,724
THEN WHEN WE'RE ALL SETTLED
372
00:14:56,827 --> 00:14:58,275
I'LL COOK US UP SOME GRUB.
373
00:14:58,379 --> 00:15:00,517
OK, PATRICK, WE'RE ALL SET.
374
00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:03,482
WE GOT FRESH WATER,
A RUGGED TENT FOR SHELTER...
375
00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:05,965
AND A NICE FIRE
TO KEEP US WARM.
376
00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:07,655
HEY, WHERE'D YOU
GET THE FIRE WOOD?
377
00:15:07,758 --> 00:15:11,034
Spongebob: [SHOUTING]:
YOU BURNED OUR FOOD SUPPLY?
378
00:15:11,137 --> 00:15:13,310
OH, NO, QUICK, QUICK,
PUT IT OUT WITH SOMETHING.
379
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,586
AHH, AHH, AHH...
380
00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:17,689
HEY, PATRICK, NICE JOB.
381
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:18,655
[SCREAMS]
382
00:15:23,137 --> 00:15:23,931
WHEW.
383
00:15:26,965 --> 00:15:28,034
UH-OH.
384
00:15:28,137 --> 00:15:29,793
WELL, WE BURNED OUR FOOD
385
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,551
RUINED OUR TENT
AND LOST ALL OUR WATER.
386
00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:35,482
PATRICK, WE ARE GONNA NEED TO
USE OUR RAZOR-SHARP QUICK WITS
387
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,413
IF WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT
OUT OF HERE ALIVE.
388
00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:38,172
GOT YA.
389
00:15:38,275 --> 00:15:39,482
OK, HERE'S THE PLAN.
390
00:15:39,586 --> 00:15:42,206
OH, OH, WHOA... NO, NO.
391
00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:44,241
YOU MADE THE LAST DECISION.
392
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:45,448
IT'S MY TURN.
393
00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:47,827
SURE, PATRICK,
WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?
394
00:15:47,931 --> 00:15:49,379
UM...
395
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:52,586
MAYBE, UH...
396
00:15:52,689 --> 00:15:53,758
[OWL HOOTS]
397
00:15:53,862 --> 00:15:54,758
UH, PATRICK...
398
00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:56,620
WELL, FOR CRYING
OUT LOUD, SPONGEBOB
399
00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:58,896
I DIDN'T RUSH YOU
WHEN IT WAS YOUR TURN.
400
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,758
SORRY, SORRY,
TAKE YOUR TIME.
401
00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:04,482
[SNORING...]
402
00:16:11,896 --> 00:16:13,517
OHH...
403
00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:14,448
[GASPS]
404
00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:19,379
[THUNDERCLAP]
405
00:16:19,482 --> 00:16:20,310
OH, SHOOT...
406
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,758
I FORGOT WHAT
I WAS GONNA SAY.
407
00:16:22,862 --> 00:16:24,689
NO HURRY, PATRICK.
408
00:16:24,793 --> 00:16:26,724
[CHATTERING]
409
00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:30,448
[BIRDS CALLING]
410
00:16:30,551 --> 00:16:32,413
DO YOU WANNA PLAY
HIDE AND GO SEEK?
411
00:16:32,517 --> 00:16:33,517
SURE.
412
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,931
LET'S GO PLAY IN
THAT CAVE OVER THERE?
413
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,310
I LIKE IT HERE.
414
00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:39,827
IT'S ROOMY...
415
00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:42,965
AND BEST OF ALL, WE HAVE
THIS CAVE ALL TO OURSELVES.
416
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:44,965
[SHADOW CACKLES]
417
00:16:45,068 --> 00:16:46,068
HUH?
418
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,034
MICE.
419
00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:48,275
WE'LL ONLY STAY HERE TONIGHT
420
00:16:48,379 --> 00:16:49,517
AND THEN HEAD HOME TOMORROW.
421
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:50,586
[LAUGHTER]
422
00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:52,206
HOME?
423
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:54,172
THIS IS YOUR NEW HOME.
424
00:16:54,275 --> 00:16:56,310
YOU'LL BE HERE FOREVER
425
00:16:56,413 --> 00:16:57,379
JUST LIKE ME...
426
00:16:57,482 --> 00:16:59,827
[CACKLING]
[CHUCKLES]
427
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:02,689
[BOTH LAUGHING...]
428
00:17:06,655 --> 00:17:08,344
[SIGHS]
429
00:17:08,448 --> 00:17:09,517
GOOD TIMES.
430
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,517
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"WE'LL BE HERE FOREVER?"
431
00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:12,931
HOW LONG HAVE YOUBEEN HERE?
432
00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:14,275
[CACKLING]
433
00:17:14,379 --> 00:17:16,793
40 YEARS, I BEEN HERE.
434
00:17:16,896 --> 00:17:19,758
THERE AIN'T NO WAY
OUT OF THIS VALLEY.
435
00:17:19,862 --> 00:17:22,551
YOU'RE STUCK HERE WITH ME
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES.
436
00:17:22,655 --> 00:17:24,517
WE'LL BE HERE FOREVER?
437
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:25,620
WE'RE DOOMED.
438
00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:26,965
ARE YOU KIDDING?
439
00:17:27,068 --> 00:17:30,551
THAT OLD COOT'S BEEN HERE
FOR YEARS AND LOOK AT HIM.
440
00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:32,379
HE'S IN GREAT SHAPE.
441
00:17:32,482 --> 00:17:34,586
LOOK AT THOSE MUSCULAR ARMS.
442
00:17:34,689 --> 00:17:36,482
HIS ROCK-HARD ABS.
443
00:17:36,586 --> 00:17:38,379
AND THAT GREAT COMPLEXION.
444
00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:41,241
WHY HE'S GLOWING WITH HEALTH.
445
00:17:41,344 --> 00:17:42,689
YOU'RE RIGHT, PATRICK.
446
00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:43,827
BUT WHAT WILL WE EAT?
447
00:17:43,931 --> 00:17:44,862
WHERE WILL WE SLEEP?
448
00:17:44,965 --> 00:17:46,344
Patrick: WELL, I DON'T
KNOW ABOUT YOU
449
00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:48,448
BUT I'VE GOT ALL THE COMFORTS
OF HOME RIGHT HERE.
450
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:52,793
PATRICK'S RIGHT.
451
00:17:52,896 --> 00:17:54,827
IF I'M STUCK HERE
I SHOULD MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
452
00:17:54,931 --> 00:17:57,172
I'LL BUILD MYSELF A NEW HOME.
453
00:17:57,275 --> 00:18:00,551
THERE, JUST LIKE MY PINEAPPLE
IN BIKINI BOTTOM...
454
00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:02,206
ONLY SMALLER.
455
00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:04,068
[GROANS]: HOW COMFY.
456
00:18:04,172 --> 00:18:06,517
SAFE AND SOUND
IN MY OWN LITTLE HOME.
457
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:07,896
SAFE?
458
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,586
YOU'RE NEVER
SAFE OUT IN THE WILD.
459
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,137
IF I WERE YOU...
460
00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:13,448
I'D KEEP AND EYE
ON THAT BIG FELLA.
461
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,517
PATRICK?
462
00:18:16,241 --> 00:18:18,068
OH, PATRICK IS
MY BEST FRIEND.
463
00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:19,448
HE WOULDN'T HURT ME.
464
00:18:19,551 --> 00:18:23,310
HE'S A BIG BOY.
465
00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:26,413
OUT HERE, TILL
IT'S EAT OR BE EATEN.
466
00:18:26,517 --> 00:18:27,724
[SNIFFS]
467
00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:32,379
[SCREAMS]
468
00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:34,137
HE'S GOTTEN THE TASTE OF FLESH.
469
00:18:35,758 --> 00:18:36,793
HEY, PATRICK.
470
00:18:36,896 --> 00:18:38,586
HEY, SPONGEBOB.
471
00:18:38,689 --> 00:18:39,931
[STOMACH RUMBLES]
472
00:18:40,034 --> 00:18:41,275
SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE HUNGRY.
473
00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:42,689
BOY, AM I.
474
00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:44,827
I'M SO HUNGRY...
475
00:18:44,931 --> 00:18:46,724
I COULD EAT ANYTHING.
476
00:18:46,827 --> 00:18:48,758
I COULD EAT
AN ENTIRE SPONGE...
477
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:49,689
[SCREAMING]
478
00:18:49,793 --> 00:18:51,310
...CAKE.
479
00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:55,034
I WAS JUST GONNA SHARE MY
GOLDEN SPONGE CAKE WITH HIM.
480
00:18:55,137 --> 00:18:57,482
IT'S GOT DELICIOUS
CREAM FILLING, TOO.
481
00:18:57,586 --> 00:18:59,275
[GULPS]
482
00:18:59,379 --> 00:19:00,586
MMM...
483
00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:01,482
IT'S ALL TRUE.
484
00:19:01,586 --> 00:19:02,620
PATRICK ISGOING TO EAT ME.
485
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:03,931
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
486
00:19:04,034 --> 00:19:05,275
YOU GOTTA PROTECT YOURSELF.
487
00:19:05,379 --> 00:19:07,827
WHAT YOU NEED IS A FORT.
488
00:19:07,931 --> 00:19:11,275
THIS MUD REPLICA
OF THE KRUSTY KRAB
489
00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:12,758
SHOULD PROTECT ME FROM
THAT FIEND, PATRICK.
490
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:15,448
AH!
491
00:19:15,551 --> 00:19:16,241
HE'S ON TO ME.
492
00:19:16,344 --> 00:19:17,689
MUST HIDE.
493
00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:19,172
[PANTING] I'M SAFE.
494
00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:20,172
[NERVOUS CHUCKLE]
495
00:19:20,275 --> 00:19:21,379
PATRICK CAN'T GET ME IN HERE.
496
00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:22,586
[STRAINED CHUCKLE]
497
00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:24,241
I DON'T NEED TO GO OUTSIDE.
498
00:19:24,344 --> 00:19:26,379
I HAVE EVERYTHING
I NEED RIGHT HERE.
499
00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:28,862
SPATULA...
500
00:19:28,965 --> 00:19:31,034
NOW I JUST NEED SOME BUNS.
501
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,413
[CHUCKLES]
502
00:19:36,206 --> 00:19:39,586
OH, CRUNCHY.
503
00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:43,137
[RETCHING]
504
00:19:43,241 --> 00:19:44,965
[PANTING]
505
00:19:45,068 --> 00:19:46,827
I CAN'T TAKE IT!
506
00:19:48,034 --> 00:19:49,310
AHH!
507
00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:51,586
I NEED SOME REAL FOOD.
508
00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:52,482
REMEMBER, KID...
509
00:19:52,586 --> 00:19:54,724
IT'S EAT OR BE EATEN.
510
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,620
YES, YES...
511
00:19:56,724 --> 00:19:59,241
I SHALL EAT PATRICK
BEFORE HE EATS ME.
512
00:19:59,344 --> 00:20:01,103
[DEMENTED LAUGHTER]
513
00:20:01,206 --> 00:20:02,551
[SNORING]
514
00:20:02,655 --> 00:20:04,965
[SIGHS]
515
00:20:05,068 --> 00:20:07,206
[SNIFFING]
516
00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:08,344
OHH...
517
00:20:08,448 --> 00:20:11,103
SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD.
518
00:20:11,206 --> 00:20:13,034
WHAT ARE YOU COOKING, SPONGEBOB?
519
00:20:13,137 --> 00:20:15,862
I'M GONNA COOK
YOU UP AND EAT YA.
520
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,068
AH, WELL, WHY DO
YOU WANNA EAT ME?
521
00:20:18,172 --> 00:20:19,379
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING.
522
00:20:19,482 --> 00:20:21,275
YOU'RE PLAYING DUMB.
523
00:20:21,379 --> 00:20:22,517
BUT IT WON'T WORK
524
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:24,862
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO EAT YOU
BEFORE YOU EAT ME.
525
00:20:24,965 --> 00:20:28,068
WELL, NOT IF
I EAT YOU FIRST.
526
00:20:28,172 --> 00:20:30,000
OH, NO, YOU DON'T
527
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:31,862
[SPONGEBOB PANTING]
528
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:33,206
WHERE'D HE GO?
529
00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:35,103
COME ON OUT, PATRICK.
530
00:20:35,206 --> 00:20:37,793
YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER.
531
00:20:37,896 --> 00:20:40,000
WHAT'S THIS... WARM WATER?
532
00:20:40,103 --> 00:20:42,241
YOU SEEMED KIND OF TENSE
533
00:20:42,344 --> 00:20:44,517
SO I DREW YOU A HOT BATH.
534
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:45,931
WELL, THANKS, PATRICK.
535
00:20:46,034 --> 00:20:48,620
I DID GET A TRIFLE
UNHINGED, DIDN'T I?
536
00:20:48,724 --> 00:20:49,586
OOPS...
537
00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:51,896
I FORGOT THE BATH BEADS.
538
00:20:53,931 --> 00:20:55,965
THANKS, PATRICK,
YOU'RE A REAL PAL.
539
00:20:56,068 --> 00:20:58,000
[CHUCKLES]
FUNNY LOOKING BATH BEADS.
540
00:20:58,103 --> 00:20:59,551
THEY ALMOST LOOK LIKE CARROTS.
541
00:20:59,655 --> 00:21:00,586
CARROTS?
542
00:21:00,689 --> 00:21:02,758
YOU'RE MAKING SOUP
OUT OF ME.
543
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,689
I WAS NOT.
544
00:21:05,793 --> 00:21:08,000
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE STEW.
545
00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:09,551
[PANTING]
546
00:21:09,655 --> 00:21:10,448
WHEW.
547
00:21:10,551 --> 00:21:12,793
I'M GETTING TIRED.
548
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,827
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A NAP
ON THIS NICE SOFT BED.
549
00:21:14,931 --> 00:21:16,586
THERE, THAT'S IT.
550
00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:19,724
HERE, I'LL TUCK YOU IN WITH
THIS NICE SOFT BLANKET.
551
00:21:19,827 --> 00:21:22,241
AND WHAT'S A BLANKET
WITHOUT A LITTLE KETCHUP?
552
00:21:22,344 --> 00:21:23,413
NEE-MEE-NEE-MEE...
553
00:21:23,517 --> 00:21:25,344
THIS ISN'T A BED.
554
00:21:25,448 --> 00:21:26,965
WAIT, COME BACK.
555
00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:29,448
Spongebob: YOU'RE NOT
PROPERLY SEASONED.
556
00:21:32,965 --> 00:21:34,137
MMM...
557
00:21:34,241 --> 00:21:35,793
AHH!
558
00:21:35,896 --> 00:21:38,241
Spongebob: AHH!
559
00:21:38,344 --> 00:21:39,241
[PANTING]
560
00:21:39,344 --> 00:21:40,965
Patrick: WHOA, HEY...
561
00:21:41,068 --> 00:21:43,137
GIVE ME THAT
KETCHUP BACK.
562
00:21:43,241 --> 00:21:44,413
NO.
563
00:21:44,517 --> 00:21:47,068
[GROANING]
564
00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:48,206
GOT YA.
565
00:21:48,310 --> 00:21:49,275
NO, GOT YOU.
566
00:21:49,379 --> 00:21:50,137
I GOT YOU.
567
00:21:52,862 --> 00:21:55,482
CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU DID IT.
568
00:21:55,586 --> 00:21:56,689
DID WHAT?
569
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:59,379
WHY EARN YOUR
SURVIVALIST MEDALS, OF COURSE.
570
00:21:59,482 --> 00:22:01,827
ONLY A HARDCORE SURVIVALIST
571
00:22:01,931 --> 00:22:04,551
WOULD BREAK DOWN AND
NEARLY EAT HIS BEST PAL.
572
00:22:04,655 --> 00:22:07,689
WHY DO YOU CARE
IF WE'RE SURVIVALISTS?
573
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:09,068
[CACKLING]
574
00:22:09,172 --> 00:22:11,931
'CAUSE I'M NOT
JUST SOME OLD HERMIT.
575
00:22:12,034 --> 00:22:15,586
I'M SANDY CHEEKS,
SURVIVALIST EXTRAORDINAIRE.
576
00:22:15,689 --> 00:22:16,965
SANDY?
SANDY?
577
00:22:17,068 --> 00:22:19,758
IT WEREN'T NO ACCIDENT THAT
YOU FELL OUT OF MY TRUCK.
578
00:22:19,862 --> 00:22:22,310
I WAS JUST TESTING
YOUR SURVIVAL SKILLS.
579
00:22:22,413 --> 00:22:24,000
YOU PLANNED THIS?
YOU PLANNEDTHIS?
580
00:22:24,103 --> 00:22:24,965
YUP...
581
00:22:25,068 --> 00:22:27,000
AND I'M HAPPY TO SAY
YOU BOTH PASSED.
582
00:22:27,103 --> 00:22:28,965
HERE'S YOUR SURVIVALIST MEDALS.
583
00:22:29,068 --> 00:22:31,448
HOORAY.
HOORAY.
584
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,827
WOW, IT'S GREAT THAT
WE WON OUR MEDALS.
585
00:22:33,931 --> 00:22:36,310
BUT I'M STILL HUNGRY.
586
00:22:36,413 --> 00:22:37,448
ME TOO.
587
00:22:37,551 --> 00:22:38,310
GUYS...
588
00:22:38,413 --> 00:22:39,655
WHAT YA DOING?
589
00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:40,896
UH, FELLAS?
590
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,862
EAT OR
BE EATEN.
EAT OR BE EATEN.
591
00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:44,965
UH-OH.
592
00:22:45,068 --> 00:22:46,827
NEXT TIME I'LL BRING
MORE GRANOLA.
593
00:22:49,103 --> 00:22:51,620
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