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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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Children: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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Children: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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♪ OHH... ♪
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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Captain: ♪ READY? ♪
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All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS ♪
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[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]
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[WHISTLING]
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[WAVES CRASHING...
SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
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[BEEPING]
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MR. KRABS?
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JUST MAKING SURE
THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA
IS SAFE.
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PLANKTON HASN'T TRIED TO STEAL
THE FORMULA IN OVER A MONTH.
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HE MUST BE PLANNING
SOMETHING BIG.
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HELLO.
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ONE OF YOU WILL HAVE TO
VOLUNTEER FOR SOME EXTRA WORK.
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GOODBYE.
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I WAS JUST GONNA ASK IF SOMEONE
COULD SPY ON PLANKTON.
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SPY?
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OOH!
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HEY, SPONGEBOB, I CAN SEE YOU
THROUGH THIS STRAW.
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PATRICK, I'M GONNA BE A SPY!
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YOU'RE A SPY?
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I WANT TO BE A SPY, TOO!
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SHH, OK, OK.
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YOU CAN BE A SPY.
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JUST BE QUIET.
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HOORAY!
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WE'RE SPY BUDDIES!
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SHH.
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[WHISPERING]: SPY BUDDIES.
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YOUR INSTRUCTIONS ARE ON
THIS KRABBY PATTY, BUT REMEMBER
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THE FATE OF THE KRUSTY KRAB
RESTS IN YOUR HANDS, SPONGEBOB.
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IN MY HANDS.
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OOH.
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OOH.
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[BEEPING]
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Krabs: Your mission,
if you choose to accept it
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is to discover
what Plankton's up to.
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Don't let him out of your sight.
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You'll need to rustle up
some spy gadgets.
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If you don't accept it,
you're fired.
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This patty will self-destruct
in 10 seconds.
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[BEEPING...]
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[SCREAMING]
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GET RID OF IT.
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GET RID OF IT, PATRICK.
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THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK.
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HI, SANDY.
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HEY, SPONGEBOB, PATRICK.
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WHAT Y'ALL DOIN'?
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DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
SPYING, SANDY?
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WELL, I KNOW YOU NEED
A LOT OF CRAZY GADGETS,
LIKE JET PACKS
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AND LASER-EQUIPPED
BERMUDA SHORTS
WITH WALKIE-TALKIES.
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Man: 10-4, good buddy.
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CAMERAS THAT FIT
UP YOUR NOSE, HIGH-POWERED
MAGNIFYING GLASSES...
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[WOMAN SCREAMING]
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AND MY FAVORITE,
THE KNOCKOUT RAY.
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[SNORING]
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[GRUNTING]
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WOW, SANDY.
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WITH THESE GADGETS, PATRICK
AND I WILL BE GREAT SPIES.
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[LAUGHING]
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I WOULDN'T TRUST YOU TWO
WITH ANY OF THIS STUFF.
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[LAUGHING]
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WHAT DO WE DO NOW, PATRICK?
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[SNORING]
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[GIGGLING]
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WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?
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NOTHING YET.
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WAIT, WAIT, HE'S...
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BUYING BABY CLOTHES?
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WE GOT TO GET CLOSER.
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EXCUSE ME.
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DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING
IN A SIZE NEGATIVE FIVE?
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[CHUCKLING]
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UH, SORRY, BUD.
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THAT'S AS SMALL AS THEY COME.
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[SIGHING]
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WOW, PLANKTON HAS TO
BUY BABY CLOTHES?
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HOW EMBARRASSING.
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SPONGEBOB TO KRABS.
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COME IN, KRABS.
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KRABS HERE.
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GO AHEAD.
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PLANKTON JUST BOUGHT
SOME BABY CLOTHES.
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BABY CLOTHES?
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HM.
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WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?
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HOLD ON.
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HE'S BUYING...
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YEAH, YEAH?
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A STAMP.
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A STAMP.
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THIS IS THE MOST
ELABORATE SCHEME EVER.
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KEEP ON HIM, SPONGEBOB.
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WE'RE RIGHT BEHIND HIM,
AND HE HAS NO IDEA.
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[CHUCKLING]
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[LOUD STOMPING]
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[GROWLING]
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WOULD YOU STOP MAKING
ALL THAT RACKET?
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[INDISTINCT MUTTERING...]
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WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?
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I CAN'T TELL.
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PHEW, GOSH, IT'S HOT.
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[SCREAMING]
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HE'S GETTING AWAY.
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QUICK, PATRICK,
USE THE JET PACK.
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CAN DO.
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[SCREAMING]
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PHEW.
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HUH?
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[SCREAMING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[SCREAMING...]
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BOY, IT WAS LUCKY
THE SIDEWALK BROKE OUR FALL.
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BUT WE LOST PLANKTON.
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TO THE SPY-MOBILE.
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HM.
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MINES, OIL SLICK,
SMOKE SCREEN, SHIELD.
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Patrick: SELF-DESTRUCT.
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[BEEPING]
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[LAUGHING]
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[PHONE RINGING]
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THERE'S A CALL COMING THROUGH
ON MY "PANTS-O-PHONE."
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Krabs: Krabs to Agent SpongeBob.
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Come in, SpongeBob.
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IT'S FOR YOU.
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AGENT SPONGEBOB HERE.
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Krabs: Have you found out
what Plankton's up to?
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I'M AFRAID
WE LOST HIM, MR. KRABS.
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Well, find him, lad.
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I'm not paying you
to goof off with Patrick.
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YOU'RE NOT PAYING ME
AT ALL, MR. KRABS.
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Exactly, so get to work!
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[PHONE BEEPING]
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Operator: If you'd like to make
a call, please deposit 25 cents.
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[DIAL TONE]
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SpongeBob: OK, PATRICK,
WE'RE IN POSITION.
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NOW, HOW DO WE GET INSIDE?
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I THINK THE FRONT DOOR'S OPEN.
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SPIES DON'T USE
THE FRONT DOOR, PATRICK.
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WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT
A COMPLICATED WAY TO GET INSIDE.
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THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB
FOR PATRICK STAR LASER PANTS.
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OOH.
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[GROANING]
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[SCREAMING]
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GOOD WORK, PATRICK.
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NOW, IT'S MY TURN.
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[GRUNTING]
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE HOLDING
THE ROPE.
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I AM.
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YOU NEED TO BE QUIET.
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WE'RE ON A SECRET MISSION.
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Plankton: SECRET MISSION, EH?
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[SCREAMING]
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DON'T YOU THINK
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO?
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YOU WANT TO EAT AT
THE CHUM BUCKET WITHOUT
YOUR BOSS KNOWING.
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KAREN, WE'VE GOT A CUSTOMER.
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I'LL LET YOU TWO
LOOK OVER THE MENU.
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SPONGEBOB, I HAVE TO GO.
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OH, CAN'T YOU GO LATER?
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[GROANING]
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MY LASER PANTS
AREN'T WORKING RIGHT.
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[SCREAMING]
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[SIGHING]
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CAN I INTEREST YOU IN
A RASPBERRY ICED TEA?
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NO, THANKS.
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OR PERHAPS A BRAN MUFFIN?
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[GROANING]
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SPONGEBOB, I HAVE TO GO NOW.
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PRUNE DANISH?
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[GROANING]
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WHAT THE...?
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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DESTROY MY LAB, WILL YOU, KRABS?
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WELL, IF IT'S WAR YOU WANT,
IT'S WAR YOU'LL GET!
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IS IT DARK, OR HAVE I PUT OFF
MY CATARACT SURGERY TOO LONG?
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NO, MR. KRABS,
IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH.
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Krabs: MERCIFUL NEPTUNE!
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MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS.
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I'M ON IT.
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[ALARM BLARING]
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[TOILET FLUSHING]
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BRING IT ON, PLANKTON.
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Plankton: OH, I WILL.
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WE'LL SEE IF YOU HAVE
A CUSTOMER LEFT AFTER
I PUMP UP THE VOLUME.
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[MUZAK PLAYS LOUDLY]
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OH, BROTHER.
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I HATED THE REAL VERSION
OF THIS SONG.
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[GENERAL CONVERSATION]
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HE'S DRIVING ME CUSTOMERS AWAY.
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ALL RIGHT, PLANKTON,
YOU WANT MY CUSTOMERS SO BADLY?
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YOU CAN HAVE 'EM.
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DO YOUR WORST, KRABS!
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I HATE MY JOB.
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IT'S UP TO YOU AND ME, BUDDY.
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ABANDON SHIP.
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[SCREAMING]
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POINTY-HEADED PROJECTILE
ON THE PORT SIDE.
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[CHUCKLING]
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[GASPING]
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NO!
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I WIN!
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I ALWAYS WIN!
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NOT TO RAIN ON
YOUR PARADE OR ANYTHING,
BUT YOU ALWAYS LOSE.
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NO, SPONGEBOB, I ALWAYS WIN.
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[GASPING]
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MR. KRABS?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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I STOLE ME OWN FORMULA.
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BUT IF YOU'RE MR. KRABS,
THEN WHO'S...?
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SpongeBob: MR. KRABS IS A ROBOT!
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NO, YOU IDIOT.
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SpongeBob: PLANKTON?
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WHAT THE BARNACLES
IS GOING ON HERE?
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YOU SEE, WE HAD A BET.
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PLANKTON'S BEEN TRYING
FOR 20 YEARS
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TO STEAL THE FORMULA,
AND HE'S NEVER DONE IT.
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I ALMOST HAD IT 37 TIMES,
AND YOU KNOW IT.
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TELL IT TO THE CLAW, SISTER.
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LAST TIME HE FAILED,
WE MADE A BET.
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[LAUGHING]
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YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, PLANKTON.
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I ALWAYS WIN.
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[SOBBING]
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YOU'VE GOT THE EASY PART.
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I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO MYJOB.
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OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
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IF I WAS YOU, I COULD STEAL
THE FORMULA ON ME FIRST TRY.
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HAH!
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THE USUAL WAGER?
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YOU'RE ON.
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SO, THROUGH A SERIES OF EVENTS
FAR TOO ELABORATE
TO GO INTO RIGHT NOW
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WE FLAWLESSLY ASSUMED
EACH OTHER'S LIVES
248
00:10:57,448 --> 00:11:02,413
AND I BEAT PLANKTON
AT HIS OWN GAME, AND DESTROYED
HIS PLACE OF BUSINESS.
249
00:11:02,482 --> 00:11:03,586
[LAUGHING]
250
00:11:03,655 --> 00:11:05,448
NOW PAY UP.
251
00:11:05,517 --> 00:11:07,206
HERE YOU GO, EUGENE.
252
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,620
ONE DOLLAR.
253
00:11:08,689 --> 00:11:12,482
NOT SO FAST.
254
00:11:12,551 --> 00:11:13,482
SQUIDWARD?
255
00:11:13,551 --> 00:11:14,758
THEN WHO ARE YOU?
256
00:11:14,827 --> 00:11:16,655
I'M NOT...
257
00:11:16,724 --> 00:11:19,448
...WEARING A DISGUISE.
258
00:11:19,517 --> 00:11:24,965
HM, IF HE'S SQUIDWARD,
THEN YOU MUST BE... SANDY?
259
00:11:25,034 --> 00:11:27,448
WHOOPS, WRONG OUTFIT.
260
00:11:27,517 --> 00:11:28,482
[GASPING]
261
00:11:28,551 --> 00:11:29,655
YOU'RE ME.
262
00:11:29,724 --> 00:11:30,724
THEN I MUST BE...
263
00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:32,310
PATRICK!
264
00:11:32,379 --> 00:11:33,551
NAH, I'M JUST KIDDING.
265
00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,551
I REALLY AM PATRICK.
266
00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:36,586
[LAUGHING]
267
00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,724
[LAUGHING]
268
00:11:38,793 --> 00:11:40,241
GOOD ONE, PATRICK.
269
00:11:40,310 --> 00:11:44,000
[LAUGHING]
270
00:11:44,068 --> 00:11:46,517
THERE'S JUST ONE THING
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
271
00:11:46,586 --> 00:11:48,068
WHAT'S THAT, LADDIE?
272
00:11:48,137 --> 00:11:49,068
THAT.
273
00:11:49,137 --> 00:11:51,068
[LAUGHING]
274
00:11:53,551 --> 00:12:00,137
[♪...]
275
00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:06,379
Man: BOAT SMARTS,
WITH MRS. PUFF.
276
00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:09,482
THIS DRIVING SAFETY FILM
IS BROUGHT TO YOU
BY "COBBUTKSBSPOTRAOOBAT"
277
00:12:09,551 --> 00:12:12,068
CITIZENS OF BIKINI BOTTOM UNITED
TO KEEP SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
278
00:12:12,137 --> 00:12:13,758
OFF THE ROAD AND OUT
OF BOATS ALL TOGETHER.
279
00:12:13,827 --> 00:12:15,517
GOOD DAY, FUTURE MOTORISTS.
280
00:12:15,586 --> 00:12:18,137
I'M MRS. PUFF, STATE ACCREDITED
DRIVING INSTRUCTOR.
281
00:12:18,206 --> 00:12:22,862
TODAY, WE'LL BE DISCUSSING
THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
A DRIVER WITH BOAT SMARTS...
282
00:12:22,931 --> 00:12:25,758
RIPPING GOOD DAY FOR
A SPOT OF DRIVING.
283
00:12:25,827 --> 00:12:28,172
...AND A DRIVER
WITHOUT BOAT SMARTS.
284
00:12:28,241 --> 00:12:32,586
HEY, SQUIDWARD, LOOK WHAT
I CAN DO WITH MY FEET!
285
00:12:32,655 --> 00:12:33,965
[GROANING]
286
00:12:34,034 --> 00:12:36,241
LET'S SEE SOME EXAMPLES,
SHALL WE?
287
00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:37,758
TIRE PRESSURE.
288
00:12:37,827 --> 00:12:40,827
BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN THINK
ABOUT BOATING
289
00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:47,206
THE BOATER WHO USES BOAT SMARTS
ALWAYS FILLS HIS TIRES
TO THE APPROPRIATE LEVEL
290
00:12:47,275 --> 00:12:52,379
WHILE THIS DRIVER PAYS
NO HEED TO BOAT SMARTS.
291
00:12:52,448 --> 00:12:56,931
[GURGLING]
292
00:13:00,689 --> 00:13:02,827
Mrs. Puff: BUCKLING UP.
293
00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:07,724
AS DEMONSTRATED BY THIS DRIVER,
HE HAS ENOUGH BOAT SMARTS
TO USE HIS SEATBELT
294
00:13:07,793 --> 00:13:13,275
AND AVOID A SERIOUS CASUALTY
AS A RESULT OF A COLLISION.
295
00:13:13,344 --> 00:13:16,655
NOTICE HOW HE COMES GENTLY
TO A STOP SIGN.
296
00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:20,724
NOW, THIS DRIVER
WITH NO REGARD FOR SAFETY...
297
00:13:20,793 --> 00:13:24,724
[SCREAMING]
298
00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:26,379
[SCREAMING]
299
00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:30,655
Mrs. Puff: WELL, AT LEAST HE HAD
HIS SEAT BELT ON.
300
00:13:30,724 --> 00:13:36,103
[SCREAMING]
301
00:13:36,172 --> 00:13:37,965
Mrs. Puff: ADJUSTING
YOUR MIRRORS.
302
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:41,517
WHAT'S OUR BOAT SMARTS
BOATER UP TO NOW?
303
00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:43,689
YOU GUESSED IT.
304
00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:48,827
HE'S ADJUSTING HIS MIRROR
BEFORE HE BEGINS BOATING,
UNLIKE THIS DEGENERATE BOATER.
305
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,413
[SCREAMING]
306
00:13:50,482 --> 00:13:53,034
AH, PERFECT.
307
00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:55,517
HEY, USE YOUR MIRRORS, FOOL.
308
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:56,724
MIRRORS?
309
00:13:56,793 --> 00:13:57,896
OH, THAT REMINDS ME.
310
00:13:57,965 --> 00:13:59,689
I HAVEN'T ADJUSTED THIS ONE YET.
311
00:13:59,758 --> 00:14:02,793
AH, CAN'T SEE.
312
00:14:02,862 --> 00:14:06,068
OH!
313
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,344
[CHUCKLING]
314
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,482
[SCREAMING]
315
00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:13,620
[CRASHING]
316
00:14:13,689 --> 00:14:15,241
OW.
317
00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:19,482
FINALLY, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
A DRIVER WITH BOAT SMARTS
318
00:14:19,551 --> 00:14:24,379
ALWAYS PAYS ATTENTION
TO HIS SURROUNDINGS,
AND AVOIDS DISTRACTIONS.
319
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:30,103
NOTICE HOW THIS DRIVER'S EYES
ARE LOCKED FIRMLY ON THE ROAD.
320
00:14:30,172 --> 00:14:32,689
AND HERE WE HAVE THE EPITOME
OF A DRIVER
321
00:14:32,758 --> 00:14:38,724
WHO IS CARELESSLY
DISTRACTING HIMSELF FROM
THE ROAD AND SAFETY.
322
00:14:38,793 --> 00:14:42,827
[SPONGEBOB HUMMING]
323
00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:47,034
[SPONGEBOB STAMMERING]
324
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,931
[HORNS HONKING]
325
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,793
[GROANING]
326
00:14:51,862 --> 00:14:53,655
[SHRIEKING]
327
00:14:53,724 --> 00:14:55,344
[GROANING]
328
00:14:55,413 --> 00:14:57,896
JERK!
329
00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,689
HI THERE!
330
00:15:00,758 --> 00:15:02,586
HELP, LUNATIC DRIVER!
331
00:15:02,655 --> 00:15:03,758
[SCREAMING...]
332
00:15:03,827 --> 00:15:05,862
HOW'S IT GOING?
333
00:15:05,931 --> 00:15:08,862
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
334
00:15:08,931 --> 00:15:12,896
Mrs. Puff: SPONGEBOB, I MEAN,
A BOATER WITHOUT BOAT SMARTS
335
00:15:12,965 --> 00:15:16,827
SHOWS CONTEMPT FOR
HIS BOATER BRETHREN AND THE LAW.
336
00:15:16,896 --> 00:15:18,793
SpongeBob: ♪ LA, LA-LA-LA-LA,
LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
337
00:15:18,862 --> 00:15:21,689
WHEE!
338
00:15:21,758 --> 00:15:23,448
HI, SQUIDWARD.
339
00:15:23,517 --> 00:15:24,482
HI, MRS. PUFF.
340
00:15:24,551 --> 00:15:29,379
[SCREAMING]
341
00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:30,413
[GASPING]
342
00:15:30,482 --> 00:15:34,517
[SCREAMING]
343
00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:36,275
[HORN HONKING]
344
00:15:36,344 --> 00:15:39,551
LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS
FORGOT YOUR BOAT SMARTS.
345
00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:42,034
[LAUGHING]
346
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,241
Mrs. Puff: NEVER MIND.
347
00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:57,413
[♪...]
348
00:15:59,896 --> 00:16:02,862
[KRABS LAUGHING]
349
00:16:02,931 --> 00:16:04,517
EXCITING MEETING, MR. KRABS?
350
00:16:04,586 --> 00:16:06,275
OH, YOU BET YOU, SPONGEBOB.
351
00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:08,103
LISTEN TO THIS.
352
00:16:08,172 --> 00:16:10,655
INDIVIDUATION OF THE END USER
WILL SUBSTANTIALLY BROADEN
353
00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:12,517
THE PROBABILITY OF MULTIPLE
SUBSEQUENT VISITS
354
00:16:12,586 --> 00:16:14,965
GENERATING AN INVERSE
NEGATIVE REVENUE MARGIN
355
00:16:15,034 --> 00:16:16,758
OF 3/4 OF
1/2 OF ONE PERCENT.
356
00:16:16,827 --> 00:16:20,379
MEANING, IF YOU CALL
THE CUSTOMERS BY THEIR NAME
357
00:16:20,448 --> 00:16:22,965
THEY KEEP COMING BACK TO SPEND
MORE OF THEIR GREENBACKS
358
00:16:23,034 --> 00:16:27,931
SO I WANT YOU TWO TO LEARN
THE NAMES OF EVERY CUSTOMER.
359
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,827
I HAVE AN IMPORTANT LIFE
TO LIVE, AND IT DOESN'T INCLUDE
CHATTERING WITH YOU TWO NINNIES.
360
00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:37,103
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT SAY THAT,
SO I DECIDED TO TURN THIS
INTO A CONTEST.
361
00:16:37,172 --> 00:16:41,827
THE EMPLOYEE WHO LEARNS
MORE NAMES WINS THIS.
362
00:16:41,896 --> 00:16:48,620
A TROPICAL GETAWAY,
ON THE TRIPLE-DECKER CONHUGE CO.
CRUISE LINER.
363
00:16:48,689 --> 00:16:54,103
SUNBATHING, PARCHEESI,
BALLROOM DANCING.
364
00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:55,310
[LAUGHING]
365
00:16:55,379 --> 00:16:58,896
THIS IS GONNA BE SO EASY.
366
00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:02,620
SPONGEBOB DOESN'T REALIZE THAT
I'M THE FACE OF THE KRUSTY KRAB.
367
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,862
WHILE HE'S ISOLATED
IN THE KITCHEN ALL DAY
368
00:17:05,931 --> 00:17:10,137
I'VE BEEN OUT HERE, BUILDING
A RAPPORT WITH THE CUSTOMER.
369
00:17:10,206 --> 00:17:11,896
HELLO.
370
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:14,551
MAY I GET YOU
ANYTHING ELSE, MISS?
371
00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:17,206
SINCE WHEN DO YOU GIVE
TWO SHRIMPS ABOUT
CUSTOMER SERVICE
372
00:17:17,275 --> 00:17:18,689
MISTER GROUCHY SQUID GUY?
373
00:17:18,758 --> 00:17:19,724
SpongeBob: HI, SALLY.
374
00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:20,793
HI, SADIE.
375
00:17:20,862 --> 00:17:22,206
HI, SHOOBIE.
376
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,862
HOW DOES SPONGEBOB
KNOW ALL THESE NAMES?
377
00:17:23,931 --> 00:17:25,896
RIGHT BACK AT YOU, LENNY.
378
00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:29,068
HEY, SPONGEBOB, COULD YOU TAKE
A LOOK AT THE CASH REGISTER?
379
00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:30,206
I THINK IT'S BROKEN.
380
00:17:30,275 --> 00:17:32,068
OH, SURE, SQUIDWARD.
381
00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:34,482
I THINK YOU MIGHT NEED
A CLOSER LOOK.
382
00:17:34,551 --> 00:17:37,172
LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND.
383
00:17:37,241 --> 00:17:39,758
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
IN HERE, SQUIDWARD.
384
00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:41,103
KEEP LOOKING, SPONGEBOB.
385
00:17:41,172 --> 00:17:42,448
KEEP ON LOOKING.
386
00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:45,655
SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
387
00:17:45,724 --> 00:17:47,689
HI, THADDEUS.
388
00:17:47,758 --> 00:17:49,896
GOODBYE, SPONGEBOB.
389
00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:53,586
THAT SHOULD BUY ME ENOUGH TIME
TO WIN THAT CRUISE.
390
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:54,655
GOOD DAY, YOUNG SIR.
391
00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:55,655
MY NAME IS...
392
00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:56,724
GUS!
393
00:17:56,793 --> 00:17:58,310
HE'S RIGHT.
394
00:17:58,379 --> 00:18:00,862
THIS GUY'S SO GOOD,
YOU SHOULD GIVE HIM A PRIZE.
395
00:18:00,931 --> 00:18:04,827
HOW IN NEPTUNE'S CREATION
DO YOU KNOW ALL OF
THESE NAMES, SPONGEBOB?
396
00:18:04,896 --> 00:18:09,068
WELL, I SIMPLY COMPILE THE NAME
OF EVERY CUSTOMER IN THIS BOOK.
397
00:18:09,137 --> 00:18:10,172
THANKS, SPONGEBOB.
398
00:18:10,241 --> 00:18:12,517
LET'S SEE.
399
00:18:12,586 --> 00:18:17,275
HALPERT, NORMA, ISABELLE, GUS,
CHAZ, PILAR, DENNIS, KIRA,
IVY, MARV, MABLE, MAVIS.
400
00:18:17,344 --> 00:18:19,172
[PANTING]
401
00:18:19,241 --> 00:18:23,517
AND YOUR NAME
IS SUZY FISH, CORRECT?
402
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:30,620
YES, AND YOU'D ALSO BE CORRECT
IN SAYING YOU RUINED MY FOOD
WITH YOUR SWEAT, YOU NITWIT!
403
00:18:30,689 --> 00:18:33,206
MR. KRABS,
THAT'S THE LAST CUSTOMER.
404
00:18:33,275 --> 00:18:34,758
DO I WIN?
405
00:18:34,827 --> 00:18:37,551
UH, WELL, ACTUALLY,
I WASN'T KEEPING SCORE.
406
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:42,000
BUT I'LL JUST SAY THAT YOU
AND SPONGEBOB ARE NECK AND NECK
407
00:18:42,068 --> 00:18:46,241
AND THAT MYSTERY GUY
OVER THERE'LL BE THE TIEBREAKER.
408
00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:47,724
UH, THAT'S, UH...
409
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,827
OH, THAT'S, I KNOW HIM.
410
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,896
[BOTH STAMMERING]
411
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,862
HE'S THE TICKET TO YOUR PRIZE.
412
00:18:54,931 --> 00:18:56,827
OUT OF THE WAY, LOSER.
413
00:18:56,896 --> 00:18:58,793
UM, HELLO.
414
00:18:58,862 --> 00:19:01,413
MY NAME IS SQUIDWARD.
415
00:19:01,482 --> 00:19:04,448
UH, SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
416
00:19:04,517 --> 00:19:06,586
WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
417
00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:13,000
UM, IT'S JUST THAT I WAS GOING
TO, UM, ENTER YOUR NAME
IN OUR SWEEPSTAKES.
418
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,310
SO, WHAT SHOULD I PUT DOWN?
419
00:19:14,379 --> 00:19:16,551
FIRST AND LAST NAME?
420
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:17,965
SURE.
421
00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:20,310
YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU
WRITE THIS ON YOUR FORM.
422
00:19:20,379 --> 00:19:23,965
WHAT'S IT TO YOU!
423
00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:28,137
NOW LEAVE ME ALONE.
424
00:19:28,206 --> 00:19:31,034
I SEE HE WANTS
TO PLAY HARD TO GET.
425
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,551
SO BE IT.
426
00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:34,379
I HAVE WAYS OF MAKING
THE LIKES OF HIM TALK.
427
00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:37,896
UH, SIR, YOU FORGOT YOUR SODA.
428
00:19:37,965 --> 00:19:39,793
I DIDN'T ORDER ANY SODA.
429
00:19:39,862 --> 00:19:41,448
IT'S ON THE HOUSE.
430
00:19:41,517 --> 00:19:43,586
WHAT THE BARNACLES
ARE YOU DOING?
431
00:19:43,655 --> 00:19:46,206
OH, I'M SORRY, I SLIPPED.
432
00:19:46,275 --> 00:19:47,931
HERE, LET ME CLEAN
THAT UP FOR YOU.
433
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,896
OK, THERE MUST BE A NAMETAG
OR SOME FORM OF I.D. IN HERE.
434
00:19:51,965 --> 00:19:53,344
I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.
435
00:19:53,413 --> 00:19:54,379
I'M OUT OF HERE.
436
00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:56,103
[GROANING]
437
00:19:56,172 --> 00:19:57,793
HEY, LOOK UP IN THE SKY.
438
00:19:57,862 --> 00:20:00,620
A GIANT METEOR
IS HURTLING TOWARDS EARTH.
439
00:20:00,689 --> 00:20:01,517
WHERE?
440
00:20:01,586 --> 00:20:02,517
OH, YOU'LL SEE IT.
441
00:20:02,586 --> 00:20:03,793
JUST KEEP LOOKING.
442
00:20:03,862 --> 00:20:05,655
I CAN'T SEE IT.
443
00:20:05,724 --> 00:20:08,172
WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD, 'CAUSE
I FOUND WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR.
444
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,241
[LAUGHING]
445
00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:10,965
HEY, COME BACK HERE!
446
00:20:11,034 --> 00:20:12,206
GIVE ME MY WALLET!
447
00:20:12,275 --> 00:20:15,137
[LAUGHING]
448
00:20:15,206 --> 00:20:16,896
[INDISTINCT VOICE ON RADIO]
449
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,275
HOLY SEA COW!
450
00:20:18,344 --> 00:20:20,206
THAT HOOLIGAN RAN A STOP SIGN.
451
00:20:20,275 --> 00:20:23,482
STOP, THIEF!
452
00:20:23,551 --> 00:20:24,965
YOU KNOW THAT GUY?
453
00:20:25,034 --> 00:20:26,137
HARDLY.
454
00:20:26,206 --> 00:20:27,137
HE STOLE MY WALLET.
455
00:20:27,206 --> 00:20:28,344
WHAT?
456
00:20:28,413 --> 00:20:30,103
THAT MAKES HIM A DUAL OFFENDER.
457
00:20:30,172 --> 00:20:32,379
LET'S GET HIM.
458
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:33,896
[LAUGHING]
459
00:20:33,965 --> 00:20:38,655
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
460
00:20:38,724 --> 00:20:40,275
[LAUGHING]
461
00:20:40,344 --> 00:20:42,758
FINALLY, THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
462
00:20:42,827 --> 00:20:45,137
SAY GOODBYE
TO ANONYMITY, MISTER...
463
00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:46,448
FREEZE, THIEF!
464
00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:48,275
NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
465
00:20:48,344 --> 00:20:50,068
I ONLY WANT THE WALLET FOR...
466
00:20:50,137 --> 00:20:53,172
WE KNOW EXACTLY WHY
YOU WANT IT, WALLET SNATCHER.
467
00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:54,241
[GROANING]
468
00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:56,068
THIS ISN'T AS IT SEEMS!
469
00:20:56,137 --> 00:21:00,137
THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL BE SAYING
IN THE SLAMMER, PUNK.
470
00:21:00,206 --> 00:21:03,793
HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE.
471
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:05,517
[LAUGHING]
472
00:21:05,586 --> 00:21:08,172
AT LAST, AT LAST!
473
00:21:08,241 --> 00:21:11,034
AND YOUR NAME IS...
474
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,517
MR. "WHAT ZIT TOOYA?"
475
00:21:13,586 --> 00:21:15,482
WHAT KIND OF RIDICULOUS
NAME IS THAT?
476
00:21:15,551 --> 00:21:17,206
IT'S MY RIDICULOUS NAME.
477
00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:20,068
"WHAT ZIT TOOYA."
478
00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:21,275
[GROANING]
479
00:21:21,344 --> 00:21:23,000
THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT BALLYHOO.
480
00:21:23,068 --> 00:21:26,655
BUT I DIDN'T INTENTIONALLY
DO ANYTHING WRONG.
481
00:21:26,724 --> 00:21:30,724
TELL IT TO THE JUDGE,
LAW BREAKER.
482
00:21:32,206 --> 00:21:34,413
[SQUIDWARD SIGHING]
483
00:21:34,482 --> 00:21:37,551
ONLY 364 DAYS
AND NINE YEARS LEFT
484
00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:43,172
UNTIL I EXCHANGE
THIS CONCRETE TOMB FOR A
MULTI-STORY OCEAN LINER CRUISE.
485
00:21:43,241 --> 00:21:44,344
SpongeBob: HEY, SQUIDWARD.
486
00:21:44,413 --> 00:21:46,448
Squidward: SPONGEBOB.
487
00:21:46,517 --> 00:21:49,344
THE BOY AND I JUST THOUGHT
WE'D STOP BY AND CHECK ON
OUR CONVICT FRIEND.
488
00:21:49,413 --> 00:21:51,724
CALL ME WHAT YOU MAY.
489
00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:57,172
FACT OF THE MATTER IS,
I FOUND OUT THE MYSTERY
CUSTOMER'S NAME FIRST, SO I WIN.
490
00:21:57,241 --> 00:21:58,862
[LAUGHING]
491
00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:00,655
I WIN, I WIN, I WIN,
I WIN, I WIN.
492
00:22:00,724 --> 00:22:02,206
ENJOY YOUR PRIZE.
493
00:22:02,275 --> 00:22:04,241
WHOO-HOO!
494
00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:07,068
TROPICAL VACATION, HERE I COME!
495
00:22:07,137 --> 00:22:08,103
[LAUGHING]
496
00:22:08,172 --> 00:22:09,896
VACATION?
497
00:22:09,965 --> 00:22:11,344
WHO SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT VACATION?
498
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,172
WHAT?
499
00:22:13,241 --> 00:22:15,931
IN THE BROCHURE,
IT SPECIFICALLY MENTIONS
AN OCEAN LINER VACATION.
500
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,413
OH, YOU MEAN THATBROCHURE?
501
00:22:18,482 --> 00:22:20,931
WELL, THAT WAS THE PRIZE.
502
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:25,206
THE BROCHURE WAS TAKING UP
TOO MUCH ROOM IN ME DRAWERS,
YOU KNOW, SO IT'S YOUR PRIZE.
503
00:22:25,275 --> 00:22:27,103
YOU MEAN, NO VACATION.
504
00:22:27,172 --> 00:22:28,689
NOPE, JUST THE BROCHURE.
505
00:22:28,758 --> 00:22:31,137
WELL, GOT TO GET BACK
TO COUNTING ME LOOT.
506
00:22:31,206 --> 00:22:33,068
ENJOY YOUR NEW PRIZE, SQUIDWARD.
507
00:22:33,137 --> 00:22:35,137
SEE YOU ON THE OUTSIDE
IN 10 YEARS, BUDDY.
508
00:22:35,206 --> 00:22:38,137
[LAUGHING]
509
00:22:38,206 --> 00:22:39,965
OH, WELL.
510
00:22:40,034 --> 00:22:44,344
AT LEAST I'LL HAVE SOME PEACE
AND QUIET FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS.
511
00:22:44,413 --> 00:22:45,793
Patrick: HEY, SQUIDWARD.
512
00:22:45,862 --> 00:23:00,689
PARCHEESI?
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