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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,586 --> 00:00:09,793 ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:09,862 --> 00:00:11,551 Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. 3 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:13,068 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:13,137 --> 00:00:15,275 AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:15,344 --> 00:00:18,241 ♪ OH... ♪ 6 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:20,344 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪ 7 00:00:20,413 --> 00:00:21,965 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:22,034 --> 00:00:24,137 ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:24,206 --> 00:00:26,137 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:26,206 --> 00:00:28,379 ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:28,448 --> 00:00:30,034 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:30,103 --> 00:00:32,379 ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:32,448 --> 00:00:34,448 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!READY? 14 00:00:34,517 --> 00:00:36,172 All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 15 00:00:36,241 --> 00:00:38,172 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 16 00:00:38,241 --> 00:00:40,206 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:40,275 --> 00:00:41,517 SPONGEBOB.... 18 00:00:41,586 --> 00:00:43,517 SQUAREPANTS! 19 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:45,655 HA HA HA! 20 00:00:45,724 --> 00:00:48,275 [FLUTE PLAYS]HA HA HA, ARG! 21 00:00:48,344 --> 00:00:50,344 [SEA GULLS CRYING] 22 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:13,103 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA! ♪ 23 00:01:13,172 --> 00:01:16,068 MISSED YA! UH-OH... 24 00:01:16,137 --> 00:01:18,172 YOU SHOULDN'T PLAY IN THE STREET, LITTLE GUY. 25 00:01:18,241 --> 00:01:19,758 YOU COULD GET RUN OVER. 26 00:01:19,827 --> 00:01:22,068 [MOTORCYCLES APPROACHING] 27 00:01:23,482 --> 00:01:24,413 WHOA! 28 00:01:24,482 --> 00:01:27,034 "THE ILD ONES." 29 00:01:27,103 --> 00:01:29,275 THAT'S A STRANGE NAME. 30 00:01:29,344 --> 00:01:30,448 SCALLOP! 31 00:01:30,517 --> 00:01:32,379 OH--OOH--OW--D'OH! 32 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:43,517 BYE, ILD ONES. I LIKE YOUR SILLY NAME. 33 00:01:43,586 --> 00:01:44,551 MMM... 34 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:45,965 "W." 35 00:01:46,034 --> 00:01:48,448 OH, THEY'RE NOT "THE ILD ONES." 36 00:01:48,517 --> 00:01:51,758 THEY MUST BE THE WILDONES. 37 00:01:51,827 --> 00:01:53,344 THE WILD ONES?!YEOW! 38 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:55,620 TARNATION! DON'T YOU KNOW 39 00:01:55,689 --> 00:01:57,931 WHO THE WILD ONES ARE, SON? 40 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,000 NO. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, EITHER. 41 00:02:00,068 --> 00:02:02,586 WHY, THEY'RE THE MOST FEROCIOUS, 42 00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:05,724 BLOODTHIRSTY BIKER GANG UNDER THE SEA! 43 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:09,551 THEY'VE DESTROYED ENTIRE CITIES IN AN AFTERNOON. 44 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:11,620 HEE HEE HEE! 45 00:02:11,689 --> 00:02:13,413 BLOODTHIRSTY BIKERS! 46 00:02:13,482 --> 00:02:15,896 AND THEY'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR BIKINI BOTTOM! 47 00:02:15,965 --> 00:02:17,413 I'VE GOT TO WARN EVERYBODY! 48 00:02:17,482 --> 00:02:19,413 I BETTER TAKE THE SHORTCUT. 49 00:02:19,482 --> 00:02:22,068 MR. KRABS! SPONGEBOB. 50 00:02:22,137 --> 00:02:23,620 WHERE IN THE BLUE BARNACLES DID YOU COME FROM? 51 00:02:23,689 --> 00:02:25,103 THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT, MR. KRABS. 52 00:02:25,172 --> 00:02:26,689 GRAB SOMETHING HEAVY! BAR THE DOOR! 53 00:02:26,758 --> 00:02:28,137 BOARD UP THE WINDOWS! 54 00:02:28,206 --> 00:02:30,793 WE'VE GOT TO PROTECT THE KRUSTY KRAB! UNH! 55 00:02:30,862 --> 00:02:33,482 THE KRABBY PATTIES MUST SURVIVE! 56 00:02:33,551 --> 00:02:35,931 [PANTING] 57 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,413 SETTLE DOWN, SON. 58 00:02:37,482 --> 00:02:39,344 WHAT ARE YOU ALL RILED UP ABOUT? 59 00:02:39,413 --> 00:02:41,137 BIKERS...COMING... 60 00:02:41,206 --> 00:02:42,931 NASTY...FEROCIOUS... 61 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,034 TAKE...OVER...TOWN... 62 00:02:45,103 --> 00:02:47,379 DESTROY... LET'S HIDE! 63 00:02:47,448 --> 00:02:49,655 WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT-- BIKERS? 64 00:02:49,724 --> 00:02:52,275 THE WILD ONES ARE COMING, MR. KRABS! 65 00:02:52,344 --> 00:02:55,862 THEY'RE THE MOST VICIOUS, RAVENOUS, HORDE OF HOOLIGANS IN THE SEA! 66 00:02:55,931 --> 00:02:58,000 "RAVENOUS," DID YOU SAY? 67 00:02:58,068 --> 00:03:00,724 THAT'S ANOTHER WORD FOR "HUNGRY," ISN'T IT? 68 00:03:00,793 --> 00:03:03,344 WELCOME, WILD ONES! 69 00:03:03,413 --> 00:03:06,344 THEY'LL BE DRAWN HERE LIKE A SAILOR TO A TATTOO PARLOR... 70 00:03:06,413 --> 00:03:09,206 WITH A SPECIAL BIKER PARKING... 71 00:03:09,275 --> 00:03:11,931 AND AUTHENTIC BIKER DECOR... 72 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,413 WITH REAL BLOODSTAINS... 73 00:03:13,482 --> 00:03:14,793 AND, TO TOP IT OFF, 74 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,655 A CUSTOM CHOPPER PATTY! 75 00:03:16,724 --> 00:03:18,344 AND, BEST OF ALL, 76 00:03:18,413 --> 00:03:21,517 I'LL RAISE ME PRICES 150%, 77 00:03:21,586 --> 00:03:24,068 I'LL MAKE A FORTUNE! 78 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:28,103 MR. KRABS, THIS IS SERIOUS! 79 00:03:28,172 --> 00:03:30,172 [SOBBING] 80 00:03:31,551 --> 00:03:33,103 THAT KID NEEDS A VACATION-- 81 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:34,551 UNPAID, OF COURSE. 82 00:03:35,517 --> 00:03:37,551 [ENGINES ROARING] 83 00:03:38,689 --> 00:03:40,931 SQUIDWARD![KNOCKING] 84 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,931 YES, SPONGEBOB? 85 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,586 A HORRIBLE BIKER GANG CALLED THE WILD ONES ARE COMING! 86 00:03:45,655 --> 00:03:47,482 WE'VE GOT TO RUN! HIDE! 87 00:03:47,551 --> 00:03:49,482 [SOBBING] 88 00:03:49,551 --> 00:03:52,000 OH, MY. THIS SOUNDS SERIOUS. 89 00:03:52,068 --> 00:03:54,655 LUCKILY, I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU SHOULD DO. 90 00:03:54,724 --> 00:03:56,689 LISTEN CLOSELY.UH-HUH. 91 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:59,172 GET A GOOD GRIP ON YOUR PANTS. 92 00:03:59,241 --> 00:04:00,896 UH-HUH. 93 00:04:00,965 --> 00:04:02,551 TURN AROUND. 94 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:03,620 LIKE THIS, SQUIDWARD? 95 00:04:03,689 --> 00:04:05,137 THAT'S IT. 96 00:04:07,103 --> 00:04:08,448 [SNIFFS] 97 00:04:09,758 --> 00:04:11,206 PATRICK! 98 00:04:11,275 --> 00:04:12,620 HELLO, SPONGEBOB! 99 00:04:12,689 --> 00:04:14,862 PATRICK! AN EVIL BUNCH OF BIKERS ARE COMING 100 00:04:14,931 --> 00:04:16,862 TO RAVAGE BIKINI BOTTOM! 101 00:04:16,931 --> 00:04:18,206 HMM! 102 00:04:18,275 --> 00:04:19,689 PATRICK, DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? 103 00:04:19,758 --> 00:04:22,413 OH, I HEARD YOU. 104 00:04:22,482 --> 00:04:25,689 BUT WHAT I DIDN'T HEAR WAS A "HELLO." 105 00:04:25,758 --> 00:04:27,206 HELLO, PATRICK. 106 00:04:27,275 --> 00:04:28,620 HELLO, SPONGEBOB! 107 00:04:29,931 --> 00:04:31,586 BLOODTHIRSTY BIKERS! [SCREAMS] 108 00:04:31,655 --> 00:04:32,862 WE'VE GOT TO HIDE! 109 00:04:32,931 --> 00:04:35,517 [BOTH SCREAMING] 110 00:04:35,586 --> 00:04:36,689 OOF! 111 00:04:36,758 --> 00:04:39,517 [SCREAMING] 112 00:04:39,586 --> 00:04:40,689 OOF! 113 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:43,517 [SCREAMING] 114 00:04:43,586 --> 00:04:44,689 OOF! 115 00:04:44,758 --> 00:04:47,000 [SCREAMING] 116 00:04:50,275 --> 00:04:52,310 [GRUNTS][SCREAMS] 117 00:04:54,413 --> 00:04:56,448 [RETCHING] 118 00:04:57,827 --> 00:04:58,965 [SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK SCREAM] 119 00:04:59,034 --> 00:05:00,862 [GARGLES] 120 00:05:00,931 --> 00:05:02,172 [SPITS] 121 00:05:02,241 --> 00:05:03,344 OHH! 122 00:05:03,413 --> 00:05:05,103 HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 123 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:07,965 I--I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, MAN. 124 00:05:08,034 --> 00:05:09,379 [BOTH SCREAM] 125 00:05:09,448 --> 00:05:11,482 [RUSTLING] 126 00:05:13,068 --> 00:05:14,413 [LAWNMOWER ENGINE HUMS] 127 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,517 [BLADE CUTTING] 128 00:05:18,379 --> 00:05:19,965 [LEAF BLOWER ENGINE STARTS] 129 00:05:26,275 --> 00:05:28,793 [BOTH SCREAMING] 130 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,275 HIDE ME! NO, HIDE ME! 131 00:05:30,344 --> 00:05:31,344 HIDE ME! ME! 132 00:05:31,413 --> 00:05:32,620 NO, ME! ME!ME! ME! 133 00:05:32,689 --> 00:05:33,793 ME! ME! 134 00:05:33,862 --> 00:05:34,793 NO! 135 00:05:34,862 --> 00:05:36,482 NO MORE RUNNING. 136 00:05:36,551 --> 00:05:39,724 WHAT? THOSE BIKERS THINK THEY'RE SO TOUGH 137 00:05:39,793 --> 00:05:43,931 WITH THEIR LEATHER HATS AND THEIR LEATHER PANTS. 138 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,758 AND THEIR LEATHER SOCKS. 139 00:05:45,827 --> 00:05:47,689 IF WE DRESSED UP LIKE THAT, 140 00:05:47,758 --> 00:05:50,241 THEN WE'D BE THE BIG, SCARY BIKERS, 141 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:51,758 AND THEY'D BE 142 00:05:51,827 --> 00:05:54,724 LITTLE BABY DOO-DOO HEADS. 143 00:05:54,793 --> 00:05:56,896 SAY THAT AGAIN, PATRICK. 144 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:58,379 LITTLE BABY DOO-DOO HEADS. 145 00:05:58,448 --> 00:06:00,172 NO, NO. NOT THAT PART-- 146 00:06:00,241 --> 00:06:03,310 THE PART ABOUT DRESSING UP LIKE BIG, SCARY BIKERS. 147 00:06:10,275 --> 00:06:11,586 WHAT DO YOU THINK, PATRICK? 148 00:06:11,655 --> 00:06:13,000 DO I LOOK TOUGH? 149 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:14,896 I WOULDN'T MESS WITH YOU. 150 00:06:14,965 --> 00:06:16,689 NOR I WITH YOU, MY FRIEND. 151 00:06:16,758 --> 00:06:18,103 LET'S RIDE! 152 00:06:18,172 --> 00:06:20,344 [ENGINES REV] 153 00:06:21,862 --> 00:06:23,206 [BICYCLE BELLS RING] 154 00:06:24,827 --> 00:06:27,586 FEAR NOT. THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC. 155 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:30,931 THE BIKINI BOTTOM BAD BOYS ARE HERE. 156 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,275 OOH! I FEEL PROTECTED NOW. 157 00:06:34,344 --> 00:06:36,620 THOSE ARE SOME MEAN-LOOKING RIDES, DUDES. 158 00:06:36,689 --> 00:06:38,310 [LAUGHS] 159 00:06:38,379 --> 00:06:39,620 PATRICK, IT'S WORKING! 160 00:06:39,689 --> 00:06:41,068 THEY THINK WE'RE-- [SNICKERS] 161 00:06:41,137 --> 00:06:42,551 VICIOUS BIKERS. 162 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:44,482 [BOTH GIGGLE] 163 00:06:46,758 --> 00:06:50,068 BIKINI BOTTOM, YOUR SALVATION IS HERE! 164 00:06:50,137 --> 00:06:52,137 SEE? 165 00:06:52,206 --> 00:06:53,379 PATRICK, THAT'S YOUR SALIVATION. 166 00:06:53,448 --> 00:06:54,551 OH. 167 00:06:54,620 --> 00:06:56,034 SO, SQUIDWARD, 168 00:06:56,103 --> 00:06:58,172 ARE YOU READY TO DO YOUR PART? 169 00:06:58,241 --> 00:07:00,551 DOES THAT PART INCLUDE LAUGHING AT YOU? 170 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:03,689 BECAUSE YOU TWO LOOK EVEN MORE IDIOTIC THAN USUAL. 171 00:07:03,758 --> 00:07:06,241 DON'T WE LOOK VICIOUS AND BLOODTHIRSTY? 172 00:07:06,310 --> 00:07:08,034 I'M BLOODTHIRSTY. 173 00:07:08,103 --> 00:07:09,068 SEE? 174 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,827 [SLURPS] 175 00:07:10,896 --> 00:07:12,620 WANT SOME? OH, NO, THANK YOU, PATRICK. 176 00:07:12,689 --> 00:07:14,068 I'M DRINKING DIET BLOOD. 177 00:07:14,137 --> 00:07:16,379 [BOTH SLURPING AND GULPING] 178 00:07:16,448 --> 00:07:17,896 Both: AHH. 179 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,103 SEE, SQUIDWARD? 180 00:07:21,172 --> 00:07:25,103 WE WALK THE WALK, BUT CAN WE TALK THE TALK? 181 00:07:25,172 --> 00:07:27,241 SO, YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR BIKER GANG? 182 00:07:27,310 --> 00:07:29,034 NO, I DON'T. 183 00:07:29,103 --> 00:07:31,000 WHAT ABOUT OUR BIKER CLUB? 184 00:07:31,068 --> 00:07:32,310 NO. 185 00:07:32,379 --> 00:07:34,034 HOW ABOUT OUR BIKER ORGANIZATION? 186 00:07:34,103 --> 00:07:36,965 NO! I DON'T WANT TO JOIN YOUR BIKER ALLIANCE, 187 00:07:37,034 --> 00:07:38,827 YOUR OUTFIT, OR YOUR FELLOWSHIP! 188 00:07:38,896 --> 00:07:40,310 OH. 189 00:07:40,379 --> 00:07:41,551 WHAT ABOUT OUR COALITION? 190 00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:43,137 OOH. I DON'T KNOW. 191 00:07:43,206 --> 00:07:45,275 THAT ONE'S PRETTY EXCLUSIVE. 192 00:07:45,344 --> 00:07:47,586 WE'LL JUST PENCIL YOU DOWN AS UNDECIDED. 193 00:07:47,655 --> 00:07:48,931 [GROWLS] 194 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,517 HI, MR. KRABS! 195 00:07:50,586 --> 00:07:52,931 WE'RE THE BIKINI BOTTOM BAD BOYS 196 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,655 AND WE'RE BAD TO THE BONE! 197 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,000 THIS SHOULD BE GREAT! 198 00:07:56,068 --> 00:07:58,310 THOSE BIKERS CAN WORK UP AN APPETITE 199 00:07:58,379 --> 00:08:00,586 BEATING YOU UP IN THE PARKING LOT! 200 00:08:00,655 --> 00:08:03,310 THEN, THEY CAN FILL UP ON DELICIOUS KRABBY PATTIES. 201 00:08:03,379 --> 00:08:05,482 THEN, THEY CAN BEAT YOU UP AGAIN! 202 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:07,413 PLEASE, MR. KRABS. 203 00:08:07,482 --> 00:08:10,862 WE'RE GOING TO RUN OFF THOSE BIKERS AND SAVE THE KRUSTY KRAB. 204 00:08:10,931 --> 00:08:13,413 YOU'RE NOT RUNNING OFF ANY OF ME PAYING CUSTOMERS. 205 00:08:13,482 --> 00:08:15,000 YOU CAN STAY AND GET BEATEN UP IN THE PARKING LOT, 206 00:08:15,068 --> 00:08:16,862 IF YOU WISH. 207 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:18,310 THEN CAN WE SAVE THE TOWN? 208 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:21,379 HAS IT EVER CROSSED YOUR MIND 209 00:08:21,448 --> 00:08:25,310 THAT YOU MIGHT BE GETTING ALL WORKED UP OVER NOTHING? 210 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:28,758 SQUIDWARD, WHEN HAVE I EVER BEEN KNOWN TO OVERREACT? 211 00:08:28,827 --> 00:08:31,206 SQUIDWARD! WE'RE OUT OF NAPKINS! 212 00:08:31,275 --> 00:08:34,137 [SOBS] OUT OF NAPKINS! 213 00:08:34,206 --> 00:08:35,413 [BANGING] 214 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,275 SQUIDWARD! I ACCIDENTALLY REMOVED 215 00:08:37,344 --> 00:08:39,793 THE "DO NOT REMOVE BY PENALTY OF LAW" TAG ON MY MATTRESS! 216 00:08:39,862 --> 00:08:41,413 HIDE ME. HIDE ME! 217 00:08:41,482 --> 00:08:43,275 SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD! 218 00:08:43,344 --> 00:08:46,310 I'VE GONE BLIND![CLICKS] 219 00:08:46,379 --> 00:08:48,275 OH. THANKS, SQUIDWARD. 220 00:08:48,344 --> 00:08:52,689 SPONGEBOB, YOU ALWAYS OVERREACT TO EVERYTHING. 221 00:08:52,758 --> 00:08:55,034 IT'S ONE OF YOUR MANY ANNOYING TRAITS. 222 00:08:55,103 --> 00:08:57,724 [GASPS] ME, ANNOYING? 223 00:08:57,793 --> 00:08:59,827 [LAUGHING] 224 00:09:06,965 --> 00:09:08,103 [GROWLS] [SCOFFS] 225 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,689 YEAH, RIGHT. 226 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,965 YOU ARE SO WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING, SPONGEBOB, 227 00:09:13,034 --> 00:09:16,275 THAT THE ONLY THING I AM COMPLETELY SURE ABOUT 228 00:09:16,344 --> 00:09:19,655 IS THAT THERE IS NO MOTORCYCLE GANG HEADED THIS WAY. 229 00:09:19,724 --> 00:09:21,586 [MOTORCYCLE ENGINES HUMMING] 230 00:09:21,655 --> 00:09:22,758 WHAT WAS THAT? 231 00:09:22,827 --> 00:09:25,068 AHOY, THERE, MATEYS! 232 00:09:25,137 --> 00:09:28,103 MOTORIZED VEHICLES COMING OVER THE HORIZON! 233 00:09:28,172 --> 00:09:29,793 WHAT? GIVE ME THAT! 234 00:09:32,241 --> 00:09:33,551 [GLASS SHATTERS]AAH! 235 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:34,827 [SCREAMS] 236 00:09:36,344 --> 00:09:38,241 DON'T JUST STAND THERE-- SAVE US! 237 00:09:38,310 --> 00:09:41,000 [SHIVERS] 238 00:09:41,068 --> 00:09:43,344 PATRICK, I KNOW THIS LOOKS LIKE THE END, 239 00:09:43,413 --> 00:09:45,413 BUT YOU AND I CAN GET THROUGH ANYTHING, 240 00:09:45,482 --> 00:09:47,724 AS LONG AS WE DO IT TOGETHER. 241 00:09:47,793 --> 00:09:50,172 PATRICK? PATRICK! 242 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:52,172 [WHIMPERING] 243 00:09:52,241 --> 00:09:54,172 [BRAKES HISS] 244 00:09:54,241 --> 00:09:55,482 [BRAKES HISS] 245 00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,241 [ENGINE STARTS] 246 00:10:03,655 --> 00:10:05,655 WELL, IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, SQUIDWARD. 247 00:10:05,724 --> 00:10:07,689 BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS 248 00:10:07,758 --> 00:10:08,827 AS LONG AS WE-- 249 00:10:08,896 --> 00:10:10,413 PANIC! 250 00:10:10,482 --> 00:10:12,034 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 251 00:10:12,103 --> 00:10:13,931 [ALL GASP] THE WILD ONES ARE COMING! 252 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,620 [SCREAMING] 253 00:10:16,689 --> 00:10:18,310 THE WILD ONES? 254 00:10:18,379 --> 00:10:20,206 MABEL, GET THE KIDS! 255 00:10:21,448 --> 00:10:23,137 HONEY, I GOT THE NAPKINS. 256 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,413 [GLASS BREAKS] 257 00:10:24,482 --> 00:10:26,034 OH, WHAT HAVE I MISSED THIS TIME? 258 00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:29,241 PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME! 259 00:10:29,310 --> 00:10:30,896 I WANT TO JOIN YOU! 260 00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:32,310 IT'S BEEN MY LIFE-LONG DREAM 261 00:10:32,379 --> 00:10:34,137 TO BE A MEMBER OF A MOTORCYCLE GANG! 262 00:10:34,206 --> 00:10:37,310 I EVEN KNITTED MY OWN WILD ONES JACKET! 263 00:10:38,344 --> 00:10:40,413 I WANT TO RIDE TO LIVE! 264 00:10:40,482 --> 00:10:43,379 I LIVE TO RIDE! 265 00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:46,482 [SOBBING] PLEASE, SPARE ME! 266 00:10:46,551 --> 00:10:48,000 I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! 267 00:10:48,068 --> 00:10:49,931 I'LL BETRAY MY FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS! 268 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,137 [PANTING] 269 00:10:51,206 --> 00:10:54,172 JUST LET ME LIVE! 270 00:10:54,241 --> 00:10:56,448 WHAT'S THAT, MISSY?WHAT? 271 00:10:56,517 --> 00:10:59,137 HOWDY! WE'RE THE MILD ONES. 272 00:10:59,206 --> 00:11:01,344 MILD...ONES? 273 00:11:01,413 --> 00:11:03,862 OHH! 274 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,310 GIVE ME BACK MY "M." 275 00:11:06,379 --> 00:11:08,655 LET'S GO, BOYS! 276 00:11:08,724 --> 00:11:11,103 DON'T YOU WANT TO SPEND ANY MONEY? 277 00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:14,103 DON'T YOU WANT TO KISS THE SEAT OF MY PANTS? 278 00:11:15,482 --> 00:11:17,379 [TIRE SQUEALS]LET'S RIDE! 279 00:11:17,448 --> 00:11:19,620 [MOTORCYCLES DEPARTING] 280 00:11:19,689 --> 00:11:21,137 GOOD-BYE! 281 00:11:21,206 --> 00:11:22,896 THEY SEEMED REALLY NICE. 282 00:11:22,965 --> 00:11:25,620 HEY, WHERE'S SQUIDWARD? 283 00:11:25,689 --> 00:11:27,448 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 284 00:11:27,517 --> 00:11:29,448 RIDE TO LIVE 285 00:11:29,517 --> 00:11:32,034 AND LIVE TO RIDE! 286 00:11:47,275 --> 00:11:48,896 [KEYS CLATTER] 287 00:11:48,965 --> 00:11:51,241 [GASPS] NO--IMPOSSIBLE! 288 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:53,482 I MUST HAVE COUNTED ME MONEY A DOZEN TIMES 289 00:11:53,551 --> 00:11:55,034 AND IT STILL COMES UP SHORT. 290 00:11:55,103 --> 00:11:56,068 [SIGHS] 291 00:11:56,137 --> 00:11:59,000 PROFITS...ARE...DOWN. 292 00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:03,241 OH, I FEEL SORRY FOR MESELF. 293 00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:04,620 WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK WITH THAT ORDER? 294 00:12:04,689 --> 00:12:06,137 OH, NO THANKS. 295 00:12:06,206 --> 00:12:07,413 I GOT ME ONE OF THOSE NEW KELPSHAKES 296 00:12:07,482 --> 00:12:08,620 BEFORE I CAME IN HERE. 297 00:12:08,689 --> 00:12:10,793 THAT COMES OUT TO $2.00 EVEN. 298 00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:13,137 WOW! WHAT A STEAL! 299 00:12:13,206 --> 00:12:15,103 WHAT THE-- WHY DIDN'T THAT GUY ORDER 300 00:12:15,172 --> 00:12:16,965 A DELICIOUSLY OVERPRICED FOUNTAIN BEVERAGE 301 00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:18,689 WITH HIS KRABBY PATTY? 302 00:12:18,758 --> 00:12:22,275 MR. KRABS, WE HAVEN'T SOLD A SINGLE SODA IN DAYS. 303 00:12:22,344 --> 00:12:23,758 WHAT? WHY NOT? 304 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:26,206 [SLURPING] 305 00:12:28,413 --> 00:12:30,137 ALL RIGHT, BOY, IT'S DONE. 306 00:12:30,206 --> 00:12:31,482 YOU'RE GOING TO SUCK THE WHOLE CUP DOWN YOUR GULLET 307 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:32,758 IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL. 308 00:12:32,827 --> 00:12:34,758 AHH. SORRY, MR. KRABS. 309 00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:37,862 IT'S JUST THAT THESE KELPSHAKES TASTE SO GOOD! 310 00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,517 KELPSHAKE?LOOK AROUND YOU! 311 00:12:39,586 --> 00:12:42,551 EVERYONE'S ENJOYING A DELICIOUS KELPSHAKE. 312 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:44,137 [SLURPING] 313 00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:46,137 MM-MMM! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, MR. KRABS. 314 00:12:46,206 --> 00:12:48,137 I'M GOING TO GET A REFILL. REFILL? 315 00:12:48,206 --> 00:12:50,172 THAT'S IT! LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY! 316 00:12:50,241 --> 00:12:53,862 NEW RULE-- NO OUTSIDE DRINKS. NO EXCEPTIONS. 317 00:12:53,931 --> 00:12:56,172 [ALL SLURPING] 318 00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:57,655 THAT'S TELLING 'EM. 319 00:12:57,724 --> 00:12:58,965 [GROWLS] 320 00:12:59,034 --> 00:13:01,000 I BETTER GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. 321 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,344 [SLURPING] 322 00:13:05,724 --> 00:13:08,000 AAH! A NEW STORE... 323 00:13:08,068 --> 00:13:09,344 ON MY BLOCK... 324 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,448 TAKING MY CUSTOMERS! 325 00:13:11,517 --> 00:13:14,931 [SCREAMS] OH, ME OWN FLESH AND BLOOD! 326 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,482 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR PAPA? 327 00:13:17,551 --> 00:13:20,137 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, DAD? 328 00:13:20,206 --> 00:13:22,137 I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS! 329 00:13:22,206 --> 00:13:25,241 ONCE YOU TASTE THE SECRET GOODNESS OF A KELPSHAKE-- 330 00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:27,827 [SLURPS] YOU CAN'T HAVE JUST ONE. 331 00:13:27,896 --> 00:13:29,310 [GROWLS] GIVE ME THAT. 332 00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:31,103 [GRUNTS] BUY YOUR OWN! 333 00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:33,758 WHY, I WOULDN'T GIVE THEM A CENT! 334 00:13:33,827 --> 00:13:35,896 I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. 335 00:13:35,965 --> 00:13:38,241 THEN YOU DO UNDERSTAND ME! 336 00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:39,206 DAD! [WEEPING] 337 00:13:39,275 --> 00:13:40,758 YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME! 338 00:13:40,827 --> 00:13:43,517 OH! GET AWAY! 339 00:13:43,586 --> 00:13:45,551 OH, NO! 340 00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:48,517 CONFOUND YOU, NEW KELPSHAKE STORE. 341 00:13:48,586 --> 00:13:50,517 WHAT'S YOUR SECRET? 342 00:13:50,586 --> 00:13:53,413 [GASPS] OF COURSE! PLANKTON. 343 00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:55,275 I BET HE'S BEHIND THIS. 344 00:13:55,344 --> 00:13:58,137 AHA! I KNEW YOU WERE BEHIND THIS. 345 00:13:58,206 --> 00:14:00,896 PARDON ME. I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG. 346 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,103 THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS? 347 00:14:03,172 --> 00:14:05,689 HOLY MOLY! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 348 00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:07,275 DON'T TRY THAT WITH ME, PLANKTON. 349 00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:09,586 THIS NEW STORE IS RUINING ME BUSINESS. 350 00:14:09,655 --> 00:14:12,310 REALLY? WAIT A MINUTE! 351 00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:15,931 THAT'S MY JOB! [GROWLS] 352 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,827 BLAST IT! IT'S BAD ENOUGH 353 00:14:17,896 --> 00:14:19,551 I HAVE TO COMPETE WITH THIS JOKER. 354 00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:21,862 NOW, THERE'S THIS? [GROANS] 355 00:14:21,931 --> 00:14:23,655 KELPSHAKES. 356 00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:26,965 WOW. I GUESS YOU'RE REALLY NOT BEHIND THIS AFTER ALL. 357 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,448 PLANKTON! THEY HAVE... A SECRET FORMULA! 358 00:14:30,517 --> 00:14:33,310 NO. NOT ANOTHER SECRET! 359 00:14:33,379 --> 00:14:36,379 AND IF THERE'S A SECRET, I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT! 360 00:14:36,448 --> 00:14:38,310 [RUMBLING] 361 00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:39,413 [GASPS 362 00:14:40,724 --> 00:14:42,379 [GASPS] 363 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:44,793 [CREAKS]THEY'RE MULTIPLYING! 364 00:14:44,862 --> 00:14:47,379 WHY, THEY'RE ON EVERY CORNER! 365 00:14:47,448 --> 00:14:49,000 Mr. Krabs: BLOCK AFTER BLOCK! 366 00:14:49,068 --> 00:14:50,793 THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! 367 00:14:50,862 --> 00:14:52,344 [WHISTLES AND BOOMS] 368 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,344 Mr. Krabs: WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. 369 00:14:55,655 --> 00:14:56,931 YOU SURE THIS IS GOING TO WORK? 370 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,379 Plankton: JUST STICK TO THE PLAN. 371 00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:01,448 [WHISTLING] 372 00:15:02,655 --> 00:15:04,206 OH, LET'S SEE. LET'S SEE. 373 00:15:04,275 --> 00:15:06,103 AHH, THERE YOU ARE. 374 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,724 PLANKTON, I THINK I FOUND THE KITCHEN. 375 00:15:07,793 --> 00:15:09,551 LET'S DO THIS THING. 376 00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:11,068 HERE GOES. 377 00:15:11,137 --> 00:15:13,034 AH-CHOO! 378 00:15:13,103 --> 00:15:14,862 [STAMMERS] HEY, SORRY. 379 00:15:14,931 --> 00:15:16,241 I GOT A LITTLE BIT OF-- 380 00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:17,724 [GASPING] 381 00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,827 [SNEEZING] 382 00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:26,000 [LAUGHING] 383 00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:30,310 [SQUEAKS] EWW. 384 00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:32,482 [SQUIRTS] AAH! 385 00:15:32,551 --> 00:15:35,379 MY EYE! MY EYE! MY EYE! 386 00:15:35,448 --> 00:15:36,724 [MR. KRABS PANTING] 387 00:15:36,793 --> 00:15:38,206 I THINK WE LOST HIM. 388 00:15:38,275 --> 00:15:40,896 WELL, YOU GOT ANY MORE BRIGHT IDEAS? 389 00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:42,655 OF COURSE I DO. 390 00:15:45,931 --> 00:15:47,448 ALL SET, PLANKTON? 391 00:15:47,517 --> 00:15:49,206 YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. 392 00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:52,206 THIS HIGH-POWERED MECHANICAL BIO-ARM I INVENTED 393 00:15:52,275 --> 00:15:55,620 SHOULD PRY THOSE RESTAURANT DOORS OPEN NICE AND EASY. 394 00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:56,620 [BEEPS] 395 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,448 [WHIRRING] 396 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,551 [BUZZES AND CRACKLES] 397 00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:03,379 WHAT THE BARNACLES? 398 00:16:03,448 --> 00:16:05,931 COME ON, YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE! 399 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,586 [WHIRS] OH, NO! 400 00:16:07,655 --> 00:16:11,448 YIPE! OUCH! UNCLE, UNCLE! 401 00:16:11,517 --> 00:16:13,137 IF YOU WANT ANYTHING DONE RIGHT, 402 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,551 YOU GOT TO DO IT YOURSELF. 403 00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:16,034 [CLANGS] 404 00:16:16,103 --> 00:16:18,034 [GRUNTS][CRACKS] 405 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,793 OH! ME BACK! OH![CLATTERS] 406 00:16:20,862 --> 00:16:23,517 KRABS! PIPE DOWN! 407 00:16:23,586 --> 00:16:26,586 YOU'RE GOING TO SOIL OUR PLANS IF YOU WAKE THE WATCHDOG. 408 00:16:26,655 --> 00:16:29,241 [SNORING] 409 00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:30,275 Mr. Krabs: NEVER MIND THAT. 410 00:16:30,344 --> 00:16:31,586 WHAT ABOUT SPONGEBOB? 411 00:16:31,655 --> 00:16:33,586 HI, MR. KRABS. HI-- 412 00:16:33,655 --> 00:16:35,172 PLANKTON? 413 00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:37,620 UH, MR. KRABS, I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED. 414 00:16:37,689 --> 00:16:39,310 DON'T YOU AND PLANKTON HATE EACH OTHER? 415 00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:40,586 OF COURSE WE DO. THEN... 416 00:16:40,655 --> 00:16:42,034 WHY IS HE IN YOUR FIST? 417 00:16:43,551 --> 00:16:46,758 UH, WE'VE...GONE INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER. 418 00:16:46,827 --> 00:16:49,965 UH, YOU SEE, SPONGEBOB, WE WERE HIRED TO, UH, 419 00:16:50,034 --> 00:16:51,586 FIX THIS DOOR. 420 00:16:51,655 --> 00:16:55,793 AND NOW, WE HAVE TO FIX THE ROOF. 421 00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:57,000 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 422 00:16:57,068 --> 00:16:58,172 WE GOT TO FIX THE ROOF. 423 00:16:58,241 --> 00:16:59,758 IT'S--IT'S-- IT'S LEAKING. 424 00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:01,931 [CRICKETS CHIRP] 425 00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:06,448 WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 426 00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:08,000 SEE YA! 427 00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:12,000 [JACKHAMMERING] 428 00:17:13,172 --> 00:17:14,586 KEEP HER GOING, KRABS. 429 00:17:14,655 --> 00:17:16,862 AT THIS RATE, WE'LL HAVE THE KELPSHAKES RECIPE 430 00:17:16,931 --> 00:17:18,068 FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY-- 431 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,482 [HINGE SQUEAKS] 432 00:17:19,551 --> 00:17:21,241 [ALARM BLARES] 433 00:17:21,310 --> 00:17:23,517 YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS UNTIL SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION. 434 00:17:23,586 --> 00:17:24,793 [WHIRS] 435 00:17:24,862 --> 00:17:26,206 LET'S BEAT IT! 436 00:17:26,275 --> 00:17:27,517 NO KIDDING. 437 00:17:27,586 --> 00:17:29,310 WAIT! YOU FORGOT-- 438 00:17:29,379 --> 00:17:31,482 [GRUNTS][SIZZLES] 439 00:17:32,931 --> 00:17:34,965 [SLURPING] 440 00:17:36,103 --> 00:17:38,482 [LAUGHS] 441 00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:40,896 [SCREAMS AND GROANS] 442 00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:53,724 [PLANKTON SCREAMS][SLURPS] 443 00:17:53,793 --> 00:17:55,827 [SCREAMING] 444 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,379 [GRUNTING] 445 00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:04,482 [INHALES] 446 00:18:07,413 --> 00:18:09,103 [FOOTSTEPS] 447 00:18:12,103 --> 00:18:13,793 [SCREAMS] 448 00:18:13,862 --> 00:18:16,689 I'M THROWING IN THE TOWEL, KRABS. 449 00:18:16,758 --> 00:18:19,931 ALL THESE CONVOLUTED PLANS ARE GETTING US NOWHERE. 450 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,344 AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, 451 00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:23,758 I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S TAKING THE HEAT. 452 00:18:23,827 --> 00:18:25,620 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 453 00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:28,206 I DON'T SEE YOU ON THE FRONT LINES. 454 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,551 SURE, LET ME DO ALL THE WORK 455 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:34,379 WHILE YOU JUST SIT BACK LIKE THE FAT GORILLA YOU ARE. 456 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,310 WHO ARE YOU CALLING A GORILLA, 457 00:18:36,379 --> 00:18:38,965 YOU ONE-CELLED, ONE-EYED BOTTOM-FEEDER? 458 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,103 SpongeBob: MR. KRABS, 459 00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:41,482 IF YOU WANT A KELPSHAKE, 460 00:18:41,551 --> 00:18:42,965 WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUY ONE? 461 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:43,965 [SLURPS] 462 00:18:44,034 --> 00:18:45,310 BUY ONE? 463 00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:46,862 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 464 00:18:48,206 --> 00:18:50,586 I'LL HAVE ONE KELPSHAKE, PLEASE. 465 00:18:50,655 --> 00:18:52,689 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, PLANKTON. 466 00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:54,862 IT'S EASY. JUST SMILE 467 00:18:54,931 --> 00:18:56,551 AND HAND THE CASHIER THE MONEY. 468 00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:57,586 Cashier: CAN I HELP YOU? 469 00:18:57,655 --> 00:18:59,310 GOOD LUCK! 470 00:18:59,379 --> 00:19:03,551 HI, THERE. UH, COULD I GET ONE KELPSHAKE? 471 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,000 SURE. THAT WILL BE $1.00. 472 00:19:05,068 --> 00:19:07,103 UH, OK. 473 00:19:07,172 --> 00:19:08,965 [CREAKS] 474 00:19:09,034 --> 00:19:10,103 THANK YOU. 475 00:19:10,172 --> 00:19:12,068 [STRAINS] 476 00:19:12,137 --> 00:19:13,517 UHH--SIR? 477 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,793 PLEASE LET GO OF THE BILL. 478 00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:19,034 RELEASE YOUR GRIP, MAN. DO IT! 479 00:19:19,103 --> 00:19:20,586 [KRABS GROANS] 480 00:19:20,655 --> 00:19:22,758 [DINGS] 481 00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:23,931 ENJOY. 482 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,379 THANKS! 483 00:19:25,448 --> 00:19:27,241 [LAUGHS] 484 00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:28,517 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DID IT! 485 00:19:28,586 --> 00:19:30,103 OH, BELIEVE IT, KRABS. 486 00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:31,965 NOW, LET'S GET TO THE LAB 487 00:19:32,034 --> 00:19:34,103 AND FIND OUT WHAT THIS STUFF IS MADE OF. 488 00:19:35,931 --> 00:19:37,965 [MACHINE HUMS] 489 00:19:39,586 --> 00:19:41,103 [BEEPS] 490 00:19:41,172 --> 00:19:43,413 WHAT'S THE SECRET INGREDIENT, KAREN? 491 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:47,172 WELL, IT APPEARS THAT THE MAIN INGREDIENT IS 492 00:19:47,241 --> 00:19:48,655 KELP JUICE. 493 00:19:48,724 --> 00:19:50,793 Both: JUST KELP JUICE? 494 00:19:50,862 --> 00:19:52,586 AND TO THINK, THIS WHOLE TIME, 495 00:19:52,655 --> 00:19:54,482 I COULD HAVE BEEN SELLING THESE MESELF! 496 00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:56,931 YOU? WHAT ABOUT ME? 497 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,241 IF ANYONE, I DESERVE TO MAKE A BUCK SELLING THIS STUFF. 498 00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:01,724 NO WAY, PIPSQUEAK.[GLASS SHATTERS] 499 00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:03,241 THIS GOLD MINE IS MINE. 500 00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:04,965 NOT IF I CAN HELP IT. 501 00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:06,758 [YELLS] 502 00:20:06,827 --> 00:20:07,931 OW. 503 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,379 [CHUCKLES] 504 00:20:09,448 --> 00:20:10,965 NICE TRY. [SLURPS] 505 00:20:11,034 --> 00:20:13,172 Karen: I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE YOU. 506 00:20:13,241 --> 00:20:14,965 THERE'S ANOTHER INGREDIENT. 507 00:20:15,034 --> 00:20:17,068 HEY, I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THIS THING. 508 00:20:17,137 --> 00:20:18,310 OF COURSE I'M GOING TO DRINK IT. 509 00:20:18,379 --> 00:20:19,827 [SLURPS] 510 00:20:19,896 --> 00:20:21,310 [SPITS] 511 00:20:21,379 --> 00:20:24,137 WHAT THE--I DON'T GET WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS. 512 00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:26,379 THIS TASTES LIKE A WET GYM SOCK. 513 00:20:26,448 --> 00:20:28,586 REALLY? LET ME TRY THAT. 514 00:20:28,655 --> 00:20:30,103 [SLURPS] 515 00:20:30,172 --> 00:20:31,862 [SMACKS] 516 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,379 ACTUALLY, THERE IS A BIT OF A PUNGENT AFTERTASTE. 517 00:20:34,448 --> 00:20:36,241 HMM. [SLURPS] 518 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:37,172 [SMACKS] 519 00:20:37,241 --> 00:20:38,793 HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT. 520 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,241 THIS AIN'T HALF BAD. [SLURPS] 521 00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:42,586 [CHUCKLES] 522 00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:43,896 THIS IS AMAZING. 523 00:20:43,965 --> 00:20:45,655 WELL, DON'T BE SELFISH. 524 00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:47,482 [SLURPS] 525 00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:49,310 [LAUGHS] 526 00:20:49,379 --> 00:20:51,034 OH, YEAH. 527 00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:52,310 OH, NO. 528 00:20:52,379 --> 00:20:54,758 [SLURPS] 529 00:20:54,827 --> 00:20:56,724 [SUCKS] 530 00:20:56,793 --> 00:20:59,275 KRABS, WE'RE ALL OUT OF JUICE! 531 00:20:59,344 --> 00:21:00,965 THEN WE GOT TO GET MORE! 532 00:21:01,034 --> 00:21:03,379 YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE! 533 00:21:03,448 --> 00:21:04,827 AH, PHOOEY. 534 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:07,034 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 535 00:21:07,103 --> 00:21:10,413 ♪ KELPSHAKE, KELPSHAKE, OH, HOW I LOVE A KELPSHAKE ♪ 536 00:21:10,482 --> 00:21:13,206 [SPONGEBOB CRYING] 537 00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:16,034 WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME? 538 00:21:16,103 --> 00:21:17,724 [BOTH GASP] 539 00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:22,517 THEY'VE SHUT DOWN THE KELPSHAKES RESTAURANTS! 540 00:21:22,586 --> 00:21:25,000 [SCREAMING] 541 00:21:25,068 --> 00:21:26,310 Both: HUH? 542 00:21:26,379 --> 00:21:28,344 [MACHINES RATTLING] 543 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,655 IT WILL TAKE DECADES 544 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:33,482 TO CLEAN THIS HAZARDOUS MATERIAL UP. 545 00:21:33,551 --> 00:21:36,586 I SURE FEEL SORRY FOR WHOEVER DRANK THIS. 546 00:21:36,655 --> 00:21:38,482 [SCREAMS] 547 00:21:38,551 --> 00:21:39,965 [GROANS] 548 00:21:42,827 --> 00:21:44,344 [CHUCKLES] 549 00:21:44,413 --> 00:21:46,413 [SCREAMS] 550 00:21:46,482 --> 00:21:48,103 LOOK AT US! 551 00:21:48,172 --> 00:21:49,758 NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 552 00:21:49,827 --> 00:21:52,344 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU...[WHIRS] 553 00:21:52,413 --> 00:21:54,689 BUT I'M GOING BACK TO WHAT I DO BEST-- 554 00:21:54,758 --> 00:21:57,000 STEALING YOUR RECIPE! 555 00:21:57,068 --> 00:21:58,827 [WHIRRING][LAUGHS] 556 00:21:58,896 --> 00:22:00,793 HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! PLANKTON! 557 00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:06,517 [CHUCKLES] COME TO PAPA! 558 00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,206 [BANGS]HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 559 00:22:08,275 --> 00:22:10,344 YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE... 560 00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:12,448 WITHOUT A 10-SECOND HEAD START! 561 00:22:12,517 --> 00:22:14,689 IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME. 562 00:22:14,758 --> 00:22:16,034 YOU SAID IT. 563 00:22:16,103 --> 00:22:17,689 [CHUCKLES] 564 00:22:17,758 --> 00:22:19,862 [LAUGHING] 565 00:22:19,931 --> 00:22:21,103 [BOTH LAUGH] 566 00:22:21,172 --> 00:22:23,241 I LOVE BEING HATED. 567 00:22:23,310 --> 00:22:25,413 HEY, GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE BOOGER! 568 00:22:25,482 --> 00:22:26,931 [LAUGHS] 569 00:22:30,310 --> 00:22:32,827 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 36606

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