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Are you ready, kids?
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KIDS:
Aye, aye, Captain.
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I can't hear you.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ Ooh!
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ Ready?
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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[hearty laughter]
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[flute playing]
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Today we study
the gentle rhythm of the sea.
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[music blasting]
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Gentle rhythm!
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Oh, never mind.
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[meows ]
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Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
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[making funny noises]
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Ocean wave.
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Tropical waves.
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Whirlpool!
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Reverse whirlpool!
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[playing clarinet]
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Grr!
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SpongeBob, turn that noise off!
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This will get his attention.
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[blows loud single note]
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[SpongeBob screaming]
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Oh!
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Oh...
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Sponge... [note plays]
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[choking]
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Oh, Squidward, you swallowed
your clarinet again.
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I'll get it.
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No! No! Don't...
[notes playing]
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touch...
[note plays] me!
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I'll get a better look.
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Mm. It's too dark.
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This calls for extreme measures.
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Got it!
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Hey, the pointy bit
on the end is missing.
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It's called
a reed... eee!
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What's a reed... eee?
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Great. [high note]
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My reed... [note]
is still... [note]
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stuck in my...
[note] throat. [note]
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And it's all your fault!
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There's only one thing to do.
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We got to see Sandy.[
various notes playing]
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Hmm. Just
as I thought.
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You've got that pointy bit
from the end of your clarinet
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stuck in your throat.
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That was clumsy of you.
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I didn't.
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It was SpongeBob
that... [note]
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Well, there's nothing
to do for it but surgery.
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Ooh...
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Now is my chance to try out
my new invention...
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The solution to your problem.
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A submarine?
[note plays]
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That's right, Squidward.
Let me show you.
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This whole lab is called
the Chamber of Shrinkage.
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I'll shrink the sub and myself
down to microscopic size...
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...then navigate
through your brain,
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down into your throat,
and extract the reed
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from inside. Simple!
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Why don't you just
shrink the reed?
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[laughing]:
Oh, Squidward,
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always wanting to
do it the hard way.
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We're all set, Squidward.
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Are you ready for the sedative?
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Are you sure this is safe?
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Completely!
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As long as someone
competent is behind the wheel.
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Hey, what's that?
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Hi-yah!
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[birds chirping]
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Sweet dreams, pardner.
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Oops! I forgot
to pack food for the trip.
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I've got to get some
supplies from my treedome,
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and I need you to
guard the submarine
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while I'm gone.
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Do you think you can
handle it, SpongeBob?
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Can do, Sandy.
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Hut-hut-hut, hut-hut-hut!
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Hut-hut-hut, hut-hut-hut!
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Hi, SpongeBob.
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Hello, citizen.
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What are you doing?
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Guarding Sandy's submarine.
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Wow! I've never been
in a submarine.
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Let's look inside.
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Can't. I'm guarding it.
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Oh, man! Could you guard it
from the inside?
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You're right.
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Patrick, you're a genius.
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Ooh!
Ooh!
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SpongeBob and Patrick
reporting for guard duty.
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[both laughing]
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[laughing][imitates engine]
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[imitates brakes screeching]
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[imitates engine]
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Hmm.
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"Shrink."
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I do have a lot of issues.
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[alarm blaring]
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Pretty.
Pretty.
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I'm back, SpongeBob. Uh-oh.
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[laughs]:
You're so tiny.
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[screams]:
A giant SpongeBob!
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Patrick! SpongeBob!
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[screams]
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Sandy's grown to gigantic size!
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I don't think Sandy
grew, Patrick.
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I think weshrunk.
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That's silly.
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Don't you think it's more likely
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that the entire world grew?
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Hi, Squidward.
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Well, the submarine
is safely inside you.
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Wonderful. Wait!
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If you're out here,
then who's in here?
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Well, why don't you
take a look for yourself?
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[Squidward yells]
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SpongeBob and Patrick
are piloting
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a miniature submarine
inside my head.
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SpongeBob and Patrick...
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SpongeBob and...
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[nervous giggling]
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[screams]
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[breathing heavily]
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[screams]
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You better calm down, Squidward.
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With them little
critters inside you,
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I wouldn't be moving
around too much.
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You can knock them
into something important.
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Where are we, Patrick?
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I don't know,
but it's a real dump.
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SANDY:
SpongeBob, Patrick,
can you hear me?
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It's Sandy.
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She's in there?
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I'll save you, Sandy!
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Stop it, you itty-bitty idiot!
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[engine sputters and dies]
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Sandy, where are you?
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Where are we?
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You're trespassing, SpongeBob...
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In my lab, my submarine...
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And you're trespassing
inside of Squidward.
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I thought this place
was in bad shape.
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SQUIDWARD:
I heard that!
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SANDY:
Let's get you out of there,
SpongeBob.
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All you need to do
is locate the autopilot.
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It'll safely take you
through your mission,
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and then out
the extraction point.
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Um...
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We broke it.
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Stop it!
What are you trying to do?
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Kill him?
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This is approximately
17 times harder to drive
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than a boatmobile,
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which you're never
successfully done.
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So just take it nice and easy.
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No problemo.
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Nice and... easy!
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[both screaming]
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[Patrick screams]
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So, how's it going?
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[tires screeching,
metal crashing]
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[hissing]
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[screaming]
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[sputtering]
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I can't control my eyeballs!
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Don't worry.
It's temporary.
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Now, just sign this.
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Okay. Now,
what is this?
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Oh, just your autograph,
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uh, for when you're,
uh... famous.
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Oh, of course.
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I've got headshots, you know.
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[yells]
What the...?
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Squidward!
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What's happening?
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Give me that!
Give it back!
No, give it.
Give it back.
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[both yelling]
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They're hitting your
central nervous system!
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[bell dinging]
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Oh. You think?
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You're not in control
of your actions.
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Hey!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm not in control
of my actions.
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[screaming]
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They've gone off course!
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[yelling]
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Oh, my gosh!
You're out of control!
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[screaming]
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SPONGEBOB:
Ew! Where are we?
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[rumbling]
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SPONGEBOB:
Mayday! Mayday![Patrick screaming]
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We're sinking! And Patrick
won't stop screaming!
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Those stomach acid levels
are way too high!
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The reserve tanks
are almost empty.
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[Patrick grunts]
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Patrick!
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Finished.
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SANDY:
SpongeBob, you got
to get out of there!
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It's a straight shot
up the stomach to the esophagus
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where the reed is.
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[note plays]
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You can complete your mission
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if we could just access
an alternative fuel.
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Like natural gas.
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Natural gas?
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Like this.
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[burps]
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[rumbling]
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Stop burping inside me!
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That's disgusting!
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Wait a minute, Squidward.
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They might be on to something.
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What?
If you could make
a big enough burp...
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We could filter the C02
through our ballast tanks,
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refire the engines,
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and ride the shock wave
out of here!
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Wow.
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He's right. What?
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We're going through
with your plan, Patrick.
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Yay!
What plan?
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Now burp, Squidward.
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Lives are on the line.
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[hissing]
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I never thought it
would end this way.
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[loud burp]
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It's working.
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Whee!
Whee!
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SANDY:
They're heading
for the esophagus.
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Phew! What have you been eating?
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Morons.
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SpongeBob to Sandy.
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We're reached
the foreign obstruction.
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Okay. You're going to have to go
out and dislodge it somehow.
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I'm already on it.
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This stupid hammer
won't break anything.
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SpongeBob, do what
you were born to do! Dance!
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You're right, Patrick.
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Whirlpool spin!
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[choking]
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SANDY:
Good work, guys.
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Mission accomplished.
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Now all you have to do is...
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Get out of my body!
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Go!
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00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:05,896
Grow?
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[all screaming][alarm blaring]
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KRABS:
Almost ready to open.
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There!
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Good morning,
Mr. Krabs.
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00:11:17,862 --> 00:11:18,862
Hello, Squidward.
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Neptune's trousers!
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00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:21,724
What's gotten into you?
270
00:11:23,068 --> 00:11:24,668
SPONGEBOB:
Reporting for duty, Mr. Krabs.
271
00:11:24,965 --> 00:11:25,965
[toilet flushing]
272
00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:29,362
PATRICK:
Squidward, the toilet's
backed up again.
273
00:11:44,344 --> 00:11:45,344
[laughing]
274
00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:49,034
Hey!
275
00:11:52,137 --> 00:11:53,137
Hey, you there! Who me?
276
00:11:53,275 --> 00:11:54,275
Yes, you.
277
00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:55,310
Get outta town!
278
00:11:56,965 --> 00:11:57,965
[crying]
279
00:11:58,206 --> 00:11:59,206
[screaming]
280
00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:04,689
Get outta town!
281
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:06,517
And take a vacation
282
00:12:07,172 --> 00:12:08,572
to beautiful
Sunny Seashores Resort.
283
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,206
Here you go, sir.
284
00:12:13,965 --> 00:12:14,965
[screaming]
285
00:12:16,034 --> 00:12:17,034
I got to get out of town!
286
00:12:18,379 --> 00:12:19,379
Oh, thanks, SpongeBob.
287
00:12:20,137 --> 00:12:21,137
Sure, Patrick...
288
00:12:21,862 --> 00:12:23,143
[screaming]:
I got to get going!
289
00:12:23,413 --> 00:12:24,413
He told me to. Who did?
290
00:12:25,586 --> 00:12:26,586
Uh... well...
291
00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:28,827
Uh... hmm...
292
00:12:30,862 --> 00:12:32,303
I'm not sure,
but he had a briefcase.
293
00:12:33,551 --> 00:12:34,711
[screaming]:
Oh, a briefcase!
294
00:12:35,551 --> 00:12:36,671
He might be a paid assassin.
295
00:12:38,379 --> 00:12:39,379
[both screaming]
296
00:12:41,034 --> 00:12:42,754
But, Patrick, you can't
go... not like this.
297
00:12:45,689 --> 00:12:47,809
Who will go with me to the next
Jellyfisherman's Expo?
298
00:12:52,137 --> 00:12:53,817
It will have to be one
of your other chums.
299
00:12:54,689 --> 00:12:55,689
'Cause my mind is set.
300
00:12:57,413 --> 00:12:58,413
[both sobbing]
301
00:12:59,206 --> 00:13:00,246
Unset it, please unset it.
302
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:02,413
[loud sobbing]
303
00:13:07,896 --> 00:13:09,856
I guess I'll pack up my stuff
and get ready to go.
304
00:13:12,965 --> 00:13:13,965
My... clothes.
305
00:13:15,689 --> 00:13:17,009
Um, Patrick,
those are my clothes.
306
00:13:17,724 --> 00:13:18,724
My peanut butter.
307
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:20,965
That's my peanut butter.
308
00:13:21,517 --> 00:13:22,517
And my pickles.
309
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,641
I can't believe
you're leaving, Patrick...
310
00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:28,172
with all my pickles!
311
00:13:29,413 --> 00:13:30,413
It's the end of me...
312
00:13:31,758 --> 00:13:32,758
being here.
313
00:13:33,586 --> 00:13:34,586
Wait!
314
00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:36,206
Stop.
315
00:13:36,724 --> 00:13:37,724
What about all our plans?
316
00:13:38,172 --> 00:13:39,252
"8:00 a.m.,
wake up Patrick.
317
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,222
"9:00 a.m.,
eat Kelpo with Patrick.
318
00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:43,411
"10:00 a.m.,
brush teeth with Patrick.
319
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:44,815
1:00 p.m., stare at Patrick."
320
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:47,084
Who's going to do
all that with me?
321
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,841
I'm sorry, there's no
stopping the unstoppable.
322
00:13:51,655 --> 00:13:53,295
Patrick Star will live no more,
forever...
323
00:13:55,137 --> 00:13:56,137
in Bikini Bottom.
324
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,441
But what if you
weren't Patrick Star?
325
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,121
Oh, no!
I'm not Patrick Star?
326
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:06,190
You are Patrick Star,
but you won't be for long.
327
00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:08,103
Huh?
328
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000
There you go, Patrick.
329
00:14:10,862 --> 00:14:12,342
No one will
know it's you.
[screaming]
330
00:14:16,241 --> 00:14:17,321
[gasps]:
Patrick, you okay?
331
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:18,724
Hey, guys.
332
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000
Yo, Patrick, cool shades.
333
00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:26,060
Well, Pat,
that disguise didn't work.
334
00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:28,457
We're going to have
to try harder.
335
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,954
Yeah, well, thanks,
old SpongeBob, for your help.
336
00:14:33,448 --> 00:14:34,448
It was a noble effort,
337
00:14:34,724 --> 00:14:35,724
but alas, all in vain.
338
00:14:37,931 --> 00:14:38,931
It's no use.
I must leave.
339
00:14:39,689 --> 00:14:40,689
Oh...
340
00:14:41,896 --> 00:14:42,896
Good-bye, rock.
341
00:14:43,103 --> 00:14:44,103
Good-bye, coral... Ow!
342
00:14:45,172 --> 00:14:46,172
Good-bye, seaweed.
343
00:14:48,413 --> 00:14:50,373
Too bad we couldn't come up
with a better costume.
344
00:14:51,344 --> 00:14:52,344
Hmm...
345
00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:54,068
Good-bye, sky.
346
00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:56,793
That's it!
347
00:14:57,586 --> 00:14:59,286
With that seaweed
on your head, you could be...
348
00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:00,310
I know! I know!
349
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,428
I could be
Mr. Seaweed Monster Man.
350
00:15:03,551 --> 00:15:05,431
And live happily
forever after in Bikini Bottom.
351
00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:08,971
Patrick, there already
is a Mr. Seaweed Monster Man.
352
00:15:09,586 --> 00:15:10,586
Hey.
353
00:15:11,965 --> 00:15:12,965
Darn.
354
00:15:13,931 --> 00:15:14,931
It's okay, Patrick.
355
00:15:15,655 --> 00:15:16,695
So you can't be a monster.
356
00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:18,590
But that vegetation on your head
357
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,361
give me an idea
of what you can be.
358
00:15:21,413 --> 00:15:22,413
You're all set.
359
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:23,655
Come on out, Patrick.
360
00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:32,275
Hi, SpongeBob.
361
00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:33,862
And hello, lady!
362
00:15:35,758 --> 00:15:37,038
The disguise is
working, Patrick.
363
00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:38,586
I mean... Patricia.
364
00:15:39,517 --> 00:15:40,517
[both giggling]
365
00:15:42,827 --> 00:15:43,827
SpongeBob,
366
00:15:45,034 --> 00:15:46,554
you never told me
you had a girlfriend.
367
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,081
Oh, I'm not his girlfriend.
368
00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:50,413
I'm Pat.
...tricia.
369
00:15:51,206 --> 00:15:52,206
Patricia, Patricia.
370
00:15:52,448 --> 00:15:53,448
[nervous laugh]
371
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,281
Bro, your girlfriend
is not ugly.
372
00:15:57,275 --> 00:15:58,875
Actually, Larry,
she's not my girlfriend.
373
00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:00,551
She's just a...
374
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,793
It's cool, buddy.
375
00:16:02,655 --> 00:16:04,320
You don't have to explain
your girlfriend to me.
376
00:16:04,344 --> 00:16:05,464
But she's not my girlfriend.
377
00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:08,275
I don't know why you're
standing here talking to me
378
00:16:08,724 --> 00:16:10,484
when you could be talking
to your girlfriend.
379
00:16:11,172 --> 00:16:12,172
Come on, Patricia.
380
00:16:12,241 --> 00:16:13,241
Bye.
381
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,721
Congratulations on
the new girlfriend, dude.
382
00:16:16,655 --> 00:16:18,695
SpongeBob, this is not
the time for a Sunday stroll.
383
00:16:19,862 --> 00:16:20,862
It's time for work.
384
00:16:21,655 --> 00:16:23,375
But, Mr. Krabs,
the Krusty Krab doesn't open
385
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,482
for another two hours.
386
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:26,551
There'll be no such thing
387
00:16:27,068 --> 00:16:28,228
as opening too early, me boy.
388
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:28,965
Excuse us, Miss.
389
00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:30,862
Huh?
390
00:16:36,482 --> 00:16:37,642
SpongeBob, who's your friend?
391
00:16:39,275 --> 00:16:40,355
Mr. Krabs,
this is Patricia.
392
00:16:42,137 --> 00:16:43,137
Patricia.
393
00:16:44,068 --> 00:16:45,628
The most beautiful sound
I've ever seen.
394
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,360
SpongeBob, do we need any more
help down at The Krusty Krab?
395
00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:52,260
No.We do? Great.
She can start right away.
396
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:56,931
[door opening]
397
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000
Huh...
398
00:17:01,413 --> 00:17:02,893
And who are you,
my Rubenesque beauty?
399
00:17:05,344 --> 00:17:06,344
That's Patricia...
400
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,108
Our newest Krusty Krab employee.
401
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:10,908
Well, she sure is stunning.
402
00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:15,551
Just keep your eyes
403
00:17:16,137 --> 00:17:17,378
on the customers,
Mr. Squidward.
404
00:17:22,206 --> 00:17:23,206
Hi, Patricia.
405
00:17:23,655 --> 00:17:24,655
I drew this for you.
406
00:17:25,758 --> 00:17:27,559
The likeness is uncanny
if I do say so myself.
407
00:17:29,206 --> 00:17:30,206
[distant screaming]
408
00:17:30,965 --> 00:17:31,965
Uh, thank you, Squidward.
409
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,586
[door opening]
410
00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:35,965
Order up, Miss Patricia.
411
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:38,620
Excuse me, Squidward.
412
00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:41,103
[belches]
413
00:17:42,068 --> 00:17:43,309
This order goes to table seven.
414
00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:45,005
And remember your manners.
415
00:17:46,379 --> 00:17:47,379
Four... nee... foo-nee...
416
00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:53,309
KRABS:
That's a seven, Patricia.
417
00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:56,077
Mr. Krabs, you ordered
two Krusty Meals?
418
00:17:58,344 --> 00:17:59,584
[gasps]:
Did I order two meals?
419
00:18:00,551 --> 00:18:01,551
Oh, silly me.
420
00:18:02,724 --> 00:18:04,485
I can't possibly eat two
Krusty Meals myself.
421
00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:07,877
I guess you'll just have
to help me
422
00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:11,034
finish all this food.
423
00:18:11,586 --> 00:18:12,586
Okay.
424
00:18:13,103 --> 00:18:14,103
[romantic music playing]
425
00:18:16,103 --> 00:18:17,143
Patricia, we may have only
426
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,411
known each other
for a short time now,
427
00:18:20,103 --> 00:18:22,103
but I feel like a special
connection has been made.
428
00:18:25,965 --> 00:18:26,965
[noisy chewing]
429
00:18:30,034 --> 00:18:31,034
[music slows]
430
00:18:31,965 --> 00:18:32,965
[loud belch]
431
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,520
Quite an appetite,
but she's all woman.
432
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:39,827
[clarinet playing]
433
00:18:46,241 --> 00:18:47,241
Eh?
434
00:18:47,965 --> 00:18:49,445
You know, Patricia,
they don't call me
435
00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:51,021
the sizzle-lipped
squid for nothing.
436
00:18:55,103 --> 00:18:56,503
So are you free
this Saturday night?
437
00:18:57,034 --> 00:18:58,434
No. That's the night
SpongeBob and I
438
00:19:00,103 --> 00:19:01,263
are having a staring contest.
439
00:19:01,965 --> 00:19:02,965
SpongeBob?!
440
00:19:03,827 --> 00:19:05,627
Get back to work, you
goldbricking freeloader!
441
00:19:05,965 --> 00:19:07,005
Hut two, hut, two, ya, ya!
442
00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:10,298
And don't come back until
all those patties are Krabby.
443
00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,114
Well, now that we're alone,
444
00:19:12,931 --> 00:19:15,011
how would you like to be
my date Friday night to a...
445
00:19:15,344 --> 00:19:16,344
I can't.
446
00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:19,321
SpongeBob and I will be
flying submarines that night.
447
00:19:20,586 --> 00:19:22,146
I have to get back
to Krusting the Krab.
448
00:19:23,586 --> 00:19:25,026
Man, why are those two
so nice to me?
449
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,440
They were never this nice
to Patrick.
450
00:19:29,344 --> 00:19:30,344
It's weird.
451
00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:32,595
Are you sure
about Saturday night?
452
00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:34,310
[loud crash]
453
00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:35,620
Persistent bunch.
454
00:19:37,103 --> 00:19:38,103
How about Sunday brunch?
455
00:19:38,448 --> 00:19:39,448
No thanks... again.
456
00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:44,458
But I made reservations
for two at...
457
00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:45,482
I said no.
458
00:19:46,448 --> 00:19:47,448
No.
459
00:19:48,724 --> 00:19:49,724
No way.
460
00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:50,448
No.
461
00:19:51,206 --> 00:19:51,344
No.
462
00:19:52,206 --> 00:19:53,206
No!
463
00:19:53,551 --> 00:19:54,551
What is itabout me
464
00:19:55,137 --> 00:19:56,417
that makes those two
so friendly?
465
00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:59,070
Must have something
to do with this disguise.
466
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,228
I can't wear this any longer.
467
00:20:02,586 --> 00:20:03,946
If you reveal
your secret identity,
468
00:20:04,448 --> 00:20:05,809
you'll have to leave
Bikini Bottom.
469
00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:07,310
I'm sorry, SpongeBob.
470
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,400
I just can't live
like this anymore.
471
00:20:10,172 --> 00:20:11,972
I'm tired of pretending
to be someone I'm not.
472
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:15,379
[all talking at once]
473
00:20:16,896 --> 00:20:18,216
The lovely Patricia...
[smooches]
474
00:20:19,517 --> 00:20:20,517
has returned to us.
475
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:22,895
I have an announcement to make.
476
00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:25,164
The entire day
that I've worked here,
477
00:20:25,655 --> 00:20:26,655
I've wanted to say...
478
00:20:27,137 --> 00:20:28,137
[door opens, gasps]
479
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:31,103
[silly muttering]
480
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,200
I've wanted to say that, uh...
481
00:20:38,724 --> 00:20:39,724
that...
482
00:20:40,896 --> 00:20:43,016
that I will eat any leftovers
you leave on your plate.
483
00:20:46,793 --> 00:20:47,793
ALL:
Huh?
484
00:20:48,137 --> 00:20:49,137
Ahoy!
485
00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:50,931
Waitress!
486
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:52,751
Aren't you gonna take myorder?
487
00:20:53,137 --> 00:20:54,137
I'll be right there, sir.
488
00:20:55,344 --> 00:20:56,424
What's the matter, Patrick?
489
00:20:57,241 --> 00:20:58,681
Th-that's the guy
with the briefcase.
490
00:20:59,448 --> 00:21:01,129
The guy who's trying
to run me out of town.
491
00:21:01,931 --> 00:21:02,931
[gasps]
492
00:21:03,275 --> 00:21:04,275
The assassin!
493
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:06,655
What can I get you, sir?
494
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000
Say,
495
00:21:09,586 --> 00:21:10,866
don't I know you from somewhere?
496
00:21:11,724 --> 00:21:12,724
No.
497
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:14,689
Hmm.
498
00:21:15,310 --> 00:21:16,310
[gasps]:
That's it!
499
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:17,620
Get outta town!
500
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
He's on to us.
501
00:21:20,172 --> 00:21:21,172
I won't let you do it.
502
00:21:21,896 --> 00:21:23,536
You'll have to do
something horrible to me
503
00:21:23,655 --> 00:21:25,455
before I'll let you
throw Patrick out of town!
504
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:26,517
Patrick?!
Patrick?!
505
00:21:26,862 --> 00:21:27,862
You forgot your flyer.
506
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,040
SPONGEBOB:
"Get outta town!
507
00:21:30,862 --> 00:21:32,182
To beautiful Sunny
Shore Resorts."
508
00:21:32,896 --> 00:21:34,936
Look, this guy wasn't trying
to run you out of town.
509
00:21:35,724 --> 00:21:37,444
He just wanted
to sell you a luxury vacation
510
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
at a modest price.
511
00:21:39,896 --> 00:21:41,816
Well, I guess I don't need
this disguise anymore.
512
00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:45,310
[all gasping]
513
00:21:46,655 --> 00:21:47,655
Um...
514
00:21:49,172 --> 00:21:50,453
I think I need to take a shower.
515
00:21:51,241 --> 00:21:52,401
So, let me get this straight.
516
00:21:53,275 --> 00:21:54,275
Uh, you're not a woman?
517
00:21:54,793 --> 00:21:55,793
No.
518
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000
Well, then you're fired.
519
00:21:57,793 --> 00:21:59,553
Uh, if anybody needs me,
I'll be in my office
520
00:22:00,137 --> 00:22:01,817
for, I don't know,
the next 20 years or so.
521
00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:05,721
Hey, buddy, what do
you say we go home
522
00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:07,780
and get started on this list?
523
00:22:07,965 --> 00:22:08,965
[both cheering]
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