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Are you ready, kids?
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KIDS:
Aye, aye, Captain.
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I can't hear you!
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ Oh...
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ Ready?
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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[hearty laughter]
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MR. KRABS:
Squidward! SpongeBob!
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Just put me out of me misery!
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Why, Mr. Krabs?
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What could be wrong
on such a fine day?
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Fine?
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Today's not the day
for that word, boy.
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Not after I received this letter
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from the fry cooks' union.
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It says here: "Fry cook,
SpongeBob SquarePants
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has accumulated too much
vacation time."
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And if you don't
take some time off,
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I'll have to pay a fine!
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Time off?
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Oh, I guess there's just no
other way to say this.
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SpongeBob, take a vacation.
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Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs.
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Well, that went better
than I expected.
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♪ I'm ready, vacation
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♪ I'm ready, vacation
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♪ Vacation, vacation.
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Hey, Gary.
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[meows]
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That's right, Gary,
I amhome early.
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I'm on vacation!
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Well, good night, Gary.
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Ah, vacation.
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[foghorn blowing loudly]
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[grunting]
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[crunching loudly]
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♪ La la-la la la-la-la
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Good morning, Krusty crew.
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And hello, Squidward.
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I thought you were on vacation.
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He was, and is!
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I told you to take
a vacation, boy!
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What's a vacation?
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Well, a vacation is when
you don't come in to work.
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[shrieks]:
No work!
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What will I do all day?
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Oh, I don't know...
Just go, have fun
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or whatever,
I really don't care.
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You just can't be here.
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But who will fry the patties and
clean the grill while I'm gone?
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Squidward can't do it all alone!
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Nor will I.
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That's why I've hired
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an unpaid intern
as your temporary replacement.
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PATRICK:
Good morning, boss.
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I'm ready for my first day.
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Speaking of starfish,
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here's your
replacement
right here.
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Replacement? Hi, SpongeBob.
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That's enough banter on my dime!
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Okay, boss.
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Wait a second, Patrick.
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You'll need the right
tools for the job.
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Wow.
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Huh! They put a tiny me
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in this belly-scratcher!
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Ahh.
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[moaning]
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Wow! It scratches backs, too!
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I'll take it
from here, SpongeBob,
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Just go on home.
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Enjoy your vacation.
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I really should show Patrick
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the proper patty-
flipping technique.
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[meows]
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I'm on vacation, Gary.
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I'm not allowed to go to work.
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[tummy growling]
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My stomach has receded.
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Mr. Krab said I couldn't
work at the Krusty Krab.
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He didn't say I
couldn't eat there.
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This is my ticket back inside.
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Go away, SpongeBob.
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You're ruining my
vacation... from you.
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I'm not here
to see you, Squidward.
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SpongeBob, do we have
to go through this again?
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I'm here as a customer,
not an employee.
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Just going to grab a Krabby
Patty with Patrick for lunch.
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All right, but lunch only.
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If you so much
as touch a spatula,
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you'll be vacationing
in Davy Jones's locker!
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You have my word, sir.
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No working.
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Hey, Pat, it's time
for your lunch...
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Patrick!
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You can't do that!
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Huh?
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You need to turn up the grill
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to exactly 298 degrees
Fahrenheit.
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Patrick, this is no way to treat
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a Krabby Patty.
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SpongeBob!
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What did I tell you
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about working?
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Wait! It's not
what you think.
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Out you go, boy.
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But my knowledge
could help Patrick
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maintain the high standard
of the Krusty Krab!
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We've got it all
under control here.
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I don't want to see
hide nor tail of you
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until your vacation is over,
you got that?
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Yes, Mr. Krabs.
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Well, boy, off you go!
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Don't come back until it's over!
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Oh, what to do? What to do?
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I know just the thing
to get the spirits up.
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The official Krusty Krab
play set.
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[mimicking Squidward]:
SpongeBob, I need
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20 Krabby Patties
on the double, please.
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Sure thing,
Mr. Squidward, sir.
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20 Krabby Patties coming up.
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SpongeBob!
What are you doing here?!
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You're going
to cost me some loot
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if you don't get
your square keister home!
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Out, out, out!
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Until your vacation is over!
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Oh, what to do
on this boring vacation?
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Hey! I know just the thing
to get the old spirits up.
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[as Squidward]:
I need 20 Krabby Patties,
please.
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Sure thing, old
buddy, old squid,
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20 Krabby Patties coming...
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[meowing]
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You're right, Gary.
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It is unhealthy to think
about the Krusty Krab
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while I'm on vacation.
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I need to get out of the house.
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Uh, Mr. Krabs,
he's out there again.
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I'll deal with this.
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Boy, you're
on Krusty Krab property!
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Back it up!
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Further.
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Further...
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Further!
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Further...
Further. Further.
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Further.
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Further!
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Further.
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That'll do.
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Mr. Krabs is right.
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In order to enjoy my vacation,
I need to stay away from work,
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physically andmentally.
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[buzzing]
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Hey, that reminds me of...
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[sizzling]
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Yeah.
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Hold it right there,
Mr. WorkaholicPants.
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You're on vacation.
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You need to just sit
down and relax.
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That's more like it.
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Just sit back
and watch the clouds.
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That one's a jellyfish.
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That's a pirate ship.
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And that's a low-salt ketchup.
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Whoa, low-salt ketchup?!
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[crashing]
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[backup signal beeping]
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Got your steaming
hot bun delivery here.
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[backup signal beeping]
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Eh? What is the big idea here?
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[stuttering ]
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[ringing]
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[mumbling]:
Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello.
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Yeah?
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Hello.
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Hello!
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Hmm. I didn't even
know I had an ear.
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Huh?
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Hey! I just cleaned that one.
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Patrick, shh!
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It talks! Ahh!
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Oh... Somebody help!
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I'm stuck!
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Mr. Krabs.
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Oh, thank Neptune, it's you.
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I'm in a bit of a fix here.
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Uh, Mr. Krabs.
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[flushing]
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[yelling]:
No!
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[munching and slurping]
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Uh-oh.
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Now what?
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Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
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Had enough for one day, son.
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[engine revving,
tires squealing]
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Thanks for the ride home,
Mr. Krabs.
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Not a problem at all, me boy.
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Just take the next right.
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Mr. Krabs,
we just passed the turnoff.
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Uh-huh.
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My house is back
that way, Mr. K.
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Far out, little man.
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Far out.
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Where did you say
you were taking me?
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Look, boy...
I brought your spatula!
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[panting]
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Come on, boy, come on.
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Now get it, boy.
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Get it. Get the spatula.
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Go get it!
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[panting]
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[barking]
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[tires squealing]
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Enjoy your vacation, boy!
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It's not fair.
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Why would Mr. Krabs try so hard
to get rid of me?
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I'm only on vacation.
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Unless...
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it's a...
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[gasping]:
permanent vacation.
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That's it!
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Mr. Krabs wants to replace me.
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Oh, I should have known.
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Patrick's had his eye
on myjob all along!
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He's been scheming.
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They think I'm outdated.
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They think I'm all washed up.
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Well, I'll show them.
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♪ Working at the Krusty Krab
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♪ Flipping Krabby
Patties all day ♪
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♪ Flipping Krusty Krab...
Working ♪
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♪ Patties Krab...
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That's a hard song to remember.
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[dings]
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Huh?
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Who do they think they are?
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I've given the best years
of my life to this place,
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and they think they can just
fire me like that, like trash?
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I don't think so. SpongeBob?
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[grumbling]
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Is that you?
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I've been waiting for you,
Patrick.
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[whimpering]
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[growling]
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SpongeBob, you're scaring me!
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[screaming]
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[laughing maniacally]
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SQUIDWARD:
What'll it be?
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One Krabby Patty, please.
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One shell on a shingle.
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Well, I'll be.
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Patrick, you're cooking's
improved one-thousandfold.
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Congratulations, boy.
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You finally got the hang of it.
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[gasps]
269
00:10:46,482 --> 00:10:49,275
[laughing evilly]
270
00:10:49,379 --> 00:10:50,517
SpongeBob?
271
00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:51,862
No wonder!
272
00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:54,206
Patrick could never flip
that many patties in an hour.
273
00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:55,896
What happened
to that feller anyway?
274
00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:00,275
Oh, I told him to stay home
and watch television.
275
00:11:00,379 --> 00:11:01,413
[laughing]
276
00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:02,827
[static]
277
00:11:02,931 --> 00:11:04,586
Why'd you do it, laddy?
278
00:11:04,689 --> 00:11:06,689
[weepy]:
Oh, Mr. Krabs.
279
00:11:06,793 --> 00:11:10,206
I love the putrid grease
of the Krusty Krab so much!
280
00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:12,172
[sobbing]
281
00:11:12,275 --> 00:11:15,689
I just couldn't stay away.
282
00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:17,206
You don't have to.
283
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,413
Your accumulated vacation time
is used up.
284
00:11:19,517 --> 00:11:21,482
The union can't fine me anymore.
285
00:11:21,586 --> 00:11:22,931
You must have saved a fortune.
286
00:11:23,034 --> 00:11:24,793
Bumping Barnacle, yes.
287
00:11:24,896 --> 00:11:27,000
And there she is.
288
00:11:28,137 --> 00:11:30,827
Wow, that's more than
I make in a year.
289
00:11:30,931 --> 00:11:33,137
Don't be asking me for a raise.
290
00:11:33,241 --> 00:11:34,724
Just get back to work!
291
00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:36,241
Yippee!
292
00:11:36,344 --> 00:11:38,793
I happily acquiesce.
293
00:11:56,103 --> 00:11:59,689
Man, this is going to be
our most rocking tour ever!
294
00:11:59,793 --> 00:12:01,275
Yeah!
295
00:12:01,379 --> 00:12:05,172
Hey, dudes, check out the debut
of my new look.
296
00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:06,827
[all laughing]
297
00:12:06,931 --> 00:12:09,034
Whoa! What's that
on your head?
298
00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:12,517
Yeah, is that a wig
or a pile of toilet paper?
299
00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:14,586
Come on, guys, give it a chance.
300
00:12:14,689 --> 00:12:16,482
Let me try it on.
301
00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:18,586
Hey! You've revealed
my shiny dome.
302
00:12:18,689 --> 00:12:21,241
Hot potato! Catch!
303
00:12:21,344 --> 00:12:22,758
Give it back, man.
304
00:12:22,862 --> 00:12:25,206
If you want it, you
got to catch it, dude.
305
00:12:25,310 --> 00:12:26,758
Oops!
306
00:12:26,862 --> 00:12:29,172
Oh, man!
My beautiful wig!
307
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,827
I'm ready!
308
00:12:47,931 --> 00:12:49,862
I'm read...
309
00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:55,103
What is this?
310
00:12:55,206 --> 00:12:58,620
Curly tresses? Poofy texture?
Itchy scalp?
311
00:12:58,724 --> 00:13:00,448
It's a wig!
312
00:13:00,551 --> 00:13:01,862
Hi, Patrick.
313
00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:03,448
How do you like my new look?
314
00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:06,655
I'll save you!
315
00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:14,689
I'm saving you
from that brain-eating alien
316
00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:17,931
that's attacking your head!
317
00:13:18,034 --> 00:13:20,586
Patrick, the only thing
attacking me is you!
318
00:13:20,689 --> 00:13:22,758
Oh. Sorry.
319
00:13:22,862 --> 00:13:25,413
It's okay.
320
00:13:25,517 --> 00:13:27,448
Why did you do that?
321
00:13:27,551 --> 00:13:28,896
[belches ]
322
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,655
I thought it was a new type
323
00:13:30,758 --> 00:13:33,068
of cotton candy
you wear on your head.
324
00:13:33,172 --> 00:13:35,206
Well, it's not,
but that is an
excellent idea.
325
00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:36,137
Then what is it?!
326
00:13:36,241 --> 00:13:37,241
It's my new look.
327
00:13:37,344 --> 00:13:38,793
I'm wearing a wig.
328
00:13:38,896 --> 00:13:40,206
A wig?
329
00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:43,586
[laughing hysterically]
330
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:46,896
Oh... Oh, I can't... Oh...
331
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,724
Oh, I can't stand... Oh...
332
00:13:53,137 --> 00:13:54,241
[breathing heavily]
333
00:13:54,344 --> 00:13:58,137
Oh... Oh, boy.
334
00:13:58,241 --> 00:14:00,586
Don't you think
that's a little silly?
335
00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:02,827
[alarm clock ringing]
336
00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:06,620
Oh, man! It's time for
my weekly condiment soak.
337
00:14:10,827 --> 00:14:12,448
Do you mind?
338
00:14:14,275 --> 00:14:16,344
Nice wig.
339
00:14:16,448 --> 00:14:18,758
Thanks.
I am very fashionable today.
340
00:14:18,862 --> 00:14:20,379
Hey, Square Fashion.
341
00:14:20,482 --> 00:14:21,827
Nice couture.
342
00:14:21,931 --> 00:14:23,482
Why, thank you.
343
00:14:23,586 --> 00:14:24,655
So, that, huh?
344
00:14:24,758 --> 00:14:27,827
Nice 'do, SpongeBob.
345
00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:29,655
Yeah. Where can I get one?
346
00:14:29,758 --> 00:14:31,379
[both laughing]
347
00:14:31,482 --> 00:14:32,551
Wow!
348
00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:35,758
That wig really suits you.
349
00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:38,517
[alllaughing ]
350
00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:42,137
[snoring]
351
00:14:42,241 --> 00:14:44,000
Hi, Squidward!
352
00:14:44,103 --> 00:14:45,482
What? What? What
What? What? How?
353
00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:48,000
Notice anything different
about me today, Squidward?
354
00:14:48,103 --> 00:14:51,379
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
355
00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:52,758
Huh?
356
00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:54,103
Nope.
357
00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:55,517
I'm wearing a wig.
358
00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:58,448
Oh, yeah. How could
I have missed it?
359
00:14:58,551 --> 00:15:01,103
Can you believe I found it
lying around in the street?
360
00:15:01,206 --> 00:15:02,586
Amazing.
361
00:15:02,689 --> 00:15:06,275
If you want to, after work, we
could go look for a wig for you!
362
00:15:06,379 --> 00:15:07,862
I can't wait.
363
00:15:07,965 --> 00:15:10,241
Wig away!
364
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,724
Whoo-hoo!
365
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,103
Order up, Squidward!
366
00:15:23,137 --> 00:15:24,758
Mr. Krabs!
367
00:15:24,862 --> 00:15:26,931
I've served a lot of junk here,
368
00:15:27,034 --> 00:15:28,344
but a hair patty?
369
00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:29,344
Hmm.
370
00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:30,448
SpongeBob!
371
00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:31,931
Yes, Mr. Krabs?
372
00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:37,793
What in Davy Jones' locker
is on your head, son?
373
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,965
Oh, that's my new wig,
Mr. Krabs.
374
00:15:40,068 --> 00:15:40,965
Well, take it off!
375
00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:42,286
The hair's getting
into the patties!
376
00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:43,482
Take it off?
377
00:15:43,586 --> 00:15:45,034
But I can't, Mr. Krabs.
378
00:15:45,137 --> 00:15:47,793
My wig makes everyone so happy.
379
00:15:47,896 --> 00:15:49,689
Happy? Ever since I began wearing it,
380
00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:52,034
everyone I see
gets a big grin on their face.
381
00:15:52,137 --> 00:15:53,137
I can imagine.
382
00:15:53,241 --> 00:15:55,379
Oh, please let me
keep it, Mr. Krabs.
383
00:15:55,482 --> 00:15:58,000
Well, if it means that much
to you, you can keep it.
384
00:15:58,103 --> 00:15:59,931
But you've got
to wear a hairnet.
385
00:16:00,034 --> 00:16:03,586
And, if I see one more
hairy patty, your wig goes
386
00:16:03,689 --> 00:16:05,275
in the Dumpster.
387
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,103
There you are, SpongeBob.
388
00:16:10,206 --> 00:16:12,379
Are you ready
for karate practice?
389
00:16:12,482 --> 00:16:14,310
I see you've noticed my new wig.
390
00:16:14,413 --> 00:16:15,793
Pretty impressive, huh?
391
00:16:15,896 --> 00:16:19,241
It's great, SpongeBob.
392
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:24,758
[laughing]
393
00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:27,206
Glad you like it.
394
00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:30,137
I'll see you later, Sandy.
395
00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:34,827
Two Krabby Patties and a side
order of lookin' good.
396
00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:36,034
Nice wig.
397
00:16:36,137 --> 00:16:38,275
Like to keep in style, huh?
398
00:16:38,379 --> 00:16:39,448
You know it.
399
00:16:39,551 --> 00:16:42,275
Off to meet the queen,
Sir Nerd Leroy?
400
00:16:42,379 --> 00:16:43,689
The name is SpongeBob,
401
00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:45,896
and no,
I am not meeting royalty.
402
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,206
You must be referring
to my regal appearance.
403
00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:50,655
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
404
00:16:50,758 --> 00:16:52,103
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
405
00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:53,862
[all laughing]
406
00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:55,965
Thank you all
for your kind words.
407
00:16:56,068 --> 00:16:58,931
I wish I could give
you such nice wigs.
408
00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:00,931
How about a little off the top?
409
00:17:01,034 --> 00:17:03,172
Yeah, your wig's big
enough to go around.
410
00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:04,310
This isn't good.
411
00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:05,586
Everyone's getting jealous.
412
00:17:05,689 --> 00:17:07,310
Squidward, I'll be hiding
413
00:17:07,413 --> 00:17:08,965
in the kitchen if you need me.
414
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,931
Hide your shame, SpongeBob.
415
00:17:12,034 --> 00:17:14,206
Hide your shame.
416
00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:16,527
RECORD PRODUCER:
Well, well, well.
417
00:17:16,551 --> 00:17:17,689
Ned and the Needlefish.
418
00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:19,689
You're fired.
ALL:
Fired?!
419
00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:20,965
But why?
420
00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:23,000
Ask Baldy McBaldyson over here.
421
00:17:23,103 --> 00:17:24,413
ALL:
Ned!
422
00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:25,620
Good going, dude.
423
00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:27,344
I can't help not having hair!
424
00:17:27,448 --> 00:17:29,965
We formed this band
it was for one reason
425
00:17:30,068 --> 00:17:31,827
and one reason only.
426
00:17:31,931 --> 00:17:32,931
To make a lot of money.
427
00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:34,896
And you not having hair
428
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,448
is getting in the way of that!
429
00:17:36,551 --> 00:17:38,620
We are selling records,
not denture cream.
430
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:39,964
Either you come back with hair,
431
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,517
or don't come back at all!
432
00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:45,000
MR. KRABS:
Time to go home, boys!
433
00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:47,517
Almost finished!
434
00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:53,793
See, Squidward?
435
00:17:53,827 --> 00:17:55,068
It's functional, too.
436
00:17:55,172 --> 00:17:57,344
It's about as functional
as your brain.
437
00:17:57,448 --> 00:17:59,310
Ha-ha, ha-ha; thank
you, Squidward.
438
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:00,896
That wasn't a compliment!
439
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,758
The entire town
is laughing at you!
440
00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:05,103
I don't understand.
441
00:18:05,206 --> 00:18:07,413
Just look at yourself!
442
00:18:07,517 --> 00:18:09,862
Hello, handsome.
443
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:11,068
[sizzles]
444
00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:12,724
SpongeBob, your head is
445
00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:14,551
twice as large as before.
446
00:18:14,655 --> 00:18:16,793
I've never been tall before.
447
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,965
That wig is infested
with parasites!
448
00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:22,379
[giggling]
449
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:23,620
That tickles!
450
00:18:23,724 --> 00:18:26,551
Can't you see how
ridiculous you look?
451
00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:28,827
Ithink that it looks cool.
452
00:18:28,931 --> 00:18:31,103
[laughing]
453
00:18:31,206 --> 00:18:32,379
You wouldn't know cool
454
00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:35,103
if I locked you in the freezer.
455
00:18:35,206 --> 00:18:36,896
For your information,
Mr. Krabs,
456
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,620
Squidward haslocked me
in the freezer,
457
00:18:38,724 --> 00:18:40,379
so I think I know what cool is.
458
00:18:40,482 --> 00:18:42,655
You stop wearing
that nasty thing to work.
459
00:18:42,758 --> 00:18:44,103
But, Mr. Krabs...
460
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,724
No "buts."
461
00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:48,137
So I can't have a wig or a butt?
462
00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:49,379
No, SpongeBob.
463
00:18:49,482 --> 00:18:51,448
It means, until you
get rid of that wig,
464
00:18:51,551 --> 00:18:53,655
get your butt out of here!
465
00:18:54,827 --> 00:18:57,172
I never got a chance to talk
to SpongeBob yesterday.
466
00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:58,896
I was laughing too hard.
467
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,068
SpongeBob?
468
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,172
Huh?
469
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,896
Hi, Sandy.
What do you think?
470
00:19:09,034 --> 00:19:11,103
We need to talk.
471
00:19:12,206 --> 00:19:14,103
SPONGEBOB:
Why would I want
to get rid of my wig?
472
00:19:14,206 --> 00:19:16,655
Look how happy it
makes everybody.
[laughing]
473
00:19:16,758 --> 00:19:18,689
Well, it does attract
a lot of attention.
474
00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:21,379
I know! People just can't keep
their eyes off of me.
475
00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:24,137
Neither can I, SpongeBob.
476
00:19:24,241 --> 00:19:28,275
It's true, Tom, this
isn't my real hair.
477
00:19:28,379 --> 00:19:29,724
I stole it.
478
00:19:29,827 --> 00:19:30,862
Pardon me. Excuse me.
479
00:19:30,965 --> 00:19:32,413
Pardon me. Pardon me.
480
00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:35,310
Whoa!
481
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:39,551
Ugh! Ugh!
482
00:19:39,655 --> 00:19:42,137
Hey, the wig broke my fall.
483
00:19:43,068 --> 00:19:44,655
Mm, popcorn.
484
00:19:44,758 --> 00:19:46,793
[loud chomping]
485
00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:48,344
[slurping]
486
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:51,275
Ah, you always come through
for me.
487
00:19:51,379 --> 00:19:53,275
Hey, buddy, do you mind?
488
00:19:53,379 --> 00:19:55,482
Shh!
489
00:19:55,586 --> 00:19:57,310
It's very rude to talk
490
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:58,758
during a movie.
[growling ]
491
00:19:58,862 --> 00:19:59,896
Um, SpongeBob?
492
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,206
You too, Sandy.
493
00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:04,344
People are trying
to watch the movie.
494
00:20:04,448 --> 00:20:05,448
Well, they can't.
495
00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:06,551
Look, your stupid wig
496
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:07,862
is blocking the whole screen.
497
00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:09,896
Take it off, jerk!
498
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,965
Hey! Down in front! Take the wig off!
499
00:20:12,068 --> 00:20:15,517
People, return your attention
to the movie!
500
00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:18,655
I know my wig is
glamorous and exciting,
501
00:20:18,758 --> 00:20:20,655
but there is no need
to start a riot.
502
00:20:20,758 --> 00:20:22,172
That's a great idea.
503
00:20:22,275 --> 00:20:23,965
Let's start a riot!
504
00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:25,551
Ahh!
505
00:20:27,482 --> 00:20:29,172
Get him!
Get him!
506
00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:32,862
I told you that
movie was terrible.
507
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,965
Now do you see what
I'm saying, SpongeBob?
508
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,758
I guess you're right, Sandy.
509
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,586
I got so much enjoyment
out of the wig myself,
510
00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:42,517
I assumed everyone
else did, too.
511
00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:44,862
It's time to be strong.
512
00:20:44,965 --> 00:20:47,103
I know.
513
00:20:51,689 --> 00:20:52,838
I just want you to know that...
514
00:20:52,862 --> 00:20:54,965
[sniffling]:
even though I didn't know
515
00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:56,965
you existed a few days ago,
516
00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:59,517
I can't imagine
life without you.
517
00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:00,931
Hurry up, SpongeBob.
518
00:21:01,034 --> 00:21:02,241
No matter what they say,
519
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,000
you'll always be cool to me.
520
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:11,482
I'll never accessorize again.
521
00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:13,586
You did the right thing,
SpongeBob.
522
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,137
Where am I going
to get some hair?
523
00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:17,896
My career is ruined.
524
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,241
Ruined!
525
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:21,379
[sobbing]
526
00:21:21,482 --> 00:21:23,827
[gasps]
527
00:21:23,931 --> 00:21:25,241
Can it be?
528
00:21:25,344 --> 00:21:27,862
It is! My wig!
529
00:21:27,965 --> 00:21:31,517
Yes! Victory is mine!
530
00:21:50,793 --> 00:21:52,034
Wigs!
531
00:21:52,137 --> 00:21:54,793
Wigs, wigs, they're everywhere.
532
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:57,482
Oh, he's got your hair.
533
00:21:57,586 --> 00:21:58,827
Thank you.
534
00:21:58,931 --> 00:21:59,931
SpongeBob!
535
00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:01,241
Patrick!
536
00:22:01,344 --> 00:22:02,862
At least he's not wearing a wig.
537
00:22:02,965 --> 00:22:04,586
Look at my new wig.
538
00:22:04,689 --> 00:22:06,413
Everyone's wearing wigs!
539
00:22:06,517 --> 00:22:07,551
Everyone!
540
00:22:07,655 --> 00:22:09,148
I'm starting to feel
a little betrayed.
541
00:22:09,172 --> 00:22:11,724
Hey, you made fun
of me yesterday.
542
00:22:11,827 --> 00:22:14,586
I thought powdered wigs
were uncool.
543
00:22:14,689 --> 00:22:15,931
Yeah, they were.
544
00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:17,413
But look.
545
00:22:17,517 --> 00:22:19,689
Wow, Ned and the Needlefish
546
00:22:19,793 --> 00:22:21,793
wearing my wig.
547
00:22:21,896 --> 00:22:25,793
So I was cool
before anyone else?
548
00:22:25,896 --> 00:22:28,344
Yes, you were.
549
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,586
But not anymore.
550
00:22:29,689 --> 00:22:31,310
See ya!
551
00:22:31,413 --> 00:22:33,137
I wish Ihad a wig.
552
00:22:33,241 --> 00:22:34,896
Don't be sad, SpongeBob.
553
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,689
You can borrow one of mine.
554
00:22:36,793 --> 00:22:38,551
Just wash it
before you return it.
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