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Are you ready, kids?
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KIDS:
Aye, aye, Captain.
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I can't hear you.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ Oh...
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪Ready?
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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[ hearty laughter]
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I surrender!
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Eh?
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I wonder what form
of trickery
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is up that miniature
cyclops' sleeve this time.
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All right, Plankton,
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I don't know what
you're trying to pull on me,
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but I'll tell you right now
it ain't gonna work!
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There's no pulling, Krabs.
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Can't you see my peace offering?
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What is this?
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Ha-ha!
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Very funny, Plankton!
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But you're gonna have to do
a lot better
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than taking a stab
at my illiteracy to offend me!
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Don't you get it, Krabs?
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I give up.
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I'm through competing with you!
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But what about all
those fevered attempts
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at trying to steal my
Krabby Patty recipe?
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Exactly! They've all been
just attempts,
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and every single one
a miserable failure!
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I can feel my arteries
clogging up with anxiety
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just thinking about it.
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[ sighs]:
Let me show you something.
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Look at this place!
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Aah! Crimony, Plankton!
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You ever hear
of spring cleaning?
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What's the point?
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Do you know when the last time
I had a customer was?
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Actually, I can't recall
you everhaving a customer.
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Well, there he is!
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That's why I've decided to quit
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the restaurant business
altogether
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and turn the Chum Bucket into...
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this!
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You want to turn
your restaurant
into a pile of junk?
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No! These are knickknacks...
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for the new gift shop
I'm opening up!
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[ laughing]
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Come on, this has got to be
a joke, right?
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I'm serious, Krabs.
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Soon the Chum Bucket will be
a nice little store
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for bric-a-brac and bubblegum.
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All right, Plankton,
but be aware:
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I'm not letting me guard down.
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Guard away, my ex-enemy.
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I'll just be here starting
my new competition-free career.
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[ singing happily]
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[ muttering]
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What's going on,
Mr. Krabs?
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Plankton's concocted
another hair-brained scheme
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to steal me recipe--
so keep your eyes peeled.
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Whatever you say, Cap'n!
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Now, that's an employee
who follows orders.
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[ rumbling]
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What in blazes is that noise?
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Ah, would you look at that!
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I have a feeling I'm gonna like
this new life of novelty items.
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Uh-huh! Clever, Plankton!
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Two can play at this game!
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Mr. Krabs,
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look at this cool knickknack
I got at the Chumporium!
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Hmm. I know there's a microphone
or camera in here somewhere.
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[ grunting]
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Uh, Mr. Krabs,
I really don't think
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there's anything weird in there.
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Eh, we'll see about that.
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I'll just put this in here
for safekeeping.
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You hear, Plankton?
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Join your other friend
from the past!
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Now nobody's getting
to see anything!
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Don't you understand?
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This is all part of his ruse--
it's just cosmetic.
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He thinks
he can fake us out.
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But we'll show him.
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We're gonna out-fake
the faker! Ha-ha!
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[ loudly]:
Well, it looks like
old Plankton's
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really going through with it.
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I guess we don't have to worry
about himanymore.
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Yep, we sure whipped him
this time.
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Okay, boys, the coast is clear!
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Plankton's turned over
a new leaf!
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That's some good
news, Mr. Krabs!
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It sure is, you little half-wit.
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And you know what else
is good news?
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We can finally use
that deejay system.
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Hit it, SpongeBob!
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Right away, sir!
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Let's party!
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[ percussive dance music plays]
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[ needle scratching
rhythmically]
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[ dance music playing]
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Ow! I won!
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It's time to boogie!
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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This is idiotic.
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Dance or you're fired.
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You got it, Mr. Krabs.
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[ rumbling]
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How do you like themapples,
you little...
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[ record needle scratches,
music stops]
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[ humming happily]
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Come on, buddy,
let's get some shut-eye.
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We've got a big day ahead of us
at the Chumporium Gift Shop.
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Wait a minute!
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What the...?
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Store shelves?
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Novelty toys?
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Lava lamps?!
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[ squeaky gasp]
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Useless knickknacks?!
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Very convincin'...
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but I'm still not buying it!
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You want a battle, Plankton?
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I'm gonna give you a war!
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[ Plankton singing happily]
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[ singing, laughing]
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Ah, a clean snow globe
is a happy snow globe.
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[ chuckles]
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Plankton!
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You may have fooled
everyone else,
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you might have even
fooled yourself,
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but you ain't foolin' me!
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Oh. [ chuckles]
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I get it--
you caught me red-handed.
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[ chuckles]
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[ long sigh]
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Those were the days,
huh, Eugene?
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[ angry grunting]
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But I found
there was more to life
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than just trying to steal
your formula.
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I found it all right here,
in novelty items.
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Bupkes!
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Oh, Eugene...
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stuck in your old ways.
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Bupkes! If there's one thing
that is certain in this world,
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it's that you can't resist
me formula!
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You know
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you want it.
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Thanks... but no.
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Uh-huh! Uh-huh! I knew it!
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It was all a trick to get me
to hand over me...
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Wait. Did you say... no?
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Well, if you don't believe me,
that's yourproblem, not mine.
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Problem?!
I don't have a problem!
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You're the one with the problem!
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Look at this.
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It means nothing!
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It's all a facade! A hoax!
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A con! A front!
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[ gasps]
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A sham! A snow job!
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Baloney with a side of flimflam
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and an order of jive!
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See? Who's the one
with the problem?!
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[ crying]:
Look... what you've done.
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This is my livelihood!
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Sureit is!
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And this isn'tthe formula
that you don'twant.
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Come on, eh? Eh?
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Woop. Too slow.
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Ah, ga-ga-
ga-ga-ga.
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[ booming]:
Get... out!
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Huh?
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Oh. I get it.
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Stick to your guns and
eventually we'll all believe it.
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Soften us up,
then when our backs are turned,
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you make your move.
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Oops.
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What's this?
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[ groans]
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PLANKTON:
Hey, Krabs!
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Huh? What?
I knew you'd come back.
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You forgot
something.
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Can't you understand,
I've wasted so much time
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chasing after you, and now
I have something that's mine.
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And it makes me... happy.
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I never thought I'd see the day.
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What happened to
the invertebrate I usedto know?
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Plankton!
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[ sobbing]
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[ continues sobbing]
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[ phone ringing]
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[ continues ringing][ knobs squeaking]
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Coming, coming.
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Whew!
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Yo.
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Uh, Plankton?Eugene?
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Uh... hey.
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Hey.
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Listen, uh,
I just wanted to...
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you know... apologize
for my behavior today.
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Wasn't right what I done, and...
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and I realized I hurt
the feelings of, uh...
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[ clears throat,
coughs nervously]
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...of, uh, someone I care about.
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You still there?
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Yeah.
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I'm still here.
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[ chuckles]:
Good.
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Uh...
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I want to make it up to you.
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What do you say we grab a soda?
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Sure.
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Glad you could
make it, buddy.
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So... what's this about, Krabs?
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I thought that since we're
no longer archenemies,
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maybe...
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maybe we can...
start over?
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Yes.
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Yes, I would like that
very much.
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I guess I won.
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[ both laughing]
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Uh, I don't know about this,
Plankton.
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Oh, come on, just fall back.
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Trust me, I'll catch you.
[ chuckles]
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[ creaking]
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[ whistling through air]
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[ grunting with effort]
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[ grunting]
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[ gasping breaths]
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That was truly amazing,
Plank, old buddy.
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I guess I really can
trust you 100%.
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Thanks, Eugene.
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That... means a lot to me.
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And just to prove it to you,
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I want you
to have something.
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No, no, come on,
now, no gifts.
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No, no. I want you
to have this.
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It's me secret formula.
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I can't believe
you would even think...
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But things are different now.
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Honestly,
it would mean a lot to me.
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You... you're serious.
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[ sniffling]
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Eugene, if I take this formula
from you now,
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there will always be
a hint of doubt.
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Come on, take it.
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You sure?
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[ sighs]
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Life is good, Krabs.
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Sure is, buddy.
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Sure is.
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Yeah, baby!
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This is it!
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Yeah!
266
00:11:15,689 --> 00:11:18,517
Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
267
00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:20,068
[ laughing loudly]
268
00:11:20,172 --> 00:11:21,137
Yeah!
269
00:11:21,241 --> 00:11:23,206
I got it! I got it!
270
00:11:23,310 --> 00:11:27,896
My diabolical, extremely
convoluted plan worked!
271
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,068
I should have been a politician.
272
00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:32,517
[ laughing]
273
00:11:34,172 --> 00:11:36,620
I'd never give
you the formula!
274
00:11:36,724 --> 00:11:38,172
[ Krabs laughing]
275
00:11:38,275 --> 00:11:42,275
I fooled you with an even more
convoluted charade!
276
00:11:42,379 --> 00:11:44,551
[ laughing]
277
00:11:46,137 --> 00:11:49,344
[ Plankton yelling]
278
00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:07,689
[ chirping]
279
00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:10,344
What a sun-tastic day!
280
00:12:10,448 --> 00:12:11,379
Whoa!
281
00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:15,275
Snail trail.
282
00:12:16,724 --> 00:12:19,931
That SpongeBob needs to keep
his pet out of my yard.
283
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,206
I am sick of cleaning up
after him.
284
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:26,103
[ muttering]
285
00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:32,413
Not my pet rock collection.
286
00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:34,137
[ blubbering]
287
00:12:34,241 --> 00:12:37,793
That's it!
288
00:12:37,896 --> 00:12:41,172
This isn't the first time
you've soiled my yard
289
00:12:41,275 --> 00:12:43,275
with your revolting
excretions.
290
00:12:43,379 --> 00:12:46,172
But mark this down
in your little notebook.
291
00:12:46,275 --> 00:12:51,448
It will be the last time!
292
00:12:55,689 --> 00:12:58,103
Ow!
293
00:13:01,137 --> 00:13:05,517
This cheap splintery wood
will keep even Gary out.
294
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,241
Now I feel safe.
295
00:13:10,344 --> 00:13:13,068
[ squishing]
296
00:13:16,172 --> 00:13:17,586
Huh?
297
00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:21,275
SpongeBob!
298
00:13:21,379 --> 00:13:22,448
Hi, Squidward.
299
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:23,896
[ calm voice]:
Hey, SpongeBob.
300
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:28,034
[ yelling]:
Keep your shell vermin
off of my property!
301
00:13:28,137 --> 00:13:30,965
Then next time, my annoyingly
yellow neighbor,
302
00:13:31,068 --> 00:13:33,586
your wet pet oozes
on my lawn,
303
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,620
you'll leave me
no choice
304
00:13:35,724 --> 00:13:37,827
but to call snail control.
305
00:13:37,931 --> 00:13:39,931
That little monster...
306
00:13:40,034 --> 00:13:43,310
[ sputtering][ growling]
307
00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:44,896
He bit me!
308
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,482
Gary!
309
00:13:46,586 --> 00:13:48,310
No, dirty boy.
310
00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:49,413
This isn't like you.
311
00:13:49,517 --> 00:13:52,551
Oh, but it's just
like you, SpongeBob,
312
00:13:52,655 --> 00:13:54,793
to raise such
a misbehaved mollusk.
313
00:13:54,896 --> 00:13:56,724
Gary's not
misbehaved.
314
00:13:56,827 --> 00:13:59,620
[ snarling]
315
00:13:59,724 --> 00:14:01,793
But there does appear
to be something wrong with him.
316
00:14:01,896 --> 00:14:04,724
I'll say.
I hope he's
had his shots.
317
00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:06,310
Oh, of course.
318
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,379
All of his shots?
319
00:14:07,482 --> 00:14:08,310
Affirmatory.
320
00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:09,413
For rabies?Yep.
321
00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:12,379
Snail pox and soft shell dance?Yupie.
322
00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:15,689
Bagitis, lumpy-bump trump,
teen angst?Yep, yep, yep.
323
00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:18,551
Let's not forget
the worst of them all.
324
00:14:18,655 --> 00:14:20,965
Mad snail disease.
325
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,103
Uh...
326
00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:24,586
You mean your pet
hasn't been vaccinated
327
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,827
for mad snail disease?
328
00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:29,758
Looks like the rash
has already started.
329
00:14:29,862 --> 00:14:31,241
Rash?
330
00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:34,379
Tell me, do you have
any soreness of throat?
331
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,172
[ gulps]
332
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:37,551
Well, now that you
mention it
333
00:14:37,655 --> 00:14:38,931
my throat is
a little dry.
334
00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:42,241
This disease will ravage
your body
335
00:14:42,344 --> 00:14:46,206
with bloodshot eyes,
loss of balance,
Whoa.
336
00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:47,551
messy pants,
337
00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:49,931
ticklish rib cage,[ laughing]
338
00:14:50,034 --> 00:14:52,172
severely untrimmed
toenails
339
00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:55,448
and finally, the bite
from that infected snail
340
00:14:55,551 --> 00:14:58,758
will turn you
into...
341
00:14:58,862 --> 00:14:59,689
A zombie.
342
00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:03,000
[ screaming]
343
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:06,000
You need to get that snail
of yours to a doctor
344
00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:08,517
before he bites
someone important.
345
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:09,896
[ both gasp]
346
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,758
There's a mad snail
on the loose!
347
00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:13,275
[ screaming]
348
00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:15,241
Gary? Gary? Gary? Gary?!
349
00:15:15,344 --> 00:15:17,448
[ screaming]
350
00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:19,172
The mad snail is coming!
351
00:15:19,275 --> 00:15:22,827
If he bites you,
you'll turn into
a zombie.
352
00:15:22,931 --> 00:15:25,517
Jeepers, what's with
all the lunatics?
353
00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:29,620
Oh, look, honey,
isn't he the cutest?
354
00:15:29,724 --> 00:15:32,137
[ panting]
355
00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:33,896
Come here,
little buddy.
356
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:38,068
He's just adorable.
357
00:15:39,241 --> 00:15:41,275
Mad snail disease is real!
358
00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:44,551
I'm a zombie.
I've been bitten
by a mad snail.
359
00:15:44,655 --> 00:15:46,448
I've got mad
snail disease!
360
00:15:46,551 --> 00:15:49,310
Then I've got it!
A snail just bit me, too!
361
00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:51,827
[ both screaming]
362
00:15:51,931 --> 00:15:54,551
[ screaming]
363
00:15:58,241 --> 00:15:59,931
[ all screaming]
364
00:16:02,068 --> 00:16:04,862
We interrupt this program
to bring you a news blast.
365
00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:09,448
This just in...
366
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,275
Fear and disease is spreading
like wildfire
367
00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:13,862
as a killer snail has been
biting the denizens
368
00:16:13,965 --> 00:16:15,137
of Bikini Bottom.
369
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:18,896
Infecting them with...
370
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,379
Ask any old fish on the street
and they'll tell you
371
00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:23,310
that germs enter through
the bite radius.
372
00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:25,310
Traveling upstream until
the entire host body
373
00:16:25,413 --> 00:16:29,310
is full of...
374
00:16:29,413 --> 00:16:32,034
We now take you to Action News
Reporter Perch Perkins
375
00:16:32,137 --> 00:16:33,655
live on the scene.
376
00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:35,620
Perch Perkins here with
with the first victim
377
00:16:35,724 --> 00:16:36,931
of this epidemic.
378
00:16:37,034 --> 00:16:38,931
Tell me, Mr. Tentacles,
when did you first
379
00:16:39,034 --> 00:16:41,689
begin to suspect
you were a zombie?
380
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,620
Well, after I was bitten
by a mad snail
381
00:16:44,724 --> 00:16:46,379
I began to get a rash.
382
00:16:46,482 --> 00:16:49,344
Followed by loss of balance,
ticklish rib cage
383
00:16:49,448 --> 00:16:51,206
and a few other symptoms.
384
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,275
Hey, I was bitten
by a snail.
385
00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,275
I kind of feel
off balance.
386
00:16:55,379 --> 00:16:56,931
Whoa.
387
00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:59,103
Hey, I have ticklish
ribs, too.
388
00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:00,620
And I haven't even
been bitten.
389
00:17:00,724 --> 00:17:02,931
Oh, no, it's spreading
through the air!
390
00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:05,034
[ all screaming]
391
00:17:05,137 --> 00:17:06,551
Well, you heard it
here first.
392
00:17:06,655 --> 00:17:08,793
We're all doomed
to a horrible demise,
393
00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:10,344
thanks to a diseased snail.
394
00:17:10,448 --> 00:17:12,103
[ screaming]
395
00:17:13,517 --> 00:17:15,413
[ screaming]
396
00:17:16,172 --> 00:17:19,137
[ all screaming]
397
00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:21,034
Gary?
398
00:17:21,137 --> 00:17:23,482
[ horns honking]
399
00:17:23,586 --> 00:17:26,517
I can't believe that sweet
and slimy snail
400
00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:29,000
would cause all this
destruction.
401
00:17:29,103 --> 00:17:30,586
[ Squidward moaning]
402
00:17:30,689 --> 00:17:33,344
I'm a zombie,
403
00:17:33,448 --> 00:17:37,034
here to dine on your
squishy yellow flesh.
404
00:17:37,137 --> 00:17:38,827
[ moaning]
405
00:17:38,931 --> 00:17:40,275
[ gasps]
406
00:17:40,379 --> 00:17:43,344
[ all moaning]
407
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:51,034
[ screaming]
408
00:17:57,758 --> 00:17:59,206
[ screaming]
409
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:06,620
It's locked!
410
00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:08,517
[ moaning]
411
00:18:10,413 --> 00:18:12,103
Somebody let me in.
412
00:18:12,206 --> 00:18:13,620
SpongeBob, come in, boy.
413
00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:14,793
And bring your friends
in, too.
414
00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:16,206
They look
hungry.
415
00:18:18,137 --> 00:18:19,655
Stop! You can't
let anyone in!
416
00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:21,965
But they just want to dine
on some krabby patties.
417
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,482
They're zombies.
418
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:25,551
They only want to dine
on our flesh.
419
00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:29,034
All right, but it's coming
out of your paycheck.
420
00:18:29,137 --> 00:18:30,068
I don't work here.
421
00:18:30,172 --> 00:18:32,551
But, Mr. Krabs,
it's me SpongeBob.
422
00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:34,482
But how do we know
you haven't become
423
00:18:34,586 --> 00:18:36,172
one of those voracious
flesh-eaters?
424
00:18:36,275 --> 00:18:38,758
Could a voracious
flesh-eater do this?
425
00:18:40,551 --> 00:18:42,172
SpongeBob, it's you.
426
00:18:42,275 --> 00:18:44,965
That's right,
so let me in
before I'm eaten.
427
00:18:45,068 --> 00:18:48,172
Yeah, that's SpongeBob
all right.
428
00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:50,034
Or is it?Huh?
429
00:18:50,137 --> 00:18:53,724
I don't believe that's
the real SpongeBob.
430
00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:56,620
He looks pretty
zombie-fied.
431
00:18:56,724 --> 00:18:58,620
Just look at how
yellow he is.
432
00:18:58,724 --> 00:19:01,482
Come on, Patrick, would a zombie
have a picture of his best buddy
433
00:19:01,586 --> 00:19:03,000
in his wallet?
434
00:19:04,689 --> 00:19:06,000
Perhaps not.
435
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,689
But I've got
my eye on you.
436
00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:10,827
If you could pull out your eye
and put it on him,
437
00:19:10,931 --> 00:19:12,827
wouldn't that make you
438
00:19:12,931 --> 00:19:14,655
a zombie, too?
439
00:19:14,758 --> 00:19:16,241
[ all gasping]
440
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:18,620
You're right.
441
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,172
I'm a zombie!
442
00:19:20,275 --> 00:19:23,068
Who's to say we're not
all zombies?
443
00:19:23,172 --> 00:19:24,586
[ screaming]
444
00:19:31,827 --> 00:19:33,103
[ all gasping]
445
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,000
ALL:
The snail!
446
00:19:35,103 --> 00:19:36,103
Gary!
447
00:19:36,206 --> 00:19:37,551
Are you okay, buddy?
448
00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:39,137
Come here, boy.
449
00:19:39,241 --> 00:19:40,931
No, don't get near it.
450
00:19:41,034 --> 00:19:42,344
Oh, the pity of it all.
451
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:43,586
I can't watch.
452
00:19:43,689 --> 00:19:46,275
All those people think
you're a monster,
453
00:19:46,379 --> 00:19:48,172
but I know you're
just a snail.
454
00:19:48,275 --> 00:19:51,103
[ barking]
455
00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:53,241
[ all gasping]
456
00:19:53,344 --> 00:19:54,586
[ belches]
457
00:19:56,517 --> 00:19:57,413
Gary...
458
00:19:57,517 --> 00:19:58,896
[ sniffling]
459
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,172
...how could you?
460
00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:01,689
[ snarling]
461
00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:04,655
SpongeBob's been infected
by his own pet snail.
462
00:20:04,758 --> 00:20:06,344
Oh, the irony.
463
00:20:06,448 --> 00:20:08,586
Quick, we must quarantine
that infected snail
464
00:20:08,689 --> 00:20:11,068
before he bites
every last Bikini Bottomite.
465
00:20:11,172 --> 00:20:12,448
Let's get that snail.
466
00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:13,482
ALL:
Yeah!
467
00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:15,862
[ angry shouting]
468
00:20:17,655 --> 00:20:19,241
No, don't hurt him.
469
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,103
Hand over the snail.
470
00:20:22,344 --> 00:20:24,965
It's for his own good,
SpongeBob.
471
00:20:25,068 --> 00:20:27,724
No, I won't let you
touch Gary.
472
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,482
Stop the madness,
man.
473
00:20:29,586 --> 00:20:32,172
The mad snail disease
ends now.
474
00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:33,965
Seize the snail.
475
00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:34,965
Halt!
476
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:38,793
Did someone say
mad snail disease?
477
00:20:38,896 --> 00:20:41,551
Is that what all this fuss
is about?
478
00:20:41,655 --> 00:20:44,137
Yeah. What do you
know about it?
479
00:20:44,241 --> 00:20:45,586
Funny you should ask.
480
00:20:45,689 --> 00:20:47,448
Allow me to introduce myself.
481
00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:49,275
Dr. Gill Gilliam.
482
00:20:49,379 --> 00:20:51,724
S.D.E. + S.E.
483
00:20:51,827 --> 00:20:53,724
"S.D.E. + S.E."?
484
00:20:53,827 --> 00:20:57,034
Snail disease expert
and snail expert.
485
00:20:57,137 --> 00:20:59,241
I'm sorry to break
this to you all,
486
00:20:59,344 --> 00:21:02,758
but that "mad snail disease"
you're talking about
487
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,172
it doesn't exist.
488
00:21:05,275 --> 00:21:06,103
ALL:
Huh?
489
00:21:06,206 --> 00:21:08,275
That's right, no such thing.
490
00:21:08,379 --> 00:21:11,344
It's an old urban legend,
a myth.
491
00:21:11,448 --> 00:21:14,068
Well, does that mean
we're not zombies?
492
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:15,827
Of course not.
493
00:21:15,931 --> 00:21:16,965
No one is.
494
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,620
It's just mass hysteria.
495
00:21:18,724 --> 00:21:21,172
But what about my severely
untrimmed...?
496
00:21:21,275 --> 00:21:23,758
Those are only
moderately untrimmed.
497
00:21:23,862 --> 00:21:27,103
All the supposed symptoms
are just common ailments.
498
00:21:27,206 --> 00:21:28,655
Easy, boy.
499
00:21:28,758 --> 00:21:30,344
But what about Gary then?
500
00:21:30,448 --> 00:21:32,068
If he doesn't have
a disease,
501
00:21:32,172 --> 00:21:35,344
why'd he bite
all those people
including me?
502
00:21:36,827 --> 00:21:38,551
Hmm?
503
00:21:38,655 --> 00:21:40,551
Uh-huh, the problems
right here.
504
00:21:40,655 --> 00:21:42,551
He's got
a little splinter
505
00:21:42,655 --> 00:21:44,137
in his foot.
506
00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:53,413
I'm sure this was causing
him distemper.
507
00:21:53,517 --> 00:21:56,551
Making for serious
grouchy snailitis.
508
00:21:56,655 --> 00:22:00,689
Oh, Gary, I knew you weren't
disease-ridden.
509
00:22:00,793 --> 00:22:02,172
Do you still love me?
510
00:22:02,275 --> 00:22:03,103
Meow.
511
00:22:03,206 --> 00:22:04,551
[ laughing]
512
00:22:04,655 --> 00:22:06,206
Good old Gary's back.
513
00:22:06,310 --> 00:22:08,931
[ moaning]
514
00:22:12,793 --> 00:22:16,034
Hey, Squidward,
you're not a zombie, remember?
515
00:22:16,137 --> 00:22:19,172
Oh, yes, I am.
516
00:22:19,275 --> 00:22:21,275
Welcome to the Krusty Krab.
517
00:22:21,379 --> 00:22:23,034
May I take your order?
518
00:22:23,137 --> 00:22:24,482
All's well that ends well.
519
00:22:24,586 --> 00:22:26,068
[ loud snap]
520
00:22:26,172 --> 00:22:30,172
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