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- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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- ♪ OHH...
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- SPONGEBOB
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SQUAREPANTS!
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[laughing]
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♪
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[waves crashing]
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radio announcer: GOOD MORNING,
BIKINI BOTTOM!
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IT IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY TODAY
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BECAUSE WE'VE GOT THE NEW
SINGLE FROM BOYS WHO CRY,
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IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU.
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- ♪ IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, GIRL
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♪ ON YOUR 16TH BIRTHDAY
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♪ WE'LL PAY ATTENTION TO YOU,
GIRL ♪
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♪ EVERYONE HAS TO DO
JUST WHAT YOU SAY ♪
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♪ YOU'LL GET YOUR VERY OWN
SPOTLIGHT TONIGHT ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU
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♪ YEAH, IT'S ALL ABOUT PEARL
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♪ YOU'RE THE BIRTHDAY GIRL
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- YEAH, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.
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- ♪ YEAH, PEARL
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- ON MY 16TH BIRTHDAY.
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I WANT MUSIC AND CLOTHES
AND SHINY THINGS.
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SO GIVE IT UP RIGHT AWAY.
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EVERYBODY
IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
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THEY HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION
TO ME.
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IT'S ALL ABOUT ME, ME...
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AND GUESS WHO.
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ME!
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[all gasp]
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[gasps]
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crash!
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- NEPTUNE'S TREASURES!
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- MORNING, DADDY.
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- ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T
PREFER A ROOM
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ON THE GROUND FLOOR?
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- OH, DADDY.
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I'M JUST EXCITED BECAUSE
TOMORROW'S A VERY SPECIAL DAY.
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- [gulps]
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IT IS?
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OH, I MEAN, IT IS!
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VERY SPECIAL!
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VERY, VERY SPECIAL INDEED.
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- YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT DAY
TOMORROW IS, DO YOU?
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- NONE AT ALL.
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- IT'S MY 16TH BIRTHDAY!
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- I KNEW THAT.
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HOW COULD YOU THINK
I WOULDN'T KNOW THAT?
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE, 12?
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- I'M GOING TO BE 16!
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IT'S ONLY THE MOST IMPORTANT
BIRTHDAY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
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IF I DON'T HAVE
A COMPLETELY AWESOME PARTY,
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MY WHOLE HIGH SCHOOL REPUTATION
WILL COLLAPSE.
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I'LL HAVE TO DROP OUT.
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I WON'T GO OFF TO COLLEGE.
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I'LL NEVER LEAVE HOME.
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YOU'LL HAVE TO SUPPORT ME
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
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- [gasps]
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WELL,
WE DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN.
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- THEN PROMISE ME YOU'LL GIVE
ME A REAL PARTY THIS YEAR.
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AND DON'T BE CHEAP.
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[bell ringing]
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HI, GIRLS.
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- HI, PEARL.
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- ARE YOU GUYS COMING
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TO MY TOTALLY CORAL
BIRTHDAY PARTY TOMORROW?
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- I DON'T KNOW, PEARL.
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IS THIS GOING TO BE AS TOTALLY
CORAL AS LAST YEAR
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WHEN YOUR DAD PASSED OUT
PAPER CLIPS AS PARTY FAVORS?
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[girls laugh]
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- REMEMBER THE TIME
WE ALL HAD TO SHARE ONE BALLOON?
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PLEASE.
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- REMEMBER THE PONY RIDE?
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
HOW HE RUINS THIS YEAR.
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[laughing]
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- [sobbing]
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DADDY!
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[rumbling]
- UH-OH.
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EVERYBODY, BRACE FOR IMPACT!
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[rumbling and sobbing,
customers screaming]
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TELL ME YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING
TOTALLY CORAL
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PLANNED FOR MY
BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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- NOW, NOW,
DON'T SNAP YOUR MIZZENMAST.
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EVERYTHING IS ALL SET.
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WHY, I'VE ALREADY
GOT THE PARTY FAVORS:
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BUBBLE WRAP!
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THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE A BLAST.
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- DADDY, YOU RUINED
ALL MY BIRTHDAY PARTIES.
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BUT YOU BETTER NOT
RUIN THIS ONE.
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NOW, PROMISE ME
YOU WON'T BE CHEAP.
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- [gulps]
I PROMISE.
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- GOOD.
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BECAUSE I MADE A LIST.
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NOW, I WANT EVERYTHING
ON THIS LIST AT MY PARTY.
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BYE.
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I'LL BE AT THE MALL
WITH MY FRIENDS.
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- SPONGEBOB!
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- YES, MR. KRABS?
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- WHILE I PLAN THE PARTY,
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I WANT YOU
TO BUY PEARL'S PRESENT.
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HERE YOU GO, BOY.
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- WHAT'S THIS, MR. KRABS?
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- IT'S ME CREDIT CARD.
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YOU USE IT INSTEAD OF MONEY.
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- I CAN BUY STUFF
WITH JUST THIS PIECE OF PLASTIC?
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I DON'T NEED MONEY?
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- EXACTLY.
- WHOA.
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- NOW REMEMBER, NOTHING'S TOO
GOOD FOR ME LITTLE PEARL.
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I WANTED TO GIVE HER NOTHING,
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[mocking tone]
BUT SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR THAT.
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NOW FOLLOW HER AROUND
AND SEE WHAT SHE LIKES.
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YOU KNOW,
DO SOME DETECTIVE WORK.
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- DETECTIVE WORK.
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I'M GOING UNDERCOVER.
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- SO THAT'S WHEN MARCIE
TOLD ME
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THAT JULIE SAID
THAT ANGELA DID LIKE BRAD.
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- OH.
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- ANGELA LIKES BRAD.
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- OH, MY GOSH!
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THIS IS THE GREATEST THING
I HAVE SEEN
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IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
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- I'D LIKE TO BUY
THAT PIECE OF PLASTIC
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WITH THIS PIECE OF PLASTIC.
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- MR. KRABS, HUH?
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QUICK.
HOW DO YOU SPELL "KRABS"?
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- UM...
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I'M PRETTY SURE
IT HAS A "B" IN IT.
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- CLOSE ENOUGH.
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HERE YOU GO, KID.
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- THAT'S IT?
HUH.
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I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND
THE WORKINGS OF HIGH FINANCE.
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- WOW.
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THIS IS THE GREATEST THING
I'VE EVER SEEN
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IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
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GLITTER GLOSS.
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- OH, NO.
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I BOUGHT THE WRONG PRESENT.
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- PEARL,
YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS.
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- COMING, JUDY.
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- OH...
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HMM...
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HUH?
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- NOW, THIS IS OBVIOUSLY
THE GREATEST PRESENT EVER.
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[Pearl squealing]
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THIS IS THE GREATEST THING
IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
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- [sighs]
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- THE BANNER'S UP, MR. KRABS.
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- I'VE HAD THAT
SINCE THE DAY SHE WAS BORN.
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[sniffles]
I GOT IT ON SALE.
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- I'M SURE SHE'LL LOVE IT,
MR. KRABS.
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- [blows nose]
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- THIS SEA PONY
IS THE CUTEST THING EVER.
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DO YOU WANT TO COME HOME
AND BE MY PONY?
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- [panting]
- WEE!
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- [groans]
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- PEARL, COME HERE.
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THIS IS SO CORAL.
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- [sighs]
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- OH, MY GOSH.
IT'S BILLY FISHKIN.
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all: HI, BILLY.
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- MEEP.
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[all sighing]
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- OH, ISN'T HE DREAMY?
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[scanner beeps]
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- PRICE CHECK ON FOUR.
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- MEEP.
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- I FINISHED PEARL'S PORTRAIT,
MR. KRABS.
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IT'S A TRUE MASTERPIECE.
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- HEY...
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MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE HIRED
THAT ICE SCULPTOR.
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- ICE SCULPTOR?
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ANY FOOL CAN SCULPT IN ICE.
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IT TAKES TRUE GENIUS
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TO TRANSFORM 400 POUNDS
OF RAW KRABBY PATTIES
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INTO A WORK OF SUCH MAJESTY.
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- YEAH.
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WELL,
WE'VE GOT THE DECOR COVERED.
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NOW, HOW ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT?
LET ME SEE HERE.
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PEARL WANTS SOME BOY BAND
CALLED BOYS WHO CRY.
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- BOYS WHO CRY?
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THEY'RE MY FAVORITE BAND.
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THEY CHARGE A MILLION DOLLARS
JUST TO SHOW UP.
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IF YOU WANT THEM TO LIP-SYNC,
IT'LL RUN INTO REAL MONEY.
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- YOU'RE A REAL FAN, HUH?
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- OH, YEAH.
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I KNOW ALL THEIR SONGS.
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- HMM.
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ALL THEIR SONGS?
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beep!
cha-ching!
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beep!
cha-ching!
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[beeping and cash register
dinging repeatedly]
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- WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF MY DAD
GOT ME THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY?
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- IT SURE WOULD BE,
IF HE WAS COOL...
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WHICH HE'S NOT.
[girls laughing]
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- YEAH, HE PROBABLY GOT ME
ANOTHER BOX OF STAPLES.
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- IT'S ALMOST TIME
FOR THE PARTY TO START.
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- I'M BACK, MR. KRABS.
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- SPONGEBOB,
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
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AND WHERE'S PEARL'S PRESENT?
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- THE DELIVERY TRUCK
WILL BE HERE MOMENTARILY.
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- HERE SHE COMES, MR. KRABS.
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- EVERYBODY GET IN POSITION.
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all: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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- "IT'S A BOY"?
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[laughing]
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- DADDY!
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[all crunching]
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[all gagging and coughing]
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- STALE POPCORN.
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IT TASTES LIKE DISHWATER.
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- IT IS DISHWATER.
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[all gagging and coughing]
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- IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ME?
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IT'S MADE OUT OF KRABBY
PATTIES.
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GROSS!
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- WHO WANTS CAKE?
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- WELL, THE CAKE DOES LOOK GOOD.
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chomp!
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[gags]
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IT'S MADE OUT OF CARDBOARD.
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- AND FROSTING.
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- WOW, PEARL.
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16 LAME PARTIES IN A ROW.
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MUST BE A NEW RECORD.
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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- WAIT.
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DON'T LEAVE.
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MY DAD GOT BOYS WHO CRY TO PLAY.
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YOU DID GET BOYS WHO CRY, RIGHT?
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- OOH, EVEN BETTER, SWEETIE.
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HIT IT.
246
00:09:36,517 --> 00:09:38,034
[R&B music begins]
247
00:09:38,068 --> 00:09:40,827
- HELLO, LADIES.
248
00:09:40,862 --> 00:09:43,689
♪ WHEN MY TEAR DUCTS
GIVE ISSUE ♪
249
00:09:43,724 --> 00:09:46,827
♪ I CAN'T USE JUST ANY TISSUE
250
00:09:46,862 --> 00:09:48,482
♪ I NEED FOUR-PLY
251
00:09:48,517 --> 00:09:49,551
♪ FOUR-PLY
252
00:09:49,586 --> 00:09:50,551
♪ FOUR-PLY
253
00:09:50,586 --> 00:09:52,000
♪ WHEN I CRY
254
00:09:52,034 --> 00:09:54,000
♪ HUH!
255
00:09:54,034 --> 00:09:56,482
- HEY, THAT IS NOT BOYS WHO CRY.
256
00:09:56,517 --> 00:09:57,827
- YEAH.
257
00:09:57,862 --> 00:09:59,034
- BOO!
258
00:09:59,068 --> 00:10:00,034
- WHAT A RIP-OFF.
259
00:10:00,068 --> 00:10:01,172
- THIS STINKS!
260
00:10:01,206 --> 00:10:03,655
- DADDY, HOW COULD YOU?
261
00:10:03,689 --> 00:10:08,482
I GAVE YOU A LIST.
262
00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:11,206
[sobbing]
263
00:10:11,241 --> 00:10:13,344
- PEARL, COME BACK.
264
00:10:15,344 --> 00:10:16,689
smack!
265
00:10:18,137 --> 00:10:19,862
- YOU RUINED EVERYTHING.
266
00:10:19,896 --> 00:10:23,310
YOU COULDN'T STOP BEING CHEAP,
EVEN FOR ME.
267
00:10:23,344 --> 00:10:26,172
[sobbing]
268
00:10:26,206 --> 00:10:28,482
- I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU
SOMEHOW, PEARL.
269
00:10:28,517 --> 00:10:30,034
- THAT'S IT!
270
00:10:30,068 --> 00:10:31,137
BACK IT UP.
271
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,000
RIGHT THERE.
272
00:10:33,034 --> 00:10:34,310
LET 'ER GO.
273
00:10:34,344 --> 00:10:35,965
crash!
274
00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,206
- YOU BOUGHT ME A BOAT?
275
00:10:43,241 --> 00:10:44,482
- I DID?
276
00:10:44,517 --> 00:10:45,517
I MEAN...
277
00:10:45,551 --> 00:10:46,517
I DID?
278
00:10:46,551 --> 00:10:48,206
all: WOW.
279
00:10:48,241 --> 00:10:54,034
- OH, DADDY, I DON'T KNOW HOW
IT COULD GET BETTER THAN THIS.
280
00:10:54,068 --> 00:10:55,482
- JUST WATCH.
281
00:10:55,517 --> 00:10:57,137
HIT IT, BOYS.
282
00:10:57,172 --> 00:11:00,000
[smooth R&B music begins]
283
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,551
- ♪ IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, GIRL
284
00:11:02,586 --> 00:11:05,689
♪ ON YOUR 16TH BIRTHDAY
285
00:11:05,724 --> 00:11:07,758
♪ WE'LL PAY ATTENTION TO YOU,
GIRL ♪
286
00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:11,034
♪ EVERYONE HAS TO DO
JUST WHAT YOU SAY ♪
287
00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:14,655
♪ YOU'LL GET YOUR VERY OWN
SPOTLIGHT TONIGHT ♪
288
00:11:14,689 --> 00:11:16,655
♪ 'CAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU
289
00:11:16,689 --> 00:11:19,068
♪ YEAH, IT'S ALL ABOUT PEARL
290
00:11:19,103 --> 00:11:20,413
♪ YOU'RE THE BIRTHDAY GIRL
- BOY.
291
00:11:20,448 --> 00:11:22,379
HOW MUCH IS ALL THIS COSTING ME?
292
00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:24,172
- HERE'S THE RECEIPT.
- [gasps]
293
00:11:24,206 --> 00:11:25,172
[alarm bell rings]
294
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,172
I OUGHT TO--
295
00:11:26,206 --> 00:11:27,448
- OH, DADDY.
296
00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:30,482
YOU GOT ME EVERYTHING I WANTED.
297
00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:32,689
smooch!
298
00:11:32,724 --> 00:11:36,827
- AH, NOTHING'S TOO GOOD
FOR ME DAUGHTER.
299
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,517
- YOU'RE A GOOD DAD, MR. KRABS.
300
00:11:39,551 --> 00:11:54,137
- DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK, BOY.
301
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:55,655
- OKAY, GARY.
302
00:11:55,689 --> 00:11:57,758
READY FOR
YOUR YEARLY SHELL-WAXING?
303
00:11:57,793 --> 00:11:59,000
- [meows]
304
00:12:02,241 --> 00:12:05,965
[whirring]
305
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,620
JUST LOOK AT THAT SHINE.
306
00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:11,137
NOW, LET'S CHECK
UNDER THE HOOD.
307
00:12:11,172 --> 00:12:13,793
JEEZ, GARY.
THIS PLACE IS A REAL SNAIL-STY.
308
00:12:13,827 --> 00:12:15,068
- [meows]
309
00:12:15,103 --> 00:12:16,482
- STILL?
FROM NEW YEAR'S EVE?
310
00:12:16,517 --> 00:12:17,758
- [horn blowing]
311
00:12:17,793 --> 00:12:19,000
- WHAT?
312
00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:21,551
I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE
FOR THIS, GARY!
313
00:12:21,586 --> 00:12:24,517
MY FAVORITE NOVELTY T-SHIRT.
[doorbell rings]
314
00:12:24,551 --> 00:12:26,034
OOH!
SOMEONE'S HERE.
315
00:12:28,931 --> 00:12:31,517
- SPECIAL DELIVERY
FOR SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
316
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,034
- SPECIAL DELIVERY?
317
00:12:33,068 --> 00:12:34,827
JUST FOR ME?
318
00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:36,206
YOU THINK I'M...
319
00:12:36,241 --> 00:12:37,206
SPECIAL?
320
00:12:37,241 --> 00:12:39,379
[wailing]
321
00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:42,068
- ALL RIGHT,
DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS
322
00:12:42,103 --> 00:12:44,034
EVERY TIME I GIVE YOU YOUR MAIL?
323
00:12:44,068 --> 00:12:45,206
SHEESH!
324
00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:46,448
- WHAT COULD IT BE TODAY, GARY?
325
00:12:46,482 --> 00:12:47,448
- [meows]
326
00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:48,517
- A VIDEOTAPE?
327
00:12:48,551 --> 00:12:50,034
"YOU'RE A WINNER!
328
00:12:50,068 --> 00:12:52,482
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS."
329
00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:55,448
I'M SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
330
00:12:57,482 --> 00:12:59,103
TV announcer: KARATE ISLAND!
331
00:12:59,137 --> 00:13:01,275
A SERENE AND EXOTIC LOCATION
332
00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:02,862
WHERE NATURE AND BEAUTY ABOUND
333
00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:05,448
AND HUNDREDS OF FIGHTING STYLES
COLLIDE
334
00:13:05,482 --> 00:13:07,379
IN A WAVE OF NON-STOP,
PULSATING,
335
00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:09,551
NO-HOLDS BARRED ACTION!
336
00:13:09,586 --> 00:13:12,206
FOR CENTURIES,
THE WORLD'S TOP KARATE ARTISTS
337
00:13:12,241 --> 00:13:16,379
HAVE JOURNEYED TO THIS LAND
TO BE CROWNED KING OF KARATE.
338
00:13:16,413 --> 00:13:17,517
- KING...
339
00:13:17,551 --> 00:13:18,689
OF KARATE?
340
00:13:18,724 --> 00:13:20,206
announcer: NOW IT'S YOUR
TURN...
341
00:13:20,241 --> 00:13:22,034
- SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
342
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,034
announcer: YOU'VE WON
AN ALL-EXPENSE PAID TRIP
343
00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:25,482
TO KARATE ISLAND...
344
00:13:25,517 --> 00:13:27,034
HIYAH!
345
00:13:27,068 --> 00:13:28,896
WHERE YOU WILL BE CROWNED
THIS YEAR'S
346
00:13:28,931 --> 00:13:31,379
KING OF KARATE.
347
00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:32,655
- OOH...
348
00:13:32,689 --> 00:13:34,206
DID YOU HEAR THAT, GARY?
349
00:13:34,241 --> 00:13:36,068
I'M GOING TO CROWNED...
350
00:13:36,103 --> 00:13:38,896
[shouts indistinctly]
351
00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:40,275
KING OF KARATE!
352
00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:46,068
WHOO-HOO!
353
00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:49,034
HI...
354
00:13:49,068 --> 00:13:50,034
YAH!
355
00:13:50,068 --> 00:13:51,310
- HOWDY, SPONGEBOB.
356
00:13:51,344 --> 00:13:52,482
- HELLO, SANDY.
357
00:13:52,517 --> 00:13:53,655
HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?
358
00:13:53,689 --> 00:13:55,793
I'VE BEEN INVITED
TO KARATE ISLAND
359
00:13:55,827 --> 00:13:57,551
TO BE CROWNED
THE KING OF KARATE.
360
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:58,724
- KARATE ISLAND?
361
00:13:58,758 --> 00:14:00,000
I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF KARATE ISLAND.
362
00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:01,482
- OH, SURE, SANDY,
363
00:14:01,517 --> 00:14:02,793
ALL THE BIG KARATE EXPERTS
GO THERE.
364
00:14:02,827 --> 00:14:04,000
- BUT...
365
00:14:04,034 --> 00:14:05,758
MY KARATE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
BY A COUNTRY MILE,
366
00:14:05,793 --> 00:14:07,413
AND I'VE NEVER BEEN INVITED.
367
00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:09,034
- MAYBE YOUR KARATE
WAS THE BEST,
368
00:14:09,068 --> 00:14:11,620
BUT NOW THEY'VE RECOGNIZED
A NEW NUMBER ONE.
369
00:14:11,655 --> 00:14:13,551
- THERE'S SOMETHING ROTTEN
IN THE ALAMO.
370
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,965
I'D BETTER TAG ALONG WITH YOU
371
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,275
AND SEE
IF IT'S ON THE UP-AND-UP.
372
00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:17,689
- ALL RIGHT, SANDY,
373
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,896
YOU CAN COME WITH ME
TO WITNESS MY "CROWNING" MOMENT.
374
00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:21,000
[laughing]
375
00:14:24,034 --> 00:14:25,206
ARE WE THERE YET?
376
00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:26,724
- YUP, THAT'S IT OVER THERE.
377
00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:28,965
- WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
THAT'S KARATE ISLAND?
378
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,206
- I DON'T KNOW.
379
00:14:30,241 --> 00:14:31,344
LUCKY GUESS?
380
00:14:43,241 --> 00:14:46,413
- HELLO, THERE,
THE KING OF KARATE HAS ARRIVED.
381
00:14:46,448 --> 00:14:49,689
- WELCOME TO MY ISLAND,
SPONGEBOB-SAN.
382
00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:51,517
- OH, THANK YOU.
383
00:14:51,551 --> 00:14:52,793
- I AM MASTER UDON.
384
00:14:52,827 --> 00:14:55,172
- HOWDY, MASTER UDON.
SANDY CHEEKS.
385
00:14:55,206 --> 00:14:57,137
I DO A LITTLE KARATE MYSELF.
386
00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:58,896
- SANDY, SANDY, SANDY.
387
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:02,413
MR. UDON ISN'T INTERESTED
IN A KARATE NOVICE LIKE YOU.
388
00:15:02,448 --> 00:15:05,068
HE ONLY HAS TIME FOR ROYALTY.
389
00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:06,655
- OH, BROTHER.
390
00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:09,206
- PLEASE,
SHOW ME SOME OF YOUR MOVES,
391
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,034
MASTER SPONGEBOB.
392
00:15:11,068 --> 00:15:14,000
- YOU HEAR THAT, SANDY?
HE CALLED ME "MASTER."
393
00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:15,793
BRING ON YOUR BEST FIGHTERS!
394
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,172
I'LL TRY TO GO EASY ON THEM.
395
00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:18,206
- HIYAH!
396
00:15:18,241 --> 00:15:19,827
[thugs growling]
397
00:15:19,862 --> 00:15:21,551
- SPONGEBOB,
YOUR KARATE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH
398
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:23,034
TO HANDLE THOSE SIDEWINDERS.
399
00:15:23,068 --> 00:15:24,241
- PA-SHAW!
400
00:15:24,275 --> 00:15:25,379
WATCH AND LEARN, SISTER.
401
00:15:25,413 --> 00:15:27,517
[shouts indistinctly]
402
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:31,206
- [groaning]
403
00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:33,724
[last breath sputters]
404
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,448
- YUP, THAT'S HOW
THE KING OF KARATE DOES IT.
405
00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:36,896
WHO'S NEXT?
406
00:15:36,931 --> 00:15:40,068
- SOMETHING SMELLS
LIKE RANCID RODEO AROUND HERE.
407
00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:41,517
[thudding]
408
00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:43,413
- EXCELLENT.
409
00:15:43,448 --> 00:15:46,206
TRULY, YOU ARE KING OF KARATE.
410
00:15:46,241 --> 00:15:47,689
- THE ONE AND ONLY.
411
00:15:47,724 --> 00:15:50,793
- WE MUST MAKE READY
FOR YOUR CORONATION.
412
00:15:50,827 --> 00:15:53,689
- I'M READY
TO BE KING OF KARATE!
413
00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:56,137
[gong crashes]
414
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,827
- KING OF KARATE-SAN,
415
00:15:57,862 --> 00:16:01,379
IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO TAKE YOUR
RIGHTFUL PLACE
416
00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:03,103
ON YOUR THRONE.
417
00:16:03,137 --> 00:16:05,793
- MY THRONE.
418
00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:11,206
- ALL RIGHT, UDON,
I'M ONTO YOU.
419
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:14,068
THIS PLACE IS AS CROOKED
AS A DIZZY SIDEWINDER.
420
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,068
- COME, SANDY,
421
00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:16,551
TAKE YOUR PLACE
NEXT TO THE KING
422
00:16:16,586 --> 00:16:18,206
AND SHARE
IN MY CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT.
423
00:16:18,241 --> 00:16:19,689
clap!
clap!
424
00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:22,103
BRING A SEAT
FOR MY AIR-BREATHING FRIEND.
425
00:16:27,241 --> 00:16:29,724
- SPONGEBOB,
Y'ALL ARE GETTING A BIT WILY.
426
00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:32,379
- OH, DO I DETECT
A NOTE OF JEALOUSLY, SANDY?
427
00:16:32,413 --> 00:16:35,206
- HECK, I COULD KARATE YOU
INTO A COUNTRY FIDDLE
428
00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:37,068
WITH ONE PAW
TIED BEHIND MY BACK.
429
00:16:37,103 --> 00:16:38,103
- [laughing]
430
00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:40,206
BUT WHO'S BEING CROWNED
KING OF KARATE?
431
00:16:40,241 --> 00:16:41,689
NOT YOU.
432
00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:43,206
- I'M GETTING OFF
THIS CRAZY TRAIN!
433
00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:44,724
[mumbling]
434
00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:47,379
- MASTER, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT HER.
435
00:16:47,413 --> 00:16:51,137
SHE IS MISSING OUT ON THE
OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME.
436
00:16:51,172 --> 00:16:52,344
[laughs]
437
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,793
LET THE CORONATION BEGIN!
438
00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:57,965
- SANDY'S GONNA MISS OUT
BIG-TIME.
439
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:03,862
[gasps]
440
00:17:07,241 --> 00:17:09,379
click!
441
00:17:09,413 --> 00:17:10,689
- THAT DANG SPONGEBOB.
442
00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:12,068
WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?
443
00:17:12,103 --> 00:17:13,724
I TAUGHT THAT YELLOW EGOMANIAC
444
00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:15,310
EVERYTHING HE KNOWS
ABOUT FIGHTING,
445
00:17:15,344 --> 00:17:16,344
AND THAT AIN'T MUCH.
446
00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:18,931
- NO!
447
00:17:18,965 --> 00:17:20,137
- SPONGEBOB'S IN TROUBLE!
448
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,758
[SpongeBob continues screaming]
449
00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:23,689
SPONGEBOB IS
THE "KING OF KARATE."
450
00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:25,034
HE DOESN'T NEED ME.
451
00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:26,862
EH, HE CAN HANDLE THIS HIMSELF.
452
00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:28,586
- SANDY, I NEED YOU!
453
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,241
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS MYSELF!
454
00:17:30,275 --> 00:17:31,689
- HOLD ON, BUDDY!
455
00:17:31,724 --> 00:17:34,655
- NO!
456
00:17:34,689 --> 00:17:35,655
SANDY!
457
00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:36,896
- SHE WILL NEVER REACH YOU.
458
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,344
SHE MUST FIRST PASS THROUGH...
459
00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:39,379
- [screaming]
460
00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:42,344
- THE FOUR FLOORS OF FEAR.
461
00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:44,034
- SPONGEBOB?
462
00:17:44,068 --> 00:17:45,034
- HA.
463
00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:46,206
HA-HA-HA.
464
00:17:46,241 --> 00:17:47,586
YOU CANNOT PASS
465
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,482
UNLESS YOU DEFEAT ME,
THE TICKLER,
466
00:17:49,517 --> 00:17:50,758
AND MY IRON-FINGER STYLE.
467
00:17:50,793 --> 00:17:52,379
HA-HA!
468
00:17:55,310 --> 00:17:56,344
HA-HA.
469
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:57,310
LOOK!
- HUH?
470
00:17:57,344 --> 00:18:00,137
[giggling]
471
00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:02,689
- PREPARE FOR
THE TICKLING OF YOUR LIFE!
472
00:18:02,724 --> 00:18:04,241
TASTE THESE!
473
00:18:04,275 --> 00:18:06,034
OH, NO!
474
00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:07,758
JELLY-FILLED DOUGHNUTS!
475
00:18:07,793 --> 00:18:09,551
HOW DID YOU KNOW
THEY WERE MY WEAKNESS?
476
00:18:09,586 --> 00:18:11,793
NO ONE CAN RESIST JELLY-FILLED.
477
00:18:11,827 --> 00:18:12,793
HIYAH!
478
00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:15,344
HIYAH!
479
00:18:15,379 --> 00:18:17,137
HIYAH!
HIYAH!
480
00:18:17,172 --> 00:18:18,275
HIYAH!
481
00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:19,103
STICKY AROUND.
482
00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:20,896
I'LL BE BACK WITH THE GLAZED.
483
00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:23,034
- I COULD USE A WET-NAP.
484
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:25,310
- ALL RIGHT, WHO'S NEXT?
485
00:18:25,344 --> 00:18:26,689
- HALT.
486
00:18:26,724 --> 00:18:31,034
NO ONE ADVANCES PAST ME,
LIP SERVICE,
487
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:36,068
AND MY POWER-FLEXY
DYNAMO-LIP THRUSTER STYLE.
488
00:18:36,103 --> 00:18:37,758
- HIYAH!
489
00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:40,620
- DANCE, SQUIRREL!
DANCE!
490
00:18:42,724 --> 00:18:44,034
[laughing]
491
00:18:44,068 --> 00:18:46,379
- ADVANCED HAIR-DRYER STYLE.
492
00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:47,724
- [laughing]
493
00:18:47,758 --> 00:18:50,206
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO DO
WITH THAT?
494
00:18:50,241 --> 00:18:53,275
[whirring]
495
00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:54,448
OH, NO!
496
00:18:54,482 --> 00:18:56,793
NOT CHAPPED LIPS!
497
00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:58,517
OH!
498
00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:00,827
[grinding]
499
00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:01,862
crunch!
500
00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:04,310
- THAT'S ENOUGH LIP OUT OF YOU.
501
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,344
[crunching]
502
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,448
[shatters]
503
00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:09,551
WHAA!
504
00:19:11,172 --> 00:19:16,344
- NO ONE HAS EVER MADE IT
TO THE LAIR OF FILTHY PHIL.
505
00:19:17,586 --> 00:19:20,551
NO ONE PASSES EXCEPT ME.
506
00:19:20,586 --> 00:19:26,310
NOW, FEEL THE STING
OF MY HORRIBLE BODY ODOR!
507
00:19:26,344 --> 00:19:30,689
[grunting]
508
00:19:30,724 --> 00:19:32,379
[pinging]
509
00:19:32,413 --> 00:19:33,655
- HA-HA, PHIL!
510
00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:36,551
YOUR FOUL STENCH CAN'T PERMEATE
MY FRESH-AIR DOME.
511
00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:38,206
- FRESH-AIR DOME?
512
00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:40,517
[inhaling]
513
00:19:40,551 --> 00:19:41,689
MAN.
514
00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:43,517
I REALLY DO STINK.
515
00:19:47,206 --> 00:19:49,275
- HIYAH!
516
00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:52,034
- YOU ARE
ONE IMPRESSIVE SQUIRREL.
517
00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:53,965
YOU EVEN MADE A COSTUME CHANGE.
518
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,448
- RELEASE SPONGEBOB!
519
00:19:55,482 --> 00:19:57,517
- NEVER.
520
00:19:57,551 --> 00:19:58,862
thud!
521
00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:01,275
- [grunting]
522
00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:04,172
- HE IS FORBIDDEN TO LEAVE
UNTIL...
523
00:20:04,206 --> 00:20:06,413
HE SIGNS THIS CONTRACT.
524
00:20:06,448 --> 00:20:08,931
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- REAL ESTATE.
525
00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:10,206
- YOU MEAN THIS WHOLE THING
WAS A SCAM
526
00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:11,724
TO GET US TO BUY REAL ESTATE?
527
00:20:11,758 --> 00:20:12,896
- YES.
528
00:20:12,931 --> 00:20:14,862
IF THERE WAS
A REAL KARATE ISLAND,
529
00:20:14,896 --> 00:20:16,310
I'D BE A MILLIONAIRE.
530
00:20:16,344 --> 00:20:18,586
- YOU MEAN
I'M NOT KING OF KARATE?
531
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:19,620
- NO.
532
00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:22,172
BUT YOU COULD BE KING OF CONDOS.
533
00:20:22,206 --> 00:20:23,689
HERE, LET ME EXPLAIN.
534
00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:25,206
IT'S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE.
535
00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:26,482
YOU SEE,
536
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,862
IF YOU INVEST IN A TIMESHARE
HERE ON CONDO ISLAND,
537
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:34,241
YOU CAN SEE YOUR EQUITY INCREASE
TENFOLD.
538
00:20:35,206 --> 00:20:37,034
PERHAPS YOU
AND YOUR YELLOW FRIEND
539
00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:39,827
WOULD LIKE TO SET UP
A TIMESHARE PLAN?
540
00:20:39,862 --> 00:20:41,517
- DON'T DO IT, SANDY!
541
00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:44,275
- [chanting indistinctly]
542
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,620
HIYAH!
543
00:20:52,655 --> 00:20:55,896
I WON'T GIVE IN TO YOUR
TIMESHARE VACATION SCAM!
544
00:20:55,931 --> 00:20:58,620
- THEN GIVE IN TO MY FISTS.
545
00:20:58,655 --> 00:21:01,310
[grunting]
546
00:21:02,551 --> 00:21:05,482
- [grunting]
547
00:21:12,241 --> 00:21:13,379
HIYAH!
548
00:21:13,413 --> 00:21:14,586
- [roars]
549
00:21:22,551 --> 00:21:25,241
[smacking and groaning]
550
00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:32,310
[screams]
551
00:21:41,827 --> 00:21:43,379
[screams]
552
00:21:44,896 --> 00:21:46,827
[screams]
553
00:21:46,862 --> 00:21:50,793
[screaming]
554
00:21:50,827 --> 00:21:53,137
splash!
555
00:21:53,172 --> 00:21:55,413
- YOU'RE IN THE SOUP NOW, UDON!
556
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:00,275
- SANDY, I'M SORRY
I ACTED LIKE A JERK BACK THERE.
557
00:22:00,310 --> 00:22:01,827
THANKS FOR SAVING ME FROM...
558
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:02,827
gulp!
559
00:22:02,862 --> 00:22:04,344
BUYING A CONDO.
560
00:22:04,379 --> 00:22:07,551
- OH, SHUCKS, SPONGEBOB,
THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR.
561
00:22:07,586 --> 00:22:09,034
- I STILL HAVE ONE QUESTION,
THOUGH.
562
00:22:09,068 --> 00:22:11,689
DOES THIS MEAN
I'M NOT KING OF KARATE ANYMORE?
563
00:22:11,724 --> 00:22:13,689
- YOU ARE IN MY BOOK, SPONGEBOB.
564
00:22:13,724 --> 00:22:16,068
YOU ARE IN MY BOOK.
565
00:22:16,103 --> 00:22:17,689
NOW, LET ME TELL YOU
ABOUT REAL ESTATE.
566
00:22:17,724 --> 00:22:20,275
IT'S ALL ABOUT LOCATION...
567
00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:23,379
- I'M HERE!
568
00:22:23,413 --> 00:22:27,241
THE KING OF CLARINETS
HAS ARRIVED!
569
00:22:27,275 --> 00:22:30,034
[mysterious music playing]
570
00:22:30,068 --> 00:22:32,344
♪
571
00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:38,241
[lilting ukulele music]
572
00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:45,310
♪
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