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Are you ready, kids?
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KIDS:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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[louder]:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish... ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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[laughs heartily]
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[plays airy tune]
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[whistling]
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BOTH:
It's here!
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Behold, Patrick!
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The official
Goofy Goober back scratcher!
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And it only cost me 52 box tops.
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Whoa.
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Ooh. Mm-hmm.
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Oh...
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Oh!
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Whoo!
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Oh, yeah, that's it.
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Let me try!
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Ahh...
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Uh... Patrick,
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that's not the back scratcher.
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That's my arm.
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Oh. Sorry.
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You know, we shouldn't
keep this all to ourselves.
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We should let
Squidward try it out.
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Yeah!
Onward...
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...to Squidward's house!
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SQUIDWARD:
Go away!
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To Sandy's house!
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Hey, Sandy, you gotta see this.
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Sandy?
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What's going on here?
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Sandy, are you okay?
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[shuddering, sputtering]
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What's wrong, Sandy?
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They're coming!
They're coming!
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The chimps
are coming?
Who?
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My bosses!
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They're coming
for an inspection!
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I've worked day and night
for a week,
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but none of my inventions
are any good.
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If I don't have
a real impressive
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invention by this afternoon,
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they'll cut my funding,
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and I'll have to leave
Bikini Bottom.
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Oh, come on, Sandy.
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I'll bet you invented
lots of useful things.
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This helmet looks impressive.
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What's it do?
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It lets you talk to nuts.
What use is that?
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SpongeBob to Peanut.
Come in, Peanut.
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[shortwave radio beeping]
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What's it saying?
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It says...
"It's dark in here."
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Got anything else, Sandy?
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There's my nuttachino machine.
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It makes a nice hot, frothy
cup of any nut you choose.
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[grinding, shrieking]
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And lastly, my fully
automated nutcracker.
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[beeping]
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[beeping]
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Oh! I can't even make
a simple nutcracker.
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So, it's got a few bugs.
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Patrick and I'll
help you fix it.
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Right, Patrick?
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Patrick?
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[ecstatic moaning]
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Everything'll be fine.
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Oh, it's no use, SpongeBob.
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I just have to face facts.
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I'll be leaving
Bikini Bottom because...
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I'm a failure.
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We can't let
Sandy leave, Patrick.
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What'll we do?
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They're looking
for an invention, right?
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Right.
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So let's start inventing!
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Yeah!
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It's time to get
serious, Patrick.
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Right!
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[crashing]
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I made an invention!
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It's a stick that you
can draw or write stuff with.
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That's a pencil, Patrick.
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It's already been invented.
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[crashing]
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Ooh! Ooh!
This is a good one.
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It's a glass ball
that lights up,
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so you can see in the dark.
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Light bulb, already invented.
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[grunting]
[crashing]
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SpongeBob.
I know this one will work.
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I've invented
a parallel universe.
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That's a mirror, Patrick.
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It's already been invented.
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[groans]
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Somebody keeps
stealing my ideas.
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[strange accent]:
Well, I thought it
was a pretty good idea.
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[grunts]
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Ohh... I give up.
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I'll never invent anything.
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[acoustic guitar plays]
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♪ So long, Bikini Bottom ♪
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♪ I can't leave without
a good-bye ♪
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♪ But please don't think
bad of me ♪
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♪ If'n I start to cry ♪
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♪ So long, Bikini Bottom ♪
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♪ There's so many
things I'll miss ♪
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♪ From your smoggy,
crowded city ♪
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♪ To your stingin' jellyfish ♪
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♪ This town is filled
with many things ♪
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♪ That I've come to love ♪
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♪ From the birds that fly
upon the ground ♪
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♪ To the flowers up above ♪
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♪ Farewell, Bikini Bottom ♪
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♪ Now, I really hate to go ♪
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♪ 'Cause the things I'll miss
the most of all ♪
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♪ Are the friends
I've come to know. ♪
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[both bawling]
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I'm ashamed of myself, Patrick.
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I gave up too quickly.
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We'll build Sandy's bosses
an invention so amazing,
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they'll give Sandy
funding forever.
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[electrical zapping]
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[small explosion]
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[sloshing]
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[laughing]
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We've done it, Patrick!
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We created
the greatest invention
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the world has ever seen!
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Patrick, they're here!
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Who?
Sandy's bosses.
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The reason we spent
all afternoon inventing.
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I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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Good day, gentlemen.
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Allow me to introduce ourselves.
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I am Professor Percy.
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This is Dr. Marmalade.
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At your service.
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And this is Lord Reginald.
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Charmed.
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You guys talk funny.
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Say more words!
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We are the board of directors
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of Tree Dome
Enterprises Limited,
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and we are here to ascertain
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if Miss Cheek's inventions
are up to snuff.
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Why, everyone in town
has benefited
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from Sandy's scientific
knowledge.
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Before Sandy showed up,
I used to be a scrawny weakling.
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And I used to be dumb.
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[goofy laughter]
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Quite.
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And whom do I have
the pleasure of addressing?
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My name is SpongeBob.
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And I am Professor Patrick.
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Professor?
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Doctor Professor Patrick.
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Don't mind him.
You know how interns are.
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Where is Miss Cheeks?
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She should be back any moment.
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I thought she ran away
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because she couldn't
invent anything.
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Patrick.
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That's Mr. Doctor Professor
Patrick to you!
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Don't you think it's time
to show them Sandy's invention,
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Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick?
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Good idea.
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Well?
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Hey, you'rethe unpaid intern.
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You do the work.
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Gentlemen, I can say
without exaggeration,
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that this is the most
important invention
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in the history of the universe.
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I give you...
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the Automatic Back Scratcher,
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Hair Comber, Nose Picker
and Ukulele Tuner 9000!
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This is where our
research money went?
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Uh-huh. Isn't it great?
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An automatic
back-scratcher, hair-combing
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nose-picking ukulele tuner.
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Yes, well, I've heard
thatclaim before.
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Yes. How do we know
this contraption works?
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Let's see a demonstration.
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Step right up.
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You look like you've
been neglecting
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your personal hygiene.
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Me?
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Are you sure this is safe?
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As sure as I'm
a doctor professor.
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Patrick, don't you think
we should test it?
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Okay.
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[rumbling]
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That's not exactly
what I had in mind.
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Lord Reginald,
are you all right?
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Oh, I say.
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This is splendid.
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Oh, absolutely splendid.
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What's this? Oh, marvelous.
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This machine has evacuated
my nostrils
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of unwanted residue
in a manner most pleasant.
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Good work, Mr. Doctor
Professor Patrick.
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Thank you, lowly assistant.
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Oh, I say, now it's feeding me
delicious pudding.
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Pudding, I don't remember
that part of the invention.
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And now it's tuning my ukulele.
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[sour note]
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[machine crashing]
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Ouch! Ooh!
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I say, was that necessary?
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You, sir, are impertinent.
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Oh, dear.
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[agonized shrieks]
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Lord Reginald,
are you all right?
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[shrieks, explosions]
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I'm sorry, was that a yes?
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Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick,
what is the meaning of this?
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It's okay.
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The horrible screaming
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means that it's working.
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Oh, I really wish
Sandy were here.
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All aboard!
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Will this bus take you somewhere
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when you've got
nowhere else to go?
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It sure does.
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We make stops in Quittersville,
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Failuretown and Loserburg.
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[screaming]
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What in tarnation?
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[screaming]
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What's with all
the monkey business?
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[shrieks]
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[laughing]
Sandy!
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SpongeBob.
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What the heck is going on here?
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[thumping]
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Ouch.
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It works! It works!
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Lord Reginald,
are you all right?
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I seem to have ruptured
my pomposity.
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We shall commence
closure of this establishment
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immediately.
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Frankly, I'm beginning
to question
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the economic benefits
of underwater tree domes.
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Doesn't make much sense
when you get right down to it.
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I'm sorry, Sandy.
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We were trying to keep you
in Bikini Bottom,
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but all we did was ruin
your chances to stay.
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I was about to be fired anyway.
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Thanks for trying
to help, SpongeBob.
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You, too, Patrick.
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That's Mr. Doctor
Professor Patrick.
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Don't push it.
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Sorry.
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We are departing,
Dr. Marmalade.
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00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:28,192
My word.
All of this excitement
270
00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:31,587
has drastically reduced
my potassium levels.
271
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,027
Good gracious.
272
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,246
Can it be?
273
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,987
Try it again.
274
00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:46,080
Oh! It is!
275
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,559
It is!
276
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,083
It's the banana peeler
277
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:52,564
we have been searching
117 years for.
278
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:56,264
[excited chattering]
279
00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:59,267
Wow, Sandy, they're going
bananas for your nutcracker.
280
00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:00,877
Yeah.
281
00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:02,313
PERCY:
Well, Miss Cheeks,
282
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,750
I must say,
283
00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:07,449
you have exceeded expectations.
284
00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:10,191
It may be the extreme
head trauma I've suffered,
285
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:13,020
but I am going to offer you
a 20-year contract
286
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:15,326
with a substantial pay rise.
287
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,501
I accept.
288
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:18,025
BOTH:
Hooray!
289
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:21,332
I expect great things
out of you, Miss Cheeks.
290
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:22,856
Great things.
291
00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:25,075
Perhaps you could
put your talents
292
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:26,990
toward that automatic
poop-throwing machine
293
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:29,079
that's eluded us for so long.
294
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:31,516
Now, now.
One miracle at a time.
295
00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:32,996
ALL:
Good-bye.
296
00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,871
Well, the only thing left
is to figure out what to do
297
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:39,437
with this infernal contraption.
298
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:40,612
My turn!
299
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,614
Whoo-hoo!
300
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,313
[screaming]
301
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,097
All right!
302
00:12:04,485 --> 00:12:06,356
[bell ringing]
303
00:12:06,443 --> 00:12:08,445
Curse this cursed, ghostly fog.
304
00:12:08,532 --> 00:12:10,839
I can barely see
past me own nose.
305
00:12:10,926 --> 00:12:12,188
Argh.
306
00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:14,408
[screams]
307
00:12:16,148 --> 00:12:18,194
[screams]
308
00:12:18,281 --> 00:12:21,850
[grunting]
309
00:12:30,946 --> 00:12:32,730
Me ship.
310
00:12:37,648 --> 00:12:39,346
[dialing phone]
311
00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:41,086
Hello, roadside assistance?
312
00:12:41,173 --> 00:12:42,697
I've got a bit of a flat!
313
00:12:42,784 --> 00:12:46,048
My location
where I'll be staying?
314
00:12:46,135 --> 00:12:48,093
Business or residence?
315
00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:50,400
Residence.
316
00:12:51,836 --> 00:12:53,142
Argh!
317
00:12:53,229 --> 00:12:55,405
The Flying Dutchman!
318
00:12:55,492 --> 00:12:57,364
What are you doing in my house?
319
00:12:57,451 --> 00:12:59,757
I'm stuck here while me ship
is being repaired.
320
00:12:59,844 --> 00:13:02,325
Till then, I'm here to haunt ya!
321
00:13:02,412 --> 00:13:04,109
[laughs maniacally]
322
00:13:04,196 --> 00:13:06,068
[screams]
323
00:13:06,155 --> 00:13:07,548
Squidward! Squidward!
324
00:13:07,635 --> 00:13:08,635
Squidward, help!
325
00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:10,202
Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ooh!
326
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,378
Ow! Oh! Ee! Ee! Ow! Oh!
327
00:13:11,465 --> 00:13:13,684
Squidward, you have to help me!
328
00:13:13,771 --> 00:13:16,121
There's a gh-gh-gh,
a ghost in my house!
329
00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:19,124
SpongeBob, how many times
do I have to tell you
330
00:13:19,211 --> 00:13:24,173
I don't believe in ghosts,
and I never liked you?
331
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:25,435
Patrick!
332
00:13:25,522 --> 00:13:27,568
Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!
333
00:13:27,655 --> 00:13:29,134
Patrick, you've got to help me!
334
00:13:29,221 --> 00:13:30,832
The Flying Dutch... man.
335
00:13:30,919 --> 00:13:32,964
[Gary crying]
336
00:13:33,051 --> 00:13:34,401
Gary!
337
00:13:34,488 --> 00:13:36,533
[gasps]
338
00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:38,666
Don't you dare
hurt my little Gary!
339
00:13:38,753 --> 00:13:42,104
Aw, I just wanted
to pet the little guy.
340
00:13:42,191 --> 00:13:44,759
There, there, Dutchie's
not gonna hurt you.
341
00:13:44,846 --> 00:13:47,588
I love me a good snail.
342
00:13:50,634 --> 00:13:52,070
[screams]
343
00:13:52,157 --> 00:13:53,550
[meow]
344
00:13:53,637 --> 00:13:54,812
[meow]
345
00:13:54,899 --> 00:13:56,205
Gary!
346
00:13:56,292 --> 00:13:57,467
[Dutchman laughs maniacally]
347
00:13:57,554 --> 00:13:59,208
Nothing better than
giving a good scare!
348
00:13:59,295 --> 00:14:01,210
Argh!
349
00:14:01,297 --> 00:14:05,475
[laughing]
350
00:14:05,562 --> 00:14:07,172
It's okay, Gary.
351
00:14:07,259 --> 00:14:10,524
Don't get too comfortable!
352
00:14:15,442 --> 00:14:17,008
Good night, Gary.
353
00:14:20,838 --> 00:14:22,100
[screams]
354
00:14:22,187 --> 00:14:24,407
[laughs]
355
00:14:26,278 --> 00:14:28,237
[screams]
356
00:14:28,324 --> 00:14:29,934
[laughs]
357
00:14:30,021 --> 00:14:31,762
[laughs nervously]
358
00:14:36,811 --> 00:14:38,203
[sighs]
359
00:14:43,295 --> 00:14:45,167
[sighs]
360
00:14:45,254 --> 00:14:46,516
Hmm?
361
00:14:48,866 --> 00:14:50,390
[sighs]
362
00:15:04,969 --> 00:15:07,145
[laughing evilly]
363
00:15:10,192 --> 00:15:11,454
[screams]
364
00:15:17,634 --> 00:15:19,157
Hmm?
365
00:15:19,244 --> 00:15:22,117
Um, Dutchie, is this
gonna be much longer?
366
00:15:22,204 --> 00:15:23,684
Why aren't you
freaking out, lad?
367
00:15:23,771 --> 00:15:26,208
Well, you've been here a while,
368
00:15:26,295 --> 00:15:28,471
and, uh, I've seen
all your tricks.
369
00:15:28,558 --> 00:15:30,168
What are you trying to say?
370
00:15:30,255 --> 00:15:31,256
Eh.
371
00:15:31,343 --> 00:15:33,345
I know when I'm washed up.
372
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,000
I've been doing
the same material for years.
373
00:15:36,087 --> 00:15:38,089
Scaring is a young man's game.
374
00:15:38,176 --> 00:15:40,048
It's time to give up the ghost.
375
00:15:40,135 --> 00:15:41,266
No pun intended.
376
00:15:41,353 --> 00:15:43,747
Oh, no, no.
377
00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:45,662
I meant that I'm just
used to it, that's all.
378
00:15:45,749 --> 00:15:47,098
Don't lie to me.
379
00:15:47,185 --> 00:15:49,492
You've just got to scare
someone other than me.
380
00:15:49,579 --> 00:15:51,494
Hmm...
381
00:15:53,191 --> 00:15:55,019
Mind if I test it out?
382
00:15:55,106 --> 00:15:56,543
Yeah, this does
feel comfortable.
383
00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:57,761
[bell rings]
384
00:15:57,848 --> 00:15:59,546
Could you excuse me a moment?
385
00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:02,070
[snoring]
386
00:16:02,157 --> 00:16:04,376
[growls]
387
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,901
[mutters]
388
00:16:06,988 --> 00:16:08,293
Grr!
389
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:10,252
Rah! Rah!
390
00:16:10,339 --> 00:16:12,384
Boo! Rah!
391
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,908
Ah, forget it.
392
00:16:13,995 --> 00:16:15,083
So, what do you think?
393
00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:16,780
[screams]
394
00:16:18,173 --> 00:16:19,479
[growls]
395
00:16:19,566 --> 00:16:21,524
It's official.
396
00:16:21,611 --> 00:16:23,657
I'm not scary anymore.
397
00:16:23,744 --> 00:16:26,181
Just what kind of talk is that?
398
00:16:26,268 --> 00:16:28,531
You're just off your game,
that's all.
399
00:16:28,618 --> 00:16:30,185
Maybe I just need a break.
400
00:16:30,272 --> 00:16:32,100
Take some time off, you know?
401
00:16:32,187 --> 00:16:33,667
Sure, relax a little.
402
00:16:33,754 --> 00:16:36,496
Maybe stay with a friend
for a while.
403
00:16:38,193 --> 00:16:42,502
On a comfy couch in a pineapple.
404
00:16:43,807 --> 00:16:45,809
Just for a little while longer?
405
00:16:47,028 --> 00:16:48,290
Till I get back on me feet?
406
00:16:50,814 --> 00:16:52,163
[glass breaking]
407
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:53,774
Hey, champ, how's it...
[screams]
408
00:16:53,861 --> 00:16:56,167
Turn it up!
Turn the knob up!
409
00:16:56,254 --> 00:16:57,865
Whoo!
410
00:16:57,952 --> 00:16:59,519
Who'd guess we have
so much in common?
411
00:16:59,606 --> 00:17:02,304
You like teddy bears;
I like teddy bears.
412
00:17:02,391 --> 00:17:04,654
You like ponies;
I like ponies.
413
00:17:04,741 --> 00:17:06,917
Is that a wedding ring?
414
00:17:07,004 --> 00:17:08,484
Oh, this?
Oh, it's nothing.
415
00:17:08,571 --> 00:17:09,877
[laughs]
416
00:17:09,964 --> 00:17:12,314
What is going on around here?!
417
00:17:12,401 --> 00:17:15,012
Come on, SpongeBob,
don't be a stick in the mud.
418
00:17:15,099 --> 00:17:16,623
Look out below!
419
00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:18,450
[laughs]
420
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,801
[screams]
421
00:17:20,888 --> 00:17:22,367
How was that?
422
00:17:22,454 --> 00:17:24,239
Even better the third time.
423
00:17:24,326 --> 00:17:25,327
Oh, no.
424
00:17:25,414 --> 00:17:27,851
No, no, no, no, no!
425
00:17:27,938 --> 00:17:31,594
Everyone, get out!
426
00:17:31,681 --> 00:17:34,118
All righty, boys, party's over.
427
00:17:34,205 --> 00:17:35,337
Time to scoot honey.
428
00:17:35,424 --> 00:17:38,035
[burping]
429
00:17:39,368 --> 00:17:42,023
Dutchie, do you want to spend
eternity on this couch?
430
00:17:42,110 --> 00:17:43,198
Well, it is comfy.
431
00:17:43,285 --> 00:17:44,982
Look in the mirror.
432
00:17:45,069 --> 00:17:46,549
You're a ghost
of your former self.
433
00:17:46,636 --> 00:17:48,029
Ah, you're right, SpongeBob.
434
00:17:48,116 --> 00:17:49,247
I'm pathetic.
435
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:51,032
Yes, you are.
436
00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:53,358
But we're going to raise you up
from your squalid condition
437
00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:55,688
through the use of visual aids.
438
00:17:55,776 --> 00:17:57,386
Watch now.
439
00:17:57,473 --> 00:17:59,257
What in barnacles is it?
440
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:02,217
A journey into self-awareness.
441
00:18:11,748 --> 00:18:13,750
[screams]
442
00:18:15,143 --> 00:18:18,102
The power within.
The power within.
443
00:18:18,189 --> 00:18:20,104
[whispering]:
The power within.
444
00:18:20,191 --> 00:18:21,714
[whispering]:
The power within.
445
00:18:21,802 --> 00:18:23,455
The power within.
446
00:18:23,542 --> 00:18:27,372
The power within.
The power within.
447
00:18:27,459 --> 00:18:29,287
The power within.
448
00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:30,898
[echoing]:
The power within.
449
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,204
The power within.
450
00:18:34,597 --> 00:18:37,469
The power within!
451
00:18:37,556 --> 00:18:39,820
Yeah!
452
00:18:39,907 --> 00:18:41,517
[sobbing]
453
00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:44,128
That was beautiful.
454
00:18:44,215 --> 00:18:46,652
Now get off of that couch
and into your clothes, Dutchman.
455
00:18:46,739 --> 00:18:49,568
It's time to get serious.
456
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:54,008
Let's start you off easy.
457
00:18:54,095 --> 00:18:55,812
You think you can take
that old lady down there?
458
00:18:55,836 --> 00:18:57,228
What, are you kidding me?
459
00:18:57,315 --> 00:18:59,491
Scaring her is too easy.
460
00:18:59,578 --> 00:19:01,754
Now that's
the Flying Dutchman I know.
461
00:19:01,842 --> 00:19:03,713
Let's see you put
those words into action.
462
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,498
No problemo, compadre.
463
00:19:07,543 --> 00:19:08,631
[thunder]
464
00:19:08,718 --> 00:19:09,501
[Dutchman screaming]
465
00:19:09,588 --> 00:19:10,938
Yargh!
466
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,591
Lonnie, is that you?
467
00:19:12,678 --> 00:19:14,289
What? No!
468
00:19:14,376 --> 00:19:17,292
'Tis I, the ominous
Flying Dutchman!
469
00:19:17,379 --> 00:19:20,208
[screams]
470
00:19:20,295 --> 00:19:24,734
Lonnie, there's this great
new product called toothpaste.
471
00:19:24,821 --> 00:19:27,389
I think you should try it.
472
00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:34,352
Let's hit it!
473
00:19:36,789 --> 00:19:39,357
[straining]
474
00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:40,968
[laughs]
475
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,752
Dude, look at your pecs.
476
00:19:42,839 --> 00:19:44,145
You're phenomenal.
477
00:19:44,232 --> 00:19:45,842
Truly a hard body.
478
00:19:45,929 --> 00:19:47,322
Look at those guns.
479
00:19:47,409 --> 00:19:49,150
[screams]
480
00:19:49,237 --> 00:19:50,586
[gasps]
481
00:19:50,673 --> 00:19:51,848
[chuckles]
Now he's got him.
482
00:19:51,935 --> 00:19:54,372
My latissimus dorsi
has gone flabby.
483
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:56,200
I've got to get
to a rowing machine.
484
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,377
Ah.
485
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:01,379
It's no use, SpongeBob.
486
00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:04,121
I can't seem to scare anyone.
487
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:06,776
Maybe people just don't believe
in ghosts anymore.
488
00:20:06,863 --> 00:20:08,604
Wait a minute!
489
00:20:08,691 --> 00:20:11,259
I think you just gave me
the answer to all your problems.
490
00:20:11,346 --> 00:20:12,695
[whispering]
491
00:20:12,782 --> 00:20:13,870
...goblins...
[whispering]
492
00:20:13,957 --> 00:20:16,220
...guilt trip...
[whispering]
493
00:20:18,962 --> 00:20:22,487
[humming]
494
00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:30,321
[humming]
495
00:20:30,408 --> 00:20:33,411
Huh?
496
00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:37,154
Squidward!
Squidward!
497
00:20:37,241 --> 00:20:38,634
What's going on?
498
00:20:38,721 --> 00:20:41,724
Why haven't you called me?
499
00:20:41,811 --> 00:20:43,291
Mother?
500
00:20:43,378 --> 00:20:46,424
Why haven't you
called your mother?
501
00:20:46,511 --> 00:20:48,992
[screams]
502
00:20:49,079 --> 00:20:51,168
Uh, Squiddums loves his mama.
503
00:20:51,255 --> 00:20:54,041
Why don't you call me then?
504
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:59,872
Why don't you call me?
Why don't you call me?
505
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,875
[clarinet playing]
506
00:21:06,618 --> 00:21:09,012
I heard you don't
believe in ghosts!
507
00:21:09,099 --> 00:21:10,535
Ghosts?
508
00:21:10,622 --> 00:21:13,060
As in the Flying Dutchman!
509
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:15,410
[laughs maniacally]
510
00:21:15,497 --> 00:21:18,369
[screaming]
511
00:21:18,456 --> 00:21:20,981
There's no such thing as ghosts.
512
00:21:21,068 --> 00:21:22,373
No such things.
513
00:21:22,460 --> 00:21:24,245
No such thing as ghosts?
514
00:21:24,332 --> 00:21:27,030
No such thing as ghosts?!
515
00:21:27,117 --> 00:21:28,510
You don't believe in ghosts?!
516
00:21:34,951 --> 00:21:38,215
[heavy breathing]
517
00:21:38,302 --> 00:21:40,043
SpongeBob?
518
00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:45,222
[laughs maniacally]
519
00:21:45,309 --> 00:21:47,050
Ooh.
520
00:21:47,137 --> 00:21:48,660
Scary.
521
00:21:48,747 --> 00:21:49,879
No!
522
00:21:49,966 --> 00:21:51,054
No!
523
00:21:51,141 --> 00:21:53,274
That's impossible!
524
00:21:53,361 --> 00:21:55,319
Ghosts! Ghosts!
525
00:21:55,406 --> 00:21:57,147
Dutchie, it worked!
526
00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:58,975
You got your scare back.
527
00:21:59,062 --> 00:22:00,759
And me confidence, too.
528
00:22:00,846 --> 00:22:02,631
Now I feel like I could scare
529
00:22:02,718 --> 00:22:04,546
the living criminy
out of anybody!
530
00:22:04,633 --> 00:22:06,330
All thanks to you, my boy.
531
00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:08,419
And maybe your ship
will be repaired soon.
532
00:22:08,506 --> 00:22:11,640
Actually, I have a
confession, SpongeBob.
533
00:22:11,727 --> 00:22:14,034
My ship's been done
for three months now.
534
00:22:14,121 --> 00:22:15,861
Well, it was nice
rooming with ya.
535
00:22:15,948 --> 00:22:17,080
[bell ringing]
536
00:22:17,167 --> 00:22:18,908
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.
537
00:22:18,995 --> 00:22:21,395
I left you a little something
something for all your trouble.
538
00:22:21,476 --> 00:22:24,000
Now it's high time
for me to ruin more souls.
539
00:22:24,087 --> 00:22:26,785
[laughs maniacally]
540
00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:28,830
[gasps]
541
00:22:28,874 --> 00:22:31,138
[growling]
542
00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:32,791
[SpongeBob laughs]
543
00:22:32,878 --> 00:22:34,097
Good ol' Dutchie.[burps]
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