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Are you ready, kids?
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KIDS:
Aye, aye, Captain.
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I can't hear you.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ Ooh!
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪Ready?
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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[ hearty laughter]
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[ piccolo playing]
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[ ocean waves lapping,
seagulls crying]
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So, I was all ready
to drain the fries,
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but I cooked the fries
slightly too long. So...
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SpongeBob...So here's where the
bizarre twist comes in.
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SpongeBob...They weren't overcooked
at all!
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SpongeBob! Look!
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SPONGEBOB:
Wow!
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What happened to
the Krusty Krab?
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MR. KRABS:
Good morning!
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The Krusty Towers
is now open for business.
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Why did you build a hotel,
Mr. Krabs?
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I'm glad
you asked, son.
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Remember when I went to
that fast food convention
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and stayed in
that fancy hotel?
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I had a beautiful room.
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The employees were so friendly.
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They catered to me every whim,
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no matter how demeaning it was,
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because they lived by a code.
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And that code was engraved
in fine gold
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above the grand fireplace.
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Everything was perfect.
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Until I got the bill!
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They charged me for everything.
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$25.00 for a hamburger.
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[ horn toots]
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If they could charge
that much for
a lousy burger,
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imagine how much
I could charge for
a lousy Krabby Patty.
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And thus,
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the Krusty Towers
was born.
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Why would anyone stay at a hotel
in Bikini Bottom?
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It's in the middle
of scenic nowhere.
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There's nothing to do
but get stung by jellyfish.
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[ groaning]
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See?Eww.
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Come inside.
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Isn't it beautiful?
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Where are all the new
hotel employees?
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Me first hotel guest.
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Watch me reel him in.
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Welcome to
the Krusty Towers,
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where our motto is,
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"We shall never deny a guest
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even the most ridiculous
request."
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Oh, that's great.
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I'd like a double Krabby Patty
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with no onions
and extra pickles.
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If you want
a Krabby Patty,
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you have to rent a room,
and order room service.
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Ooh, I've only got
an hour for lunch.
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Boy, you reeled
that one in like a pro.
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Okay, Squidward,
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you run
the front desk.
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I'd like
a Krabby Patty, please.
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This is a hotel now.
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If you want
a Krabby Patty,
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you'll have to get
a room, and order
room service.
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Okay.
One Krabby Patty and one room.
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With cheese.
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Oh, and can I get cheese
on the Krabby Patty, too?
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Patrick,
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you only live
400 yards away.
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Why do you want
to check into a hotel?
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Sometimes I just need to get
away from it all.
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Wow, this hotel
has everything.
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Give me that.
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Now sign
the register.
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I didn't know
there would be a test.
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I didn't study!
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Patrick, all you have
to do is write your name.
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Oh, okay.
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Do you mind?
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Don't look.
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Um...
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Done.
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Close enough.
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Here's your
room key.
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I'll need some help
with my bags.
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How can you
have bags?
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You just found out
this is a hotel.
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This is a hotel?
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D-oh!
SpongeBob?
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Yes, Squidward.
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Take Patrick and his bags
to his room.
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What about my Krabby Patty?
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And bring him a Krabby Patty.
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Squidward, you can take
Patrick's bags up to his room.
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SpongeBob, you go make
the Krabby Patty.
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Oh, Mr. Krabs.
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What's the matter?
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Afraid of a little
manual labor?
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"I'm Squidward, and I have
to work for a living."
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Boo-hoo-hoo.
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Fine.
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Let's go,
Patrick.
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[ groaning]
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This elevator is
for guests only.
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Take the employee
elevator.
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[ squeaking]
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[ bell rings]
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[ angry muttering]
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[ bell rings]
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What's in
these bags? Rocks?
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Hey, these are rocks!
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Why is your suitcase
full of rocks?
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I don't tell you
how to live your life!
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Well, here's your room.
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Wow.
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Enjoy your stay.
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Squidward, wait.
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Keep up the good work,
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and there will be more
where that came from.
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Your Krabby Patty, sir.
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Hey, Squidward,
cool rock.
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Hold on a second,
SpongeBob.
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Here you are,
my good man.
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Thank you, Patrick.
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There's plenty more where that
came from, my good friend.
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[ grumbling]
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Squidward!What now?
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I don't like crusts
on my sandwich.
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It's a bun.
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It's all crust.
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How am I supposed to cut
the crust off a bun?
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Peel it.
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Happy?Yay!
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SPONGEBOB:
Room service.
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Here's the 50 Krabby Patties
you ordered.
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Could you do
one more thing for me?
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Why don't you ask
SpongeBob?
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Good idea,
Squidward.
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How may I serve you, sir?
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I need you to eat these
Krabby Patties with me.
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Oh, yes, sir.
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[ bell rings]
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Uh-huh.
Hold on.
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Squidward! Patrick
needs your help.
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What?!
Why didn't he ask me
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before I walked all the way
downstairs?
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He said he didn't
want to bother you.
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But he got over it.
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Hooray!
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Thanks, Squidward.
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[ toilet flushes]
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Mr. Krabs,
this is ridiculous.
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Patrick's being completely
unreasonable.
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He can be as unreasonable
as he wants.
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The plaque, Squidward!
The plaque!
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But Mr. Krabs...
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Deny no guest!
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[ phone rings]
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Well, hello, Patrick.
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You need Squidward
to come up right away?
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He'll be
right there.
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A bubble bath?
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Why would I give you
a bubble bath?
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Well, because Mr. Krabs
said you would.
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Be sure to make my back
extra shiny clean.
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That's it!
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I've had enough!
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Squidward, wait!
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The toilet's backed up again!
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Hey, hey, you can't
take that elevator.
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You're an employee.
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Not anymore.
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I quit.
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Quit?
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You can't quit.
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Welcome to
the Krusty Towers.
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Squidward?!
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One room, please,
on the top floor.
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What do you think
you're doing?
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I need a vacation.
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I'm overworked.
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And what better place to relax
than Krusty Towers,
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where we shall never deny
a guest
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even the most ridiculous
request.
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I don't have to rent you a room.
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I got cash.
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D-oh...
Here's your room key.
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SpongeBob, carry my things
to my room.
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Aye, aye, guest sir.
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[ crashes]
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And you can carry me
to my room.
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And why in tarnation
would I do that?
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You've got four legs
that aren't broken.
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The plaque.
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Too bad we couldn't take
the elevator,
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but it is for guests only,
and you are an employee.
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Your room, sir.
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And I'd like to order
room service.
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I'd like a Krabby Patty
with cheese, toenail clippings
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and nose hairs.
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[ squeals]
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You've got to be kidding me!
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And I want it here
in five seconds.
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Yes, sir.
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Here you are, sir.
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Well, you got
your stinky sandwich.
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Now eat it.
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Oh, I'm not going
to eat this.
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You are.
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What?!
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You're out of your mind if you
think I'm going to eat that.
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Psst, that's not really
a Krabby Patty
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with cheese, toenails
and nose hair.
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[ chuckles]:
Now I get you, boy.
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All right, Squidward.
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[ laughter]
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SpongeBob!Sorry, Mr. Krabs.
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We were all out
of cheese.
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Hooray!
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[ phone ringing]
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What is it,
Squidward?
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Send up a dozen cookies
just like mother used to make.
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Here's your homemade cookies.
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These don't taste anything
like mom used to make.
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Well, how did your mother
make 'em?
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How should I know?
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Ask my mother.
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[ doorbell rings]
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Hello.
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[ gasps]
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SpongeBob!
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No good, Mr. Krabs.
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Allow me, boys.
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Great.
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Now that me laundry
is in the trunk...
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There's room for you
to sit up front.
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Let's go bake some cookies,
boys.
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Hooray!
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Well?
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I'm impressed.
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These are just like mother
used to make.
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I just wish mom
was a better cook.
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So you're all taken care of.
256
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Just one teensy, tiny problem.
257
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This room is hideous.
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Redesign it.
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Neptune the 14th would be nice.
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What?
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"We shall never deny
a guest
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even the most
ridiculous request."
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[ screaming]
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Perfect!
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This room is exactly
the same as when we started!
266
00:10:29,586 --> 00:10:29,724
Nothing like getting
back to the basics.
267
00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:32,034
Let's get out of here,
SpongeBob.
268
00:10:33,344 --> 00:10:33,482
Oh, before you leave,
269
00:10:34,689 --> 00:10:34,827
I want to go swimming.
270
00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:36,275
The pool is out back.
271
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:37,862
[ laughing]:
Are you crazy?
272
00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:39,448
I'm not going outside to swim.
273
00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:41,655
Come on in.
274
00:10:43,103 --> 00:10:43,241
The water's fine.
275
00:10:47,655 --> 00:10:47,793
Anything else stupid
276
00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:49,482
and unreasonable
that you want?
277
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:50,655
Nope, that's it.
278
00:10:52,275 --> 00:10:52,413
You don't need me to chew
your food for you,
279
00:10:54,413 --> 00:10:54,551
or make you a back scratcher
out of my own spine?
280
00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:57,620
Or maybe extinguish the sun
281
00:10:59,137 --> 00:10:59,275
so the light
don't get in your eyes?
282
00:11:01,275 --> 00:11:01,413
No, I'm good.
283
00:11:02,655 --> 00:11:02,793
Me, too.
284
00:11:03,655 --> 00:11:03,793
Wow!
285
00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:05,758
An indoor pool.
286
00:11:07,172 --> 00:11:07,310
This place is fancy!
287
00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:10,517
Cannonball!
288
00:11:13,896 --> 00:11:14,000
[ laughing]
289
00:11:15,137 --> 00:11:15,275
[ loud crash]
290
00:11:26,379 --> 00:11:26,517
MR. KRABS:
Oh!
291
00:11:28,103 --> 00:11:28,241
That hotel was a bad idea
from the start.
292
00:11:30,241 --> 00:11:30,379
That was a hotel?
293
00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:32,068
Your bill, sir.
294
00:11:33,482 --> 00:11:33,620
$15,000?
295
00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:36,689
You're not going to have
a heart attack, are you?
296
00:11:38,586 --> 00:11:38,724
Not at these prices.
297
00:11:40,344 --> 00:11:40,482
Forget hotels.
298
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:42,448
This hospital racket
is where the money is.
299
00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:44,448
This is a hospital?
300
00:11:45,724 --> 00:11:45,862
Pack your bags, boys.
301
00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:47,551
You're going
to medical school.
302
00:11:49,931 --> 00:11:50,034
Hooray!
Hooray!
303
00:11:51,172 --> 00:11:51,310
Oh, boy.
304
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:03,862
Good morning, Mrs. Puff.
I'm Mr. Fitz.
305
00:12:06,103 --> 00:12:06,241
I represent the Voting Teachers
Accreditation Bureau.
306
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:09,344
As you know, your teaching
certificate is up for renewal.
307
00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:12,689
However,
we've noticed there have been
308
00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:14,758
an unusually large amount
of failings from this classroom.
309
00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:18,586
That's impossible.
310
00:12:19,793 --> 00:12:19,931
In all my years of teaching,
311
00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:21,758
only one student
has failed my class.
312
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:24,482
Yes, but he's failed
1,258,056 times.
313
00:12:28,517 --> 00:12:28,655
SPONGEBOB:
Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai!
314
00:12:30,724 --> 00:12:30,862
You don't understand.
315
00:12:32,241 --> 00:12:32,379
SpongeBob is... unteachable.
316
00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:35,068
We cannotblame the students for
the incompetence of the teacher.
317
00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:39,793
SPONGEBOB:
Honk, honk!
Beep-beep!
318
00:12:41,034 --> 00:12:41,172
I'm ready to drive!
319
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:42,482
[ horn honks]
320
00:12:44,482 --> 00:12:44,620
Are you ready for
my driving test
today, Mrs. Puff?
321
00:12:46,482 --> 00:12:46,620
Okay, Mrs. Puff,
if SpongeBob fails this test,
322
00:12:50,862 --> 00:12:50,965
you will be replaced.
323
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,137
Okay, SpongeBob,
let's demonstrate for Mr. Fitz
324
00:12:57,517 --> 00:12:57,655
everything I've taught you
in boating school.
325
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:00,517
[ chuckles]:
Now,
326
00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:02,379
what's the first thing we do
before we start boating?
327
00:13:04,758 --> 00:13:04,896
Oh! Seatbelt-a-rooni.
One second.
328
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:07,758
[ grunting]
329
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:15,103
Then what do you do?
330
00:13:17,655 --> 00:13:17,793
Start the engine?Yes.
331
00:13:19,241 --> 00:13:19,379
[ engine starts]
332
00:13:22,241 --> 00:13:22,379
What do I do now?Drive the boat.
333
00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:32,000
Did I pass this
time, Mrs. Puff?
334
00:13:34,034 --> 00:13:34,172
No, SpongeBob.
335
00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:35,551
You failed.
336
00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:36,965
I failed?
337
00:13:38,448 --> 00:13:38,586
It is not you that's
failed, SpongeBob.
338
00:13:40,931 --> 00:13:41,034
It's Mrs. Puff
that's failed you.
339
00:13:43,482 --> 00:13:43,620
You are relieved
of your teaching duties.
340
00:13:45,896 --> 00:13:46,000
I won't be teaching
SpongeBob anymore?
341
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:48,448
[ laughing]
342
00:13:51,172 --> 00:13:51,310
[ laughing loudly]
343
00:13:53,827 --> 00:13:53,965
No more... SpongeBob?
344
00:13:56,655 --> 00:13:56,793
I thought this day
would never come.
345
00:13:58,448 --> 00:13:58,586
[ continues laughing]
346
00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:00,448
Whoo-hoo!
347
00:14:01,689 --> 00:14:01,827
Good-bye, SpongeBob!
348
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:03,931
Have a nice life.
349
00:14:05,965 --> 00:14:06,068
Free at last!
350
00:14:07,655 --> 00:14:07,793
Free at last!
351
00:14:14,655 --> 00:14:14,793
SPONGEBOB:
I got Mrs. Puff fired.
352
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:17,137
[ booming footsteps]
353
00:14:21,655 --> 00:14:21,793
Hello, worthless students.
354
00:14:26,137 --> 00:14:26,275
I'm your new instructor.
355
00:14:28,689 --> 00:14:28,827
No one's ever failed my class
356
00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:31,344
that's lived through it.
357
00:14:33,448 --> 00:14:33,586
I can assure you,
these next four weeks
358
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:36,413
will be the worst years
of your miserable lives.
359
00:14:39,103 --> 00:14:39,241
Your spines will break.
360
00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:40,758
Your teeth will ache.
361
00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:42,344
Your eyes will be bloodshot.
362
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:44,137
[ students whimpering]
363
00:14:46,241 --> 00:14:46,379
You will drive
out of this school in style,
364
00:14:49,137 --> 00:14:49,275
or you will be carted out
365
00:14:51,206 --> 00:14:51,344
in your granny's
handbasket.
366
00:14:53,655 --> 00:14:53,793
Everyone will follow
the rules of the class.
367
00:14:56,068 --> 00:14:56,206
First rule: no talking.
368
00:14:58,862 --> 00:14:58,965
Does that mean...
369
00:15:01,931 --> 00:15:02,034
Second rule:
no eating in my class.
370
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:05,172
Would anyone care for a bon-bon?
371
00:15:09,413 --> 00:15:09,551
Uh, I'll eat one.
372
00:15:11,034 --> 00:15:11,172
[ students gasp]
373
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:12,758
Pick your favorite.
374
00:15:18,103 --> 00:15:18,241
How's it taste?
375
00:15:20,103 --> 00:15:20,241
It's a delightful
taste sensation.
376
00:15:22,724 --> 00:15:22,862
No eating in my classroom!
377
00:15:26,103 --> 00:15:26,241
Now, if anyone else
is man enough
378
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:28,137
to stay in this class...
379
00:15:31,517 --> 00:15:31,655
Looks like you're
the man... Sponge.
380
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:33,862
I am?
381
00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:35,931
Do you want to learn
how to drive or what?Yes, sir!
382
00:15:39,275 --> 00:15:39,413
I'm ready to drive!
383
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:41,000
What do you think
you're doing?
384
00:15:42,586 --> 00:15:42,724
Ready for my test, sir.You're not ready
385
00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:44,517
to drive yet-- until
you learn thatfirst.
386
00:15:48,137 --> 00:15:48,275
This is the most grueling
driving course ever devised.
387
00:15:51,758 --> 00:15:51,896
You will learn every turn,
bump and crack on it.
388
00:15:55,896 --> 00:15:56,000
You'll start out
crawling it.
389
00:15:57,689 --> 00:15:57,827
Crawl?
390
00:15:59,620 --> 00:15:59,758
Hup two, hup two,
hup two, hup two!
391
00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:02,620
Left turn!
392
00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:04,344
Crack! Bump! Nickel!
393
00:16:05,586 --> 00:16:05,724
Hey, a nickel!
394
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:07,655
Keep your eyes on the road,
cadet![ gasps]
395
00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:09,931
SPONGEBOB:
Pebble!
396
00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:11,586
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
whoa-whoa-whoa!
397
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:15,103
Ow...!
398
00:16:17,103 --> 00:16:17,241
Wow...!
399
00:16:19,275 --> 00:16:19,413
[ screaming]
400
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:21,517
Wow...!
401
00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:24,724
[ screaming]
402
00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:26,344
Wow...!
403
00:16:28,034 --> 00:16:28,172
Aah...!
404
00:16:30,379 --> 00:16:30,517
[ sighs]:
Whew!
405
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:33,172
I'm ashamed
of you, cadet.
406
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:36,758
Tripped up by a wee pebble.
407
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:39,137
What are you supposed to
be learning in my class?
408
00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:41,068
How to drive, sir?
409
00:16:42,724 --> 00:16:42,862
Affirmative.
But before you learn to drive,
410
00:16:45,241 --> 00:16:45,379
you must learn
to crawl.
411
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:47,103
And then you
learn to walk,
412
00:16:48,896 --> 00:16:49,000
and then you
learn to run.
413
00:16:50,896 --> 00:16:51,000
But before you learn to walk,
you must learn to crawl!
414
00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:54,931
I want you to crawl!
415
00:16:58,137 --> 00:16:58,275
Sir, yes, sir!
416
00:16:59,586 --> 00:16:59,724
Now, get out there!
417
00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:03,068
[ shoes screech]
418
00:17:08,103 --> 00:17:08,241
Hut! Hut!
419
00:17:11,034 --> 00:17:11,172
[ shoes screech]
420
00:17:17,034 --> 00:17:17,172
Every good boater needs to know
his vehicle inside and out.
421
00:17:22,137 --> 00:17:22,275
Here. Go take
that boat apart.
422
00:17:25,103 --> 00:17:25,241
I'm impressed, son.
423
00:17:27,827 --> 00:17:27,965
Put it back together again!
424
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,137
[ chuckles]:
Oh, that'll be easy.
425
00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:32,172
Are you sure?
426
00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:33,241
Um, yeah.
427
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:35,275
You just put the jing-a-mahoos
on the poo-hickey and, uh...
428
00:17:38,275 --> 00:17:38,413
I might need
a couple of minutes.
429
00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:40,482
[ snoring]It's ready, Sarge!
430
00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:43,655
Jumping jellyfish!
431
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:51,965
[ bell dings]
432
00:17:53,931 --> 00:17:54,034
[ bell dings]
433
00:17:55,448 --> 00:17:55,586
Watch for pedestrians.
Check mirrors.
434
00:17:57,137 --> 00:17:57,275
Observe that speed limit.
435
00:17:59,862 --> 00:18:00,034
Watch for pedestri... ans!
436
00:18:02,655 --> 00:18:02,793
Whoa!
437
00:18:03,689 --> 00:18:03,827
Aah! Whoa!
438
00:18:05,724 --> 00:18:05,862
Oh! Oh! Oh!
439
00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:07,620
Wow! Oh! Oh!
440
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,137
So, um, how'd I do?
441
00:18:14,724 --> 00:18:14,862
How'd you do?
442
00:18:16,758 --> 00:18:16,896
Why don't you ask
the shattered remains
443
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:19,862
of this pedestrian
444
00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:21,965
how you did?!
445
00:18:24,551 --> 00:18:24,689
Now I know this course forward,
backward and sideways.
446
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:27,620
Am I ready to get
behind the wheel?
447
00:18:29,482 --> 00:18:29,620
Not quite.
448
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:32,103
Now do it blindfolded.
449
00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:34,310
[ horn honks, loud crash]
450
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:38,137
1,003, 1,004, 1,005...
451
00:18:41,068 --> 00:18:41,206
Oh, pebble number 143.
452
00:18:43,827 --> 00:18:43,965
Ha! You will not trip me up
again, pebble number 143.
453
00:18:47,344 --> 00:18:47,482
1,006, 1,007, 1,008...
454
00:18:49,827 --> 00:18:49,965
Old lady with
a ham sandwich.
455
00:18:51,551 --> 00:18:51,689
1,009,
456
00:18:53,068 --> 00:18:53,206
1,010, 1,011,
1,012, one th...
457
00:18:56,931 --> 00:18:57,034
Congratulations.
458
00:18:58,551 --> 00:18:58,689
You're ready to get
behind the wheel.
459
00:19:00,551 --> 00:19:00,689
Really? I'm ready!
460
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:02,413
I'm ready! I'm...
461
00:19:03,448 --> 00:19:03,586
[ crash]
462
00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:05,172
Let's see what
I taught you, laddie.
463
00:19:07,344 --> 00:19:07,482
Yes, sir!
464
00:19:10,068 --> 00:19:10,206
Left turn at
pebble number 143.
465
00:19:15,206 --> 00:19:15,344
SPONGEBOB:
Kid with a ball.
Nice boy.
466
00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:17,793
Nice driving.
467
00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:19,413
Now parallel park up ahead.
468
00:19:22,275 --> 00:19:22,413
Very good.
469
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:25,103
Now, boy, the time has come
to show Mr. Fitz
470
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:28,827
what you learned.
Yes, sir!
471
00:19:30,689 --> 00:19:30,827
Step one: seat belts!
472
00:19:33,068 --> 00:19:33,206
Excellent work, cadet.
473
00:19:34,517 --> 00:19:34,655
What's next?
474
00:19:36,103 --> 00:19:36,241
Step two would be:
ignite engine.
475
00:19:38,586 --> 00:19:38,724
Step three.
476
00:19:39,793 --> 00:19:39,931
Step three would be:
477
00:19:41,551 --> 00:19:41,689
engage blindfold!
478
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:43,758
What? You can't drive a boat
with a blindfold on.
479
00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:46,689
That's illegal.
480
00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:48,344
But I can't do it
without a blindfold.
481
00:19:50,034 --> 00:19:50,172
Drive, boy! Drive!
482
00:19:58,172 --> 00:19:58,310
[ explosion]
483
00:20:00,413 --> 00:20:00,551
Mayday! Mayday!
484
00:20:02,172 --> 00:20:02,310
You're off course!
485
00:20:06,655 --> 00:20:06,793
[ crashing, banging]
486
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:13,758
[ rumbling]
487
00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:19,965
[ screaming]
488
00:20:23,068 --> 00:20:23,206
[ screaming]
489
00:20:24,172 --> 00:20:24,310
Oh...
490
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:26,275
I feel so serene
now that I'm away
491
00:20:29,068 --> 00:20:29,206
from that homicidal maniac,
SpongeBob.
492
00:20:34,379 --> 00:20:34,517
[ horn honks]
493
00:20:43,724 --> 00:20:43,862
The brake, son!
494
00:20:45,172 --> 00:20:45,310
Aye, aye, sir.
495
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:47,551
Here you go, sir--
all I had to do
496
00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:49,827
was unscrew
two little bolts.
497
00:20:51,241 --> 00:20:51,379
I'm going to stop
this thing!
498
00:20:53,862 --> 00:20:53,965
Tell my wife I love her!
499
00:21:00,137 --> 00:21:00,275
Come get some!
500
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:05,137
Man down! Man down!
501
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,103
[ loud banging]Uh, sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
502
00:21:09,482 --> 00:21:09,620
Hey, SpongeBob.Sorry, Patrick, I can't stop
to talk right now.
503
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:15,137
I can't see!
I can't see!
504
00:21:17,758 --> 00:21:17,896
My pants!
505
00:21:19,206 --> 00:21:19,344
Hey! I can't see.
506
00:21:26,137 --> 00:21:26,275
[ screams]
507
00:21:29,448 --> 00:21:29,586
[ screams]
508
00:21:33,931 --> 00:21:34,034
[ screams]
509
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:38,448
Did I pass?
510
00:21:40,241 --> 00:21:40,379
Well, if there was
a "destroy the city"
511
00:21:42,896 --> 00:21:43,000
part of the test,
you wouldhave.
512
00:21:46,655 --> 00:21:46,793
The nerve of
some people!
513
00:21:48,689 --> 00:21:48,827
Sorry, SpongeBob,
you failed again.
514
00:21:51,827 --> 00:21:51,965
Even our finest instructor
could not teach you.
515
00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:55,068
Mrs. Puff, you're
hired again.
516
00:22:02,068 --> 00:22:02,206
Hey, Mrs. Puff.
517
00:22:03,517 --> 00:22:03,655
Sorry I'm "unteachable."
518
00:22:05,482 --> 00:22:05,620
It's okay.
519
00:22:07,241 --> 00:22:07,379
Mr. Fitz gave me
my teaching certificate back.
520
00:22:10,103 --> 00:22:10,241
[ sniffles]:
And your dossier was destroyed
in the explosion.
521
00:22:14,379 --> 00:22:14,517
So it's as if
you never failed.
522
00:22:16,344 --> 00:22:16,482
I got you a "welcome back" gift,
Mrs. Puff.
523
00:22:18,275 --> 00:22:18,413
I found all the pieces and
glued them back together.
524
00:22:21,827 --> 00:22:21,965
I promise it won't
take me a million
tries thistime.
525
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:25,137
[ sobbing]
526
00:22:26,724 --> 00:22:26,862
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