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Are you ready, kids?
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KIDS:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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[ louder]:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ Oh...
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he. ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense be
something you wish... ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish. ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪
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♪ Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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[ laughs heartily]
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[ plays airy tune]
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Captioning sponsored
by MTV NETWORKS
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[ SpongeBob and Patrick
laughing]
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Whoa!
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[ both laughing]
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[ laughing heartily]
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You're it.
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[ both laughing]
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You're it.
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Wait, Pat--
you're it!
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[ screams]
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The sign!
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[ laughter turns to fear]
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[ yells]
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[ thud]
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Patrick!
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Let me help you
out of there, buddy.
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Is the rest of you down there?
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The rest of me is up here.
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Ooh, you had me
worried there, buddy.
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[ laughs]
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Here's your head.
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[ laughs obnoxiously]
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I find all this laughter
to be highly illogical.
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Well, let's stop laughing
and let's start fishing.
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Go ahead,
you get first crack.
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Look at them-- these graceful
stoic creatures of the deep.
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Huh? Those are
some big words, Pat.
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I've never heard you
use them before.
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Nonsense, my vocabulary
is infinitely expanding.
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Well, let's expand
our jellyfish nets.
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Come on, Patrick.
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Look, buddy,
I captured one.
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Yes, I captured one
as well
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without disturbing
its delicate ecosystem.
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It is wrong
to harness nature
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in such
a barbaric manner.
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Okay.
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What do you
want to do?
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Let us go off and admire
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the beauty and
fragility of nature.
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Pretty.
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Yes, quite.
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Fragile.
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Indeed.
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Come on, Patrick,
let's do something fun.
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Oh, you want to run
some statistics
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or observe phenomenon
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and render hypothesis
of said phenomenon?
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I was thinking
more like jumping rope
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or one-legged races,
or playing duck-duck-
hermit crab.
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Doesn't feel like fun.
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How about some jokes.
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[ sighs]
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What's the difference
between a guitar
and a jellyfish?
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You can't strum a jellyfish.
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Yes!
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[ laughs obnoxiously]
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[ strums beautiful chord]
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Oh, my,
look at the time.
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I really must be going.
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What's wrong with Patrick?
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I sure hope he gets better soon.
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Are you better, Pat?
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Uh, what are you doing?
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Just studying
this amazing subspecies.
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I'll show you subspecies.
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Want to visit
Squidward?
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Since I am finished
with my work,
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I'll humor you
in your trivial pursuits.
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[ playing off-key melody]
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I'd recognize that
piece anywhere:
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Cornelius Pufferfish's Opus 67,
"Symphony in Blue."
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Patrick?
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It's a beautiful piece.
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Execution needs
some work.
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May I suggest that
on the seventh bar
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of the adagio andante
that you add a little fortissimo
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on the arpeggiated b-flat scale?
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Wow, I never thought
to do it like that.
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Well, that is
because you rarely think.
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How do you know
all that?
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A creative outlet provides
a spiritual release
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and helps facilitate
a healthy mental balance.
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[ inhales deeply]
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Does that include [ belching]
belch talking?
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Mr. SquarePants,
I find your humor vulgar.
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I had no idea you
were so knowledgeable,
Patrick.
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Do you think
you could be
my musical mentor?
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Uh, guys?
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Let's take it
from the top.
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[ squeaky notes]
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Not so excellent,
Squidward.
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Let me demonstrate
the proper technique.
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On second thought,
practice makes perfect.
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Let's begin.
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[ playing nose]
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Uh, thank you, my good chap.
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Unfortunately this is
a solo piece for clarinet only.
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And one, two, three, four.
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[ Squidward playing off-key]
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PATRICK:
Stop! Enough!
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Find yourself a new mentor!
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Now that you're free,
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let's get some grub.
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No, SpongeBob,
I'm afraid not.
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Well, I have a brand new bottle
of super bubbly bubble soap.
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No, thanks again.
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Maybe later
we can play pirates.
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Robert, my dear, it's no use.
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We've just grown apart.
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What?
What do you mean?
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I know we've had fun
in the past,
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but we're just not
compatible anymore.
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It's time we went
our separate ways.
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Such is life.
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But Patrick,
you're my best friend.
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I know it's hard,
but brace up, chap.
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[ sniffling]:
Yeah.
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Maybe our paths
will cross again some day.
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Think fondly of me,
Mr. SquarePants.
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Good-bye... Mr. Best Friend.
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[ sobbing]
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[ doorbell rings]
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Sandy, you there?
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I need some professional help.
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[ Sandy and Patrick laughing]
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Patrick?
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Well, Pat, the new you
gets an "A" plus.
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Why, thank you, Sandra.
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I find your
intellect rather
stimulating as well.
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SANDY:
Oh, really? Thanks.
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Patrick, what do you think
about this problem?
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You simply change the literal
term to a coefficient
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and the minuend will achieve
the desired quotient.
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Even the simplest of mammals
could figure it out
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with a little thought.
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What do you mean
by that, Patrick?
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I'm merely suggesting
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you lack the ability
to solve remedial equations.
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Are you suggesting
I'm dumb?
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I'd use a more sophisticated
word like "impaired."
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I think
you'd better leave.
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I was only
trying to help.
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I don't need your kind
of help, Mr. Know-It-All.
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I liked you better
when you were a barnaclehead!
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[ sniffling]:
I never thought I'd lose
my best friend.
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How can I compete with geniuses?
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[ crying]
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Surrounded by knowledge
and no one to share it with,
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no one I can call friend.
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Who's that old chap
I used to run with?
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SpongeBob.
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At least Patrick's my friend
in my memories.
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Ah, the glory days.
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Why have we grown apart?
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I must apply all that I know
to solve this problem.
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What could it be?
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What's different?
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[ screaming]:
What?!
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I'd do anything to have my old
buddy back by my side again.
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[ banging on door]
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SPONGEBOB [ sadly]:
Coming.
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Patrick--
you're kidnapping me?
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Yes, I am.
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Yay!
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What should we do?
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We are going to
have fun,
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whatever
the cost may be.
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Let's do this.
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Yes, let's have some fun.
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, absolutely!
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Are you quite sure I found
this activity to be fun?
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Yeah.
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[ screaming]
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That was fun, huh, Patrick?
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[ mumbling]
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[ sighs]
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When did the fun
go away, SpongeBob?
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It went away when you
jumped off that cliff
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and knocked your head
clean off.
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That's it.
That's what?
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What are you doing?
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I'm going to duplicate
my actions from that day
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to ascertain the origin
of my cha...an...nge!
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[ distant thud]
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SPONGEBOB:
Patrick!
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Hold on, buddy.
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There you go.
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00:10:02,931 --> 00:10:03,034
Don't worry, Patrick.
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I found your head last time,
I'll find it again.
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Not back there,
not under here.
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What if I can't find it?
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Oh, poor headless Patrick.
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Patrick,
your head is back.
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00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:21,172
But... uh...
do you feel different?
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Quite unchanged, actually.
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I guess we'll never
have fun together again.
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You said you found my dislodged
cranial cap last time.
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Yes?
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Where exactly
did you find it?
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Um... it was right here.
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Hmm... impossible.
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If I landed here, the trajectory
of my dismembered skull
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would cause it to come to rest
not there...
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but here,
exactly five meters due north.
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But if that's your head,
then what did I pick up over...?
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Brain coral.
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No wonder you got
so smart, buddy.
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Here you go, Patrick,
your old head.
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00:11:06,379 --> 00:11:06,517
Are you sure you
want to give up being
smart and phosisticated
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to be my friend again?
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Knowledge can never
replace friendship.
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I prefer to be an idiot.
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Not just
an idiot, Patrick.
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You're also my pal.
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Patrick?
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Say something, Patrick.
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[ belching]:
Hi, SpongeBob.
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Patrick, you're back.
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00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:29,827
Patrick, you're back.
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[ both laughing goofily]
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[ weird jellyfish war cry]
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[ laughing goofily]
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[ playing jazzy tune]
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[ screaming]
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Squidward, we love you!
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We love you Squidward,
you're my favorite.
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[ Squidward laughing]
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[ alarm rings]
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All right, all right.
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Time for another
hideous day at work.
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Uh, just hang in there,
gorgeous.
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[ plays note on clarinet]
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Your star will shine at
the clarinet recital tomorrow.
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[ chuckles]
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00:12:35,758 --> 00:12:35,896
Time for another glorious day
at work.
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00:12:42,827 --> 00:12:42,965
Good morning, Squidward.
258
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And isn't it a lovely morning?
259
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Why are you playing
the clarinet?
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I'm practicing
for my clarinet recital.
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Soon all of Bikini Bottom
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will recognize the talent
that is Squidward Tentacles.
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Good-bye, SpongeBoob.
264
00:13:03,413 --> 00:13:03,551
See you at the Krusty Krab,
Squidward.
265
00:13:06,275 --> 00:13:06,413
Hey Sandy-- what's this?
266
00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:08,172
Well, this here's
my new matter transporter.
267
00:13:10,241 --> 00:13:10,379
It can move things
from one place to another
268
00:13:12,241 --> 00:13:12,379
in the blink of an eye.
269
00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:13,655
Ooh, that sounds fancy.
270
00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:15,206
Let me show you
how it works.
271
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:23,482
Whoa!
272
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:27,103
Where'd it go?
273
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:28,655
Just where you think
it would be.
274
00:13:30,241 --> 00:13:30,379
[ gasps]:
Oh!
275
00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:32,896
Uh-oh,
I'm late for work.
276
00:13:34,758 --> 00:13:34,896
Think your machine could
zap me over to the Krusty Krab?
277
00:13:37,172 --> 00:13:37,310
Always did want
to try a critter.
278
00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:39,275
Sure, why not?
279
00:13:40,793 --> 00:13:40,931
Get in there,
SpongeBob.
280
00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:42,758
Woo-hoo!
281
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:44,896
Hold on tight.
282
00:13:46,482 --> 00:13:46,620
SPONGEBOB:
Gee, Sandy, this sure feels...
283
00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:48,206
[ garbled]
284
00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:51,896
Well, here we go again.
285
00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:54,655
Hey, Thkwidward.
286
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:56,241
[ laughs]
287
00:14:00,931 --> 00:14:01,034
What's going on
with this thing?
288
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:04,137
[ screaming]
289
00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:12,620
What in tarnation?
[ gasps]
290
00:14:21,103 --> 00:14:21,241
Hi, Sandy!
291
00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:22,689
I'm not sure
what it is,
292
00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:24,413
but something seems
different about me.
293
00:14:26,586 --> 00:14:26,724
Yeah-- me, too.
294
00:14:28,241 --> 00:14:28,379
Hey, what're you doing
with my hand?
295
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:30,758
What... what am I doing
with your hand?
296
00:14:32,586 --> 00:14:32,724
[ Squidward screams]
297
00:14:33,896 --> 00:14:34,000
What is this?
298
00:14:35,344 --> 00:14:35,482
We're all mixed up
together.
299
00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:37,068
[ Squidward straining]
300
00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:39,172
This is horrible.
301
00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:40,827
I have my clarinet
recital tomorrow.
302
00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:43,931
Oh, it's not so bad, Squidward.
303
00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:46,551
Now we can be best buddies and
do everything together forever.
304
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,103
[ Squidward screams]
305
00:14:55,413 --> 00:14:55,551
Sandy,
was this your doing?
306
00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:57,172
You've got to
get us separated.
307
00:14:58,758 --> 00:14:58,896
Well, I wish I knew how.
308
00:15:00,344 --> 00:15:00,482
Well, you have to
do something.
309
00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:02,275
I can't stay
stuck to him.
310
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:04,241
Hmm, I wonder what would happen
311
00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:06,241
if I tried zapping you back
in the transporter?
312
00:15:08,344 --> 00:15:08,482
Uh, yeah, good idea--
let's do it.
313
00:15:10,413 --> 00:15:10,551
Well, here goes nothing.
314
00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:14,655
TEACHER:
All right, children,
today is Timmy's birthday.
315
00:15:17,379 --> 00:15:17,517
You know what that means--
ready, Timmy?
316
00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:20,586
[ strange moaning]
317
00:15:22,793 --> 00:15:22,931
[ teacher and Timmy screaming]
318
00:15:26,862 --> 00:15:26,965
Congratulations,
Mrs. Smith.
319
00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:28,931
You gave birth
to a healthy baby boy.
320
00:15:30,862 --> 00:15:30,965
May I see my baby?
321
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:32,448
Of course.
322
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:33,758
[ screams]
323
00:15:38,448 --> 00:15:38,586
I've been in love
with you
324
00:15:40,586 --> 00:15:40,724
ever since I first
laid my eye on you.
325
00:15:45,896 --> 00:15:46,000
Hey, baby,
what's your name?
326
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:53,724
It's no use, Sandy.
327
00:15:55,344 --> 00:15:55,482
We're still
the same.
328
00:15:56,896 --> 00:15:57,000
Well, that's a darn shame.
329
00:15:58,931 --> 00:15:59,034
You know what?
330
00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:01,034
I was working on the blueprints
for a new invention,
331
00:16:03,413 --> 00:16:03,551
but it's still
in the embryonic stage.
332
00:16:05,241 --> 00:16:05,379
Try anything!
333
00:16:07,275 --> 00:16:07,413
I cannot go to my clarinet
recital like this.
334
00:16:10,448 --> 00:16:10,586
I'll continue working on it.
335
00:16:12,448 --> 00:16:12,586
In the meantime,
you boys keep your heads up.
336
00:16:16,344 --> 00:16:16,482
Together forever.
337
00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:17,931
Misery.
338
00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:19,896
SpongeBob, hasn't anybody
taught you how to ride a bike?
339
00:16:23,172 --> 00:16:23,310
Don't worry, I'll drive.
340
00:16:24,655 --> 00:16:24,793
Ow! Ow!
341
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:26,206
SpongeBob!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
342
00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:27,551
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
343
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:31,586
I got to lay off the hot sauce.
344
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:35,103
[ crashing]
345
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:40,137
What in blazes
is going on in here?
346
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,137
Oh, hi, Mr. Krabs.
347
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:44,241
What are you two doing
laying around?
348
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:46,103
Get to work!
349
00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:47,206
If you say so.
350
00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:49,517
Egad! What happened to you?
351
00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:51,758
Uh, I don't want to know.
352
00:16:53,482 --> 00:16:53,620
Just go do your jobs.
353
00:16:55,172 --> 00:16:55,310
Aye, aye,
cap'n!
354
00:16:57,172 --> 00:16:57,310
Do you have to be such
an accommodating buffoon?
355
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:00,896
Squidward, everybody
knows I'm a sponge.
356
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:03,620
I look nothing like a balloon.
357
00:17:05,103 --> 00:17:05,241
I don't have time for this.
358
00:17:07,379 --> 00:17:07,517
I got to man
the cash register.
359
00:17:09,275 --> 00:17:09,413
[ straining
360
00:17:12,103 --> 00:17:12,241
Whew!
361
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:13,379
Can I help you?
362
00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:14,862
Two Krabby Patties,
please.
363
00:17:16,793 --> 00:17:16,931
SQUIDWARD:
SpongeBob, I need two
Krabby Patties.
364
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:18,758
Two Krabby Patties
coming right up.
365
00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:23,689
I can't reach the bun.
366
00:17:25,655 --> 00:17:25,793
SpongeBob, what's the hold up?
367
00:17:27,862 --> 00:17:27,965
S-sorry, Mr. Krabs,
I'm on it.
368
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:30,689
Time is money, boy.
369
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:33,103
Time is money, right.
370
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:35,275
[ struggling]
371
00:17:36,482 --> 00:17:36,620
Hello, bun, at last we meet.
372
00:17:38,931 --> 00:17:39,034
[ screams]
373
00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:40,689
[ horrific scream]
374
00:17:43,068 --> 00:17:43,206
And now for...
375
00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:44,448
[ both screaming]
376
00:17:45,724 --> 00:17:45,862
All right, that's it.
377
00:17:49,793 --> 00:17:49,931
I can't afford you
jeopardizing my business.
378
00:17:52,103 --> 00:17:52,241
You two are more trouble
than you're worth.
379
00:17:55,034 --> 00:17:55,172
And don't come back until you
get this problem sorted out.
380
00:17:59,655 --> 00:17:59,793
SPONGEBOB:
Look on the bright side,
Squidward.
381
00:18:01,827 --> 00:18:01,965
At least we still have
each other.
382
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:04,137
That's how we got in this
predicament in the first place.
383
00:18:07,103 --> 00:18:07,241
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'd like a moment of peace.
384
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:11,758
[ starts playing clarinet]
385
00:18:14,931 --> 00:18:15,034
Whoa!
Rock on, freaky bro.
386
00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:17,827
SQUIDWARD:
Sandy! Sandy!
387
00:18:19,655 --> 00:18:19,793
Please tell me you've figured
out a way to separate us.
388
00:18:22,172 --> 00:18:22,310
Say hello to the
molecular separator ray.
389
00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:24,965
Hello, molecular separator ray.
390
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:27,758
Well, let's get on with it.
391
00:18:29,413 --> 00:18:29,551
My clarinet recital
is tomorrow night.
392
00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:31,965
Uh, well, I'm not quite
done with it yet.
393
00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:34,448
What?
394
00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:35,965
I'm still
putting it together.
395
00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:37,586
At best
I'll have it ready,
396
00:18:38,862 --> 00:18:38,965
uh... day after tomorrow maybe?
397
00:18:40,965 --> 00:18:41,068
What?
Day after tomorrow?
398
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:42,758
No, no, no, no!
399
00:18:44,103 --> 00:18:44,241
I have a performance
tomorrow.
400
00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:46,206
I can't be stuck
to that yellow freak.
401
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:50,310
Sandy, please--
you got to do it
before the show.
402
00:18:54,206 --> 00:18:54,344
Well, uh,
I suppose...
403
00:18:56,689 --> 00:18:56,827
I'll have it ready
before you go on.
404
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:12,724
[ straining]
405
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:16,586
SQUIDWARD:
Of course.
406
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:21,758
Oh, my.
407
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:24,551
Where are you Sandy?
408
00:19:26,758 --> 00:19:26,896
Sandy?
409
00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:29,275
I can't do it,
I can't go out there.
410
00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:32,241
Squidward...
this is your moment,
411
00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:35,931
the story you will tell
412
00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:37,931
when you look back
as a... superstar.
413
00:19:41,655 --> 00:19:41,793
Superstar?
414
00:19:43,413 --> 00:19:43,551
Now go out there
and give them
415
00:19:45,275 --> 00:19:45,413
the best darned show
they've ever seen.
416
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:47,758
You're right--
the show must go on.
417
00:19:50,827 --> 00:19:50,965
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlefish,
418
00:19:53,413 --> 00:19:53,551
Bikini Bottom's
community rec center
419
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:55,965
is proud to present
Squidward Tentacles.
420
00:19:59,310 --> 00:19:59,448
[ applause]
421
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:01,758
[ crowd oohs]
422
00:20:03,551 --> 00:20:03,689
[ playing soulful tune]
423
00:20:08,344 --> 00:20:08,482
Honey, I'm scared.
424
00:20:10,137 --> 00:20:10,275
[ continues playing]
425
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:17,655
[ cloth tears]
426
00:20:21,103 --> 00:20:21,241
[ crowd gasps]
427
00:20:25,034 --> 00:20:25,172
Uh... hi.
428
00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:27,862
Whoa!
429
00:20:29,827 --> 00:20:29,965
[ laughs]
430
00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:31,448
Rock on, freaky bro.
431
00:20:33,448 --> 00:20:33,586
Yeah! Whoo!
432
00:20:35,344 --> 00:20:35,482
[ crowd commenting]
433
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:39,103
[ cheering and whistling]
434
00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:41,551
Wow,
they really liked it.
435
00:20:43,896 --> 00:20:44,000
MR. KRABS:
There you go, Squiddy.
436
00:20:46,344 --> 00:20:46,482
[ crowd cheering]
437
00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:49,827
They... they...
they're cheering.
438
00:20:52,965 --> 00:20:53,068
Superstardom-- this must
be what it feels like.
439
00:20:57,551 --> 00:20:57,689
This is what it looks like,
440
00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:00,758
what it... sounds like,
441
00:21:04,068 --> 00:21:04,206
and... [ inhales deeply]
what it smells like.
442
00:21:08,758 --> 00:21:08,896
Wow, simply intoxicating.
443
00:21:13,517 --> 00:21:13,655
Whoo-wee!
Well, there you boys are.
444
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:16,413
Looks like I'm just in time.
445
00:21:17,965 --> 00:21:18,068
Sandy?
446
00:21:19,551 --> 00:21:19,689
One blast of this
molecular separator ray
447
00:21:21,275 --> 00:21:21,413
and you'll be
separated for good.
448
00:21:23,206 --> 00:21:23,344
No, no wait--
Sandy, don't.
449
00:21:27,689 --> 00:21:27,827
[ crowd gasps]
450
00:21:29,137 --> 00:21:29,275
[ disappointed grumbling]
451
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:34,758
[ starts playing clarinet]
452
00:21:40,517 --> 00:21:40,655
I think I'm going to be sick.
453
00:21:46,310 --> 00:21:46,448
Ah, I'm out of here.
454
00:21:48,689 --> 00:21:48,827
Huh?
No, wait, wait!
455
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:53,137
Aw, come on.
456
00:21:55,413 --> 00:21:55,551
Oh, my one moment
of fame gone.
457
00:22:01,758 --> 00:22:01,896
There's got to be some way
to reverse this.
458
00:22:04,517 --> 00:22:04,655
No, Squidward,
that's a very sensitive device.
459
00:22:09,241 --> 00:22:09,379
Squidward,
I wouldn't...
460
00:22:12,827 --> 00:22:12,965
So, what seems to be
the problem, Mr. Tentacles?
461
00:22:16,931 --> 00:22:17,034
It all started when I was born.
462
00:22:38,310 --> 00:22:38,448
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