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Are you ready, kids?
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Aye, aye, Captain.
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I can't hear you.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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Ready?
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Hurry, Patrick.
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It's almost time for the joust.
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Right behind you, SpongeBob.
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Welcome to Medieval Moments.
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You're just 20 wizard's paces away
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from swords, sorcery and bad hygiene.
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Right this way, please.
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Excuse me, my good man.
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I believe thou meant to say, "Righteth this wayeth."
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Someday... but not today.
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How's that mutton, Patrick?
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Me thinks it's mutton-tastic.
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Morrie!
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You're supposed to announce the jousting tournament.
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Good evening, uh, fair patrons of Medieval Moments.
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By royal decree, we ask that two audience members
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come forth and participate in the, uh, the royal jousting.
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Over here! Ooh! Oh! Over here!
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Pick up, pick us!Hey! Pick us! Hey!
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Over here!Hey...
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All right. Pick us!
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It appears that the pink starfish
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and the yellow sponge
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are our lucky contestants tonight.
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Hooray.
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Isn't this exciting, Patrick?
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To think, we'll be watching the joust this close up.
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You won't be watching the joust.
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You're in the joust.
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Pat, do you know how to ride a sea horse?
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Nuh-uh.
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Mr. Sea Horse, sir,
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you're gentle on beginners, aren't you?
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SpongeBob, help!
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Take his head off!
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I don't suppose now would be a good time
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to ask for a bathroom break!
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Patrick!
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I'm glad that's over.
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Look! Some employees from the restaurant
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came to help us.
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Arrest these traitors for committing the act
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of witchcraft by falling from the sky.
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Whoa. They really go that extra mile for authenticity.
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Salutations, fellow knights.
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Silence, heathen!
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I get the point.
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Nighty-night, ladies.
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You'll have many more in here.
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Gee, Pat, these props sure are convincing.
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Oh, blast this confounded instrument.
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If I never learn to play with ease,
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may mine own great, great, great, great, great, great,
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great grandson be cursed tenfold.
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Squidward, what are you doing here?
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Does thou talketh to me?
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Good one, Squidward.
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"Does thou talketh to me?"
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Scoff not, young squire.
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Thou has mistaken me for another.
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I am Squidly, the king's royal fool.
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Or at least I was until I royally messed up.
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Wow, what did you do?
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I'll show you.
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What does a guy have to do to get some mutton around here?
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I'm starving!
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Don't hold thy breath.
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We'll be lucky if we get fed again by the 12th century.
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They sure take their role-playing seriously
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around here.
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What's that?
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Not the bowling alley.
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Knights, jesters,
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dragons, medieval bowling alleys,
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12th century!
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Don't you see, Patrick?
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We really are in medieval times.
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Oh, no. I think I left the water running at home.
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The king wants a word with you two.
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Yay!
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Wait. We don't leave without Squidly.
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Why should I take him?
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Because, um...
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Squidly has thought of some brilliant songs for the king
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and he just has to hear them.
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Isn't that right, Squidly?
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Absolutely.
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Squidly, uh, maybe you should wait for the king to hear that.
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Suit thine self.
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Thou does not knowest what thou art missing.
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Oh, woe is me.
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Woe is me. Woe is me.
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What to do. What to do.
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Father, what art thou going on about now?
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Oh, just the same old thing, dear daughter.
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It's that wretched wizard, Planktonimor.
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His insidious dragons destroyed half me kingdom.
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Soon there will be no citizens to tax.
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Not one of me best knights has been able to defeat him.
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Father, remember your blood pressure.
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You wouldn't want another leech treatment, would you?
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Your Highness.
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The Dungeon Master has brought the prisoners you asked for.
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Well, don't just stand there, send them in.
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Sure thing, Your Highness...
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Hey, Mr. Krabs.
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How dare you bark at me in that tone, knave?
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I am the feared ruler of this kingdom
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and will be addressed as such.
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Sorry.
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And why have you brought
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this fool back into me throne room?
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If your majesty may be so kind,
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I think I have a song that will answer all your questions.
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All right, all right.
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But this is your last chance, fool.
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Oh, thank you, Sire, thank you.
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You won't be disappointed.
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Guards!
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Send these slanderers to the guillotine.
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Wait, you don't understand.
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We're not from here.
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That's because you're witches
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who were sent by Planktonimor to destroy me.
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No! We're time travelers.
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Help me out here, Patrick.
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I'm not sure there's anything I can add at this point.
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Okay, I'm through playing around.
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Guards...
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No, wait!
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No, please. Father, you must spare them.
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Has thou forgotten of the prophecy?
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What prophecy?
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The one right above your head.
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How long has that been there?
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The story tells
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of two brave knights who fall from the sky
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and are sent by the king to rid the lamenting town
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of the evil dragon controlled by the one-eyed wizard.
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Father, don't you get it? It's them.
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These strangers have come to rescue us.
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Like in the prophecy.
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How dare you defile my house, demon?!
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Princess Pearl!
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I'm coming, Pearl.
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Prepare to meet thy maker,
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foul beast!
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Well, I-I guess this is it, Patrick.
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I guess so.
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I'm going to miss you, SpongeBob.
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I'll miss you, too, buddy.
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Oh, Daddy, help!
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Pearl!
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Can no one stop this madness?
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You... you two...
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My apologies,
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most noble...
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and valued...
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warriors...
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I guess this is what you call the royal treatment.
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May Neptune grant you safety
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on your perilous journey to the evil wizard's castle
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from which no one has escaped alive.
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We're going on a perilous journey?
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But of course. You're the chosen ones.
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Huh? What's this?
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A lost piece of the prophecy?
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Let me guess-- more praise for our heroic stature?
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Actually, it says I was supposed to kick you out of here.
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Say no more, Your Majesty.
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Us manly knights are so manly,
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we kick ourselves out of places.
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Come on, Patrick.
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Look out, trouble.
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Well, so much for their company.
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Eh... on second thought, you better go with them.
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They could use the entertainment.
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Have it your way.
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Good luck, strange ones.
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I know we're a prophecy and all,
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but I don't think we can stop the dragon
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with our bare hands.
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Yeah. We need some gloves.
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Perhaps yonder blacksmith
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could provide some arms for your battle.
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At last! An honest man of the soil.
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Observe as I effortlessly commingle
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with this brutish native.
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Greetings, Iron Man!
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I am Sir SpongeBob, of Bikini...
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Bottom.
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I told you people before.
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I'll have the rent when I have it!
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We just wanted to buy some armor.
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Oh, why didn't you just say that?
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I've got just the thing for you.
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This is awesome.
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Hey, SpongeBob, get out here!
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Whoa, SpongeBob,
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you look incredible.
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And now, for the piece de resistance.
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Your sword, brave knight.
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Hand-forged from anodized dragon's skin.
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It is truly a weapon worthy of a knight of your stature.
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A little heavy, isn't it?
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That's going to need some stitches.
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Let me see what else I got.
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Unfortunately, all I have in the way of light weaponry
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is this jellyfish net.
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That's perfect!
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Whah!
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We doth have a long journey ahead of us.
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It's a good thing I packed us a lunch
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of delicious krabby patties.
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Ooh.
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Thisbe the legendary prophecy?!
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Oh, that be-eth rich.
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T'would almost insult me, were it not so funny.
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Planktonimor, thou art cocky
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and overly-confident with thyself.
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Trusteth in me, Karen.
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I doth knowest what I am doing.
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Come hither, boy.
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Deliver my demands unto his majesty, King Krabs.
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Halt! Who goes there?
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Doth mine eyes betray me?
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'Tis the nefarious Dark Knight.
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Dark Knight?
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I asketh once more, before I rip thee limb from limb.
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Reveal thyself.
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I am SpongeBob, and this is Patrick.
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We've been spent to rescue Princess Pearl
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from Planktonimor.
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If thou wisheth to get across,
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thou willst have to get through me!
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Medieval Sandy.
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with a little karate.
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Whah! Whah!
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By the hammer of Odin,
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this be a new fighting style
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mine eyes have not yet seen.
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I am bad! Oh, yeah!
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Whoo!
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Doth thou tryeth to insult me?
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Thou whilst drink from the fountain of shame!
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Do you hear that, Patrick?
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I told you she zings like a squir... Whoa!
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Good one, medieval Sandy.
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But can you handle my feet of fury?
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Wouldst thou like a little rubdown?
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You have bested me, yellow knight.
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Strike quick and true,
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noble sponge.
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I don't understand a word you just said.
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Uh, medieval Sandy?
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You don't look so good.
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Sandy?
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Sandy...
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Huh? What?
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Patrick, it's working.
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Do it again.
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Thou hast spared me, kind and noble sponge,
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and to thee, I owe a debt of gratitude,
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for I will follow you in your quest to defeat Planktonimor
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and learn a trifle of that karate.
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Yeah! Karate!
273
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Whah! Cha-cha!
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Ow-eth.
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Your majesty, your majesty!
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A scroll hath arrived for thee.
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"Thou must hand over thy village... and they throne?!
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Or thy daughter shall be dipped in a cauldron of lava?!"
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Pearl!
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That be the shriek of the fair princess.
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Then time be of the essence.
282
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Doth we all remember thy plan?
283
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No. Uh... I mean yes!
284
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Yes!
285
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That's what I said.
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Yes.
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Then let us forge on.
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Make way, heathens.
289
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Dark Knight coming through.
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State thy business, Dark Knight.
291
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These village idiots are conspirators
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against Master Planktonimor
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and I needeth to know which form of torture
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thy master wishes upon these wretched fools.
295
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Do I have their limbs tied to horses
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and swiftly yanked apart-- rip!
297
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Or pluck each individual eyelash, one by one,
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taking away their every single last eyelash wish?
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No...!
300
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No, no, no!
301
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Very well, Dark Knight.
302
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Entrance be granted.
303
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No, no, no!
304
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No, no, no!
305
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Halt! Make a wish!
306
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Wow, goodsome thinking, Sir SpongeBob,
307
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posing as a frightened wee babe in ye old diapers
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did make it most believable.
309
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Yeah, you think we fooled them?
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Princess Pearl.
311
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I must fulfill the prophecy
312
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while you untie Patrick and the royal doofus.
313
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That be royal fool.
314
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Hang on, Pearl.
315
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We're coming to rescue you.
316
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Freedom is at hand.
317
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We're a-coming.
318
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Almost there.
319
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Oh, dear Neptune.
320
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Soon, the king's village will be mine.
321
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Mine!
322
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Mine!
323
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Unhand her... fiend!
324
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The prophecy is nigh.
325
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We're here to rescue you, Pearl.
326
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Could I get a glass of water?
327
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Sparkling or regular?
328
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Psyche-eth!
329
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You truly are the nastiest wizard
330
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in all of Bikini Bottomshire.
331
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Prepare to be vanquished!
332
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Bring it on-eth, knave.
333
00:19:40,168 --> 00:19:41,651
Huh? What the... where?!
334
00:19:43,789 --> 00:19:45,962
I didn't see you, you're so tiny.
335
00:19:50,031 --> 00:19:51,272
That tickles.
336
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Tiny powers! Tiny powers!
337
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I be-eth okay.
338
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Wow... Huh?
339
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Yes! Yes!
340
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Sicceth them, boy!
341
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Perhaps a soothing limerick will calm thee.
342
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Everyone be-eth a critic.
343
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No, no, no, no!
344
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Dead end for you, simpletons.
345
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Wait a second.
346
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Wow, the boys back home will never believe this.
347
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I'm right here, and I don't believe it.
348
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Whoa!
349
00:21:18,582 --> 00:21:20,065
No! No! No! no!
350
00:21:20,272 --> 00:21:21,237
Well, I guess this is it, Pat.
351
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Yeah.
352
00:21:22,996 --> 00:21:24,824
Hey, can we eat those krabby patties now?
353
00:21:24,996 --> 00:21:26,065
Sure, buddy.
354
00:21:26,272 --> 00:21:27,479
Yay!
355
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,031
Hey!
356
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,513
Patrick, look,
357
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he's eating the krabby patty.
358
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No, no, no!
359
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The horror, the horror!
360
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No, Patrick, it's a good thing.
361
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It is?
362
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Sure it is.
363
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Just listen to him purr.
364
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He loves that krabby patty.
365
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:53,272
Forsooth, what be-eth going on here?
366
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Destroy them!
367
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Do it now, or so help me...
368
00:21:57,548 --> 00:22:00,341
Um, I'd be more than happy to make you some more
369
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of those delicious krabby patties.
370
00:22:05,306 --> 00:22:07,962
Curses. You win.
371
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Make way. Thy king's heroes cometh through.
372
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Order up!
373
00:22:30,272 --> 00:22:37,100
Hmm. I doth wonder if I couldst sell these... krabby patties.
374
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Ah, that horrible noise.
375
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Oh, make it stop!
376
00:22:54,548 --> 00:22:56,237
Whoa! Whoa!
377
00:22:56,410 --> 00:22:58,444
Hey, kid, are you okay?
378
00:22:58,617 --> 00:23:01,031
That was some fall you had.
379
00:23:01,203 --> 00:23:04,996
Oh. I guess I shouldn't have agitated that sea horse.
380
00:23:05,065 --> 00:23:07,272
That was some dream, huh, Patrick?
381
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Patrick?
382
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Try telling that to Squidly.
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