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Are you ready, kids?
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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Here they come, lads!
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Hooray!
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Fantastic.
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Thank you very much, madam.
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I feel so alive!
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Please don't do that again.
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I think the stained-glass barstool can go over here
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and the pseudo hand-carved wooden sports flag display case
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can go over there.
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Ahoy there, matey.
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Can I help you gentlemen?
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Are you the owner?
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Who wants to know?
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Allow me to introduce myself.
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Howard Blandy, President, Blandy Franchising Company.
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Howard Blandy!
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You mean the Howard Blandy?
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The Howard Blandy that masterminded
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the ruthless takeover of every small, family-owned business
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in Bikini Bottom?
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That Howard Blandy?
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I worship you!
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Get it together a little, man.
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Sorry, it's just that... you're rich.
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I'm Mr. Krabs.
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To what do I owe the honor
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of having you here, Howard?
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What would it take to buy the Krusty Krab?
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Buy the Krusty Krab?!
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It's not for sale.
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You know, I may not make as much
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as your fancy-schmancy mega restaurant chain,
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but it's the blood, sweat and tears of a hard day's work.
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It's not about the...
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Holy sweet mother of pearl!
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I like the way you think, Blandy.
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But it'll take a lot more
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than a suitcase full of cash
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to buy the Krusty Krab from me.
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Oh, there's a lot more than that.
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The rest is over there.
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Jumping King Neptune!
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Sold-- give me my money.
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First, sign this contract.
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You relinquish the Krusty Krab and all ownership thereof
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along with its employees, merchandise, logos
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and cash registers.
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I still get the money?Yes.
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That'll be fine then.
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Here you go.
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Now, give me, give me!
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Whoo-ha!
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See you 'round!
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What's happening?
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Mr. Krabs!
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Mr. Krabs, they're putting up pennants in the Krusty Krab.
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What's going on?
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I'm retiring!
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Retiring?
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I'm free to do whatever I want.
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I can learn how to ride that bicycle I got 30 years ago.
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Or go to the new hook museum downtown.
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Or ever paint bowls of fruit.
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Aren't you happy for me?
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I sure am.
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So long, boys!
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Have fun, Mr. Krabs.
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Heaven knows I won't.
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Hi, gentlemen.
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I'm Carl, your new manager.
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New manager?
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I think you'll find working at the Krabby O'Mondays
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to be both a learning experience and an enjoyable one.
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Krabby O'Mondays?
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You won't need these anymore.
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Now, here are your new uniforms
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and here are the...
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employee manuals.
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See you first thing tomorrow.
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The sweet smell of a brand new day!
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First stop, the new hook museum.
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Then maybe I'll...
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Hey... the Krabby O'Mondays?
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Not the name I would've chosen.
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But that's all behind me now.
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The three-pronged J hook was first sighted in local water
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more than one hundred years ago.
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Wait a minute...
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I hate golf!
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Well, I've done everything I wanted to do
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and it's not even noon.
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Did you see the shoes she had on?
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So last-year!
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Hold on, Gina.
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Yeah, Dad?!
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How's it going?
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Fine.
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What're you up to?
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I'm talking on the phone!
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Oh, really?
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Really.
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Dad, isn't there something
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you need to do?!
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Well, actually I was hoping
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you and I could do something together.
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Get out!
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That's it, Dad.
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Get a job, get a hobby, or get some friends,
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because I can't take it anymore!
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Get some friends, she says.
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Find a hobby, she says.
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Get a job, she says.
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"Help Wanted."
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Ahoy there, mateys.
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Welcome to the Krabby O'Mondays...
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It's my birthday.
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Can I start you off with...
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Will you sing the Krabby Monday's birthday song
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to my special little man?
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Happy, happy birthday...
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Happy, happy...
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Uh, Squidward?
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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What's our motto here at Krabby O'Mondays?
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"Sincere service with a smile."
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Well, yes...
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but with the Krabby O'Mondays spirit.
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Now, Squidward, you wouldn't want
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to have to talk to Human Resources...
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would you?
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So, what's our motto again?
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Uh... uh... sincere service... with a smile.
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Now you're getting it.
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Morning, SpongeBob!
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Mr. Krabs!
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What are you doing here?
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Retirement ain't all it's cracked up to be,
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so I'm the new busboy.
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Uh, okay, son,
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you're starting to creep me out.
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I knew you'd come back, Mr. Krabs,
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I just knew you would!
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Okay, boy, back to work.
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Aye-aye, sir.
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I'm not your boss anymore.
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Just call me Eugene.
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Aye-aye... Eugene.
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Ahoy, Squidward!
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Ahoy, Eugene!
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Would you mind clearing this table for me?
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Sure, Squidward.
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You know, I've never seen you so happy.
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They're watching us.
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That guy's a real pain in the hindquarters, hey, Squiddy?
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Uh, Eugene, I think you need to look
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at page 20 of our employee handbook again.
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Oh, I don't need Carl's silly rules.
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I reallythink you should look.
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What's this?
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"Help me."
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Hey, fellas, what's going on over here?
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Oh, hey, Carl.
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I was just reminding Eugene
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of article 24, section three
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of the employee handbook.
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"Cut the chatter and pick up a platter."
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Good job, Squidward.
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What have you done with the real Squidward?
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The less you know, Eugene, the better.
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What's going on around here?
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Where's SpongeBob?
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Where's the love?
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SpongeBob!
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What happened to the Krabby Patties?
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I tried to tell them,
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but they wouldn't listen to me!
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This is obscene!
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Carl!
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I need to have a word...
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Your change is $1.75.
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Automated cash register?!
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No!
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Hey, Carl, what have you done with me restaurant?!
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Processed Krabby Patties, computerized registers...
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Look around you.
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Our customers are quite content
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with the contrived and the mediocre.
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That's because they don't know
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what they're eating.
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Excuse me, ma'am, do you know
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what's in that Krabby Patty you're eating?
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No.
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See that?
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Without all your smoke and mirrors,
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no one would stomach this garbage.
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What'd he say?
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Garbage?
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Eugene, you're in violation of your contract.
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Rules!
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Here's a rule for you:
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people can't eat stained-glass barstools!
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I'll show you automated.
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Mr. Blandy, code red-- free thinker!
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Mr. Krabs, is there a problem here?
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You better believe it!
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I used to kiss the ground you walked on, Blandy,
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but after seeing this,
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I wouldn't even spit in your direction.
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Krabby Patties are supposed to be made by hand--
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one at a time--
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not on a conveyer belt!
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Oh, my...
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Does this mean I won't get that raise, sir?
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It's ruined!
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We'll have to sell it.
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We'll be lucky if we get a fraction
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of what we paid for it.
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I'll buy it for full price.
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Sold.
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We won't need your contract anymore.
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Nice doing business with you.
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Pleasure's all mine.
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Now get out of me restaurant.
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Well, we did it, boys.
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The Krusty Krab is ours again.
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You know, in that fit of maniacal rage
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I may have destroyed the restaurant,
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scared away all our customers and forced us into bankruptcy--
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because I returned nearly every penny
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I sold this stink-heap for--
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but I got back the love of me dear friends.
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Really, Mr. Krabs?
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No, not really.
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Get back to work!
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Oh, Squidward!
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What do you want, SpongeBob?
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Time for work, Squidward.
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Another day, another dollar.
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More like another nickel.
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Good one, Squidward!
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Another day, another nickel.
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It's not that funny.
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That's funny because it's true.
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Carpool's over.
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Nickel.
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Here's your food.
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It's not that funny!
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Please make it stop!
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Okay, Squidward, see you tomorrow.
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And always check for spare change.
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Another day, another... nickel!
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Two Krabby Patties.
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Thanks, kid.
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Another day, another nickel.
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Cease your laughing, tormentor!
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This could be my chance.
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SpongeBob, you don't look well.
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I don't?
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No.
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You should sit down.
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Shh...
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You're burning up, SpongeBob.
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I am?
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Tell me, SpongeBob,
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have your sides been hurting?
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Yeah, a little.
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And your temperature is 175 degrees!
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Is that bad?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no...
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unless you've been doing a lot of... laughing.
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I have been laughing a lot lately.
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SpongeBob,
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you've got to be careful.
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You're going to burn out your laughbox.
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My laughbox?
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Yes, it's the part of your body
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that enables laughter.
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If you use it too long without giving it a break
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it burns out and you can never laugh again.
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Is that what happened to you, Squidward?
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Yes... What? No!
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Listen, SpongeBob, this is serious!
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If you burn out your laughbox,
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you'll live your whole life
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without ever laughing again.
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Hey, Patrick, you want to hear a joke?
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Sure, Sandy.
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Sure, I'd love a good laugh.
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What has four wheels and flies?
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A garbage truck!
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I don't want to burn out my laughbox, Squidward.
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Well, the most important thing is to stop laughing.
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Any laugh at all could be dangerous.
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How long do I have to avoid laughing?
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Gosh, SpongeBob, I'd say
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at least the rest of the day,
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but you better go 24 hours just to be safe.
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Thank you so much, Squidward.
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I don't know what I'd do without you!
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A day without laughter is a small price to pay
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to save my laughbox from destruction.
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I must remain vigilant.
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Nothing funny over there.
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Nothing funny over here.
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Hey, SpongeBob!
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How's it going?
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Patrick-- banana peel-- don't!
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What did you say...
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Oh, no...
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Hey, what the...
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Wait a minute, Patrick!
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Please stop!
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Right foot first...
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Wait, Patrick, I can't laugh.
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You can't?
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Oh, I know what to do.
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That usually knocks him out.
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Get a grip on yourself, SpongeBob.
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You're in control.
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Just back away from the whoopie cushion, SpongeBob.
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They're everywhere!
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Everywhere!
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Look out for that pie truck!
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I've got to get out of here!
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There's nothing funny up here.
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But just to be safe...
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Ah, I made it 24 hours without laughing.
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That's odd.
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I've lost my laugh.
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I've lost my laugh!
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Hi, SpongeBob.
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It's terrible, Patrick--
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I can't laugh anymore.
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What happened?
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I went a whole day without laughing
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and now my laugh is gone.
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Let me take a look.
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Hmm... it's dark in here.
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I'd better light a match.
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Come in.
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Mr. Krabs?
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What's wrong, boy?
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I lost my laugh.
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You've come to the right place, son.
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You know, there's one thing that always makes me laugh.
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Don't it just tickle you, boy?
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Not really.
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This calls for drastic measures.
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I don't usually do this,
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but you seem desperate.
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Touch it.
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Nothing.
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Oh, this is worse than I thought.
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After all, money is the ultimate source of joy.
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Maybe I should ask Sandy.
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She's a scientist.
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Oh, it's easy if you approach it scientifically, SpongeBob.
363
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Now, what is laughter?
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The thing that used to give my life meaning and purpose
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but now mocks me with its cruel indifference.
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Scientifically, it's caused by
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your epiglottis constricting your larynx,
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causing irregular air intake and respiratory upset.
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Sounds painful.
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Science makes everything sound painful.
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Now, here's some humor-theory textbooks,
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laugh mechanics and the quantum giggle theory.
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Thank you, Sandy.
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Sure is peaceful around here
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since SquarePants became a sad sack.
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I've read all the books, and still nothing.
377
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I guess I'll never laugh again.
378
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I really hate to see the little guy so sad,
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but not as much as I hate to see him happy.
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I think I found the one thing I hate more than his laugh.
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I'm sure he'll cry himself out soon.
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What have I done?
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Oh, that's it.
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This charade has to end!
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Hi, Squidward.
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SpongeBob, this infernal crying has to stop!
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But Squidward, I... I broke my laughbox!
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SpongeBob, there's no such thing as a laughbox!
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I made the whole thing up
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to get some peace from your insipid laughter!
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You mean my laughbox isn't broken?
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And it was a cruel lie
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that sent me into spiraling depression?
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Uh... yeah, well, it sounds pretty harsh
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when you put it that way, but... yeah.
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I could laugh the whole time?
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Yeah.
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You really fell for it!
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I guess I did.
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You even fell for the old
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thermometer-in- the-boiling-oil routine!
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It's not really that funny, Squidward.
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It's hilarious!
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See you later, Squidward.
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Break your laughbox!
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What a schlemiel!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Look, he's waking up.
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Oh... where am I?
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00:21:51,389 --> 00:21:52,905
You're in the hospital, silly.
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You broke your laughbox.
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The doctor said it was the most tiny, dried out,
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underused laughbox he'd ever laid eyes on.
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So they cut it out.
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Cut it out?
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00:22:01,596 --> 00:22:03,043
Yeah! Want to see it?
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It's fun to shake it up
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and watch it bounce around.
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Oh, give me!
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Oh, I can never laugh again?
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Nonsense-- your laugh should be stronger than ever.
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But you cut out my laughbox.
423
00:22:15,837 --> 00:22:19,009
Yes, but one of your friends has generously allowed us
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to transplant part of theirs to you.
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Nope.
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They wouldn't pay me.
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You're getting warmer.
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SpongeBob?
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Hey, you laugh just like me!
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Oh, there he goes, off to share his laughter with the world.
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