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Are you ready, kids?
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ Oh...
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he. ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense be
something you wish... ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish. ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON
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Wait for it...
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Another day, another migraine.
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Mi...
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graine.
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Isn't it great
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working at
the Krusty Krab,
Squidward?
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Huh? Isn't it?
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Working here?
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Yeah, great.
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Yeah.Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Yes!
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Hold that thought, Squidward.
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I'm due in the parking lot
for early morning litter patrol.
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May Neptune shine brightly
on my harvest.
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Litter.
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Looks like someone
missed the trash basket,
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huh, Mr. Candy Wrapper?
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Kids these days.
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I've never seen
such an epidemic!
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Well, at least
it's all over now.
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Huh?
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Huh?!
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Huh?
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Where is all this litter
coming from?
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Not on my watch.
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Sir, I will have you know
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it's against the law to litter.
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Ha! What are you
going to do,
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call the police?
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Yes.
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How's it going, lieutenant?
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Well, let's just say
I hope our litterbug there
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saved room
for his just desserts.
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Yeah!
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Just desserts.
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Whatever.
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SpongeBob,
don't you know
who that is?
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Who?
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That's the Tattletale Strangler!
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Who?
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The Tattletale Strangler!
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He's promised to strangle anyone
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who turns him in!
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He seems kind of angry with us,
eh, Squidward?
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Squidward?
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Squidward!
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You're going
to do time,
Strangler.
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Hard time.
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Hi, officers.
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So he's going to jail, right?
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Who, Strangler?
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Yeah, Strangler.
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Oh, yeah.
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He's going to jail
for a long time.
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Hey, that looks like me!
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Don't worry, SpongeBob,
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he won't be able
to strangle you.
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Yeah, we got him
chained up
real good.
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He'll never get away.
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Oops, not again.
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Yup, he got away.
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You nice officers
will protect me, right?
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We ain't bodyguards, kid.
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Yeah, give us a call
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if you see him
again, tattletale.
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Those officers are right...
I need a bodyguard.
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Mr. Krabs!
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There's a maniac after me.
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I need a bodyguard!
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I wasn't five-time
golden claws in the navy
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for nothing.
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When he see me moves,
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he'll be running scared.
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So where is this little bully,
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down at the park?
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The soda shop?
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What does he look like, eh, boy?
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This would be him,
Mr. Krabs.
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The Tattletale Strangler!
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Go away, SpongeBob.
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Take your death cloud with you!
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Hold me!
Hold me!
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That's it,
I got to get out of town
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till I can find a bodyguard.
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Bodyguard, huh?
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Uh, I might be able
to help you out.
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You don't understand, mister.
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I need protection from
the scariest guy in town.
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Here's his picture.
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He doesn't look so tough.
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I tattled on him,
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and now he wants to strangle me
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with his diabolical hands!
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I hope they're not dirty.
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Huh?
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Uh-oh, there's too many
witnesses around here.
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Listen, kid, I could
be your bodyguard.
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Here's my card.
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Hmm...
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Looks good to me.
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You're hired!
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I feel safer already.
What's next?
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Well, the maniac
could be anywhere
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wearing a disguise.
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He could be that old man.
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Or that baby.
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Or that pebble!
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Or that stick.
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Or that receipt
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for the Phony Baloney
Mustache Emporium.
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Huh? Uh,
that's mine.
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Oh, bodyguard, my body is
in your guarding hands.
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What do we do first?
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Uh... I suggest
we go to a nice quiet,
secluded location,
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like behind
an old dumpster,
or a dark alley.
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We could go to my house
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and turn off all the lights.
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Perfect.
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That way no one
could hear you
being strangled...
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I mean, uh, uh, protected.
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Perfect.
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Yes, excellent.
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Ah, but first
I got to do a few errands.
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Uh, okay, but let's
make it quick.
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"Quick" is my middle name.
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Let's see, paper towels.
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This one says,
"Best paper towel around."
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This one says,
"Best paper towel in town."
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Hmm.
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"In town."
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"Around."
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"In town."
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"Around."
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What do you think, bodyguard?
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Whatever gets us
to your house quicker.
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I'll take both!
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Here you go,
Mr. SquarePants.
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Hmm...
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Is there something wrong?
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I'm not sure if
these are my pants.
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How about this one, bodyguard?
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Too overbearing?
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Can we just go to your house?
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Here we are, SquarePants Manor.
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Bodyguard, let me just
take this opportunity
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to say you're the best bodyguard
a fellow could hope to have.
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All right, enough
of the sappy talk.
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Open the door
so I can strangle you...
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I mean, uh, choke you...
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I mean, uh, crush
your windpipe... I mean...
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"Protect me"?
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Thanks.
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Don't mention it, Strangler...
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I mean "bodyguard."
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Now, where did I put my key?
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Well, I can't find them.
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Do you want to take a look?
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Forget the key!
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Let's climb through this window.
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I can't reach it.
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Can you hop up
on my shoulders, kid?
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Sure.
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With these spiky cleats,
anything is possible.
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"Cleats"?
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Get your feet
out of my eye sockets!
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I'm trying, but my cleats
are stuck in your corneas!
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Get off! Get off!
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Don't be mad, bodyguard.
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Let me just grab the key
I keep under the mat
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and we can get inside.
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There you are,
you little rascal.
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Now to put it in the lock,
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which should activate
the tumblers,
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thus opening the door.
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Step inside...
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Close the door...
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Well, here we are.
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I finally got you all alone!
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I know, isn't it great?
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Ooh!
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Now you're going to
get yours, tattletale!
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Surprise!
Surprise!
Surprise!
Surprise!
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A surprise party to celebrate
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my perfect on-time
percentage at work?
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Oh, how'd you guys know?
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It's on the invitations
you sent us.
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Let's boogie!
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Bye, everybody,
thanks for coming!
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Bye, Mr. Krabs, bye, Plankton,
bye, Sandy, bye, Larry,
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bye, Pearl, bye, Mrs. Puff, bye,
Squidward, bye, the rest.
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Alone at last.
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Huh? What? What?
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So we're all alone now?
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Just you, me
and the floorboards.
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Yeah!
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Happy birthday, SpongeBob!
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How did you guys know
today is my birthday?
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We just do what
the invitations say.
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Let's boogie some more!
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Thanks for coming!
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Whew!
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Alone again.
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Is it true?
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Everybody's gone?
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Uh-huh.
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No more parties today?
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You've got everything
you need now?
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Nobody's left,
we're completely alone?
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Oh, yeah.
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In that case...
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Great parties, huh?
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Oh!
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Sorry, tubby, you got to go.
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Wait, we can trust Patrick.
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He's my best friend.
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Well, uh, I can't
take any chances.
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For all we know, uh,
he could be the Strangler.
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I'm the Strangler?!
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Oh, I should have known!
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I got to turn myself in!
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So Patrick's the Strangler.
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Gee, you think you know a guy.
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He's not the Strangler!
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He's not?
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I am!
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Hey, how'd you do that
without shaving cream?
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Oh, it's a fake, you idiot!
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I bought it at the party store!
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Did someone say "party"?
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I can't take it!
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Wait, bodyguard,
I need protection!
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Step on it!
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I'm being chased by a maniac!
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I'm not safe!
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Come back!
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Finally! Away from that guy.
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Good idea, bodyguard.
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He'll never find us up here.
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Good thinking, bodyguard.
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The Strangler could have been
on that plane.
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Bodyguard!
Bodyguard!
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Look, kid...
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I'm not your bodyguard!
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I'm the Strangler.
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See?
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The Strangler!
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Good work, SpongeBob.
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You put the Strangler
behind bars.
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At least I'm safe
from that yellow idiot.
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Hey, Mack.
271
00:12:35,206 --> 00:12:36,793
What are you in for?
272
00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:52,758
Well, Patrick, here it is,
the Palace of Pranks,
273
00:12:52,862 --> 00:12:55,551
the greatest novelty shop
in Bikini Bottom.
274
00:12:55,655 --> 00:12:58,103
All the greatest pranksters
shop here.
275
00:12:58,206 --> 00:13:01,103
This is where I got
my gag seanut brittle can.
276
00:13:01,206 --> 00:13:02,965
Oh, boy, seanut brittle...
Give me!
277
00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:05,275
Patrick, wait, it's
a booby trap, remember?
278
00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:08,586
Nice try, SquarePants, but it's
not going to work this time.
279
00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:11,758
I'm going to have some of
your delicious seanut brittle.
280
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,448
Where's the seanut brittle?
281
00:13:16,275 --> 00:13:18,896
That gets funnier every time
you say it, Patrick.
282
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,344
Come on, let's go inside.
283
00:13:20,448 --> 00:13:22,310
Seanut brittle.
284
00:13:24,551 --> 00:13:26,275
Ah!
285
00:13:26,379 --> 00:13:29,448
Nothing compares to the smell
of cheap plastic novelty items.
286
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:33,275
Pranks, gags and gross-out toys
as far as the eye can see.
287
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:36,000
Isn't it everything I said
it would be, Patrick?
288
00:13:36,103 --> 00:13:37,310
Hey, seanut brittle!
289
00:13:38,586 --> 00:13:39,724
Oh, darn it, not again.
290
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,344
Good to see you, SpongeBob.
291
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,620
How's my number one
customer doing?
292
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:46,724
Great, Frank.
293
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,068
This is my friend, Patrick.
294
00:13:48,172 --> 00:13:49,931
He wants to become
a prankster, too.
295
00:13:50,034 --> 00:13:51,862
Well, pleasure
to meet you, Patrick.
296
00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:57,448
That's your first lesson, son...
297
00:13:57,551 --> 00:13:59,310
The granddaddy of all pranks,
298
00:13:59,413 --> 00:14:00,482
the joy buzzer.
299
00:14:00,586 --> 00:14:01,655
I don't get it.
300
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,103
You don't have to get it.
301
00:14:03,206 --> 00:14:06,206
The prank is
for the enjoyment
of the prankster.
302
00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:08,931
You see, Patrick,
Frank here is the master.
303
00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:11,655
I learned all I know
about pranks from him.
304
00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:13,206
Frank, let's see
what you've got.
305
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,379
Well, this came in
just this morning.
306
00:14:15,482 --> 00:14:16,965
Have some gum.
307
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:23,000
Ha! Exploding chewing gum,
only $9.95.
308
00:14:23,103 --> 00:14:24,275
I don't get it.
309
00:14:24,379 --> 00:14:26,172
What can we get for one dollar?
310
00:14:26,275 --> 00:14:28,551
One dollar will get you
this fake gag dollar...
311
00:14:28,655 --> 00:14:31,655
Fool your friends into thinking
you've got a real dollar.
312
00:14:31,758 --> 00:14:32,965
What else have you got?
313
00:14:33,068 --> 00:14:34,137
A whoopee cushion?
314
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:34,793
Nah.
315
00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:36,103
Fake vomit.
316
00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:36,827
No.
317
00:14:36,931 --> 00:14:38,137
Real vomit.
318
00:14:38,241 --> 00:14:38,931
Eww!
319
00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:40,310
Have anything good?
320
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:43,448
Well, there is one prank
that I've been saving
321
00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:46,413
for a real top-of-the-line
prankster...
322
00:14:46,517 --> 00:14:48,655
Invisible spray.
323
00:14:48,758 --> 00:14:51,827
Wow, invisible spray!
324
00:14:51,931 --> 00:14:53,241
But I can see it.
325
00:14:53,344 --> 00:14:55,551
Gee, Patrick, just
think of the pranks
326
00:14:55,655 --> 00:14:56,827
we could pull with this.
327
00:14:58,379 --> 00:14:59,379
Good choice.
328
00:14:59,413 --> 00:15:01,379
Now, be careful
with that stuff, boys.
329
00:15:01,482 --> 00:15:02,344
It stains clothes.
330
00:15:02,448 --> 00:15:03,689
Thanks, Frank.
331
00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:06,034
Here it is, Patrick,
332
00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:07,344
the ultimate prank...
333
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:08,310
Invisible spray.
334
00:15:08,413 --> 00:15:10,413
What are we going to do with it?
335
00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:11,724
I know!
336
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,413
We'll go spray the park bench
337
00:15:13,517 --> 00:15:14,655
and then sit on it,
338
00:15:14,758 --> 00:15:16,172
and when people walk by,
339
00:15:16,275 --> 00:15:18,241
we'll be floating in midair.
340
00:15:19,206 --> 00:15:20,586
They're floating in midair!
341
00:15:20,689 --> 00:15:22,068
How do they do that?
342
00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:24,724
That's the ultimate prank!
343
00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:26,241
Good idea, SpongeBob!
344
00:15:26,344 --> 00:15:27,689
Well, let's get started.
345
00:15:28,724 --> 00:15:30,000
Okay, I'm ready.
346
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:33,206
Any particular reason
you took your pants off?
347
00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:35,482
Well, that stuff
stains clothes, right?
348
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:38,000
That it does, Patrick,
that it does.
349
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,103
Good thinking.
350
00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:41,310
Here, hold this a second.
351
00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:43,241
Okay, Patrick, give me the can.
352
00:15:43,344 --> 00:15:46,172
I think since spraying
the park bench was my idea,
353
00:15:46,275 --> 00:15:47,827
I should get to spray it.
354
00:15:47,931 --> 00:15:49,482
Patrick, spraying the park bench
355
00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:50,758
was myidea.
356
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,758
Yeah, but I said
it was a good idea.
357
00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:53,862
Give me that thing.
358
00:15:59,413 --> 00:16:01,310
Hey, the invisible spray works!
359
00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:03,413
And on your right if you look,
360
00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:06,586
you'll see two
naked guys fighting
over a can of paint.
361
00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:11,655
Oh, my gosh, Patrick,
help me find our clothes!
362
00:16:16,034 --> 00:16:17,931
I got to handit
to you, SpongeBob.
363
00:16:18,034 --> 00:16:19,068
You look kind of funny.
364
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,482
Righty, where are you?
365
00:16:23,724 --> 00:16:25,241
No one messes with Righty!
366
00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:26,655
We'll see how youlike it.
367
00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:31,413
Kind of gives you
an emptyfeeling, huh?
368
00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:33,482
Yeah!
369
00:16:34,344 --> 00:16:35,620
I seewhat you mean.
370
00:16:39,068 --> 00:16:40,103
No guts, no glory!
371
00:16:45,931 --> 00:16:47,448
I think this thing is empty.
372
00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:49,310
Oh, no, it can't be!
373
00:16:49,413 --> 00:16:51,689
How are we going to pull
off the ultimate prank?
374
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:52,931
Thanks a lot, Patrick.
375
00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:54,068
You used the last of it.
376
00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:57,275
Hey, I think I found our pants.
377
00:16:58,344 --> 00:17:00,241
Oops!
Here, these are yours.
378
00:17:00,344 --> 00:17:01,896
Oh, forget the pants, Patrick.
379
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Let's get home and
wash this paint off.
380
00:17:04,103 --> 00:17:06,310
Hey, SpongeBob, do you
know what time it is?
381
00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:09,620
Oh, sure, it's...
half past invisible.
382
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:11,034
Gee, it's getting late.
383
00:17:11,137 --> 00:17:12,482
Let's ask this guy.
384
00:17:12,586 --> 00:17:14,758
Sir, but do you have the time?
385
00:17:14,862 --> 00:17:16,000
Sure, it's ten
to 3:00.
386
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,103
Thank you.
387
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,034
Don't mention it.
388
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,448
Don't mention what?
389
00:17:19,551 --> 00:17:20,551
Who said that?
390
00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:21,620
Me.
391
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:23,758
Ghosts!
392
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,034
Hey, I'm no ghost!
393
00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:30,965
The nerve of that guy
and his driving eyeballs.
394
00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:33,034
Wait a second, Patrick,
395
00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:34,827
my brain just hatched an idea.
396
00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:35,931
Lay it on me.
397
00:17:36,034 --> 00:17:37,827
Okay, we're invisible, right?
398
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,206
Yeah.
399
00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:41,379
If that guy thought
we were ghosts,
400
00:17:41,482 --> 00:17:43,758
we could haunt everybody
in Bikini Bottom.
401
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,344
Oh, it's the ultimate prank.
402
00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:46,551
High five!
403
00:17:47,586 --> 00:17:50,551
Let's go scare us some suckers.
404
00:17:55,655 --> 00:17:56,689
Huh?
405
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,586
That's funny,
I thought I heard voices.
406
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,068
Huh?
407
00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:06,137
I thought I left that glass
of peanut juice on the table.
408
00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:08,793
And didn't I toss
that old lamp out yesterday?
409
00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:12,896
And since when did I acquire
all these portraits of Patrick?
410
00:18:16,034 --> 00:18:18,172
We're ghosts.
411
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,655
I knew it was you guys!
412
00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:25,344
All right, joke's over.
413
00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:27,206
Take off the sheets.
414
00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:29,344
It isghosts!
415
00:18:41,448 --> 00:18:43,620
Boy, we really scared her!
416
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:48,000
Who's going to be
our next victim?
417
00:18:48,103 --> 00:18:51,310
A better question
would be, "Who isn't?"
418
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:55,206
Double-dark deep-sea
light diet cake!
419
00:18:56,482 --> 00:18:58,275
You will soon be mine.
420
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:08,793
Ghosts!
421
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,310
Huh?
422
00:19:20,206 --> 00:19:22,310
Ghosts!
423
00:19:23,724 --> 00:19:26,689
PATRICK AND SPONGEBOB Cowabunga!
424
00:19:26,793 --> 00:19:27,793
Ghosts!
425
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,068
Ghosts!
426
00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:31,551
Ghosts!
427
00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:32,689
Ghosts!
428
00:19:32,793 --> 00:19:33,655
Ghosts!
429
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:34,793
Toast.
430
00:19:34,896 --> 00:19:36,758
Ghosts!
431
00:19:38,413 --> 00:19:41,068
It's official... we're the
greatest pranksters ever.
432
00:19:41,172 --> 00:19:42,862
The whole town
thinks we're ghosts.
433
00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:44,517
Yeah.
434
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:46,827
There's only one guy
left to scare,
435
00:19:46,931 --> 00:19:49,689
and we'll have pranked everybody
in Bikini Bottom...
436
00:19:49,793 --> 00:19:51,758
Mr. Krabs.
437
00:19:51,862 --> 00:19:54,448
It says he isn't
scared of ghosts.
438
00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:57,344
We'll see about that!
439
00:19:59,758 --> 00:20:00,758
Ghosts!
440
00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:01,827
Hah!
441
00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:04,000
I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
442
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:07,448
Every sailor knows a ghost
won't come near a fella
443
00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:10,620
as long as he's wearing
his spotted neckerchief...
444
00:20:10,724 --> 00:20:13,103
and his dried-up sea leprechaun.
445
00:20:13,206 --> 00:20:15,137
And a bit of gold never hurt.
446
00:20:15,241 --> 00:20:16,827
But to be on the safe side,
447
00:20:16,931 --> 00:20:19,965
I'm also wearing me pants
in a melvin knot,
448
00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:21,965
got me shivering timber brace,
449
00:20:22,068 --> 00:20:26,413
and the hairs on the back
of me neck are taped down.
450
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:30,482
And I'm all wrapped up
in a suit of anti-ghost armor.
451
00:20:30,586 --> 00:20:35,034
And if none of this stuff works,
I've got me secret weapon...
452
00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:36,620
The specter deflector.
453
00:20:36,724 --> 00:20:39,689
So just try and get me,
you ghosts!
454
00:20:39,793 --> 00:20:41,413
Bring it on!
455
00:20:43,655 --> 00:20:46,068
Krabs.
456
00:20:46,172 --> 00:20:49,896
Krabs, we've come to haunt you.
457
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,965
Stay back, I'm well-armed!
458
00:20:55,586 --> 00:20:57,862
I'm warning you.
459
00:21:01,896 --> 00:21:04,241
Ooh!
460
00:21:04,344 --> 00:21:05,758
Boo.
461
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:10,689
I got to get out of here!
462
00:21:10,793 --> 00:21:14,379
You can't escape, Krabs.
463
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,517
We glued the door shut.
464
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,413
You'll never get me!
465
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:26,172
Nice try, Krabs, but we replaced
all the glass with rubber.
466
00:21:29,448 --> 00:21:34,379
Too late, Krabs, we've already
clogged all the toilets.
467
00:21:34,482 --> 00:21:37,517
Please, spirits, leave me be.
468
00:21:37,931 --> 00:21:40,793
We got him good, SpongeBob.
469
00:21:40,896 --> 00:21:43,896
Wait, Patrick,
I've got one more idea.
470
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,862
You're going to pay, Krabs.
471
00:21:46,965 --> 00:21:48,517
No, spirits, please!
472
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000
No!
473
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,379
No!
474
00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:56,793
Don't burn me dollar!
475
00:22:01,896 --> 00:22:06,068
Well, well, well, if it isn't
SpongeBob and Patrick.
476
00:22:07,275 --> 00:22:09,517
I know not these names
477
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:10,896
of which you speak.
478
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,586
Uh, SpongeBob.
479
00:22:12,689 --> 00:22:16,000
SpongeBob, we're visible again.
480
00:22:17,758 --> 00:22:21,689
So you two are
the Bikini Bottom ghosts.
481
00:22:21,793 --> 00:22:23,103
We're really sorry,
Mr. Krabs.
482
00:22:23,206 --> 00:22:26,206
Please don't chop us
up into little pieces
and eat them.
483
00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:27,965
Hey, come on, boys, I'm hip.
484
00:22:28,068 --> 00:22:31,413
I pulled my share of pranks
when I was your age,
485
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:32,655
had me some laughs.
486
00:22:32,758 --> 00:22:34,862
That's what we did tonight,
right?
487
00:22:34,965 --> 00:22:36,206
We had a good laugh.
488
00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:37,758
Come on, laugh with me.
489
00:22:46,517 --> 00:22:50,793
Uh, any particular reason
you boys are naked?
490
00:22:50,896 --> 00:22:53,000
Yeah, the invisible
paint stains clothes.
491
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,793
Of course it does.
492
00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:58,793
Well, you two better hurry home
before someone sees you nude.
493
00:22:58,896 --> 00:23:01,965
Yeah, I think I'd
die of embarrassment
if that happened.
494
00:23:02,068 --> 00:23:03,172
Me, too.
495
00:23:03,275 --> 00:23:04,620
No, wouldn't want that,
would we?
496
00:23:04,724 --> 00:23:05,758
It's getting late now.
497
00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:07,655
You pranksters better get going.
498
00:23:07,758 --> 00:23:10,620
Mr. Krabs, thanks for
being such a good sport.
499
00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:11,758
Don't mention it.
500
00:23:11,862 --> 00:23:14,896
That Mr. Krabs, always
looking out for me.
501
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:15,896
What a guy!
502
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:16,896
Yeah.
503
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,241
The Krusty Krab presents...
504
00:23:19,344 --> 00:23:22,482
live nude pranksters!
505
00:23:22,586 --> 00:23:25,862
Starring the Bikini Bottom
ghosts.
506
00:23:37,068 --> 00:23:38,068
Patrick!
507
00:23:38,172 --> 00:23:39,655
Yeah?
508
00:23:39,758 --> 00:23:42,827
We should have bought
the whoopee cushion.
509
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,793
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